#but it’s FINE because it’s a JOKE
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court awarded a terf piece of shit 100k because she was seemingly fired for having ‘gender critical’ views and now everyone is congratulating her. so just to say if you are a terf get the fuck off of here. And anyone who doesn’t fall into the demands of ‘gender critics’ I fucking love you and I am so glad you are here
#she wasn’t fired. her contract just wasn’t renewed#and now ‘gender critics’ (read TERF) are protected by law for having anti trans ‘beliefs’#PIECE OF FUCKSHIT COUNTRY#what the FUCK. WHO DO THEY THINK??? THEY ARR??#the venom and vitriol people use to speak about trans issues is disgusting#‘it’s a matter of holes’ FUCK. YOU!#’so you think it’s fine for a man in a dress to be in a toilet with my 12 year old daughter?’#is a thing I had to read with my own eyes#WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT SEXUAL????#what the fucj is wrong with people of my fucking hod I just want to scream#social workers in my office making transphobic remarks about their clients. nurses homophobic about everyone#racist about their co worker#and discriminatory about a student on placement with additional learning needs#but it’s FINE because it’s a JOKE#im going to bite a chunk out of my arm and spit it at them#tw transphobia#tw homophobia#wil delete later sorry I’m just ENRAGED#I love you all so MUCH. ANGELS!!
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU#I wanted to try out a different paneling style for this one - sorry I'm a day late! (there will still be a post tomorrow to keep on track)#The original 3 panel comic idea was fine but the point of this new schedule was to take time to push myself a bit more.#I was taking a look back through some comic artists I felt inspired by#and I really loved how Lynda Barry fills her gutters with patterns and doodles!#Obviously I'm not going as absolutely wild with it as she does but it was a great exercise!#I truly think the gutters are the most important and most overlooked part of any comic. There's lots going on in that space.#It's the same with timeskips. The implied movement between moments that we don't see changes depending on how wide that gap is#You're here for the funny tags so here's some that ties this time talk together:#I think LWJ was thinking about that second note from day 2 but it took him 7 days of hazing to commit it to paper.#I think he sends it a day later and immediately regrets it. Chasing down the messenger and everything.#You know if something actually happened to his brother he would never ever forgive himself for putting the bad vibes out there.#Third time skip was the hardest because there was so many possible flavours of jokes here. Day 8/9 was a personal favourite.#day 14 was also funny (week by week). I think the debate on 'how long does lwj take to catch feelings' is more or less:#'how long does it take for him to arrive at a particular stage of grief and yearning (and awareness of it all)#This is a symphony. There is an act by act structure. Every day he is fighting to keep his old sensibilities. He is losing so badly.#(I'll be returning to the main comic soon but there is more of this AU to come!)
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he did in fact not come back
#i realize now that this Is really similar to the trigun comic I made BUTTT this has been a wip for like four months so its fine actually#also first post on da new blog#monkey d. luffy#silvers rayleigh#gol d. roger#opfanart#one piece#op#comic#fanart#bisamart#also I finally made a signature#its my face#dialog from the sonic dub#this is meant to be joke uhhhh#I went wild on the halftones#and also like redrew the whole comic because I left it for like two months#you think luffys face changes shape trough the comic no its doesn't <3
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Somebody: Jasons so angry and aggressive and kills people- hes the most violent batfamily member Bruce-I-would-have-killed-joker-had-fucking-superman-not-stopped-me-and-I-would-do-it-again-if-any-harm-befalls-my-family-also-i-beat-up-people-daily-as-therapy-wayne: what? Dick-i-was-planning-a-mans-murder-at-age-eight-and-would-have-done-it-also-i-didn't-have-superman-so-i-did-kill-joker-Grayson-Wayne: huh? Tim-My-body-count-is-probably-six-digits-by-now-but-it-doesn't-count-if-bruce-doesn't-know-stalker-Drake-Wayne: repeat that? Damian-i-came-with-the-katana-and-a-body-count-at-age-eight-wayne: what did you say about Ahki? Stephanie-i-will-crack-mad-funny-jokes-while-beating-your-face-in-with-a-brick-Brown-Wayne: waht? Barbara-i-wouldn't-but-like-i-could-and-i-know-you-and-your-entire-family-extending-to-your-great-uncle-thirteen-times-removed-Gordon-Wayne: *typing on keyboard* what was that? Duke-I-created-a-cult-about-robin-and-also-i-was-raised-in-gotham: sorry?
#fair warning to all of you#this is all for gits and shiggles#i know tim and dick and duke and all of them have an almost stricter no killing rule than bruce#i know#this was just a thought that popped into my brain and i giggled and wrote it#i hope it provided some of you with shiggles#if you dont like it#thats fine#ignore it#please dont go into the comments or message me about how incorrect this all is#i specifically excluded cass because she has the most strict code#and i was not going to take that away even for a joke#but it is a JOKE#please let it be that#hope some of you at least find it amusing#batfam#batman#batman and robin#bruce wayne#batfamily
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psa that the day there are no jgy stans left on tumblr dot com is the day i am dead
but rest assured i'll go to my grave exactly as i lived: obnoxiously proclaiming to everyone within earshot how great lianfang-zun is. narratively, metaphorically, spiritually. sexually, too, like why limit myself. i like to keep my options open
#the spirit of su minshan possessed me for a minute there but like. i'm fine with it#jin guangyao#he did crimes??? good for him 😌#editing this post to add that while the tone here is clearly joking#i really am fundamentally still engaged with this fandom#and with this book#almost exlcusively because of my enjoyment of jgy#even xiyao is secondary for me like i love it and i'm ride or die for it obvs#but jgy as a character is the main draw for me. and he would have me by the throat even if there was no zewu-jun#(tho i think jgy's life would be more depressing for his absence obviously)#but he is just. /clenches my fists!!!#THE most compelling character in the story and i cannot stop thinking about him!! cannot will not!!#who else in this book has his range? who else can be the doe-eyed idealist AND the spy with blood on his hands who ends a war?#who else is two different greek tragedies and at least two separate shakespearean tragedies rolled into one antagonist#an antagonist who but for the POV of the novel could very easily have been the protagonist#whose moral event horizon is so deeply entwined with his own trauma and abuse that there is no way to meaningfully separate#the violence he does to others from the systemic violence that was done to him for his whole life?#who else in this book manages to get five separate sect leaders utterly obsessed with him no matter how you choose#to interpret that obsession?#no one!!! that's who!!#ain't no one else in the jianghu doing it like lianfang-zun and that's just a goddamn fact
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sometimes i think about the fact that charles rowland, the boy who stands up to bullies, who smiles when others don't have the strength, who gets mad for others but not for himself, who looked at edwin and all his hurt and went, "right, so, the world threw you away but i will spend the rest of my existence proving to you that you matter"
this same boy blinks back tears when faced with the fact the best person in the world, the person he loves most, is in love with him. this same boy says, with a heartbreaking sincerity, that he doesn't want to be the bad guy.
charles rowland is the kindest, sweetest, most caring soul there is, and he doesn't. believe himself. worthy. of being loved.
#charles rowland#payneland#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency#literally so much of his character revolves around the fact he has no sense of self-worth#he will continue to put others before him#it's fine if he gets hurt because he knows how to take a beating right?#he knows how to get back up#and what good is he anyway if he's not useful?#so he smiles and laughs and jokes and hides away the parts of himself that he believes no one will love#and nearly cries because that is who he believes edwin to be in love with#this version of him that he's been presenting so convincingly that he's tricked his best friend to love him#but he's just not good enough.
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woah!!! they got polished! this was honestly pretty experimental for me and i think it turned out well. just an old lady and her silly bone man 💙💜
once again 'text free' version under the cut.. if you hate them and their jokes.. and you hate joy and love.. [silly]
#my art#undertale#undertale fanart#utdr#utdr fanart#sans undertale#sans the skeleton#sans#toriel#toriel dreemurr#toriel undertale#soriel#(if you want it to be.. ;) )#i love them they're so t4t... the visions..#also thank u for all the nice comments on the wip waaahhh#i feel like i didn't push toriel's expression enough because i wasn't sure how to i am not skilled enough#but i hope it is clear she is laughing at his silly joke and it comes across fine!!
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The cutest reminder ever that the way family works in TSAMS canon is that two parties have to be in mutual agreement that they are family. If one party doesn't agree then they aren't family. Parties can revoke familial ties whenever they want and that means they are no longer family.
"Code Relation" theory is stupid because you're then implying that Eclipse is Sun and Moon's child. Which he isn't. Or that Killcode is somehow Moon's child and his brother at the same time that he's Eclipse, Lunar and Bloodmoon's "father" at the same time that they're Sun and Moon's grand children. Like, we're seeing the issue here, right?
Don't make things more complicated than it has to be. Just accept the fact that family is literally determined by a verbal agreement between two animatronics and nothing else because none of them were born from wombs. That means respecting canon when characters in canon decide that they aren't comfortable being family (like Eclipse) or just straight-up disown everyone (like Bloodmoon). It's okay to have headcanons, but don't try to push them onto canon.
#alex talks#tsams#tsams discourse#the sun and moon show#just respect canon#not everyone has to share your headcanon about how family should work#pushing headcanons onto people and claiming it's canon is rude#and really fucking gross too#let people enjoy canon without having headcanons that they don't like/agree with being shoved in their faces#istg if I see another argument as to why a harmless ship is “actually incest” because of “code relations” I'm going to scream#yes I am staring at the people who are making that claim about shadowplanet#code does not define family in this show have we not learned this already#if that were the case then most of the animatronics would be related because they were made by fazbear and that would be an issue#because a lot of them are dating like bros please open ur eyes and see how this stuff actually works in TSBS instead of#Pretending your headcanons are canon#again#it's fine to have family headcanons and the code relation headcanon but don't push it onto canon#that's so rude and annoying#also do you really think the VAs would joke about shadowplanet if they thought it was somehow incest#in any way shape or form#family doesn't work by “relations” it works by agreement#Solar wasn't family until he agreed to be family#and even then he was like “yeah a distant cousin or smth idk”#idk now I'm just#alex screams into the void#yeah#pop off king
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asked my brain 'have you had enough of veilguard yet' and it answered with 'remember when you wanted a vivienne romance so bad you made it up'
#ellana and everything about her. i think she makes multiple questionable choices#but it leads her straight to viv so its all fine actually#i also think her writing and reasoning is super shoddy because i was 16 when i played dai. but now older and not wiser i think#i could make her work. especially as a woman who believes in the power of propaganda#and also because. i have seen so much s/olavell/an (I HAVE NO ISSUES W U GUYS) and thinking of my own lavellan siblings#so i will post crops of sketches. cant keep going like this....#no real mention of vivienne in the game ive GOT to (remembers suicide jokes r bad) blow up a chantry#vivienne de fer#ellana lavellan#my art#dai
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for me, there is no point in Aemond trying to kill Aegon for many reasons. and one of the most important reasons is his brother is his main support and partner in crime. others were horrified by Aemond's words that he had killed the bastard, but Aegon is the only one who not only did not reproach him for his deed, but also glorified him by holding a feast (don't make me rant about the golden statue).
in the past, they may not have had the best relationship (but also not as terrible as fandom imagines), but even then Aegon proved to Aemond that he could be relied on.
sooo... no one will ever make me believe that Aemond's ambitions are stronger than his love and devotion to his brother. don't even try, hbo.
#[ It's funny to see how people think that because of childish jokes aem can wish his brother dead now that they've grown up#guys situation with my sibling was muuuuch worse and now we're fine- I'm the younger#Aegon as an older brother would have seemed like an easy walk to me ]#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#team green#aegond#hotd#house of the dragon#my post
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idk if I've said it before, but your portrayals of both Rouxls and Queen are among my favorites, and the way they are when you combine the two is the sole thing that got me to say "yes" to queenkaard. When I first saw it in the game and it started catching on as a ship, I was like "nooo I hc him as gay," but then after seeing your stuff I was like "oh nvm I totally see this now."
i think hearing "i didn't see this ship before, but after your art i understand it and/or even ship it myself" is one of the nicest compliments i get, because it makes me feel like i'm representing something meaningful and sweet about a pairing and having people understand what i think is so great and captivating about them. i've gotten a couple asks like this and sometimes i forget to respond but i always really appreciate them :) thank you very much
#ask#deltarune#queenkaard#rouxls kaard#queen#art#doodles#conkreetmonkey#i mean its fine to draw ship art Just Cuz dgmw but i have Paragraphs of reasons why i like All my ships and it feels really good when i can#help people see the reasons why i think characters are cute together and why they'd work#i love feeling like im Doing something with my art. expressing something. explaining something. makes it feel meaningful#esp when i thought queenkaard was very Out There at first dhbsdjbhf i was like 'dude theres only gonna be me and 2 other people#who ship this'. and there was at first. now people dont think its a rarepair. i built this city goddammit. me and like 2 other people 😭#and im only half joking. i drew them so much because nobody else was. its still a rarepair to me. the fanart and fanfics are still#kind of sparse besides me tbh. but a LOT of people say 'i ship it because of cozy' and that makes me happy#there Are a couple fanfics on ao3 i havent gotten to yet only bc ive been tizzy about the gay car this year but i will read them eventually#anyway i still really love queenkaard i miss the blue people i cant wait to draw them more once the new chapters release aaaaaa#also since i mentioned i dont always respond to asks: i still read each and every single one of them#im sorry if anyone ever sends me something and i didnt post it. sometimes i go on ask-reply sprees and sometimes it just gets#answered months later dhbdsbjf. but please dont ever think i dont care about what you have to say i love hearing from you guys#and sometimes i just Forgor because adhd go brrt
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Remembrance and Forgetfulness
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#I originally debated whether or not to have lwj in the first panel because the implications#that wwx spawned a bunch of kids and lwj assumes its from whatever the hell happened last night#is a bit buckwild. but the more I think about it that actually one of the funniest jokes I could accidently make. So it stays#I don't think wwx and lwj would thrive with their own children but they would be very good mentors#The cool uncles if you will. They let you have some fun. Unlike JC who is the uncle that thinks your parenting is too soft.#Speaking of chilren...my *god* the extra with wwx playing with the kids is *so good*#probably my favourite so far. I keep going back to relisten to it#The kids!!! The mini versions of conflicts between them that mirror the truth yet are distorted by rumours!!#Mwah - Chef's kiss. Go listen to S1 Extra ''Director''.#“op what about the second panel?” Fine. WWX is alternating between noodling around and remixing wangxian.#lwj is experiencing the non-flutist jealousy of having an instrument that is not easily played as you walk. The most painful jealousy.
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do you feel like a different person now after getting railed
Not at all; I'm the same horny weirdo as before; it's more like the excitment of discovering a new hobby you like 😂 I've got a bit of pep in my step.
(it did open my eyes a bit to some insecurities wrt intimacy I'd built up in my head that turned out to not even be an issue at all. So some relief there)
But also things are generally going well with this guy outside of the bedroom as well so it's hard to separate that from the giddy feeling i get thinking about him. Ive never hit it off this well w someone before so im trying to keep my head lol
#he's a sexy corny goofball he makes these cheesy jokes that make me want to hurt him but it's fine because he'd be into that#Also his body is like. Wow
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Now I’m just thinking about Tech (as a coping mechanism, with no real expectation that he’ll ever be able to show it to Crosshair) making like a “highlight reel” of everything that happened while Crosshair was gone because Tech records everything 🥲
#and he gets to play it for Crosshair!#because he is of course totally fine!!!!#(like all clones)#anyway this came up because we were talking about how Echo is not joking when he answers ‘Is there an Echo in here?’ lmao#and picturing Crosshair just being like 😂 Tech play it again#tbb crosshair#tbb echo#tbb tech#tbb#the bad batch#omfg#I raise my hands and I surrender
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Stupid joke based on birds i saw at my bird feeder
#hatoful boyfriend#holiday star#hitori uzune#nageki fujishiro#nanaki kazuaki#hiyoko tosaka#ryouta kawara#anghel higure#if anyone cares about my real life bird tales: basically a mommy cardinal and her kid came to feed at my bird feeder#and i was shocked because her kid was like? dare i say bigger than her at this point and could eat JUST FINE! on his own#but was still asking for his mommy to feed him ON TOP OF THE SEEDS HE WAS ALREADY EATING!! SPOILT!!#so i took a video and called him a manchild#it was genuinely very cute and sweet tho#im not sure what he did but mommy bird ended up tussling with him at one point#and he just awkwardly sat there repenting after LOL#all to say: i ended up curious about what the point in feeding a bird that can clearly eat on its own is and like yea the answer is obvi…#like yea… its thier baby still.. sniffles so loud#but also some birds flirt via feeding yummy worms and what not#i think the website i read mostly listed songbirds tho#so i dont think quails do this- sorry i went to look this up LOL#so i typed. do adult quail feed eachother. and the google ai instead was like yea quails do eat eachother when stressed </3#NOT WHAT I ASKED?? HELLOOOO??#sorry idk what this ramble has become#me and my friend just kept joking about nanaki being a flop at flirting because he just comes off like a big baby instead
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I skip all Hiccstrid scenes in Rtte because buffstrid is not canon💔
#am i mentally ill?#maybe#but do I also possess the power to redraw Hiccstrid scenes with buffstrid#yes#I do#hiccup#Astrid#hiccup x astrid#biblically accurate hiccstrid#hiccstrid#buffstrid#httyd#Rtte#shit post#I wish I was joking#I’ve fried my brain to the point where I just cannot watch them#and if I’m being honest a lot of the Hiccstrid scenes are kind of hard to watch anyway😭#don’t get me wrong I absolutely love the ship#however#they make me kringe#yes kringe with a k#because the normal ‘cringe’ word is used too often and too negatively just to insult people having fun#So I’m using kringe and hoping it doesn’t already mean something extremely offensive#okay I googled it it’s fine#I am now dubbing ‘kringe’ to be a friendlier version of ‘cringe’ and only to be used in a situation where you are expressing your opinion -#-and not directly insulting someone else just because they’re a little different#what the fuck was I originally on about#oh yeah I kind of find canon Hiccstrid kringe#hot take mayhaps?#idk my opinion man🤗
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