#but it will never happen
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the way i fall for the aj lee hype every year really is so silly...
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We should have gotten a full version of Eclipse of the heart in trolls 1.
Like, think about it, the first part is sung by younger Branch then when it gets to the first Once Upon a Time it's older Branch singing.
#it would have been the saddest shit ever#but it would go so fucking hard#but it will never happen#and i have to live knowing that#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#branch trolls#trolls#trolls band together#trolls world tour
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save me mercelot save me
#does mercelot count as a rarepair? it doesn’t feel that obscure to me but i might be in a biased corner of merlin fandom#bbc merlin#deleted scene where merlin tells lancelot he wishes he could be free with his magic and arthur would accept hum#but it will never happen#and lancelot looks sooo sad#and the way he looks back and smiles back at merlin#‘a reason’ ‘right person’#and he walks through the veil so merlin doesn’t have to#so maybe one day a world can exist where merlin CAN be free#sobbing sobbing forever
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It’s kind of incredible how so many Americans that are critical of the country are still making appeals to the founders/founding documents and hold up the idea that America at its core is or at least at its foundation was the perfect state and don’t realize that the flaws were there since before day 1
#the US honestly just needs a new constitution to have any hope#but it will never happen#nor do I trust any government to write a new one
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I liked the last gif JK reacting to JM vs V
BUT
At the end of the day we should remember it's Tae who's always with JK since break started. It's always tkk hanging out offcam, JK even hangout with tae's friends. It's Tae who 1st came when JK was bored and alone (which we should think why he would be in the 1st place if he's having a lovely bf who's done with promotion schedule all to himself? ). It stupid to think JK is uninterested in everything Tae does, is not happy to see him in live still hangout almost everyday with him. Because he's respectful to his 'hyung' ? He's forced to do ? Nope JK is a person who knows to say NO if he doesn't want to do something. But here he doesn't, he's as happy as ever to spend lot of time with Tae. Do you remember what he said in that 1st live, Tae and him just hungout and tae asked him to wash up and sleep. They even watched VIBE together. So no point in arguing with Tkkrs when taekook are almost always hanging out, going for bowling, gaming together etc while Jkk only have few vlive comments.
How did you find me? No seriously. I'm primarily a Shameless blog. And when I started getting BTS asks I have purposely been avoiding tagging Taekook on purpose. I've made several posts that include the cult but I haven't tagged Tkk because I specifically did not want u people to find me. Guess its true what they say..you guys stalk the Jikook tag. This is something that happens. Like this is actually the case rn.
Bro. Why are u here? Seriously? No one summoned u. I sure as hell didn't. I'm just minding my business talking to my people. Fuck off. Please and thank you. 🖕🏽
#ask shaz#Taekook is not real#you can wish#but it will never happen#jikook is the isht#jikook is real
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
#interestingly not the most harrowing thing that happened tonight no that was#getting recognized from a podcast. i hope that never happens to me again thats so fucking scary#fuck me and my wretched life why do i always end up exisiting in the public eye while detesting the consequences
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good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi
update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome
quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~
also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience
#'this is my old man yaoi masterpiece' <3333#soooooo cute she is SO excited and pleased about it and so giddily interacting with international fans about it#and marvelling to japanese fans like: did you guys know about this??? old man yaoi \o\ \o/#psttt michiru-sensei you want to do a severance doujinshi soooo bad. please.#meanwhile foul thing from jp twitter this week is the man boasting about how he made deepfake p*rn of his girlfriend's best friend#because he couldn't stop thinking about her#and also he thought he was being such a Good Boyfriend he actually told his girlfriend about it#and he was furious she was furious#he was like women........ i'm doing this for the good of our relationship but women never understand our (men's) sacrifices#you know all those doombait articles about how japan is going to go extinct#maybe that should happen.#anyway. let old man yaoi heal you until then.#michiru sonoo#manga#yaoi#twitter#old man yaoi#queer#gay#long post#lgbt#japan#japanese
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the mutual aid los angeles network (malan) has put together a spreadsheet with valuable resources for people affected by the ongoing los angeles wildfires and wind storm. the sheet is constantly being updated with resources such as shelter info, animal boarding info, addresses for distribution centers, volunteer opportunities and so much more.
please share this spreadsheet widely
#los angeles#palisades fire#eaton fire#hurst fire#lidia fire#new fire just erupted in the Hollywood hills#my d*ds job burned down this morning my moms job is so close to one of the fires#i need to get back home#i see some ppl in the tags saying 'this happens every year' no this is on a completely different level#we are not in our fire season this is incredibly unprecedented and have never seen something like this#whole communities have been wiped out
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the thought of you with someone else makes me want to claw my way out of my skin.
#I keep thinking that there’s someone else#and that’s why you treat me this way#I don’t know though#you won’t explain anything to me#I want you to be mine#but it will never happen#and it breaks my heart#more than anything else ever has#I need help#help me get over you#please#…#things I can’t say to you#unrequited love#jealousy#you ruined me#personal#my post
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double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....
#wicked#gelphie#character design#comic#thinking about how elphie ahs probably never been called beautiful by another human being before...#and that makes me want to pull my hair out#she's crying here because she's scared and in love#after glinda comes down from her popular high she does some of her own thinking.#like “why did i say that and actually mean all of it. what's happening to me”
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Accidents 🩹
#jayvik#viktor arcane#arcane#jayce x viktor#jayce talis#amiko art#and then jayce decided to never leave Vik alone in the lab and nothing bad happened
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ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls
#it was not happening irl samus would never be able to get a bad bitch ever#loneart#metroid#samus aran#hall of fame
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i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys
#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#comic#stump art#tbob spoilers#ford having a lovely cup of tea. thinking to himself. an angel has just sung something i believe#i shall close my eyes . and die now#< -- SAD . but it had to happen#everyone kiss your sad grandpa if you have one . you never know when bill cipher is going to blow his ass up
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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave
#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward#the second time: well that's not ideal#the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants#Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together#bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc#mine
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"toxic yaoi" this "password" that
THIS being one of stan's lowest moments is the saddest thing i've seen and no one has talked about it what the freak :(
#the fact that he overheard them#he truly loves them#he probably still thinks of that moment and it keeps him up at night#and the twins never even knew#i wonder if he laments over what would have happened if they left#he probably thinks his worth is equivalent to the opinion of a magic 8 ball#HE HAD LITERALLY JUST MET THEM YET STILL CARED THEY PROBABLY REMINDED HIM OF HIM AND FORD OUUUUUUIIKHILGH#gravity falls#stan pines#the book of bill#bill cipher#billford#ford pines#pine twins#mystery shack
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Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?
Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this
HATSUNE BEAK-U
(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)
#makenna made a thing#hatsune miku#chicken miku#onagadori#the roosters are the ones with the tails but that just opens this up for even more possibilities#is she trans? is she assigned hen at birth but went through spontaneous sex reversal like can happen to poultry if a hens ovary goes wonky?#it's up to you follow your heart miku can be anything#chickens#tiny fluffy dinosaurs#the BEST animals#artists on tumblr#birdblr#chickenblr#birds#this breed doesn't typically have this comb type but shhhh#vocaloid#yes i WILL chickenify your fictional celebrities!!#anon#ngl this was actually a really good character design exercise lol#does she dye her feathers? she'll never tell this is anime logic
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