#but it was my mom’s work place

[doctorsiren]

I’ve been thinking about Miles as Serizawa quite a bit 😁

[choccy-milky]

the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO

1 like = 1 prayer

[batcavescolony]

A Batfam AU where instead of going to get Dick to be Robin again Tim uses necromancy to bring Jason back from the dead. He just leaves Jason on the Wayne doorstep with a 'do better this time' sticky note. Batman can't find out who did it and Tim stays his little latchkey self with semi ok but distant parents (cus canonical they weren't really abusive just not there which isn't good but they could be worse). His parents bring him along on trips but again they love him but they just leave him to do as he pleases. so in Paris he ends up still getting trained by Lady Shiva. This keeps going and Tim just keeps reviving batfam members, if they fake their deaths and Tim tracks them down to check on them. They still have no idea who their shadow is, they can't find him, Tim likes it this way. Bruce goes MIA and Red Robin happens just minus Tim actually being Red Robin. The JLA doorstep gets a passed-out Batman with a 'I can't believe I have to keep doing this shit' sticky note on his head.

[introspectivememories]

[elliewiltarwyn]

Roevember Day #17: Blood

"...I need to...think through all this. Knowing you were here, working on this ark, and not haunting me from the ditch you were dead in like Dad was. And I can't guarantee I'll think any better of you after I do." "...Of course. I wouldn't expect you to. After all, you have faithful comrades to turn to for any sense of family, do you not?"

"...Aye. It's a good family. One made of bonds we forged over deeds and time. It's not one into which I can so easily slot someone who hurt me this deeply. Even...my own flesh and blood." "...Right. You...don't need a mother in that who did what I did to you."

"Not today, no. But... someday, maybe. I don't know."

[zhongrin]

cw. chubby!reader, gn!reader, no specific character mentioned, selfship lingos (f/os) used, selfship stuff in tags

reminder to my fellow plus-sized comrades that your genshin f/os loves everything about your body.

they love every inch, every kilograms, and every curves of your body. they love your love handles. they think your big arms are so soft and cuddly. they think your plump thighs are to die for. they think your tummy is the best place to rest their hands. they think your chubby cheeks are the most adorable thing to ever exist.

they think you're lovable and incredible and everything they could ever want; so what if they had more of you to hold? that's just a bonus.

they will never be ashamed to call you theirs because they adore your size, and they would never ever trade you for the world.

and yes, they will kiss and coddle you until you believe them.

[babyblueetbaemonster]

@tes-summer-fest 24, day 8: free day!

Dragonflies scream summer to me.

[apelcini]

there is a hollowness inside of rich kids that truly terrifies me.

[heronoegg]

somebody on twitter said Tsukauichi looks like he could be Sero's dad so i did this really fast

THIS IS JUST ONE WAY THIS IS NOT FINISH PRODUCT PROBABLY

whats going on in this tree? well-

theres a kid that appears in the background that looks like Sero in the remedial course arc i've been telling my friend is Sero's little brother so i called him Hino from Hinoki (ひのき) - which is a type of cypress tree native to Japan, often used in construction and crafting, but his friends call him Sho cause that's his name on his wiki

and the teacher who worked with those kids is the only women with black hair that's not midnight so i had to improvise, her eyes kinda look like Sero's so we can go with that, i want Bondo to be Sero's cousin he's got a adhesive quirk

Also Makoto from the vigilante manga cause nobody talks about her like at all

this is a prototype i will fix it up later

[moeblob]

Ladd: but why would you kill me when I'm willing to kill for you?? Lass: omg you can't just say you'd kill someone, Ladd. that's murder and it's frowned upon.

(and then Ladd does kill for her but it's fine and part of the job)

[ivymarquis]

WIP Wednesday

I fucked off for a good while so I know @direwombat and @g0dspeeed tagged me and I thank them for including me in the fun even if Im a month late to the party 🫡 This is a massive jump in the single mom/blind date verse but the idea reminded me of a story I was told and I couldn’t help but laugh and incorporate it into the overall story. Remember to go to your follow up appointment after a vasectomy, kids

Tagging; @socially-awkward-skeleton @391780 @kneelingshadowsalome @ceilidho @glossysoap @divine--serenity @thanksbutno98 @luminousbeings-crudematter @deadbranch and any moots that I missed ;.;

Kate sits with her coffee in hand, watching as Love settles into the chair across from her, visibly pleased with the prospect of her own coffee.

They’re usually fond of companionable silence, a murmured morning in the greeting (Not good morning, as Love is never a willing morning person), before sticking their noses in their respective tablets and fiddling with emails and tasks despite this supposed to be a time for break.

Kate is neck deep wheeling and dealing as usual when she hears displeased muttering across the table. Glancing up, Love has her coffee in hand and a sour look on her face. “Everything alright?” She asks as the muttering continues.

“I’m going to kill him.”

Kate is not following. “You’re going to what?”

Love has a face as serious as a heart attack, eyes narrowing at Kate across the way. “I’m going to succeed where terrorist cells across the world have failed, and I am going to kill John Price.”

Given Love’s pleasant mood not two minutes ago, Kate can’t help but wonder what the hell happened in such a short time span that John’s landed himself in hot water.

“What’d he do?” Ever nosy, Kate’s penchant for learning everything has served her well at her job.

“I’m fucking pregnant. Again,” she elaborates while gesturing at the coffee with her free hand.

“Ignoring the fact that you announcing you’re going to kill him makes it premeditated- before you go to prison for the murder of a S.A.S. Captain, do you want to,” Kate pauses as she pretends to think, “I dunno, maybe pee on a stick?”

“This,” another gesture to the coffee, “is better than a blood test. The only stick I need is the one I’m going to shove up his ass.”

[north-wilkesboro-moonshine-cave]

congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

[morganbritton132]

I always think it’s crazy on 911 when Maddie was thinking about going back to nursing and everybody was like, noooo you gotta stay a dispatcher because I worked for my county and an aspect of my jobs was to pay dispatchers. They do not make enough money.

[angesaurus]

Reasons you should not vote for JD Vance (and therefore not vote for Trump):

He went to Philadelphia and got a cheesesteak from PATS. PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not even a cheesesteak girlie and I know not to go to Pats.

HE ASKED FOR SWISS CHEEEEEEEESE.

Sir.

America be so for real right now!!!!!!!!!

[onelastsailxr]

I love writing fanfiction but I also hate writing fanfiction.

I'm halfway in with one fanfic and the next minute a new thought crashes in like a tornado, bumping every other idea out of the way like 'here I am! (rock u like a hurricane!)' and then I have to sit there, like the mad woman that I am, because damn it's not a bad idea actually, so now I'm including this prompt to my list (of like 8 fics I have written on so far, from the like 100 ideas I have)

[violentcal2]

my body did NOT react well with that food my stomach hurts so effing bad 😿😿 this is why I don't eat other ppls food sighhhhb