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Ngl I'd absolutely kill for a threesome with Bucky and Natasha 😍 I mean ,,, the constant shifting in power between the two of them of who is more dom of what's happening??? And the idea of being reader being the main focus of all this??
"Thats OUR good girl."
AGDJAKFLSL My little sub brain could never 😔
I don't remember the last time I wrote a lil threesome where the reader is submissive so I guess that's what we're doing today ✨
But the thought of both of them bickering over who can make you feel best while you're right in front of them is so hot. Nat thinks she understands pleasure best whereas Bucky argues that he knows what you like.
They agree that toys are out of the question because that wouldn't be fair and you're thankful for that. You hardly know how you're going to handle them competing without adding toys in.
"She's such... A good girl." Bucky groans, unclasping your bra and letting it fall to the floor while Nat kisses up your bare neck, sucking and nipping your skin.
"The best girl." Nat hums in agreement. "Our good girl." Her slender fingers pinch one of your nipples while Bucky's mouth engulfs the other and you don't remember ever being this wet before in your life.
"She's all frustrated, bless her." Nat's other hand trails up your thighs until she reaches your sex, luxuriating in the feeling of your slick arousal against her fingertips. She knows what she's doing. You can tell that even by the gentle, calculated strokes against your body. She's only aiming to tease; to get you so worked up you beg her for relief, rather than Bucky.
"Have a taste." She removes her hand, extending two fingers to Bucky who gladly removes his mouth from your breast before engulfing the fingers with his mouth.
You hear his low groan, his eyes fluttering shut and it makes you almost writhe with need.
"Now that you've had yours, it's my turn." Nat withdraws her fingers, slipping out of her dress before settling on the bed between your legs. "You have a choice, sweetheart." She purrs, kissing a path from the inside of your knee, up your thigh and back down again. "Bucky might not last very long inside you and that would be disappointing, wouldn't it? You're so warm and wet and tight, it might all be too much for him."
You don't know whether to agree or not. You don't want to risk embarrassing Buck but at the same time, you'd be very disappointed if he wasn't able to fully prove how good he can make you feel. If you only get this experience once, you need it to be the very best it can be.
"If you like, I'll help him take the edge off while I take care of you. I'll let him fuck me and get his first load out of the way so he can give you the attention you deserve." Her voice is soft and sweet, your fingers tangling in her hair hoping it'll drive her mouth where you need it most.
Bucky looks like he would protest but who in their right mind would reject an offer like that?
"Y-yes. Okay, fine." You're so desperate to be touched, you'd agree to almost anything.
"Sweetheart, when it's your turn, I'm going to ruin you. Gonna make you watch how hard Nat cums for me, just so you can see what I'm going to do to you later." Bucky's confidence makes Nat laugh from between your legs.
The strokes of her tongue are feather light to begin with, trailing slowly over your soaked folds, slurping your arousal greedily. You don't miss her low moan as Bucky presses into her but she manages to stay focused, giving your clit the attention you needed.
Taking you apart is the entire plan here. You might be their focus but they're both smart enough to know that it's easier to win when they've sabotaged their competition.
#asks answered <3#anon#becca writes spice#bucky x Natasha x reader smut#bucky x Natasha x reader#I might give this a part two#I'm not sure how that week was the way that it was#but it was insane#in a great way actually#I feel like that was a really big week for me#I did a lot of things that I was apprehensive about and they couldn't have went better#and I got myself a little treat for getting through it#I've been trying to get a Stanley cup to the UK for months now and I hadn't been able to get one#but urban outfitters is selling them now and I have the rose one ordered 💗#get ready for me to take that thing EVERYWHERE
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(with fear and anticipation) what's.... what's tubs
okay. following the release of the untamed, it became HUGELY popular in china. the show itself and the actors were winning a bunch of awards and getting a bunch of recognition, so A Lot of promo was going on. interviews, behind the scenes stuff, tv shows, magazine spreads, live performances, guest starring on popular shows (shoutout to xiao zhans rendition of gimmie gimmie gimmie with na ying), everything. liking cql in the first like 6 months to a year after it wrapped up was kind of crazy. and one of the Many projects that was born out of cqls insane popularity was a boy band, called the untamed boys, or, as everyone including promo called them, tubs. and this was like. clearly and absolutely a cash grab. the producers were very much just riding the shows popularity by sticking a bunch of the actors in a band together. I think the group consisted of li bowen, ji li, yu bin, cao yuchen, and lan sizhui and xiao xingchens actors who I do not remember the names of. it was baffling. I don't remember a single song they released or if they were even good. I don't even know if the group still exists but I do know that for the first like 3 months of their existence I heard about them all the time, and then it was like they dropped off the face of the earth. sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who remembers this but it haunts me. fucking tubs
#I dont know if this is a thing that happens often with actors from popular shows in china#in sort of a 'making western movie actors vas when they really shouldn't be' kind of move#but it was insane#unrelated mostly but I learned the other day that ji li is the only actor in the show who did his own voice acting which is cool#anyway tubs haunts me I'm reminded of it on occasion and it makes me feel delirious why does no one talk about this#ask#anon
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viktor vs cait innit
#guys this was fucking insane im still processing#caitvi#jayvik#viktor#caitlyn#vi#jayce#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2 spoilers#1k#10k
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Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.
Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)
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sometimes I think too hard about like. how the ability to record audio fundamentally changed how humans interact with music. can you imagine if the only time you ever heard music in your whole life was when you or another human being in your actual physical presence decided to create it. and 99.99% of the time that person was not a professional but just like your wife or your dad or your co-worker or church choir singing or playing whatever they happened to know. i honestly don't think we can fathom it
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
#she’s CORNY. getting DEEPLY silly with it sorry#coworker on the other end is like#that’s great now can we talk about how we r going to fit this crazy insane installation into our schedule#bslc#digital art#x
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Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.
#interesting#interesting facts#discover#thats interesting#thats incredible#thats insane#like woah#woah#woah dude#woah :0#alligator#alligators#animal#animals#imprint#outline#outlines#rain#raining#what the#whatthe#what teh fuck#what the fuck#what the hell#what the heck#what the flip#woahhhh#but woah#woahg#woah woah woah
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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.
#pompeii by bastille save me#insane to name your band after a jail that housed political prisoners btw#pompeii
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"the pvp on this site is brutal" "this website's hatemail game is insane" you guys werent here from 2013-2016. they shot you if you reblogged from someone who reblogged from someone who liked kill la kill.
in fact i disabled reblogs on this post on november 14 2024 because i FUCKING HATE DREAM DADDY and im sick of seeing it in tags in my notifs.
#.din#.txt#vague memories of the last callout post i read. the pvp back then actually was insane.#some of you guys dont know that the hivliving situation was sparked by tumblr pvp. which turned into pve very quickly.#this post has been edited
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i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding
#text#insane how much money comes from people going ‘hey have you considered youre fat (wordt possiblr thing to be) and should hate urself’#peer reviewed banger#fatphobia
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can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting
#or even know anything about it#for fucks sake#minecraft movie#minecraft#this is making me insane#rush thoughts
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Our hextech dream….
#the thing is#I’m so excited for the final act to drop#but I’m also so sad because arcane is such a gem#there is very few pieces of media that is so well done#well written well animated well thought out and cared for#the only shows that come close to this level of quality get CANCELLED#So to be able to enjoy a complete and well crafted story as good as this#bro I feel lucky#sad it’s over but I can’t wait#(it’s also insanely rewatchable so I’m not TOO torn up about if#my art#arcane#arcane league of legends#viktor league of legends#viktor arcane#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayce league of legends#jayvik
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doomed yaoi
#arcane#jayvik#jayce#jayce talis#viktor#viktor arcane#jayce arcane#arcane fanart#jayce fanart#viktor fanart#arcane season 2#im so nervous for act 3 holy fuck#they're driving me insane#arcane spoilers
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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