#but it just doesnt suit donna

[harveysbelly]

Donna is such a great character really she's unique she's amazing she's caring and loving and incredibly smart and sweet and she loves life and she's classy and stylish and she just *gets* people and she knows what's best for them idk I just love her so much

[uwuowotf2waslife]

What does your husbando/waifu/nonbinary barbie-crotched S/O says about you?

TW: slight teasing,but oh well...., also nsfw themes and swearing ( sowwy)

TEAM FARTRESS 2

Scooter/weanie man: complete morosexual or the unhuman need to take care of Boston inhabitants with room temperature EQ ( en englais: you have the mommy/daddy/parent kink and you want to show that boi all the love he deserves)

Soldier: you are a human carpet ( sub) or so Dom my sibling in Christ I am terrified. You think his bravery/randomness is endearing or you got roped in by every tumblr/wattpad headcanon potraying him as the ultimate beefcake ( cant argue with you, mofo built like a brickhouse on steroids without the roids.)

Pybro: A. you are a nonbinary peep and any nb representation makes your ovaries/balls/reproductive parts COMBUst with excitment. B. intense latex/leather kink with slight burn/wax play on main. I am both afraid and faschinated by your ability to flesh out on a person we barely know the most basics of their personaility, Godspeed you allmighty bAstERD <3

eNGIe: cowboy appreciator, daddy seeker and parental figure creamer connesuer, you fell in love with the ( here ) so much you actively search and look out for the gruff, wrench handling and guitar-playing texas man of your dreams. No matter your gender or sexuality engie hits that hotspot only the daddiest of daddies hit !

Heavy: rare breed of bear enjoyer, probs an older sibling that wants to make the older sibling ( tired, unhydrated and slighty (( extremely)) in need of therapy) pair. Probably not a huge shipper since you view HeavyMedic as more of a platonic pairing, or you are of the rarest Medicx Reader x Heavy poly sandwich. Please dont hug him too tight, hell hug tired and make your eyes pop like a cheap pop eyed toy.

Demo: contrary to popular belief, you are not a bbc enjoyer/seeker, Demoman isnt just a sextoy to you. He is just the only level headed person you see in a team of morons ( for u) or manchildren with murder tendencies and well, JUST LOOK AT HIM, HE IS BUILT WITH ABBS LIKE A WASHBOARD AND LOVES HIS MOM, HE IS NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL. HE IS SOULMATE/LOVE TILL DEATH ( WONT DO YOU PART, HE KNOWS MAGIK TO RECITATE YOU) , PLEASE I SALUTE YOU YOU GLORIOUS TAVISH ENJOYER!

Medic: WE GET IT HE IS HANDSOME AND SOUNDS EITHER LIKE A CHICKEN WITH A TOP TIER DANTE DEMON OR HOT GERMAN GILF! Please dont canoodle him so hard, youll throw out his back or break his hip. Also very questionable kinks ( i see you blood kinksters). You unironically are the I cAn MakE HiM So MUch WorSE squad and you scare me.

Sniper: yes he is the ratman ofyour dreams and yes he is also really pretty, but please stop treating him like a man who aint also a hired killer. Yes he wont even think to correct his Macas orders, but he will and can make you swoon so hard you look redder than Pyros suit, mans gots that outdoors, unshowered , rugged swagg and he is rocking it harder than the fricking 80s <3 <3

Spah: yesh you have a french kink, yes you want him to whisper in your ear soft french while he btters your bagguet, probably into dilfs or gilfs in the distance because none is a dilf /suave/sensual enough for you. ( perfume isnt a shower, go to shower now, mon petit coucou

RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE ( or the bimbofied RE4)

Lady Alcina Dimitrescu: a cis male/ a sapphic soul/trans,enby vagabond who respectfully wants to drown while motorboating he absolute units of bazoongas. Perhaps slight size kink and perhaps a person who doesnt mind a good blood slurped by their F! S/O if their tumm had the ramblies. Please dont go overboard, or youll enter the unholy assemblange of vore/stuffing kink irl

Donna Bienevento: creepypasta kid, you unironically got spooked first time you read Jeff the Killer. Probably into some questionable types of literature, hardcore horror enjoyer who also has a sanrio addiction. You have tried some kinds of handcraftmanship and might even have some hobbies that involve handiwork. I applaud you, but please dont give the basement FEOTus monster your choccy milk, itll have the zoomies and knock of angies card-castle.

Salvatore Moreau: the epitome of I can fix him! peeps, probably slight hurt/comfort enjoyer. You saw how dirty all the other treat him and you crave to make fish man happy. Both feet in monsterfuckening domain, unironically want to do the dirty while he is at monster form. Maybe you saw the Shape of Water and your brain did the thingy, but oh well, please continue on and make the lord of the reservoir the happiest fish in the sea!

Karl Heisenberg : you slimy, daddy kinked bAsterds, cant we have one game with a slight rat man with a good VA without yall flocking to him like lycans to his factory for french toast scraps??? slight bdsm enjoyer, or person who wants metal rat man happy and softened out like a soviet made breadcutter blade after a top tier professional restoration. Either way, please handle with care he may cry if you hug him the good way

The duke: an absolute chad who may or may not want to drown all your sorrows to a large, beautiful, suave man hug ( or man-thing, you never know.) You seriously deserve the world, because you be pumping fics faster than a heated political debate on Reddit. Also probably a slight hand kink, we all show those monsters at the Shadow of Rose DLC.

[jadebread64]

time for me to post my bullshit ramblings on the new doctor who episode in no particular order like a maniac lol

(SPOILERS AHOY, DONT CLICK ON THE READMORE IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE EPISODE)

obviously seeing tennant and tate back in their roles is so cool, they feel exactly as they should, it doesnt even feel like 15 years have passed when you watch them its great

DONNA CANONICALLY HAS A NONBINARY DAUGHTER AND IM SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT THAT

NOT ONLY THAT BUT HER ALSO BEING PART OF THE METACRISIS TIME LORD SHIT IS SUPER COOL

lmao im not even joking when i first saw the meep™ i literally thought "aww it's so cute i hope it doesnt end up being evil" and LO AND BEHOLD

OH MY GOD DAVID TENNANT JUST SUDDENLY PUTTING ON A FUCKING JUDGE WIG AND DOING A COURTROOM SCENE WITH THE MEEP AND THE WRARTH WHILE DONNA AND HER CONCERNED FAMILY JUST OBSERVE

also i think the wrarth voices are so funny cause in the trailers they're like *auurhghghg scary monster sounds!!1!* but in the episode they just sound british like every doctor who space alien should

i think the new TARDIS looks really cartoony and i think it's kinda fun, idk if ncuti is gonna end up with this TARDIS set (i'd imagine the bbc doesnt have the budget to make a whole TARDIS set for 4 episodes then just make a new one lol) but i think it looks kinda plain at the moment? idk if they added some chairs and bookshelves n shit like the capaldi one and make it look more lived in overtime it might be one of my favourites just for the whole classic who vibe it has. either way it's perfect for david he gets to run around like a little kid in there and thats all that matters lol

also tennants new suit looks so fucking good and honestly wish he just had that in series 2-4 instead of the brown suit

i think it's so funny how literally not even 5 minutes after entering the TARDIS donna just fucking spills her coffee on the console and the whole thing just explodes and goes to shit immediately lmao

ALSO WE'RE GETTING A FULL ON TENNANT/TATE ADVENTURE NEXT WEEK???? AM I IN 2008 OR 2023 I CANNOT TELL ANYMORE TIME HAS NO MEANING

im really hoping we get to see whoever the fuck neil patrick harris' character is in the next episode, im 99% sure it's gonna be the celestial toymaker but only because the doctor who youtube account kept posting celestial toymaker clips and i think they're being cheeky bastards lol (/positive)

(/sarcasm) i cant wait to see all the queerphobic assholes shitting on this episode for having the few pronouns/binary lines in it and going "dOcTor wHo iS wOkE nOw yUcK" even though doctor who has been progressive since literally 1963 with the daleks (which got a fancy new colourization that i need to check out still but thats a whole OTHER THING LOL)

oh yeah and david's acting is really fucking good in this, like when he thinks wilf has died and he just sorrowfully says "i loved that man." like MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS

plus when he thinks he has to sacrifice donna to save everybody, holy shit his perfomance is incredible

this is just a me thing but seeing a doctor who episode live as its broadcasting is so cool, i've been watching this show for like 8 years (i think??) and i usually just ended up finding it on dailymotion or some shit like a day or two after the episode aired so i'd always be late for it lol (btw for the people coming after me i dont pay for disney+ at all lol) so watching it the at the same time as everyone else was very cool especially since i nearly slept in through it lmao

anyways i think thats all if i remember any more things i'll add em in lol

plus some bonus ramblings before the episode aired

[margle]

just watched the bear. my late thoughts that no one cares about:

the show runners have an unhealthy obsession with montages. step away from premier pro guys please. marcus suffered the worst from this - his scenes in copenhagen were mostly montages

i love sydney, i love marcus, i love tina, i love sugar, i love richie, i love fak

fak is the most attractive man alive on earth

sydney is the most attractive woman alive on earth

all the claire scenes felt weird and she kinda came out of nowhere but that might just be because romance doesnt really feel right on the show. i just like all the platonic moments better. she's a cool character and i hope she sticks around. maybe with more flaws this time cos jesus she was a bit perfect. would have liked for her to be a bit more flaky cos she is supposed to be a very busy doctor.

that being said, the weird vibe of claire's scenes kinda worked to show carmen's discomfort with normalcy and having fun

but idk i think that would have worked more if it wasnt so boring (not claires fault. the actress is great. the pacing just was off)

speaking of romance, i like everyone as friends. apart from richie and fak who seemed like they were going to kiss in every scene they were in

speaking of richie: he had the best arc in season 2!! love him and need more of him even though there was a whole ep dedicated to him. i love that he wears suits now. also tiff is great i love tiff

need more ebra and garry! ebra's plot point as tina's foil was cool but i would have liked to see his side more than just a moody shot of him smoking a cigar

please please please dont turn marcus into a pining unrequited love interest in s3. he is so much more than that. he is such a good character!!

that shot of marcus' phone ruined me. fuck you for that

ive never hated anyone more than when carmen knocked marcus' donut to the ground

apart from maybe donna in THAT scene with sugar

speaking of sugar i neeeeeed an episode dedicated to her. and pete. lovely pete. the most resilient two characters

that scene with the fire suppression was really funny because they had to do a mini flashback for each character but some of the characters had had barely any scenes so their flashbacks were really random

they keep telling us that carmen is really good at cooking but i would love to actually see him cook! feel like he's always just standing around shouting

[thebadtimewolf]

jfc why are your takes on docrose so negative all the time???? stop pretending you like rose and/or docrose when your takes on them are so similar to anti takes. esp with this “tenrose bland” “romantic ten/donna” “hahaha ten became the tlv for donna and not for rose” “why do you guys ship rose with the doctor when she was so young” typa bs that i have seen you occasionally coming up with under ten/docrose content for quite sometime now. and stop pretending you love nine/rose as well cos’ no one is having it. just keep your stupid, brain-dead takes the fuck away from rose / docrose content. keep them to yourself. you’re not fooling anyone with your billie pfp. istg you’re so annoying

hey i thought you blocked me so why are you complaining? anyway.

brain dead ahaha! because what how many dw stories involving near death experiences or full death of one or someone else's brain. i know you may unintentionally stumble into that. But. Like. I find that story theme neat.

hey why is the one time rose got to kiss the alien dr as herself with full autonomy of her mind and body was CUT FROM THE AUDIOBOOK BUT WE GOT

SEVERAL SEVERAL STORIES WHERE A WHOLE ASS ENTITY GOT TO SMOOCH HIM WHILE USING HER BODY LIKE A HUMAN MEAT SUIT. WHY. WHY IS THAT.

like i dunno about you but i would like rose marion tyler the vampire-human to actually be the monsterfucker we were promised twice (NINE AND TEN) and we only got with river. who is doing all the heavy lifting by herself.

antis just dont like rose tyler. even when she breathes. even when she don't.

i want MONSTERFUCKER ROSE TYLER. FUCKER OF FATHER TIME HERSELF ROSE MARION TYLER. THE ONE THAT PEGS TIME'S CHAMPION (the alien, the titular question of the show) ROSE TYLER THAT WE WERE PROMISED. AND ROBBED.

i dont want him fucking a memory of a shop girl. i dont want fucking the tardis possessing said shop girl or lady cassandra possessing the shop girl or THE LITERAL BOMB THAT SLAUGHTERED HIS OWN KIND. i dont want fanfic. i dont want tentoo (i love you but no. um most of his screentime was in torchwood and with jack and martha. as a hand. no. congrats on the kid tho).

you settled for crumbs. dust. and the rot that you had to portion out to your starved near-carcass form as if it were just as a warm, filling feast fit for the cold like the ones in the paper images you salivate over. like river. like weirdly the tenth doctor adventures with donna (big finish seriously this anon has a good point why are you shipping donna and ten. i mean manifesting clearly works because ✨️60th✨️) forever out of reach. forever in the cycle of heteronormative monoamorous disappointment. lackluster strictly-audio sexual tension. yet that taunt of promise like ten dangling the key to martha, you too with eager hands of rotted crumb after 9 day-past-expiry-date crumb to the point where crumb has only become the delusion of a 8 course meal in your rose-colored eyes.

free yourself. break free. let dame rose marion tyler be the polyamorous monsterfucker she desired to be but moffat et al refused through mockery and misogyny and also abuse (? seriously why is every other ninerose comic is her killing nine and traumatizing jack like wtf bbc wtf im supposed to believe SHE loved HIM?? bbc u ok????)

just because you settled for dust happily so doesnt mean I HAVE TO.

tenrose audios are romantically bland tho. great story. I LOVE THE FRENCH ONE AND THE JUDOON ONE IM I LOVE WHEN THEY HAVE WITTY BANTER LIKE IN LOVE AND MONSTERS AND NEW EARTH AND SCHOOL REUNION. tho in the audios by big finish: they are romantically bland. i mean unless ur into emotionally deprived edging in such a severe degree that you too would nearly batman-jump jack harkness', adam mitchell's, and tentoo's bones or shoot the doctor on first sight with no heaitation until the next issue drops. then good for you! they are great platonically in the big finish audios but im waiting for a ninerose audio from big finish. im clinging.

but yeah, the other references you mentioned i've made - thats all big finish.

i stand by "why do you guys ship the doctor with someone so young" bit. because literally martha, donna, clara, river, amy, rory, jack, yaz (all the ones that are shipped with the dr that are written really scarily well) ARE ALL OLDER THAN ROSE WHEN SHE FIRST MET THE DOCTOR. SHES THE BABY AND THATS EVEN WORSE BECAUSE RIVER WAS SHOWN AS A LITERAL BABY ONSCREEN. YEARS AFTER THEM ALL AND SHES THE OLDER ONE?? BESIDES JACK???

HELL, MISSY; THE MASTER - PICK. A. FACE.

hell the entire whoniverse is canonically being told through the curator's recountence of the events WHICH MEANS THAT CHARACTER - THE DOCTOR CHARACTER FROM THE FAR FUTURE - SUMMED UP HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH ROSE TYLER LIKE WHAT WE AS THE AUDIENCE GET IN TERMS OF AUDIOS, BOOKS, AUDIOBOOKS, SHORT STORIES, LITTLE COMIC FUNNIES, LIL CHARACTER SUMMARY DESCRIPTIONS IN COMIC AND ON BACK OF MERCHANDISE LIKE THIS????

um. i dont know about you. but once you see it like that? in that grand scheme? yeah im going point it out. even the curator dont ship it. like do you not grasp that? i do! thats what devastated me! even the titular character dont ship it anymore because the alien moved on. the dr is known to us to break the 4th wall because "what would they be without their audience" - give us a little rose memory bit by bit. crumb by crumb. dust by dust.

but see im in too deep, im melting into the walls. just like docrose is but another indistinguishable pore along their skin, so is every take. or theory. i may have. And the dr's black now. So like every dr x poc companion ship, theyll be ignored or villified.

and you seem like the person that would ignore or villify 15 (or really any of them, anonymous that sounds like 2013ish era tumblr - remember when we didnt have ads here?)

but yeah. yall settled for dust, ya get dust. sorry ur still bitter on the doctorrose truth pill but yeah. she left a human to settle for a human even though being heavily promoted to romance essentially an eldritch bring that has snapped people's necks before the war just for fun or in spontaneous burst of emotion. again for fun.

sorry that im the only one complaining about a writing issue of a tv character.

ON MY ROLEPLAY BLOG OF MY ORIGINAL TIME LORD CHARACTER WITH A BILLIE PIPER FACECLAIM.

my takes will stop being negative when billie piper comes back as a doctor who villain (i want her as the new master. thats the exact villain i am referring to. dig that knife in. we all seen collateral and penny dreadful and her clown self in i hate suzie SHES GOT THE RANGE. LET HER BE THE MASTER PLEASE. THE CLOSEST WE GOT WAS THE MOMENT. AND SHE WAS JUST SHALKA!MASTER REDUX)

[grxygreenrain]

Sorry just adding these thoughts in bullet points, these are just Nu Who thoughts:

Spoilers for Power of the Doctor, the Specials, and the Lumiat audio story (that ones marked so you can skip it)

The master wants to be a meister, and not just a lone weapon. They experiment on themselves before becoming Yana, and Simm is the first Master to be a Meister. He becomes a Kishin in end of time, and after Gallifrey gets him, they reverse what he did and leave him as neither a weapon or a meister. When he sees missy, hes not just horrified at the fact she gets on with the doctor, he's horrified that she is a weapon again.

Rose is a weapon, she's got compatability with both Jack and the Doctor. im thinking something like the lobera

Mickey IS a weapon, but he's probably a gun, leading to a strain on his relationship with the Doctor. Jack is typically his meister during the time theyre all together.

Martha is a weapon, and shes incredibly compatible, but she's unable to resonate with the Doctor because he is so stuck on Rose. She's arguably a weapon better suited to the 10th doctors fighting style, but . theres a lot there.

Donna is a lone weapon. After the straining relationship the Doctor had with Martha, he didn't want to use a weapon for a long time, and doesn't really explain what might happen to Donna. When she takes on bits of the Doctor, she becomes a Lone Weapon and a Meister in her own right.

IDK ABOUT AMY AND RORY TBH. i think maybe the crack in Amy's life effected both of them so heavily that when they were exposed to the TARDIS, the energy didn't impact them. It was passed down to River.

River is Crona to me, but like as a weapon instead of a meister. Black blood experimentation, possibly performed on Amy when she was giving birth. River eventually is able to shake it, and shes a weapon that resonates perfectly with the Doctor. it Freaks 10 OUT

Clara doesn't turn. She's there, she's there longer than most people, and she doesn't turn. 11 doesnt tell her that she could turn into a weapon at some point, but she never does, so he mostly lets it go. She fragments and still, she doesnt turn. He turns into 12 and still, nothing. She meets Danny and Danny wont go near the TARDIS. She never turns.

They meet Missy. Missy is a weapon again, and just laughs when the Doctor asks why Clara hasn't turned.

When Missy tracks him down with Clara, she tells her that she is a Meister, and tells Clara that they are compatible, and fight scene ensues with Clara wielding Missy.

Clara and Me go off together (Me is a weapon)

12 patched Nardole back together with pieces from a holy sword, and typically uses Nardole as a weapon over Missy, who is so desperate to be useful.

Bill is a meister, but this time he notices immediately. Since there arent significant changes in her body, he doesn't tell her about her capability yet, worried that Missy will notice that theres two meisters and two weapons on their trips, even if hes convinced that Bill is not compatible with Missy or Nardole, and that she was probably compatible with Heather. And then she dies, and its too late to do anything.

(spoilers for the audio story Lumiat) Missy turns herself into Lumiat, and shock of all shocks, turns herself into a Meister. but oopsie dasies, back to being a weapon.

i have NOO idea what to do about team flat team structure. but. flat team structure my ass. im thinking theyre all weapons, and 13 fights using them and theyre compatible but she refuses to try and resonate. They dont even know about resonating until O talks to them about it bc hes got all this information in binders and binders. and Yaz is so irritated that the Doctor won't even try.

Dhawan is a weapon. Hes explosive, hes so powerful that he destroys Gallifrey and he is a weapon. And he hates every second of it. The Doctor isnt JUST a meister, theyre the basis for it. and that means that every second the Master has spent as a weapon has been because the Doctor's genetic code had pre-determined that for them. and hes Furious. Thats why the Doctors so compatible?

He becomes the Doctor. thats the only way for him to finally, finally be the Meister. Yaz is his weapon. Shes already compatible with the Doctor. She convinces him to try to resonate with her, and it backfires so badly that, injured and broken, shes able to put them back.

But its not enough, and shes too hurt that the Doctor wont even attempt to resonate with her, and knowing that shes going to regenerate, she cant take it and they part.

ROSEEE NOBLE MY BELOVED.

Rose (Noble) is also a Lone Weapon, but she's never been able to activate it. She's always had this itch under her skin that she knows her mom has, and they both assume its medical but they can't find a solution for it.

When Donna is brought back?? She IMMEDIATELY lets out the weapon side. She's finally whole again. Forgetting about the Time Lord stuff is easy bc her brain doesnt need it anyway, but the genetic switch that turned her into a weapon remains in both her and in Rose.

the Not things at the edge of the universe have an interesting time adapting to the time lord and weapon biology.

Rose is so excited to go on trips in the TARDIS and she can defend herself bc shes a weapon babeyyy!!!

for days, all ive thought about is a DW/Soul Eater au where Time Lord Academy is just like Death Academy. Extended exposure to the TARDIS and the time vortex can activate hidden meister/weapon genes unsuspecting species.

[detectivenightwing]

I will always hate that line "I'm Donna Troy bitch" cause its so jarring and obviously unlike Donna.

[harmonicaorange]

i love slow burn ships but i honest to god cannot tell if donna and harvey are being set up as a slow burn or they’re just never gonna ever happen

[kklockworkalien]

you know what time it is!! heisenberg [+some wintersberg] headcannons!!

-adhd karl 🛐🛐 mans either has too much energy and is bouncing off the walls or zones out at the wall for 3 hours. no in between. his executive disfunction makes him SO mad cos he wants to work SO badly but he CANT

-when he’s feeling very strong emotions he unintentionally makes scrap/metal float around, if hes having a panic attack/ breakdown metal goes flying around him like a tornado to prevent people getting close to him as he hates the idea of people seeing him as weak

-as stated in my previous hcs, hes not been outside of the village, so ethan gets the brilliant idea of taking him to a diy shop!! and omg this man. hes like a golden retriever the MOMENT he enters the shop,, running down the aisles looking at all the sheets of metal and tools, clinging to ethan going ‘PLEAAAASEE buy me some pls come on darlin pls i need !!! i need all of it pls’ and ethans forced to incline. he probably floats large expensive things out the door and collects them on the way out anyway. heisenberg says steal from the rich 🤌🤌🤌

-doesnt really have a set genre of music he listens to, but likes classic rock and southern music the best,

-to link with the previous hc, he makes a little radio on wheels so he always has music with him around the factory, he loves singing as he works as it helps him to concentrate

-when he wants to show off and look nice for ethan he asks donna to make him some new clothes, she makes wonderful satin suits and funky capes for him

-biggest softy for animals, especially puppies, always stops in the street to give a wee puppy or cat a chin scratch :}

-not great at comforting people as he doesnt really know how to cheer himself up tbh, but he will sit and listen to someone if theyre down

-he knows a spot in the village where you can see shooting stars every year at a specific time, luckily ethans not busy that night, karl takes him there and they have a little picnic and watch the stars go past all night

-walking radiator. this man is always warm. when its winter it snows very heavily in the village and karl insists on letting ethan wear his coat, wether its more of a showing off thing or a concern for ethans health is up for you to decide

-he likes to have everything up to date and working, with all the work in the factory it makes it hard for him to rest as hes always busy, leading him to be exhausted most of the time, falling asleep while operating dangerous machinery, knocking things over ect ect, ethan has to practically drag him to bed most days so he doesnt overwork himself, karl doesn’t understand why hes so worried because hes so tired he doesnt realise what hes doing

-he likes to have ethan or rose with him while hes planning or drawing up new ideas and inventions to keep him company, sometimes they help him too!

-treats rose like a princess, always protecting her, getting her all the gifts she wants, making her things, he wants to make sire she gets all the love he never got as a child

-tends to have nightmares from mother miranda experimenting on him as a child, if its not to bad he just wakes up shaking and cuddles up to ethan, but it can get really bad, and he bolts up full blown panic attack and sobbing, ethan has to hug him and play with his hair to calm him down, he always ends up really groggy and sad afterwards so ethan spends the day with him trying to cheer him up :}

-covered in scars from lycans, mirandas experiments or just being clumsy at work, he used to be quite insecure about them but now things they’re quite beautiful <33

[cinderspots]

Ok ok so random HC ?

What if Reader has a rat has a pet. Like a feral rat that has somehow being domesticated.

How will the Ladies of Re8 react ?

I deserve that.

Hope you enjoy ❤

Included: Mother Miranda, Mia Winters, Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela Dimitrescu, Cassandra Dimitrescu, Daniela Dimitrescu, Donna Beneviento

Mother Miranda

Absolutely

Horrified

Like why???

She watches you coo at them, and they're such an angle for you

But the MOMENT you leave that rat is waiting until it can attempt to eat the big bird

Miranda hates the rat, so much, because once it actually tore a feather off

Not because shes jealous you pay more attention to it

Mia Winters

Honestly it could go either way

She might hate it

She might love them more than you

Honestly depends

But somehow

Someway

That rat betrays you

And likes Mia more

(She feeds them secretly when you're not looking but shhh)

"How did this happen" "I guess he just knows who's better" "Couch" "Sore loser"

Alcina Dimitrescu

She doesnt get it

She doesnt say it to your face, but shes very confused by this

But she tolerates him

Even when he starts terrorizing the staff

Even when he tries to eat the curtains

NOT when he sneaks into bed, no, there will be no holding back

Bela Dimitrescu

Honestly tries to pretend to hate him, but you've caught her feeding him

You know for a FACT that she carries him around

He is so spoiled

At one point you catch her trying to dress him and honestly you have to draw the line there

Hes obviously more of a plad rat than suit

God Bela get it right

Cassandra Dimitrescu

Good luck

Just

Good luck

Cassandra behaves like a feral rat on some days so the two of them have a lot going for them

Shes fascinated by him tbh

Shell watch him do his thing for hours

You're a little concerned honestly but you let her do her

Daniela Dimitrescu

You would think she would love him

She does not

Hes taking your attention away from her!

How dare he!

("Dani hes a pet" "Nobody asked you Bela!")

You think it's funny how jealous she us once you get past the worry that you might wake up with a dead rat and smug Daniela

"Seriously? Hes just a rat, he could never be you princess" "Then stop paying him more attention!"

Donna Beneviento

Angie fucking loves him

Hope you and Donna are prepared because there will be no rest

Not with Angie and him fuckin shit up together

Two feral creatures roaming the manor, while angie screams arson, he runs after her happily, donna begs angie to not light a fire, and you're pouring yourself some adult grape juice

Its gonna be a long day

[cosmicallyavg]

Frick man I was SO hoping that DT's return was going to be the TenToo version and it's a one off in the other dimension. And you know what???? I'm STILL hoping that. The doctor doesn't regenerate with new clothes, and it wasn't like 11 to 12 where it was one continuous shot. I am PRAYING that something interrupted/stalled 13's regen and the TARDIS has no choice but to pull some multi-dimensional shenanigans with TenToo to save 13. WHICH also lines up with the fact that this world's Donna shouldn't be able to remember her time with 10 and I think Wilf would be WAY to pumped to see TenToo again to not slip and say something h shouldn't.

I love DT but I hope even more that Ncuti's doctor is SO HOT it blows 10's stupid suit out of the water

yeah i initially thought it was going to be a parallel universe/multiverse situation and i still think it could be? because yeah he shouldn't have regenerated with his clothes on that just doesn't happen. so if NPH's character IS the celestial toymaker it could be something to do with that, that he's messed with the timeline somehow and messed with the regeneration, making the doctor use that face for whatever reason. or perhaps that it's tying in to the timeless child situation? which hasnt fully been resolved imo. like yeah the doctor hid the fobwatch but the line "unless i really ask for it" is so ominous it has to mean that theyre going to take it out at aome point. yes the doctor knows that whats in there doesnt define them and that its a bunch of memories full of hurt and suffering but i think they would still want to Know some of it. and thay perhaps it will become necessary whether they want to open it or not. or maybe it won't even require them to open it, but that something about it will become relevant

(obviously we know what the real world reasoning probably is but they have to make an in-universe explanation as well)

which i still am not super happy about anyway?? because having DT show up just overshadows everyone else. jodie whittaker. ncuti gatwa. everyone is talking about DT and it's like?? okay but JW just had the end of her era can we not talk about that? or ncuti?? he's the New doctor are we not excited about him??? and that everyone who hated on JW's era and refused to watch it are going to come back to the show now and i bet a lot of them are going to skip her era in its entirety. so yeah im a lil miffed about DT but i suppose i can't change it and im just gonna have to go with it

[moved-19871997]

Tell us about you show!!!!

-🌉

suits spoilers

i watched like. kinda all of it rlly recently like i watched all of seasons 1 to 3 and then skipped 4 and the start of five and watched all of mikes arrest/trial arc and then all of 6 and 7 and then skipped 8 bc mike + jessica werent in it and the only other charcter i care about is harvey but its still like. i dont really care and then i watched some eps of 9 and 7 and 9 were my favourite seasons bc mike and harvey were like. actually good friends like this was after harvey's panic attack arc and therapy and everything and especially 9 when mike comes back bc theyre very buddy buddy (and then immediately are at each others throats its a little like. aww theyre having a friendly dinner and bantering Oh Okay now theyre yelling at each other and harvey has some agenda and mike storms out) harvey and donna's relationship felt kinda rushed which is stupid bc its heavily implied that hteyve literally liked each other for 15+ years but their wedding was . basically they just hijacked louis' wedding and they couldve done a lot better than that espcially bcmike and rachel's wedding was the end of season 7 and it was an important part of thier arc's since season ? 5? (they changed the wedding to the day mike went to jail and then mike skipped out so rachel wouldnt have to be locked in to a felon or whatever) but season 7 was good for mike and rachel bc the show focused on their relationship being stronger after mike went to prison (from the start of season 6 to . ep 10? of that season) adn honestly theyre the healthiest relationship in the show their wedding was so cute + donna told harvey that he was hte only family mike had left (his parents died when he was a kid + his grandmother who raised died in season 2 or 3. maybe 1) which was :(( i liked the finale a lot it was a good balance of a goodbye and moving on even if htey did play viva la vida for the final scene IT WORKED 🌟 it was essentially a montage of the show intercut with harvey sitting around in his office (hes moving to seattle to do pro bono w mike) and they had this scene in it from season 1 where mike had gotten into trouble and harey yells at him and he says 'if anyone gives you problems you come to me to fix it' or something like that and in the first season harvey is very much self centered he literlaly says to mike 'i only care aboiut you as a reflection of me' (theyre lawyers and mike was harvey's associate - mike doesnt actually have a law degree nor was he a member of the bar thats why he wen t to prison, mike had the choice to sell out harvey so harvey went to prison instead of him bc harvey knew he didnt have a degree and still hired him) and its such a good scene bc harvey despite everything shows that he does care. even tho hes yelling at mike

[bippityboppitybibuck]

hey, yeah, what the FUCK happened this episode. i've been trying to follow along with the live blogs and its honestly just chaos

Hey anon!!!

Okay so a lot happened and a lot didn’t. And that was the problem, I’ve not been in the fandom long and honestly until about two months ago I had never heard the term bucklemming (and until two hours ago I didn't know it was two people).

However, the fandom has a long-standing issue with them because of pacing issues in their episodes and OOC writing (ie jack not giving two shits that Cas was still in the empty despite knowing about the deal and what would have happened to get him taken by it) and their absolute love of Lucifer.

So quick run down of plot, (apologies this did not stay as short as i planned)

Everyone in the world is dead, Dean tells Sam and Jack that Cas is gone and there are literally no questions asked, they go back to the bunker and a couple days have passed, Dean passes out surrounded by booze but that's pretty much all the mourning we see him do

They follow jacks ‘i feel an energy’ thing to a church but first they make a pit stop at a gas station where Dean finds a dog; Chuck then immediately kills the dog once Dean is all excited that something else survived with them

They go to the church and see Michael who tells them that Adam died in the rapture (yes what chuck did was the rapture) they head back to the bunker and Dean gets a call from Cas but its actually Lucifer at the door and he's here to fuck shit up but wait maybe he’s here to help, he pops a reaper into the bunker (her names betty) and then kills her immediately and she becomes the new death (because the first reaper to die after Death is killed takes over (which seems like a bad system considering decades might go by before a reaper is killed after a death dies but alas) no one questions what happened to all the other reapers by the way but that's not currently relevant) 

Because only death can read the death books betty starts reading chucks and after a few sentences luci kills her (rip betty 2020) luci reveals that he wasn't on their side (shocker there folks) and he and Michael duke it out, Luci dies (thankfully) and Sam starts to translate the book because not only is death the only one who can read the book but they are the only ones who can OPEN the book to meaning that the book had been sealed this whole time

Sam works out a spell and its ingredients and they (the three of them and Michael) go to the literal same place they burned Cas’ body in 13x01 because why not (btw this is not ever addressed) and set the spell up but it doesn't work

Chuck shows up and kills Michael for consorting with dean sam and jack (even tho he was still working for chuck and trying to do right by his father) and proceeds to beat the fucking shit out of dean and sam, they refuse to give in and keep standing up (on several broken limbs might i add) this goes on so long it feels like when luci was beating dean to a pulp in swan song. 

Finally they confuse chuck enough to make him turn around and jack is up and looking like he wants to fuck shit up. he ends up doing the same move to chuck as he did Michael while he was possessing rowena in s14 and chuck collapses

Dean responds to chucks comment about being a killing machine by saying “no I'm not” which we all think is a call back to Cas’ speech before he died. 

The heroes explain that jack had become a power vacuum (actual dialogue) (remember the flowers jack killed in the silo?) and that over these past days he's been absorbing the power that is let off by things, ie, luci and Michael fighting, the plants and flowers, chuck pummeling dean and sam (bc why rip off just infinity war when you can rip off the entire lore behind the black panther suit/ vibranium too)  

Chuck is left powerless after this and dean sam and jack drive off as a now human chuck essentially grovels on the ground. they head into town and jack brings back everyone who was killed by god in the previous episode and then gives a really weird speech that confirms that he is in fact the new god (and that amara is now in him and they are in harmony) but says he's gonna be hands off and legit just glows a bunch and disappears. 

Dean and sam go back to the bunker and realize they don't have to worry about chucks control on them, we get a like four min montage of the entire show and then they literally drive off into the sunset.  

some important notes, Cas was not brought back to life despite it being stated clearly in the episode that god has the power to bring angels back from the empty, no one even asks jack to do it and jack doesnt do it on his own

there is no mention of Bobby Donna Charlie Eileen or anyone else that was killed in 15x18

Sam never asks dean about cas, having apparently gotten all the info he needed in the sentence ‘cas is gone, the empty took him’ 

honestly the only plot thread wrapped in this ep was god’s and while that might seem big its not really enough like the episode was lacking in a lot of areas

Its been said that Bucklemming hates both Cas and Misha, and that they are literally obsessed with bibro (loving sam and dean equally- a fan made term to stop the sam girls and dean girls from fighting i think) and that they are really really into the whole ‘the show is about two brothers and the open road’ which the show hasn't been about since maybe season two or three 

I'm not sure if you can tell from my synopsis (Again sorry it got so long) that a lot of the characters seemed off, Jack not caring that Cas was still dead, Dean not mourning, sam not giving two shits either way, sam not caring to check in on eileen, neither of them checking in with their hunter friends, Michael switching back over to chucks side despite his actions in 15x09, the fact that no one mentioned the plot holes in the ep (by that i mean within the episode no one had questions about the things that didn't fit, like Michael never questioned how a book that could only be read by death was being decoded by Sam)

overall the episode was bad, objectively, not from a destiel shipper standpoint bad. there are many ideas floating around about 15x20 considering this episode really felt like the end of spn, people are mentioning that the relationship arcs are unfinished and that Dabb (whos writing the next one and who has written many of the quinticential destiel episodes) will save the day. Im holding out hope that 15x20 will be better (which should be too hard to achieve after that shit show) 

I'm sorry if this is a mess I'm a bit all over the place but I wanted to make sure you got even a partial answer

[christopher-bryant]

if i were writing dick grayson i would change a few things

first, his height. from now on he'd be 5'5-5'6. it makes dickkory even cuter for one. two it just fits better with him being a trapeze artist.

two, and i cannot stress this enough how much i would love to see it happen.

stripper dick grayson. cop is out. wasnt even in when it was in. everyone calls him 'officer grayson' just assuming its his job. dick doesnt correct them on the nickname because it was started by donna and roy. one time on a mission, they ran into him in his officer outfit at a bachelorette party (his most requested suit) donna and roy began calling him 'officer' as a joke. dick just assumes that everyone is in on the joke and everyone assumes hes just a cop. no one questions this because his hours at the club and for parties matches up to a cops hours.

there would be more interconnected storylines on male sexworkers and sexwork as a whole. hopefully helping destigmatize sexwork in this form.

three, every issue of nightwing hed be allowed to say fuck. no blurred out, no cutoffs. just one f bomb.

[aloetech]

Assorted Hotline Miami crap:

first of all Dennis is physically incapable of waking up early without an alarm clock directly next to his stupid fucking face

Donna probably fucking loves pretzels

Jack wears shoes with thicker soles in a desperate attempt to look just a bit taller

that columbian boss is a prick but probably loves his mom

Sasha has not ever done dishes and the first time he does there are bubbles fucking everywhere. he slips and hits his head on something, entirely excluding him from the first game as he recovers from his soap bubble concussion

Jacket flusters really easily and Donna has taken to seeing how far she can go before he physically removes himself from the room to go bright red and wheeze about it in peace

Corey does parkour and Tony watches, equally impressed and really stressed out because "babe thats so cool but you are SO high up"

Tony is pretty touchy feely with his friends (this excludes Alex who punched him once. she actually doesnt care that much and was just in a bad mood but Tony is just too scared to pat her butt again)

Beard looks so fucking good in a suit that Jacket went bright red the moment he first saw him in one bc he just looked so damn good and he had to sit down

Jacket almost bled out in his car once and the only reason he didnt was because beard was passing by and saw him slumped against the dashboard pulled into the side of the road

Jacket rarely wears his jacket while hes home due to the fact that he found out Donna really liked wearing it, so when hes at home and its clean she wears it and he chills in a hoodie or tshirt

beard also really enjoys his bartending job. not only does he feel like hes kinda carrying on for barnes, but he also really likes getting to play the role of the suave bartender.

Biker put two male bettas in the same tank once and felt awful for weeks

Biker answers the phone in a sleepy husky voice a lot bc he keeps it next to his bed, which is an instant KO for almost anyone who would be calling him

Richter and his mom have a lot of pure inside jokes, like stealing shredded cheese while richter is cooking or imitating that one creaky floorboard sarcastically

Richer would make a good househusband, since he can do a lot of chores and cook well. Hes actually also pretty good with kids

When Sasha realised teal was Bikers natural hair colour he had a full hour crisis and sometimes still looks at him with his goddamn blue hair with something like existential horror

Sometimes Donna will sit and watch food heat up in the microwave instead of doing other things while it heats and Jacket will just sit down and watch too even though hes not gonna be eating it

Dennis used to listen in on Bikers phone calls for funsies. He listened in on him having phone sex with some girl and hasnt eavesdropped since

Dennis is allergic to potatoes but eats them anyway

Jacket used to gel his hair back in highschool (Donna has seen photos)

Beard and Donna are really good friends, and he lets her paint his nails

[kurawastaken]

:o ur posting dickbats so do u have any angsty dickbat headcanons?

A lot of my hcs are from the dickbats era so let's go for the same ones again

-I'll retcon his age just a bit to make him 25-26 when he became Batman

-Dick was pretty much 100% into the task of becoming Batman. To the point where he thought and worked on nothing else. Nothing else at all. No job, he had to cover for Bruce's 'extended holidays', no family, Tim left, his time with Damian was spent on training. Alfred was the only one to make attemps at changing the subject but only one thing was in his mine. No friends, Gotham is in chaos after Batman disappeared, no time for himself, he had to bulk up to fill fhe suits more. Nothing gor the fitst 5 months just Batman, Gotham , Batman, Gotham. And just the constant thought that Bruce would handle it better

-So it's actually pretty impressive how much he actually didnt snap at people as he usually does when he's under pressure. He vented to Alfred more than he ranted at him, he was unbelievably patient with Damian, tried to repair the damages done with Tim. Poor Steph caught him in bad moods but it got better.

-Really got closer to Cass during that time

-Definitely was more light hearted when Bruce came back. It's like the weight of the world was lifted off his shoulders

-Hurt's shot made him forget the days prior and following Bruce coming back. One of those lost memories was Damian calling him a friend for the first time and protecting him from Pyg and Hurt.

-That also paired with the fear gas during black mirror really messed with his mind, his already sparse sleep schedule became non-existent. When he does end up getting a bit of sleep it also brough back something he hasnt done in a long while: sleepwalking. He'll simply sit and stare into nothing or walk in circles nothing much more. He doesnt talk he'll just wander in his room. Alfred does, though, lock all the windows and the front door of the penthouse.

-That did however give him a push to take care of himself. He decorated the penthouse, planned to hang out with his friends, hang out with Bruce, Tim etc... after black mirror Dick really is making an effort to feel better

-Damian's room will not move from the penthouse. Even when he goes to live with Bruce in Wayne manor.

-Damian heard that Dick was decorating the Penthouse. He felt shame that he was with Bruce when the Batman of Gotham was facing what he was facing during Black Mirror. So he tried to make it up to him by helping him decorate the house. Dick did like his idea of the swords exposed in the living room

-Will often text and call Bilal and go to Paris to assist him and help his training. Dick is basically his mentor now.

-Dick heard of Bruce's own endeavour to move on and the fact that now Bruce celebrates his parent's wedding instead of mourning on the day they died. So Dick took his example and invited Bruce for a coffee on the date of Mary and John's death. Because it was also the day he met Bruce.

-Movie nights became a situation

-Helped Jason stay more in touch with the batfam. When Jason is not traveling dimensions with Donna and Kyle (shhh lemme dream). He still wont take his bullshit

-since he got shot in the head he will get some pretty bad headaches from time to time. He became also a little photosensitive.

-Court of Owls happens but Dick is Batman. Disappears for weeks just like Bruce did in new 52 and Bruce is the one turning Gotham upside down to find him. Dick wasnt happy that Bruce had been investigating on the court and just never told him. Especially considering Haly's involvement.

-more paranoid than ever. He will chevk the smallest tool to make sure nothing has been tampered with.