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Please can this include skinny long-haired white women too
i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is
#i have one of these#but it is my husband#and he is not a scalable solution#i am moderately faceblind#whenever there is a dramatic face reveal at the end of a scene#i just look over at him with big sad eyes#and he tells me who it is#it very much enhances my viewing experience#but yeah nametags would be useful#reblob
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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr
#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS#and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it#b
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma
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#It's about seeing that just because im queer does not mean i have to died like a dog on the streets#just the thought of queer people being allowed to exist long enough to grow old makes me wanna cry#gonna put my ships on blast do not judge me#kakairu#Innefable husbands#mchanzo#erasermic#wrightworth#superbat#aladarius#queer#lgbt
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Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊
A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#david tennant#michael sheen#innefable husbands#hades game#hades II#my art#should I open commissions like these hmm
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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so
You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie
#good omens#gomens#good omens s2#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#my art#made with stolen time over the course of two extremely busy months but I'm so glad its done#Aziraphale's reading a first folio obviously#cones of dunshire voice: it's about the DETAILS#extremely excited to introduce everyone to this song about DEEPLY YEARNING for someone who annoys the hell out of you#its a banger
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Thinking about the Good Omens S1 body swap…
LATER
#good omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#comic#body swap#good omens body swap#I didn’t put the part where Aziraphale’s checks out Crowley’s snake in their pants#but it’s here#in my heart#illustration#illustrator#procreate#digitalart#my art
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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe
#my husband took a photo of me googling definitions sitting in the corner like a rat#and i look like an honest to god shrimp#shrimp posture#how humbling
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look at you, you're gorgeous!
#and nothing bad ever happened#this might've been what aziraphale imagined when he asked crowley to come with him#I have returned to tend to your wounds good omens fandom#hope this helps you heal#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#good omens fanart#good omens 2 fanart#aziracrow fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands fanart#neil gaiman#david tennant#michael sheen#aziraphale#crowley#my art#digital art#fanart
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Don’t you just love it when horrible people ruin stuff for everyone else
#can’t believe Season 3 will only be one 90 minute episode#I was so sure it was a rumour over the last couple days but now that it’s proven not to be…#good omens#my art crap#cliopadra blabbers on#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands
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shhh let my husband sleep he's tired <3
1. https://x.com/okaya_t/status /1646000578122907653
2. https://x.com/osusiudon/status /141127980961166.9504/photo/1
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Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))
#bookstore-sitting is a very hard job#you wouldn’t understand#anyway#we interrupt your usual funny programme for a little bit of angst#but we’ll be back shortly#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#crowley#muriel#good omens muriel#good omens season two#good omens#good omens spoilers#good omens fanart#good omens s2#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic
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let's be honest, how else did we think he got all those fire extinguishers?
#good omens#gomens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#digital art#comic#my art#my comic#good omens 2#aziracrow
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Where did Muriel even find that book
#miscommunication that was funnier in my head#aziracrow#ineffable divorce#ineffable husbands#crowley#muriel#muriel good omens#good omens#good omens fanart#good omens season 2#go2 spoilers#daiwild
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Crumbling
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