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grandmagbignaturals · 4 months ago

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Game shows i have watched ranked by how good i think i would be at them from worst to best

Make some noise - I think I would be extremely bad at this because i don't like noises

8 out of 10 cats do countdown - I would not be bad at this game except that the ticking clock and jimmy carr both really fucking piss me off. Again, Noises.

The Chase - Listen I think I COULD do this, except there are a lot of questions about british geography and I've never been to britain and I haven't bothered to study it

Tipping point - let's be real this one is 90% luck and 5% questions about british geography

Game changer - How could I possibly know how good i would be at this one

The Hard Quiz - I would cry but I might be okay at it if i picked the right topic (the crying is because I cannot take a joke and the host is mean)

Taskmaster (any version*) - I think i could be uniquely funny in this because of my disabled body, and my autistic transgender swag. Would I win the series? No, but I might win one episode.

Who wants to be a millionaire - I COULD win this. I could. Watch me. I might flunk out. But I think I'd get at least a little money. Again. my Autistic Transgender Swag is important.

Um actually - Obviously I am the ideal candidate for this show, because my family is always telling me that "Actually" was my favourite word when I was four years old and also I'm an incredibly huge fucking dweeb.

*taskmaster Australia is hosted by the same man as The Hard Quiz. I reserve the right to cry.

#this is so bullshit #but i have been thinking about it #my deepest most embarrassing secret is that i want to be a celebrity #but im not hot or talented #but I am a little bit funny sometimes #and i like trivia #and fulfilling pointless objectives

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starry-bi-sky · 3 months ago

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my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]

#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it #im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #fem danny fenton #female danny fenton #martha knight au #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc au #dp x dc au #dp x dc #giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks #points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread #LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY #bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away #martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades #marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed #what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make #the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all #fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)

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melodyatlas · 3 months ago

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jason is so incapable of being Chill about sex but he doesnt want tim to think hes needy so he goes too far in the other direction in an attempt to seem less obsessed. unfortunately for jason, it ends up making him go So Rough with tim, tim still ends up thinking jason is obsessed with him, he just thinks its in a hatefuck way and not in a 'i would knock you up in a heartbeat if i could pls be my partner and stay with me forever'

#tim out here thinking 'jason hates me so much he cant even let me do recon in peace'#'he has to take it out on me with his hands and teeth and dick and i let him bc its so incredibly hot'#'and also bc i Need to know him in any way i can get even if its only in the way he uses my body for stress relief'#and jason out here like 'god tim is so clever and talented and im mad about it but i also Need to see him and make him see me'#'unfortunately he cant know that i have a soft underbelly bc he Will sell me out to the Bat if he senses weakness'#neither of them are correct its hilarious #jaytim #melodys words #timjay #jay jay jay jay #timmy #nsft

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tightjeansjavi · 1 month ago

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Ridley Scott really put three of the hottest and talented men in Hollywood rn into one movie and we just let him get away with it? 🫠

How am I supposed to focus on just one of them on the screen??

You’re gonna make me choose just one??

I have 3 holes for a reason smh 😔🙏🏻

#i can take them (not in a fight)#gladiator 2 #gladiator ii #marcus acacius #general acacius #pedro pascal #paul mescal #I can’t find a tag for Lucius wtf #joseph quinn #emperor geta #I have three holes for a reason #this is that reason #I can’t morally put Caracalla in this line up bc he’s ugly im sorry 😭#but make no mistake #Fred Hechinger is also hot and talented

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sxfterhearts · 3 months ago

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choi jiung im not your strongest soldier….

i’ve replayed jiung’s cover of shinunoga e-wa soooo many times it’s embarrassing omfg 😭🫠

pc: ry12299 twt

#chocochip nation HOW WE FEELIN #cos im like #not ok.#jiung #choi jiung #p1harmony #p1h #piwon #p1harmony jiung #everyday I find new reasons to love him #jiung is so impressive fr like so talented woahhh im amazed #also so hot wtf

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artsycooky13 · 3 months ago

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top 3 fave bbys in the burrito show (bonus SUPER LONG tags on how i feel bout the characters)

#my art #boruto naruto next generations #sarada uchiha #shikadai nara #inojin yamanaka #in no particular order except sarada is my fav- i think she shouldve been main focus- girl brings all of og team 7 together at all times #just her family history alone is very interesting and i WISH we had seen a convo with sausage boi about her uncle and just everything #but shes a pretty solid character on her own- VERY good mix of both parents yet still being her own self #shikadai is funny i really like seeing him- hes a sight for sore eyes- bro got EVERYTHING from his dad minus his eyes and maybe hair #his dynamic with boruto being besties is really fun to watch- sarada too- with both shika and sara being geniuses and all #i love inojin's simplicity and how ordinary he is.... its... realistic?#hes artistically talented yes with his ninja art stuff but everything else hes kinda... mundane? at times even bad?#Considering every other prev gen child's got all these cool stuff goin on- i like that hes just... kinda normal... i like that about him #boruto i actually do like as well- he'd make a GREAT support character- i love how big bro he is and how he wants to stand up for others #hes a lot like naruto in that way- and might be a hot topic to say this but i also like how - in his very first arc- boruto hates the hokag #not his dad but internalized that the job took his dad away from him- regardless on criticism i think that concept is really neat #i am not well versed in what the story is now for boruto- ive just kinda picked my snacks on what i wanna watch lmao #but i do wish there was more showings of slice of life for all the kids- cuz they are all really interesting- especially for prev gen's kid #>>wished they did timetravel arc with sarada so we coulda seen young sasuke & sakura interact with boruto and sarada T_T #one last note: borusara is very interesting- but i actually prefer them just being friends- at most friends with crushes on eachother #i do think its cute but i like the dynamic of it being unrequited idk its new for me i just prefer them as friends with crushes lmao #prob cuz they work as characters independently Im not really interested in ANY of the new gen hookin up- borusara is the most interesting #i mean it IS the ONLY one being pushed canonically but i like it- that boruto looks out for sarada and sarada worries for boruto #but ya i wish boruto was like mitsuki in being a side character - i think a LOT more people will find him less annoying that way #though- i REALLY want more sarada and sasuke dynamics being shown- actually the uchiha fam a TON more than what we got #they are just SUPER interesting to me lmao #im a sucker for the emo boy turns soft and has family and bonds with their kids- its one of my favourite things in media #i feel like scraping the ocean floor when im trying to find quality sasuke and sarada art pieces and story stuff #cuz ive exhausted all the content in these past what 2-3 years of knowing both boruto- and now more recently - naruto #(yes im one of those people who knew boruto before naruto- smite me)

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seokmatthewz · 2 years ago

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YOON JONGWOO ✧ HOME ✧ BOYS PLANET EP.6

#boys planet #yoon jongwoo #ultkpop #underratedidolsedit #iri.gifs #flashing tw #kazlook #usermairin #useroro #he did SO well god #leader of all time dancer of all time etc etc #i rlly do think hes insanely talented. like im proudly delusional when i say yoon jongwoo top 9 LKFDKLS #he deserves top 9 if it were talent based hed be top 9 thats my hot take KLFDKLS #also these dont match sorry KFDSLK #i cldve coloured most of these the same but the first gif was like an iconic performance moment #and the lighting was DISGUSTING so three b&w gifs it is tragically KFLDSLK #anyways vote for jongwoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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idkjustlemmedrownlikerab · 4 months ago

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Just saw someone my age (a friend of mine) do something insanely talented, while having straight A's and in a relationship with a good looking dude

Me sitting here on my bed eating chips with no social or romantic life, zero talents and average grades

Day ruined.

Hell week ruined.

#why am i friends with the most amazing people #while im the most mediocre person ever #and the fact that the dude while good looking is a piece of shit #and she is genuinly one of the most beautiful and nicest people ik #what am i doing with my life #atleast i have chips ig #seriously fuck my life #how did i only recieve the loser loner side of regulus #and not the hot and talented part of him???

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toxifoxx · 9 months ago

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truly at the end of the day its all about receiving validation

#<- was having a lot of fun drawing fat william till he stopped to think about what other people might think #<- very important that people like him just as much as i do #<- incredibly important (i love him so much and his character is so much more nuanced than the fandom ever gives him credit for #and he already gets shat on way too often by people who don't understand what they're talking about)#truly the amount of hate based around him being a murderer is insane. Brother he's not a real life murderer. he's not going to #come out of the screen and hurt you #I NEED PEOPLE TO AT LEAST LIKE HIM A LITTLE BIT *bursts into tears*#and i need validation #and getting people to simp for him and think oh hes hot 😳 is one of the easier and more entertaining ways to get nice comments #what i lack in skill and talent i can make up for in character design and suggestive subtext right?#ugh #i dunno it feels like the only way to get people to say sometjing nice about my art sometimes #don't get me wrong i adore drawing him slutty but. ougggghhhhhh #hope it doesnt sound like im implying he's less attractive if hes fat personally i think hes hot as fuck #its mostly about stupid ass conventionally attractive shit #and also that people get bullied for portraying him fat... That too #anyways #im normal again now #toxi.txt

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luck-of-the-drawings · 1 year ago

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ehehe i had this saved as 'you tellin me theres blood in this bayou??' anyway WOW i drew this (FOREVER AGO) with only pen (ONLY PEN) and fixed mistakes by gluing paper over them. fuckinnnn WITNESS MY PEN SKILLS LOSEERRRR!! also i loooove blood in the bayou guys i miss these characters so much.... i looooved watching them all get just so so scared and clinging to eachother for dear life while crying and crying and bleeding and crying

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi bitb #jrwi bitb spoilers #cw blood #cw gore #BAUAHABAHUH OKAY NOW UHH I TALK ABT MY FEELINGS #DREWthis forever ago and also its been forever ago since i watched bitb. still listen to the soundtrack tho. shit bAAANNGSSS #nathan hanover you beaufifully talented mother FUCKER the bitb soundtrack is the PERFECT music to get high+scared to #THE SOUNDTRACK MAKES IT. TRACKS LIKE forgotten promise INSTILL SUCH A FEELING OF A HOOOTTT SUMMER DAY.. ESPECIALLY IN THE GODDAMN BAYOU #THE AIR is so thick with moisture and so so so hot but so much more than normal #it chokes ur senses if u focus on it too long and the heat is so so so OPPRESSIVE and heavy #i rly like the way i drew rands face here. i normally have a bit o trouble finding a consistent Look for it but #fuck it im ballin #i also like the bit i drew here with kian n rand tending to an unconscious rolan #do you remember that scene? right after the carcrash? rand was so rattled and so scared of rolan being fuckin Dead #shaking him awake and saying his name #n then as soon as rolan wakes up rand goes back to being a lil jacket #like yeahahh fuck you nerrd fuckin laywer loser anyway heres my jacket to stop the bleeding on ur arm. i love you #IT MAKES ME RLY HAPPY TOO THAT THE BOYS WILL ACTUALLY TELL EACHOTHER THEY LOVE THEM #LIKE SURE ITS RIGHT WHEN THEIR LIFE IS IN THE GREATEST PERIL BUT... THE LOVE EACHOTHER GUYS....#also ALSO DRAWING SCRATCHES N GORE N BLOOD N PAAAIIIN IS SO FUN!! YIPPE!!!!#I THINK thats the last o my thoughts so uhh take this and eat. remember to get scared today. i love you

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ilynpilled · 4 months ago

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do you care about daveed enough to watch the worlds stupidest train show? (is very dear to me. final season currently airing)

lmao good for him but i watched velvet buzzsaw for him and i hate to be like that but for the most part i only appreciate his filmography whatever if he is the one writing it (blindspotting 2018 lol)

#im sure hes hot in it #ask #one of the most talented individuals to live but man does he need to get petter at choosing things to be in

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stevethehairington · 11 months ago

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that utterly DEVASTATING moment when you find a fic by an author that is SO breathtakingly beautiful and gorgeously written and you click into their profile, SO eager to find more of their wonderful words to read, only to find that that was their only fic for that fandom 😩😭

#this just happened to me and i am. DEVASTATED #they literally posted the fic yesterday tho hdjsks so at least that means its current for them and more could be on the way!!#they do also have 4 fics for a diff fandom im in/read for that i will ABSOLUTELY be checking out #but hot damn the one fic they wrote for this fandom... BREATHTAKING #it was SO well done i am in AWE over the talent

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noblerinthemind · 11 months ago

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Yeah saltburn was visually stunning but I feel like if you gave a 16yo dead dove fic writer 38 million dollars and access to Pinterest they'd be able to come up with a better plot than "evil upper-middle-class bisexual wants a bigger house"

#saltburn #jacob elordi #barry keoghan #and it breaks my heart because such a talented cast and beautiful visuals all wasted on a story that tells you nothing #saltburn risks nothing and it says nothing im sorry but grossness for mere shock value has no merit #and i was actually bored for quite a lot of it #imagine having so many hot actors on your movie and still boring the low bar bisexuals from tumblr (me)

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the-kipsabian · 4 months ago

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hanging onto my local cringe fail loser men cause they make me smile today

#gripping the shoulders of my favorite local guys like in that one meme cause im so desperate to have something fun and positive in my life #rn and they are providing me with content that makes me smile and laugh #while my international cringe fail man is dead #i just love losers that think they are hot shit. both in talent and personality #anyways i gotta eat something but i do feel better after watching a local show yay #night is an absolute mess on main

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sober-rain · 2 years ago

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it's Cruelllll