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would i get cancelled if i just started telling men that they have to wear bras because their nipples r provoking me.
#—joytalksalot#i stopped wearing bras years ago#i only wear them to work cus professionalism yk#but im kidding#free the tiddies i guess 🤭#the provoking thing is a joke#tbh i hate cancel culture its so dumb#cancelling people over the smallest things that most of us do every now and then#i mean hello#humans make mistakes woooowww#ok goodnight
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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane
#im malding bc i read an article about some guy who beheaded a seagull for trying to steal his kids french fry#what the fuck is wrong with you
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made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote
#uspol#us politics#i dont normally post abt this stuff but i was talking with the buddies on discord#edit: i didn’t intend for this to breach the target audience of three people#so if you’re going to be annoying im just gonna block you. i don’t give a shit#edit 2: alright people didn’t stop being annoying so i have muted notifications.#have fun kids
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"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."
I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.
#people out here encouraging the worst in people#and many are uncritically taking the bait#im done#its legitimately weird to sit around and hate on a bunch of kids
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so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
#pidge speaks#im so sorry babe but i am a Monster#i am a demon#my burps register on the richter scale#i can burp on command#i used to be that kid who burped my abcs to impress people
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one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week
#i didnt like lettuce as a kid#but now as a grown up with a full time job i have the glorious opportunity to pay $14 for very delicious lettuce#im havin a shit week but damn if that salad cant fuckin caesar
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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
#this is just me ranting sorry#im very tired and hungry#and i want to sleep but brain go brrrrr#well i used to be nice and smart and now im neither of those or however the song goes#pretty sure he was exaggerating cause looking back. it was good. but some of the wording was a lil wonky#adhd#actually adhd#executive dysfunction#actually neurodiverse#adhd paralysis#adult adhd#attention deficit hyperactivity disorder#adhd hacks#academia#neurodivergent#adhd skill regression#confessions of a burnt out gifted kid#<< i guess#former gifted kid#burnt out gifted kid#gifted kid burnout#realizing i sound rly pretentious here sorry -- formal speech patterns i picked up as an autistic child and never put down again haha
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everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name
#im living proof! i wasnt always called kiwi but now i am and it rocks#but mostly im just worried about all these kids wayyy oversharing personal info online#not to be like aaaggghh kids these days. but.#um people are sharing their full names and schools and deepest secrets with their FACE ATTACHED#i surely dont need to explain why thats scary#tiktok trends where u share stuff you would Never tell people irl.... WITH!!! YOUR FACE!!!!! IN FULL VIEW!!#WHHH.... WHY...........#Get Scared of Internet Strangers Again Please!
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did this rat just call me a dumbass in my own native language
#stardew valley#stardew#sdv#sv#stardew 1.6#1.6 update#stardew valley 1.6 update#my art#im just kidding but it made me laugh so hard when he said that . i was like what did u say to me.
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#goth#girlblogging#im girlblogging#gothic#girlblogger#this is a girlblog#indie#girlblog aesthetic#girlblog#girl blog#girl blogger#imgirlblogging#emo#emo aesthetic#2000s emo#emo girl#scene kid#bdsmplay#bdsmkink#bdsmblog#bd/sm kink#bd/sm slave#bd/sm dom#bd/sm community#bd/sm blog#bd/sm daddy#bd/sm relationship#bd/sm brat#bd/sm pet#bd/sm breeding
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Loving reminder from your land history auntie:
North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.
Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.
Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.
#i am over here worrying about all you kiddos#also please dont forage on railway corridors either#love yourselves protect yourselves#lmao at the replies saying 'but why not sex forest anyway'#you do you kids#im personally a no thank you on the lead arsenic mercury sex forest personally#if you havent seen it there's a popular book about making golf course a sex forest#that isn't a random pull
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I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever
#^ 10 y/o me was obsessed w/ art YTers who would always talk about good and bad art and mary sues and stuff#I think kids should be encouraged to make bad art and stupud OCs as much as possible abd im so serious about that. i think its actually#amazing for their development as both as person and artist
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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GET MESMERIZED IDIOT‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️💫💫🌀🌀
#IM OBSESSED WITH THE SONG AND CHARACTER DESIGN#AND THE WHOLE VIBE OF THE SONG IT’S GIVING DHMIS… IT’S GIVING KIDS SHOW…#anyways#time to disappear for a month again bye guys 😍#mesmerizer vocaloid#mesmerizer#hatsune miku#kasane teto#vocaloid#vocaloid fanart#hatsune miku fanart#kasane teto fanart#miku#teto#my art
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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD
#lmk season 5 spoilers#lmk spoilers#lmk season 5#lego monkie kid#lmk#macaque#liu'er mihou#six eared macaque#sun wukong#monkey king#qi xiaotian#mk#li jing#anyone else find it interesting that in english the 'macaque' part of his name comes first#but in chinese the 'six-ears' part comes first? so the way he's called by name in the different dubs has slightly different vibes#i can't quantify 'em tho :/ am not a vibeologist#Macaque was this season's biggest GOAT#like he's very petty about it but he cares about mk and swk SO. MUCH.#(well ok the petty is mostly aimed at swk)#which: fair#POV: everything is going to shit and you are currently the only celestial monkey NOT being re-traumatized or gaslight by celestial beings#macaque's gonna start rolling up to beach parties with a shirt that says:#I Saved The Monkey King's Arse Several Times And All I Got Was An Almost-Hand-Holding-Moment And This Stupid Shirt#MK NOOOOOOOOO#im a fucking wreck that's their KID. he's their BOY. their little BRO HE'S THEIR KID OKAY AND THEY LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO FISTFIGHT THE GODS#which i guess is a little easier since they can win those fights actually#not explicitly shadowpeach#but oh it is there. lurking. waiting to strike#lion king reference! :D
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twitter disabled viewing* public likes so ppl are making miiverse 'like' memes. thought it would be a fun art challenge. enjoy lol
#bunlith#miiverse#the kids yearn for the miiverse#first time using vectors in forever lol#at least using vectors in a 2d fashion#im aware 3d models are vector based dont be a pedant lol
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