#but im gonn a just do the 5

[not-your-babyy13]

💖💖💖💖💖 send this to five mutuals who you think are awesome!

@starsummers

@alexandra-howard

@alittleillusionmachine

@fearless-kc-1

@thesweetescapism

they are the 💣.com

[iiep-wop]

Guys Im trying to get back into the habit of like, actually writing fanfic cause I've had a few ideas just rotting in my notes app for a while

Basically, Im gonna put the general vibe of some of the shorter ones of these and then i'll let you guys decide which one sounds the most like something you'd want to read

Synopses and Poll under the cut

RIGHT so we have

1 - 'H' stands for heartache- Basically a through the timeline of the show Rimmer POV of him realising he's in love with Lister. It was gonn ahave a bit of every chapter or section being titled something that begins with H but idk if I'd manage it for the whole thing lmaooo

Probably the longest of these plot ideas, so might take longer to write mayhaps

2- No title atm- Rimmer and Lister both know the other reads their diaries when the other is on shift so they start leaving notes and messages to each other.

Set during the 'alive era' of the ship. I'm worried someone might have done this one before already so do let me know if that is the case :D

3- The 300 Meters - In some contrived way, Rimmer manages to convince Lister to join him on his early morning runs around the ship.

This fic would basically just be an excuse for me to talk about how attractive Craig and Chris are for a couple thousand words loll

4- No title yet - During the Ace years, Lister tries to grapple with missing Rimmer. This leads to him sending messages out into space in the desperate hope that Rimmer sees them and maybe even responds.

Potential for a leading off fic where Rimmer finally does recieve all the messages once he gets back to their universe maybe

5- No title either - Not much of a planned plot, just a fic where we address Lister's commitment issues and struggling to admit feelings and affections for people. (Trauma unpacking and angst time cause Lister does NOT get enough angst fics imo)

[clyde-wy]

How bout we make videogames like we used to, without those 54K ultra HD graphics that look like utter shit with ultra realistic faces that move like robots. How about we start making videogames like before with great story telling instead of focusing on bullshit social stuff. All companies should look at the gamecube games and how they were made, try to get the reason of WHY they were so fucking insanly addictive amazingly good. F-zero GX, Metroid Prime 2 Echoes, Suepr Mario Sunshine, Pokemon Colosseum/XD. On xbox, Ninja Blade, just constant action all the while keeping the story fresh. Dead Space 1 and 2, ACTUAL horror, not playing pretend. On other consoles, Resident Evil 4, not that shitty ass chinese counterfeit mf discount ass, soulless remake they gave us as a corpo cash grab. Tekken7 and all the Super Smash Bros.

Stop with these extensions and dlcs and mechanical graphics bro. Idk what to play anymore, if i dont play F.E.A.R., i play ultrakill. I tried Dying Light and the only thing more boring than this pile of hot garbage is a fucking british wedding. Lethal Company is fun for the first 10 seconds after you landed, die once and it becomes unplayable.

Im done with this shit. Anytime I hear of a new game I get bored already. Make games fun again pls what is happening...the graphics mah guy, they don't need to look realistic idgaf if it's pixelized like hell, just make it look good. No need for that mass effect mess. Hehe mess effect.

But now you're gonne tell me "clyde just play black myth wukong or warhammer space marine 2". The absolute war machine you need to just run those games or even have the capacity to store them??? Are you kidding? Is it a videogame or a fucking 5 terrabytes government set of documents?? Tf?? These stupid companies use more and more money to create games and it is less and less profitable for them to do so. It's awful.

[lover-of-mine]

I just saw someone say that it would be wrong for them to dedicate 8x04 to eddie because its not really his 100th ep but honestly why why would it be wrong for us to wish that. They literally dedicated the 100th ep of the show to buck (buddie) so why would it suddenly be so wrong i honestly dont get it, please someone explain it to me. Cause i see they say it would be rude to maddie/jlh but they could easily make ep 5 or 6 focused on her or the other way around. Im not saying its gonn happen but why would we have to wait to his actual 100 ep for an eddie ep? Im very frustrated right now

Well, I don't think it was right to dedicate the show's 100th episode to Buck but here we are. And sure it's not Ryan's 100th, it isn't Maddie's either, she was gone for all of 5a. And fucking hell episode 110 is not a milestone. The show constantly makes episodes centered in one character/relationship. Last season literally had yet another Bobby begins. The show loves to take an episode to focus on one storyline. The begins episodes aren't milestone episodes, tomorrow isn't a milestone episode, the devil you know isn't a milestone episode, Boston isn't a milestone episode, in another life, Buck actually, not milestones episodes, step nine, not milestone either, why the fuck do you care if it is actually Ryan's 100th episode of not? If they decide they want to make an Eddie centric episode, they can. It's not like they have a pattern.

[flight0fthecrows]

INTRO POST THINGY!!!!:3

hi hello!!!

>the name is nonexistent, but feel free to call me paradox/void/oblivion or anything youd like!!

>a silly lad.

> any pronouns (and i mean ANYTHING!!! I do not care, who needs gender these days).

> agender , aroace-spec lesbian

>like 90% of my art is fanart, but honestly i just draw whatever makes me explode at the moment

>feel free to use my art as pfp/header/in edits as long as you credit me!!

>all my art is tagged #art (or like at least i hope it is)

>main fandoms rn:

The magnus archives

voltron

gravity falls

Welcome to Nightvale

Persona 5

Trigun

Marauders era

Hello charlotte

Witch hat atelier

The raven cycle

malevolent

six of crows

dead boy detectives

arcane

>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME DOODLE IDEAS/REQUESTS !!!!!! I WILL DRAW YOUR LITTLE BLORBO !!

Uhhhh idk what more i guess im gonne edit this later

[j4y-stardustt]

Hardly gaining anymore bc I've been eating almost 3 weeks straight in a call limit❤️ in the beginning I gained ofc bc I went from f4sting 5 times a week to eating but now my body is used to it and I had such a big dinner and was so scared I gained, lost 1 gram instead. Ik 1 gram doesn't sound like alot but it was a higher call day so I find it great, I'm rn not gonne check the scale till Thursday! I'm having 2, 200 c limit days (today and monday( before I'll f4st for 2 days! I think I'll lose alot since I'm just eating and all. I do eat healthy to and make sure it count every call bc ofc stil scared. But if I notice that I csn lose alot with 2 days of f4sting than I'll continue doing it this way. My body feels beter, and I feel pretty good and confident. I don't have to dissepoint my parents and say no to dinner they made. I first though it sounded like I was in recovery, but I'm stil strictly holding myself to a low call intake so I'm deff not. And everyone has different ways they treat their 3d. Also recently started to p/rge 😕, i plan to do it with every breakfast i have when im home alone. Ik its so bad but it makes me feel quite good. (I dont promote it!!! Pls dont try❤️) Just wanted to rant a little bit since idk it helps sm to just rant on here.

[tickling-giggles]

Kk 👍👍

Then may I ask if you could write lee and ler headcanons for Mujika and Sonju? I couldn't find really anything t-word related abt them and they're my favs 🥲

The Promise Neverland Tickle HC’s

A/N: im sorry this took so long but I hope you enjoy it

Mujika

Lee

🦋-FIRST OFF HER LAUGH IS SUPER ADORABLE

🦋-secondly she’s a lee all the way idc idc

🦋-Adores tickles

🦋- HELLA TICKLISH neck, hands especially the palm, her horns, and her knees

🦋-She’s not shy to ask for them either

🦋-She has her ways of getting tickles

🦋-Whenever a tickle fight is going on she’s normally one she purposefully doesn’t fight back

🦋-Normally when she is in a 1v1 tickle fight most of the time it’s with Emma, Gilda, Don, Ray, and Sonju

🦋-She’s fr everyone’s favorite lee

🦋- She is indeed ticklish but not as ticklish as Ray and Emma

🦋-It’s easy to get her giggling but once you hit the right spot she’ll start squirming but not enough to get away

🦋-teasing is a hit or miss you could say something that you think is a tease but it won’t be to her

🦋-Or vice versa you’ll say the most non teasing thing and she’ll start squealing calling you a tease

🦋-She can easily turn the tables she’s very sneaky

🦋- SHES SNARKY she’ll do just to provoke you and the saddest part is that everyone knows this and it still works

🦋- if you can’t find her she’s somewhere getting wrecked

Ler

🦋- She’ll tickle you when you look down

🦋- Or for you to come hang out or cuddle with her

🦋-She can be a evil ruthless Ler or she can be a soft nice Ler it depends on how you got in this predicament

🦋- if you asked she’ll create a safe word that you both agree on

🦋- Or if you provoked her SHE WILL TEASE YOU SO BADLY

🦋- She’ll act like she’s gonn tickle you and doesn’t and then when your not paying attention she’ll ruthlessly yes RUTHLESSLY tickle the most ticklish area on your body and will scold you (jokingly ofc☺️)

🦋- “see y/n this is why you should’ve just asked nicely” “nah uhn you brought this onto yourself” “you can’t get away from me”

🦋- “hmm should I go for your worst spot?” “Yep Emma told me about how ticklish you are”

🦋- And some classic teases

🦋- “you’re giggles are so cute” “wait did you just snort? DO IT AGAIN” “where am I gonna tickle next you’ll never know” “you should smile more and I can help with that”

🦋-She’ll poke your neck, swipe up your neck, or blow on your neck atleast 5 times throughout the day

Sonju

Lee

🥀-STUBBORN OML HE IS A BRAT AT HEART

🥀-Ler leaning switch 100%

🥀-He doesn’t mind tickles. but will he admit it ? Nope

🥀- he is hella ticklish especially on his feet, sides, his collar bone ,and under his arm.

🥀- His laugh is charming and if you tickle this one spot near his armpit his knees will buckle and he squeals🥹 (the cutest thing ever oml)

🥀-He does get really flustered when asking for tickles “Hey y/n can you T- you know the word”

🥀-Bro is soooooo DAMN COCKY until he’s a giggly mess or till someone says “let’s test it out*

🥀- “Nah I’m not ticklish” “Heh well we don’t have to test it out i-it’s not like I’m lying”

🥀- Whenever he’s in a bad mood Mujika is there to cheer him up

🥀- Despises whenever he gets thorns stuck in his foot because it TICKLES SO FREAKING BAD hurts

🥀- he may squirm around a lot but he never says stop

🥀-he doesn’t care what’s going on who’s getting tickled he will insult you 😭

🥀-“yohohou suck ahahahat tickling peoplehehe” OKAHAHAY okahaAhAy I’ll say ihit…. Your hair look stupid ahahaha WAHAHAHAIT”

🥀- lmao get wrecked

Ler

🥀-WHEN YOU ASKED HIM WHY HE TICKLED YOU HE’LL HUST SMIRK AND SAY “because I was bored ”

🥀-He mostly does that to ray whenever he’s in a cocky or lone wolf mood he’ll tickle some sense into him

🥀- HE IS SUCH A TEASE IT DOESNT MATTER WHO INITIATES THE TICKLING HELL TEASE YOU ENOUGH TO WHERE YOURE GIGGLING LIKE A MAD MAN

🥀- tickle hugs are his specialty. he'll wrap you in his arms then next thing you know you're getting tickled

🥀- After watching a scary movie he’ll tickle you just to spook you even more

🥀-He’s known for tasering people’s sides

🥀- HE LOVES MAKING YOU LOOK CRAZY

🥀- He will poke your side causing you to yelp before quickly turning away and acting just as confused as you before you catch him in the act

🥀-None one can stand his teases

🥀- He enjoys playing the tickle monster with the younger kids

🥀- dude just likes tickling people for shits and giggles

🥀- and he likes da power

BONUS

🥀- when ever someone had a nightmare he’ll let them sleep next to him for the the rest of the night and anytime they’re scared before bed

[silly4sillypoll]

hi ok so i have this entire essay i wrote . on scc . and why you should vote for them in like any romantic tournament poll because im very competitive so i think ill just . copy and paste that yk i think its ocnvincing eniugh

incase your curious how long this all is .

theyre like my fav guys ever . canonically theyre just friends . but like

ANYWAYS they trust and love eachother sooo much its so silly .

#1 sweet introduces himself first as all 3 of them and then himself . he only actually mentions his own name after asking if the player has ever heard of their band ( which,, is just their names put together ) ( + the only thing gayer then creating an underground band to peacefully rebel against a monarchy is actually kissing men )

#2 they have like a very very alarming amount of trust in eachother . not only do sweet and capn trust and agree with everything k_k says with no question, but sweet and k_k also trust capn when he tells them about how he saw ( the player ) help kidnap "some girl" and, presumably, dont question it at all . sweet basically follows you around the entire first half of the game trying to kill you because he trusts capn enough .

#2.1 to go into more depth on agreeing with k_k, he ends up solving all of their ( on screen ) arguments by saying something very vaguely related or just thinking out loud that satisfies the other 2 enough to where theyll stop arguing ( ex, like, when they first show up sweet and capn argue over if theyre rebels or players, and he says " im a cd player ! " . they also later on make a comment about how " if the band fights, we'll get out of tune ! ",, which kinda proves that all of their fighting is lighthearted and not serious

#3 during their ( proper ) introduction, sweet whistles down capn . thats a sound effect that plays in the scene and its not like a fucked up wind sound or anything because it doesnt happen for k_k . its just capn

#4 capn shows a huge amount of concern for k_k when they get hit despite knowing they can easily heal up again . like as in his dialogue there is the only time he uses caps in the entire game im pretty sure

#4.1 also their dialogue implies that they heal eachother after being hit . its not a visual thing or anything . but basically they heal themselves up with almond milk and their dialogue implies that they dont . drink it themselves IDK ITS CUTE

LIKE LIKE LIKE FOR EXAMPLE .

🍬 : im at my acoustic limit . . .

🍰 : have a sip !

OR

🧢 : owww my hat ! they scuffed my hat !

🍬 : ( stop being dramatic and heal ! )

#4.2 also also they all drink out of the same milk carton if you get all of them down at once . i dont know if i should add this or not i just think its cute

#5 whenever you beat them, sweet gets really upset because hes still under the impression that your one of queens minions ! k_k and capn very easily calm him down just by proposing the idea that their dancing was better ( it was ) so they won ! and that their dancing was so good it convinced them ( us ) to be good . sweet immediately follows it up with " welcome to the good side ! "

ALSO A LITTLE SILLY THING . YOU DONT GET ANY MONEY FROM BEATING THEM UNLIKE OTHER BOSSES BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY WON INSTEAD OF YOU .

#6 k_k admires and thinks the other 2 are better then him, putting them before himself . after being told hes second in command by capn when the topic comes up on whos the leader, he mentions how he wants to be 3rd instead . also his check dialogue is " * k_k - the silly one . looks up to the other two "

#6.1 this is kind of a literal thing but the other two also look up to k_k ( mentioned in their check dialogue ! ) . i think,, its both literal and how it sounds ? because they go to k_k for a lot of things ! like solving their arguments or just if they have any question .

#7 they finish eachothers sentences . a lot . in like most of their dialogue actually . theyre so in tune that their minds are constantly on the same wavelength and they know exactly what the others are gonna say . it could also just be so that one character doesnt just have a bunch of dialogue but yk i think the other answer is cuter

#8 its eventually brought up what theyd do with the money they get, and k_k makes a small comment on how they wanna be a car . sweet follows this up with "good thinking k_k ! gotta have a way to get around !"

its literal but like . still a comment about riding your best friend sorry i have the humor of a middle schooler

#9 k_k and capn are never seen without eachother closeby!! every scene that one is in, the other is nearby . for example whenever capn tries scamming you towards the start of the game . or whenever he tries tricking you into going into the wrong teacup ride later on!!

the only place ingame they can be seen without eachother is in the deltarune chapter 3 progress update toby posted a few months ago, and . im hoping they just havent added him in yet

not really canon ? its art by nelnal, their character designer . not really canon but like it has some value . maybe .

#10 in one of nelnals comics about them, k_k dreams about being small enough to be held and caressed by taller versions of sweet and capn . when they wake up theyre like severely dissapointed he isnt actually that tiny and cant actually be doted on like that .

#10.1 in the same comic, k_k figures that if he sits down he can be the same height as he was in the dream, and grabs the other 2 to hug them since theyre nearby ! capn blushes when grabbed :- ) . it sounds kinda awkward without visuals hold on

#11 also in their reference sheet, theres a little doodle in the bottom corner with " なかよし " ( i think ? ) under it, which loosely translates to close or intimate friends

most of this is trust based actually . basically they just love eachother a lot and nothing bad has ever happened to them ever and theyre really fun characters . not canon like at all but . . . silly robot polycule . . . . .

vote for them theyre so cool

^^^

[femkon]

writing bc i did (i just wanted to share this)

uhh. im just writing my bullshit bc im bored and i can guys. first ting is gonn be bout my weird god killer thing on janitor. like, i just pulled that shit out of my ass and now i have lore? what the freak

(the intended audience of this is either tumblr or my friends to be made fun of) (and maybe Ao3 for reasons)

ASSUMPTIONS TO MAKE UNLESS SPECIFIED OTHERWISE: every character is aroace pan-leaning unless said they fuck

so we gonna start with the rules of like the religion and shit!!! its called “Raynism” and is centered around these three gods and their children. the main gods are Kilun, Hilna, and Yali. they’re time god, planet god (bc there’s more than earth THANK YOU VERY MUCH), and life/death god. Kilun makes sure that everything is progressing fine on the worlds with intelligent life, Hilna creates the planets for said life or just for fun (usually taking around 5 millennia each), and Yali creating the life whether it be plants animals or aliens. they each have children (not really cause they didnt like do it with anyone. the kids just kinda appeared) for each little thing. i will make them up as i go along bc infinite children ig

and these children are called demigods (obvi) and can actually be killed unlike their parents bc slightly mortal. and bc of this possible death, there are some who rebel and become things known as “Guara/Guaru” (meaning god killer in the... ranyi language) (idk man) depending on the amount of demigods killed. Guara is one that has killed under 3 demigods. Guaru are over three. thats about it. they can also be mortals tho, ones that maybe take a guara(u) as a mentor and learn the magic n stuff. two main Guaru, Zanar and Thorlo. Zanar is just a little silly goober and loves pretending to be an Rayni (the worshipers of Raynism that make it to this version of heaven) (basically just angels) with the whole wings and purity, while actually being a black panther bastard who kills demigods for fun (and once got really close to killing Kilun. but like. thats a god. xey couldn’t kill it) because xey’re just that cool man. and the other. Thorlo, actually has honor and does it to like corrupt demigods and blah blah blah n stuff. they both have passionate lesbian sex bc i think i wanna give them female anotmy if any. there’s just a whole lot of sexual tension maybe. yeah, no one gets genetalia ive decided

also!!! just remembered an important fact!!! gender is not a thing assigned at birth to the gods and demigods!!! its completely chosen by the entity when they’re 100 years old!!! until then its they/it!!! i will now tell you the main fives pronouns bc im epic like that. Kilun (its/they/xem) (any other than he/she), Hilna (they/she), Yali (they/them), Zanar (xey/xem/xyrs) (included that last one bc sometimes i forget lol), and Thorlo (he/they). ive stripped them all of anything down there bc i decided they can decide if they wanna have it at will. they ever get a partner who prefers a peener? boom. they’re hard. want a coochie? they are the ocean. thank you for coming to my ted talk guys

just kidding, this rests for no one. especially not me. i wanna just like add important events to this. first one is creation of earth!!! and... we are literally an accident. like, Hilna was just fucking around and didnt mean for earth to foster life but the conditions were rlly good so Yali was just like “freak yeah” and threw some germs on here and aided with evolution a bit (bc we believe in evolution here guys!!!) and then there were humans. and it was like the first actual intelligent life to make stuff and not just be animals so that was cool. so they kept watch and then a whole bunch of bad shit started happening, like discrimination, slavery, captilism, wars, racism, naxis, pedophiles, necrophiles, werid people who do creepy things, hunting for sport, polution, corporations, and just general other bad things. and they were like “woah. thats weird. i thought these little guys were neat” and tried to kill humans, but they survived n shit and Hilna and Yali were like “???” and thats why shits fucked right now

urm anywaysssss, it’s 2 in the morning now bc i just bingewatched content for 2 hours due to not being able to fall asleep. back to events ig??? nvm i fell asleep and woke up at 5:30 to take a shower and get back to work!!! LETS FUCKING GO

so basically, this segment is about how Zanar almost killed Kilun. it was in the heaven-y part of the world and there are like shrines to different gods n stuff, the main biggest ones being to the og 3. and the 3 spend a lot of time in their shrine. so one day, Zanar finds Kilun in its shrine, observing a planet design that Hilna was making, and xey decide “y’know what? i should pretend to be a Rayni and sneak up this... one? idk what one” and just shifted into a Rayni, getting the whole angel vibes. so xey sneak up behind Kilun and kneel next to it, getting a look from it before getting some pats from it (bc it is very loving guys). and they stay there together for a few hours, before Zanar looks like xey’re going to leave and xey walk to the door, before locking and closing it, shifting into xry normal form. xry normal form is a fluffy creature with black panther markings, and xey got a tail, ears (on top of head, absent from sides), claws, and fangs!!!

so this thing sneaks up behind Kilun and bites into its neck, causing golden blood to start flowing out of the puncture marks, and also knocking it out. that may not be anatomically correct, but i dont care. these are MY characters, not YOURS. also im stupid. pls lower your expectations if u want this to be correct in any way shape or form. i dont wanna describe the rest of the scene in detail, but it basically just ends with Kilun’s body getting spread across a web like substance and having organs visible, skin turned out n shit. thats all for now until i get bored

guys... i got bored. time for another event <3 this one is gonna involve Zanar AND Thorlo bc ive decide they’re frenemies who maybe sometime go out for drinks and then have aggressive gay sex. Thorlo is bottom (power) and Zanar is top (not… power? idk the correct terminology). but the normal dynamic is that they kinda fight over which demigod who kills and maybe work together on tougher ones. and then they go out to a bar, Zanar drinks some fruity little COCKtail (emphasis on COCK) and Thorlo just broods in the corner sipping wine directly from the bottle. they would then go home and have (consensual) sex. that phrasing makes it sound like they live togteher. and now they will. they live in an apartment together and have two cats, Louie and Queen (louis mcclung and drama queen reference bc im gay???) who dont interact and are just kinda coexisting. also a dog named Layzie (guys i love shoving my commentary ytbr’s into a thing) (layze reference btw) who barks an awful lot.

i should prolly give yall (myself) a desc of these characters shouldnt i? Kilun, Hilna, and Yali are all just indescribable beings of light that manifest themselves as the most boring man you’ve ever seen. he looks like his name is kyle. but that’s just for earthlings!!! if your oc (this is an invitation to shove your oc’s in this pls bro) isn’t, make them just some guy from their planet. or not a guy. gender is a concept and their plans havent started. Zanar is, as previouly mentioned, just a black panther goober. by technicality, xey can be any animal and take on those traits, such as a coyote, shark, moth, goat, bear, or anything else! including other animals from other planets. Thorlo looks either like one of those edgy older man characters (long straight white hair, suit, scars, red eyes, kinda looks like a mafia leader) or a steriotypical transmasc (not saying this is what ftm peeps look like but you know people love stereotypes) (the fluffy brown hair, baggy clothes, neutral tones, earthy, this mf def has a fake tail). sorry for shit desc

new character alert!!! Junig (he/she) (mainly he) (she is used mainly by enemies)!!! demigod of water and to be more specific, rain/thunder and hes a bitch!!! theres some sympathy, but hes kinda an asshole :/ maybe gonna make him a bit homophobic n stuff, like a bully from your high school grown up. hes gonna be a dick to everyone except for Yali who he is immensely loyal to for reasons that make sense (they’re basically his parent bc as i mentioned demigods just kinda appear and dont have a parent? they still get raised based off who they were closest to when they appeared) (maybe including other demigods if theyre considered mature enough?)

clarifying the pronouns bc i will forget all about these if i dont. for gods and demigods: he (maybe she for rlly old demis who arent in communication with him and know him as she) Thorlo and Zanar: she bc theyre assholes (and ofc he uses the wrong ones for them too dont worryyyy)

so as i said, dickhead to everyone except Yali, who he’s loyal too. and i mean LOYAL. this guy would probably castrate himself for them. and like, good for him? it’s fully platonic bc theyre basic parent and child, you freak. def a one sided obsession tho. reverse boy mom if you know what i mean (cough, emotional incest, cough). Yali has no clue what they did to Junig tho, they’ve raised so many children that they kinda just forget about a lot of their children. bc that’s such a power move and they’re a power bottom (if they fucked) (these gods dont have sex) (theyre asexual beings what am i yapping about)

Yuna (he/they) is a demigod of poisonious plants on earth. there have to be so many specifics. anywayss, hes decent. not special or anything, hes kinda just there and does things. people on earth rlly like him tho bc why wouldnt you? hes done nothing wrong and is just a goober. i like to think he has one consistent form for all mortals; a completely black robe that covers his whole body and a hood over his head. he does not have a form and is just a swirling mass of shadows. very cool :D hes also known to kidnap cats (or cat-like creatures) if he visits a planet

im gonna add an example of what a mortal worshipper of Raynism is, taking one in specific named Vivi (any/all). all it is is being considerate and accepting of everything and everyone, other than those who cause direct harm to groups of people or creatures. politics cannot be swayed by Raynism, as being a Raynist means that you swear off such mortal coils as money and anything like that, they are not your priority. you can still have them of course, but it shouldnt be your aspiration to have the most. and you may still be involved in politics and things like that, but using your religion as an excuse isnt valid while having your beliefs be about acceptance

but these are the worship that happens for believers!!! making shrines in the fall months (using items such as flowers, various other plants, figurines, bones, photos of thing dear to you, and jewelry), praying to the (main) gods daily for luck and demigods for specifics, being vegan/vegetarian depending on how devoted they are, or at least think of the animal before eating the meat products, and meditation bc i think thats a thing that would be good for people

another demigod bc i love characters. Seraphyne (agender, just use name) is the oldest and original demigod. Seraphyne is a demigod of fire, to be specific the god of forest fires. Seraphyne is distant from every other god or Rayni, living in an place simply known as “the inbetween” that not many know how to get to. so Seraphyne spends all day in Seraphyne’s space, watching the planets and listening for prayers. none ever ask for a forest fire tho, so Seraphyne just spends the time preventing them from happening if they can. sometimes the fire is needed or too harsh to be stopped by Seraphyne.

Seraphyne, like Yuna, has a constant form with mortals, just a thing made of fire. like, genuinely, Seraphyne’s form is really just them walking around as a ball of flames contained by some straight-legged jeans and a checkered sweater-vest (Seraphyne’s preferred outfit, on occasions with reading glasses) (for the non-exsistant eyeballs) that dont burn for reasons. if they make sense or not is up to you.

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anyway time for obviously tumblrcoded interactions so i can get attention!!!

Zanar: dont worry pookster, junig will have no clue what hits her

Thorlo: that doesnt mean you can hit her with a comically large hammer. she’ll be able to tell its you.

Zanar: :(

Kilun: i feel fine, i have no clue why you’re bringing me to the medics

Yali: Its just for your safety.

Medic: Oh-! My holiness’s, what makes you come to our fine clinic at this time???

Kilun: Some dude took my organs out *lifts shirt to reveal hollow chest with golden blood coating the cavity walls*

Medic: Goodness. *passes out*

Thorlo: *fighting and actually tying to show corruption and the flaws in what a demigod has been doing*

Demigod: maybe... maybe i was wrong...

Zanar: *fighting and literally making jokes when xey hurt a demigod and calling it names*

Demigod: bitch.

notes from goober interactions so far: Zanar fights with goofy weapons, such as the affermentioned comically large hammer, but could be such as a musical saw (or other musical weapons), comically large or small weapons of various kind, and maybe bare fists? Junig is a demigod, im thinking water based and just kinda a bitch, kicks puppies type evil. Kilun/Hilna/Yali do not feel pain and have no concern for their corporeal forms. demigods and everything else in this universe curse so so much. demigods hate Zanar, and that’s valid!!! also this is just a note from a thing i wrote, Zanar eats people. and enjoys fucking with peoples minds before they do so. characters use modern slang and tend to do so without noticing (they just like me frfr!!!)

[azlovesem]

Yeah nobody likes those assholes. They look dtupid and eyuffrd in thrir duit. Republulucans slways look like dhit to ke. Thsts why ive killed do msny of them. And intend to kill the rest. Nobodt likes uou people but drones so we re killing you with drones. Makes semse to ke. Get tjose 5 Umrsine ilm do it eith th thrm. Russia is fuckex you should see them on tbe battlrfiled. Fat stupud and cumbersome like trump is, ywsh fatty Michael on his way how old are you. You look like yoyre gonna fuckn die of s heart attack. Kerp cslm carry on fat ass. Hes dead slready im not worried. Ill telm ya yrump i like your american women thpuugh. Your guys ate a bunch of eat fucon piece of non dueling shits. Ilm put any of then ina grave invludi g you. Ha ha ha fuckn retards yeah no one likes you. Youre dead hows that sound? Goof. Nah irs civil war we re getting oyr troops wTch the cspital fatry m. The police hate you theyte aetting you up too. This is as coup. Ahh i akresdy know this eorkd is deas. Soon enough fatty arbucjle ya eapust of children.id kixk any smericans ass shit up fatty not just you. Toy fuckn monkey. Kill his ass before we have to kill sll of you biden. Its sll of you or him lick. Youll hgeg two ye term after ws exteeminste them. Lets do it get it on rol. Sometimes violence is the best snswer it just idks. We got the troops resdy. Listenong to trump we wanba dhoot him. Lets do it. Ha ha ga. Yeah your best eomen like ne betted old man. Your men mistly suck. Because im smart sexy deadly abd hot. And yoyr men just ate nit. Ha ha ga ya stuffed weirdo liser fucked dhorts. Yash twab ya fuckn coward. Ok you ho too. Its gonns a bloodbath because we re not doing one yho g he says. And we eill attack federal yroops. A blood bath okd man. Lets just killhos ass i steaz. He tried to block you lets block him. The. Ilmtake of hos yroops.

Bella Thorne

[indoraptorgirlwind]

ANT-MAN COCO AU PART 5

Cross stood silent for a moment, and when a thought came to his skull, he put Scott's photo on his pocket and destroyed the petal he was going to give Peter.

"You know what Pete? I think you're staying for a while more here, guards!" On a moment, Cross guards came back and grabbed Peter this time.

"No, what are you doing!" Peter yelled, trying to escape

"I can't let you reveal my secret Peter" Cross toyed around on the stairs

"But we're family!" Peter almost cried

"And Scott was my best friend. Sometimes things are not easy Peter. Sometimes we have to seize the moment, i know you understand" he smiled at Peter before the guards took him off and threw him into a huge cenote.

When Peter recovered from the fall, he looked at his hands, they were full bone by now. He sobbed softly by the realization that he would die very soon. He heard a sound behind him, it was Scott. He seemed weaker.

"Scott?" Peter whimpered

"Kid?" Scott raised his head to look up at the poor kid, and stood up

"Oh Scott, you were right! I shouldn't have gonne from home!" Peter stuttered

"Calm down chamaco..." Scott softly said

"And i shouldn't have yelled to them and say i didn't want to be in their stupid ofrenda!" Peter continued

"Hey chamaco, it's okay it's okay..." Scott pulled Peter to his arms, hugging him softly

"I told them that i didn't care" Peter sobbed. Suddenly, Scott winced when his bones glowed.

"Scott?" Peter whined

"She's forgetting me..." Scott whispered

"W-who?" Peter asked

"My daughter... I wish i never left. I wish i could tell her that her father tried to come back. That he loved her..." Scott stood silent for some seconds "my Cassie..."

"Cassie?" Peter asked, and picked the photo he accidentally threw. He put it next to Scott, and when he opened his eyes, he stood confused

"W-where did you get this?" He asked

Peter put his finger on every person to explain

"That's my mama Cassie, my mama Hope and that's..." he stopped when he pointed at the ant-man's chest "you?..."

"W-we're...?" Peter paused

"Family?" Scott continued for him.

They stared at each other, softly smiling at the revelation.

"I always thought i'll see her again at least one day. I would give her a giant hug" Scott smiled, but it quickly fade away "but she's the only one alive who hasn't forgotten me. In the moment she leaves the land of the living..."

"You'll be forgotten..." Peter continued "there won't be anyone who remembers you..."

"That's right" Scott said saddened "you know, when she was little i used to sing her a song. We sang it every night..."

Scott then gently began singing the song

"Remember me"

(the scene cuts to the past, Scott is singing to a little Cassie)

"Though i have to say goodbye"

"Papa!" Cassie giggles

"Remember me

Don't let it make you cry

For even if i'm far away i hold you in my heart

(Cassie joins the song)

I'll sing a secret song to you each night we are apart

Remember me

Though i have to travel far

Remember me

Each time you hear a sad guitar

(Scott slowly approaches to Cassie, closing his eyes. Her little hands holding his face. He smiles softly and slowly opens his eyes to gaze at his precious peanut)

Know that i'm with you the only way that i can be

Until you're in my arms again,

Remember...

(Cut out to present Scott and Peter)

Me..."

"He stole your songs, it's Cross' fault you're forgotten. It's you who the world has to remember! Not Cross!" Peter claimed

"I didn't write it for the world, i wrote it for Cassie. I'm a horrible try of great-great-grandfather" Scott sighed

"Are you kidding me? A while ago i thought i had a murderer as a relative! You're a total upgrade"

Scott just smirked, still sitting on his spot

"I'm proud we're family!" Peter suddenly shouted, and did a grito like Scott teached him hours before. Then suddenly a laugh was heard.

"Im proud to be his family!" Scott shouted. They were snapped back to reality when they realized they were still on the cenote, but Peter heard howlings, and when he looked, from the top, Cosmo appeared...

[daily-nicotine]

how come eljse isnt romancable how the fuck did u come up with that decision 😭😭😭

[vyinter]

#fakefan cuz i haven't seen silent sea yet and it will take me months to start it

[inigogogo]

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[sunshinewwx]

☆♡︎𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞☆♡︎ 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 3!❀

WARNING: * heights * slight NSFW

*fluff

Aonung X reader💌

Recap of the last part : I looked up only to see Aonung happily looking down at me, we both could read eachother minds like a flame. He embraced me into a tight and warm hug as he whispered in my ear. We did it love..

( This is very late ik🥲 I were suppose to post around 20:00- 21:00 but i had dance class! So im very sorry guys! Hope you guys love this fic, just reccomend if you want me to write something.😊❤️

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( After Aonung sister Tsireya + Roxto overheard that Aonung was coming whit us they also asked if they could come aswell, they said it would be a good experience to learn from and that it also would be alot of fun! And after alot of asking, we can’t forget ”puppy eyes“ Ronal and Tonowari said yes.)

(Takes place the day they would leave)

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(Ronal)- ”Do you think Aonung, Tsireya and Roxto is gonne be ok?.“Ronal asked as she and Tonowari were walking around the beach holding hands.

(Tonowari)- ”dont worry love, everything is gonne be just fine they have Maktao Olo’ eyktkan ( Jake sully) who is going to be whit them. Tonowari showed Ronal a nice smile only for Ronal to punch his shoulders.

(Ronal)- I guess you’re right, but what if they fall down a tree! What can he do about it when it’s already to late huh? She looked at him whit burning eyes but he could see deep down that it only showed fear and love.

(Tonowari) - Calm down now love, they are strong and smart, im sure that they wont fall of any trees that crosses their path. He laughed as Ronal just grumbled.

(Tonowari) - Shall we go and ride some ilu together? We could do a little bet~

Ronal ears went sigthtly up and her tail started to go up and down.

(Ronal)- Hmm what bet~? She took her one hand on his chest, fingers brushing around in a circle as the other hand went up to his shoulder squeezing it. She looked up at him whit a kind of "pout face". He smiled at her and took his arms around her body, holding around her waist.

(Tonowari) - Whatever you wanna do~ He gave her a little wink and they shared a cute kiss together♡︎

( Takes place the next day when you guys are leaving)

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(Jake sully) Is everyone ready to leave? He placed his hands on his ikran head brushing it.

(Everyone) Yes!

(Reader pov: Everyone was happy and excited especially Aonung, Tsireya and Roxto. We all understood it, they are going to the forest it’s very different and they have to learn new ways to live. We looked over to their faces, Aonung trying to look like he dosen’t really care but everyone could see how he jumps excitly around you, Tsireya smiling and her eyes are showing those super big star ( looking super beautiful, I know why Look fell in love white her) Roxto just standing besides Kiri holding her hands, Roxto was afraid of heights, always has and always will he said. As for the Sully’s they were much more exited to finally go back home!

(Jake) - Ok i guess this means goodbye Tonowari and Ronal, i see you. He did this hand thing over his head and down to them, bowing down a little.

( Tonowari) - We see you to Jake sully. Take care of our children.

(Jake) - I will, i make sure Y/N and the others teach them well and carefully.

(Tonowari) Thank you Jake, were very greatful for your help, our children wouldn’t stop bugging us about your trip. He smiles as they share a ”strong” handshake. As for Neytiri and Ronal they stood quiet besides their mates watching over the conversation.

( Aonung, Tsireya and Roxto said their final goodbyes and now it was time to leave,)

You whistled for your ikran and under 5 seconds it flew right infront of you.

(Aonung) - Wow.. Hes super beautiful.. Shocked washed over Aonung feathers as he looked up as the big animal. Taking his hands out as the ikran sniffed him.

(Roxto) - We will be riding this?! Nonono im gonne die, im gonne die! Roxto cried out clinging his whole body onto Kiri.

(Kiri) - It’s gonne be alright Roxto, Kiri tried to calm him down but he almost wouldn’t budge.

As for Tsireya she found the ikran very cute and beautiful and she couldn’t wait to see the view so high up in the sky.

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(Reader) - Ok Aonung you wanna get up first? I can help you, you smiled at him.

(Aonung) - ”Thank you love i could really use som help” He smiled at you as you helped him get up.

(You were very quick to get up after him, you were gonne do the steering so you sat yourself infront of Aonung. You told him that he had to hold around you tightly to not fall off. And he did, his muscular arms went around your stomach his hands right over your “yk” and you couldn’t help to get butterflies in your stomach.

(Jake sully) - Ok lets go! He flew of the beach, followed by Neytiri and Tuk, Neteyam, Lo’ak and Tsireya, Roxto and Kiri and lastly you and Aonung.

(Tsireya) - Wow! This is super beautiful! She had her head on Lo’ak back as she smiled looking over the whole ocean. She has never been this far from her Island so this was a whole another view of the water and cliffs she grew up whit.

( Roxto) - OMG OMG AHHHHHHH!! GET ME DOWN, GET ME DOWN!! Roxto just screamed as he held onto Kiri for dear life, poor Kiri looked so done whit him. After a while he finally calmed down as his eyes were closed shut the whole trip. Guess he kinda got used to it?

As for Aonung he held you close to him, he was careful not to disturb you to much as you were in control of the driving right now. But he couldn’t help.. He thought that you were looking super hot right now, you looked very concentrated, your hands had this strong grip around the rope that was in the ikran mouth. He could see your veins going from your hand all the way up to your arm. He didnt wanna admit it but it turned him on. He got a litte more closer to you as he gave you a kiss on the back of your neck.

(Aonung) - You feeling alright my love? He whispered to you as he felt the shivers you got from the kiss.

(Reader) - Of course i am love, why wouldn’t I?

(Aonung) - Idk.. He mumbled a bit as he felt your one hand on his cheek. His head immediately shot up as he felt your touch.

You were using your other hand to control the ikran as the other held his soft cheek.

(Reader) - Im alright love.. dont worry about me.. Are you alright? I know your not used to be this high up in the sky. Were soon there hang in.

(Aonung) - Im alright. Just a little hungry haha. He laughed out the last part as he put his head on your shoulder.

(Aonung) - I love you.. He nuzzled more into your shoulders as you felt his back calm down against yours. He was beginning to fall asleep already.

(Reader) - I love you to love.. You smiled to yourself as you got your other hand back to control your ikran. You were gonne swing a bit so you told your lover to hold on tight.

(After around 2-3 hours you finally saw a glimpse of the forest. You flew over to where your big brother Neteyam were.)

(Reader) - Ahh i can’t believe it! Were finally back home.

(Neteyam)- I know i almost cant believe it either. I missed everyone so much, i hope they recognize us, haha.

(You could only smile at him, you for almost the first time since you got to the metkayina clan have seen him smile. Ahh how you remember that big smile of his that took over his face, you loved it so much! It was something that made Neteyam him. Without it he would be a whole different person, certainly.)

(Tuk) - Yay home! She yelled out and Aonung slowly woke up by the noise, he looked over the big forest that covered the ground.

(Reader)- Do you like what you see love?. It’s beautiful isn’t it.. You looked over your home admiring the beautiful forest, the beautiful trees, rivers, mountains, animals, grass, plants, flowers everything.

(Aonung - ”It indeed is.. ” He also admired everything. It was so different here then back home, no big ocean to swim in, no palm trees not to mention the animals, they looked so different and maybe even a little scary? he thought to himself not wanting to really say it out loud.

(Jake) - Ok folks! Lets go and land over her at the ground!

(Everyone) Yes!.

You all landed safely and well it was more of a pain getting off, Roxto legs were shaking in fear and when he touched the ground he fell and hugged the grass whit all his might thanking Eywa for surviving. Tsireya just laughed at Roxto as Lo’ak got his hand out to help her get off safely. As for Aonung he wanted to seem tough so he jumped off only for it to take a ”certain” turn and land on his face.

(Reader) - Oh Aonung! You hurriedly jumped down to Aonung checking for any big injuries. Oh my Aonung! Your nose is bleeding! You kissed the side of his cheeks as he sat upright opening his mouth up and down.

(Aonung) - Im alright.. Just a bit um for now.. Aonung was super embarresed his whole face was red from the fall so it was a good way of hiding the blush that was forming it was onto his cheeks.

(Tuk) - What a land… Anyway WELCOME TO OUR HOME EVERYONE!

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[imerologiofantasion]

SMUT

If you feel uncomfortable with smut then please avoid this post monster x reader i(i didn't know who to do it with) is this 18+ ? use of dirty words like slut whore cock whore and ya know cursing oh and unrealistic size of cock i mean ive never seen a 12 inch cock

btw he like royalty cause he like the devils son

srry for blurry pic(pershone and hades love story)

oh and ur like gods daughter so like an angel???

"such a slutty girl mhm" he mumbled his head in the crook of your neck. As you whimpered his sharp nails tearing through the back of your dress. "o-others m-might see" you said griping the balcony rails."so?" he asked in teasing tone, his hand griping your ass through your clothes you squeaked "we shouldn't do it. Not here m-my father won't be happy" "let him be mad beloved" his hand sliping through the undergarment "do you really want to go above today hmm…" he said grinding his hard cock under his pants.Slipping your dress down "Gahh please not here" "not here eh" "pleasee" his tail wraping around your leg. He started fondling your breasts while sucking your neck. Please you whimpered as he picked you up bride style brought you the library.

Placing you on the table sliping his hand between your clothed folds. "someones wet " he said tearing your underwear out and taking his hard cock. Bringing it up and down your lips . He brought his mouth near you privet as you felt his breath on it . Your checks burning. Teasing your clit. You where pooling "Such a whore" he said leting out a merciless chuckle he said. Shoving his 12 inch in you a visible bulge in your stomach. "Your my slut got it " "Yes!" you cried out" Thrusting in and out tears pooling in your eyes. "Slow down!" "im gonna gonn-" " you better not " as he spead up slapping echoing through the library.

Cum spuring out of you "such a whore '' "gahh" you moaned as he continued

5 hours through

"please just cum already" you've had way to many to handle anymore he chuckled orgasming again "you little cock slut" "who do you belong to" "you" "only you" his cum spuring through your pussy mixing with yours his wings covering your back "good girl" he moans. Flipping you from missionary to doggy "just one more please" he pleads "i- i need it" "mhhhmmgg oh ok" "biting your neck" growling and moaning "i love you" "I love you t-to" "your my cock slut MY MATE got it " he growled against neck as you came against his cock slaping your ass giving it a pink color. Cuming in your hole his thick load filling your cervix his cock sliping out of you the bulge of his 12 inch coming out of you but being replaced with his cum. "So so much" oozing out of your two holes "did i go to hard" he said in a soft tone touching your bruses he made "Y yeah " "you should have used the safeword" "you needed this though" "i love you" "i love you to".Ad he tended to your injuries.

this is my first smut sorry if its bad

i dont own the pics if you know the author then please tell me i will give credit my friend sent it to me so i used them:)