#but im correct

[lexithwrites]

james is just the physical embodiment of an espresso by sabrina carpenter tiktok edit

[r6s-enthusiasm]

im right and should say it

[pinayelf-archive]

I got a modern au josie hc jdjddj

I know she's a sanrio girl...the type that gets serious abt her collection

hear me out...a lot of hot girls are sanrio collectors. josie in a modern au probably has a high position in her family's company. she's busy and has responsibilities up the ass, I think sanrio would be her comfort thing...

I'm building off how Yvette in wewh says she still plays w dolls. that'd be the modern equivalent lol

this isn't to say she hides it or anything. she just isn't open w it bc most of her peers would scoff at it. but her closest friends know and they probably get her hello kitty jewelry for Christmas

[letztehexe]

Once I saw a tweet saying that Izetta and Finé were Maki Nishikino's grandmothers... and I swear to god, it changed my life. Once you see it you can't unsee it.

She looks like them so much! The hair style and colour. Her eyes.... Even her personality match with theirs! While she is super self-confident, Maki gets shy when teased and it's a loyal friend... Besides, she is also really rich.... And she believes in Santa... These two would totally encourage that... And her solo album is called Scarlet Princess.

I don't need any more evidences. It's canon now.

[shatlass]

that post got me curious, what do YOU think is the funniest joke? for me it will always be macs dancing in the gang dances their asses off, specifically the bit where he gets down on his knees and starts pecking at dennis' crotch. its more of a physical comedy bit but it makes me laugh so much everytime i watch it it has to count

HI so ur soooo right that is so funny to me it’s defo up there in my favs!! the pecking kills me!! off the top of my head the “they’ll be out of business in a week’s time!” is outrageously funny to me especially bc the first time i watched it i was like omg a leather shop in arizona??? are they crazy?? and then Dennis AND Dee said it!!! it killed me then and every time since

[iliveunderarock]

the bi awakening of a plus boy

[soularsss]

the dirt under your fingernails

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[mossmittens]

the judge every time someone presents evidence or asks a question or considers a possibility or has an objection

[autonomyss]

Cleo and False, based on this beautiful piece from AcousticMalta <3

[stickyvoidpaper]

Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.

Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.

Dick : What

Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.

[wuucchoo]

someone took shiro's spot :'(

[narwhalsarefalling]

[crystallized-cheese]

so like imagine Undertale characters but they're all crafts supplies Part Triple (Sans and Papyrus) (Undyne and Alphys) (Frisk and Flowey) (Napstablook and Mettaton)

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[inkskinned]

okay i almost never address the very small amount of internet fame i have. and sometimes yes it sucks. people often repost my work, or clip it out of context, or flat-out steal it. but like it can be very funny. once a follower dm'd me to say a guy on hinge was pretending to be "inkskinned", and actually had even started his own insta. when she said "i've followed her for years i don't think you're her", he said - actually r.i.d is like seven people, we just made those initials up. (rude). when i found his insta and messaged him, he begged me to just lie and say he was r.i.d because "it's hard for men to date."

once someone said she should be allowed to plagiarize my work because she was a body-positive influencer and that if i "made a big deal" about this and "got her cancelled", i would be doing damage to my own community and i was never "actually" an ally.

i bear these things with the aura of a martyr, the way my catholic father raised me to. i message privately. i handle things quietly and quickly. i do not complain because i am very, very, very, very blessed and i know that. mercy and gentleness literally pour out of me every morning when i wake up, and then i have to mop the floors for how very Good i am.

however today is the first time i have ever had a very specific problem that neither requires me to correct this person nor throw them to the dogs but is somehow worse than years of hatemail, reddit thread death threats, and pinterest reposts:

someone quoted me and just got it, like, a little wrong.