#but im charmed anon
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THIS HAS THIRSTING OVER U SO LOOK AWAY IF YOU WANT
your opinions are so hot. mommy. idk you’re girlarousing the lesbian in me thx
My passions, concentrated on a single point, resemble the sun's rays as collected by a magnifying glass: they immediately set fire to whatever object they find in their way.
#im quoting marquis de sade which felt appropriate here#but im charmed anon#im glad youre enjoying yourself#you young maidens too long constrained by a fanciful Virtue's absurd and dangerous bonds#etc etc
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Whats everyones’ favorite sea creature?
Mine is a Zebra Shark
OHHHH ANON, THIS IS ASK IS SO CUTE SHAHSAHSAASHHAS (you gave me Animal Crossing flashbacks, frfr)
SO let's start with Old Man Price: tbh i think if you'd ask him yourself, he'd probably just say the first creature that comes to mind, which is likely to be shark. he won't say what kind of shark, just SHARK.
darling Gaz tho, idk why but i'd think he'd find turtles fascinating! he also gives me the vibe that he probably had a pet turtle as a kid (also the type to scold you if you confuse the terminology between turtle, tortoise, and terrapins.) like Price tho, i don't think he'd specify what type of turtle he likes most and would prolly just say "they're all my favorite. cuz they're all cool"
Soap suds here tho... you gotta admit, he'd probably mention the biggest sea creature he heard about. maybe a coelacanth or a whale shark. BUT I think he'd also find dolphins kinda cute. like he's the sort of mfer that went to an ocean park and volunteered to feed the dolphin in front of the crowd.
hhh ok i couldn't decide with Skelly Boi but i think he'd be an octopus guy- specifically a stauroteuthis octopus. either that, or the most stupid looking thing, like the blobfish. im not gonna elaborate because i have a feel y'all would understand what i mean if you search them up LMAO
#WAHHH I REALLY LIKE THIS ASK AHSAHSHHA MADE MY NIGHT HAHA#also anon!! yeSS slaY!! zebra sharks are so fucking cute aaaaaaaaa#im more of a whale kind of person myself!! i have a bunch of whale trinkets (charms and a phone stand HAHA)#answered asks#anon#call of duty#task force 141#tf141#141#price cod#ghost cod#gaz cod#soap cod
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Soul, holding the trident but its flopping around like jello: I didn't want to believe you cursed us, but the evidence is overwhelming!
Heart, face completely obscured by hair: You made me look ridiculous!
Mind: You made me—
#im crying oh my god#literally one of the greatest submissions holy#i dont even know if everyone has seen that audio/episode but good god anon#this is how Mind got the voice#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#god. i cant#funniest thing to me rn
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I'm so angry that your art is causing me to develop a crush on Iguazu 😭
believe it or not ... same.
every day i ask God why tf i yassified Iguazu and Snail ...
(this is 1 month after ac6 release vs after first NG)
#admittedly the first one i was bullshitting it because i need them as filler for the rest of the art#so i weren't serious in making up their appearance#literally even then i knew that Iguazu was WRONG to me#but when he actually materialized in my mind i was like now wait a minute--#i've got so many ask about my Iguazu too im sorry for the accidental iguazu brainrot injection???#screaming punching pillows every day#but i think this is the charm of ac6 fandom... no way i catch feelings for SNAIL if not for all the Jp fans making him pathetic af#when it comes to dealing with his affection for 621 like wow#ask#anon#reply
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whaaaat! can you show off your charms??
YESSSSS ALWAYS here��s most of them! :-) (my old phone case broke a month ago so i laid them all out ^^) recent new additions not pictured above are a mini rubix cube and a shark plush, they all hang connected to each other from the plastic loop next to the volume button!
#asks#anon#I LOVE <33333 CHARMS AND KEYCHAINS. I HAVE SO MANY#i love plush ones too im hesitant to add them to my phone…. 1 plush paopu fruit wouldnt hurt…. surely#i need……. more pokemon charms on it…
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*drops a cat into the inbox*
#this has been in my inbox since aug 28#anon im so sorry#i was learning how to draw a cat /silly /hsrs#cccc#heartache heartbreak au#hahb au#cccc: hahb au#chonnys charming chaos compendium#chonny jash#hahb!essence#hahb!heart#chonny jash heart#heart chonny jash#cj heart#heart cj#chonny heart#cats#cat#whos the cat? you'll never know#asks - (essence)
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You're literally the only person on the internet that actually somewhat likes Kersti's annoying ass. At least the only one I know of. Seriously, what do you even see in her.
you're asking a lesbian why she likes an angry little fairy woman that is really mean for no apparent reason my man i really don't know what to tell you here
#skye's ramblings#FGXGKEKG iam simply stronger than the internet anon. i will defend meangirl characters till my last breath#there were a few times in sticker star that i also wanted to slap her annoying ass. but this is simply part of her charm to me#ihave a few mutuals that also like her i am not alone in tjis. we are rare but we are out there and we love the angry crown woman. TRUE#also theres really not a single fictional character i can seriously say i hate. ill always find postives in either their writing or design#im number 1 finctional character defender i will find good in even the most desolate of places. even in paper mario sticker star#anonnn
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what do you wanna say fish…
i like heem
#text#he is cool ☝️#in years past i was part of the Tony Hate Camp because hes a sleazy billionare and whatever but my heart was never really in it and now.#i confess. im very endeared to that guy. sleaziness and evil billionare status enhances his charm#honestly feel like hes one of the strongest written characters in mcu haha they didnt fuck him up nearly so much as everyone else#asks#anon
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Hi, do you have any headcanons about Sumire?
sumire…….. she’s definitely something. i feel like i don’t have the greatest grasp on her character at the moment, so i don’t really have any true hcs about her unfortunately. but i’ll go through her lore a few more times and make a separate sumire post sometime in the future.
that being said, sumire in rain burst was crazyyy like my interro with her bugged for a bit and i couldn’t complete it so i played rain burst first and got to the point where sumire is soloing rahu while she spills her guts about someone she loves and i was like “wow i wonder who her tragic yuri is about haha” AND THEN coquelic’s event dropped and the dots connected and i SCREAMED because what do you mean I am sumire’s tragic yuri ?????
sumire takes L after L in story that in my mind i can do nothing but give her another L 😔😔😔 i’m so sorry but hanahaki with sumire……. c’mon now you guys see the vision right. right. she does ikebana with the flowers that bloom in her lungs—even as the pain of it kills her, the love she has for you is still beautiful. aughhhh brb going insane
#sev.responses#path to nowhere#yeah……….. sorry anon if you wanted smtg substantial skshdjskdkd#i was so focused on shalom the entire event#that i kinda mentally sidelined the garden cast LMFAO#i’m afraid that clinically insane ruthless woman has captivated me by her gaslight gatekeep girlboss charms#ok this is kinda random but im on the ptn official server and the ppl there call coquelic meemaw and it KILLS ME every time 😭😭😭#meemaw………. 😭😭😭
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you're just so 🥰
i'm ??? 🥺
#tch heh . my autistic failperson charm gets them every time [does a flip on a skateboard and falls flat on my face]#gdffghj but ty anon whoever u are <33 very sweet <333#im in a mood where my brain is denying nice things said about me rn so i AM . STUBBORNLY TAKING THIS ONE. THANK YOU ..#sunnysideanswers#anonymous
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IDK WHAT CHAPTER UR AT BUT AT SOME POINTS YOU CAN HEAR JAVIER PLAY GUTAIR AND SING AND HE SOUNDS SO PRETTY
I love his voice
bbbbabygirl cmere 😩🫵🫵 i want you 🫵🫵 in my guts 🫵🫵
#no but anon ur so right y is he so pretty & talented & handsome & charming and-#i can't be trusted I'll simp the fanart im consuming is rotting my brain (affectionate)#javier escuella#rdr2#ellie chats#anons
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hex is on hold until bad things happen on monday, enjoy your last bread for 3 more days 😭 i have submitted a revision for the pld curse to the big dude upstairs. doomed to a fate of being too good to love as a failhorse. may he be perfectly mediocre (i am doing better??)
may your sharks rebrand into an awful oiler orange + mustard green combo and abandon your cool chomping logo for something deeply boring and unappealing (???????? where are your weak spots???)
is mediocrity not also a failhorse trait? i do actually have a bridge to sell caps fans which i'm writing up LMAO so. uhhh look out for that one <3
my dux are rebranding to the exact pantone shade as the fly-rs. I love naruto so much (you'll see) and i LOVE orange. you cannot hurt me with this one i fear x
my blogger in hockeyblr i followed the san jose sharks willingly and they won 19 games out of 82 this past season. so. you tell me what my weak spots are :3
anyway . go cats <3 i would prefer to see them win/see the oil-rs lose for the delicious tragedy narrative..!! distantly fond as i am of cmd lol
#may this narrative carry on forever. anon im holding your fin you are so charming <3#LOAVES GOING IN THE OVEN !!! <3 WHO WANTS GAME 6 BREAD#asks#anon
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the duality of man........ . ... .
#PLS vote i don't wanna drag this out over a week!!#i'm personally leaning towards the second one but i think that might make some weirdo je.di apologists send me rude anons after only seeing#my url lol. i dislike him bc he would likely be insufferable irl but he's not real so i love him in fictional form if that makes sense??#also i think it's just kind of a funny and ironic @ bc he's the actual fandom darling and i am not immune to his charms either 😮💨#im gonna vote for option 2 bc i want results immediately lol. and all of this might be for nothing if i decide not to change or fall out of#love with star wars again. i ALSO have t4tobiwan which is on brand for me but i don't rlly like it v much? i don't see him as exclusively#t4t at all bc that means saltine krust was trans which... just NO lol#len asks
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https://www.tumblr.com/stormyoceans/740419031947001856/no-one-needs-this-information-but-jimmy-and-sea?source=share
no one needs this information but jimmy and sea are about to release their 11 mv and i still can't digest this information
IM ONCE AGAIN GONNA BEG TO DIFFER AS TO ME PERSONALLY AS A PERSON THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY VITAL ESSENTIAL CRUCIAL INDISPENSABLE INFORMATION JUST LIKE THE PREVIOUS ONE WAS
LIKE IM SORRY BUT 11 MVs TOGETHER IS SUCH AN INSANE AMOUNT FOR A PAIR THAT WAS ESTABLISHED ONLY THREE YEARS AGO AND THAT STILL HAS ONLY TWO SERIES UNDER THEIR BELT??????? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS NEW ONE HAS A SPECIFIC PURPOSE OR IF IT'S NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR AND IT'S JUST. PEOPLE WANTING TO PUT JIMMYSEA ON FILM SO BADLY (THEY'RE JUST LIKE ME FR)
ALSO THE CONCEPT OF THIS NEW MV ALREADY LOOKS SO CUTE IF WE'RE FINALLY GETTING SEA BEING THE FLIRTY ONE THEY BETTER COME RETRIEVE MY USELESS BODY FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE HIGH RISE BUILDING I WILL THROW MYSELF OFF OF LIKE THIS
#WHO ARE THE PRODUCER AND THE DIRECTOR OF FLIRTING SYNDROME I NEED TO KNOW IF THEY'RE NEW VICTIMS OF THE JIMMYSEA CHARM#FRANKLY INSANE THAT WE'RE GETTING A FREE MV JUST LIKE THIS#THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME THAT WE'RE ALREADY AT NUMBER 11 ANON#ANOTHER REASON TO GO FULL ISABELLE ADJANI IN THE TUNNEL SCENE OF POSSESSION#okay im gonna stop yelling now sorry ;;;;;;;;#jimmysea#m: ask
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i just have to say i adore your url so much ive been sitting here giggling about it for five minutes
this just made my whole day thank you
#so what im hearing is im the most charming and funny person to ever walk this earth?#thats what i heard chat#anon
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"Very quick - giving or receiving?"
I wasn't quick, sorry!! in this case, receiving 😌
It's summer here - we're slow-livin' anyways.
got it, got it....oh hell ya he is. Did you see that kid climbing up the FNM Exit Festival show? He wants his balls SQUISHED. Also, any time he grabs his crotch, it is so extra rough. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#how big is mike's collection of cock and ball torture porn??? hmmmmm#anon asks#mike patton#mp confessions#also quarterly reminder to block the 'mp confessions' tag if you don't want to see this shit#don't block me altogether tho im harmless charming and funny :)
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