#but if im only counting like dedicated watching still probably around 15-20. and then ive watched every episode individually several times

[stan-joe]

haven't had time to rewatch link click before Bridon so I'm relying on the countless times I've watched it already and praying I'm not forgetting anything 🫡

[alicedoessurveys]

45 Questions

1. What would you consider your favorite holiday? Why is this? christmas! I love the excitement of the lead up to it and I love Christmas Day with the family. also love that for that day almost every shop & business is shut for the day, theres just a nice atmosphere

2. When did you last fight with your significant other? Single gal here. I feel like I always will be. <same gurl

3. Do you do any special workouts to stay in shape? performing in stage shows. with the rehearsal/performance schedule you just dont get time to eat and also its usually quite physical stuff. the last show I did I actually lost 2 stone over the 2 months of rehearsals and show run!

4. If you’re a girl, do you have big hips? Too big? bigger than id like them to be but not too big tbh

5. Do people tend to call you by any certain nicknames? normally al. grandad calls be Ali bong. my sis calls me bongy or bonga. my best friend calls me Chinese 

6. When was the last time you had alcohol? What kind? last night, couple gin and rose lemonades with my sis

7. When was the last time you talked to your father? literally like 2 seconds ago he’s sat the other side of the room to me right now

8. What are the last four numbers of your phone number? I know the last three are 225 but I cant remember what comes before that, I think its 4 🤷🏻‍♀️ my number is very similar to my moms so I get them mixed up all the time 

9. Is there anything / one you’re losing faith in right now? myself, but then again I never really had faith in myself 

10. When is the next time you’ll eat chocolate candy? probably tomorrow

11. Is there a day you’d just like to forget? Which one? the fact that I cant think of any right now means I have already forgotten 

12. Are you someone who takes too many surveys? well I have a side blog dedicated to them so ya

13. Girls, do you think you look good in dresses or not? no

14. Do you have a whiteboard in your room to remind you of things? no I just have post it notes and notepads everywhere so I can write stuff down quick when they pop in my head 

15. When was the last time you used a Kleenex? Why? this morning, because I had to blow my nose

16. Do you prefer surveys with long or short questions? I like the questions that provoke long answers

17. Have you ever taken a pottery class before? no but I really want to!! 

18. Do your parents treat you like you’re still a child? sometimes yeah, but tbh its usually when I need to be treated like a child

19.Who is your significant other and how did you meet? non existent 

20. Do you talk to people out of the blue? not if I can avoid it

21. What was the last nightmare you had about? Anything odd? I dreamt I was at church and it was full of balloons and the kids knew im scared of balloons so they were running around me and throwing them at me. I know that doesnt sound like a nightmare but it still woke me up in a panic 🙈😂

22. Is your life basically based on deja vu? Or, not so much? yeah kinda, feels like it a lot 

23. When was the last time someone dumped you? never

24. Can you recall your eighth birthday? What was the cake? are you joking?! I cant recall the cake I had for my last birthday 

25. Do you feel like you’re losing someone close right now?  no

26. What color are the buttons on your remote? black

27. What is the one stereotype people label you as most? I think people think im rude or stuck up but actually im just stupidly shy 

28. Can you count how many lovers you’ve had on one hand? none

29. Do you like dark chocolate or white more? What about milk chocolate? milk is favourite, then dark then white 

30. Who makes you the most angry in your life right now? the UK government and the people complaining that they want a second referendum 

31. How many times have you seen Star Wars? Be honest. never

32. Can people normally tell your mood, by your facial expression? if they know me well then yes

33. What was the last number you pushed on your phone? I dont remember 

34. Do you like flowers? What’s your favorite kind? sunflowers

35. How many grades have you failed in your life? ive only ever failed one exam which caused me to fail the whole class because lifes not fail deal with it 

36. Do you own a car? What car is it? I do. its an orange smart forfour, the old shape not the new shit shape that looks like any other boring car 

37. What is your favorite show to watch on television? currently obsessed with Umbrella Academy

38. What are the initials of your last ex? havent got an ex

39. Are you someone who can easily keep a secret? yes

40. Do you understand algebra, or have you ever? nope nope nope 

41. Do you or have you ever had a problem with going barefoot? yeah I dont like it, I need at least socks on. I hate walking barefoot on grass or sand and I refuse to go in the sea without shoes because I got stung by a weaver fish when I was a kid

42. What is one thing that tends to freak you out? human interaction

43. Have you been swimming so far this year? How much? I have not 

44. Do you ever think you’re being cheated on? im single

45. When was the last time you painted something? a few weeks ago I was painting tiny dollhouse furniture 

[secretariatbourgeoisophobe]

i got myself tagged by @ilyatath​ and @fmlforeverwrites​ and its taken me so long to do this bc im trash but hye ho here i am!!!

rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people. yeah im not even gonna get close to 20 people and i have a feeling that some of you have already done this but oh well @asharadaynes​ @tooextremeforlouisiana​ @aaron-burrsir​ @kreacherwrites​ @kryptxns​ @opalcscent​ @beccabec876​ @mynameismelodypond​ and if any of y’all who ain’t tagged wanna do this then be my guest

the last

1. drink: strawberry and kiwi squash which honestly tastes a surprising amount like nondescript punch

2. phone call: i don’t make phone calls but i guess when my auntie called last week to check one of the boxes she was storing here??????

3. text message: last general message was to an rp partner this morning lmao bc i wanted to hurt her w ship inspo

4. song you listened to: lost boy by ruth b i think????

5. time you cried: months ago idk like it could legit be 2 or 18 months ago i have no idea

6. dated someone twice: u presume me to have dated someone once

7. kissed someone and regretted it: regret can be avoided if u never do the thing in the first place

8. been cheated on: u can’t get cheated on if u never dated in the first place

9. lost someone special: as long as ghosting on friends doesn’t count then this is a hard no

10. been depressed: yeaaaahhhhh the apathy’s still w me even outside of the severe episodes

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: surprisingly enough ive never actually reached this point before even beer olympics wasnt as dicey as id expected

3 favourite colours

12. dark reds (like burgundy, maroon or crimson)

13. black like my soul

14. idek black and red or my go to faves maybe dark purples/blues??????

in the last year have you

15. made new friends: yeah yeah yeah going to america kinda meant i had to lmao

16. fallen out of love: im gonna say no but this is a massive probably

17. laughed until you cried: i dont think so????? but idk maybe

18. found out someone was talking about you: nah i dont think so im too boring to be talked about

19. met someone who changed you: im gonna say yeah, im probs gonna say this a lot but going to america was hella good and it was p hard not to be changed by all the stuff over there

20. found out who your friends are: sorta yes sorta no idk let me be a cryptid in peace

21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: i. have. never. been. kissed.

general

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them i think idk i should probs clear some of those dicks out

23. do you have any pets: unfortunately no but i want a fucking cat when im older

24. do you want to change your name: not really nah. it’s basic but its mine and i kinda like it but if u use the wrong form of my name for our friendship level then i will feel uncomfy

25. what did you do for your last birthday: packed up all my shit then chilled w my friends and played mario kart

26. what time did you wake up: around 9 i think???? i dont do well w remembering shit

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: im p sure i was sorting out my inventory in da:i, idk i was deffo doing inquisition shit then

28. name something you can’t wait for: the last jedi to come out. gimme fucking force sensitive finn!!! make jedistormpilot canon u cowards!!!!!

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: an hour or so ago. she’s around and hovering and i just want her to go

31. what are you listening to right now:  the goldbergs is on in the background rn but im not actively paying attention

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i mean it felt like there were three dozen different toms back at school so yeah

33. something that is getting on your nerves: my parent’s constantly hanging around, the dread thought that my sister is coming home in around an week and i will get no peace

34. most visited website: this blue hellsite

35. hair colour: brown

36. long or short hair: it’s kinda long but it really doesn’t look like it lmao

37. do you have a crush on someone: not really?????? idk emotions are weird fucking things

38. what do you like about yourself: i mean i tend to refuse to back down on most things so i guess dedication is a way to make that sound positive??????

39. piercings: honestly i dont think i could ever get a piercing they weird me out for myself they say as they have a tattoo and are planning like half a dozen more

40. blood type: o+ which i guess is a pretty versatile type

41. nickname: no-one actually calls me this but my fave for me would just be d. the single letter by itself. and it absolutely has to be in lowercase people do also often call me dan and sometimes danny but none of them are at the right friend level and it is a Bad

42. relationship status: single as a pringle for 20 solitary years

43. zodiac: taurus. i was also born in the year of the ox so rip anyone who tries to argue w me

44. pronouns: they/them pls n thnx

45. favourite tv show: i watch like a million different shows and they are all trash but rn my fave is probs coach trip and i hate that most u have never seen it and dont know how much fun it is

46. tattoos: i got a geometric heart on my chest and im planning so many more pls message me about it so i can gush about it to someone

47. right or left handed: right like any good god-fearing person who is not influenced by the devil and witchcraft

48. surgery: ive never had surgery myself and i hope i never will (unless it’s for organ donation)

50. sport: i row, not well but to a vaguely competitive standard and i enjoy it even though my hands are llike permanently callused now

51. vacation: my last one was to boston for a week after the academic year ended but going to mexico over easter was gr9 too

52. pair of trainers: if we’re talking actual proper trainers then  ive only got one pair from decathlon but i do have some hella nice vans which i got for p cheap

GENERAL

53. eating: food is good. and not to be stereotypical but chicken is the best. esp rice and peas and chicken. also carbs. there is no such things as too much carbs. the media is lying to you

54. drinking: rum. it might be a bad thing that my first thought was to go to alcohol but idc im a mess

55. I’m about to: idk probs play some more inquisition

56. waiting for: my motivation to return from the war?????? to finish studying so i can move out of my parents’ house and steadily become the family’s queer cryptid

57. want: my parents to shut up and leave me alone. not gonna happen tho

58. get married: yes ofc i do im a fucking romantic mess bicth lemme indulge my fantasies

59. career: philosopher lmao. i get paid to sit around and bullshit all day what could be better

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: ofc hugs are better lmao they’re just like !!!!! hug me all day idc

61. lips or eyes: eyes ofc, eyes are soft and pure. gimme those fucking eyes

62. shorter or taller: honestly i love me a good height difference either way but like ideally she’d be taller but im like 6′0 on a good day and i have to keep reminding myself that’s kinda tol so taller is unlikely rip me

63. older or younger: idgaf tbh but im amongst the youngest most of the places i go so younger would be nice i guess lmao

64. nice arms or nice stomach: umm idk both are nice and give good #aesthetics but i gotta agree w ilyatath and say goodlegs are the best plus good legs basically ensure a good ass

65. hookup or relationship: i told u im a fucking romantic gimme them sweet ass relationships. make me know that im special and important to u

66. troublemaker or hesitant: honestly hesitant but if my friends are causing trouble bet ur ass imma be there tagging along

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. kissed a stranger: im p sure y’all can guess the answer to this by now lmao

68. drank hard liquor: it’s not a real drink unless there’s liquor in it

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: one time i lost a pair of glasses the same day i got them

70. turned someone down: nah this has never happened to me

71. sex on the first date: ive never kissed someone, what else do u think i haven’t done.......

73. had your heart broken: yeah no this hasn’t happened. not properly anyway. like i said, feelings are weird

74. been arrested: it’s not a crime if u dont get caught

75. cried when someone died: nah ive never been close enough to anyone i knew who died

76. fallen for a friend: sorta yes sorta no im weird feelings are odd and my life is a mess

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. yourself: i wanna say yes but kinda no my self confidence also needs to return from war

78. miracles: i wanna say i do but im not sure the universe is a fundamentaly chaotic system so i guess weird shit deffo could happen

79. love at first sight: i think some people can get it but i doubt for me and most people will probs have to work for it

80. santa claus: nah that man’s a scam

81. kiss on the first date: if u wanna kiss on the first date then fucking do it!!!!! dont let life hold u back!! dont let ur dreams be memes!!!!! u take their face anfd fucking kiss it!!!!

82. angels: eeehhhhhhhhh probs not

OTHER:

84. eye colour: brown. kinda darker brown than my hair but still brown

85. favourite movie: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) directed by Joe Russo and Anthony Russo