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(wip) working on some Centurion, Kaalaa Baunaa, and Medicine Pocket pinup art
#cw suggestive#?#thank you to re99 server friends for giving me anatomy advice#mochadoodles#hopefully i finish these#that one soiked kaalaa baunaa cg got me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#she looks like a wet cat#but now i want to see her OWNING that soiked look#also centurion ermmmmmmm is cropped lets just say#medpoc is wish-that-was-me-core#also they’re a double ostomate? (hc)#still unsure#you all will NOT be ready for the centurion one#actually will tumblr in general be ready for it i feel like its a twitter only drawing 😭#but if i go on Twitter i will explode#well theres always the “read more...” function
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close enough welcome back BONCAS speech
#feeling totally normal and cool about them#about this moment exactly#i feel like i'm going to explode with love and nostalgia and pride#dan and phil#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#dan howell#dapg#dan and phil games#dnp#dip and pip#cross posted on twitter
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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah
#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again#the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys#saw#well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand#know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows#your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn#thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down#something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness#the transformation of a man into a monster#and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption#sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this#do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore#it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating#fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn#i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him#until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else#well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God#where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium#anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus#maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man#i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed#if only he hadn't been weaponized first#god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already#but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there#rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts#ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly#cat chat
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Am I funny yet?
#meme#rendoc#docm77#rendog#Inspired by the horrors I saw on twitter today#i love my little gay block men#istg they are going to make the internet explode#i don't actually ship them#please don't come at me#maybe don't ship real people?#I was just making a meme
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sorry i deleted tumblr im a trolls fan now and im completely and utterly fucking insane
I WANT TROLLS OOMFS. FOLLWO ME AND TWT PLZZPLZZPLZLZ @riceeyo ON TWT 🥹🥹🥹
#broppy#trolls#trolls fanart#trolls band together#trolls world tour#trolls branch#trolls poppy#trolls broppy#im going crazy#im gonna throw up#im going feral#im going to kms#i want to disappear#i hate them#explodes them with my mind#broppy takeover#i am insane#broppy trolls#lord help me#follow riceeyo on twitter please#i want trolls oomfs#[SCREECH OF WHEELS] [CAR CRASH] GLASS SHATTERING] OH MY GOD! [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] WAAAAH WAHHH [POLICE SIRENS] SOMEONE CALL 911#!!! [HELICOPTER] WE'RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE CRIME SCENE [EXPLOSION] [CRYING] MY LEG- MY LEG!
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nickelodeon itself told me to draw this
#art tag#rottmnt#raph#raphael#michelangelo#you know what#nevermind all that about my pc exploding#its fixed#i had to finish any drawing or i was going to commit something#the raph sketch was the most finished one#hi#gn#why are all the drawings i post a fail compilation#I FORGOT THE SPIKES ON HIS SHOULDER#i edited it here#BUT IN TWITTER ITS POSTED IN THE WRONG VERSION#FUCKNGINFGJ#I WILL BLAME IT ON THE ALL NIGHTER#to the tag asking what is he cronching#he is cronching a destroyed pen#dermatophagia because i say so
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you realize if Francis reads this blog he’s probably sharing it with the entire ultrakill team right
this is how i die but im being so brave about it
#ask#asks#non voice post#ITS BEEN A GOOD RUN FOLKS.............................. CYA LATER YOU ANIMALS#<- joke btw im not going anywhere...yet.#if tumblr explodes#i will move to twitter/bluesky
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You mentioned that all the Wayne's post thirst traps. And that Damian's are like Victorian women showing some racy ankle. What does he consider a thirst trap then.
Have you ever seen a man in a dark turtle neck sweater.
#sophie speaks#sophie answers#also he thinks the rest of the batfam are pathetic and embarrassing but ALSO he's just. too competitive#its beneath him. but also he got like 20k more likes than dick without even posting ass in yoga pants so who is winning#his thirst traps are unbelievably obnoxiously artsy#'paint me like one of your french girls damian' 'what the fuck did you just say to me'#he would do it btw if you offered to nude model for him i think like you'd actually see his brain explode#thats off topic ANYWAYS all his posts are like beautiful lighting that makes it hard to see him#and hes always fully covered#suits and shit. he also likes those domtop shots where the camera is literally pointed at his shoes#people go crazy over that and while he wont admit it its very obvious he feels quite smug about it#its like a cold war for him he's never gonna speak it out loud but he IS winning (delusional)#in reality its pretty evenly matched. everyone except cass and duke have extremely feral fans tho#reader in www is one of them lets be honest#stan twitter queen you know her posts where going viral
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Anyways speaking of being gay apparently teenagers on tiktok are mad at me because they found out I’m a lesbian who uses he/they pronouns
#txt#there’s something funny about telling a nb lesbian that their identity is ‘terminally online’ while regurgitating talking points#from 2015 transmed tumblr#like first it’s Pearl clutching over masculine women and feminine men and now it’s non-binary lesbians making people go berserk#honestly I wish I could find this funny (I mean in concept it is) but it’s irritating how tiktok incited so much online harassment and#bullying by just making shit up about queer identities and terminology to a point where we’re just back to acting like we have to fit into#our stereotypes. but only the accepted ones because god forbid your lesbian character is masculine lol#I remember a bunch of 15 year olds on twitter blew up at me because I pointed out that dyke is not a term exclusive to black lesbians#because guess where they got that insane ass assumption that ignores decades of lesbian history and queer activism#that’s right! another random ass teenager on tiktok with no sourcing#just gatekeeping a slur meant for all lesbians#I feel like if a tiktoker interacted with a real butch lesbian they’d explode and die
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for the love of fucking god if this next Emu event isn't space themed to some degree and Rui doesn't have AT LEAST a three star then I am going to blow someone up(/hj)
#pjsk#project sekai#pjsekai#rui kamishiro#emu ootori#pjsk spoilers#since y'know#the live is still going on#i'm just following the twitter tbh#the creature lover within me would be forever satisfied if we got an alien rui card#let my man be a ethereal non-human being#COLORFES RUI DOES NOT COUNT#to some he does. but to me personally? he does not#actually hold on#if there's a chance of emu's event being a lim i will actually explode
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more rejuv things but its. its just this guy again, im sorry shes all i can draw
#everyday im like i wanna draw :] and then i just end up with this thing on the page#i refuse to draw hands holding. because i cannot and im too lazy to figure it out#oh yea a couple of these i havent posted before because theyre lame to me but ill put them here for now#anyways!!#i was gonna say something about a couple of these but i forgot#oh well#pokemon rejuvenation#does she. lose her ribbon in blacksteeple. i forgot#she still has it to me..#to me her c15 hair tie is a torn part of the ribbon#anyways again. yesterday i finally figured out what the rejuvrp is. very cool stuff im so incredibly intrigued by it#i have no idea whats going on! but it looks so cool ill try to read it more later.#oh right again about the rejuvrp thing. the character designs ive seen are so so so cool i want to draw them so bad#i think i have to ask about that first though and there is! no way i am going to do that!!! i do not want to bother them#and i think my heart would explode from the fear of it all before i even typed the message.#that and im very lazy! theres a very good chance i wouldnt even draw it in the first place#anyways unrelated but i think if i get another comment from someone on something i Will Actually Explode.#i see someone said something and it kills me on the daily. what is happening... thank you.. i appreciate it very much...#sorry to whoever read all of that. um. hi youre really cool and i hope you have a good day/night#i think being on twitter has done something to me i have to leave it immediately. anyways back to twitter#wait actually i should go back to playing rejuv. im still in the grove from when i first posted the gym leader melia au. im afraid to leave#also play pokemon rejuvenation no i will not stop saying that everytime i post one of these
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i need to turn myself into a shrimp in front of russell the davies in order to change the trajectory of his life what do you mean "he said if he had wrote martha today he wouldn't have done the unrequited love aspect" WE WERE SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS. WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO TENMARTHA TOXIC QPRISM BUT FOR REAL. IM GOING TO DIE
#don't take my word for it exactly i saw this from a martha fan on twitter mentioning it#my head is going to explode though. SO close to toxic qprism for REAL#dr who#rtd saying in doctor who confidential that martha's story is abt unrequited love ->#rtd apparently somewhere along the line doing a 180 and going if i wrote it today it wouldn't be real#RUSSELL DID YOU REALIZE WHAT INGREDIENTS YOU WERE FUCKING COOKING WITH#DO YOU SEE THE TOXIC QPRISM THAT HAS TAKEN AHOLD OF MY BRAIN LIKE I DO#RUSSELL#10 era
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DEATHDUO MEETUP REAL AND TRUE NOBODY TOUCH ME IM GOING TO START SOBBING UNCTONROLLABLY
#I WAS JUST DOING MY HOEMWORK#AND I GET A NOTIFICATION FROM TWITTER#FROM PHIL#AND IM LIKE ?? WHAT#BECAUSE IT SAYS ''IT FINALLY HAPPENED''#AND IM LIKE. WHAT. WDYM#WHAT HAPPENED#I KNOW HES ALREADY THERE IN BRAZIL WDYM#SO I PULL THE NOTIF DOWN A LITTLE AND SEE THE IMAGE PREVIEW#AND I REALIZE IT MIGHT BE MISSA#AND THEN I OPENED THE NOTIFICATION#AND I GOT SO SURPRISED I NEARLY THREW MY PHONE#WHAT THE FUCK#DEATHDUO JUMPSCARE#IM GOING TO EXPLODE#I ALMOST STARTED CRYING I WAS SO SURPRISED + EXCITED#WHAT THE FUCKKK#our posts 🌊#deathduo#qsmp#philza#missa sinfonia
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i love mabel so much you don't UNDERSTAND holy fuck
#where can i make this my icon holy shit#(i made it my discord icon. THAT GOOGLY EYE GOT ME)#me yesterday: hey did soos ever fix the website?#twitter: /explodes#me: ahhhh yes he did oh let's fucking go hirsch#i can't believe the master document of stuff on the website is already 175 pages#AND THERE'S THE FULL VERSION OF DISCO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!#AND UHHHHHHHHHHHH VALLIS CINERIS??????????#ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT BILL'S JUST STRAIGHT UP FRACTURING BREAKDOWN ABOUT STAN
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Hoxton and Wolf the type of dudes to do this every year and piss everyone off. They are so in love its disgusting.
#clover is draculaura chains is blade houston is nosferatu and dallas is just dracula#i thought about making clover Draculaura because her hair and i had to do it or i was gonna explode.#payday 2#pd2#payday#payday the heist#hoxton payday#hoxton payday 2#wolf payday#wolf payday 2#clover payday 2#houston payday 2#dallas payday#dallas payday 2#chains payday 2#chains payday#this is not going on twitter my friends will make fun of me#wolfhox#my art
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[pot stirring] ?? 👀👀
🥰❤️.
the next installment for idiots & idioms series!! specifically the beginning and rise of Vegas's cooking youtube, tentatively named after the idiom 'to stir the pot'
so I've been blocked on this fic for. AGES. I always knew Vegas was going to end up with a wildly popular cooking YouTube, because that's absolutely hilarious to me and he deserves a world where he gets paid to make stupid fancy meals while a lil row of hedgehogs watch and his biggest concern in the world is next week's grocer list instead of stupid fucking mafia errands. my problem was that there was just like. zero narrative drive. what was the POINT, y'know?
but then
Pete
(PETE MY BELOVED)
who fucking hates masking
and would absolutely positively hate Vegas's original youtube persona. I shant spoil the whole fic, but tl;dr is Vegas gets equally hooked on and frustrated by his initial internet validation, Pete is just frustrated by it, then Pete posts the video of him and Macau bitching out Kinn and Kim's terrible cooking and Vegas discovers the joys and wonders of ✨ internet toxicity ✨ and thrives while sniping insults at Kinn and Kim online instead of literal sniping ❤️
WIP game!
#fic: gone fishing#messy summary of this but thats fine#my only awkwardness left is figuring out the best way to format this particular story#its threatening to be. LONG.#but honestly the true awkwardness here#is that vegaspete fuck out their domestic drama#AS THEY SHOULD!!!#except#this is#a socmed series#im already dealing with twitter and now youtube#i am NOT adding onlyfans to this#i dont have the mental space for twitter and can barely deal with adding youtube out of sheer necessity#add third one and i will#explode#anyways enough of me being dramatic i shall go drink a glass of water#TY FRIEND ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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