#but idfk

[sydneyofalltrades]

how do you say you’re a lesbian, and convince (FORCE) me to believe i’m one myself, only to start taking my entire identity when we break up?

[buryme--inblack]

somebody explain to me why shinigami eyes marks someordinarygamers on yt red. please i'm begging you

[gremlins-hotel]

wait so if the sharks fuck how does al's dick work? Is it retractable??? I'm actually curious... 😦

Male sharks have claspers, human males do not. But they are mersharks, half human-half shark. I do not have the wherewithal to guesstimate on merfolk biology, so up to interpretation I suppose.

[brionysea]

the wizards of waverly place scene that my little child brain apparently just made up by smashing the visuals from two different scenes together because harper finding out how to distract people by saying random bullshit makes so much more sense coming from max than alex

[vegan-butcher]

Miss my emo hair asf

[edlucavalden]

Learning to eat with your hands.

[obsidian3ye]

I WISH ROMANTIC FEELINGS HAD A REAL FUCKING DEFINITION!!!!!

"Butterflies in your tummy" I get that every time I talk to anyone because I'm an anxious wreck

"Ohh you get all blushy" I blush whenever I remember literally any compliment from anyone. I blush when someone says I blink robotically. I blush when I remember that time my driving instructor said I went through a stop sign correctly.

"You get nervous when thinking about them" I'm always nervous.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!

[peteytheparrot]

Thing I’ve noticed on popular Tumblr posts

[sunlit-mess]

???

[ratsonfire]

Someone’s about to get stabbed, idk who yet

[maukiki1]

Go random bullshit go

Jumpscare warning

[lemongogo]

undine ^__^ !

[emil1863]

the guys!!!