#but i’m giggling and kicking my feet anyway

[royaltea000]

Pose practice! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

[politemagic]

wait ok so consider stalker IV following you around while you're starting a new job in a new city and he's watching and making sure no one on earth gets near you, and when some guy does... and oh okay just

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It was cold, dark, and I was desperate for some chicken lo mein. I had found a decent place, on the edge of the city after two weeks of experiments with random takeout joints. The bag was too hot, plastic handles knotted together and I was nearly jogging back to my apartment. I could feel eyes on me. They were ever present, had been since I'd moved here. I'd grown used to the feeling of an intense gaze on the back of my neck.

But now, there were footsteps. Close. Too close. I paused, listening to see if they were still following me. They were. I began to attempt to cross the street. The footsteps followed. My palms grew slick against the steaming bag of food. I didn't dare glance backwards. I hadn't thought the eyes were a real person, just the transition from a small town to a city. Under the din, I could make it out now - there were two sets of footsteps right behind me. No, no, no, this cannot be happening to me. I slid past a dark alley and that was when I heard a new noise. Feet, dragging. Muffled yelling, as though a palm was pressed to a mouth. It sounded as though someone had grabbed someone else and shoved them into the alley or something.

I turned around. A man, broad back to me, had another man pinned against the alley wall. The pinned man was a greasy, lanky looking creep with dead eyes. Definitely someone who would follow unsuspecting people around.

"Hey, c'mon man, I didn't know she was yours," the guy wheezed out. The other guy, the attacker, jammed a brutal fist into the creep's stomach. Pain burst across the creep's features. His mouth opened, the attacker jerked his arm again, and blood trickled out of his mouth. Holy shit, he just stabbed that guy!

"You'll never make that mistake again," the guy growled, before lowering the creep to the ground. He turned, kind of awkward, on his knees and looked up at me. Dark blue eyes pinned me in place. A mask obscured most of his face. He cocked his head. I heard him swallow.

"Did I do good?"

KKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE

he’s coming home with me. we’re sharing the chicken lo mein because a good boy indeed.

@moonchild-in-blue ARE YOU SEEING THIS?????

more thoughts below because i’m feeling it today✨

he’s not wild about my sketchy apartment complex, he’s seen enough dirtbags go through that door to feel uneasy leaving me by myself. who’s to say one of them won’t get any ideas down in the laundry room?

“how are you feeling?” he asked worriedly.

“a little shaken, i won’t lie. but i’m lucky you were there,”

his chest surged with pride, the weight of his knife in his pocket a reminder of the lengths he would go to for his darling.

“i would never let anyone else hurt you.”

i wasn’t sure if it was the shock from the earlier encounter or the protective glint in his eyes, but against my better judgement…

“would you… would you stay with me? just for tonight?”

iv slept on the side of the bed closest to the door, a warm, protective arm pressing my back against his chest. i couldn’t deny that i slept easier with him beside me, living alone in the city had been a bit nerve-wracking.

maybe that was why i didn’t say anything when i saw him waiting for me after work with an outstretched hand.

“ready to go home?”

it has been a ✨day✨ and you sent this when i was on my second drink so you get tipsy em word vomit <3

[stuckinapril]

Was having a beautiful day at the beach and then a 30+ y/o man decided to flirt with me (20) and it's been ruined ever since 😒

Honestly men in their 30s are so weird but 40s and up I would hit depending on how hot / well groomed they are and also if they’re wearing suits w vintage wristwatches . Also I work for a doctor who’s also a research medical director and every time he talks to me I’m not normal ab it so should Zeus strike me

[elizakai]

Will it bother you if i ever want to spam like or reblog things ?? Some people hate that from what i’ve heard<

-🪆

whaaaaat :< of course i don’t hate it!!!

I think it’s really cute 🥹🌸 °o .*•.

[faifenaco]

You're onto something with vogler arc chouse

you can’t encourage me like this (*_*) i’m like three bad study days away from taking up writing fanfiction full time

[eueclid]

good morning

[themefromtwinpeaks]

babes there’s a dead body in the corner

[renegadeontherunn]

my only criminal minds hot take is that i think emily is a lesbian but i also ship hotchniss. they’d be such a hot power couple i’m not sorry why did they keep planting those seeds & then not following up on it. but also i’ve never seen anyone more lesbian than emily prentiss. why did they make her look at jj like That. why did jj look at her like That. i can taste the jemily in my mouth from some of these episodes. these writers have literally no idea what’s going on or what they want. they’re me. i can & will have conflicting ships i don’t give a fuck they’re all true all at the same time canon is my playpen

[bludhavensbirdboy]

anyway i support armands rights and wrongs. love my babygirl they could never make me hate you.

[unrelatabledude]

our hockey au!! there’s more to it but… this is what i got

[eebi-after-hours]

read SUCH a good fic euggg remind me to never open ao3 past 9pm because now I don’t think I can sleep until I’ve drawn my fav scene 💔 too shy to tag the author but I think they follow me here so hiiiii I was running around in circles reading one of your series!!!!!

[primordial0riginator]

Artists who are happy to be commissioned for OC x canon are angels on earth

[crossbackpoke-check]

i saw the d3 acha coho tiktok and saw your tag about how to spell s(h)(e)(a)(w)n and as I watched it with the roster pulled up next to the video so I could figure things out I HAD to come tell you that it was spelled 'shjon' because LOL. but then I saw your other post and saw that you not only already figured it out but you had a DIFFERENT tag about the 8-3 game last night. i know what game you're talking about; i listened on the radio. i've been sad ever since and it would make me feel better to tell you that you're not special - everyone takes advantage of our terrible powerplay and yet we REFUSE to stop drop passing. sorry you definitely didn't expect a salty shiny helmet fan in your inbox just please be gentle with us tonight. Christmas isn't for another month - stop lighting up our goalie :( although huge congrats on winning the tournament last year i was cheering for you so hard to defeat the Evil and you did :)

​feeling shrimp emotions right now as i try to convey the whiplash this ask gave me… first of all 🥺🥰😭 that you were gonna come tell me how to spell shjon and then 🫵 SAME GAME???

but GOD the experience of “listen i know—shhhhh shhh shhh shhh i haven’t even started yet—i KNOW it looks cool when you do a no-look behind the back pass. it does! when it works. you know what we look like when it doesn’t work? fuckin’ STUPID!!!!” is universal. me 🤝 you 🤝 yelling at our hockey team to stop doing stupid drop passes!!!!

(p.s. wish: granted! most of it was the fact that your baby goalie did better than [redactedx2] and that’s all the shop i will talk here for purposes of not doxxing either of us lmaooo)

[tetzoro]

hello friendz !! ᰔ i hope everyone’s had or is having a great day ^_^ !!

[wereinloves]

my wonderful best friend got me this commission of a cocytus hall cooking lesson as a birthday present and i can’t stop staring at them. they’re so precious. you know whatever they’re cooking turned out so bad no matter how much guidance Blue gives to Solomon but it’s the thought that counts. 🤭

you can check out the artist, Jemi, on instagram!

[kimjunnoodle]

i think the manliest thing you can do is wear a pleated skirt and thigh high socks