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lewisvinga · 9 months ago

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star couple | jude bellingham x fem! mclaren f1 driver! reader

summary; the current golden boy of real madrid dating the princess of the paddock has the internet going crazy

fc; jihoon kim

warnings; ? suggestive comment i think maybe cursing i dont rlly know lol

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1

note; requested ! i wish real madrid admins and social media managers were as funny and entertaining as f1 🕊️ but alas, they are a serious institution 🕊️🕊️

masterlist !

liked by judebellingham, landonorris, and others !

yourusername: little date night ft almave , tysm lewishamilton 💫🫶

tagged; almave

username: WHAT ??? night

username: she’s dating someone ? 😀😀😀

username: mother is slaying this winter break

username: the outfit EATSSS

username: wdym ur on a date i wasn’t there ?? 🤣🤣

lewishamilton: glad you enjoyed! let me know if you guys need more 😁

yourusername: oh WE LOVED, he definitely did too and is already demanding more!

username: HE?????

username: why is jude bellingham in my gf’s likes….. he needs to focus on getting that pichichi🙄🙄🙄

username: why did jude bellingham like lol

username: guys what if jude and y/n are dating ..

username: LMFAOO😂😂🤣🤣

landonorris: tell him i say hi

yourusername: no u stink ( he says hi back )

mclaren: y/n slaying as always 😎

yourusername: why thank u admin

judebellingham uploaded to his story !

[caption 1; fuck it, hard launch because i love my girl so matcha] [caption 2; 😍😍]

yourusername replied to your story !

yourusername fuck it i wanna hard launch too

yourusername the girlies ( lando ) are gonna go crazyyy

judebellingham screw soft launches i wanna show u off 🕊️🕊️

judebellingham are u on ur way tho

yourusername mina n i are nearrrrrr w fede jr and fede jr jr

judebellingham love those kids

judebellingham how abt a bellingham jr???

yourusername i love u babe but we’re barley adults ourselves …. we’re barley 20😀

judebellingham who says we can’t be going parents 😒😒😒

yourusername our careers !!

yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; omw to support my favorite boy🤍] [caption 2; the face of a man who scored a brace today and is todays ucl motm 🤭]

landonorris replied to your story !

landonorris gross

yourusername stfu ur jealous

landonorris don’t u have a game to watch

yourusername don’t u have a race to win 🤓🤓

landonorris YOU DIDNT WIN ALL LAST SEASON EITHER

yourusername red bull and max verstappen dominance 😞 fortunately i do love a team that wins the most championships tho🤭

landonorris can u get me a signed jersey plzzzz

yourusername maybe if u behave liked by landonorris !

judebellingham replied to your story !

judebellingham have you seen twitter yet🤣

yourusername omg no

judebellingham everyone’s shocked 🥸 why are they shocked that i pulled you😞

yourusername: idk babe, maybe bc i’m a cool f1 driver n ur not🤓🤓

judebellingham ok but i play for real madrid ??

yourusername white is such a good color on u btw lando wants a signed jersey

judebellingham on it 🫡🫡

liked by judebellingham, vinijr, and others !

yourusername: little madrid photo dump ft the ucl motm😁😁🤍

tagged; judebellingham

judebellingham: did u see me score for u, my star girl, they were for u☺️☺️😊🌹🌹

yourusername: yes i did see my starboy 🤍🤍

username: starboy n stargirl = star couple 😫

username: he’s fine asf tho icl

username: HE SCORED A BRACE FOR HER😫😫

username: now she gotta win a race for him

username: yeah but max🥸

vinijr: wow and i didn’t make the photo dump?😒

camavinga: it’s like that w them 🙄

rodrygogoes:🙄🙄

yourusername: next time i promise 😞

judebellingham: drama queens, all of you !

aurelientchm: leave him out next photo dump camavinga

username: the players interacting w her is so😭😭

username: the denim lv bag is everything tbh

landonorris: tysm for the signed jersey 😁judebellingham

judebellingham: anything for y/n’s friends 🫡

yourusername: lando is NOT my friend

landonorris: she’s a liar we r bffs😒

mclaren: stargirl and starboy of the paddock and the field !🤩🧡🤍 liked by yourusername and judebellingham !

#football smau #footballer x y/n #football player x reader #footballer x reader #football imagine #football imagines #football scenarios #football one shot #f1 x reader #f1 smau #jude bellingham x reader #jude bellingham imagine #jude bellingham smau

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ac3ifix · 9 months ago

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ASK N U SHALL RECEIVE

req: please do a part two where we are pregnant and he fucks us and then a time skip to fluff with us and him with the kid and or kids🫣 and maybe smut at the end you don’t have to if you’re uncomfortable with it tho❤️❤️

OKAYY SO THIS IS A LOT BUT ILL DEF TRY MY BEST 🫶🫶

(PS: I didnt add smut at the end bc i think it wouldve been a lil too much!! apologies for it being a bit rushed)

cw: purposfully lowercase, second person, p n v, smut, FTM reader, male reader, teen pregnancy (reader is 18, kage is 19) kinda shit writing, not proofread.

kageyama was THRILLED when you told him that the test was positive, he was smirking from hands to feel and saying praise and how good you are for him.

“I really hope he’s a boy..” He mumbles one day, leaning into your already round stomach

“I dont think id be able to live if there was a mini you walking around,” you groan in annoyance.

“i love you,” he says suddenly

“i love you too,” you reply

“I was talking to him,” he says, looking up at you and smirking.

you glare at him and at that point decide to ignore him for the rest of the day.

now where did that lead you?

here. legs spread while he slams into you.

“cmon baby, you cant ignore me all day,” he groans, gripping at your hips and basically using you like a fleshlight

“ngh…tobio- gnna mess w..with the kid,” you moan, gripping at the sheets as you approach your third orgasm of the night.

“mess with him hm? how doya think hed like a sibling hm?” he says, whispering in your ear before biting down on your neck.

“T..tobs- he isnt even..fuck..born yet!” you moan, moving your hands from the bedsheet to begin to claw at his back.

“alas, you admit its going to be a boy then, hm?” he says, a smirk evident in his voice.

“No-“ you begin, but youre interrupted by your orgasm. “fuck..fuck..Tobio!!” you moan loudly

“M’close, baby,” he groans, his thrusts growing sloppy yet faster, his grip on your hips grows painful and he pounds you harder, releasing into you with one final, rough, thrust. “fuck, my love, you feel so good,” he sighs.

you mumble incoherent words in response. gently, he wraps his arms around your body, pulling his limp cock from your hole with a soft popping sound. “doya think that made our chances higher of having twins..?”

“baby..thats..not how it works,” you sigh in response

“alas, but it should be,” he says, dramatically placing his hand over his forehead and faking a swoon.

you let out an exhausted sigh and he tightens his grip on you in response. “Shh baby, youre safe with me, no matter how many kids we have theyre going to be so perfect.”

…

“KAGEYAMA ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!” you shout playfully, holding two baby boys in your arms.

“Shh, my love, youll wake them up,” he replies, undoing his shoes.

you sigh and walk over to him, giving him a kiss on the cheek. “how was practice?” you ask gently, whispering in order to not wake your kids.

“it was alright, thanks,” he grumbles back, clearly annoyed. “my days better not that im home with my three favorite boys,” he says, kissing your forehead gently.

you hum in response, smiling happily at his remark. gently, he grabs your hand and leads you and the boys to the bedroom, placing you on the bed and wrapping his strong arms around your waist. he buries his head in the crook of your neck and closes his eyes, content with the situation.

“I love you,” he mumbles

“Are you talking to me or the kids?” you ask playfully.

END

I REALLY HOPE THAT WAS GOOD ENOUGH LMK IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU WANT CHANGED N I WILL ADD/SUBTRACT ANY PART OF IT. IM SO SORRY ITS KINDA RUSHED 😞😞

GIVE ME KID NAMES PLSS I WANNA NAME THEM LIKE KATSUKI AND KATSUMI BUT I THINK THEY MIGHT B TOO SIMILAR

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drowsyhope · 10 months ago

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HEYA, [Y/N]! • POPPY PLAYTIME

summary ; child reader with the smiling critters

a/n ; THANK YALL SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE ON THE DOGDAY FICC 🫶🏼🫶🏼 was lowkey scared to post it bc i thought it was booty 😔 HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONEE

warning ; slight cussing, reader is hispanic coded bc ya girl is hispanic ‼️🙏🏼, based on the CARTOON versions of the smiling critters, different scenarios with each character, no children death just a lot of sillies :3

DOGDAY , MOVIE NIGHT

“are you sure the popcorn isn’t burnt?” you asked while holding up a greasy bag of popcorn, that clearly had a burnt smell to it. you were wearing your typical pajamas, a [f/c] ]f/a] themed jumper. dogday on the other hand was wearing a dog themed jumper, complete with fuzzy orange socks.

dogday nodded excitedly, taking the greasy popcorn out of your hands. “of course! everything is perfect!” he turned on the heel of his feet, turning around and walking towards the cushion fort the two of you made.

you were confused, but shook it off, putting in another bag of popcorn.

dogday caught wind of your birthday coming up, and planned a one-on-one play date with the two of you, since recently he has been more busier than usual. plus, he always love spending time with you!

fluffing up a pillow, dogday laid down, getting comfortable in his spot, his tail wagging and you made your way towards him, your own personal bag of popcorn in your hands.

“what movie would you like to watch?” he asked, grabbing the controller and looking at you, awaiting for an answer. you on the other hand, didn’t know what movie to watch. surely, there was plenty of movies to watch, but they suddenly just popped out of your head when the question was asked.

“hmm, what about [favorite movie]?” you responded finally. dogday nodded, turning towards the tv and putting on the movie, smiling as the two of you started munching on your goodies.

alas, your movie night began.

CATNAP , TEA PARTY

catnap was reluctant on the idea of a tea party, but with convincing with the help of dogday, catnap agreed.

the two of you were dressed in your sunday’s best. catnap went for a more casual look, having a pink bow tie tied around his neck, a bow being tied around the end of his tail. bobby gave him some white gloves, craftycorn gave him some necklaces to borrow.

you on the other hand, had a bow tied around your wrist, a bow being put in your hair. picky helped you style your hair, and kickin helped you become more confident.

the tea party was going to be held in his cathouse, which dogday and bubba decorated.

you and hoppy prepared tea, making some french goodies alongside it. you were excited for this little tea party, having it with one of your best of friends. it was also near the time of your birthday, so you were extra excited.

entering the cathouse, you were greeted by catnap, who was fumbling with his bow tie, seemly uncomfortable. “catnap!” you smiled, before giving him a funny look as he looked at you with a shocked expression.

“hey! uh ..can you help me?” catnap struggled, before you nodded. you didn’t want your friend to feel uncomfortable.

soon enough, the two of you were enjoying tea, snacking on chocolate chip cookies, and chatting your lives away. well, mostly you. out of the two, you were the more talkative one. catnap was the quiet one of the smiling critters, so it was surprising for the others for the two of you to become such best friends.

but, thankfully, the two of you are. cause you won’t be having this epic tea party if you didn’t!

HOPPY HOPSCOTCH , MOON CYCLES

hoppy has ever seen the moon before, you on the other hand, have. she always asked how it looked like, does it change, does it have a scent, etc.

“the moon has different cycles, like i think today it’s a full moon.” you explained, showing her a picture of the full moon today. hoppy looked amazed, her eyes widening and her eyes going up. you smiled at her, enjoying that she was finally able to be the moon.

“ah yucks, i wish i can see the moon for myself!” she responded, going back and landing on the pillow, making you giggle. you in return laid down on your stomach right next to her, the photograph still in your hand.

“it’s very beautiful! maybe i can take a videotape next time. i’ll make sure to show you.” you promised, sticking out your pinky for a pinky promise. hoppy smiled, taking out one of her fingers to establish the promise.

it made you feel bad that hoppy never seen the moon. you always seen how much she wanted to see the moon, always talking about it and learning about it.

you wished you can take her along with you, but your parents won’t allow you. also, hoppy is a 6’2ft mascot, and might make other people scared.

nevertheless, you explained the moon cycles to her, drawing pictures of them to visualize it for her. she enjoyed learning more about the cycles, and thanked you for showing her a picture of the actual moon.

hopefully, one day you can take her to the moon. the two of you can jump super high and reach the moon, planting a picture of the two of you, and come right back down. one day, you’ll make sure that dream comes true.

one day.

CRAFTYCORN , ARTWORK

the room was filled with bunch of laughter and smiles, it was of course, the art room. craftycorn was in charge of the art room, as she was the artistic one of the smiling critters.

thankfully, she had a helper, a kid named [y/n].

[y/n] was a artist from the day they were born, always making different artworks from different materials. if there was something, they could make anything out of it.

they enjoyed making art, and instantly became best friends with craftycorn, the two sharing their love for art.

“can you pass me the red?” craftycorn asked, scribbling on her paper. [y/n] nodded, getting up and walking towards the table, which contained different colored crayons. they grabbed the red one, turned around, and made their way back to where craftycorn was.

“here you go!” they said, giving them the red crayon. craftycorn smiled at them, taking the red crayon. she was drawing the two of them, using the red crayon to draw hearts all over the place.

[y/n] sat down, continuing to draw on their artwork — a drawing of all the smiling critters, them included. it was a huge project, and their hand definitely hurt. but, it was going to be worth it in the end.

soon enough, craftycorn was finished with her artwork, holding it up like it was a masterpiece. the other children caught wind of the finished art piece, and was quick to scatter towards her, wanting to see what she had created.

finally, [y/n] was finished. they smiled as they wrote their name near the bottom of the paper, holding it with such determination. they were proud of their artwork.

“that’s an amazing artwork, [y/n]!” craftycorn complimented, smiling as she realized it was her and the other smiling critters, alongside with [y/n]. she felt warmth creep its way into her heart, it was adorable.

“i hope you enjoyed it, i spent a lot of time on it.”

indeed, she and the other smiling critters enjoyed the masterpiece created by their dear [y/n].

PICKY PIGGY , BAKING

baking with picky was like a sport, it was easy!

picky had this cookbook that she liked to use. thankfully, you were able to read, so it was easy baking with picky, as she always had the ingredients on hand.

now, the two of you decided to bake cupcakes for the smiling critters, since they been craving some sweets for awhile.

“and now .. add vanilla!” picky said as you put some drops of vanilla into the cake batter mix, instantly being hit with the scent of vanilla. it smelled just like dogday.

picky read over the instructions as you poured the cake batter into the pan, making sure it was evenly distributed. it was rather a messy step, but with picky on your side, it was easy.

you were quick to put the cupcakes in the oven as picky sat on the countertop, looking at you, smiling. the two of you became friends over your love for baking, and picky’s live for eating.

you would always bake or cook for picky, as you wanted to improve on your skills. picky always gave you honest review, so you can improve better. it was a easy win for the both of you, you get better, and she gets to eat.

the two of you were in silence, looking as the cupcakes baked. it was a comfortable silence.

time was fast though, soon the cupcakes were finished. you put on your heat protective gloves, and took out the cupcakes, blowing on them to try and cool them down.

picky was jumping up and down, excited that the cupcakes were finally done. “okay, don’t touch just yet, they are still very hot.” you said as you took off your gloves. picky understood, but was still excited. she loved trying your cupcakes, something about them just make them melt in her mouth.

she loves when you bake.

BUBBA BUBBAPHANT , MATH HOMEWORK

you didn’t enjoy math.

you always stressed over it, cried over it, and also got mad over it. math was just not your brightest subject.

your best friend on the other hand, bubba, was a scholar on math. he always showed you how good his grades were on math, and always offered to help you.

but no matter how much he helped you, you never seemed to grasp on the concept of math in general.

“come on! it’s easy!” bubba groaned, looking down at the simple multiplication work on your paper. you on the other hand, was stressing out. you shook your head, to which bubba playfully rolled his eyes.

you groaned as bubba explained to you the basic of math, and how to do multiplications. you been over this plenty of times! you just can’t understand the concept of math!

“ughh .. at this point don’t even talk math to me!” that gave bubba an idea.

he quickly bought up 2 apples, “okay, there is two apples, correct?” you nodded. he bought up 3 apples, “now, there is 3 apples, right?” you nodded once again.

“now imagine each apple is 2 apples,” she pointed towards the 3 apples, “2 .. 4 ..”

“6!” bubba smiled. “correct!”

then it was like something clicked. bubba showed many other examples, and you got it right away. everything was suddenly making sense!

maybe math isn’t so bad.

BOBBY BEARHUG, VALENTINE’S DAY

valentine’s day was right around the corner, and you didn’t know what to get your best friend, bobby bearhug.

bobby’s favorite holiday was valentine’s day, she always loved the idea of love in general. in fact, that was how the two of you became friends.

you were giving out chocolates to your friends, and you had an extra heart shaped chocolate. you didn’t know who to give it to, until a certain bear came up to you, giving you a lollipop. smiling, you gave her the heart shaped chocolates, and the two of you became instant friends.

your friendship anniversary was coming up, and you were nervous. you didn’t know what to give bobby, as she basically already had everything.

but then, you had an idea, an expensive one.

2 week before valentine’s day, you were working your butt off for some cash. this was going to be an expensive gift, but it would be long lasting.

thankfully, you got some help from some of her other friends, getting some info on her favorite colors and favorite candies, everything was going to fall perfectly in place.

you made sure to give the person making the gift enough time, and made sure you tipped them accordingly. everything was perfect, and you were excited.

valentines rolled around, and bobby was trying to look for you.

“have yall seen [y/n]?” she was growing worried. today was your friendship anniversary, and she hasn’t seen you all day. she hoped you didn’t just ditch out on her, as she didn’t want to seem useless.

that was when one of the kids asked her to follow them, and as skeptical as she was, she followed nevertheless. they led her to a dark room, which scared her quite a bit. that was until the light turned on, revealing a surprising sight.

“happy valentine’s day!” you stood there, a ramo buchon in the color of her favorite color in your arms, some candies in your other. they were eternal roses, which meant they wouldn’t die out, which made it even more special. the other kids took pictures of the two of you.

this surely was going to be your favorite valentines yet.

KICKIN CHICKEN , ONE DAY

the playground was filled a lot of children, including bullies.

you hated bullies, especially since you have a few of your own. they always made fun of your hair and the way you spoke, which made you insecure about yourself.

that was until a kid named kickin chicken came to your rescue. he defended you from the bullies, and threaten to call the teachers on them.

he was like your guardian angel, and he was a chicken, so almost there.

“why didn’t you tell me?” kickin said with tears in his eyes as he patched you up. you were silent the whole time, not wanting to trauma dump on your friend.

“i didn’t want to seem weak.” you whispered, to which kickin sighed, taping your bruise. he looked at you with worried eyes, this was the 3rd time this weak you were sent to the nurse office, and kickin was always there to see you.

he gave you a hug, sighing as he heard you sniffle. you were always an emotional kid, which was probably one of the reasons they targeted you. kickin was sure to report those kids, they don’t deserve the cupcakes he’s going to bring on his birthday.

he wanted to tell you that you weren’t weak, but you would never believe him. he knew that you hated confrontation, so he never told you directly, but with his actions, he did.

“you’re a amazing friend, [y/n]. i hope you know that.” he said as the two of you hugged each other. you didn’t say anything, you didn’t want to believe what he was saying, but half of you know that he actually meant it.

you just hoped those bullies get the karma that they deserve, and that you won’t be bullied anymore.

one day, you’ll be a happy child. one day you’ll be able to smile without being scared of someone making fun of you. one day, you’ll be the best friend that kickin will always want you to be.

one day.

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last one had a kick to it. alsooo!!! request are open!!! please request! :3 might take some time though :(

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lovemyromance · 3 months ago

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Things I'll always stand by:

If Lucien & Elain were meant to be endgame, SJM wouldn't have shipped him off to the continent for the past 3 books

If they were meant to be endgame, Lucien would have rescued Elain

Lucien would've figured out her powers

Azriel wouldn't have given Elain Truthteller

Azriel wouldn't be around Elain nearly as much. If they were just gonna have a short fling in the BC, I would've written it from Lucien's POV - having him discover the two and build angst from there

Elain would've gotten Lucien a solstice present, not Azriel

Elain would've actually used the gifts Lucien gave her

Lucien would've sat with Elain in the garden

If Azriel & Gwyn were meant to be endgame (lol), he would've had a way more angry reaction to Gwyn's SA in Sangravah

He would've kept in contact with Gwyn

He would've had a reaction like Cassian's (or like himself when Elain was taken) when Gwyn got taken to the BR

Gwyn would've shown some kind of actual, undeniable romantic attraction to Azriel. Maybe even a blush, at the very least

Azriel would've gotten a solstice gift for Gwyn specifically, not a secondhand necklace

Azriel wouldn't be thinking about Elain after his solstice conversation with Gwyn

But alas, SJM did not do any of those things 😫 She gave all those key moments to Elriel. It's not necessarily about the quantity of their interactions but the quality. They wouldn't have had such romantic coded, thoughtful scenes with each other if it were just a fling. This isn't TOG, this isn't CC. ACOTAR is one couple per book, and trying to compare it to where Aelin goes through 3 men in 7 books is crazy.

Hope this helps 🫶🏼🫶🏼

#elriel #acotar #elain x azriel #elain archeron #azriel #pro elain #elain #antielucien #antigwynriel #pro elriel

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sunnylolli · 1 year ago

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I love ur Alfred characterisation/ headcanons in all ur things bc you understand how dynamic of a guy he really is both as a nation and a person. That being said, in a modern-day AU where a new nation rises and Alfred is the dad, how do u think he'd parent? Especially considering how young he is both as a nation and just like as a person?? Like IK he's old but I mean in canon he's like no older than 20 physically speaking so...I also think it would parallel nicely to Arthur becoming a dad "young" like ik he was around for awhile and was older than current day Al when Al was born but he was also in his "Prime" as a nation so he was still "young" at least physically speaking and idk sorry to ramble but yeah, America as a dad. Thoughts???

Hahah, don't worry about rambling! This is going to be a long rambly reply as well, so bear with me-

There is, technically, a micronation located in Nevada, named "The Republic of Molossia" and they've had a war, dude. A war. And they were declared a sovereign state in 1977. Went from a kingdom, to a communist democratic republic, to a republic, to a dictatorship, back to a republic within the time span of 1977 to 2023, they've had their name changed, like, 4 times- They've had a SUCCESSFUL COLONY IN CALIFORNIA 😭 Like they've grappled with the colony for 10 years before it became an actual physical province of their land, they don't mess around and they're like, what, 46? They have better recycling and climate goals than the actual United States of A does 😭

Either way, I'm going to headcanon this runt's name as Micheal, or Mike for short, because that was the USA's most popular boy name in 1970s and 80s, and because he's literally baned the way for micronations by hosting a "Intermicronational olympics" and "Intermicronational World Exposition" in 2000 and 2001 respectively, this boy is younger than Peter is, but he's lifting heavy.

Truly Al's kid, truly a spawn of kickassery, eagle screams and explosions.

But jokes aside, I have actually thought about this before and I do have serious takes 🫶

Alfred first of all wouldn't know the first thing about raising a kid. And I mean nothing, it's not exactly something he's went out of his way to think about. Alfred is work and career oriented, the future to him looks like statistics, hopefully a better work-week, debt and taxes. And in between that, there isn't really much space for anything even close to resembling fatherhood, because in between politics, Alfred's mostly consumed by sleeping, gaming, eating and back to sleeping.

So it of course blindsides him on that random thursday in 1977, when he's been called to an "emergency meeting" in Nevada by the state legislator, to meet some dude named Kevin, holding a 1 maybe 1.5 year old kid announcing him a sovereign state.

Because Alfred obviously knows what that means and he does not compute with that information very well.

Kevin is introduced to the meaning behind how a baby he found in his backyard a week ago, grew to the size he is now, and why that matters in relation to Alfred, who's honestly taking the backseat to this one, because he's too preoccupied by having a staring match at this baby with a confusing mix of blond and brunette hair, looking at him like he's about to shit himself with a face that is undeniably made from his own. A bit different, because the kid is only from Nevada and from what Alfred can hear from the conversation, the kid is apparently also nomadic. So he's sovereign without land and he's made from two guys messing around.

And then he's handed the kid and he's very insistant on not being handed the kid, but he's not given a choice and the kid immediately isn't having it.

Because of course a micronation in the USA would be absolutely terrified of the actual personification of the USA, considering how easy it would be to dissolve it. But alas, Alfred is given the baby because it is technically his and Kevin flees before he can be handed the baby back, so now there's just going to be more paperwork.

So...

Alfred wouldn't call Arthur right away, he would think about it, but then he would think better of it. He would refuse to tell Francis, he would refuse to tell Matthew. His plan is to keep this under lock and key, because it's not what he needs circulating right now. He takes Mike back, because he names him Micheal, to his not kid friendly apartment. And he sighs because of how not kid friendly it is and he takes Micheal and he goes and gets some things to maybe make his apartment more kid friendly and he doesn't even try to calm Michael down from this fit he's still having because he's too shocked to be bothered by it.

Alfred has no idea what kids like. Or need. Or what they eat or drink. And especially since, sure, Mike looks to be around 1 year old, that doesn't mean he is 1 year old or that his physique matches his age either.

So he needs milk? Sure. Get some milk. Get some of that mashed potato stuff too. And diapers, probably. God, no way is he going to change diapers. He's too cool to change diapers. But he gets a bunch of generic baby stuff. He gets a stroller, so he doesn't need to carry Mike around all the time and he sets it all up when he's back home in a corner that isn't laden with mess and he sets the still crying Micheal down onto the floor with all the stuff he's got him and stands looking down at him with both hands at his hips, completely lost of what else to do.

He tries to pick him up, tries to feed him, tries to talk to him in both a normal voice and a baby voice, he tries to be funny but Micheal just refuses to calm down and Alfred can't have a screaming baby 24/7.

It does end, sadly, in Micheal exhausting himself to sleep and Alfred sits in despair reveling in the quiet and he's only been a dad for like, 10 hours so far, he's already a big opposer.

It takes him until Micheal wakes up and resumes his crying in the middle of the night that Alfred takes his phoneline and calls Arthur for lack of anyone else, to his knowledge, knowing much about kids.

And Arthur (coincidentally in his punk phase at this point in time), while absolutely caught off guard, does end up handling it more maturely than Alfred would've expected and he lists off things about what Alfred has at the ready, how old 'Micheal' seems, what Alfred's seen from him thus far etc. etc. And eventually tells him that:

"The best thing you can do is be non-threatening and talk to him, until he eventually understands that there isn't any immediate danger of being sacked. Matthew was the same, immediately after I took him in."

So Alfred, very tiredly, hangs up without replying and drags himself in to sit with Micheal until well into the morning when he does admittedly seem calmer than he had the day prior. He's still fussy, but not screaming anymore.

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This ended up being half an actual story, but Arthur is less involved than what you might think he would be. Not because he doesn't want to be involved, but because Alfred doesn't let him be involved.

Alfred's parenting is very much single-dad with a full-time job and a messy family background kind of parenting. He struggles with seeing himself in a father role, because a father role in his understanding is an authoritarian regime of controlling someone and dictating what they can and cannot do.

So, he takes on a big brother role instead.

Raising Mike with less rules, less structure than he himself had, because in his head, the structure and the rules were suffocating and claustrophobic, so instead of mediating and having structure and rules be equal to the parenting of the literal 16-1700s where it was believed the child was born in sin and had to be beaten clean of it, he opts for having close to none at all and let's Mike row his own boat.

But during his toddler years, which are around 5-7 years before Mike has a sudden growth spurt, Alfred takes him around Manhatten in a stroller, then a babysling because the stroller becomes way too bothersome to carry. (Since Mike is nomadic until 1998 where he himself returns to Nevada, because by that time, he's the equivalent of a 14 year old, Alfred takes him to his main home in New York)

Alfred, despite not seeing himself as a father-figure, does inadvertently end up feeling a sort of father-son connection to Mike (That he doesn't realize is fatherly affection, but bro-coded pride);

He sees him walk by himself for the first time, he hears him speak for the first time. He learns what he likes and doesn't like to eat, he learns that he loves to be high up, he learns that he loves talking and to be listened to, he learns he likes running and jumping and he gets to know this little dude and he feels proud of him when he does things on his own. Even if he does feel oddly nostalgic or even reluctant, when Mike does decide he wants to go back to Nevada to live with his 'people'.

And by the time Michael is the age of maybe, 17-18 physically and is speaking little to not at all to Alfred, Alfred suddenly thinks he gets why Arthur's always so stiff around him and Alfred does not humor that realization at all and he stuffs it very far down and convinces himself that Mike can do whatever he wants, Alfred doesn't care. Mike is his own person and if he doesn't wanna talk to Alfred, that's fine.

(Exactly the same way Arthur thought about it.)

#ask #hetalia #hetalia ask #hetalia headcanons #hetalia america #hws america #This became so so long #But Alfred as a dad is so wonderfully dysfunctional #And Micheal 'Mike' Jones is such a prime example of gen x as you can get #It's like how England didn't feel like he was a father figure and wanted initially to be called brother #But he grew into fatherhood and Alfred and Matthew's childhoods were MUCH MUCH longer than Micheal's is #Like Alfred had the father-son dysfunctional upbringing speedrun #But they do reconcile later #And Mike does express how he felt Alfred didn't actually care about him #Because he didn't make rules or routines or anything it felt very much like he didn't really care

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inoreuct · 27 days ago

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hello. i'm back.

my apologies for the long unplanned hiatus; studying for a major exam and then a horrid mental health crash after swept me off my feet, and then starting school AGAIN + multiple competitions and performances had my schedule in a mess, but alas, i have emerged relatively unscathed with a 3.8GPA and much better time management skills 😤💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 jokes aside tho, i'm sorry for disappearing like that. i'm currently in one of the most demanding courses in my country (not STEM, thank god, but mass comms) and the workload in the first semester absolutely took me out. i was struggling mentally and physically but i'm back on my feet now!! and the writing bug is back i hope 😋😋 i probably won't be as active as i was before, but i'm definitely trying to get back into writing bcs i've missed it so much. hope you've all been well 🫶🏼 and any asks or ideas yall have wld be greatly appreciated to help me get back on my feet 😚😚 HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN!!! and deepavali to those who celebrate!!

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junglejim4322 · 1 month ago

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how rude of y'all to say stuff about being Gay and liking whities. It's not a feitsh of mine I just have a preference in what I like wearing. Long ass boxer briefs aren't sexy tbh, plus I ain't talking about plain white I mean colored whites(blues, grays...etc) but okay it would have been a easy $100 lol.

Okay I couldn’t figure out what this was about I thought you were talking about having a preference for white people and then I realized it’s because I poked fun at people who like tighty whities as in the underwear 😭 I was jokering around u can like whatever you want I promise it’s a free fun life and you probably follow me bc u like my jokes so alas I shall continue making them. side note if you still have that hundred then I still have feet 🫶

#asks #anonymous #also you’re definitely gay lbr here there’s no way anyone except a gay man is asking for my feet and underwear on anon

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celestie0 · 3 months ago

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Girl I was balls deep in my attempt to make fanart for u a couple months ago

Like I had the reference pictures collated and I sat my ass down and picked up an pencil with the intention of actually drawing something after ages

cause basically I became a lil sad cause I felt like I forgot to draw bc last year in school I took an external art subject and it didn’t occur to me that doing a hands on subject through distance study wasn’t the brightest idea

anyway that fucked me over and led to me dropping and taking up fucking legal studies 😭

Even though I’m a bit more STEM based I can still fw the wordy subjects but not this someone pls save me why am I being assessed on the bi cameral structure of parliament

saur yh I’m super lazy as is with anything so that situation just put me off drawing and art completely

congrats to me setting every world record for yip yapping and going off track

ummm yh for context it was like my 10th read through of the kickoff chapter 6 scene that compelled me to collate a bunch of reference pics that ranged from twitter smut comics to bathroom sinks and eventually I gave up because anatomy is a bitch

I changed into a dress with the same type of neckline I think reader was wearing bc of the way it tucks under her boobies and I was this close to just shamelessly positioning myself in front of the mirror to make my own references

then ofc I got distracted by a half baked portrait of Rose from titanic that I drew when I was like 15 and ended up drawing a two hour long remake of the same picture

only for my friend to tell me it looks like Mary Shelly’s ghost

Should I know who that is

To be fair it looked nothing like her but I mean it was an improvement from thinking all my ability just went poof and I drew better when I was 15

never the less I was somewhat disappointed with the product and I haven’t drawn since

wait I wanna show u actually lemme try

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0edTRG9Tb54pRh9Qe5unszRrg

the Mary Shelly in question

do these links work I’m scared I’m gonna accidentally leak personal details or my whole camera roll lol

also IM NOT AN ARTIST don’t judge me peeps I’m just a girl idek how to drive yet

I feel bad every time I send an ask I feel like I’m force feeding u Ellie babes u have the patience and commitment of a saint

also OMG IF YOU MADE ART FOR ANY OF MY FICS I’D SOB!!!!

I want to 😞🫶 but alas prospect of fanart from me will most likely never see the light of day

that crack scene in ihm was tempting tho everything u write is just so visual

♥️ mwah my gorgeous gorgeous writer wifey

hellooo my dear PLS the ramble of this ask is legendary and i found it very entertaining xD

ouuu the dress that reader wears in ch6 of kickoff is actually based on a dress that i own, here's some pictures of it!! i'm curious if the dress you have is similar!! but yea this is the official outfit reference hahah

looking at it now it's kind of a mild sweetheart neckline lol n yea def tucks under the boobs very nicely xd i was actually gonna sell it on depop a couple months ago when i did a closet cleanout but i was like nahhh i gotta keep it bc it inspired that scene

taking your OWN reference pictures sounds so badass. and its ok babe it's the thought that counts haha <3 i feel u about the losing passion/talent in art thooo aaa i used to draw too but ehh hobbies fizzle

ahh i can't see the cloud photos :(( but anywho thanks for the yap my dear!! i ate it up. also side note but i'm so glad my writing comes off visual to you!! i always worry there's not enough description in my scenes so that's reassuring to hear. much love!

#spinster anon #in holy matriphony #kickoff #asks

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