#but i will PAY FOR IT TOMORROW

[wonwoonlight]

The universe factory shirt is on sale and i decided to randomly buy it

[notbecauseofvictories]

sometimes, you wake up and your first thought is "I cannot be a person today." often---most of the time---you have to then get out of bed and proceed with being a person, regardless of your feelings on the matter.

but sometimes, occasionally, once in a while....it's nice to email your boss, get back in bed, and go the fuck back to sleep.

[secretly-a-trekkie]

"Oh good show, sir. For a moment, I was afraid you'd had a rational thought"

[lunarcrown]

✨Radiant✨

[circadianrhythmofthekiller]

Do you think now that Clarice is a drinky bird she ever starts bobbing up and down like one? I think that would be fun. Perhaps her and BB could have a drink together sometime even though she may slam her face into her glass

day 142 - drinking partners

[inkskinned]

100,000 dollars is not a lot of money.

it is also a lot more money than i will ever have. my student loans make up half of that - they're coming back, i'm told, like we all bounced back recently. the other day while paying for gas to go to work, i overdrew my account without knowing it.

i sat in the car and looked at the charge and tried to do the math. where the fuck is the money even going? i don't live extravagantly. i live in a hole in the ground, in an apartment the size of a sneeze; covered in ants. yes, i wanted to live close to a population center. maybe that's my fault. i've downloaded the apps and i've spoken to the experts and i've cut back on excess. i can't help the pharmacy bills or the medical debt.

i have a good, well-paying job. when i googled it to see if i was getting a fair salary, i found out i'd be making "upper middle class" money. which doesn't make sense - is "upper middle class" now just "able to afford a one-bedroom without a roommate". when i was younger, upper-middle meant a nice big house and a backyard and vacations and not flinching about eating at a resturant.

i was talking to my friend who is a realtor. he said 100,000 dollars is extremely cheap for housing. he's not wrong. 100,000 dollars would change my life. 100,000 dollars also won't really buy you anything. it could get you out of debt, potentially, if you were lucky and had a certain amount of scholarships to tack onto your degree. you could pay off the car and then have enough left over for "spending" money. how fucking amazing. one vacation, maybe two if you're thrifty. and then - like magic - the money would evaporate into nothing. people would sigh and tell you see, you should have put it into savings! like "upper middle class" people can't afford to value "actually living" over squirrelling wealth. you should spend your life only in scarcity. like that is what made the rich people all their real "actually a lot of money".

100,000 dollars would literally set me free. it also would just set me back to "earning normally" instead of paying down debt into infinity. god, do you know how many of us just want that? that our first thought is we could stop scrambling and just be free of debt if we won the lottery? that we don't even necessarily need to stop working - we just wouldn't have to worry about failing or falling?

and. at the same time. 100,000 dollars is next to fucking nothing.

[cinamun]

What's the catch? | Next

[aliettali]

out of your friends which are you?! (skilltobers 13, 15, 16, 17, 18)

[clockworkreapers]

Thank you to all the people on discord who have been supporting by buying bean style commissions!

[ribbononline]

So uh. I may have been on a Diancie fusion mania

[bandzboy]

johnny goldstein (producer that is israhelli and an ex iof soldier) is once again in the credits of kpop songs and specifically on the credits of illit, txt and enhypen songs.

he was recently in the credits of illit's new song from their new mini album "i'll like you" (tick-tack)

he is on the credits for two txt songs of the new album "the star chapter: sanctuary" (heaven and danger)

and today it was revealed that he is on the enhypen repackage album "romance untold: daydream" in two songs as well (daydream and no doubt)

this man has officially infiltrated the kpop industry with ease and hybe has welcomed him with open arms and i need people to talk about this and spread this around! if you are on twitter please share this thread about him made by moa4pali which contains the background info on this man and what he is about

[iizuumi]

Side effects of wearing your Kaiju suit too often ,,,, Part 2

[khaopybara]

A Guide on How to Be Incompetent with Captain Christ

Step 1. Disturb your target's peace and quiet by calling him everyday. He can't refuse me. I have his criminal record and I can very much so fuck with his life.

Step 2. Say you're going to clean his criminal record, but only partially, because there's still work for him to do, and I need that sweet sweet promotion that will come my way if I get a big boss killing big names.

Step 3. Threaten to reopen his cases if he refuses me.

Step 4. Threaten the safety and well-being of his baby brother when he has been under Kant's care since their parents died when he was like, 10.

Step 5. Tell the civilian (!!!) to get involved with hitmen.

Step 6. Follow Kant to places where the assassin might notice a white dude just hanging out and doing NOTHING because that's my job. Doing nothing.

Step 7. Tell the civilian (!!!) to get in the house of two very well-trained assassins.

Step 8. He gets me all the information I need about the hitmen's next target, but you can't let him go so easily. No. Because he still has to figure out who their boss is. That's right. Not me, the police captain. The civilian (!!!).

Step 9. Make fake promises of safety because we're definitely so competent.

Step 10. Lose track of the assassins after their attempted murder fails. Detail, I didn't even know they were in the bear costumes. If Bison hadn't interfered, Ruerat would be totally dead.

Step 11. Tell Kant I don't need his services anymore after he did everything by himself.

Step 12. Remember when I promised to keep him safe? Lies. I couldn't even recognize the assassin taking him away in a wheelchair, unconscious.

Step 13. Fail to make a correct assumption at all.

[cdelphiki]

Do rich people have to go to the DMV to renew their license? Like, would Bruce Wayne have to go to the DMV and wait in a long line for three hours with his 14 proofs of address, 3 different government issued IDs, birth certificate, and SSN card, only to get yelled at for not having a notarized statement from his 7th grade English teacher attesting to his completion of the Iowa basics that year that the website definitely told him he should have had, why didn't he read the instructions on the website? Because that would make me feel better if I knew Batman had to do it too.

[newtsnaturethings]

@vashmerylweek24 day 2 - cryptid au

featuring Vash and his vaguely moth shaped girlfriend 💡

[puppetsoftomorrow]

my greatest hope is the actors who kinda got their start on legends get jobs on much better and more famous shows and become very famous and ppl will be like whats this wierd thing at the start of their imdb page?? shld i watch it?? and i'll be waiting, the creature at the bottom of a well like. why Yes. come inside