#but i think that would be a sensory nightmare

[m00ngbin]

I think they should let you request music in clubs if they don't already. I'm just assuming that they usually don't

[mamawasatesttube]

bart and his yellowy-golden speedster eyes... do you think as a civilian he ever has to wear colored contacts to hide them? its either that or preston and all his other friends are just like this is bart. he wears colored contacts every single day bc he likes anime

[ragnarockz]

it’s like yes my brain is probably fried from thinking about Kathryn Hahn non stop but

I have so many thoughts about this dress. Like it is a blanket , it’s strapless, is it comfortable? Would this make a nice blanket to sleep in? So many other thoughts

It's like a snuggie but nicer, but it also looks like Merino wool...but also like a weighted blanket

[merrilark]

me, never been to a proper club in my life: maybe i SHOULD be at the club

[clueless1995]

thinking about. las vegas

[dashiellqvverty]

roommate got a tv and hes watching it so loud usually we can hardly hear anything from each others rooms like we have thick walls and we're on opposite ends of the apartment anyway BUT we do have our doors open rn so the AC can get in but. i closed my door and even with TWO fans running i can still hear low rumbling/mumbling from the tv which shouldnt be that big of a deal but it IS i hone in on it and it is soooo bad for my brain. and this is what made me start having meltdowns so bad in high school that i finally went to therapy and started meds was because i would focus in on the tv in my parents room upstairs for me and not be able to sleep and i would keep going out to the living room and asking them to turn it down and all it was was low unintelligible sounds but i just could not tune it out. and its happening now and i dont want to be a fucking asshole but like idk what to do if its like this every day

[saviorpilled]

when is it my turn to be crucified and soaked in fake blood in front of a live audience

[crvstybowlofcereal]

i really really REALLY dislike small children. everyone in my life knows this. and yet when i mention i was upset by a small child they are basically like "yeah but its understandable/excusable because theyre just a kid" and im like I AM TELLING YOU WHY I DONT LIKE KIDS

THE FACT THAT THEY ARE KIDS DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER

I DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT TODDLER SCREAM AND WATCH THEM STICK THEIR FINGERS IN THEIR MOUTH AND THEN TOUCH ALL THE FOOD ON THE COMMUNITY PLATTER

[sillimancer]

still making my way through braiding sweetgrass and it's really good and making me want to get outside more but alas, like all facets of my life right now, actually doing that is complicated

[iowafashionweekbegins]

thinking about how in highschool my social skills were apparently so abysmal that i had to be put in a SOCIAL SKILLS CLASS. and in that class they ONLY taught you the basic things and scripts, so i would formulate in my head how to make a more successful social skills class for people who already know their pleases and thank yous but i hardly ever wrote any of it down so it never came to fruition. but the class was a nice and easy class to start the day with and i got to hang out with quiet and reasonable people even if we did all have terrible conversational skills, so there wasnt much to actually complain about. i got to play CANDY LAND for gods sake! thats WAY better than regular school!

[calnoc]

google how to get facial hair without going on t no borax no glue

[your-resident-boat-person]

I have trouble taking care of my teeth because everything that involves doing that is a sensory nightmare. I decide to do some research to see if there's anything I can do about this. The results?

"How to make your autistic child brush their teeth"

"Autistic Children and Sensory issues relating to tooth brushing"

"How to get your little shit to brush his fucking teeth"

Like, yeah Google, thanks, that really helps. And like, even if I was a child, some of the advice seemed... unhelpful. Like, doing a dance and singing a song while brushing your teeth? Even for a kid, I don't think that would help distract from a sensory experience as intense as brushing your teeth. Like, the extremely intense and unpleasant flavor, the intense feeling of the brush against your teeth scraping across it, even mouthwash has such an intense and disgusting flavor that I have difficulty keeping it in my mouth for more than a few seconds. I wish there was SOMETHING that could be done.

[lone-pylon]

Fun fact: Did you know that taking SSRIs can rapidly increase your breast size? BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DIDN'T

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

@teapunks did your mum ever threaten to put mustard on your fingernails to stop you biting them? because by my count 6 different adults directly threatened me with that or mentioned it in a "in my day, they would do this so youre lucky i havent done that to you".

the direct threats came from my dad, my paternal nan and my maternal great aunt while the guilt-trip-that-always-felt-like-a-threat-to-me came from my paternal aunt, the other classes' year 4 teacher and an english teacher who wasnt even my english teacher, for anyone curious.

you could reblog for a bigger sample size or not who do i look like the freakin queen of england

[barrymccaulkinem]

i just want a life in which ALL of my energy EVERY day doesnt have to be spent on dealing with the consequences of someone else's stupid as fuck choices. this woman can be made to do anything out of baseless fear. and she was allowed to make people.

[ghostprinceiii]

As soon as I get home I am never leaving my house again.