#but i swear it's entertaining lol

[skitskatdacat63]

Timeswap!Vettonso(I blame @ayceeofspades for this)

Thoughts:

References HEHEHEHE:

So the dynamics would be: STR!Seb x Aston!Fernando and Post-Retirement!Seb x Ferarri!Fernando(~2011-2012)

The former would be a Seb who is very hungry for Fernando's attention, but now he's with a Fernando is actually now very willing to give him that attention. Fernando is constantly repeating in his head: "Don't fuck the twink don't fuck the twink don't fuck the twink", but every time they end up on the podium together, Seb always ends up being all over him and "accidentally" groping him. So Seb is still a brat but is with a Fernando who's not gonna just be cold to him but will indulge him instead 🤭

The latter is more angsty AAAHHH!! Cause its a Fernando who is in Ferrari hell and Seb who is post-catharsis. And to quote C, Fernando is like "why are you so happy??? Did you win!?" and Seb responds: "no :)" But also I am not immune to Seb being coy and playing with Fernando. He now understands why Fernando was the way he was back then because he's now gone through the same thing with Ferrari, but also wants him to stop being so gloomy and angsty about it.

Don't ask about how these AUs work, just know that they have knowledge of what their original counterparts were like so it's weird for the younger versions to get to see what ends up happening to the other, and then allows the olders to gain a new perspective instead of their biased memories(i.e.: "you're not who I was villainizing you as in my head" = both of them realize that they were building the other up as such an antagonist in their head but then, oh, he's just like me fr)(but for younger Seb, Fernando realizes Seb just wanted to be friends :( and so now he's trying to be more of a mentor.)

[keii]

Mint Eye Yoosung making a reappearance. Despite the red flags in his head, he keeps coming back to MC's quarters since Saeran is usually busy to check up on her.

[sysig]

Smooth cover (Patreon)

Bonus alt:

[firstroseofspring]

memory, death and life as komerex zha, the perpetual game; klingon culture as depicted in the final reflection, by john m. ford

[mint-tea-ashes]

Watching og subbed is something because I didn't realize how many damns ash was gonna say lol. I mean it's not like he drops the cursed word every ep but every now and then in a ep he'll say it and it's so funny and jarring

[flannyjanny]

[aiizaph]

Oh ffs, my family started looking at old photos and then started talking loudly over each other and I got overstimulated as hell so quickly ffs I was pretty fine during the rest of the day I’m fucking nonspeaking rn I’m so fucking pissed this shouldn’t have happened graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[hersweetrevenge]

[this is pretty much an au, based on me just forgetting that cunningham is joan's married name, and treating it as her maiden name.]

thinking about corey finding out the name on his birth certificate doesn't exactly match his name now.

when corey was born he was given his dad's surname -- fitzgerald. when wally left, he and joan divorced and joan changed both her name and corey's to her maiden name -- cunningham. in order to wipe as much of wally from corey's life as possible, joan also changes his middle name from wallace to john, the masculine form of her own name.

corey doesn't find out about this for a very, very long time. he was too young to remember his dad "dying", let alone any name changes, and as far as he knows he's been corey john cunningham all his life. one day, while he's snooping around, he finds a manila envelop full of documents. he sifts through them and finds a birth certificate, his birth certificate, only... that isn't his name on it. it says corey, sure, and that's his birthday, and yeah he was born in haddonfield, but that is not his name.

only, it must be, because who else could it be. corey wallace fitzgerald, born on april 18th 1998 at haddonfield memorial hospital. father's name, wallace fitzgerald. mother's maiden name, joan cunningham.

further through the pile of yellowed papers, he finds paperwork about name changes. now that is his name. his snooping is cut short by joan getting home, he just knows she rushed her errands so he wouldn't be home alone for too long, so he stuffs the papers back in their envelope and creeps back to his room.

that night he lies awake and thinks about it. momma lied to him, is still lying to him about who he is. he knows it's just a name, but he wonders about what things could of been like if his dad never died. he wonders what corey fitzgerald would have been like. he wishes so badly that that was him, that there was even that small degree of separation that a different name would give him from joan.

[turntheotherpurf]

the revs for the ask meme

1: Sexuality headcanon = I know he's always been a "ladies man" in the show... buuut, idk for some reason he kinda gives me repressed-Bi vibes? :o

2: Otp = No one really in particular... though that one crackship of him x Danielle lowkey sounds an amusing combo lol

3: Brotp = Him and Orel! :> I love the progression of them going from "snarky/reluctant mentor & student" to Putty genuinely appreciating Orel's enthusiasm overtime (esp during that "hopeless" scene)... its honestly pretty wholesome 🥺

4: Notp = While I get that Dino probably intended for them to get back together overtime... eh, I just don't think I can realistically see Putty x Florence lasting long, even with character development :c

5: First headcanon that pops into my head = He got into becoming a pastor through his father, as it was always tradition that the first born/only son of the family to take up leading the church. Deep down Putty always wanted to get into stand-up comedy though (hence his more "spiced up" sermons).

6: Favorite line from this character = Bruh, this dude has waaay too many quotable lines that its honestly hard to pick? .3. (though this one scene exchange w/ Clay in particular aways cracked me up alot lol)

7: One way in which I relate to this character = I like to sprinkle a bit of humor here and there when the situation strikes.

8: Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character = Pretty much the whole way he treated Florence (+Dottie by extension) in the "Sundays" ep... yeaaaah I love ya Revs but, yikes- >>

9: Cinnamon roll or problematic fave? = A morally (heh) gray fave when it all comes down to it

[wittywallflower]

your trademark is that you are the only real tumblr user who streams on Live! (I have tuned in a couple times)

And the only reason I started streaming on Live at all was so I could have an informed opinion about how Live sucks! Spoiler: it sucks super bad in lots of really stupid ways. I’m friends with a few streamers including one who makes her whole-ass income with game streaming (on not-stupid platforms) so I have some idea of what features are in fact stupidly done. no wonder it didn’t gain traction or help tumblr make revenue. 🙄

[freebooter4ever]

Mama bridgerton knows he is lyyyyyyingggggg \o/

[greyennui]

recently had my first "fuck you, you selfish author" comment when I said I'm not taking prompts/requests lol.

where do people get the audacity? they do know we aren't paid to write fanfics, right?

[ersatz-colubridae-888]

i played this game a couple years ago! it was horrifying. let me tell you why:

after i had a bit of fun with it i was looking up the game on speedrun.com and somehow stumbled upon some weird tech to clip out of bounds to the "skybox" (a room around the actual apartment that was meant to look like a skybox). you could almost take a full lap around this room, and people used this and the melon thing to have trip chase them around the apartment. i tried this myself, and oh my good lord i don't know how but it was TERRIFYING. i was streaming it to a couple of buddies and it was somehow the scariest experience in a game i'd had in a LONG time. seeing him turn the corner and walk after me with that face... that horrid face... it was awful. of course i evwntually got caught and then just closed the game out, promising to never play it again, but that's not where it ends.

after a couple of hours, i got off my computer and went to bed. but when i got back on my computer the next day... none of my browsers worked. in the slightest. not even EDGE worked - they all gave me this weird error i couldn't for the life of me figure out how to fix. most of my other programs worked, but i was largely disconnected from the internet so i couldn't fix it! and i have NEVER had that error before until the day after i installed façade, and i have NEVER had it since! thankfully my buddy uploaded a chrome reinstaller to our shared folders, so i could nab it off of my synced file explorer and just use it that way. but to this day i still believe it was trip cursing my computer because he hated me SO MUCH for talking about melons! and i always think about that every time i hear about this game. can't bring myself to play it again. fun game though!

remember façade

[perfectlyoongi]

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[sanguineposhrat]

What's in the Unknown Zone Bobby???

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

She's shipping me with my best friend....