#but i swear it's entertaining lol

[sysig]

Smooth cover (Patreon)

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[skitskatdacat63]

Timeswap!Vettonso(I blame @ayceeofspades for this)

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References HEHEHEHE:

So the dynamics would be: STR!Seb x Aston!Fernando and Post-Retirement!Seb x Ferarri!Fernando(~2011-2012)

The former would be a Seb who is very hungry for Fernando's attention, but now he's with a Fernando is actually now very willing to give him that attention. Fernando is constantly repeating in his head: "Don't fuck the twink don't fuck the twink don't fuck the twink", but every time they end up on the podium together, Seb always ends up being all over him and "accidentally" groping him. So Seb is still a brat but is with a Fernando who's not gonna just be cold to him but will indulge him instead 🤭

The latter is more angsty AAAHHH!! Cause its a Fernando who is in Ferrari hell and Seb who is post-catharsis. And to quote C, Fernando is like "why are you so happy??? Did you win!?" and Seb responds: "no :)" But also I am not immune to Seb being coy and playing with Fernando. He now understands why Fernando was the way he was back then because he's now gone through the same thing with Ferrari, but also wants him to stop being so gloomy and angsty about it.

Don't ask about how these AUs work, just know that they have knowledge of what their original counterparts were like so it's weird for the younger versions to get to see what ends up happening to the other, and then allows the olders to gain a new perspective instead of their biased memories(i.e.: "you're not who I was villainizing you as in my head" = both of them realize that they were building the other up as such an antagonist in their head but then, oh, he's just like me fr)(but for younger Seb, Fernando realizes Seb just wanted to be friends :( and so now he's trying to be more of a mentor.)

[keii]

Mint Eye Yoosung making a reappearance. Despite the red flags in his head, he keeps coming back to MC's quarters since Saeran is usually busy to check up on her.

[firstroseofspring]

memory, death and life as komerex zha, the perpetual game; klingon culture as depicted in the final reflection, by john m. ford

[mint-tea-ashes]

Watching og subbed is something because I didn't realize how many damns ash was gonna say lol. I mean it's not like he drops the cursed word every ep but every now and then in a ep he'll say it and it's so funny and jarring

[flannyjanny]

[aiizaph]

Oh ffs, my family started looking at old photos and then started talking loudly over each other and I got overstimulated as hell so quickly ffs I was pretty fine during the rest of the day I’m fucking nonspeaking rn I’m so fucking pissed this shouldn’t have happened graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[hersweetrevenge]

[this is pretty much an au, based on me just forgetting that cunningham is joan's married name, and treating it as her maiden name.]

thinking about corey finding out the name on his birth certificate doesn't exactly match his name now.

when corey was born he was given his dad's surname -- fitzgerald. when wally left, he and joan divorced and joan changed both her name and corey's to her maiden name -- cunningham. in order to wipe as much of wally from corey's life as possible, joan also changes his middle name from wallace to john, the masculine form of her own name.

corey doesn't find out about this for a very, very long time. he was too young to remember his dad "dying", let alone any name changes, and as far as he knows he's been corey john cunningham all his life. one day, while he's snooping around, he finds a manila envelop full of documents. he sifts through them and finds a birth certificate, his birth certificate, only... that isn't his name on it. it says corey, sure, and that's his birthday, and yeah he was born in haddonfield, but that is not his name.

only, it must be, because who else could it be. corey wallace fitzgerald, born on april 18th 1998 at haddonfield memorial hospital. father's name, wallace fitzgerald. mother's maiden name, joan cunningham.

further through the pile of yellowed papers, he finds paperwork about name changes. now that is his name. his snooping is cut short by joan getting home, he just knows she rushed her errands so he wouldn't be home alone for too long, so he stuffs the papers back in their envelope and creeps back to his room.

that night he lies awake and thinks about it. momma lied to him, is still lying to him about who he is. he knows it's just a name, but he wonders about what things could of been like if his dad never died. he wonders what corey fitzgerald would have been like. he wishes so badly that that was him, that there was even that small degree of separation that a different name would give him from joan.

[wittywallflower]

your trademark is that you are the only real tumblr user who streams on Live! (I have tuned in a couple times)

And the only reason I started streaming on Live at all was so I could have an informed opinion about how Live sucks! Spoiler: it sucks super bad in lots of really stupid ways. I’m friends with a few streamers including one who makes her whole-ass income with game streaming (on not-stupid platforms) so I have some idea of what features are in fact stupidly done. no wonder it didn’t gain traction or help tumblr make revenue. 🙄

[greyennui]

recently had my first "fuck you, you selfish author" comment when I said I'm not taking prompts/requests lol.

where do people get the audacity? they do know we aren't paid to write fanfics, right?

[ersatz-colubridae-888]

i played this game a couple years ago! it was horrifying. let me tell you why:

after i had a bit of fun with it i was looking up the game on speedrun.com and somehow stumbled upon some weird tech to clip out of bounds to the "skybox" (a room around the actual apartment that was meant to look like a skybox). you could almost take a full lap around this room, and people used this and the melon thing to have trip chase them around the apartment. i tried this myself, and oh my good lord i don't know how but it was TERRIFYING. i was streaming it to a couple of buddies and it was somehow the scariest experience in a game i'd had in a LONG time. seeing him turn the corner and walk after me with that face... that horrid face... it was awful. of course i evwntually got caught and then just closed the game out, promising to never play it again, but that's not where it ends.

after a couple of hours, i got off my computer and went to bed. but when i got back on my computer the next day... none of my browsers worked. in the slightest. not even EDGE worked - they all gave me this weird error i couldn't for the life of me figure out how to fix. most of my other programs worked, but i was largely disconnected from the internet so i couldn't fix it! and i have NEVER had that error before until the day after i installed façade, and i have NEVER had it since! thankfully my buddy uploaded a chrome reinstaller to our shared folders, so i could nab it off of my synced file explorer and just use it that way. but to this day i still believe it was trip cursing my computer because he hated me SO MUCH for talking about melons! and i always think about that every time i hear about this game. can't bring myself to play it again. fun game though!

remember façade

[kittyg67789]

Forever thinking about how they just keep forgetting the rule of bread and circuses 😔

[sanguineposhrat]

What's in the Unknown Zone Bobby???

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

She's shipping me with my best friend....

[xcziel]

oooops i forgot

tuesday new releases for november 14:

patrick rothfuss novella the narrow road between desires (same size as slow regard of silent things)

david baldacci has new thriller the edge

mitch albom novel about the lives of three holocaust survivors little liar

new novel from michael cunningham day

a return to the time-travel cafe: before we say goodbye by toshikazu kawaguchi author of before the coffee gets cold, english translation by geoffrey trousselot

elizabeth crook's western sequel to the which way tree, the madstone

harmony new book of poetry from whitney hanson

jacquelyn mitchard's new familial drama a very inconvenient scandal

.just once new christian fiction by karen kingsbury

letters of j.r.r. tolkien edited and selected by humphrey carpenter with assistance by christopher tolkien

rush drummer geddy lee's new memoir my effin' life

johnny cash: the life in lyrics with mark stielper

the night parade: a speculative memoir by jami nakamura lin

a woman i know: female spies, double identities, and a new story of the kennedy assasination by filmmaker mary haverstick

city on mars by kelly and zach weinersmith (good non-fiction gift for those who like the martian and laughing at elon mushk)

tomlin: the soul of a football coach by john harris

entangled life: illustrated edition by martin sheldrake - new gorgeous hardcover for the mushroom and fungi fans

core of an onion another micro-history - with recipes - from michael kurlansky, author of cod and salt

new leather gifting style black cover of 48 laws of power: special powers edition

the bill gates problem the myth of the good billionaire by tim schwab

the money kings by daniel schulman

new hardcover collector editions of madeline miller's circe and anthony doerr's all the light we cannot see

also new romance collector hardcovers of archer's voice by mia sheridan and one last stop by casey mcquiston

star wars the eye of darkness a high republic novel by george mann

the marvel multiverse role-playing game core rulebook is out now

the upcycled self by tariq 'black thought' trotter

political books 😔:

network of lies about fox news by brian stelter

biography mitt romney a reckoning by mckay coppins

mike pence's advice(?) book go home for dinner

tired of winning by jonathan karl about trump and the gop

[crazyhappygirl]

Get ready for another fever dream aka I’m starting another Domundi series. The Middleman’s love, here I come!