#despite my harrowing tale: prev yes you SHOULD play it! quite entertaining

[ersatz-colubridae-888]

i played this game a couple years ago! it was horrifying. let me tell you why:

after i had a bit of fun with it i was looking up the game on speedrun.com and somehow stumbled upon some weird tech to clip out of bounds to the "skybox" (a room around the actual apartment that was meant to look like a skybox). you could almost take a full lap around this room, and people used this and the melon thing to have trip chase them around the apartment. i tried this myself, and oh my good lord i don't know how but it was TERRIFYING. i was streaming it to a couple of buddies and it was somehow the scariest experience in a game i'd had in a LONG time. seeing him turn the corner and walk after me with that face... that horrid face... it was awful. of course i evwntually got caught and then just closed the game out, promising to never play it again, but that's not where it ends.

after a couple of hours, i got off my computer and went to bed. but when i got back on my computer the next day... none of my browsers worked. in the slightest. not even EDGE worked - they all gave me this weird error i couldn't for the life of me figure out how to fix. most of my other programs worked, but i was largely disconnected from the internet so i couldn't fix it! and i have NEVER had that error before until the day after i installed façade, and i have NEVER had it since! thankfully my buddy uploaded a chrome reinstaller to our shared folders, so i could nab it off of my synced file explorer and just use it that way. but to this day i still believe it was trip cursing my computer because he hated me SO MUCH for talking about melons! and i always think about that every time i hear about this game. can't bring myself to play it again. fun game though!

remember façade