#but i like it?

[gleamer]

nothing but charli xcx, slayyyter, & kim petras in those headphones 🎧

[tainoodles]

Otis playing in the tub I guess?

[lesbian-moon-gf]

it’s so funny that all the lesbians i follow are like “yes to BUSH, we love hair!” and i’m like hell yeah me too!! like i didn’t just get all my hair ripped off my pussy

[minisugakoobies]

Fanfic Title Game: thank u, next

Title: thank u, next

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader (Gender Neutral), mentioned Jin x Reader

Genre: one-night stand, smut, a little angst, breakup

Summary: When your boyfriend's sidepiece shows up to your date night with some surprising news, you decide it's not enough to just dump him on the spot. You need to make him hurt. So to get over him, you call the only person who can help: his brother.

[actuallycherub]

“Fucking chill”

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[scramratz]

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[girldraki]

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[i-be-da-patrick]

This has always confused me?

The artificial banana flavoring is closer to the taste of the real fruit than any other artificial flavoring is.

Like, it's just a more intense/less balanced banana flavor than grocery store bananas

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"