#but i like it?

[tainoodles]

Otis playing in the tub I guess?

[lesbian-moon-gf]

it’s so funny that all the lesbians i follow are like “yes to BUSH, we love hair!” and i’m like hell yeah me too!! like i didn’t just get all my hair ripped off my pussy

[minisugakoobies]

Fanfic Title Game: thank u, next

Title: thank u, next

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader (Gender Neutral), mentioned Jin x Reader

Genre: one-night stand, smut, a little angst, breakup

Summary: When your boyfriend's sidepiece shows up to your date night with some surprising news, you decide it's not enough to just dump him on the spot. You need to make him hurt. So to get over him, you call the only person who can help: his brother.

[actuallycherub]

“Fucking chill”

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[scramratz]

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[i-be-da-patrick]

This has always confused me?

The artificial banana flavoring is closer to the taste of the real fruit than any other artificial flavoring is.

Like, it's just a more intense/less balanced banana flavor than grocery store bananas

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again