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lizardsmp3 · 19 days ago

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uh-oh! looks like there’s a little blasphemy going on in the confessional

#I MISS THEM. good morning everyone #least scandalous of the sister daniel & father philip wips i have going on… finished this in pain over no phupload yesterday…#i will never get tired of them there will never be enough. imo. couple of the century. of forever.#my beautiful wife and her beautiful husband GOD TWO WEEKS UNTIL WE SEE THEM HD!!!!#im sooooo excited god bless ^_^#dan and phil #phan #phanart

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eiravolence · 8 days ago

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mark scout going "i love that for you!!" to mark s was so funny. "omg girl its like so cute you have a gf i literally love that for you now imagine if you weren't a fucking baby and you had a wife now wouldn't that be more important?" Sure man this is a good way to put it

#mark s should have said i am going to kill your wife and i am going to fuck my girlfriend right after #and then he gets put down like a dog. dude yolo like come on #severance #severance spoilers #mark s #mark scout

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the-heron · 2 years ago

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Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

#the heron speaketh #delighted to see the blorbo tags on this one if it takes off but i want everybody to know that this post is about #the terror #goodsir my sad pathetic wife harry goodsir #his fluffy muttonchops and big wet eyes like a baby cow have bewitched me. im going to wlakinto the sea #ive been such a normal kind of sad lately let me be a little fuxking derangwd on main for a while OkAY. OKAY. let me be weird ive earned it

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ghostbsuter · 1 year ago

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He'd been flying above Metropolis.

Like a good ghost! Doing nothing but relax! Enjoying the weather, really.

It was so cool, Superman came up to him, they talked even! Superman was very, very, uncomfortable when Danny mentioned he was kinda dead.

It was really awesome.

Yeah, the keypoint being was.

Now? Now he is in Superman's arms, very much alive after being hit by a stray beam from Lex Luthors newest invention, quite literally hit from the sky when he didn't expect it and out of f reflex turned back human.

"I'm... alive?" He jokes weakly, smiling awkwardly at Superman's stare.

Danny considered this awkward.

Clark was processing the fact Lex Luthor somehow managed to bring back someone from death, his hands now full of said miracle and—

Shit, does the kid even have family left? What's he going to tell Lois!?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #fic prompt #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #Superman is so flabbergasted #superman has no idea whats going on #superman is just tired man #danny has no idea whats going on #theyre both so shocked #superman is wondering if he just became a father #danny is figuring out how to get out of thia situation #clark: i know this is scary! but now you have a new chance at life! would you like to stay with me and my wife? :')#danny: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

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cozylittleartblog · 2 years ago

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New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)

#deltarune #queen #lancer #rouxls kaard #comic #art #doodles #SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually #and u know what It Is #they're both the wife actually #this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old #queenkaard #my art #are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day #its been pointed out to be that tf2 doesn't have a spawn noise. you're right. i was confusing it for the respawn cabinets which is often #directly in range of a respawning character. so you usually do hear it pretty immediately after respawning #plus its used a lot in sfm animations too dshhsjdhjsf

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cheesecakewitch · 5 months ago

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it's only love but, i think i taste blood 🩸

#jessa #ripping royals #j x tessa #murder drones #tessa murder drones #serial designation j #celiart #fan art #2024 #i know they only have like what 20 minutes of collective screen time but ive been going insane #i stand with my cancelled wife (j)

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knifknighted · 10 months ago

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Jazz's parents have gotten worse, their passion has turned into an obsession. Her parents don't even know that they are hunting their son every day. Jazz makes a tough call and rings up her uncle-in-law whom she has not had contact with in years.

Commissioner Gordon was not expecting to get a phone call at three in the morning; especially not from an estranged niece that he had seen a handful of times. The last time he seen that side of the family was before his wife had died.

Now he's driving halfway across the country with a confused daughter to meet up with the said estranged family.

#I don't know Gordon's lore but I've never seen his wife #I know he has a son and daughter #So his wife had to have gone somewhere #I'm going with dead #canon is my bitch #danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dpxdc #ao3 #dp x dc crossover #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #jazz fenton #commisioner gordon #barbara gordon

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 7 months ago

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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pokeberry5 · 2 months ago

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i finished resolve and i love it sm ;-; i'm planning to go through and redraw some of my favorite moments, so i'll probably be posting these in batches. stay tuned

edit: next batch ; also adventures

i can't believe we got crossdressing in an ace attorney game. i love that the entire court keeps talking about how handsome ryuutaro is

what would we do without susato.

#i have a whole checklist we'll see how much i actually get through #me going into resolve: man i hope we get more bvk interactions given that last conversation #AND RESOLVE DELIVERED HOLY SHIT #sart #the great ace attorney #tgaa #dgs #naruhodou ryuunosuke #soseki natsume #mikotoba susato #hosonaga satoru #membami rei #im excited to draw van zieks again MY WIFE #whose xenophobia we conquered through stubborn integrity and a dogged pursuit of the truth and also general nosiness #also i gotta say its great playing a game where it feels like half the characters are in love with you #also i thought chuunosuke was a fan invention BUT NO CANON PLUSH DESIGNS SOOOO CUTE #anyway finally finished all the ace attorney games and now im adrift

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dish-licker · 1 year ago

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Just a fleeting thought :) Credit for this idea goes to my wife @xoleahbeanxo

#Helluva Boss #blitzø #blitzo #BlitzFizz #fizzarolli #my art #actually I think my daughter came up with the idea and my wife continued it #I have a writer's room everywhere I go #Im so grateful to my creative family

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wolfram-but-art · 1 month ago

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some recent sketches i did without context

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hey-heigo · 10 months ago

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happy pride month

#naegami #makoto naegi #byakuya togami #danganronpa #trans byakuya #polaris polanski #that post is ff naegami to me to a terrifyingly accurate degree #makoto and his wife who wants him to quit his job #byakuya casually dropping bombshells on a shell-shocked and exhausted man #and then daydreaming about a better life they could have together while makoto's still reeling with the implications #if i reconcile my bizarro upbringing and my convoluted perception of gender roles and current position in this foundation #the only way i can get him to leave on his own volition is to marry him. in a straight way. bc we're both straight. what if i was a girl #makoto's resigning himself to being ff's dog for the forseeable future. meanwhile byakuya is doing the same but also having egg emotions #not featured: kyoko who was sitting on the opposite side of makoto and was in the middle of a conversation with him. that got interrupted #she immediately downs her shot after byakuya says that out loud and texts the other survivors who each owe her $10. toko owes her $20 #tgirl egg byakuya in her 20s in an apocalypse as a middle manager is a very specific headcanon that i enjoy a lot #only thing keeping her going is her bisexuality and the reminder that 'i went off the grid while crossdressing before i can do it again'#my arts

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lancelil · 1 month ago

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me, finally locking in on drawing jay: >:)

#folks #for this go around i finally used refs and IT IMPROVED SO MUCH (in my eyes)#the shape language was so fun to play with #and then i was feeling good about the sketches and tried some color/light study aND RAN WITH IT #much fun just so much #also to the people who said my last attempts reminded them of Disney Hercules goddesses #THANK YOU i would never have made that connection but what an honor #jay ferin #jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi jay #jrwi jay ferin #my jay wife ferin #lancelil made this #i want some art friends who wants to be friends i draw slow and struggle a lot but i got the spirit promise

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doctorsiren · 4 months ago

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sorry for the lack of posting, I’ve been swamped with doing art for finals as well as just end of the semester stuff, but I replayed Portal 2 this week and drew up some thumbnails for fun

#doctorsiren #portal #portal 2 #glados #chell #companion cube #portal fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #rät by penelope scott is so GLaDOS/Caroline about Cave 😭#I go home on Tuesday and then I’ll be back to my regularly scheduled posting !!#I love my evil bisexual yuri robot wife #me looking at chell and GLaDOS: hm…this too could be like billford #semi-related but Wheatley is soooo much like Bill but Bill would kill him im pretty sure #okay yeah time for phasmophobia because I have finals this weekend and need to destress first 😵‍💫#also yeah the aperture guy has a lemon tie so uh understand why 🥰

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marciaillust · 4 months ago

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I added some colours to her :)

#digital art #character art #character design #marcia #discworld #discworld fanart #angua von uberwald #bro i need to get weirder i need my art to be weirder i need the shapes i need the colurs i need to not play safe i need to be a freak #2025 goal become an even bigger freak i can never stop #i really like how she turned out #i never used such muted colours before i kinda like how murky she looks #a true ankhmorporkian #still making my way through men at arms they just found the clown #i am fascinated with the river that is running through that city #it makes me think of Bristol uk <3 #going back to angua i like to think the armour they gave her was already all beaten up #hello and welcome to the nightwatch. have the nastiest underfunded gear we could find this side of the city #also i like to think that the official colours of ankh morpork are greenred #two colours on the opposing sides of the colour wheel but they are forced together to coexist #ankh would be green morpork would be red #and now everyone and their patrician just gotta cope #worldbuilding through colour would be fun : )#ohhh the inside of the palace could look quite cool because it would have to utilize both to celebrate the union #but then you go into the city and across the river you can sorta see the divide #not that all the houses would be one colour or whatever thats a bit predictable #but through fashion statements or exported goods or family insignia #and then you could incorporate it further for example vimes the guy of the city would want to take on the whooole thang. thats his city #some criss cross apple sauce checkers quilted mismatched mumbo jumbo #and then in contrast to that you would have his wife-elected suit and tie getup that distances him from his duty and kills him #so many options i tell you

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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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