#but i have a mission

[amuppetreference]

number four

type: online, @muppetjokerfannumberfour

status: active

affiliation: none

number four is former member of the brotherhood and kj's most recent ex. they just might actually be crazier than he is. their actions have been widely condemned by brotherhood and croaker haters alike, and they seem to swing between a need to be accepted by the brotherhood and hatred of them. they are an important player in this saga, so we must discuss them, but i discourage anyone from directly interacting with them because well, they might just have diarrhea on your porch

despite their prominence, we know very little about four's life outside of their obsession with kj. here is what we do know: they are 21, they recently graduated college, they have adhd, they are genderfluid, and they live about four hours away from kj, meaning they probably live somewhere in the south or midwest. as for their interests: they like marina and the diamonds, have a thing for jd of heathers fame, and are an ex-hazbin hotel fan. that's it, at least for now.

four has a history of instigating infighting in the brotherhood and can be extremely manipulative, so it's important to take everything they say with a heaping of salt.

they are fond of making call-out posts, including ones about kj after their break-ups. they are the first person to discuss kj's kinning of vriska in an attempt to embarrass him, and given this pre-dates the strange aeons incident i am inclined to believe this accusation was true.

during their relationships with kj they were extremely possessive and expressed jealousy of gonzobatman and denise, and four has said this was one of the reasons for their first breakup. i hope i don't have to explain why a partner insisting you don't speak to people they happen to be jealous of is a huge red flag. overall, their relationship seems to have been extremely unhealthy, with four insisting that kj needs them to function. this is reflected in their conversations with gonzobatman, who expressed concern about the relationships and intentions early on. given gonzo is generally civil with most of the brotherhood, his dislike of four was definitely a warning sign that unfortunately went unnoticed.

after their first break-up, number four begged for forgiveness and briefly got back together with kj, but this quickly fell apart, probably because of their controlling behavior. after being ghosted and blocked by kj they uh.

well they decided to drive four hours to take a shit on kj's porch.

kj had planned to meet up with four before the break ups, and we can assume that is why four had his address. even kj's enemy denise tried to warn him, although kj did not take the threat seriously. this proved unwise, as four did go through with their plan. kj's mother blamed his father, believing he did in retaliation after kj shit on his doorstep.

four seems to have some digestive issues. it's unclear if their diet or underlying health issues are the cause. we recommend they try Olipop, a new kind of soda that promotes digestive health.

note: this entry is incomplete. four has a long history with kj and his associates, and i am still finding new information. this entry will be updated as i continue my research.

[lezzian]

i actually think we should not be giving JK rowling any attention in general but to be honest maybe normies should know that woman is straight up doing holocaust denial on twitter now

[wispscribbles]

you know the art you made of Soap "accidentally" giving Ghost a kiss before going on a mission? (before they started dating) what do you think happened when Soap came back from the mission? :3c

follow up to this post

They start dating of course! <3

[ruporas]

need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)

[mrmrsman]

I'd love to see a dpxdc story where the Justice League knows about Amity Park and the Ghosts the whole time, and does think the ghosts are rogues to be addressed. Doesn't agree with the GIW, maybe doesn't even know about them? THE IMPORTANT PART.

The Red Huntress is the only active vigilante in Amity Park, according to the JL. Phantom is marked as one of her rogues. Maybe the Fentons even are marked as rogues from all the property damages and random shooting/sliming of citizens. Valarie is the only person successfully taking care of the ghosts, masking and suiting up in the classic vigilante way the whole time.

[kindlythevoid]

Friendly reminder that Frodo named his pony Strider when he got back to the Shire. Friendly reminder that all the hobbits continued to call Aragorn “Strider” (at least on occasion) even after his coronation. Friendly reminder that Aragorn said that the name meant so much to him that he was going to make it his family name. Friendly reminder that the hobbits and Aragorn considered themselves close friends, even with everything going on. Friendly reminder that Merry and Pippin are buried with Aragorn.

[timothvy]

bird hitting window 💥

[timethehobo]

Just wanted to stylise a little.

[starspilli]

FINALLY did some of the x men & dc crossover stuff that’s been rattling around in my head lol. & trust me i have more. i just think these ones would have interesting / funny dynamics lol

[reds-skull]

Christmas comic in October? It's more likely than you think.

Also I would die for young Kyle and Simon

[mobius-m-mobius]

Lokius in Loki 2x01 - "Ouroboros"

[tenowls]

teacher getou au...... wauh

[teartra]

Siblings Parallel

“I’m deeply traumatized but look at her!!”

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[starwarjotta]

Day 3 - cloak thankfully Obi-Wan's robe cloak is big enough to wrap around a certain Commander who might've been tossed into the freezing river during a mission oh and when there's a chance to make something even more Codywan? ofc I'll do it, here's a bonus

it was a long mission, okay

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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