#but i have a feeling that a few folks around here won't mind 😉

[starleska]

I see your Dick Cumbersome and I raise you: Dick Hardly from the Powerpuff Girls

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OP i am kissing you on the mouth right now 🙈🙈🙈 it's been a hot minute since i've thought about Dick Hardly (haha, laugh it up, get all your jokes out now) but ohhhhh god yep. yep this guy does it for me. so sorry to the entirety of The Powerpuff Girls fandom because he is a monster of a human being, and yet...hot with it, right? 😳😳 i see your vision. Dick Hardly is the ultra-bastard version of Vic Diamond. same levels of smarm and insincerity and a willingness to cheat, but vastly different levels of execution. comparing Vic just deliberately breaking down a car to separate Thelma from her bandmates, to Dick immediately suggesting selling a trio of kindergartners to be cannibalised within minutes of meeting them 💀💀 you know me well, anon...you know i can't resist The Absolute Worst 🙈🙈 (god, tinted glasses, why is it always the tinted glasses?! am i cursed????? 😭😭😭)