#but i feel baf

[northernreads]

I have to give notice to my current job today, which I only started 2 weeks ago, and I am so nervous

[agarafile]

When the session ends, Gem watches as her snail retreats back to her shell, no longer determined to kill her.

It makes sense, she thinks.

Gem still remembers wanting to kill and hurt, wanting to sink her teeth into the other players' skin and watch them bleed. And even more clearly, she remember the frustation she felt when she failed to do so.

Her snail must feel the same way, and now defaulted to sulking.

God, she is so cute! Gem is going to miss her deadly little face next session.

She kneels down next to her and lets a soft sigh escape.

"Yeah, yeah. I know the feeling, buddy..." she pats her shell "Take your time, let it all out."

Her snail doesn't try to give any response, still bundled up in her shell. Gem rolls her eyes, smiling. So stubborn, who did she even get it from?

Gem leaves her be, knows that sooner or later the snail will give in. The snail may be mad now, but if Gem knows herself, she probably won't stay mad forever.

Probably.

She tends to the wheat while she waits, one knee planted to the ground, until she feels a slimy touch on her ankle.

"Finally getting out of your shell, huh?" Gem looks down and frowns.

Looking at her was not her cute snail, with her orange shell and bright green eyes. Instead, the snail that touched her had light blue beady eyes, a brown shell and seemed to have hair.

" Did Pearl put you up to this?" Gem makes a face, clearly displeased with her visitor "Is she really making her own snail bother me now?"

Pearl's snail only tilted her body in response, eyes lightly hitting eachother from the movement.

Gem hated that she found that endearing.

"Go back to your player. I have enough problems to deal with and I'm not looking foward to add babysitting to the list."

She tried to go back to the wheat, she really did. But Pearl's snail nuzzled onto her leg and bumped her shell against her ankle. Gem looked back to her and the snail's eyes seemed to shine for her.

Sighing, she turned to the snail and sat cross-legged in front of her. Pearl's snail let out a excited sound and hopped into Gem's lap, nuzzling once she settled herself.

" This is a bad idea." Gem says, but lets the snail stay and after a moment, brings her hand to stroke her shell "You're not supposed to be here. Or like me. She betrayed me, you know? You should treat me like that, too."

The snail only anwer is to munch lightly on the side of Gem's thumb where it is resting on her own thigh, not at all aiming to hurt. It is such a dumb, senseless gesture. Gem feels like a dagger was just carved into her back and feels t twist, makes her get misty-eyed.

She stops looking down at Pearl's snail, it's become too much. Instead, she tries to look at her own snail but finds she is nowhere to be found.

Gem can only hope she isn't crawling into Pearl's lap.

[chansemccrary]

#and i've always said that

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANSE MCCRARY 💚

[irishmammonagenda]

"Mams...you okay?" You grin tiredly and teasingly ask your First Man, who is currently in the process of tearing up, his lips wobbling silently as he attempts to keep it in.

He looks up at you from where you lay exhausted in the hospital bed, attempting to blink back his tears. "Oh aye..." He replies shakily. "I-...I've never bin 'appier....Y-you should g-get some sleep...MC...get yer strength back..."

You grin stupidly at him, eyes closing sleepily as he watches you from the seat beside your bed, his attention drifts to you and his eyes water even more, the sheer lightness of the small weight in his arms making him dizzy as he leans further back into the armchair.

He looks down at the sleeping newborn in his arms. His baby girl. Her little yellow hat sitting perfectly on her little tiny head. He's sure she could fit on just on of his hands.

His bottom lip trembles, heart so full of love for the tiny thing in his arms it feels like it might burst. He holds her to his chest, bringing one finger up to gently caress her tiny tiny cheek. He sniffles, holding back happy sobs as he whispers gently. "Hiya little baby....I'm yer papa....I'm gonna take well great care of ye...I-I..I promise...Íosa Críost...yer tiny..."

Mammon looks over to your sleeping form in the hospital bed and slowly inches his chair even closer to you, so as not to jostle your daughter too much. He grabs his phone off of the nightstand and makes an order for your favourite food to be delivered for when you woke up. He chuckles softly as he texts the groupchat, telling them that you and the baby are okay.(albeit slowly seeing as he's only able to use one hand)

He asks for Lucifer to send over the cake he made with the horrible icing saying 'Congradulation COngratulations, MC, Your You're so amazing' so he could celebrate with you when you woke up from your much deserved nap. He turns off his phone and sets it back on the bedside table next to yours which is charging.

He could celebrate with you after, you could laugh at how he looked like a deer in headlights when the nurse asked him if he wanted to hold his baby for the first time. He could spoil you more than he ever has before (which isn't humanly possible considering how much he spoils you.)

But that could all wait for when you woke up, right now he was content just watching over his favouritest girls in the whole wide world, making sure you were both safe and sound.

But you should never trust a scheming scumbag, MC.

Oh no, fuckhead was already coming up with plans to spoil your daughter silly. That was his little princess, God dammit! She deserved the three worlds combined! And even then she deserved more! And don't get him started on you, you weren't going to even think about doing chores for at least 6 months. You just preformed a miracle. You get rest time. No buts.

In the softening light of the sun through the windows, Mammon holds your baby girl with so much gentleness, as if she'd crack at the smallest touch, his loving gaze flickers from you to her with so much tenderness, you would've thought he was an angel.

[shrimping-for-you]

BAF: Legacy come back from the war please the kids miss you

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

WAS THIS NECESSARY!?????

[scn-thedog]

ACTUALLY n and uzi don't kiss because they're both asexual and don't like kissing, so fuck you *everyone in the room explodes*

[ochiody]

Any last words?

WHAGHT THE HELL SOM ????? OH MY GOD WHADJJD. UHH. PLEASE RECONSIDER THIS 😥😥😥

[pinkvaquita]

Yk, I started to accept that I sometimes enjoy ships purely for the drama and not becauae I want then to be together

Like, I have been seeing so much Vanilla Milkshake content thus days purely because of the potencial angst and mentally fucked up shit they can be, but I still don consider I want them to date or something like that

Does this count as platonic-?

[enluv]

뺏긴 MY HEART, THAT GIRLS A KILLER

LOVE SO GOOD, FEELS LIKE A THRILLER

시작됐지

이건 EMERGENCY (VROOOOOMMMMM)

ONE ONE NINE ONE ONE NINE

SAVE MY LIFE SAVE MY LIFE

SHE SETS ME FREE

이건 EMERGENCY LOVE (LOOOOOOOOVEEEEE)

[knightelf]

i fucked up and sold someone a bag of dog food i thought was just salmon but turned out to have chicken in a couple weeks ago and she came back in today visiblyyyy so upset 😭 like we could tell she was angry but she was also doing her best to he polite abt it which i get but now i just feel so bad bc i remembered the food she was talking abt but not her, so i didnt figure out I was the one that sold her the wrong bag until after she left and i checked the schedule :(((( but she must have recognized me bc she was avoiding eye contact and i sensed she was holding back and what she actually wanted to say to me. fuk lol

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

anyway i know that random reblog spam yesterday was probably annoying and i know that i probably don't have any followers that this caters to, but i had to make a tierlist of all of the baf legacy characters because i'm never not thinking about them.

(obligatory disclaimer that i love all of these characters and my ranking of them probably changes every hour, this is just what i'm feeling in this very second. also i don't really hate any characters, i just forget about the existence of some of them sometimes.)

link to tierlist used here btw

[lesseraive]

im sick as fuck about seunghan what the hell

[harley-the-pancake]

Ok question for anyone who enjoys Wylde Flowers:

I… honestly kinda like Otto? He has potential.

Would anyone like to see a fic where he gets redemption?

[alvadee]

like i need to change my life and get out here i feel like i die soon otherwise

[angelpuns]

God I am so unwell™ that my sense of time is FUCKED

Cause okay I sometimes do this really...sad thing where I go back and reread old conversations and just get all sad and miss talking to people because it feels like I haven't had an interaction in WEEKS to MONTHS and then I read the time stamp and I am hit with ' that was less than a week ago' and then I feel silly for being so sad and lonely WHEN IT WAS LESS THAN A WEEK AGO-