#but i dunno... 😕

[bumblingbee1]

I lowkey have mixed feelings about how Gus was handled in BCS, particularly when Lalo was around...

[meneatyoghurt]

So about that technical challenge...the only really challenging bit for anyone who has baked bread before was the plaiting. And I know Paul did it really fast but it was literally just outside strands to the middle, new outside strands to the middle, and so on.

The bakers should be able to mix and knead the dough with no instructions. In fact, they should be able to make a basic white dough with no recipe. They should be able to tell when the dough is proved. They don't need to be told how long to prove it for (proving times are only ever estimates anyway – my house can be really cold and I'd never make good bread if I stuck strictly to suggested times).

I sympathise with the bakers but the showstopper is imo always way more challenging than the technical.

[000marie198]

Alright!

Who agrees that Sharpshot is a cameo to Book!Toothless?

Adding on, who agrees that this guy from the first movie is a major cameo to Book Toothless?

(Little guy challenged a freakin' Night Fury dozens of times his size and was all smug and confident he'd win)

Even better, who agrees that this Terror from the first movie and Sharpshot is the same dragon and this same dragon is a cameo to Book Toothless?

[dreamings-free]

They probably told him to wait because many fans were still outside the venue. They took a lot to let everyone in because of security reasons

yeah might be the reason!

[downfallofi]

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[jupiter-balls]

I’m just so tired. I feel like no one would notice if I just stopped talking. Maybe it would be for the best if I did.

I definitely would notice if you stopped talking, because you're wonderful to have around 💖💖

Whoever you are I love you so much!! 🥺😭😭🫶 I'm just having a day where I feel unimportant to everyone and this really means a lot

[godnectar]

how do you even make themes? like i wanna make a cute theme 4 my blog but idk how to do it....

I mean,,, 'm too much of a dummie to make a nice ass tutorial without explaining it like shit, but most of the time I just:

Get inspo from prompts, song lyrics, movies, games or dumb and slightly poetic shit that somehow appears on mind

Always use the same dividers and layouts and only change the text and line colors– (small and simple tutorial for the text here 🫶)

Then, search on pinterest for similar pictures and gifs to put on pinned, header, and pfp.

If the colors don't exactly match, I spend some mins on the phone's editor or even ibis to make it pretty and change values 👍

Put everything on tumblr,, mostly using the app and only going to the web for html stuff and description links 👋😽

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

Would it be ok if you wrote about Jill valentine with a cock? I need her😩

I am so sorry, dear 🥺 I'm afraid I do not know Jill's character enough to do her justice, otherwise I would gladly fulfill this request for you 😌 If any of my followers know of any Jill writers that they could recommend to this poor, needy anon.. please do so! ♥️

[commissionsdarian]

Darian. why the fuck is the priest in the front room. you're meant to be back up, you're actively fucking us up

It's an old house, thought it could do with a bit of exorcism

[naenaex0xx]

hi, you should block bfajax :’)

here’s why : https://www.tumblr.com/yvnaology/747064616176304128/oh-my-god-can-you-explain-the-bfajax

oh.. thanks for letting me know dumbi<3

[fruityheffalump]

Wow this game is embarrassing 😳

The one thing I'll say about Horan is that she does PKs alright with that creepy tricky slow foot thing

How ever

This is not a reason to keep her on the team.... unless she steps up all the other stuff

[bumblingbee1]

The more I think of it, the more I believe that Lalo technically fits the dudebros’ description of a “Mary Sue” to a T and I don’t know how to feel about it...

[pastrycreamsicle]

work is draining me, i dunno im not finding hobbies or anything fulfilling lately. I start something but then immediately feel like im not doing enough and need to do MORE. but more of what?

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

Hear me out on this one, what if, instead of making Charlie weirdly “innocent” and squeamish about really basic shit in hell she actually, I dunno, was aware of it and used to it? And she had to work through her own moral upbringing to get to the point of optimism shes at now? Consider how much more enjoyable of a character she would be if she wasn’t written so flimsy. She is the main character for fucks sake like genuinely. I love myself a character that cries a bunch and is super sweet don’t get me wrong but she is the princess of hell and has been around the most abhorrent disgusting people for centuries.

Even just a quick tiny nod to Charlie not being 100% written as “innocent little baby lady who has one “girlboss moment” would be insane to me. You can totally still have her comically ignorant sometimes too with this as well like can you imagine some random scene later on; Angel makes some kind of mildly tame sex joke and Charlie just adds onto it with the most insane shit possible out of nowhere and everyone just looks at her and shes just standing there like this

She could totally one up everyone on the “what the fuck” scale by ten fold and they just never utilise this for story or comedic potential. You have so much power. Her dynamic with Vaggie who probably still has not 100% adjusted to hell has so much potential please. Imagine them texting

“hey babe hru im on my way back to the hotel💚”

“I just saw some guy hit a family of 4 with an oil rig that caught on fire and it was kinda sad but I think I’m alright now 😕”

“ what.”

PLEASE USE THIS POTENTIAL FOR ANYTHING. IM BEGGING.

[lnfours]

Lando x fem!reader! During the Halloween Party, they decide to dress up together as a MIB, and post he posted a pic and everyone goes crazy

my first social media au?? bc i felt like this would fit so well?? idk?? maybe??

ask box

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landonorris

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[stardustloserdoll]

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something going on

female reader

we were currently in an interview. looking over at tom i saw he was bored a serious look on his face. as the interviewer kept asking questions to bill i placed my hand on toms thigh. i smirked as my hand inched closer to his inner thigh, seeing him look down slightly.

“and you tom? how do you feel on the new album.”the interviewer asked smiling his way. shuffling in his seat tom cleared his throat “uh i think it’s really good.” i began palming him through his jeans, he began biting his lip. “i think everyone will like it.” tom smiled cursing under his breath, bucking his hips into my hand.

leaning into his ear i whispered “good thing you wear big jeans.”

“where’s tom?” i asked walking towards the boys as they sat on the couch playing a video game. “dunno he’s probably in his room.” bill said looking up from his phone. “okay thanks.” i smiled walking over to the room. “tom? you in there.” i asked knocking on the door.

opening the door i noticed tom was on the bed jerking off, his eyes closed and his mouth open. closing the door and locking it, i walked over. sitting on the bed going in front of him. replacing his hand with mine, pumping him in my hand. tom moaned opening his eyes. “y/n..” tom whined bucking his hips up biting his lip.

“aw look at you.” i smiled leaning down to kiss him, tom eagerly kissed back moaning into the kiss. feeling his cum dripping down my hand. “come on babe, cum for me.” i whispered increasing my pace, his abs contracting. “cumming fuck.” tom whimpered thrusting his hips up cumming over my hand.

another short one 😕