#but i dont have a blond wig

[canon-autopsy]

I finished all of the magnus archives and made a tiktok:)

[sortagaysortahigh]

Yall i love jacaerys i rlly do but WHERE ARE THE CREGAN STARK GIRLIES???????? THE NORTH IS LITERALLY COMING LIKE WHERE ARE YALL

[xxplastic-cubexx]

bro the feminine wiles aren’t even a joke like. im with that anon who thought hellfire gala charles was a woman when they first saw him bc same, that design is insaaaane (/pos). how could u not think that when u see it lmfao. idk whose choice it was to give him a corset but the hourglass figure + female coded jawline combo do not lie. i saw it on pinterest and i was like ohhh don’t lie to me i know an anime girl when i see one- WAIT PROFESSOR X????

and that’s not even to mention movieverse charles ofc. we’ve all seen james mcavoy and his big sparkly kawaii anime eyes, i shouldn’t have to say it. charles xavier is never beating the allegations, i fear

gonna need this ask hung in the louvre i fear

[wellijustfinnihedoneofthebooks]

The thing about me is i dont really care about how "book accurate" any of the characters look in amcs iwtv BUT if they dont get the most ridiculous wig ever crafted for marius i will be severely disappointed

[spideyhexx]

https://x.com/tomblythes/status/1833587313433366813?s=46 you

yeah im on edge guys the most that’s happened is emily added a croissant to her insta bio that’s ALL THATS HAPPENED

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Seeing art of Quackity drawn with blue eyes or blonde hair sucks so much bro

[sliceofhorror]

sewing the sleeves on a cosplay for yet a third time 😔

[teamseaslug]

I didn't go out to any parties last Halloween just drank at a bar so I should get dressed up and go out this year. Miss Piggy or Rouge the Bat either one

[zamalie]

every time I think about Mario movie Peach I get angrier about it

[marandaright1]

Dress ive had for 6 months and never put on. But wound up liking.

And a cosplay wig ive had and dont wear. But kinda want a total blonde wig now that doesnt have dark roots like this one. Keep saying I might try cosplay. But im frugal.

[charizardstolemynickname]

YES okay, glad other people agree. (This is also how I found out Stevie Wonder is still alive, I will make a note of that)

But my brain goes 1 step further and mixes up celebrities too. I don't know why, but in my head, many celebrities are the same person

For example. Elton John and Elvis Presley? Same guy. One is dead one is alive. Doesn't matter, they are the same guy in my head.

Here is one of the odd ones, Gary Barlow and Wayne Rooney. One is a singer, one is a footballer. Do I know which? Nope.

Jonathon Groff and Josh Groban? Both the same guy. Oh and Josh Gad? Same guy. Which is funny as 2 of them have definitely been in frozen together

Other notable ones:

Stephen King and Stephen Hawking

Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde

Tupac and Channing Tatum

James McAvoy and Ewan McGregor (plus Domhnall Gleeson, specifically in Peter Rabbit, his character)

Louis Armstrong and Neil Armstrong (plus any other Armstrong)

Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan, Pierce Brosnan (plus Josh Brolin if I hear the name Brosnan)

And many more. I am bad at knowing celebrities so if I only passively know a celebrity, it is guaranteed I mix them up with another celebrity I barely know

Random thought

(While watching a series of The Voice videos on youtube, watching this one in particular. ) 'Wait, Stevie Wonder is alive? Why did I think he was dead? Am I thinking of someone else?"

Anyone else sometimes get surprised finding out some celebrity they thought was dead is actually alive?

[infernothechaosgod]

I already said this some time ago but these yellow wigs BC THATS WHAT IT IS YOU CANT TELL ME THESE ARE HER HAIR really annoy me and are some of my worst pet peevs istg especialy since we have seen blonde mice before so for fun i drew millie from the ex comic re-imagined but still tried to kinda capture the comic style...I don't usualy lineart like that but I dont think it did much lol

Anyways millie and another one of my redesigns for fun be upon ye

[fagulaa]

tsv charecters ranked based on how much ass i think they have:

Faulkner: no ass whatsoever. built like two mops strung together with a blond wig.

Page: middling amount of ass. not a negative curvature, ie faulkner, but not remarkable. an average amount of ass. a happy medium of ass. holds her pants up alright.

Shrue: the same.

Carpenter: the woman hauled a full grown human corpse like 50 miles overland with no trouble, only breaking to axe murder five scientists, and fight in a war. the cairn maiden keeps trying to take her but she just bounces right off the damn thing.

Hayward: caked the hell up. bbl. takes a full second longer than everyone else to get all the way through the door. it stops running five mins after he does. i dont want this to be true. but it is.

BONUS

Val: used to have no ass, but used the power of The Last Word to cake herself up. as a treat.

[jackmanbj]

blondie

summary: you find a piece oh blond hair on jack and wont hear him out

you were walking through the door, you just got out of your last class of day and you were pretty sure jack was down in the basement recording music.

you went downstairs to see what he was working on. you knocked on the studio door “come in” you walked in to find jack at his desk with 5 paper balls rolled up by him and a pen in his hand.

“hi baby, you need anything? food? water?” “no mamas im good, but come sit down with me” “ok.”

you walked over yo to jack and sat on his lap looking down at the paper and started reading “this is really good jack!” “thank you baby” you turned around to give jack a kiss until you noticed there was a blond piece of hair on his shirt.

“jackman thomas fucking harlow” “what did i do..?” you quickly got off his lap picking up the blond hair “whos hair is this?” “baby its yours” “jack. please dont fucking play with me right now, how is it my hair and i have a red wig in? and my natural hair color is black” “baby its yours!” “whats her name? is she white?” “GIRL!” “jackman!” you put the blond hair next to your wig “hhmmm this doesn’t match to me, does it match yo you??” “bab-“ “nope ion wanna hear it, and stop calling me baby, you obviously got some other bitch you be calling baby now i should beat your ass then go beat hers right fucking after cause WHOOO you playin with??”

you started walking to your room pulling out the biggest suitcase your had jack following close on your trail.

“ma what are you doing?!” “you never answered my question!” “what is your question?” “IS SHE WHITE??” “NO BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER GIRL!!” “STOP LYING TO ME!”

you opened the suitcase and laid it flat on the bed and made your way to jacks side of the closet “since you wanna cheat on me your living with urban now bitch” “I DID NOT CHEAT ON YOU!” “WHATS HER NAME JACKMAN?!” “THERE IS NO NAME!!”

you starter pulling all jacks clothes out the closet and putting them in the suitcase, leaving them still folded/ on the hanger.

“baby-“ “AHT! shut the fuck up!” “BABY YIUR LAST WIG WAS BLOND! YOU BROUGHT THIS SHIRT WHEN YOU HAD THE WIG ON! YOUR HAIR PROBABLY GOT ON THE WIG!!”

..

“oh. ok” you started humming and putting jack clothes back on the hanger while jack stared at you in disbelief “crazy ass” “you love me though” you blew jack a kiss and he walked over to you kissing you back “you know your getting punished for this later right??” “at least you know whats up if you tried to cheat on me”

[inthiskingdomwewillendure]

Ahh here we go again with the second season of the rings of power shit. It still looks cheap af. Why are they running around in rags when there is such a high budget. And the ents look so bad. Baumbart was over 20 years ago and he looks still better. Amazon could have listened to the complaints of the fans. But of course they didnt. Dont get me started on that annatar version. Just because you give him a blonde wig doesnt mean he becomes the angel that decieved the minds of everyone. Tolkien would rotate in his grave. It should be forbidden that they can turn his source material in a cheap fanfiction. And the worst is that people who have never seen Lord of the Rings think it is canon. It hurts me that they are butchering his work and characters that i love so much.

[adrien-agreste-imagines]

imagine that you and Adrien are in your room playing whatebver the cool kids are playing right now. Suddenly, he looks at you with a sad expression on his face, suggesting that he needs to tell you something. You look back, and then he musters the courage to tell you something. He looks down and say "You're such a great friend, so I want to tell you a secret I...didn't tell anyone else". You face him completely, all ears. He then says "I'm...actually bald" beofre removing his yellow hair (now a wig). You cover your mouth at this revelation. He turns and then nervously apologizes before breaking into tears and then running away. You don't know why he felt ashamed. "Adrien, WAIT!!" you shout, following the once-blond once-model. Adrien, who had run to the middle of the road, hears your call and turns back, beofre a vehicle hits him smack in the middle. You wail at the site of Adrien flying off where he stood, like a glistening comet. You feel responsible for having caused his death. A few moments later, you're at Adrien's hospital bed, placing your palm above his outstretched right palm. You're crying. He notices you cry, and tries to reassure you that he's okay. You let out a sniffle and say "I'm...I'm bald too"

i dont know if im gonna do this one cause I dont like the implacation that hes bald cause thats what a lot of haters say about him..... but this is written good and i would like more asks from you i just think you should write them about other things sorry. or maybe if your not a hater and you really like adrien just in a bald way then you can make a bald imagines acc maybe