#but i am so tired

[maximura]

[a-sassy-bench]

i'm so tired of doing a barely regular human amount of things in a weekend and then feeling wildly overwhelmed by how not rested i feel for the upcoming week

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[halfelven]

so jealous of people who don’t experience sleep paralysis or who only experience it once or twice in their life. i hope they know i’m taking it from them. sparing them that pain. i endure sleep paralysis—ten times in one night, bravely!—so they will never know the horror. i am willing but jealous. the burden is heavy. i train my mind for the strength to not come to resent the people i save

[selkies-song]

The Legend of Zelda: A Hero's Purpose by MajorLink on Youtube

[despair-tea]

i don't know. i understand the sentiments for sure. but hating men as a lesbian is a bit of a turn-off.

[echoeyee]

can people PLEASE start using some sort of tag for their buddie vs bucktommy discourse posting im so fucking tired of seeing u guys argue

[maddybthorne]

You wanna know what I just found? A Snape/giant squid fanfic.

The best part? It’s not smut. And it’s from the squid’s perspective. I’m not surprised but I am concerned that I find this normal somehow

The fic in question: The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife by eldritcher on Ao3 (you need an account to read it)

(And the thing is I’ve seen giant squid/character before, I *know* it exists. But it’s always been tentacle sex and idk why but the lack of smut feels weird. And the fact that I’m feeling off about a *lack* of inappropriate use of tentacles says something about how deep I’ve delved into fanfic. )

[thebaffledcaptain]

Day one of the 1774 Fort Ti garrison. The musicians have colonized my bunk. We held a soldier’s funeral for some cabbage. Some guy heckled us for a good 10 minutes as we rowed out on Lake Champlain in the bateau. Good times. So ends this day.

[fabiosofabz]

Downsides to working a metaphysical shop: when every single energy vampire in your circle decides to come on the same day, for HOURS, ALONG with busy customer day. Bro I’m TIRED.

[megroha]

[daniwib]

I can't do it.

The mind is strong but the body is weak. Curse you, pre-surgery prep. You've ruined my goal of finishing writing this fic before I go under and therefore of starting to post it.

Sorry ya'll. You're going to have to wait.

[stageplaymlp]

I can’t believe I have to make this post.

If you ship pedophilia or incest, please don’t interact with me. I don’t care if it’s fiction, it makes me extremely uncomfortable. Just block me. Thank you.

[impliedscamp]

can’t remember ever having cried this hard, this often and this intensely before in my life

[ponds-of-ink]

I want to draw MXES observing Dr. Scraptrap having a crisis about his appearance, but I am so sleepy.

Like imagine a ‘younger’ MXES is training for his “job” in Ruin when he has to encounter that frazzled rabbit. And when they do meet, the poor doctor’s frantically scrounging for something to cover his face.

And for a moment, something strikes a cord within MXES. Maybe not an exact memory of feeling insecure (though he definitely got weirded out when he saw what he looked like for the first time), but definitely something that stirs up the closest thing to sympathy in his programming.

So when they do finally see face-to-face, MXES just.. stares. Like a kid focusing all their attention on a ladybug.

Dr. Scraptrap is understandably puzzled, but at least he can tell that this state isn’t out of malice.. Which is a lot better than what he was dreading.

…I dunno, I’m going to bed.

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Cons of aquarium: it’s so loud, I’m not kidding when I say there’s not a single quiet place in that building

Pros of aquarium: sometimes a penguin will just walk into the room your in

[sunflowergirl522]

DOUBLE ALBUM???!!!!!!!