#but i CAN'T

[getvalentined]

HEY TUMBLR! I DESPERATELY WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE IN AUSTRALIA!

SOMEONE STOLE MY BEST FRIEND'S $2000 EBIKE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND GOT AWAY WITH IT

HELP THEM GET A NEW ONE

The details: One of my best friends in the entire world, @takenbynumbers, has been having a rough time lately. Their birthday is on the 10th, but the last couple months have been complete hell—and then today someone stole their ebike from where it was locked up right outside their place of work, in the lot, in front of the doors, in broad fucking daylight.

Nobody saw anything. All that was left was their extremely hefty lock, which was sliced to nothing, and their helmet.

They need this bike to get around, first and foremost, but also it's an integral tool in retaining their literal physical mobility, as it's a low-impact exercise that helps stave off the deterioration of their hips due to a hereditary condition. A police report has been filed, but that's not likely to go anywhere—these things are never recovered.

If you're going "wait a second, didn't one of your friends have an ebike stolen a couple years ago?" you are correct! This is the same friend! Last time someone broke into the locked secure storage cage at the apartment complex where lived and stole it in the middle of the night—they got a lock to make sure that couldn't happen again, and THIS TIME SOME JACKASS USED BOLT CUTTERS!

I AM SO FUCKING MAD BUT I AM IN THE WRONG HEMISPHERE TO ENACT REVENGE

If we can raise enough to get them a new one it would be the best birthday present in the world. External links deboost posts all over the net, so PLEASE signal boost this if you can. Everything helps.

[villainsandvictimsalliance]

Watching Horikoshi visit the LOV like the death ripper GET AWAY FROM SPINNEEEEEEEEER

[eggonthemoon]

This doesn't happen very often for me but it's really painful when there's a lack of fan content of your favorite character.

IS HE THERE VERY LONG? No.

DO I LOVE THIS EVIL SCOTTISH NECROMANCER?

YES

YES I DO.

Where are my Zorba x Louis evil couple fanfics? Please I need them in my life.

[lucigra]

Yep, I'm still into Kanthony

[goldenivy0]

'Because she's my sister, and I love her.'

'I didn't realise Illyrians were in the habit of fucking their sisters.'

Listen... I don't know how anyone can read this quote and not automatically think Eris is one of the most compelling characters in this series 😂 (alongside with his half brother may I add so it really must be something in LoA's genes since she's the common factor between them). Eris ate with this one I fear... My face after reading this for the 1st time was a poem 😆

[m4rs-ex3]

happy late pride month to this information

[saphiccarma]

I am not ready for Wednesday

[navstuffs]

headcanons of leon adopting a dog (gn!reader)

warning: none, pure fluff, leon with dogs

Leon never shared your interest in adopting a dog. Despite every dog you met gravitating towards him, having a dog wasn't on his wish list. Due to his job, he didn't want to leave all responsibility in your hands.

So when your sister begs you to take care of Bowie, her brown labrador, you think it won't be a problem. Leon is away on a mission, you work from home and have been feeling pretty lonely. Besides, it is an emergency, and your sister will return soon. You just have to make sure there was no evidence of a dog in the house before Leon comes home. Which could take days, weeks, or months.

So you will be fine.

When your sister asks for a few extra days, you get a little nervous, thinking you might take the dog to a hotel. Bowie seems comfortable around the house like he belongs there, so you delay it.

When Leon finally comes home, exhausted, the only thing on his mind is relaxing in your arms after a shower, he hears taps on the floor in his direction and sees Bowie looking directly at him, his tail wagging excitedly.

Leon doesn't say anything, staring down at Bowie. Wasn't that your dog's sister? What is he doing there? 

Bowie slowly approaches him, sniffing his pants and looking up with cute brown eyes. Leon knows anyone would have fallen immediately, but he doesn't, calling your name.

You run downstairs, watching Bowie tangle on Leon's legs. Your boyfriend looks astonished, and you have to muffle a laugh. 

"I am sorry, I am sorry! My sister needed someone to take care of Bowie, and I offered. I thought he would be gone now, but she needed a few extra days."

Leon notices you are nervous, rubbing your hands together, anxiously awaiting his answer. Leon sighs, letting his bag on the floor, Bowie sniffling it. He walks toward you, pulling you into a hug.

"It is alright, sweetheart. I am not mad. It was an emergency. All good."

You let out a deep breath, hugging him back tightly. You were so relieved he was back in your arms and not angry. You two feel Bowie trying to join in on the hug.

You do your best to keep Bowie out of Leon's way the next few days, but the dog is obviously drawn to him. If Leon gets up, Bowie follows. After returning from your usual walks with him, Bowie immediately returns to Leon. You try to lure Bowie with treats, but after he eats them, he returns to Leon again. 

(some part of you is getting jealous since you have been taking care of Bowie for quite some time and he chooses Leon like this. but can you blame them?)

One day, you have to run some errands. You tell Leon you can leave Bowie in the crate so he doesn't disturb him, but Leon says it is all good. 

You try to finish as fast as you can. Before you go home, you get a pizza, drinks, and special doggie treats from Bowie. You don't hear Bowie taps to welcome you when you arrive home. After dropping everything on the kitchen counter, you call Leon.

You find both of them napping on the sofa, Bowie lying on top of Leon, his head comfortably on his chest. They look peaceful, Leon's features calm as his hand holds Bowie.

You don't know who you are more jealous of if Leon or Bowie, almost melting with how freaking cute they look. Leon looks so peaceful as well. You get your phone to take a few pictures before leaving them both to sleep.

After that, Bowie gets even more attached to Leon and vice-versa. Leon starts to join you and Bowie in walks, takes him on morning runs, and even suggests taking Bowie to a dog park. Leon feeds him, gives him baths, and suggests Bowie might need a toy.

If Leon is lying down on the sofa, Bowie always jumps on top of him. Leon would stroke Bowie's head and body until they both fell asleep.

The day Leon goes grocery shopping, he finds a toy for Bowie. Not a squeaky annoying one, but one he could throw for him.

When Leon returns home, he looks for Bowie. He finds you on your laptop in the living room. When Leon asks you where Bowie is, you scratch your head telling him anxiously your sister picked him up earlier. 

"I am sorry you couldn't say goodbye. She was in a rush."

Leon doesn't reply, simply nodding and taking groceries to the kitchen. He doesn't speak much for the rest of the day, looking like the past depressed Leon.

One month pass until Leon has to leave for a mission again. You are sad to see him go, not knowing when you will see him again. At least you have enough time to prepare a surprise for him.

When Leon returns, he is surprised to hear the taps against the floor.

A mixed-breed puppy comes running to check on him. You follow close behind, watching Leon hold the puppy in his arms.

"His name is Prince. He is here temporarily if we don't want to stay with him."

"He stays." 

"He stays then."

[skyrim-forever]

canceling plus today

[theabbystabby]

No matter how bright my anger burns, I must not bite that hands that reared me.

[wishfulsketching]

All my hobbies would stress my hand too much so I can't do 'em. I mean, I can read and I've been reading but my goddamn adhd is not making it easy. Being an artist is all fun and games (this is a lie) until your dominant hand decides to go kaput

[nau-the-duke]

Aaaah, I wish I had content to post, but I haven't been able to actually draw lately because I've been taking care of my spayed cat, and it takes a lot of my time, so no actual new drawings for now

I did, however, tried to understand a little the shape of Crowley's eyes. It's not much, but I guess it's better than leaving this account with no new art kdskdsk

I still have a lot to practice, but I love his eyes so much and I couldn't resist the urge to draw them and try to do them in a way that suits my style more

[4dr14nn]

I'm so tired, but I can't give up right now ://

[heretherebedork]

I mean, to be clear, it's because he's a gay man in a homophobic but also deeply filial society who is forced to either be in the closet or to make a break with family and he cares about people and is terrified of what it could mean to be himself and so instead he hides and runs and fears and tries to place himself in places that placate both sides of himself even knowing he never fully can.

It's because he's a gay artist being shoved into a het businessman role with no easy way out without breaking the bonds of the culture he was raised in and destroying the values he grew up with and still believe in.

It's because he can't have power in this situation because the moment he is true to himself that power means nothing and will be stripped away and cast aside.

It's because he is living a life where there is always a lie on the tip of his tongue and he thought he finally found a way around it with his best friend and an end date and now he's realizing that nothing he thought would free him truly will.

But if he works for you, all he's protecting is a lie.

The power you offer him protects the version of Do Han you want but not the version of Do Han that he really is.

[bloodwr4th]

quick question before going to work. who would bites this evil evil man?