#but hey i'm not complaining

[pocketsizepunk]

@layclaireweek day 5 - treasure

a top hat on the professor's shelf, right next to his various finds from his archaeological expeditions. it's too old and fragile to wear anymore, but he swears it's his greatest and most valuable treasure...

[dani-luminae]

“But why is Galactic Starcruiser closing?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”

Wow, it’s almost like no one was willing to fork out an exorbitant amount of money to be locked in a windowless building for two days, even if it was chock-full of Star Wars minigames to play.

And compared to all the actors, Cast Members, and other employees they had to pay to keep the “experience” running? It just wasn’t efficient.

[hakunonon]

turns out kashin koji is permanent, which makes her the first permanent ssr assassin since osakabehime debuted nearly six years ago, and the third in the game overall.

[samatokisfootrest]

FINALLY. It finally happened, a bot finally understood what I wanted!

Dudeeee, he really gets meeee

First time a bot does exactly what I want them to do without having to explain it ;w; Trey, you are so smart

[sportsallover]

A little close-up of the Norwegian ski suit with some eye candy by L'Équipe

[apathetic-revenant]

there is something oddly reassuring about coming back to tumblr after four years of concentrated Tribulations and finding this post from a past incarnation of myself still actively circulating.

like

“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”

incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go

correct response:

[unsung-idiot]

local man has had it with oversized dorito

[whatshappeningheree]

Tell me why pretty gamer boys that act all sweet and nerdy are actually filthiest motherfuckers out there

[royalarchivist]

Bobby: Bye Jaiden great to have you here as always :)

Jaiden: AWW!!! 🥺💕

Roier: Oh, but when it's ME? But when it's ROIER—?!

Happy Mother's Day to q!Jaiden. I miss her, and our favorite little Mama's boy. 🥲

[microtyalm13]

everything about Gavriil feels suffocating.

how his presence alone can be almost overwhelming, how his massive body cages you everytime without a chance to escape. you wouldn't dare to try anyway, knowing that you don't even have a say against a creature of his caliber. he will find you. in your dreams, in your nightmares. in your room.

how he will be intense and vague about everything just for the sake of it; to confuse you further, to see the conflict of emotions in your eyes merge with arousal. eventually your hesitance turns into acceptance, a desperate need to feel his hands all over you. and he will be oh so grateful to fulfill that desire.

how his thick tongue pushes past your lips and into your mouth, reaching almost the back of your throat, relishing in the muffled little sounds you make. your drool mixed with his saliva drips down your chin, and your hazy eyes look up at him when he finally pulls away, giving you a second to breathe.

how his hips are slamming into you relentlessly, your wetness and lack of resistance allowing him to move almost effortlessly. forced to hold onto him for dear life instead of pushing away. all of your morals and principles are being tossed out of the window every single time he comes to you. he has you where he wants you, and will not stop until he feels like you can't take it anymore.

and how in the morning he vanishes away, leaving you guessing: was it just another wet dream? but the cold stickiness between your legs tells you more than you need to know.

[genshin-brained]

Ororon being a 4-star is so crazy with how much of a spotlight he got in the AQ. It's like if they made Navia a 4-star after angsting the shit out of her throughout the Fontaine AQ

[piko-power]

I can't stand these two /aff

[flownwrong]

5x07 Erigah // 5x08 Labyrinths // 5x10 Life, Itself

[artseuki]

Finally getting around to sharing my Elesa cosplay pics from last SDCC! Gen V still holds a very special place in my heart (esp the Nimbasa trio 👀), so it was fun bringing her design to life!

Photography: @nymphofnovels

[tamavonpineapple]

I'm just having fun

[clancys-forest]

i've had next semester stuck in my head for three days now