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HOLY MOLY

by the skin of your teeth

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AU by @amolecularmachine Inspired by this comic by @carbscartoons

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Lies I have told children ages 7-9

I am five billion years old

My name is Snuffalufagus Bartholomew Von Maximus the Third

I'm in Kindergarten because after college they make you start again all the way back in the beginning.

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Band called ship of Theseus who replaces one of their members with every album release

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Here I am, posting something similar like the fibro post... this one goes out to my psychotic folks🫶

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Strutting into my faithfully reproduced 17th century alchemist's study to make a single perfect grilled cheese, then leave

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where were they getting the pumpkins?

Did Jack Chick think Halloween III: Season of the Witch was a documentary?

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I don’t care what the timeline of The Northman was, as soon as he said “I have kinsmen in Orkney” I started thinking “HELLO GAWAIN, IT IS YOUR COUSIN AMLETH FROM ICELAND!”

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Ships with height differences. Reblog if you agree

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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makes you experience a placebo effect

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why are british people always so mad when people make jokes about their accents. sorry you say yewchube. it’s funny though innit

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The only thing scary about Halloween this year are these temperatures! Ha ha ha! *pulls the mic close* I'm going to start killing oil executives

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If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

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i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for