#but hes still uhhh…. not sigma

[beansontoastttt]

Charles ii of Spain is just a wannabe Charles ii of England (the cool one)

☝️ 😎

[prettiest-thing-in-the-morgue]

Neglected Reader x Yandere Platonic Batfam pt 2

continuation of this au -> 🍁 , 🍁🍁🍁 , 🍁🍁🍁🍁

- well anyways, so the reader is stuck in this expensive limbo and they're like " uhhhhh so about the fact you've been avoiding paying your taxes for the past five years -" like reader is just trying to be professional .

- Bruce ignores their comment and just gives reader a cheshire smile and is like " Don't worry about that hun right now we just want to spend time with you " like he's just trying to reassure reader and they're just there like ' WHERE IS THE NEAREST TRUSTED ADULT THIS GRANDPA IS WEIRD ???'

- reader is just awkwardly sitting there like 🧍‍♀️ meanwhile damians just staring at them , enamored . So reader just awkwardly goes on their phone and text their secretary to track their location and pick them up because they are creeped tf out.

- Bruce is trying to be smooth by making dad jokes like " simba was moving too slow so I told him to mufasa "and readers just awkwardly laughing because she doesn't want the old man to feel bad .

- it gets worse when he tries using modern slang like " Hey ( reader's name ) you're so sigma today " and literally everyone in the limbo cringes and damian tells his dad to shut up and to stop embrassing them.

- anyways y'all reach the Wayne Mansion and you try to get out of the limbo but damian literally holds onto your hand and is like " allow me the most handsome , incredible , reliable , intelligent , best looking wayne to escort you out " and readers like okay whatever because he's just a little kid what's he gonna do ???

- so yall enter in and reader is escorted to a fancy living room , so reader sits dowm and whips out their laptop - insistent on being professional and wanting to get this over with so they could go home and take a much needed nap .

- " Okay Mr.Wayne ? It's says here you owe $100, billion to the IRS -" reader starts but then Dick and Jason enters in with big smiles . " Hey sis /bro !!" They greeted them but reader looks at them confused like who the hell are these randoms .

- this makes them both sad and sulk that their adorable little sibling wasn't as joyous to see them as they were to them. In comes tim with Alfred, and the reader perks up at Alfred. " Hey Alfred how are you ? didn't know you started to work for a new family !" Reader greets him.

- everyone just sits there in shock like does reader seriously forget about them - like they know they fucked up big time by ignoring /neglecting them but like they didn't recognize their own family??

- Alfred just politely smiles at reader and is like " Mr./Mrs. (Reader's Name ) I am still working for the same family, your adopted family in fact " he clarified. Reader just stares at him in confusion because like they don't ever recall being adopted ?? Like they've been in foster care they're whole life??.

- reader is just awkwardly like " hahaha hahaha nice joke man " and dick literally dramatically falls to floor and starts sobbing about how reader doesn't love them anymore .

- reader is just like ' wtf ' because like dramatic much and also they thought Alfred was their foster parent and they were just living in a big apartment complex w another family they didn't know they were supposed to be adopted siblings .

- tim literally grabs dick by his shirt collar and picks him up . " It's very nice to meet you :> " tim greets reader. Reader responds with a poker face , " uhhh we lived in the same place for 13 years mate it's a bit late to an introduction, yeah ?" reader says with a deadpan tone.

- everyone just looks at each other awkwardly and reader gets a notification from their secretary that they were outside waiting on them . Reader sighs and gets up from the couch and shoves their laptop into their travel bag . " Alright was nice knowing yall but I gotta dip " reader says and begins to walk right out .

- everyone immediately gets up to chase after them , Damian literally clinging onto their leg, and Jason and Bruce was trying to persuade them into staying saying ' its too late to go outside ' , " it's too dangerous ' . Reader just stops and looks at them both like " yeah grandpa it's 4 pm we know it's your bed time " and walks out the mansion.

- reader walks out , boss bitch style into their own expensive sports car not before waving at them and saying " See you later in court when you get arrested for tax evasion Bruce " and with that they drive off.

- the batfam just stands there in shambles because they failed in kidnapping and convincing reader to stay with them.

[mysterious-art-greenhouse]

i forgor my pencil and got my permission to make mistakes revoked. doodles at class

1-3 mozelle! i mistook her for a mouse/rat but decided to still do something about it. the first two is "true demonic form"that i reallyyyy wanted to make

4-5 unpleasant. skibidi sigma ohio rizz what can i say (he doesn't own clothes and was going around butt naked. then infected "let him borrow" some so now he uhhh looks like that)

6-7 infected who lives in my mind rent free

8 - buck and dr retro. i love them dearly

[m00nst4rd0ll]

ORDER : Found the one

its obvious both You and Sun are clingy. Its so unbelievably obvious !

have you seen the way he clings on to you like a cat everytime you both sleep ?

and YOU. Yeah, your not safe (｡⁠ì _ í｡)

You [ Insert clingy thing here becuz idk what to put ] all the time !!

So thats why you both are 100%, without a doubt . . . Meant to be together (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)♡

"uhhh. . . Y/n, is it uh. Normal for you to suffocate people while, you know: cuddling ??"

Oopsies ! You almost choked Sun while cuddling. Again. And yes. You have done it before, you have said sorry so much it starts to sound like it's not a word (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

"sorry, sun !" you apologize, Sun getting used to you saying 'sorry' so much. He wont get mad at you for it, hes literally the same amount of clingy you are ! Or less. He and You don't even know yet.

"its fine. Just uh, please try not to uhm. Suffocate me so much. This is the fourth time this week. And its Wednesday (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)"

"i cant promise that but i will try !"

yeah so just ignore sun's bald brother stalking you guys from afar.

he still cant believe his brother has a significant other.

like. He knows Sun as a wimp how does said wimp pull YOU ??

I guess it's a mystery for now :]

©m00nst4rd0ll do not repost, copy, translate or modify.

Like always : uhh, I hope you like this and it's what you wanted and ye

I can't tag the person who requested this. Like always (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) @kirbyinnabox ?? (HOW DOES THIS JUST NOW WORK WHAT THE SIGMA

[spliqi]

lucy and/or sigma for the ask game!!

LENA hello!! <3

lucy maud montgomery - bsd

favorite thing about them: oh god. where do i begin. lucy’s character is one that i admit i didn’t examine too closely at first but i’m so pleased i did because she’s amazing. she’s such a brilliant subversion of so many romantic tropes especially in regards to her relationship with atsushi. the fact that she’s set up to be the conventional damsel in distress and a cut-and-paste version of him, but then throughout their relationship she turns all of that on its head. becoming the hero she needed when atsushi fails to save her, having her development pushed by a male character instead of existing solely to further his, her relationship with kyouka developing as a criticism of love triangles/rivals — instead of fighting with another girl over a guy it’s their mutual care for him that brings them together and keeps them strong. her and atsushi looking after each other in each other’s love languages — she risks her life to save him, an act which is so important to him he feels it’s his life’s purpose, while he is open and vulnerable with her — the one thing she struggles with most. yeah. also her design is gorgeous, one of the best in the series imo

least favorite thing about them: that she doesn’t play more of a central role in the story #tbh

favorite line:

i could write an akulucy thesis abt this

brOTP: lucy & kyouka! also mutuals have converted me into lucy & sigma brainrot

OTP: MONTCOTT ARGHHHH bashes my head into the wall repeatedly. also atsulucy if that giant rant at the beginning didn’t give it away

nOTP: lucy/kyouka. also not particularly fond of lucy/twain for a reason i can’t figure out

random headcanon: that she collects stuffed animals in anne's room and gives them as gifts to people she really likes

unpopular opinion: uhhh that she isn't one-dimensional. and her feelings for atsushi don't take away from her character just because they're a significant part of it. there are many characters in bsd who have heavy ties to another character (many of those ties much stronger than lucy's are) and none of them get the same flak as the female characters seem to

song i associate with them: BECAUSE LOVE GROWSSS WHERE MY ROSEMARY GOESSSS AND NOBODY KNOWSSSS LIKE MEEEE and also aint it fun by paramore <3

favorite picture of them: her early manga droopy eyes can be something so personal 🫶

sigma - bsd

favorite thing about them: his mysterious backstory... i love theorizing about him and what author he could possibly represent. his design is also absolutely stunning and i'm still mourning how much of it was sacrificed by bones studio

least favorite thing about them: his anime adaptation

favorite line: "It might just be a trick, but Dazai paid a price. An immense price. It's part of the casino's style to match the customer's stakes."

brOTP: siglai!

OTP: years of slander and mischaracterization and still nobody has managed to wean me off sigzai. you bozos will have to pry them from my cold dead hands. also kunisig!! also my guilty pleasure sigsskk (yes you read that right. no i didn’t accidentally type an extra s)

nOTP: sigma/teruko

random headcanon: not random at all and in fact very popular hc but sigma ur so transgender.... transmasc sigma = peak. transfem sigma = peak. nonbinary sigma = peak. honestly every trans hc can be reasonably supported by the text and i just love that about him. i love them all

unpopular opinion: he’s not dumb he’s not a baby he knows when he’s being taken advantage of!!! he knows when he’s being manipulated he just goes along with it anyway because he’s that desperate for somewhere to belong !!!!! that’s the whole point!!!! that’s why his relationship with dazai (and atsushi) is so important!! through them he’s learning that home is where the heart is and that it doesn’t have to be conditional or transactional

song i associate with them: skyfall is too obvious of an answer so i'm gonna say split by 88rising & niki 🙏 also coin by iu for the casino vibes. i used to have a sigma playlist but i’ve forgotten every song that was in it so that’s all you’re getting

favorite picture of them: LOL i have so many. he’s so expressive

character ask game

[oshimaoshimaoshima]

I had a change of heart along with self reflection…here’s the actual hcs. 🙏

Jouno Nsfw HCs (written unprofessionally by a loser virgin.)

(It might get a bit disturbing, nasty, freaky and ooc towards the end.) (not proofread too)

-start off very basic I think this guy is like like uhhh a dominant typa guy yknow. (Lawd I’m not used to writing these stuff bear with me.) like alpha sigma big daddy top. 🥶🥶

-while I do see him leaning on the more dominant and hard to top side, if you manhandle him and be stubborn enough I suppose you can corner him to submission. 👍 (possibility of 4.57.%)

-but when he’s submissive he’d be the cutest bichiest bitchy cuck ever, wpuld tryna act tuff but is a babbling moaning sensitive mess, every little thing gets him going and he’d be done in no time.

-if yk monthly hunting dog surgeries give them quite inhumane strength, so imagine the power and stamina this man has, he’ll be taking you to more than just poundtown like uhh creamy valley or bootyhole anal sex canyon or smth. (Then again he’s easily overstimulated so certain times it won’t go as far as I list out.)

-he likes humiliation and degrading, will throw some praises here and there if youre a soy boy who’d cry at the slightest mean comment (like me)

-then again the smell of the tears and how your sobs rack against your chest would turn him on more, remember he’s a sadist, so most likely would have dacryphillia. 🙏

-BONDAGEEEE, totally not self projecting here hehe. 🤤🤤

-on days where he’s exhausted, he (most likely) would like to get lay down to rest and listen to your heartbeat but since this is a freaky deaky post, jouno would opt for soft sex too. He can be loving in those moments.

-but………punishment sex…..or when he’s frustrated as hell……..heh. 👅

-this guy is a real FREAKKKK, whenever you’d cry during sex he’d lean down from where he’s thrusting in you to lick your tears, mutter curses under his breath from how good you are, THENNN sloppy sloppy saliva making out and and marking you up, shit like that.

-would record sounds of you or ask you to send audios smth like that, so he can jork off to it. 🥶🥶

-he may not have visuals of you, but he can touch smell sense, so he’d def like feeling his hands around your body and face, getting to know you and really, admire you, before diving in to give you the most delectable head ever. 😈😈🙏🙏

-if he was given the chance to fuck you in front of Tetchou just to prove something, he would. (Vouyerism YEOWCH!!)

-collaring, need more I say?

-what the fuck am I doing Atp ANYWAYYY KNIFE PLAY KNIFE PLAY AND BLOOD KINK TOO!!! I’m still keeping my words, jouno would get a boner whenever he tortures criminals and ejaculates to the smell of their blood and the sounds of their agonies. He’d have the most fucked up looking shit eating grine while doing allat.

-the typa guy to dry humps you in a Target bathroom.

-last but NOT least……dick piercing. Mmmhjmmmmmiuhttsgymmk.

OFC I HAVE MORE THAN THIS, BUT I CABT KEEP WRITING THIS ITS ACTUALLY SO AWKWARD. 😭😭😭 like and subscribe for part 2…..or a Tetchou ver..👅👅

[thatbeluga]

Wet Sock 2x07: Sigma Soup

Season One / 2x01 / 2x02 / 2x03 / 2x04 / 2x05 / 2x06

Rad and Misp assumed, quite reasonably, that their rescue from falling from the top of UWU Enterprises in the My Immortal Dimension would bring them somewhere safer. That's usually the point of a rescue.

However, Womb had been dealing with his own issues off screen, and decided at that moment that it was time for Rad and Misp to also share in his misery. His jetpack gave out almost immediately upon returning to the dimension he had come from, sending all three of them head first into a pile of purple, ice-cream like slime.

"What the sigma?" Rad asked, pulling her head out of the ice cream. "Did this rizzler really just skibidi me right into a hill made of Grimace Shake?"

"Ugh gonna get negative aura points for this," Wombat said, shaking the Grimace Shake out of his fur.

"Not to be a beta, but where the fanum tax are we?" Misp asked.

Wombat shivered, his eyes darkening with the weariness of his travels, his fears, his failures.

"We're in... Ohio."

A single tear fell from his face.

"No cap."

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"So since Beluga and Fuck are mad sus, the multiversal court is gonna unalive them," Rad explained. "Misp is yapping that I should save those gooners."

Womb led them through a canyon of giant, dead, skibidi toilets. The live ones were usually not dangerous, unless there was a level-10 rizzler to rouse them into a frenzy.

"Listen sigma, just cause Beluga and Fuck did a big L by lowkey fanum taxing the skibidi multiversal court, doesn't mean we shouldn't stan them anymore," Wombat said.

"That's what I'm saying," Misp said. Wombat stopped cold.

"What did you just yap?"

"I said, that's what I'm saying," Misp repeated. Wombat covered their mouth.

"Are you a level 0 rizzler?" he whispered. "If you are not brainrotting every second you're in Ohio, the rizzlords are gonna get you, no cap, no cap sigma toilet rizz."

"Uhhh..." Misp panicked. "I drank a grimace shake and it gave me like 300 aura points?"

Misp mewed. Wombat breathed a sigh of relief.

"That was dank," Rad said.

A shriek pierced the air. Wombat cursed.

"What? What did I do?" Wombat grabbed Rad's arm, his eyes going wide.

"You godamn beta, you used Gen Z slang!" Wombat said. "The one thing worse than not brainrotting is bringing up old brainrot. Ohio is a relatively new dimension, its gods are still primordial and the do not take kindly to references to elder gods. We're gonna lose so many aura points for this."

The shrieking intensified, the earth trembling as the rizzmasters closed in. Wombat headbutted the side of a skibidi toilet, opening up a rift to another dimension.

"I don't have time to calculate where we're going, but this'll get us away from the rizzmasters. We've GYATT to go!" Wombat said, pushing Misp in. Rad jumped in after. Wombat gazed back at the approaching rizzmasters, and flipped them off.

"Later, sigmas."

[ikiyou]

HI IKIYOU I LOVE YA

Uhhh no actual excuse to message but I wanted to message you!! So!! UHH

AFTER S5 HAVE YOUR BSD FAVES SHIFTED? WHO'S THE CURRENT TOP 3

HIIIIIII OMG LOVE YA TOOO 💗💗💗💗💗

XDDD 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 My favs have been set ever since that fateful day I decided to read a random soukoku fic for kicks and my eyes were opened and I abandoned my half-hearted like of Dazai/Atsushi far behind and never looked back 🤣

They are:

Chuuya

Dazai

Mori

I will admit I like Sigma more now than from the manga, so there's that. He's a good character. Tachihara has risen from nobody status to quite the hero. I still destest the hunting dogs greatly though, although I suppose that one that bonded with Kenji wasn't too bad in those moments. Hate the shrimp. Don't find a use for that type of character (gonna stay a child and be an ass about it -> omg what is the point) although her Ability has great potential for whumping others. I will say I had never originally liked Aya, and a lot of that was admittedly due to the hype around her, the fandom need to make her so-and-so's child etc, but I did like her in this arc. Oh. And Vlad. 100%. He's great LOL. I hope we get more vampire just like I hope they bring our boy Adam back, Chuuya needs a friend ffs.

In number 4 slot I think I'm gonna shove:

Vlad/Adam as a tie XD

AND HOW ABOUT YOU, WHO'S YOUR TOP 3???

[sugarcarnation]

!! im back again bc i remembered a theory i heavily believe in on tt abt 109 and i sent this to someone else too so heres the basic gist of it

notice the correlation between atsushi vs akutagawa + dazai vs chuuya both are fighting their vampire port mafia rivals, while the protagonists are losing, ex. atsushi loses an arm and a leg, dazai breaks his legs and gets shot, but we know atsushi is the mc, there fore won't be killed off. due to the parallels between the two protags, dazai AND atsushi might win or make it out alive, unless asagiri wants to be a little shit and show us either a. the different two ways the relationships could go (life and death) b. he likes to make us suffer

oh and dazai's a big money maker so that too !! either way dazai most likely will live (+ sigma but thats for another ask)

thanks for coming to my ted talk (p.s i was the uhhh feral chuuya anon earlier LKMFAFIOSJ) ((big switch up))

feral chuuya anon!! you have the range

but yeah i agree i can’t imagine asagiri killing either atsushi or dazai off. atsushi is not only the main character but i’m pretty sure there’s also a lot of things he has left unresolved in this arc. it would be against the themes of bsd to kill him after he chose to believe in hope and fight to save the people around him

same with dazai i just can’t believe they’d ever kill the suicidal guy in the reasons to live manga. not even talking about how he’s such a fan favorite and how in there’s still a lot you can develop in his character and his relationships to other people

also asagiri loves fake cliffhanger deaths. even if one of them did supposedly die i’d have to wait for the next twenty chapters without their appearance to actually believe it

[frickfrackchickenstack]

Aren't they also on the roof of a big building... how do they get down. I mean, Chuuya can sort of fly, and he can bring Sigma with him, BUT DAZAI?!

He probably still has some cracked bones after all the falls in that place, man. Can't push him down and expect him to reach the ground in one piece 🫣 *cue unnecessarily convoluted makeshift pulley system to make one (1) man evade*

this is true!! uhhh man im not even certain i just think its be funny to have a sigskk road trip lmao

[ilistentogirlinred]

I'd love to hear more thoughts on that crossover.

YES OMG!!!

(this is abt my pjo/bsd crossover btw!)

so a little worldbuilding: atsushi was still an orphan obvi, and they're all like 12-18? so like atsushi would be like 14? dazai/kunikida/ranpo/etc would be like 18? or maybe ranpo would be like 20 but still at chb idk. the pm might be camp jupiter? also all the pjo characters still exist in this universe so none of the bsd guys are like the main characters

so i think atsushi would be a dionysus or apollo kid. dionysus cause tigers and apollo cause idk the vibes.

ummmm i said that kunikida would be an athena or zeus kid, athena cause brains and zeus cause honestly i feel like it just fits yk?

the tanazaki's would be like dionysus kids

yosano would be an apollo or thanatos kid. cause healing but like healing with death?

and poor like 10 year old kyouka is an athena kid

kenji is a demeter kid

fukuzawa is like a... fuck wait this is difficult. he's a hermes kid maybe? trust me the vibes are there

more below the cut cause i'm gonna talk A LOT

NOW WE'RE ONTO DAZAI! this bitch was really hard to categorise actually cause like you have to give him something in line with his character arcs? so my first thought was apollo, cause idk but it didn't really fit. my second idea was aphrodite AND HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE. so like he'd see people as not really caring about him cause he'd feel like he made them? and he'd have charmspeak. also him being an aphrodite kid just feels right when i think about the fifteen scene. he could also be a hades kid with a nico-esqe time travel lotus casino type of shitshow and like oda was his brother figure maybe? idk i feel like he'd be an aphrodite kid and i refuse to elaborate. (he could be a venus kid cause port mafia?)

ranpo is just mortal and can see through the mist, maybe he's an oracle maybe he's not.

LETS GO TO THE PM!

chuuya could be from another pantheon? maybe? idk he's an ares/mars kid or maybe like a thanatos kid? or he got like cursed/bestowed with like being a demigod but like he doesn't have a proper godly parent? but like he has a patron god parent? so like maybe a titan? like hyperion or smth? or atlas? idk

mori is like a legacy of asclepius and kouyou is an ares/mars kid 100%

the akutagawa's are related on the mortal side and ryuu is a luna (selene) kid? gin is like possibly a very distant legacy of like ultios (assassins!)?

higuchi is like a nymph or driad or smth like that.

kaiji is a minerva or vulcan kid

ummm hirotsu is like a legacy of zeus. very distantly tho

i probably forgot someone from the mafia but whatever

i'd say the hunting dogs are all mortal but can see through the mist (or sense, in jouno's case)

ummmm lets see

other relevant characters:

i want the guild to be a different pantheon so they're the norse ppl. or like 50/50 mortals

POE IS NOT DEAD BTW HE'S NOT IN VALHALLA! poe is like an odin kid maybe? or he's just completely normal? idk he needs powers but yeah he can defs see through the veil/mist and like do shit with it

uhhh oda was themis kid or legacy.

ango's an athena kid? maybe?

OH SHIT THE DOA!!!

i think the decay of angels is like people from a lot of different pantheons with similar goals.

fyodor i think should be from the slavic mythological pantheon so now i get to read about more myths!!! this is obviously very loose cause there isn't much known about slavic myths and gods (cause the christian colonisers didn't care enough to write anything about them) but i feel like he's a dola kid. dola is the personification of destiny and fate! fyodor could also just be completely normal

nikolai is a normal mortal dude who can like see myth-y stuff but he can also do legit magic? like i feel like it would come from the "soul" or smth instead of godly genes? idk like he got gifted with magic cause like a god took pity on him or smth?

AND SIGMA!!! MY CHILD!!! he's a weird one cause like he spawned out of a book. i'd say maybe he's a reincarnated soul? idk tho

lmao there was no worldbuilding here but whatever

[sumarmzthesadseal]

Love giving my straight ocs the queer treatment like

Yes it's painfully obvious that this male character loves this female character but it's unrequited obviously and I'm never going to CONFIRM he loves her lolol

Oh yeah these two die together bc they can't bare a world without the other but they're just friends stupid ah

These two are just rlly close friends! I don't care if they're borderline making out they said no hetero!!

Uhhh wdym he's straight? Uh okay dude whatever just bc he doesn't show interest in men doesn't mean he's straight!!! He's just not into romance he's too sigma for that!

Fineee yes she hates all women and is all passive and adoring around men but like... she could still be a lesbian 🤨

Sighh just because she's always blushing around this guy but no one else doesn't mean she's in love with him!!!! Gosh you guys make everything straight

So what if his character was made for her? That doesn't mean it's a good ship man

[hmmmourhwash]

Okkk here we go;

Rocket is transprosthetics nd transhybrid (he sucefully[kinda] transitioned to both, since he lost his arm and leg he also got a robotic tail)

Medkit(in our system he is still a Black Rock scientist and was before all the incident with Subs) is transqueer, he is only radqueer for search purposes nd he is transftm nd transgay(kinda transitioning)

Scythe claims to be mother of Medkit nd Broker(she is NOT) nd she also dreams with having lots of girlfriends

Skate is gay for Katana(we don't have Katana in our system tho) nd he is the only AAM of the system, he is also nullhalfamerican

Coil,,,,,,, he is sigma,,,/joke/, he also has heart problems and he can't run for too long

Subspace is,,,,, uhhh,,, Subspace:,)

Shuri is the same age as the body, he is also gay for Slingshot(we also don't got him in our sys) he's also an idiot

Sword is the only sane being on the whole sys

We also got a vamp!medkit(vampire Medkit) headmate, that's where the name vampkit came from

Should i post system headcanons of the Phighting! headmates?

[strawberrystealer]

Bungo Stray Dogs- What I think they’d do if someone kidnapped you

Characters: Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, and Akutagawa

For some reason I think about this a lot sooo why not write about it!

Fyodor- 

Angry, upset, annoyed, all of those would be understatements

The pure rage that would fill this mans body once he gets the news-

If he saw like a letter or something thats like “Ayo we got ur bae come get them or they die lmaooo #livelaughlove” But a lot more sinister and stuff he’d go straight there and uhhh

Basically kill everyone there using his ability of course

He’d be so quick about it too, like drop everything he was doing and go straight there

Once he’s at the place in like the span of a few seconds everyone’s already dead and he goes over to you and idk takes off your blind fold or whatever they have on you

He becomes the softest man you’ve ever seen just for that moment cuz he doesn’t know what you’ve been through and he doesn’t want to cause you anymore pain

Once you two get home he’ll run a bath for you or something and stay by your side

He’ll make sure no one ever touches you again, he can’t ever risk losing you.

Nikolai- 

I bet he’d be like coming home all cheerful, ready to come mess with you or something and... you’re not on the couch.

Not in your room, the bathroom, anywhere

The smile immediately drops from his face and he gets worried

But then again he probably does this all the time so he texts you and you don’t respond??

Now he’s 10 times more worried than he was before!

Probably not a lot tho cuz he probably knows where you are

If thats the case then he just goes the the location and pays you a lil visit

Knocks on the door like a gentleman ofc 

But when they open it-

BOOM

“QUIZ TIME!!! Where’s my lovely little s/o?? Can you guess??” And he looks over and sees you inside the house.

Then he’d immediately kill move the kind gentleman into a burning fire! So sweet ik

He’d get to you and ofc be worried but once he finds out you’re okay he’ll be fine and back to his normal goofy self 

Unless you want the more realistic take where he cant stop thinking about it and thinks its his fault for weeks but is also trying to rid himself of emotions so ofc he cant be scared or guilty so he’s constantly battling himself on whether or not its his fault and if you still even like you because he might not have been there just in time to save you.

Sigma- 

He’d be so unbelievably worried 

He wouldn’t know who did it, why, how, or anything and he’d be just as confused as you probably are 

He’d probably have to ask for help, contemplate calling the cops but then realizes hes fr a terrorist he cant do that-

So he asks Fyodor for help and after a bit of pleading Fyodor gives him the location of where you and your abductor are

Once Sigma gets there, with some guns he’s probably scared to use, he sees the man that kidnapped you

Its gonna be like “if you give me ur casino ill give u your s/o” type of shit (super unrealistic but its all I can think of rn)

So obviously ur man isnt having that and shoots him

I mean he had no problem shooting that red haired girl (whatever her name is in the hunting dogs) so he probably wouldn’t have a problem killing some weak guy to get his lover back

Once he gets you safe he’ll keep asking if you’re okay alllll the time just because he’s so scared

“Darling are you sure you’re okay?? He seemed really scary... he didn’t hurt you did he? Do you need any bandages?”

Akutagawa- 

He looks completely unfazed

Like he’ll read some letter telling him to come get you or you die and be like “...Ugh not this again�� 

He will get you though

And he is slightly scared but not really because he knows you’ll be fine once he gets you

When he gets to the place he doesn’t even knock on the door

He just punches a big ass hole in it with his ability and goes through it 

Also kills your abductor<3

Once he gets you he’s quiet

He’ll lightly hug you, glad your alive and the drive home will be silent

He’s considering weather he should be all “you’re so weak how’d you even get kidnapped” or “are you okay? ... He didn’t do any physical abuse to you, correct?” But both of them sound weird to him so he’s silent

When you get home he’ll prepare anything you wish

Tea? Dinner? Blankets? Anything, he’ll do for you

He does love you and he was very worried its just he has a poor way of showing it, thats all :)

[azrael-lumineth]

sigh might as well do the rest of the sillies.--

(This might be long im sorryyyy ;-;)

the main silly. the design is awesome and the dodge sprite looks hella cool :D

10/10

Delta my sweetheart :3

a very silly goober, i love the cat in the background of her song (kibby :DD) easy enough, no mechanics, just sillyness :)

10/10

Psi im kind of iffy on, cool design and all but the song wasn't too much of a banger :p

didnt want to kill me though and was overall an okay guy (he was kind of grumpy :P)

8/10

uhhh i dont know about Sigma...

he's mean :(

he called me a swear wordt in his song ;-;

cool design tho so 7/10

ZETA!!!

ZETA MY SCRUNKLY BELOVED!!! (if you think this is bad just wait until I get to Mu--)

Song: Banger

Lines: HELLA COOL (that's, why he's the boss) <- teehee refrence

Design: Snazzy Fella! i love it :DDDD

11/10 <:

Pi :>

very scrunkly, the parts where she'd slam her staff on the ground in her song to make the clock spin was SICK!!! not to mention the clock syncs to your computer's internal time :o

10/10 scrimblo

VERY SCRIMBLO!! (rational me went back in to edit this, his name is Gamma btw)

he looks like a silly guy righ-

---and he's pissed. great.

HIS SONG IS SO GREAT THOUGH!!! :DDD The choir and church bells were so SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

his attitude's a little funky tho >:p he said "Hi!" and when Hood responded he just kinda went "Oh it's you GREAT. youre gonna die now traitor >:(" but we love that about him because he's scrunkly :>

10/10

I still dont like you NEXT

(5/10 cuz his design is kinda cool)

(P.S his song is giving Battle Against a True Hero)

(P.P.S THERES A GOAT SCREAM SOUND EFFECT IN HIS SONG PFFAHHAHAHA) (P.P.P.S oh crap he has a second song-GO AWAYYYYYYY)

Iota my cold boy (i got confused a little but its iota not Lota)

i like the design + colors a lot :) plus the shackles + blue hands remind me a lot of Maelstrom from Friday Night Troubleshootin' :DD now he just needs one of his hands to be pink to match...

8/10

ehhh... i dont like your mechanic too much but your poses are slay and so is the song...

you can have a 7/10 as a treat <:

(IM ON TRY 40 OF TRYING TO BEAT HIS SONG GRAHHHH)

a-

huh

erm

hello ˵◑.◑˵

(found this on Phomow1's twitter)

GOOD LORT HELLO BOY!!?!?!

erm new husband acquired

song is a banger too!!! the flashbacks are SO COOL TOO!!!?!?!?!

∞/10 because husband (...and the other factors too, y'know.)

(he looks so cuddly in that jacket...)

OMICRON!!! ITS THE PONG GUY!!!!

he forbids you to not play pong during his segments :index pointing at the viewer emoji: and wishes you the worst of luck!!! muahaha!!! >:)))

10/10 goober

i think thats all the silly stick guys

uhh

pls forgive me for my silly rambles :>

Opinions on some of the Hood Roundtable antagonists...

Starting with YOU.

you were hard to beat, I'll give you that. What with your slashy attackys (pretty easy) and your teleporty arrows (EXCUSE ME WTF?!?!)

BUT

YOU.

YOU.

YOU AND YOUR STUPID BULLET MECHANIC WHERE I HAVE 3 MISSES AND A 10 SECOND COOLDOWN TO GET THEM ALL BACK?!?!

GRAHH IM GOING TO RIP SOMETHING APART

"and the note spam" -lil voice in the back of my head

OH DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE NOTE SPAM/TRICKY DOUBLE ARROWS--

[gameringgungke]

cool unsorted touhou hcs but theyre almost all pc98 since they’re more flexible and fun to think of scenarios for

uhhh long? yea. long.

everyone in pc98 is okay and alive (mostly) :]

ellen and koishi are good friends, kind of. they’ll run into each other, befriend one another, play all day, go their separate ways, and then forget about each other. this has happened many times.

sokrates is a bakeneko at this point, and the only thing keeping ellen from getting into too much trouble. although, he has no human form.

rika is from the outside world. someone (mima) told her that yukari was the god of the hakurei shrine, and beating reimu/obtaining her power will let rika go home. she also gave rika a spell book, in order to summon the bakebake. rika also made evil eye sigma using it.

consequentially, rikako was introduced to ‘modern’ science through rika briefly trying to integrate in the human village.

mimi-chan eventually stopped working, so rinnosuke tore the thruster out, and him + mima worked on making it into the mini-hakkero; so marisa can still have mimi-chan, and a better wand.

marisa’s natural hair color is a red-orange. she changed it to yellow using magic, (with help from mima) and it’s always been curly and messy

reimu, on the other hand, will not explain how or why her hair was purple for a while. trying to make her budge will not end well for you. (she used the yin-yang balls and thought purple would look amazing on her thanks to meira)

when flandre is annoyed with you, she will start yelling in french. this is terrifying to non-french-speaking fairies.

marisa named her pet tsuchinoko loaf, and they will still stop by her house to get fed, pet, and sleep.

alice is from bucuresti, but managed to get into makai alice in wonderland style. alice didn’t have a (good?) family to go back to, so shinki saw this small child and went “who’s child is this? nobody’s? yoink this is mine now”

elly has a southern accent. a really thick southern accent. how? i said so. thats it thats my take

rinnosuke is half wolf tengu. he hides a small tail, and has small fangs/pointed ears that he hides. 

i’m taking yumeko’s theme, ‘doll of misery,’ way too literally. yumeko is literally a giant doll. think mannequin but with doll joints, or a big medicine. shinki made her as an assistant, and alice (who already liked puppets and all that) was awed by her. basically, the reason alice wants to create an independent doll so badly is because she saw ‘mom’s’ cool independent doll, she’d reach new heights with her knowledge, and also she’d have a good friend probably. (that’s where the ‘i saw a living doll a long time ago’ in BAiJR comes from)

because eiki and narumi are jizo statues, they are both unnaturally heavy, because stone. they cannot walk on thin bridges or ride on boats because they will fall. swimming is impossible, they just walk on the ground. if they get an arm cut off or something, then someone can just carve a new one, (or just use the old one) they can reattach it to where the ‘injury’ is, and it will fuse back on. also mario bros 3 tanuki statue shenanigans.

while in france, remilia would keep her mansion out to those who’d need to spend the night. mostly for her fellow supernatural beings, but also to homeless or lost humans who managed to find the mansion. in return, the guest would either need to help clean or cook, or give some of their blood up. refusing to do so would not end well.

sakuya was indeed, a vampire hunter at some point. while she was trying to kill remilia, when her time powers started working randomly, mid-fight, and she vanished. remilia was confused, and eventually calmed back down. 100 years later, remilia ran into someone who looked just like the hunter, but she was an amnesiac and had gray hair. remi decided to let her stay at the SDM out of curiosity, but she grew on remi. remi named her sakuya, since they were already planning on moving to japan at some point.

so basically: you know those urban legends about time travelers randomly vanishing in the street, only to appear years later? that’s sakuya.

clownpiece was born in a part of hell mainly for americans, so she has the most Generic American Accent possible. once in a while she will just start yelling in pure english, and has absolutely taught every fairy in gensokyo how to say fuck. color vs colour is an argument you do not want to have with her

the second ruukoto ran out of power, reimu hid her. when reimu built her shed, she hid ruukoto inside. the fairies of light eventually find her inside and dig her out, leaving reimu to try and explain to kasen why she has a ‘corpse’ in her shed.

cool and brief analysis of some LLS characters’ themes edited from a discord message, starting with kurumi bc shes my baby

kurumi’s theme is very upbeat, with a very short melody. so she’s naive and cheerful, while also being pretty prideful in herself. (judging on her dialogue) she does her best to keep people she considers her friends safe and happy.

elly’s theme is slow and more cautious, while also giving me the vibe that she’s powerful but holding back. (due to being rusty?) so she’s a bit scatter-brained (dialogue), but also weary and careful. and for whatever reason, SP~PC just makes me think of the word ‘hardy,’ so she’s that too

orange’s theme is short and cool-sounding, to get your blood pumping for her fight. even though she’s trying to run away from danger, so the song has a panic-y and dangerous feel too because she is scared of reimu/marisa. so she’s VERY prideful and does her best to make herself look strong, but is extremely cowardly, unless she’s cornered.

flower youkai are a real thing now, and yuuka, elly, and orange are all examples of this.

to make up for the fact that it’s placement no longer makes sense: mugenkan, the lake of blood, kurumi, and orange are all in the same space inside the hakurei barrier-- like mayohiga. not just ‘in the mountains.’ the way to get to it is in the mountains, yes, but it’s just not sitting up there casually. people would’ve noticed a lake of blood by now. (also! remilia and flan are noted as ‘the only vampires in gensokyo.’ someone would’ve seen kurumi by now as well.)

the reason why yuuka has a blue border surrounding her sprite in MS is also due to this. her body isn’t used to existing ‘physically’ like ‘that.’ it’s her energy keeping itself into a sensible form.

alice traveled to gensokyo in mystic square to avenge her and shinki’s defeat. mima is the one who found her and beat her, forcing alice to be her servant, until alice managed to run off. (probably with marisa’s help, i don’t see marisa as the type of person to let mima keep alice as a servant. close mom relationship or not.) alice couldn’t get back to makai, so she was forced to settle into gensokyo.

part of alice’s reclusiveness is thanks to being beaten up five times within a week, and then being forced into being a maid. thanks mima very cool

i say mima since there’s a hidden recording of ZUN beating MS’s extra stage as mima, last i recall.

yuuka’s interest in magic was quickly killed thanks to marisa.

after being defeated four times over, shinki’s power collapsed in on itself, and she was forced to pull herself, pandæmonium, and all her creations into a small orb of energy that sits where pandæmonium once was. every demon or magician that was in gensokyo at the time erupted into flames as their souls got pulled back into makai. this incident almost killing shinki and countless others is what helped convince reimu/yukari to set up the spell card rules.

byakuren, sariel, yuugenmagan, and elis are safe. sariel and yuugenmagan are fallen angels, therefore not created by shinki. elis is just a demon that drifted into makai, so she’s good too. we all know where byakuren came from and how she is. 

pulling from the slow piano section of judas kiss’s midi version; mai didn’t like yuki at all, and is fine with her being gone, but she’s been with yuki so long that living without her seems impossible. like it’s just left a hole within her, that she won’t expose because she just hates yuki to that degree.

also using magic mirror for elis; elis is like a reverse-vampire when it comes to mirrors. she exists as an energy more than anything, and will use mirrors to communicate with people in places she can’t go. she ‘works’ for sariel, being the demon version of a telemarketer for the angel of death basically. that works exactly how it sounds like it works. elis is also in makai because she escaped hell. makai has a constant pump of magic through shinki, so elis can exist comfortably here.

the reason the management of hell has such a small budget is because hecatia keeps pulling the funding for things she considers important, but actually aren’t. the yama (and other gods of hell) literally cannot stop her. hecatia says it’s to support ‘disorder and chaos’ because ‘authority sucks’ without realizing she’s being the crappy authority figure.

not only is hecatia basically 3 different celestial-level gods, but they’re MASSIVE. bigger than kaiju-size. her human body is basically a vessel for her to travel in, anchored down by her collar and planets. the planets let her ‘switch’ between which ‘god’ is going to ‘pilot,’ even though all three are still hecatia.

since SoPM says kogasa can’t let go of her umbrella; if she does, her human form will disappear in a puff of smoke, and she’ll have to hop around as an umbrella for like, two hours. benben follows somewhat similar rules, but she’s still ‘holding’ her biwa since it’s chained to her. she’s offered, but kogasa says no to chains.

kogasa smiths with her umbrella in her mouth or something.

IKU NAGAE IS RENKO USAMI AND IN THIS ESSAY I WILL

extremely similar appearances!!!! there’s the changes in colors, but that could just be youkai-ification (like how possessed kosuzu had pink hair instead of orange)

iku’s power, reading the atmosphere, can be seen as an ‘evolution’ of renko’s, like maribel and yukari. she goes from being a living gps to a living weather channel host. godspeed for her

conspiracy theorist useless lesbian = funny tired fish lady. it makes perfect sense i swear!!