#but hes still uhhh…. not sigma

[beansontoastttt]

Charles ii of Spain is just a wannabe Charles ii of England (the cool one)

☝️ 😎

[strawberrystealer]

Bungo Stray Dogs- What I think they’d do if someone kidnapped you

Characters: Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, and Akutagawa

For some reason I think about this a lot sooo why not write about it!

Fyodor- 

Angry, upset, annoyed, all of those would be understatements

The pure rage that would fill this mans body once he gets the news-

If he saw like a letter or something thats like “Ayo we got ur bae come get them or they die lmaooo #livelaughlove” But a lot more sinister and stuff he’d go straight there and uhhh

Basically kill everyone there using his ability of course

He’d be so quick about it too, like drop everything he was doing and go straight there

Once he’s at the place in like the span of a few seconds everyone’s already dead and he goes over to you and idk takes off your blind fold or whatever they have on you

He becomes the softest man you’ve ever seen just for that moment cuz he doesn’t know what you’ve been through and he doesn’t want to cause you anymore pain

Once you two get home he’ll run a bath for you or something and stay by your side

He’ll make sure no one ever touches you again, he can’t ever risk losing you.

Nikolai- 

I bet he’d be like coming home all cheerful, ready to come mess with you or something and... you’re not on the couch.

Not in your room, the bathroom, anywhere

The smile immediately drops from his face and he gets worried

But then again he probably does this all the time so he texts you and you don’t respond??

Now he’s 10 times more worried than he was before!

Probably not a lot tho cuz he probably knows where you are

If thats the case then he just goes the the location and pays you a lil visit

Knocks on the door like a gentleman ofc 

But when they open it-

BOOM

“QUIZ TIME!!! Where’s my lovely little s/o?? Can you guess??” And he looks over and sees you inside the house.

Then he’d immediately kill move the kind gentleman into a burning fire! So sweet ik

He’d get to you and ofc be worried but once he finds out you’re okay he’ll be fine and back to his normal goofy self 

Unless you want the more realistic take where he cant stop thinking about it and thinks its his fault for weeks but is also trying to rid himself of emotions so ofc he cant be scared or guilty so he’s constantly battling himself on whether or not its his fault and if you still even like you because he might not have been there just in time to save you.

Sigma- 

He’d be so unbelievably worried 

He wouldn’t know who did it, why, how, or anything and he’d be just as confused as you probably are 

He’d probably have to ask for help, contemplate calling the cops but then realizes hes fr a terrorist he cant do that-

So he asks Fyodor for help and after a bit of pleading Fyodor gives him the location of where you and your abductor are

Once Sigma gets there, with some guns he’s probably scared to use, he sees the man that kidnapped you

Its gonna be like “if you give me ur casino ill give u your s/o” type of shit (super unrealistic but its all I can think of rn)

So obviously ur man isnt having that and shoots him

I mean he had no problem shooting that red haired girl (whatever her name is in the hunting dogs) so he probably wouldn’t have a problem killing some weak guy to get his lover back

Once he gets you safe he’ll keep asking if you’re okay alllll the time just because he’s so scared

“Darling are you sure you’re okay?? He seemed really scary... he didn’t hurt you did he? Do you need any bandages?”

Akutagawa- 

He looks completely unfazed

Like he’ll read some letter telling him to come get you or you die and be like “...Ugh not this again” 

He will get you though

And he is slightly scared but not really because he knows you’ll be fine once he gets you

When he gets to the place he doesn’t even knock on the door

He just punches a big ass hole in it with his ability and goes through it 

Also kills your abductor<3

Once he gets you he’s quiet

He’ll lightly hug you, glad your alive and the drive home will be silent

He’s considering weather he should be all “you’re so weak how’d you even get kidnapped” or “are you okay? ... He didn’t do any physical abuse to you, correct?” But both of them sound weird to him so he’s silent

When you get home he’ll prepare anything you wish

Tea? Dinner? Blankets? Anything, he’ll do for you

He does love you and he was very worried its just he has a poor way of showing it, thats all :)

[mysterious-art-greenhouse]

i forgor my pencil and got my permission to make mistakes revoked. doodles at class

1-3 mozelle! i mistook her for a mouse/rat but decided to still do something about it. the first two is "true demonic form"that i reallyyyy wanted to make

4-5 unpleasant. skibidi sigma ohio rizz what can i say (he doesn't own clothes and was going around butt naked. then infected "let him borrow" some so now he uhhh looks like that)

6-7 infected who lives in my mind rent free

8 - buck and dr retro. i love them dearly

[m00nst4rd0ll]

ORDER : Found the one

its obvious both You and Sun are clingy. Its so unbelievably obvious !

have you seen the way he clings on to you like a cat everytime you both sleep ?

and YOU. Yeah, your not safe (｡⁠ì _ í｡)

You [ Insert clingy thing here becuz idk what to put ] all the time !!

So thats why you both are 100%, without a doubt . . . Meant to be together (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)♡

"uhhh. . . Y/n, is it uh. Normal for you to suffocate people while, you know: cuddling ??"

Oopsies ! You almost choked Sun while cuddling. Again. And yes. You have done it before, you have said sorry so much it starts to sound like it's not a word (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

"sorry, sun !" you apologize, Sun getting used to you saying 'sorry' so much. He wont get mad at you for it, hes literally the same amount of clingy you are ! Or less. He and You don't even know yet.

"its fine. Just uh, please try not to uhm. Suffocate me so much. This is the fourth time this week. And its Wednesday (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)"

"i cant promise that but i will try !"

yeah so just ignore sun's bald brother stalking you guys from afar.

he still cant believe his brother has a significant other.

like. He knows Sun as a wimp how does said wimp pull YOU ??

I guess it's a mystery for now :]

©m00nst4rd0ll do not repost, copy, translate or modify.

Like always : uhh, I hope you like this and it's what you wanted and ye

I can't tag the person who requested this. Like always (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) @kirbyinnabox ?? (HOW DOES THIS JUST NOW WORK WHAT THE SIGMA

[oshimaoshimaoshima]

I had a change of heart along with self reflection…here’s the actual hcs. 🙏

Jouno Nsfw HCs (written unprofessionally by a loser virgin.)

(It might get a bit disturbing, nasty, freaky and ooc towards the end.) (not proofread too)

-start off very basic I think this guy is like like uhhh a dominant typa guy yknow. (Lawd I’m not used to writing these stuff bear with me.) like alpha sigma big daddy top. 🥶🥶

-while I do see him leaning on the more dominant and hard to top side, if you manhandle him and be stubborn enough I suppose you can corner him to submission. 👍 (possibility of 4.57.%)

-but when he’s submissive he’d be the cutest bichiest bitchy cuck ever, wpuld tryna act tuff but is a babbling moaning sensitive mess, every little thing gets him going and he’d be done in no time.

-if yk monthly hunting dog surgeries give them quite inhumane strength, so imagine the power and stamina this man has, he’ll be taking you to more than just poundtown like uhh creamy valley or bootyhole anal sex canyon or smth. (Then again he’s easily overstimulated so certain times it won’t go as far as I list out.)

-he likes humiliation and degrading, will throw some praises here and there if youre a soy boy who’d cry at the slightest mean comment (like me)

-then again the smell of the tears and how your sobs rack against your chest would turn him on more, remember he’s a sadist, so most likely would have dacryphillia. 🙏

-BONDAGEEEE, totally not self projecting here hehe. 🤤🤤

-on days where he’s exhausted, he (most likely) would like to get lay down to rest and listen to your heartbeat but since this is a freaky deaky post, jouno would opt for soft sex too. He can be loving in those moments.

-but………punishment sex…..or when he’s frustrated as hell……..heh. 👅

-this guy is a real FREAKKKK, whenever you’d cry during sex he’d lean down from where he’s thrusting in you to lick your tears, mutter curses under his breath from how good you are, THENNN sloppy sloppy saliva making out and and marking you up, shit like that.

-would record sounds of you or ask you to send audios smth like that, so he can jork off to it. 🥶🥶

-he may not have visuals of you, but he can touch smell sense, so he’d def like feeling his hands around your body and face, getting to know you and really, admire you, before diving in to give you the most delectable head ever. 😈😈🙏🙏

-if he was given the chance to fuck you in front of Tetchou just to prove something, he would. (Vouyerism YEOWCH!!)

-collaring, need more I say?

-what the fuck am I doing Atp ANYWAYYY KNIFE PLAY KNIFE PLAY AND BLOOD KINK TOO!!! I’m still keeping my words, jouno would get a boner whenever he tortures criminals and ejaculates to the smell of their blood and the sounds of their agonies. He’d have the most fucked up looking shit eating grine while doing allat.

-the typa guy to dry humps you in a Target bathroom.

-last but NOT least……dick piercing. Mmmhjmmmmmiuhttsgymmk.

OFC I HAVE MORE THAN THIS, BUT I CABT KEEP WRITING THIS ITS ACTUALLY SO AWKWARD. 😭😭😭 like and subscribe for part 2…..or a Tetchou ver..👅👅

[thatbeluga]

Wet Sock 2x07: Sigma Soup

Season One / 2x01 / 2x02 / 2x03 / 2x04 / 2x05 / 2x06

Rad and Misp assumed, quite reasonably, that their rescue from falling from the top of UWU Enterprises in the My Immortal Dimension would bring them somewhere safer. That's usually the point of a rescue.

However, Womb had been dealing with his own issues off screen, and decided at that moment that it was time for Rad and Misp to also share in his misery. His jetpack gave out almost immediately upon returning to the dimension he had come from, sending all three of them head first into a pile of purple, ice-cream like slime.

"What the sigma?" Rad asked, pulling her head out of the ice cream. "Did this rizzler really just skibidi me right into a hill made of Grimace Shake?"

"Ugh gonna get negative aura points for this," Wombat said, shaking the Grimace Shake out of his fur.

"Not to be a beta, but where the fanum tax are we?" Misp asked.

Wombat shivered, his eyes darkening with the weariness of his travels, his fears, his failures.

"We're in... Ohio."

A single tear fell from his face.

"No cap."

----------------------------------------------------------------------

"So since Beluga and Fuck are mad sus, the multiversal court is gonna unalive them," Rad explained. "Misp is yapping that I should save those gooners."

Womb led them through a canyon of giant, dead, skibidi toilets. The live ones were usually not dangerous, unless there was a level-10 rizzler to rouse them into a frenzy.

"Listen sigma, just cause Beluga and Fuck did a big L by lowkey fanum taxing the skibidi multiversal court, doesn't mean we shouldn't stan them anymore," Wombat said.

"That's what I'm saying," Misp said. Wombat stopped cold.

"What did you just yap?"

"I said, that's what I'm saying," Misp repeated. Wombat covered their mouth.

"Are you a level 0 rizzler?" he whispered. "If you are not brainrotting every second you're in Ohio, the rizzlords are gonna get you, no cap, no cap sigma toilet rizz."

"Uhhh..." Misp panicked. "I drank a grimace shake and it gave me like 300 aura points?"

Misp mewed. Wombat breathed a sigh of relief.

"That was dank," Rad said.

A shriek pierced the air. Wombat cursed.

"What? What did I do?" Wombat grabbed Rad's arm, his eyes going wide.

"You godamn beta, you used Gen Z slang!" Wombat said. "The one thing worse than not brainrotting is bringing up old brainrot. Ohio is a relatively new dimension, its gods are still primordial and the do not take kindly to references to elder gods. We're gonna lose so many aura points for this."

The shrieking intensified, the earth trembling as the rizzmasters closed in. Wombat headbutted the side of a skibidi toilet, opening up a rift to another dimension.

"I don't have time to calculate where we're going, but this'll get us away from the rizzmasters. We've GYATT to go!" Wombat said, pushing Misp in. Rad jumped in after. Wombat gazed back at the approaching rizzmasters, and flipped them off.

"Later, sigmas."

[lotus-pear]

kunichuusigzai...?

LMFAO this is literally about to be canon if sigma joins the ada trust i know it ik he will,,,,,,, uhhh this would play out as the office romance with knkdz except we have one more victim of dazai (sigma) and the suffering is doubled and passed to the next person. kuni would help sigma w the paperwork i think. ummmmmm and then chuuya alr met sigma in meursault but i think they would still get along bc of their similar pasts and history of being used as a tool. ada and pm meetings would go hard imo

[ikiyou]

HI IKIYOU I LOVE YA

Uhhh no actual excuse to message but I wanted to message you!! So!! UHH

AFTER S5 HAVE YOUR BSD FAVES SHIFTED? WHO'S THE CURRENT TOP 3

HIIIIIII OMG LOVE YA TOOO 💗💗💗💗💗

XDDD 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 My favs have been set ever since that fateful day I decided to read a random soukoku fic for kicks and my eyes were opened and I abandoned my half-hearted like of Dazai/Atsushi far behind and never looked back 🤣

They are:

Chuuya

Dazai

Mori

I will admit I like Sigma more now than from the manga, so there's that. He's a good character. Tachihara has risen from nobody status to quite the hero. I still destest the hunting dogs greatly though, although I suppose that one that bonded with Kenji wasn't too bad in those moments. Hate the shrimp. Don't find a use for that type of character (gonna stay a child and be an ass about it -> omg what is the point) although her Ability has great potential for whumping others. I will say I had never originally liked Aya, and a lot of that was admittedly due to the hype around her, the fandom need to make her so-and-so's child etc, but I did like her in this arc. Oh. And Vlad. 100%. He's great LOL. I hope we get more vampire just like I hope they bring our boy Adam back, Chuuya needs a friend ffs.

In number 4 slot I think I'm gonna shove:

Vlad/Adam as a tie XD

AND HOW ABOUT YOU, WHO'S YOUR TOP 3???

[sugarcarnation]

!! im back again bc i remembered a theory i heavily believe in on tt abt 109 and i sent this to someone else too so heres the basic gist of it

notice the correlation between atsushi vs akutagawa + dazai vs chuuya both are fighting their vampire port mafia rivals, while the protagonists are losing, ex. atsushi loses an arm and a leg, dazai breaks his legs and gets shot, but we know atsushi is the mc, there fore won't be killed off. due to the parallels between the two protags, dazai AND atsushi might win or make it out alive, unless asagiri wants to be a little shit and show us either a. the different two ways the relationships could go (life and death) b. he likes to make us suffer

oh and dazai's a big money maker so that too !! either way dazai most likely will live (+ sigma but thats for another ask)

thanks for coming to my ted talk (p.s i was the uhhh feral chuuya anon earlier LKMFAFIOSJ) ((big switch up))

feral chuuya anon!! you have the range

but yeah i agree i can’t imagine asagiri killing either atsushi or dazai off. atsushi is not only the main character but i’m pretty sure there’s also a lot of things he has left unresolved in this arc. it would be against the themes of bsd to kill him after he chose to believe in hope and fight to save the people around him

same with dazai i just can’t believe they’d ever kill the suicidal guy in the reasons to live manga. not even talking about how he’s such a fan favorite and how in there’s still a lot you can develop in his character and his relationships to other people

also asagiri loves fake cliffhanger deaths. even if one of them did supposedly die i’d have to wait for the next twenty chapters without their appearance to actually believe it

[frickfrackchickenstack]

Aren't they also on the roof of a big building... how do they get down. I mean, Chuuya can sort of fly, and he can bring Sigma with him, BUT DAZAI?!

He probably still has some cracked bones after all the falls in that place, man. Can't push him down and expect him to reach the ground in one piece 🫣 *cue unnecessarily convoluted makeshift pulley system to make one (1) man evade*

this is true!! uhhh man im not even certain i just think its be funny to have a sigskk road trip lmao

[sumarmz]

Love giving my straight ocs the queer treatment like

Yes it's painfully obvious that this male character loves this female character but it's unrequited obviously and I'm never going to CONFIRM he loves her lolol

Oh yeah these two die together bc they can't bare a world without the other but they're just friends stupid ah

These two are just rlly close friends! I don't care if they're borderline making out they said no hetero!!

Uhhh wdym he's straight? Uh okay dude whatever just bc he doesn't show interest in men doesn't mean he's straight!!! He's just not into romance he's too sigma for that!

Fineee yes she hates all women and is all passive and adoring around men but like... she could still be a lesbian 🤨

Sighh just because she's always blushing around this guy but no one else doesn't mean she's in love with him!!!! Gosh you guys make everything straight

So what if his character was made for her? That doesn't mean it's a good ship man

[sskk-ao3feed]

quiet quitting is easy when your boss has already held your funeral and youre technically still legally dead

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/0GUkBIR by postcardorigami “Akutagawa!” He lurches to his feet, tackling the weretiger at the waist. “Jinko!” he roars. “‘No killing’?” “I didn’t mean to throw you that hard,” Atsushi grunts as they grapple on the mats, rolling around and scratching at one another for an upper hand. “What the hell are those?” “Do you have eyes?!” “Just because I have eyes doesn’t mean I know what I’m looking at!” or: akutagawa seeks asylum, shin soukoku bicker, kunikida is tired of picking up strays, shin soukoku bicker some more, dazai's healing process is as expected for a guy who is immune to magic, and shin soukoku don't ever get tired of bickering actually Words: 24542, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: uhhh no plot just vibes and bickering, i think sskk deserve to be so weird with each other, Vampire Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Getting Together, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, post s5 technically but like with consequences, i think dazai has to feel his injuries actually, not technically ada!aku but not NOT ada!aku either, aku gets a new coat some wings and a boyfriend, but he's not happy about it, i think sigma deserves to live outside the chaos actually, drama babygirl gets the gossip but is Not Involved, Fluff and Humor, kind of cracky honestly, atsushi has hallucinations, akutagawa cannot be normal to literally save his life, they're so made for each other really, yet another way for aku to move on via coat symbolism read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/0GUkBIR

[ilistentogirlinred]

I'd love to hear more thoughts on that crossover.

YES OMG!!!

(this is abt my pjo/bsd crossover btw!)

so a little worldbuilding: atsushi was still an orphan obvi, and they're all like 12-18? so like atsushi would be like 14? dazai/kunikida/ranpo/etc would be like 18? or maybe ranpo would be like 20 but still at chb idk. the pm might be camp jupiter? also all the pjo characters still exist in this universe so none of the bsd guys are like the main characters

so i think atsushi would be a dionysus or apollo kid. dionysus cause tigers and apollo cause idk the vibes.

ummmm i said that kunikida would be an athena or zeus kid, athena cause brains and zeus cause honestly i feel like it just fits yk?

the tanazaki's would be like dionysus kids

yosano would be an apollo or thanatos kid. cause healing but like healing with death?

and poor like 10 year old kyouka is an athena kid

kenji is a demeter kid

fukuzawa is like a... fuck wait this is difficult. he's a hermes kid maybe? trust me the vibes are there

more below the cut cause i'm gonna talk A LOT

NOW WE'RE ONTO DAZAI! this bitch was really hard to categorise actually cause like you have to give him something in line with his character arcs? so my first thought was apollo, cause idk but it didn't really fit. my second idea was aphrodite AND HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE. so like he'd see people as not really caring about him cause he'd feel like he made them? and he'd have charmspeak. also him being an aphrodite kid just feels right when i think about the fifteen scene. he could also be a hades kid with a nico-esqe time travel lotus casino type of shitshow and like oda was his brother figure maybe? idk i feel like he'd be an aphrodite kid and i refuse to elaborate. (he could be a venus kid cause port mafia?)

ranpo is just mortal and can see through the mist, maybe he's an oracle maybe he's not.

LETS GO TO THE PM!

chuuya could be from another pantheon? maybe? idk he's an ares/mars kid or maybe like a thanatos kid? or he got like cursed/bestowed with like being a demigod but like he doesn't have a proper godly parent? but like he has a patron god parent? so like maybe a titan? like hyperion or smth? or atlas? idk

mori is like a legacy of asclepius and kouyou is an ares/mars kid 100%

the akutagawa's are related on the mortal side and ryuu is a luna (selene) kid? gin is like possibly a very distant legacy of like ultios (assassins!)?

higuchi is like a nymph or driad or smth like that.

kaiji is a minerva or vulcan kid

ummm hirotsu is like a legacy of zeus. very distantly tho

i probably forgot someone from the mafia but whatever

i'd say the hunting dogs are all mortal but can see through the mist (or sense, in jouno's case)

ummmm lets see

other relevant characters:

i want the guild to be a different pantheon so they're the norse ppl. or like 50/50 mortals

POE IS NOT DEAD BTW HE'S NOT IN VALHALLA! poe is like an odin kid maybe? or he's just completely normal? idk he needs powers but yeah he can defs see through the veil/mist and like do shit with it

uhhh oda was themis kid or legacy.

ango's an athena kid? maybe?

OH SHIT THE DOA!!!

i think the decay of angels is like people from a lot of different pantheons with similar goals.

fyodor i think should be from the slavic mythological pantheon so now i get to read about more myths!!! this is obviously very loose cause there isn't much known about slavic myths and gods (cause the christian colonisers didn't care enough to write anything about them) but i feel like he's a dola kid. dola is the personification of destiny and fate! fyodor could also just be completely normal

nikolai is a normal mortal dude who can like see myth-y stuff but he can also do legit magic? like i feel like it would come from the "soul" or smth instead of godly genes? idk like he got gifted with magic cause like a god took pity on him or smth?

AND SIGMA!!! MY CHILD!!! he's a weird one cause like he spawned out of a book. i'd say maybe he's a reincarnated soul? idk tho

lmao there was no worldbuilding here but whatever

[accelsynchros]

sorry im obsessed with bruno as a ygo rper myself;

what sort of things do you listen to when writing him? what core memory of his strikes you the most important to remember?

ask me about my muse

why are u apologizing ... whY are u apologizing .... i love when other people also love my muses it is so VALIDATING anyway uHHH i listen to a lot of motion city soundtrack ngl i love motion city soundtrack and it's literally like all the songs are written by a dude who is just a guy but he's seen SO MUCH and been thru SO MUCH which is ... the vibe.

i really love knowing that bruno had a life before he was antinomy- his experiences as vanni are the basis of his soul- a person who idolized yusei from the start, a talented duelist, the guy who built a d-wheel with his friends and went from amateur team to top of the pro circuits. the young man who fell in love with a quirky mechanic who turned out to be the heir to a massive company- he was always full of passion and hope, and the bonds he made before the world ended translate over into the bonds he makes as bruno.

aurora lamont, vanni's fiancee, became the mechanic for team delta. bruno sees so much of her in yusei, although he can't remember her name- he has her locket, it's the same energy as yusei has bruno's glasses. it's easy for bruno to love yusei, because vanni loved aurora more than life itself.

ruben farro was first wheeler in team delta. fun loving and laid back, bruno sees ruben in crow. the person who is there to lift others up. who makes the right choice even in tough times. someone he's so glad to have as a friend. someone who makes him smile.

mimi vespa was second wheeler in team delta, and bruno sees her in jack. strong and proud and aloof, but loyal to the end. no matter how far vanni was from mimi, he knew she'd have his back if he needed her. she'd be on sigma kite rushing over even if he didn't ask, because in the end, that's what friends do. it was easy for bruno to feel at ease with team 5Ds because the part of him that was still vanni saw team delta. everything he'd lost had come back to him.

he got the bonus of aki and rua and ruka, who he didn't really have anyone to associate with from his past-future, but he cherished them / he does cherish them-

but the tldr of it is "bruno is the person he is because of the person he was BEFORE antinomy" and reaching back into that core aspect of his soul drives so much- man i can write as non-linear as i want and it still ties together because it all comes from the same place and leads to the same place and aaaaaaaaaa

[azrael-lumineth]

sigh might as well do the rest of the sillies.--

(This might be long im sorryyyy ;-;)

the main silly. the design is awesome and the dodge sprite looks hella cool :D

10/10

Delta my sweetheart :3

a very silly goober, i love the cat in the background of her song (kibby :DD) easy enough, no mechanics, just sillyness :)

10/10

Psi im kind of iffy on, cool design and all but the song wasn't too much of a banger :p

didnt want to kill me though and was overall an okay guy (he was kind of grumpy :P)

8/10

uhhh i dont know about Sigma...

he's mean :(

he called me a swear wordt in his song ;-;

cool design tho so 7/10

ZETA!!!

ZETA MY SCRUNKLY BELOVED!!! (if you think this is bad just wait until I get to Mu--)

Song: Banger

Lines: HELLA COOL (that's, why he's the boss) <- teehee refrence

Design: Snazzy Fella! i love it :DDDD

11/10 <:

Pi :>

very scrunkly, the parts where she'd slam her staff on the ground in her song to make the clock spin was SICK!!! not to mention the clock syncs to your computer's internal time :o

10/10 scrimblo

VERY SCRIMBLO!! (rational me went back in to edit this, his name is Gamma btw)

he looks like a silly guy righ-

---and he's pissed. great.

HIS SONG IS SO GREAT THOUGH!!! :DDD The choir and church bells were so SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

his attitude's a little funky tho >:p he said "Hi!" and when Hood responded he just kinda went "Oh it's you GREAT. youre gonna die now traitor >:(" but we love that about him because he's scrunkly :>

10/10

I still dont like you NEXT

(5/10 cuz his design is kinda cool)

(P.S his song is giving Battle Against a True Hero)

(P.P.S THERES A GOAT SCREAM SOUND EFFECT IN HIS SONG PFFAHHAHAHA) (P.P.P.S oh crap he has a second song-GO AWAYYYYYYY)

Iota my cold boy (i got confused a little but its iota not Lota)

i like the design + colors a lot :) plus the shackles + blue hands remind me a lot of Maelstrom from Friday Night Troubleshootin' :DD now he just needs one of his hands to be pink to match...

8/10

ehhh... i dont like your mechanic too much but your poses are slay and so is the song...

you can have a 7/10 as a treat <:

(IM ON TRY 40 OF TRYING TO BEAT HIS SONG GRAHHHH)

a-

huh

erm

hello ˵◑.◑˵

(found this on Phomow1's twitter)

GOOD LORT HELLO BOY!!?!?!

erm new husband acquired

song is a banger too!!! the flashbacks are SO COOL TOO!!!?!?!?!

∞/10 because husband (...and the other factors too, y'know.)

(he looks so cuddly in that jacket...)

OMICRON!!! ITS THE PONG GUY!!!!

he forbids you to not play pong during his segments :index pointing at the viewer emoji: and wishes you the worst of luck!!! muahaha!!! >:)))

10/10 goober

i think thats all the silly stick guys

uhh

pls forgive me for my silly rambles :>

Opinions on some of the Hood Roundtable antagonists...

Starting with YOU.

you were hard to beat, I'll give you that. What with your slashy attackys (pretty easy) and your teleporty arrows (EXCUSE ME WTF?!?!)

BUT

YOU.

YOU.

YOU AND YOUR STUPID BULLET MECHANIC WHERE I HAVE 3 MISSES AND A 10 SECOND COOLDOWN TO GET THEM ALL BACK?!?!

GRAHH IM GOING TO RIP SOMETHING APART

"and the note spam" -lil voice in the back of my head

OH DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE NOTE SPAM/TRICKY DOUBLE ARROWS--

[videogamelover99]

List of Ongoing BSD Theories

Akutagawa will permanently turn into a vampire.

Dostoyevsky is a telepath.

Mori had a hand in the Arahabaki Project back in his military child abuse days.

Beast is just a foreshadowing of things to come, and Dazai's gonna try to use the Book to get Oda back.

HG Wells is Mary Shelley's former mentor.

Sigma was a regular person, who lost his memories and his origins due to them being erased by the Book.

Chief Taneda is the Final Boss.

Bram was never a king or a lord actually. He was just a dude.

Higuchi has or will gain an ability.

Aya has an ability.

Chuuya leaves the PM (as a consequence of the Mori theory. Also his character is too self-contradictory he needs to get that resolved somehow).