#but hes not a good person anyway so 🤷🏽

[camvrin]

im so judgemental I don't think it's funny anymore level d63 hater

[warpedpuppeteer]

Wip Wednesday for yet another new fic I started because impulse control whomst??

Anyways this time I'm trying a fic full of cliché lovable tropes! We've got a high school au with nerd Eddie in glasses, sweetheart jock Buck and fake dating amongst other things! We also have Linda and Terry as Eddie's bffs because I love them 🤷🏽

Eddie nearly jumps out of his skin when he closes his locker door and is met with a “Hey, Diaz” and their school's star football player leaning in way too close into his personal space. He adjusts his glasses nervously, looking around to see if this is some sort of bullying attempt but sees none of the other players around. “Buckley. How can I help you?”. “C'mon man, you know everyone calls me Buck”, the tall blonde replies with a playful whine. Eddie doesn't have time for this. His next class starts in a few minutes. “And I go by Eddie. What do you want?”. Buck's face lights up like a puppy and he crowds Eddie against the locker. Which okay, Eddie's not that much shorter than him and he's by no means skinny but Buck is definitely bulkier and it makes him feel much smaller than he actually is. He doesn't really wanna think about why that makes him feel good. He tries his best not to rear back or flinch as Buck leans down so that his face is close to his. His eyes are such a pretty shade of blue, Eddie's brain unhelpfully supplies. “Listen, Coach has been nagging me about picking my grades up and you're like one of the smartest people I know in our grade. Do you think you can help me out with some tutoring after school? I'll pay you for the time of course”. Of course. What else would someone like Buck want with someone like Eddie. “Depends on how much you're offering. I do have work after school, so we'll have to work around that. And we have to do it at your place”. Something flickers across Buck's face at that but it's gone way too fast for Eddie to decipher. He shrugs and says “Works for me. I can pick you up from work and head to my house. 3 days a week sounds good to you?”.

Eddie can work with that. He'll have the remaining days to do his own studying. Plus, money's money and he can save up faster now to finally get a car for himself. Also, Buck is possibly the least offensive jock in their school anyways so he'll probably be alright.

Probably.

Some inspo pics:

[murcielagatito]

1 and 15 for spiderverse AND dp

1. the character everyone gets wrong

miles morales man 😭😭😭 can ppl PLEASE do a lil more research on puerto rico and our traditions and our holidays and our language and our tribe? like its not like all that shit is super hard to find and damn if anyone has any questions id gladly answer if i have the knowledge

dash baxter. im soooo sick of gay ppl overlooking actual abuse just to make the “its not gay if hes dead” joke dash’s whole personality. not everything has to be about being queer and that headcanon is just about dash’s only saving grace to some of yall. he doesnt have to be reedemable or have some hidden motive for picking on danny to be a likeable character to yall. like you can just like him as he is and if canon dash isnt someone you like then hes probably someone you shouldnt really like anyways 🤷🏽 also big white jock guys bully because they have the power and because society has taught them they are the pinnacle of men

15. that one thing you see in fanart all the time

this goes for dp AND spiderverse too many ppl still do not know how to color darker skin tones and draw more diversified black hairstyles. its 2023 there is every imaginable resource and turorial and image out there if you cant at this point its just willful ignorance. i have seen SO MUCH art that would be so good if ppl just cared a lil bit more about what an undertone is

[bittercoldbrew]

business vampire?? demon gf?????? i simply must know more.

let's dooooo family and future!

Cas* I am SO sorry that it's taken me this long to answer from that prompt I reblogged uhhhhh a month (???) ago 😭😭😭 I don't have a good excuse except that I'm bad at things, but I can't thank you enough for asking about my two beloved idiots, they're everything to me.....🥲

Business Vampire, aka Max, aka Maximilian (yes it's his real name, no you can't call him that) is a recently-promoted Regional Manager of a temp agency that hires out vampire office clerks. They're diligent! They're effective! They'll work third shift! Hire a vampire today!! He's also...just kind of a bastard. Himbo-adjacent, but he's not always particularly nice, and not actually stupid--just willing to be ignorant about things that don't directly benefit him. He was way into his MBA program before he realized they weren't actually joking about the whole ~undead~ thing; and when he did, he figured he wasn't really doing anything with his immortal soul anyway 🤷🏽 Might as well cash it in now, right? He's Bad Bi Rep(tm) and was a prolific serial dater when he was alive--not a cheater, just addicted to "the chase", always loved a tough sell. Now that he's got supernatural mind control powers though, convincing someone to give him a chance when they initially don't like him comes way too easily and it completely killed the vibe; he's not actually a piece of shit, he just dresses like one. If he ever went to therapy he'd actually have to think about why, exactly, it's so important to him to pursue the kinds of people who are immediately repulsed by the persona he embodies, in the hopes that they'll dig a little deeper and find something worthwhile in him instead. He absolutely does not go to therapy.

Juniper, for better or worse, is exactly the kind of person to find him repulsive, and she's immune to his magical vampire compulsion trick, too. To call her a demon or his girlfriend are both a little misleading--she's only part-infernal, on her father's side, and she doesn't even like Max. She...is sleeping with him, though. Occasionally. And then a bit more often than occasionally. And then...a bit more often than that. But nope, no way, definitely not into Max. He's arrogant, annoying, and...absurdly attractive 😔 She's pathologically self-conscious about the whole infernal monster thing; she makes humans uneasy, in an instinctive, subconscious, fight-flight-or-freeze prey drive kind of a way, so she gears her whole life around keeping to herself and going unnoticed and trying her best to never make anyone afraid of her. But Max...isn't remotely afraid of her. And it's...nice, to finally have found someone who isn't. And he very much should be--the infernal magic in her blood is quite literally toxic to vampires, and drinking too much of it will quite literally kill him, this time for good. But...drinking just a little has a narcotic effect, and she's human enough that it satisfies his hunger for a while, and she agrees to fuck him, too? He's certain he's getting the better end of this deal, but he's sure not about to risk it by pointing that out.

ANYWAY, yeesh, that's way too much preamble before actually getting to your questions, sorry 😅 I just really love these two. But yes, goodness, prompts!! Gonna stick these under a cut because clearly I'm incapable of keeping concise! But hopefully this has whet peoples' appetites and you all will wanna know more about my darling monsters 🥲🥲 Everyone feel free to keep sending me those prompts if you wanna know more about them or any of my other OCs 🥰🥰🥰

Family: Like I said, Juniper is infernal on her dad's side; he's never been around much, but he's very sweet with her when he is and she's really fond of him in return. His dad was a genuine infernal creature, chaos and corruption and decay made flesh, so he's even less human than June is, and as such simply doesn't have much understanding of the sorts of things that strain human relationships, like distance and time and lack of communication (which is why June's mom broke things off with him shortly after June's birth). June is his only child, and she's way more sympathetic towards him and his less-than-stellar parenting skills than anyone else in her family--her mom, stepdad, and two half-sisters all just try to pretend that he doesn't exist and even if he did exist then there totally definitely wasn't anything weird or unusual about him at all. June moved across the country as soon as she was old enough to get away, and she gets the sense they're all trying to pretend the same things about her, too. It hurts her feelings way more than she lets on, but helps solidify her decision to keep everyone ever at a distance (until Max comes barreling through all her carefully crafted defenses).

Max is somehow even less close with his family. He talks to his mom on the phone for birthdays and big holidays, but hasn't seen her or spoken to his father in years. Vampire powers or no, he'd probably kill the man on sight, given half the chance. His dad was an army engineer once upon a time, and then a traditional engineer when that was over, so there really was never much chance of any amount of emotional availability over there yet even so he was a real piece of work. Max was an only child, and his mom always tried to comfort him after his dad's verbal and emotional abuse but was never able or willing (he doesn't know which, and decided ages ago that he doesn't actually care) to prevent or intervene in the abuse when it happened. Again, a tiny amount of therapy might help him realize that his whole prideful, unserious, charming lothario persona was initially just a front he put on to piss off his shitty dad. But why would he do any self-reflection when he's got this hot, mean demon babe with her own luggage rack of family baggage to bang about it, instead?

Future: This is such a good prompt but unfortunately not one I can answer very thoroughly without spoiling my own (still very roughly drafted) plot. BUT I can say that there's a vampire named Leon that they're both interested in seeing, Max for the first time ever, June for the first time in several years. Leon's the leader of a very powerful vampire sect, and possibly the oldest living one in North America, and he's...sort of missing? Maybe? No one's seen him in a couple years now, though he's definitely not dead because the vampires he sired (and the ones they'd sired, and on down quite a few degrees of separation) would have felt a weakening of their own power if he'd died. And it isn't super unusual for him to just kind of wander off and disappear for a while; much like June's dad, he's so old that he doesn't have much sense of insignificant things like the passage of time. But it's odd for him to have been gone for this long without anyone having seen nor heard from him. June isn't terribly worried for him--he's a big vampire, he can take care of himself--but they're friends (insofar as either of them really have "friends"), and she'd like to know for certain that he's alright. Max, meanwhile, thinks it'd be good for business to get in with the "trads", and knowing and/or collaborating with a guy like Leon would definitely give him a leg up on his way to the c-suite. June figures that's as close to a genuine motivation as she'll see from her annoying vampire fuckboi, but, hey, fuck it, she'll take what she can get.

[halfblood-princes-crown]

Jegulus fans try to make jegulus a tragic romance, but it is sh*t because both characters have to personality of sandpaper, make Regulus angry and jealous of Lily and have his anger and jealously lead to James downfall, Make James prejudice against Slytherin and conflicted about his feeling towards Regulus. At least make the relationship interesting.

I KNOW RIGHT!

Like at LEAST don’t be cliche when doing it!

There’s a trope that I’m a SUCKER for: Bad guy x good guy but instead of the bad guy getting a redemption arc…the good guy gets a corruption arc

THINK ABOUT IT! What if James and Regulus were rivals (dark vs light side ofc) but maybe they have a connection outside of all that (through Sirius!! Tension tension) and they start a slow burn full of denial and self hatred but then maybe something happens to Regulus and that’s what sends James over the edge, and it’s this whole “I’ll do anything for you” moment but Regulus doesn’t know he meant that shit literally and James ends up joining the DEs and starts getting more and more corrupted so regulus asks his brother for help to stop him but Sirius is mad because he blames regulus but ends up helping anyways and they team up with Remus but ofc Peter is on the inside helping James…AND WHAT IF THEY END UP RECRUITING SEV TO HELP!

Bro those fics would be SO much more interesting…but even if they write it more interesting, the actual FANBASE is full of ASSHOLES and shit…so it’ll never be a good ship either way 🤷🏽

[lanterne]

not to derail the post but in my experience, robespierre isn't unique in that aspect? lots of other figures, like danton, napoleon, hell even louis xvi, or in other historical eras julius caesar/augustus/diocletian etc are usually talked about as "they did a lot of cool stuff or believed very fervently in good things but they're not beyond criticism and their actions weren't all good"

in the frev community perhaps, it's because there's a bit of a tendency to woobify/flanderize the figures? reducing robespierre to "uwu orange loving good boy who gets a bad rap" or sj to "goth icon" or even desmoulins as "bi disaster who had no idea what he was doing" and that "fanon" can influence some people, so the "he wasn't as bad as he is portrayed but he wasn't uwu perfect sinless either" is a thing

Yes yes I completely agree about the frev fandom on tumblr, which is true has that issue, and I try to emphatize that Robespierre was in fact, not perfect and not an angel. We have a tendency to swing too far the other way to overcorrect the vitriol he gets outside our circles. But I was talking about a thread on twitter i saw referencing some French politicians honoring Robespierre for the Fête Nationale, which... Yeah I agreed with the main point, but also... Does it really matter some politicians show their admiration for Robespierre when most of the world still believes he was personally guillotining people 24/7? It you can't honor him because he made some horrible choices then don't honor any historical figure ever.

You mention napoleon, louis xvi and Danton. They have streets, monuments etc. Robespierre tho? He has some yeah, but you mention him positively in the french parliament and half of it starts foaming at the mouth. Like, come on. I wish people were normal about Robespierre but sadly we live in a world we're nobody is normal about Robespierre.

Or maybe I was missing the point anyway 🤷🏽

[survivorrokkenjima]

Episode 2: "I wonder if either of them will get wind of it... 😉" ~ Elle

RIP Gabriella 

So I probably shouldn't have started off my challenge chat with gianna "aren't you from that game a year ago?" 😆 Because she definitely did not remember me WHOOPSIES.

Gabriela is gone! But was she ever here 😂 I have doubts, America. Anyways I'm gonna demolish this 😎 and if I don't I need to be disowned lol. Word games go hard in my family granted I haven't personally played them in a while but losing this challenge would still be a disgrace 😂😂😂 so I better win at Boggle. Alliances wise I'm feeling good about Bobby and Amy (and Danny in Quad Unexpected) but I should talk more to Els and make an effort with Tyecha I feel like it can't hurt to have secondary alliances 🤷🏽 let's get messy!!

Woo hoo we are all still intact on my tribe. I’m sad about the removal but the game must go on and part of me was afraid that I was going but I’m glad I’m still here!!!! Let’s see how well I do on the next challenge! 

Okay I'm like totally indifferent that gabriela went home like she literally never showed up but I did want the other side to lose someone first. I hope this challenge goes okay. Els is paired with Ava and said they'd pass along my hellos. My tribe definitely quieted down today I am having to check myself before constantly talking haha I don't want to spool them there are quite a few new players. But luckily it seems at least for now everyone is cool with me. I don't actually want to be in a group with Danny haha he's a wildcard in this game. But everything else seems fine. I'm confident in my group with Elle and Bobby. And I believe I'll be starting a group with els and Megan. And I think I am the one talking most with tyecha and jasmine and Jessie so we will see where the pieces fall when they fall because I genuinely like everyone. I do wish people would stop moving black chess pieces though haha! 

I'm very relieved, and yet still very anxious. I want to do well, and yet I know I'm coming in with a generational disadvantage, and the fact that the vote yesterday wasn't unanimous concerns me that I might have been on the block. Also and what I didn't consider is that it's very hard to *read* people in a virtual environment. I'm trying my best and being nothing but myself, but how is that going over? Am I seen as annoying, a try hard, a threat? There are some people I trust more than others. Some I just don't know. Time will tell. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3vn6eZh13rQ

No one was voted off!!! WOOOO. I got partnered with Bobby from the witches tribe for this challenge. Hopefully I can win. 

I would normally do a video but don't have time today. All I wanna say is Nasir is gay.

I won my round and I got a team 10% advantage for next round so I hope they see me as an asset not a threat rn.

Thank God we have immunity because last time all kinds of names were going everywhere and I’m wasnt really sure what was gonna go down, which is a bad bad feeling in this game. I think boggle was a great way to make connections on the other side (wink wink) and I hope I’m not playing too hard because I definitely yell at my TV when someone’s playing too hard. 

I’m so happy we won our first immunity challenge!!!! I actually thought if we were to lose again that I would be on the bubble because I lost again and felt like oh no not again! But I’m so happy because I can connect with the tribe more so let’s gooooo!!!

WE WON!!!!!!!!!!! Wow we kicked ass (not me I got carried)   Okay so vibing with Melisa, Tim and, Ariel so far. I also just realized I haven’t messaged Pule AT ALL. Why I’m I so bad at this. 

So it's post tribal, I did one of the better scores on my team. Luckily, I'm in a 4 person alliance with the others who did better and we're aiming to rope in a 5th or 6th person just to simply the vote for us. We'll see.

If I lose, I really do think it'll be on the social aspect... And I crushed the immunity challenge, so I got to prove my worth after feeling weak in the other one. 

Omg I’m so nervous! Losing challenges definitely sucks. I’m having so much fun playing this game & getting to know everyone so I absolutely cannot imagine having to leave the game already. But I t ain’t over till the fat lady sings so I’m not giving up! I look forward to more challenges & time with my tribe. 

thank god for the safety. good for now 😈

I’m the most upset that we one the first challenge and yet we are still about to go down 2 people. Why did we have to have a ghost.

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So I’m in a spot. And I’ve been really trying to limit my messaging haha like barely checking in with people. I was on call with Els who said “everyone likes you” and my response was literally “oh no 🤦‍♀️“ haha they were like it’s not a prop Len this early in the game ha. But then immediately after Bobby was like Jasmine said she’s closest to you and Els likes you. And if we already have a 4 of Danny Elle Bobby and me…. Listen I’m trying to be closest with everyone out here without having them reveal that haha 😆 I’m just trying to be a nice person this time round and I am worried I already put a target on myself for being nice and people liking me and then raffy suggesting the advantage puts a target on me lol I was literally just trying to avoid tribal I hate tribal. Anyway apparently they can vote me out and still keep my advantage but imagine how rude that would be. I don’t think I’m in danger rn but who knows how this will end.

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I think Bobby is a lot better at this game than he is letting people believe. Someone said I’ll video call Bobby if he knows how. Like besties he’s not 80 he’s out here using reactions, quoting, tagging people, and really knows survivor. And everyone loves him. I might take a small step back so he becomes the bigger social one.

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Right now I think the votes are going to fall on Jessie. Which actually sucks bc I don’t think she would have voted me down the line. But history repeats and everyone feels two word responses aren’t enough to connect with someone

https://youtu.be/h9-9cpr7X4c

So I lost at Boggle even though had I played against literally anyone else on either team I would've won. Tracks with my luck I'd get paired with the competitive Boggle player in high school 😂 like whaaaaaat even- I hate it here 😂😂😂. It looks like the vote's gonna be Jessie, maybe Megan. We will see! I wonder if either of them will get wind of it... 😉 Kidding! Unless... 👉🏽👈🏽

We won the Boogle immunity challenge. Great! But let's rewind a little bit, shall we? So before the announcement of the results of the first IC there are two people I haven't spoken to in out tribe, which are Nasir and Giana. So we lost, and everyone knew Giana got the lowest. Now, I'm not the kind of person who base my vote on a challenge performance, but then again I haven't really spoken to Giana. So when most of the people I have talk to mentioned her name as an option, I was like, great! I'm down! Let's do that. But then, there is something fishy going on, Giana knew she is probably going home, but she is not messaging me. So I was thinking, is she making some moves against me? Or does she have an idol? We haven't spoken. I don't know who she have already spoken. What if everybody votes her out and then she pulls out and idol. I could probably be her target, why wouldn't I? She never have spoken to me. So I decided to message her before casting my vote, just so she knows she can work with me, that she can have an ally in me. But it was just a casual chitchat, we haven't really connected. So I was still voting her out. And so I did. And then went to sleep. The next day I woke up to a different plot. Now this is where it gets interesting. Tim, remember Tim my "number 1", so Tim, told me we should vote for Emily instead. And I was like, WHY??? I have a few convo with Emily, although we never really talk about gameplay, so I am totally fine voting her out, but we have something we can work with. So I'd rather really vote for Giana. And then Tim told me that apparently, Jessica created an alliance with everyone besides me, Nasir, Pule and Giana. And apparently, they were voting for Giana. So I was reading the names, and I was like, this list seems familiar. Oh right, this is exactly the same people me and Melisa agreed to, to make alliance, except I was not on that alliance. So Melisa? Hello????? What happened girl? I thought we were cool. And Jessica too, I thought we were good. She is sending me pictures of the view that she went to and then this? What is going on here? Are you just randomly looking for photos in the internet that you can send me so that I will think that "oh, she really is such a nice person, chu chu whatever"? So Tim, told me, if we vote Giana, then it has a high probability that either me, Pule or Nasir goes home the next time we lost an IC. Me, and Pule. Pule, my number 1. No. That is not happening, so I was like, okay. Let's do this. Let's vote Emily out. Ava, Nasir, Jester, Pule, Giana, me and Tim, we all did vote for Emily. Except I don't really know because plot twist, someone from the witch tribe got eliminated due to inactivity. Which is great, but I would have love to see the votes. I still do chat with Melisa and Jessica from time to time, but I can already feel something between them. I don't know, I would love to vote them out next time. And here is the funny thing, if Emily indeed get voted out that tribal, we are down to 9, that means Jester will play the challenge, that means we probably have lost. Also let us not forget what a beat Emily, Pule and Melisa are in that challenge. Good for them, and Pule way to make yourself a threat. Two challenges in a row. And oh, I'm not done yet, so Tim, also told me that he found an advantage, which is that he can call someone and ask about all the alliances. I don't know if he is just playing with me to get me confess that I indeed have a different alliance, because Nasir, apparently would like to play this game with me, Pule and Jester. I don't know exactly what to do with this information for now. But you know what, my strategy going on, is making sure that every advantages that I know of works in my favor. So good for you Tim, go hunt for another idol/advantage. Although I am getting closer and closer to Tim and farther and farther with Pule. So this for now I am definitely riding my alliance with Tim, Ava and Pule because I really do like the 3 of them. Ok, that's my rant for now. Good night.

Hey y’all! Right now it’s lookin g like the vote is leaning towards Jessie which kinda sucks but you know what, it is what it is. It seems like people have had a hard time connecting with her so I get it and I’m down to do it. Right now I’m in an alliance with Bobby and Amy which is great!! I love talking to both of them so I definitely think this could be a power trio, I called with tyecha last night and it seems like she’s someone I could totally work with! I’m planning to call Danny and Megan today :))

This just in I think I’m the only one moving white pieces 🥺🤡👺😡

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Honestly everyone is like yeah voting Jessie is fine but I would rather vote Danny before he gets any wild ideas or Megan. At the end of the day though it seems Megan has not talked to tyecha or jasmine, jasmine has told Bobby she’s closest with me, Bobby is everyone’s bestie, Jessie is harmless yall I want to keep her for a vote on my side haha it sounds like jasmine and Jessie have gone around promising everyone the world and that they won’t vote them and they have their back. Pretty sure it’ll be Jessie tonight, but I might throw a vote on Megan just to be safe in case she has something fun up her sleeve.

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Oh also I forgot Els has a fun advantage that’s like Schrödinger’s cat. Keep it closed it’s an invisible round, open it and all votes are revealed who did what. They told me after saying they weren’t going to tell anyone but we will see if Els told others too haha. Oh and Bobby is going ham making alliances. I think I’m in 4 with him already so I’m hoping if he’s caught it’s not on me hahahaha okay bye ✌️

Omg bitch, I thought my ass was going to be on the chopping block with this challenge!! I hate scrabble with a passion and fuck raffy for not taking proper nouns like wtf? Anywoo my team pulled through this time and I’m safe to slay another day!!

Well I haven't connected as much as possible with the cast! I just haven't found my rhythm in this game!! I usually should have that but anyways we're safe and no need to scramble or anything rn

So we lost I would very much rather vote Gabriela our but you know So now the other tribe has the number advantages over us even though we won the first challenge but anyways Idk what the plan for the vote is because literally nobodies said a name but I’ll probably end up voting Megan due to talking to Megan the least

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=of6_Y1SBgCw&feature=youtu.be

Oh nvm apparently my names out there ? Um excuse me what did I do wrong.. I am confused 

Okay so honestly I’m conflicted in the game. Our tribe lost but I want to establish trust with them. On the other hand their are certain people who I know will be bad for my game going forward, I just have to get them out before they make it to far. 

https://youtu.be/hGJeVqHgpHU

also i thought confession was due last night so i confessed something brief and dumb hehe i am a fool anyway: https://youtu.be/k6A-ms09jWc

I forgot to keep track of what day it is already LOL DAY __ LET'S GO!!! OH my GODDD the gag of the century was when it was the other tribe who lost another member due to inactivity. But you know what, I WAS KINDA HOPING THE VOTES WOULD PUSH THROUGH I'm confident anyways I wouldn't go home so like SEND 1 HOME IN OUR TRIBE ALREADY WHO'S NOT ME HAHA anyways the vote was important to me because I want to test the relationships I built to see if they would come through and if it was TRULY emily who's going home. Apparently, Jessica and Emily tried to form a majority without me. THE NERVE of these people! Anyways, congrats Emily/other alliance's target you get to live another day.

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When Raffy announced it was going to be Boggle for the 2nd immunity challenge, I'm like BITCH YES i got this in the bag PERIOD y'all can sit out I gotchu all LOL I literally played competitive Boggle back in high school so yes this is mine for the taking. I was going to suggest Boggle tricks and tips but I thought it's not worth it because 1, idk it might paint a target on my back and 2, I don't mind if we lost this one HAHA AGAIN I just want to really test the relationships I have and I'm still confident enough I'm not going home yet. Anyways I KILLED that Boggle battle with my opponent (sorry girl you just faced the wrong opponent). I wasn't expecting Raffy to announce like the scores, I thought he would just go over who won for each round. BIIIITCH everyone knew my score which is like really high AND I'M SCSRED Y'ALL. They might be looking at me now as like a challenge threat or something AND ISTG I PROMISED MYSELF I was going to lay low pre-merge. Threat management is hard to do because we only get to know the results at like 9 PM like you won't know how did everyone truly do at the challenges until the results. ISTG at the next immunity challenge I'm going to throw mine because I don't want to be a standout challenge threat. And I also have to keep my social game in check so that they will overlook my threat as a challenge beast and keep me because they can trust me.

I just want to make one last confessional since I got the boot . That unanimous vote was kind of nasty but it was also a smart move considering how well I did in blood versus water. I know most of them didn’t know that info being newbies but it’s going to be interesting to see how this season ends up going . I’m personally rooting for Jasmine, Els and Amy. Anyways my time in the game was really short and I guess I’m the first actual boot which is sad but yeah it’s a game ❤️ So gl you guys 

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Edgic:

CPP4 - Pule CPM5 - Tim CPP3 - Amy UTRP2 - Jasmine MORP3 - Elle MORM3 - Ava UTRP2 - Melisa MORN3 - Jessica UTRP3 - Els UTRP2 - Nasir MORM3 - Danny UTRP2 - Tyecha MORP4 - Ariel UTRP2 - Gianna CPN5 - Bobby UTRP2 - Jester MORP2 - Megan UTRN1 - Emily INVN2 - Jessie F

Winner’s Picks:

Bobby Tim Pule Amy

Power Ranking:

2 - Amy 2 - Pule 1 - Tim 8 - Jasmine 3 - Elle 4 - Ava 9 - Melisa 7 - Jessica 4 - Els 8 - Nasir 5 - Danny 7 - Tyecha 3 - Ariel 6 - Gianna 1 - Bobby 5 - Jester 6 - Megan 10 - Emily 9 - Jessie F

[halfblood-princes-crown]

Oh now I’m about to have fun.

I know reading isn’t some peoples strong suit so I’ll break it down: I said “see the chapter where Snape gave Harry detention after the sectumsempra incident”…if you actually took time to do that, you’d know that it had nothing to do with Snape 😀 the illegal spells I was talking about werent regarding Snape, they used them on other students…

On this second “point” of yours, you use a lot of “ifs” and I don’t think that hold water very well in argument 🤔 don’t argue with ifs, argue with whats in canon: James went to go FIND Snape, who was minding his own business, and disarmed him…hung him upside down…and choked him with soap (which could kill someone)…how about we not beat around the bush and let’s just call it what it is, shall we?

And if you bring up Mudblood, I’m gonna have an even more good time…all of that ^ happened before he said it…so dont try that 💀 pls

“They bullied him because he was a hateful child and a hateful adult”…excuse me while I laugh! Babes, James said it out his own snout that he bullied Severus because he existed. Now I don’t know about you but, if Severus was so big and bad like you say…he could’ve came up with something better than “he exists”…I also find it HILARIOUS how you said “and a hateful adult” as if the Marauders can look into the future and predict that he’d have problems as an adult…pls 💀✋🏽

Now let me stop you right there about him joining DEs 🛑 I just want to point out a few key details about DEs in the first war

He didn’t join DEs while in school; he joined in 1978 which is after he graduated and was only a DE for three years.

It’s stated in the books that not all of them knew of Voldemort’s true intentions..

They weren’t alone either, there were quite a few people, before Voldemort showed his true colours, who thought he had the right idea about things… They got cold feet when they saw what he was prepared to do to get power, though.

Not every single DE was one because they believed in Voldemort’s Pureblood stuff or joined him out of choice. Some joined out of fear for their life, or families. Some were vulnerable and manipulated, some had no choice. 

 ‘This has been a terrible ordeal for her. There will be no punishment. Older and wiser wizards than she have been hoodwinked by Lord Voldemort.’

Anyway, this – this wizard, about twenty years ago now, started lookin’ fer followers. Got ’em, too – some were afraid, some just wanted a bit o’ his power, ’cause he was gettin’ himself power, all right

‘Voldemort doesn’t march up to people’s houses and bang on their front doors, Harry. ‘He tricks, jinxes and blackmails them. He’s well-practised at operating in secret.’

“As he moved up the school, he gathered about him a group of dedicated friends; [...] They were a motley collection; a mixture of the weak seeking protection, the ambitious seeking some shared glory, and the thuggish gravitating toward a leader who could show them more refined forms of cruelty.

Ooo that last one is juicy. Sounds like someone? Snape? Yea. A “weak” boy who’s been beaten, neglected, bullied and humiliated his WHOLE life up until that point sounds like the perfect prey for Voldemort. But maybe that’s just me 🤷🏽 there’s a post I’d like to show you but I don’t want you and your friends to go be mean to that person so we won’t get to that

You’re looking at things black and white. The world is not black and white…did he make the wrong decision? Absolutely. But what led him there? What was his reasoning? Was the “dark side” actually dark in his perspective or was he tired of being abused by the “light side”?

Partial responsibility. No shit. I was just laughing at the fact that you called him a serial killer💀 cause by definition, you were WAAYYY off and it was cringey. Snape haters vs blowing things out of proportion to fit their narrative. Also it’s kinda implied that Dumbledore was the first person Snape killed (not that I expect you to know that). When Dumbles was telling him that he had to kill him, Snape was worried about his soul after the fact, if he had already killed people DIRECTLY then his soul is already fucked up right? So why was he worried about it? It was never stated that he killed people other than the ones…actually stated…so let’s not start with the hcs pls.

Oh no…sweety…why are you doing this to yourself 😭 he said Mudblood ONCE (canon). He also stopped someone from saying it (canon). He defends the use of dark magic because it’s just dark magic…I’m curious, do Snape haters realize that dark magic isn’t only used for bad things? It’s like a gun; it can be used for good or bad depending on who’s using it…right? Snape used dark magic in the books to save people or did we forget about that? I hope not. And uuumm…he created 3 spells…OH NO EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS, A KID IS SMART AND CREATED HIS OWN SPELLS 😭💀 goddamn this is sad… yes, one of them would be bad in the wrong hands (as seen with Harry) but everything can be bad in the wrong hands, that’s not his problem. 💀

Ahh yes…The Prophecy™️ you’re right..so sad that he did that..you know what wouldve been worse? If he hadnt spent the next 13+ years risking his life to protect said child..that would have been fucked up huh? You know what would have been EVEN MORE disgusting!? If he expected fame and a pat on the back for protecting Harry…oof right?

"You know how and why she died. Make sure it was not in vain. Help me protect Lily's son."

"He does not need protection. The Dark Lord has gone "

"The Dark Lord will return, and Harry Potter will be in terrible danger when he does."

There was a long pause, and slowly Snape regained control of himself, mastered his own breathing. At last he said, "Very well. Very well. But never - never tell, Dumbledore! This must be between us! Swear it! I cannot bear...especially Potter's son...I want your word!"

"My word, Severus, that I shall never reveal the best of you?" Dumbledore sighed, looking down into Snape's ferocious, anguished face. "If you insist..."

Well this was not how I thought my morning would go! I would like to say I never intend for you to be tagged which is why I didn’t in the first place. I don’t seek argument, if I did, I would have just…reblogged your post… 🤷🏽

BABY WAIT-

Ok so I was saw this while scrolling the Harry Potter tag😭 I’m wheezing rn

Can I unpack this?

A few harmless spells

They used illegal spells.

Illegal. Spells.

See the chapter where Snape gave detention to Harry after the Sectumsempra incident.

Now maybe there are illegal spells which aren’t dark but seeing how they became illegal Animagi, I won’t put it past them.

And I wouldn’t call choking someone with soap (which could kill someone…common sense not so common) a “harmless” spell. And just because Severus invented levicorpus didn’t give Pothead the green light to use it to expose Snape to a crowd of people.

Came out of the womb with a dark mark

Babe what!? Yes because being abused and neglected at home and then being relentlessly bullied at a school you thought would be a safe haven DEFINITELY wouldn’t push someone to make bad decisions!

He totally was always a blood supremacist and joined Voldemort because he 100% believed in his ideals, and totally not because he wanted a chance at a better life (which was promised to people who joined btw)… but moving on

Salivating

And do…what about it?

(And not all of us salivate over him, you see what you wanna see)

Partially responsible for the deaths of witches and wizards all over the UK

😀…according to my calculations (correct me if I’m wrong pls), Snape officially joined the ranks of Voldemort from 1978-1981 which means he was only on the dark side for 3 years…chill 💀

Going back to the “came out mom with a dark mark” crap…he didn’t join until after he graduated…so the “they bullied him because he was a DE” argument just flew out the window birdy style 🕊

Serial killer

This was the funniest one tbh! Congratulations for making a joke…but uuumm a serial killer by definition is A person who commits a SERIES of murders, often with no apparent motive and typically following a characteristic, predictable behavior pattern.

Serial killers have typically murdered THREE OR MORE people…

The only person he out right murdered was Dumbledore…he watched Charity Burbage die and couldn’t do anything about it, and he unknowingly aided the deaths of the Potters but actually tried to stop it from happening (he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for that meddling Pettigrew 🐀)

He’s saved more lives than he took…but who’s counting, right!?