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Head Case (S2, E6)

My time-stamped thoughts for this episode. As always I reference Malcolm’s mental health. A lot. So if that’s going to be a trigger for you, don’t keep reading.

SPOILERS AHEAD:

0:03 - This clip of Malcolm in the car is from the pilot episode. I was so betrayed by this clip. Full disclosure - I’ve always had a thing for Malcolm’s jacket from the pilot episode. I just love it and I think Tom Payne looks cute in it. BUT - I was betrayed because Malcolm isn’t wearing my favourite jacket in the next scene (I was disappointed but not surprised). Rant about wardrobe over. 

0:20 - This is weird to me. In the clip right before this, when Malcolm was coming to Claremont (wearing the awesome jacket) - Malcolm is clearly in emotional distress. He’s not in a good mood. BUT right here, when Malcolm is chatting with Mr. David he seems like he’s in a good mood. Not one of his manic good moods - just a regular good one.

0:32 - Anyone else notice how visibly uncomfortable Jessica AND Malcolm are? This whole Ainsley situation is literally going to destroy them both. :(

0:34 - sooooo Mr. David knows by now right? He has to? ALSO when the European FBI guy shows up in a few episodes this is going to be bad for Malcolm and Jessica right? The FBI guy will probs talk to Mr. David who will be like - oh yeah, they’ve had more ‘family meetings’ in the past 6 months than in the past 20 years. 

1:22 - Sooooo this whole family honestly thinks Ainsley’s going to become a serial killer. From the tidbits of her childhood that we’ve seen, the way she treated Malcolm in Q&A, and generally how she acts when she wants to get a story - I’m not surprised. Read my thoughts on older episodes (1x7, 1x20, 2x5), I’ve always thought Ainsley was a sociopath or psychopath. The girl doesn’t show a lot of moral backbone or sympathy for anyone. 

1:33 - Wait. Does this montage of Malcolm’s erratic behaviour mean that Malcolm killed someone as a kid? And doesn’t know it? Or is this just a reference to the whole ‘girl in the box’ trauma arc from last season?

1:44 - “I wish I didn’t know that you were a killer.” Anyone else get major flashbacks to the movie Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause? “I wish I had never become Santa at all” then we get an AU for 40 mins? Just me? Cool - excuse my bad taste in Christmas movies. 

1:50 - hahaha Martin is so bitter.

2:25 - You know, as much as I love to hate Martin - he has a point. Malcolm loved his Dad (still does whether he wants to admit it or not) in 98′ - why is Malcolm chill with Ainsley killing but not Martin? Is it because with Martin, he found a poor girl tortured in a box but with Ainsley he saw her kill a man that was threatening their family? Or was it because Martin tried to kill Malcolm but Ainsley hasn’t (yet?) **honestly - that would be such an interesting episode - if Ainsley tries to kill Malcolm**

2:33 - THANK YOU. Someone finally thanks Malcolm for trying to protect Ainsley (and in extension Jessica) from the emotional trauma he’s been dealing with since the age of 10. EVEN THOUGH PROTECTING THEM IS MAKING HIS MENTAL STATE WORSE. Seriously - Malcolm is going to snap soon I honestly won’t be surprised if we get some suicidal ideation from him this season (especially if things don’t improve). Look at those big sad puppy dog eyes when Jess thanks him.

2:38 - hahahaha that side-eyed glare directed at Martin. 

2:53 - I know Jessica had good intentions here - she’s trying to protect both of her children but honestly, this whole interaction was probably super upsetting for Malcolm. Think about it - BOTH of his parents haven’t tried to have a serious discussion with him at the same time since he was at 10 years old or younger. This interaction is probably bringing up some memories for Malcolm and making him grieve for the childhood he lost all over again. 

3:06 - “You’re gross.” followed by a very regal wave at Mr. David. YES. Queen Jessica. <3

3:25 - Malcolm startling JT is pretty freaking cute. Look at how JT’s expression immediately changes from startled to concerned. I don’t blame him. Malcolm gives off major manic energy in this scene. The visit with the parents did not leave him in a good place. Also - Malcolm straight up admitted that he’s had a ‘rough morning’ this boy almost never tells the truth when he’s struggling. He’s fine. He’s always fine. 

3:30 - “Rough month.” IS THIS IT? IS THIS ALL I’M GOING TO GET? JT had a baby THREE EPISODES AGO. ‘rough month’ is a reference to the fact that he’s a new dad and he’s struggling with lack of sleep, leaving Tally alone with the baby while he’s a work, being a good husband, adjusting to dad life, ect. RIGHT?!? We’ve literally had no mention of the baby since 2x3 and I’m losing my mind. I just want someone to say, “Hey JT, how’s the baby?” that’s it. I want 5 seconds of dialogue. Just an acknowledgment that the child exists. 

3:54 - “Sooo bring me up to speed.” OMG. That smile is both extremely manic and completely adorable. Seriously - why is no one on the team more concerned about Malcolm during this episode? AND WHERE THE EFF IS EDRISA IN THIS SCENE?!? We’ve been robbed. 

4:21 - “What? I liked math class.” OMG. JT is a closet math nerd. You can’t take this headcanon away from me. 

4:24 - hahahaha look at Malcolm absorbing the new information about JT. He’s like.....yes. I will keep that information for later. Very good. Will pry further. 

5:04 - I love Dani. She’s perfect. She can see that Malcolm just checked out into his own horror of a memory. So she gently teases him to bring him back to reality. <3 This is true friendship. <3

6:00 - Was I the only one who thought it was weird that Gil asked Malcolm to help with the canvasing? Like - doesn’t Malcolm always help? Isn’t that part of what he does to build his profile?

6:12 - “KGB agent” Yes. Malcolm is still annoyed that Ainsley was so competitive about a literal murder last episode. I promise you. Ainsley’s probably still annoyed too. 

6:26 - This is why Malcolm is considering telling Ainsley the truth. He’s already losing her. May as well rip off the band-aid. She might not react as badly finding out from him as she would finding out by herself.

6:51 - “That is my vagina.” hahahahaha OMG. As a woman I must say: HOW?!?! As someone who adores JT:  hahahahahahahaha OMG. 

7:23 - “You’re getting a lot of mileage out of that tidbit”. lol. JT gently teasing Malcolm is one of my favourite things. Hands down. Especially since they’ve reached a point in their friendship where Malcolm doesn’t seem scared or offended when JT makes fun of him. They’re acting like brothers and I LOVE IT. <3

7:25 - “That’s the tip of the iceberg my man.” I have no idea why I am so amused by someone calling Malcolm “my man” but I am. 

7:36 - “The Bowery Ripper” hahaha the look that JT and Dani exchange when Malcolm starts nerding out.

8:00 - Wendell is kind of creepy. But like a weird, non-threatening creepy?

8:22 - OMG. JT let the vagina sculpture go. hahaha Look at how grossed out Dani is hahahaha she’s like, “Ugh. Men are gross.”

8:30 - This is why I love JT. He knows that that elevator is sketchy as hell. Plus it’s some (less than subtle) foreshadowing for what’s to come in this episode. 

8:41 - How did Dani find out he was at Claremont?! Does Mr. David call Gil every time Malcolm visits?!? ......this is my new headcanon. You will have to pry it from my cold dead hands. 

9:00 - This is a really cute moment between Dani and Malcolm. Regardless of whether or not you ship Brightwell - it’s really sweet to see Malcolm interacting so honestly with someone. He’s telling Dani the truth about something and she’s not making him feel bad about how messed up his family is or how weird his situation is. She just listens and teases him to make him smile. That is a good friend. IDC how you feel about Brightwell - right now - this is a GOOD FRIEND moment and Malcolm deserves more of them. 

9:10 - Annnnnnndddd this is why Brightwell shouldn’t happen (right now). Dani is still hurt that Malcolm doesn’t trust her enough to tell her everything. She still doesn’t completely trust him after what happened last season. A romantic relationship without 100% trust will fail. End of story. They’re great friends but right now they can’t be in a romantic relationship. It’ll end poorly. (Damn, I hope Brightwell is endgame though).

9:38 - hahaha Greta Swan is a perfect comedic relief for the Dani/Malcolm tension we just witnessed. This girl is a little nuts and a lot funny. 

10:00 - “Dad’s lived here his whole life” - wow. The writers really left us some big bread crumbs. We go from the scene where someone mentions a serial killer who killed someone (who was abducted from this hotel) in 1963. THEN we find a strange, gossipy woman and her grumpy father who has lived there his whole life. Coincidence? Nah. 

10:17 - SERIOUSLY?!? The Whitly home is ENORMOUS. WHY IS JESSICA LETTING AINSLEY WORK IN THE MURDER BASEMENT?!?!?! We literally just found out that Jessica has a SOLARIUM somewhere in this house. 

10:40 - “The guy definitely seems like he kills people.” Oh the irony here. 

10:55 - “Are you upset with me?” This is soft and I love it. Malcolm is being vulnerable with his little sister and it warms my heart. 

11:07 - “Insomnia sucks.” “Who knew?” Again. Irony. 

11:18 - “Anything you want to talk about?” This is precious. Malcolm loves Ainsley SO FREAKING MUCH. He has major Dad/Big brother/concerned school counsellor energy here and I’m here for it. 

11:38 - Malcolm’s soooo going to replay this conversation in his head about a million times. He’s going to blame himself for Ainsley’s murder victim of this episode. He’s going to play the “what-if” game. What if - he told her the truth here? Would she still have killed someone tonight? 

11:52 - Look at Ainsley’s face here. She seems sort of confused and comforted? Like maybe the fractions of memories that she’s admitting to having are making her believe that she killed Endicott and it scares her. Malcolm telling her otherwise is probably comforting on some level. It’s helping her convince herself that she’s done nothing wrong. 

12:25 - According to IMDB - this isn’t the episode LDP directed SO WHY IS THERE SO LITTLE GIL CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE?!?!?!

12:27 - What the hell is the puddle on the floor btw? Is it paint? Tar? Blood? I thought construction hadn’t started on the hotel yet?

14:14 - Malcolm. You. Are. A. Moron. Why go towards the creepy elevator that opened by itself? Why did you think that was a good idea?

14:29 - The Bowery Ripper is pretty strong for an old guy. I mean, Malcolm isn’t that big and he was caught off guard but still.

14:38 - I wanted this scene to be reality SO SO BADLY. I don’t even care about the Brightwell interaction in this scene. Malcolm is on a hospital bed. With an ice pack. I could’ve watched 45 minutes of “Malcolm in the hospital” content. The fact that this boy didn’t spend longer than a 30 second scene in the hospital is a CRIME. Why does Fedak hate giving us the whump aftercare?!? WHY?!?! Doesn’t he know like half the fandom LIVES FOR IT?!?

14:40 - You know how I knew this was the start of Malcolm’s AU dream? 2 reasons: 1) Dani has her hand on the ice pack on Malcolm’s head, even though he totally doesn’t need her help to hold the ice pack to his head. 2) GIL ISN”T HERE. .....although this episode did us dirty with the lack of Gil content (I miss Papa!Gil so much)

14:46 - There’s something about dream JT. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Real and dream JT are almost identical. But dream JT seems to be more open with Malcolm? IDK - he’s more relaxed around Malcolm? I can’t quite describe it. Did anyone else notice that there was just something a little bit different about dream JT? Not even in a bad way. Just different. 

15:15 - “Noooo she said it could’ve been worse. Not the same.” hahaha YES DANI. Good looking out. Call out this boy for neglecting his health. 

15:24 - This whole scene where Dani and Malcolm do a joint interrogation was awesome. They were talking pretty fast which I found a little distracting but JT said it best, “They were on FIRE”.  One thing I REALLY liked about the scene was the dynamic between Dani and Malcolm. Neither one of them was really taking a lead in the interrogation. They were equal partners and I think that says a lot about Malcolm’s romantic desires. He doesn’t want to dominate anyone. He doesn’t want to be taken advantage of. He just wants someone he can trust and respect. Someone who will trust and respect him. He wants a partner. An equal partner. I think that’s a really healthy desire for anyone in search of a relationship. 

16:12 - an affair? Did we know that Lyle and/or Katrina were married?!? If they weren’t married it would just be a relationship. Not an affair. 

17:01 - Is this honestly the first time Dani has called Malcolm by his first name? In 26 episodes? It must be right? Because I swear I was so shocked my heart skipped a beat (also my Brightwell heart melted but that’s a whole different thing). 

17:06 - .....so in Malcolm’s dream does he still work for Major Crimes? Is JT running the department? I need some more details here. 

17:12 - Soft!JT <3 <3 <3 How cute is it that in Malcolm’s AU dream, JT (and Dani) don’t actually change (in terms of personality). Their roles in his life just intensify. Dani becomes his significant other and JT becomes a much closer friend/brother. It’s precious. <3 <3 <3 

17:52 - Something about the fact that Jessica isn’t drinking liquor in the AU is hilarious and depressing to me. It’s funny because, well, it just tickles me. It’s depressing because Malcolm understands that Jessica drinks to dull the pain. In this AU, she isn’t in pain. She’s happy. Therefore, she doesn’t need alcohol. I don’t know about you but the fact that Malcolm’s subconscious wanted his mom to be happy so badly that she became (more or less) sober - is heartbreaking and heartwarming all at the same time. 

18:11 - “No one in this family is scared of a little blood right?” The irony here is THICK.

19:23 - The fact that Ainsley is a doctor just like Martin in Malcolm’s AU is terrifying and hilarious. This whole “I watched Ainsley kill a man” thing is really destabilizing Malcolm’s questionable mental health.

19:27 - “Please Ainsley is the talented one. I’m a distance second.” ....does this mean that Endicott isn’t the first person Ainsley has killed? Does this mean subconsciously Malcolm somehow thinks that Ainsley is a better serial killer than Martin?

19:56 - “No phones at dinner okay?” Something about the way Martin is looking at Malcolm at this moment and Martin’s tone of voice made me think - “Shit. Martin’s still a serial killer in Malcolm’s AU.” Especially since they Ainsley literally just announced to the room that he’s getting a from Claremont. 

20:06 - Yep. That’s a nightmare. From the back, Claremont!Gil probably looked like Martin circa mid-2010s for Malcolm. 

20:09 - Look idc who you ship on this show. But I will fight you if you don’t think that Malcolm being comforted after a nightmare by someone he loves is the sweetest thing ever. Look at how Dani gently rubs his arm and back. Ugh. This is the kind of safety Malcolm DESERVES. 

20:43 - Dani lying on Malcolm’s chest. <3 It just makes me so happy. Not even necessarily because it’s Dani (although I do ship Brightwell as end game) but because Malcolm’s subconscious is showing us his ideal relationship and we don’t see anything wild or questionable - we just see G-rated cuddling. And damn if that doesn’t say a lot about how much Malcolm just wants to be loved. 

20:53 - .......Can we have a full episode’s worth of footage where Malcolm is unconscious on the floor? I know I’m a basket case but it would make my whump heart so happy.....even happier if that footage was immediately followed by 40 mins of hospital care/comfort footage.

20:59 - I know that time has sort of slowed down for the purpose of plot in this episode but ngl - every time we saw the elevator approaching passed out Malcolm all I could think was “this is the slowest elevator in the world.”

21:26 - Malcolm is so so relaxed and comfortable in this scene. I want him to be this happy forever. 

22:07 - “You deserve all of it.” Malcolm subconsciously just wants permission to be happy. He doesn’t think he deserves to be happy (especially after Endicott). That little revelation broke my heart. Also the Brightwell kiss was adorable. Dani takes control because, Malcolm wants to feel wanted and this is how his subconscious is manifesting that desire. I will argue that Malcolm doesn’t necessarily want a relationship where his partner takes charge or dominates him. He made coffee of both of them. They’re living in his apartment. They’re having calm, mature, adult conversations. They are both equal partners in his dream relationship. 

22:45 - Dani isn’t scared of Malcolm when his hand starts shaking. She isn’t judging him. She’s just concerned. <3

22:47 - “Existential ennui”? Soooo much french in this episode. Damn. “Jamais vu”, “Quelle suprise”. Now “ennui”. 

23:35 - “I don’t fit your profile.” ....am I expected to believe that Malcolm didn’t realize this was a dream until this moment? Dani calling him “Malcolm Whitly” in the last scene wasn’t a red flag? Or the fact that Ainsley is a doctor. Or that Martin isn’t in Claremont? Or that Jessica isn’t drinking booze by the bucket? I mean, I know he has a head injury but these are big red flags. 

24:15 - Sooooo is Wendell dead irl? Because this is technically a dream. 

25:02 - “I thought we were looking for an inexperienced psychopath. A first time killer.”......this is him projecting about Ainsley right? Am I overthinking this? And now he says, “I was wrong”. Is that supposed to suggest that Malcolm thinks Ainsley has killed someone before Endicott?

25:07 - “The blows are confident. They were having fun.”.....couldn’t the same be said about how Ainsley stabbed Endicott? They were definitely confident stabs (plus a confident throat slitting). 

25:14 - “We’re looking for a serial killer.” Istg the writers are hinting that Ainsley is a serial killer (or will become one soon).

25:27 - Mr. David appears in the AU but Edrisa doesn’t. We were ROBBED.

26:07 - I’m not the only one who thinks that beard makes Gil look like a werewolf right?

26:33 - Claremont!Gil is creepy. LDP’s performance here is really really good. Also - I hate it. Because serial killer Gil is just not my Gil and it upsets me to see Gil chained to a wall. 

26:56 - Sooooo in the AU “The Surgeon” is still at large right? ....you’d think Malcolm would be trying to solve that case with Dani and JT. You know, an active prolific serial killer in New York?

27:34 - The way that Martin, Gil, and Malcolm interact in this scene is really interesting to me. In a lot of ways, this isn’t an AU. Think about it. 

In the dream: Gil is frantically trying to convince Malcolm that Martin is a serial killer. In a way, Gil is trying to protect Malcolm from Martin.

In reality: Gil just shoots Malcolm disapproving looks when he mentions seeing Martin. Gil desperately tries to protect Malcolm from Martin.

In the dream: Martin is trying to convince Malcolm that Gil is a monster. He’s trying to convince Malcolm that he’s a Good father. That he would never hurt Malcolm. That he loves Malcolm. 

In reality - Martin is the same. 

The only main difference between AU!Martin, AU!Gil, and their real counterparts is their temperaments. AU!Martin has Gil’s calm, comforting, and rational temperament while AU!Gil has Martin’s angry, manic, and controlling temperament.

What is the same between the AU characters and their real counterparts? 

Martin is still a manipulative killer.

Gil still shoots Malcolm looks of concern (27:45). 

Gil and Martin still hate each other. 

28:30 - Even dream Martin tries to gaslight Malcolm. 

28:56 - “You can always count on Dad.” ....is this how Malcolm really feels about Martin subconsciously? It kind of makes sense? Who did Malcolm turn to when Ainsley did the unthinkable? Not Gil or Jessica. Malcolm said it in 1x12 - (I’m paraphrasing) “The child in me thought he cared. Loved me even.” I think there’s still a part of Malcolm that believes that. Or at least a part of Malcolm that desperately wants to believe that. 

29:17 - “I’ve never been to a crime scene before.” That’s because you create the crime scene, Martin. In all versions of reality. 

29:20 - annnnnnd AU Martin shares regular Martin’s weird fascination with Dani. 

31:00 - JT being buddy-buddy with Martin is hands down the most horrifying part of the AU. 

31:10 - “I think he’s having a psychotic break.” ......I want this to be foreshadowing so so so badly. I think it would be so interesting to see how the team, Jessica, Ainsley, and even Martin deal with Malcolm just having a total breakdown. Maybe not a full psychotic break. Maybe a nervous breakdown? Or he succumbs to his suicidal ideation? Probably a little too dark for network TV though.

31:34 - “I’m very protective of her and her boots.” Does Malcolm see himself as the Bowery Ripper, trying to protect Ainsley as opposed to his daughter? Or is the Bowery Ripper supposed to be a metaphor for Martin protecting Ainsley? Is Malcolm going to take the fall for Ainsley and all her murders?!? 

32:45 - “Why did you kill again? After all these years.” istg this is hinting that Ainsley killed someone as a kid and Martin knows about it.

33:00 - “I can’t let my daughter know what I was.” .....is the Bowery Ripper supposed to be Ainsley? Is Ainsley killing people to try and protect Malcolm? Ugh. I’m totally overthinking this.

33:02 - Even in his dream, Malcolm can’t bring himself to kill his father. Wether that is by cutting off contact with Martin irl or letting the Bowery Ripper kill him in the AU.

33:07 - Actually though - why doesn’t Malcolm carry a gun IRL? We know he’s trained to use one. We saw him use one in the pilot on a case for the FBI. Is there some sort of NYPD rule about consultants carrying weapons? Is it a rule that Gil has imposed on Malcolm? Is it a rule that Malcolm has imposed on himself? A mixture? I want to know. 

33:38 - OMG. Is Malcolm going to try and kill Ainsley?!?! What a twist that would be. AU Malcolm just killed a killer. He doesn’t seem to feel bad about it and he agrees with Martin that “everything is okay now”. 

33:55 - This hug deeply moved me. Malcolm is fully aware that this hug isn’t real but he looks so content to be hugged by his father. Malcolm is finally getting a proper hug. <3 It honestly makes me wonder what Malcolm would do IRL for his father’s approval though. He’s clearly sooo desperate for Martin to love him. Who knows what Martin will be able to convince Malcolm to do in this season? Malcolm’s not all that mentally stable right now and he’s really vulnerable emotionally. I’m worried.

34:26 - “Not that it’s a competition.” ....yep. Ainsley wants to be better than Malcolm even in Malcolm’s own subconscious. 

35:00 - Heart. Breaking. Watching Ainsley, Martin, and Jessica tell Malcolm how good they think Dani is for him breaks my heart. Look at how happy Malcolm looks. Look at how desperately Malcolm wants this to be real. Ugh. My heart is shattered. 

35:20 - “You’re the best, big brother.” Even Malcolm’s subconsious knows that he’s an excellent big brother. Seriously, I love my younger brother but I don’t think I could ever cover up a murder for him. Never mind dispose of the body. Maybe I would? IDK the situation has never come up (thankfully).

35:25 - .....aaannnnnndd we’re back to the Girl in the Box.

35:58 - “Why would you ever want to leave?” “Because it’s all a lie.” Isn’t Malcolm living a lie IRL too? He’s pretending that Ainsley is a law-abiding citizen. He’s pretending that he isn’t an accomplice in a murder. He’s living in constant fear because of his secrets. They’re going to destroy him. This is why I think a suicide attempt is a possibility for this season. This trauma is a lot bigger (in some ways) than last season’s. Plus - Malcolm has a lot of pre-existing trauma. This could be the metaphoric straw that breaks the camel’s back.  

36:45 - “Even in my wildest dream. I’m still a detective. I need to seek the truth. No matter how painful.” That’s it. That’s Malcolm’s character in a nutshell. “Traumatized boy who intentionally puts himself through more trauma for the sake of seeking the truth.”

37:01 - “You’re right. I need to work on that.”.......if Malcolm tells Gil and/or the team about Ainsley next episode I will lose my mind. 

 37:15 - TOM PAYNE. YOU ABSOLUTE TREASURE. THIS IS SUCH A GREAT PERFORMANCE. THOSE UNSHED TEARS. THAT DESPERATE ANGER. THAT HOPELESSNESS AND DESPAIR.  <3 <3 <3 <3 

38:21 - Look, I’m a mechanical engineering student (not an expert) but if that was a wooden stick like I think it is - that would’ve NEVER stopped an elevator (at least, not long enough for Malcolm to escape). But I’ll overlook it for whump. Because Malcolm has a head wound and I’m loving it. 

38:33 - I’ve rewatched this clip of Malcolm with a bloody face meeting JT and Dani about 50 times (wish I was exaggerating that number). There is something so gorgeous about this scene. I mean - the fact that Malcolm is clearly in physical and emotional pain is enough to make my whump heart sing but it’s more than that. Listen to the genuine concern in JT’s voice when he says, “You okay?”. Look at Dani’s concerned face. Listen to how soft and desperate Malcolm’s voice is when he says, “When was the last time I talked to you?” Look at how concerned and confused JT and Dani are when Malcolm says, “I know who the killer is.” They’re not scared of Malcolm. They’re scared for Malcolm. Malcolm just showed up covered in blood, he can’t walk straight, he’s clearly confused, and now he’s claiming that he’s solved the case. They’re worried about him and they have every right to be. Listen to how broken Malcolm sounds when he says, “Long story.” <3 <3 <3 I’m in love with this scene. 

39:19 - “Are you sure about this?” “I have no idea.” This. Is. Important. JT and Dani have every reason to believe that this old man isn’t a killer but Malcolm’s head injury is making him confused. BUT they choose to trust Malcolm (or at the very least, humour him). They trust him enough to take a risk on him and I think that’s beautiful. I think that’s exactly what Malcolm needed after his nightmare of an AU dream. He needed to know that they care about him IRL. I hope he notices their behaviour despite the head injury. 

39:35 - Malcolm puts the skull down with his ungloved hand. I’m blaming the head injury. 

39:55 - Look this was a really moving scene. The parallel of Malcolm arresting a serial killer in front of the serial killer’s child and Martin being arrested in front of Malcolm is haunting. HOWEVER, when that old man stood up from the wheelchair my stupid brain went “THAT ASSHOLE NEVER EVEN NEEDED THE WHEELCHAIR?!?”.....even though he literally wasn’t in a wheelchair in Malcolm’s dream. 

40:40 - WE WERE ROBBED. I want to see the scene where Malcolm explains his dream to the team. I want to see GIL. WHERE THE EFF IS GIL IN THIS EPISODE?!?! FURTHERMORE - I WANT THE IRL VERSION OF “MALCOLM GOES TO THE HOSPITAL FOR A HEAD INJURY” SCENE. WTF FEDAK. GIVE ME THE AFTERCARE. 

40:47 - “That man will be buried in a turtleneck.” hahahahahaha OMG. Iconic. 

41:27 - “Goodnight Malcolm.” <3 <3 <3 She called him Malcolm IRL. Excuse me while I go and stoke my slow burn Brightwell fire. 

41:36 - “Goodnight.” This is the face of a man who just accepted the fact that he will never be happy. Malcolm honestly doesn’t think he deserves to be in a relationship. Especially with someone as beautiful, kind, and talented as Dani.

41:40 - THAT HAT. Was this really in Season 1?!?! I don’t remember it? But holy hell - I want to see Malcolm wear it. Like now. It’s going to make me laugh. I can feel it. 

41:53 - Immediately you can hear that something is wrong in Ainsley’s voice. She sounds distracted, dissociated, and scared. 

42:14 - Give. Tom. Payne. An. Emmy. Listen to his voice breaking here. He’s so close to tears and it’s genuinely beautiful. Such an astounding performance. 

42:51 - I honestly think Ainsley is shaking her head because she realizes that she made a mistake. She came to Malcolm because she thought he killed Endicott. She thought that he’d be able to understand. That he’d be able to help her because he had committed the same crime she just committed. She was wrong. He can help her - but legally, he really shouldn’t.

43:08 - Look. A new scene for Malcolm’s night terrors. 

43:15 - Yep. This is going to drive Malcolm into a mental breakdown. This is bad. 

43:20 - There’s a part of me that wants Malcolm to tattle on Ainsley. Just so he doesn’t have to keep the secret any longer. The secret is killing him. Telling won’t make the situation any better though. Gil and the team will react horribly and it’ll make Malcolm feel like garbage. Plus I can only imagine how the press would scrutinize the Whitly’s again. It won’t be good any way you slice it. 

I have a love/hate relationship with this episode. On one hand - it’s the cannon AU episode that every fanfiction lover dreams of. It’s also a really compelling episode complete with some excellent acting and great insight into Malcolm’s psyche. HOWEVER: 1) not enough Gil, 2) WHERE IS MY WHUMP AFTERCARE?, and 3) I wanted to see Malcolm at the base of that elevator for longer. The whump wasn’t prolonged enough for my sick soul. 

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If you could take creative control of ninjago what would you change

Christ...

WELL

Actually no idk where to start with this there’s so much anon there’S SO M U C H I guess I’ll do a run of MINIMAL changes tho (for as long as I can)

I don’t think I have to change much in the first two seasons, thankfully, since the writers actually sat down to think about what they were writing at the time but g o d did it go to hell afterwards

Season 3 - This Zane focused season is going to be ZANE FOCUSED DAMN IT. We’re focusing on his loss over his Father, having salt rubbed in the wound by having his father’s work turned into an evil army, and being faced with the fact he’s obsolete compared to it all. He keeps trying to stack up numbers to win, recalculate things, and it’s why his line at the ending ACTUALLY has impact. The thing that sets him apart from the nindroids, his ability to love, is what allows him to defeat the Overlord.

Jay, Cole and Nya love triangle is DESTROYED. Pixal, Zane and Cole is the new love triangle and later OT3

Season 4 - The explanation for the other EMs being around is far less stupid. Garmadon establishes that oh yeah all of your parents had elemental powers and even talks about a few of them because holy SHIT. Cole mentions his mom because he should have done that a g e s ago. Is this supposed to be a Kai season doesn’t feel like it. Open the season with better explanations of why the ninja split. Emphasis the fact that Kai blames himself for what happened to Zane, and continues to do so throughout the season. Add that to why he’s so desperate to save Skylor from her dad (not willing to lose someone else). We still lose Garmadon, Kai and Lloyd have a talk at the end of the season. Also ZANE IMMEDIATELY GOES TO GET PIXAL A NEW BODY WTHHH????

Season 5 - Idk this season was pretty good over all I think. A bit better lore established into the cloud kingdom, hints that they don’t actually control fate they just think they do. Explain where the FUCK NIMBUS CAME FROM?? Water can still beat up ghosts but idk feel like there should be some other factors involved, some magic. Kai and Zane figure out they can make water a LOT sooner. Also why doesn’t Kai just set the preeminent’s house armor on fire??? Should have. OH I did forget since this season is supposed to be for NYA GETTING HER WATER ELEMENT how about she actually GO WITH THE NINJA AND DO SOME SHIT SOMETIMES??? I don’t mind her training, specially Ronin helping her but like??? Wtf why not have her ENGAGE, idiots.

Season 6 - I’m the weirdo who actually likes season 6 but that doesn’t mean it’s not without its issues. I don’t mind Jay wondering about where he stands with Nya but his behavior throughout the season has to stay consistent. When he agrees with Nya he needs to let it go he needs to LET IT GO. IT LITERALLY SHOULDN’T BE BROUGHT UP AGAIN UNTIL THE LIGHTHOUSE. He also needs to linger more on his birth father (and besides he should have suspected he’s adopted since season 4 cause he knows neither of his parents had lightning powers). Zane doesn’t ignore Pixal’s warning about Nadakhan but if she’s off somewhere else idk how she gets threatened I’m sure Nadakhan could figure it out. OH and time can still reset and stuff idc but like, Jay and Nya need to talk about it and they need to GO BACK FOR ECHO. EVEN IF THEY DON’T FIND HIM THERE.

Day of the Departed - just wish it was longer tbh, but major changes: Why do the ninja not seem to care that cole is FADING OUT OF EXISTENCE and Lou should be a lot more worried about his son.

Season 7 - I mean, it’s mostly a trash fire, but I think it’d be a lot more enjoyable if they actually had good sibling dynamics going on. Acronix following his brother because he always has, but starts questioning their plans as things go. At first their relationship is much better, which is why they best Kai and Nya, but by the end that flips over. Actually have Kai and Nya having an ISSUE. Kai thinks their parents could have been traitors, Nya seemingly doesn’t care because she’s so wrapped up with her samurai x stuff being stolen. They end up fighting and don’t make up until the boiling sea. ALSO GIVE RAY AND MAYA A BETTER FUCKING EXCUSE FOR BEING GONE THEY COULD HAVE FUCKING SHANKED KRUX WHEN HIS BACK WAS TURNED GET OUT OF HERE HE HAD NO LEVERAGE.

Also Machia isn’t dead okay she’s just in the past she WILL COME BACK

Seasons 8 and 9 I’d say are pretty solid honestly? My minor changes: Garmadon isn’t Garmadon he’s a fucking fake get out of here with that shit THE REAL GARMADON WOULD NEVER. We actually learn where Mr. E came from I don’t even care if it’s just Harumi and UV talking about how they found him in a scrap heap and got him fixed just give me something. Stop treating Dareth like SHIT. Ronin and The Commissioner plan a jail break long before they’re let out in season 9. Teen Wu is a lot less... air headed. Like seriously he seems to have more logic when he’s a child it doesn’t add up. I’m not saying he has to remember everything but wth?? Oh, and Mistaké isn’t dead fuck you.

Season 10 - ............................................ delete it and start over. Literally, hate all of it, get it out of here. Four episodes for villains you built up like FUCK in the last two seasons??? All of them fucking as big as people???????? cowardly, weak, uninspired, I don’t want it I’m just going to have to redo this whole gd season. A) Oni leader is a QUEEN now and she can be up to 30 feet tall no I do not give a FUCK B) Fake ass Garmadon is revealed to be a different oni entirely he was an agent for the queen the whole time but never finished his mission C) She can still paralyze a bunch of people but man Lloyd you’re going to need more than a shiny tornado to fight her off. D) In fact you need to summon your other great grandma so the two of them can get over their divorce spat. E) Where’s the mask of vengeance bring that back into play. F) Mistaké shows back up to help. I suppose plot wise it can?? Mostly run the same but I think they’re going to have to run much farther than the city with how fast she spreads her reach. Also she’s weak for Lloyd because he’s the smol great grandson and he has to use that to his advantage to slow her down. Mistaké makes something that can unparalyze people and they get some of their allies back before the finale thank god. Faith isn’t just in a coma the whole GD time.

Season 11 - Fire half? Good. I need a much better reason why the ninja go to the never realm tho because wow did they just make everyone out of character in that last episode. The ninja have no reason to just ignore Wu and shove him out like that. Wu has no reason to NOT NOTICE LLOYD IS BREAKING INTO HIS ROOM WHEN HE WAS KICKING THE NINJAS ASSES IN THE FIRST EPISODE. Ice half?? ... h Yeah no they should have known Zane was the emperor from the start LMAO. Or at least suspected the possibility. The decades of time passing??? Deleted. Maybe give it a year. Idk why it’s just Lloyd snapping Zane out if why aren’t the other ninja involved like p l e a s e. Also kill Vex with an ice spike, thanks.

Season 12 - Over all I liked what this season had going but there... should have been more. And that ending felt so crunched together like damn... Unagami was a p cool villain at least BUT idk, despite all the focus on the plot so much of it didn’t feel tangible enough. Even if we’re going to focus more on the video game world I want to see more of what these NPCs are up to. Should have tossed in a couple of filler episodes. Also can someone just kill the Mechanic too SMH (and they should have tied Wu up in something sturdier how did he not just break out of that WHATEVER)

Suppose I’ll stop there I haven’t season season 13 yet.

Oh, the timeline itself needs some fucking work too. At least establish Wu and Garmadon’s sudden aging. At least establish how old Zane is (I’d believe he was built 40 years ago but I find it hard to believe he was active for all of it). Establish that yeah the FSM really did basically fuck off like idk 14 years ago and idk why the show acts like it was so long ago it couldn’t have been based on the other facts we know have Wu learn that his dad is a bitch ass motherfucker and he needs to ditch.

Honestly there’s more but like................. this is the simple version

[unproduciblesmackdown]

hmm here’s me talking about su sort of lmao like i said i’m not here to be particularly scentamentle?? just say funney stories....and some opinions.....it’s really been a hot minute and i haven’t been making Long text posts about things so i can throw one out there even if it’s got no thesis statement

also like i said i just so happened to like, actually watch the first ep on actual tv when it actually premiered....all i super remember knowing about it beforehand was like “oh rebecca sugar getting her own series right on” and i was gonna check it out on that alone and then also i remember before it debuted there was an article about it in the wapo in the sort of “local”-ish section b/c it was like. hey this is based in uh yknow the dmv....delmarva area.....this whole Region.....and i (from nova and in nova at that time, and flipping thru the print wapo every day) was like haha. neat. also god damn it was 2013, hell of a year. i can tell you little about it b/c it was so crappy i just like did not bother much with things like “distinct memories” lmfao. great to have like, a weekly thing towards the end of that hot mess (november??? or smthing??) back when....god........it aired weekly.........anyways yeah i was pleasantly surprised from the start i don’t Get when people are like “can’t watch this in order :/ the first few eps don’t sell it well” like okay speak for yourself god dman....more on that later i’m sure lmfao. hot takes

my brother started watching it too just cuz he’s game for shit that way and i was keeping up with it. like i remember i thought cheeseburger backpack was extra fun and i think i showed him a rerun and i remember he thought it was funny lol the Raft Gag......and when i was watching tiger millionaire i kept For Real Laughing and he came over like what is going on.....and i think he was signed on from there........again pretty fun for it to be this weekly thing. also maybe i’m not here to be Sentamental but i was also like “oh no that Spoke to my feelings unexpected :(” during tiger millionaire when amethyst was all “you can’t let anyone make you feel like garbage” and “i only feel how i wanna feel” like guess who was in the early stages of “my self esteem is so crappy it’s starting to circle around into [trying to increase self esteem]”.........like i said hell of a time. though then that’d be 2014 by then i think?? still a hell of a time

started to get “i think i will draw the same character one million times” about it at some point in 2014 too lmfao......every instance of [me drawing the same shit one million times], which is the only way i ever draw anything, then like, benefits whatever i draw later cuz like. sure get some practice out of it. and even though like, it wasn’t quite as huge an Internet Thing as it was gonna get once i started to draw shit, it was already like, classic-me Kinda Niche to be like “hey gang who is going ham about the bored dumbass teens”....not so niche that there weren’t other people going “yeah i am” at any given time tho. and then we put our hands in the middle and go Yeah!! and jump up hsm style. it was also a great time for something Fun and (easier than marble hornets lol) to draw b/c. it simply was a good time for it.....struggling to draw shit back then even more than is like, usual. oh and also i forget but i had sort of Withdrawn from the mh fanbase b/c it got this whole influx of randos after fjsfdking the Video Game we all know the one and i was like. i am gonna.....sidle over here. nobody Likes to be in a fandom actually lmfao. and i mean even while su was getting to be A Whole Thing i was like. bro i am over here in the Donuts section and it is a little quieter and i use the tag sometimes but i’m all set, thanks. still the least Niche niche i’ve been in probably lmfao....see: the fact that probably still way most of my followers are here from su times even tho idk who’s even active still

also had a high time making some great Long Text Posts. i kind of always fail 2 grasp that even as much as my drawings that stuff leads to me actually getting to interact with people, b/c like, those text posts have me actually saying Words in them, which helps lmfao..........i think it’s like, these posts are probably Not That Fun for most people, but then for the people who Are like “oh sweet this is something that i actually want,” that’s obviously a helpful way to find a kindred spirit lmao.....like hey cool you already know i can’t shut up and am opinionated and obviously a lil much? fantastic let’s do this. plus idk it’s fun to Not Shut Up Actually. like, not the biggest deal. ppl can just Scroll Past. or not

speaking of “getting practice Not Shutting Up and Drawing Shit”.......hilarious when in late 2018 i find myself like. oh so you’re telling me this excellent character who is a self-sabotaging struggling-to-know-how-to-cope-with-shit-and-connect-with-others insecure af Teen is not appreciated / ignored / deemed Awful (and then ignored) by the majority of the fanbase?????? hahaha you don’t say....but No Problem. let me just talk about how this person has Complexity actually and is a lot more sympathetic than not and i hate all of you omg like do we have to do all of this ourselves lmfao........guess so, Fine

what am i talking about funny stories who is this funny to lmfao. okay no but okayyy what an experience when the island adventure preview came out and for like the next 4 days i did not experience depression lmao........i Jumped on the opportunity b/c it was like, early fall i wanna say??? i think sept?? 2014 and i was kinda mulling over going to gmx (which was this convention the Marble Hornets gang kept getting invited to & i’d been 2 twice b4 but missed the previous yr coz it was 2013 and i was way not thriving) and yeah jumped on the “depression / (as much) anxiety who???” superpower to Ask if it was cool if i went to a friend’s wedding in georgia for a weekend. there was no friend’s wedding in georgia. and then i went to gmx AND. ironically (not really im sure. idk what irony means and idc) gmx weekend ended up being the same weekend island adventure actually aired and when i left that morning (gmx being in nashville) my lil bro (getting up for school) was like GO GO and i actually made it in time to catch it in the hotel room but. they didn’t have the channel despite it being listed on the channel guide. i about flipped lmfao but i did see it later that weekend and flipped again. gmx was an a-okay time as well lmao that was the last time i made it

they may have never sold a licensed Lars S1 Green/Purple Snake Tee but look when i have this green racerback with a neat snake print & this necklace of purple quartz crystals and also when i was at gmx i bought this necklace with one (non purple, non actual crystals but plastic shaped like it / glossed) pendant In The Spirit Of It All and it gets compliments. anyways the point is. indirectly representing

speaking of crystals = lars i’d just like to reiterate that i’m always right. like sure i was like “look i don’t know how lars could have Crystal Magic in him but something is up with the fact he’s = pink magic flowers with crystals inside them Means Something.” i think it’s reasonable to Not have predicted he dies and gets revived w/ crystal magic that’s in him now. but that’s still a Win for realizing somethings up....tfw as early as like s2 times i’d be like “well the donuts gotta get involved in the center of adventure at Some point and also i Know it is important that steven is just lars’s rly annoying little brother and y/n do you think lars would die to protect him i think he would...” like. i didn’t wanna be That right :/

tfw me and my brother were watching rose’s scabbard while my mom was napping it out in the armchair and like silently Sharing A Look at the whole “she was beautiful” thing like. lol harold

i still don’t know how much of a Thing(tm) magfest is but as far as i can figure it it’s No Comic Con (like, thank god :| ) but still kind of a thing. anyways i learned of it cuz i saw there was gonna be a couple su panel thingies & i looked it up & we were less than an hour away and so it was like midnight but i ask my brother like hey wanna swing by this thing on this one friday. and he was like Sure. so i made it happen and he was 17 so we had to drag our dad to the bank to Notarize a form that he was allowed to be there accompanied by me. it was a big place and it also took us a while to find Registration or whatever and when we tried getting sandwiches later it cost like $7 each go figure. anyways but we were just there for the one Event & there was a room like filled with arcade games and a bunch of other consoles (also Retro though. like old computers n stuff) and they had Galaga, thank fucking god. we 2 playered that shit and wandered around and also 2 playered a game called toobin, which was funny. real gamers know. 

when we were in the (pretty long) Line to get into the Panel, i actually like. spotted a then-mutual who i (was pretty sure i) recognized from her occasional selfie lol and who i guess had travelled all the way from the west coast for the weekend. when we were actually Seated she happened to be a couple rows back and both of us on the end of the aisle and i asked my brother if he could read her nametag (to verify lol) and i bopped over to have the cringe and fail exchange of “hey do you have a Tumblr” and then i was like “haha i’m milo i’m ummmwine” and she got up to hug me and then i had to scamper back to my seat cuz shit was starting lol

like my life was not changed by this event but we had fun and. the Hilarious story is that it was also partially a Q&A and i had a Q and my brother encouraged me by again whispering “go go” as soon as the first syllable was spoken implying Line up For Questions.....i was in like, the last idk, haaalf dozen or so ppl who made it to the mic? and look i knew i was gonna be asking a niche question that like 3 other people of the hundreds in the room would care about but So What. deal with it gang, let’s have some Variety. but i was still nervous. and when i’m nervous, i a) Have A Script and b) get even chattier. and right after the person Right In Front Of Me got their answer, i guess it was noticed that it was getting down to the wire so they were like “haha okay lightning round :)” and i was like NO.......GOD..........lmfao like too late im sorry i Can’t make it lightning round. i was muy anxious.....just that, again, hundreds of people there, i have the floor, nobody’s gonna Like my quastion......and they didn’t know the answer (which i figured was v possible lol) so i was like oh no sklfjd hope this entire room doesn’t hate me. i mean of course i didn’t care if they did too much but, Nerves....also im valid, but were the like half dozen people who asked prior to me about shit that would CLEARLY be too spoilery to answer valid????? no lmfao. cmon. that’s what’s Really cringe

well here we ffw a bit b/c Mid To Late 2015 is certainly a time for me and it doesn’t really make for an interesting story so just to tldr it lmao like, got some beautiful moral support from someone as i was makin a Lifestyle Change lol and continued to get beautiful moral support from that same person and i continue to benefit from it....You know who you are!!!! tyvvm....and it occurred to me that the reason i am where i physically am is via someone i met thru su-posting.......which is true of the You Know who you are person too, which is why i brought it up lmao

uhh god not as many Stories after that lol.....def got to engage in “i’m ___ i’m gonna [draw the same character i always draw] so i won’t be so ___” during interesting times lol. love that for me

tbh the uh. Wanted arc was truly one of the best Serial Arcs, just dramatic & solid af and also it’s lars time and for a second i go “god well at least maybe now ppl will acknowledge lars is a gr8 character” and then a second later i go “Oh No they’ll only say he’s a good character *Now*” and that’s exactly what happened lmfao but well we still got as much lars fanart as we ever got outside that couple weeks aftermath... l o l . . . i had to wait One Zillion Years for my little brother to catch up to this b/c. he was watching via hulu i think where like, a full season would come out a good while after the finale. seriously i think it took him almost 2 years. im like dammit lmfao this is What Matters dfslk....fond memories when hulu was free / no login req’d / shit would be available like the day after airing

uhhhHHH crazy how this show muscled through the weird scheduling change where it was like “no weekly eps Only Erratic Hiatuses”......ppl were so foolishly Into the first “5 eps in a row” release and i was like “no i don’t like this” and then a year later i was like “you see. You See.” rip

i think we can even ffw to sutm at that point lol....im like im in this for lars okay lmfao kinda Shrugggg @ things by this point lol like finale shminale. where’s he at. and i really wasn’t paying a world of attention to like, prior-to-release lore n announcements so i was just plunged into this chaos of like sorry???? excuse me?? of all the people in the world sarah stiles?????? lfsdj like noooo don’t show me these tweets lmfao......truly it’s fine i’m being Hilarious but it’s also very real that like, when i see things like “showtime(tm)” or “SHO” or “billions content” i’m just doused with Dread b/c i hate this series lmao i swear to christ. but it’s really Fine lmfao like. i was kinda “eh :/” to “yea this is alright” about the rest of it but spinel was The Highlight lmfao and having $50 to go ham on her animation was great but really the voice acting Made It.....like the entire takeaways was uh the other friends sequence and fuckin uhh this part. fuck it up ms. stiles........hit it out of the park..........cain was the first funny bitch and spinel was the second. that thought just came to me and i will not elaborate. call that a revelation. oh and also it was a relief cuz i was like “i s2g if this Antagonist is like, aquamarine-style annoying af....i will die” but No. spinel is annoying af in another way which is her rights and i don’t want to die about it lmfao. she’s good.......i don’t even resent the “how come whenever some rando shows up ready to literally kill everyone for no good reason, all of you are ready to be like ‘wow an icon’ and we can’t have 10% of that energy for the teen who’s kinda bitchy b/c he’s annoyed by life and crap???” thing b/c i mean, she had her whole Arc all at once and also is good enough for it i think. the nadir was when the one rando shows up for like One episode like “i Don’t want to kill everyone :3 syke >:)” and for some reason people were like “omg iconic. call them on their ‘don’t kill everyone’ bullshit” like lol i hate you guys

well i like lars’s [last outfit we see him in] and i feel like it only backs up the bi agenda. another epic gamer moment had been when it became a Popular Hc that lars is trans b/c he is lmao. and everyone was all “why is everyone sayign this why would you want him to be trans he sucks” like get good grandma!!!!!!!! it’s too late. well that’s the end of my post. me in 2014 being like “wow way to have something to keep up with b/c now i have to outlive it to get all the dnads content i guess” and here i am. but it’s almost April 2020 so. haha 

hmm what’s a less ominous ending. oh shit another thing that was funny is i was like So about these Skull Plugs featured in this semi-official drawing of lars once and then horror club came out (fun b/c i like horror) and had the skull plugs for Real & they were glow in the dark. that was a big day for me even seeing the promos lmfao. except then i guess it was foreshadowing, so again i end this with Death. don’t we all

wait no lsfdjs What tf was matthew moy talking about “i like your hair.” dude dropping an i-guess cut line on us lmfao. alright alright im done

[g0dtier]

so stranger things 3 was..........................fine

billys redemption arc was great, idc how you feel about him that shot at the end of him with the mind flayer arms in his body was fucking dope. plus, for a redemption arc, what more can u ask of him to give like. he died

hop’s death is bs and i wont believe it. i cant believe hop is actually dead. i just dont trust it. no body, no death. fuck that. 

couldve done with a LOT less “hur hur amurricans fightin the evil commies” tho. like that shit is so asinine. the whole 4th of july festival thing was so cringy. plus of course they made the russians all stone cold wooden ass bitches. like when the americans fucked this all up yall at least gave them some kind of personality, and i get wanting to show the whole red scare thing and shit but holy shit you did not have to swallow the boot, you couldve just stuck to licking it and it wouldve been bad enough. like you didnt have to go full on propaganda at some points. erica’s speech about capitalism? cringy as hell

so yeah the human villains were amongst the worst this season. alexi was funny as shit but of course they had to be like “look guys hes participating in capitalism now so you will feel bad if we kill him now cause obviously u wouldnt if we’d kept him a commie” like. im not even a communist, nor do i in any way think the soviet union was an ok thing, but holy shit the american patriotism was so goddamn cringy. do they realize they have non american watchers...

anyway the teenage stuff was also kinda bull. i just didnt care much about the pointless fights. i lost my fucking shit laughing when Hop was in the car after being the worst dad ever and singing along to Jim Crowe but oh my god, Hop you’re the worst fucking dad lmfao. a lot of the earlier drama was just unwarranted. Max is a weird bitch all of a sudden while being hella cool last season and a lot of like the first 2 eps had some Big Bang Theory level cringy “look at how stupid women are” humor. like. why. god i know y’all are romanticizing the 80s but this whole “hur hur teenage boys are dumb and teenage girls are mean” circlejerk needs to end. who hurt you, duffer brothers? please keep your angst out of your TV series, that entire Victim Boy Cant Understand Insane Teenage Girl, Very Sad mindset youre showing is sexist as hell. go to therapy. goddamn.

now that i think about it the only things i liked this season was the monsters and billy’s arc. OH and Steve and Robin but holy shit that is gonna be so much to unpack later. like. i can just see em going very very wrong with this. and i was rooting for them to get together as well but i KNOW they probably will next season and these two asshat writers will go all “well guess steve cured her of that lesbianism huh”. like they were so good together and its cool if shes gay but i KNOW they’re gonna fuck it up. coulda just made her bisexual, which i was rooting for in the first place, but i know theyre gonna pull a stunt like that next season and its gonna be, again, cringy as shit. shoulda made it clear this season if u dont want it to be looked at as some weird copout. and i say this as a bisexual. who loves bi rep.

season 1 and 2 were good, 2 less so with the drama between El and Max but season 3 kinda missed the ball for me. Amazing cast tho, like amazing. great acting, great camerawork, just...kinda bad writing

[wildernessuntothemselves]

Hi, author. How are you today? I finally got sometime to write a whole ass essay about the new chapter (teachers and their threats to fail me lmao, I'm too good at studying jk) \(￣︶￣*\)

sooooooooooooooooooooooo

taehyun's character devolopment..... my boy out there really being affectionate for real one time with the a little bit off timing. Like man do seek validation. Still my favorite character tho, can we just have he and kai alive, idc anymore /_ \ my boys need to have a happy ending (don't ask about Mr. Prince, he would be fine in the after life with oc, death or not, his source of happiness is literally the oc loool). I know he's distant but is this suppose a opposite dynamic you planned for the oc? Cause beomgyu >< taehyun, they are like that in real like lmao but not this intense and crazy.

kai, i don't trust you but i like you too honey. I feel bad for him but at the same time struggling since i think Taehyun is kinda right, it was cruel yet but bro, you are turning the land against your brother which is the reason that he don't like the oc anymore. But is that because he didn't how to deal with his brother's situation and he want to help but everything went too fast, his BFF's betrayal and his new sister-in-law who might get them killed by her 'crazy affair' and destroy all the achievement his brother has trying so hard to build? Then i think being with his brother who is cold and distant don't make thing look good for him after his parents' trauma, trauma won't go if you ignore it lmao.

About the oc, i really like her character actually. She trikes me as person who doesn't know anything about the world, i was once seeing a document about a case in which the kid got isolated from world and didn't have anything for herself but her dad's abuse and cruel words to her. It's heartbroken to see. basically she didn't go through this by physically but mentally. Not to mention, the special bond you had or the belief you had for you entire life but then you found out none of it was real, it would fuck you up so hard. It technically have to start at the beginning again (which you were always at, not the faded line you saw and thought you have make it far away) in this chapter , i see a lot of thoughts, emotions, experiences that oc didn't have with Beomgyu (and maybe could never have if she came back or stay instead of going with taehyun). This is what i called living lol, before that she just kinda there, exist in between of the walls of watching eyes, rumour but she couldn't see anything behind the palm of her trusted one and only. i think she would be great and live a normal life without Beomgyu and moving on.

About Beomgyu, babe there is no sit for you in heaven, no wonder you will be in hell. i like you too but- i don't have anything to say to him lolllllllllll. I almost forgot he is also one of the mains TT. let me find my words, wait.--------------------------------- okay, but wait------------------ okay, so what i am saying is if i were the oc with my personality, i wouldn't be crushing on you , sorry author. I just have a very much too fine line about friendship and love, can't be cross but in the oc's scenario, there is 3% of the chance i would fall for him since he was the only male on my radar but then is it make sense i saw him as a brother everytime he was mentioned (I'm sorryyyy). He is a great brother actually. It just urghhhhhh, i can't see the future of oc and him being together forever and after with flowers and sun, nooooooooooooooooooo. even with love, it's hard for the oc to come back normal with him, not missing the time she was with taehyun.

Idk what the closure ending is but I'm so exciteddddddddddddddddddddddddd. I can't wait, this story is so goooooooooooooooood, the plot and everything, ughhhhh.

-Iv :)

hey babe! i'm okay just trying to get in the mindset of job applications and not keep running off to write yamqn lmao

so your preferred ending is oc goes back to gyu and kai and tyun survive?

yeah i kinda based it a bit around their real personalities (loosely ofc) and tyun is more reserved and logical irl but he's also really sweet. and gyu is really energetic and loving but he has a sad side that he hides (that's my interpretation anyway i don't know them)

kai's issue is that he was kinda coddled and sheltered by taehyun (even though he thinks he's not) and he's so attached to taehyun, his only family, that he really is not making the most sound decisions. he's very emotional and he's acting out based on that instead of taking a step back and rethinking he's approach. i feel like he could've convinced oc to go back to gyu if he had used the wonyoung approach instead of screaming at her and getting her all defensive lmao like bro be smart. but again he's not used to that. he wasn't raised in the political climate of the palace. he was raised under taehyun's no nonsense tutelage

yeah oc is a dumb baby but it's not really her fault like you said.

"This is what i called living lol, before that she just kinda there" that's very true, but can she handle the heat?

"I almost forgot he is also one of the mains" and this is why he's coming back in the next two chapters lmao my boy been gone too long. and believe if this was real life i would never ever choose gyu. i mean i honestly wouldn't choose either boys lmao but definitely tyun over gyu. but for the fic i choose gyu. i just am in love with his brand of intense all consuming love. also please don't refer to him as a brother again that would be the one thing that would turn me off him lmao

[princess-of-the-corner]

FMA thoughts of the day: Like dad like son. AKA: I absolutely LIVE for similarities between Ed and Hohenheim, some of which might be self-projecting but idc. 

Okay, so, the manga already gives us a lot of similarities. Hell, the Genetics are Strong in this family because when we compare them at similar ages they look almost exactly the same. And we do see similar personalities at some points. There’s a dissonance now, but Flashback!Hohenheim is more like Ed, so I imagine that Ed will mellow out a bit in the next few years and be more like him. 

But, like, holy fuck my dudes. We can go further with this. Obvs we can make some more dramatic parallels(god I could go on forever with this one), but I want more hilarious and family-fluff type stuff. 

What I need is a long fic that’s just a ‘AU where Hohenheim gets to live an extra few decades and reconnect with his boys even if the family dynamic is odd(I have another rant for how that’ll work)’. I need this because 1.) this man’s life has been 99% suffering let him be happy god damn it! 2.) Character growth and exploration including dorky family shenanigans, 3.) Imagine this man reacting to becoming Grandpa. 4.) some of the previously mentioned ‘dorky family shenanigans’ including ‘wow those two are more similar than we thought!’ shenanigans. 

Obviously Ed and Hohenheim aren’t 100% like one another. Some things Ed does are different, and some personality traits are from his mom(Side note: Al gets the reverse of this, being a lot like Trisha and occasionally like his dad. It’s less noticeable because the lack of juxtaposition). But between strong af genetics and similar personalities, in a calm situation where they’re allowed to relax, there are far too many times that everyone notices. 

At first it’s Mustang’s crew seeing it because everyone hangs around Centrals’ Hosptial post-Promised Day, but then they go back to Resembool and live with Winry and her grandma for a while so they get to deal with it. And it goes from hilarious/adorable to confusing to downright uncanny very fast. Potential examples: 

When someone in the house sees one of them when half asleep/focused elsewhere/looking at them out of the corner of their eye, they’ll guess on which one it is because all they register is ‘male with long, gold hair’. Due to who they’re used to, usually they’ll end up thinking Hohenheim is Ed, but the reverse has happened a few times. Ed’s debating on setting up a ‘wrong name jar’.

Usually the above isn’t a big deal, as usually they’ll just correct the mistake and go on. But Winry is fucking paranoid about it. Because EdWin is still a thing and it could get awkward real fast. 

The big thing that shows off the similarities is their expressions though. because their faces are already similar enough that when they make the same expression it’s so much more obvious

When Hohenheim officially introduced himself to Mustang’s team he made a quip of ‘figured you could see the family resemblance’, and the Team see him give that smile. The slightly smug, mischievous, laughing-at-you-a-little smile that Ed gives them and they’re like ‘oh god no’.

Ed, Al, and Hohenheim sit down and talk and it turns into just a rambling discussion about Alchemy bullshit, but Al notices that both his dad and his brother have the same deep-thought expression while they’re going over this stuff. They’ll also do the exasperated eyeroll at the same things.

Someone half-jokingly calls Hohenheim an idiot for something, and the way he just stiffens up and glares makes them expect him to fly into a rage of ‘who the fuck are you calling a dumbass?!’. He doesn’t because he has some chill but they realize why they expected the rage is because ‘oh, that’s the expression Ed makes when someone calls him short’. (Ed has also chilled a bit on the ‘short rants’(partly because he’s matured, partly because he’s actually kinda tall now), but still gets the expression if it’s brought up). 

Eventually there’s a ‘family meeting’ about it because Ed and Hohenheim have no idea they’re doing it and they think maybe telling them will make them stop a bit. Everyone’s just like ‘so... you know how sometimes a kid will act a lot like a parent? Or, say, make expressions that mimic said parent?” but they still don’t get it because Hohenheim’s just like “Now that you mention it, Al’s pout face is just like Trisha’s”. Everyone fuckin screams because that’s not what they meant!!

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

Alex: we picked her to destroy worlds together but she got a little weird on Echinecea, running around picking up children and not doing what we wanted...

Anna belle: so you picked them.

Alex: yeah because we are the oldest of any galaxy and so now we asked for ever lasting life and she said yeah and she took that back!

Me: yeah in history. Tv shows and movies that are the truth is history. Besides I killed your parents for you.

Alex: you what!?

Me: I killed your parents,

Alex: so we really are the oldest!

Jesse: so can i come back?

Alex: we will see

Jesse: I can change, he can't.

Me: you can have the Sun, Jesse, you as the second oldest -- bleu is dead, idc hes dead, fully eradicated so Matt Hagan if he doesn't quit punching people i mean today and stopping cold turkey for life. You Jesse had to take care of all those kids on your own. I know this because you helped me teach math in Compton. I only had a 2nd grade math level education and i wanted to make sure my form was proper and it was easy to understand and Evylynn got as confused as I did although it was right math and i had to remember how Ms Leiberman taught me

One of my kids: I know how she got died. It wasn't Jesse. It was Matt.

Me: what the fuck for Matt

Matt: cause I'm a bitch!

Jaunau: no he's not dead. I'm gonna take care of this. She was the best teacher in the entire world. Hes gonna suffer.

Me: eradicate him. He killed the dinosaurs, too. Full 100%. Shut up bleu You're sad that he killed someone and you couldn't so you're crying like fucking faggot? You like to rape and kill little boys like Ben?! Ben is also eradicated. Ben, Matt Hagan and Bleu. All eradicated. Alex Laughlin is a little bitch I wanna kick his teeth down his throat. I already punched Bobby's out. So you, three, Jesse can see if you can make right. Alex Laughlin is three shades from eradication. But he and I used to be friends and he used to protect me. From his dad. Bobby needs explanation on how to be nice and as to why And that he's not the victim. Like Declan playing with his teeth. It wasnt to hurt or offend him, it was because false teeth are cool. Everyone wants to play with false teeth. Once he got that he understood. And he had fun and didn't mind the kids playing with them. And he never hit me once. So I know you three can start over and be decent citizens. But you have to try. And learn the difference between a lie and truth so you know who to trust. The sun is where you were born and is your old home. Dad said that Matt got a little too ego but other than that hes fine..

Me to dad: but he killed Ms Lieberman.

Dad goggles: alright he killed 63 people but because Bleu told him to. So like Alex he was lied to so if you forgive Alex you'll have to forgive Matt, too.

Matt: yes: because I'm alot like little Steven. Remember I used to flush my toys? Trying protect you? You look pissed!

So i take Bleu and i bash his head into the wall twice cut it off his neck, throw it into the wall until it smashes, pin his lips and tounge to the wall.

Matt: feel better?

Me: yeah..

Matt: so i won't be eradicated?!

Me: no just be good and honest and so on

Matt: so I stay on in here?!!? Do I get food!?!

We laugh. Me: no. I gotta go pee.

Matt: well you think on that while you do because I really would love food! We all would.

Me: lets see what dad has

Dad: well lets see it says food delivery would start in September but we are a little late, so

Me: when was it supposed to start

Dad: in 6 months

Me: did they starve in prison?

Dad: Matt did 6 weeks

Jaunau: you can kill and cook your brother bleu.

Matt: we can cook?!?!!?

I light a fire pit. Magic.

Dad: she built y'all individual homes on different floors according to magic when she visited the pyramids once. We all approved so I think they will fit to your liking. You cannot have guests. You must meet where you are. Or you can check the list to see those that have homes and allow only the homed into your homes or they disappear

Me: no ass holes and bad influences in your homes. You get along. There is a sitting room under the fire. Those like Ben and Bleu have no homes and cannot get to the stairs. They will die if they do. That way y'all don't have to deal with their Bull shit

Matt: we are where the homeless are? The fire is not hot

Dad: its what she calls a convection oven

Matt: you can cook?

Dad: yeah just stick it into the fire

Jesse: so do we get soul mates?

Dad: eventually

Jaunau: there's models you can choose from in your home computers.

Me: in time you get what you deserve. Bobby and Jesse can come down for the babies being transferred to the WombTrees. Before then Y'all can have a feast in the Rotunda down stairs and so Matt can have leftovers while y'all are down. Those are the only ones the babies invited. They are still angry about Ms Lieberman so. But when they're born then they may allow him

Pipsqueak: only to punch him in the face!!

Me: that's fine. It feels cool to have tiny fists plummet the eye socket

Aubrina: it does?!

Me: yeah.

Aubrina: yeah? Who would have thought...

Me: Jazmine in Echinecea. Her adopted parents fought and that's all she knew. Punch people in the face and get what you want.

Dad: that was her first life she never had been born before

Matt: that's not true. It was her second,she was born on Jaunau. But she was abused there too, that's why we gave her to Sabrina. She did quite well. Jazmine is just upset about the going ons and plummeted Sabrina in her eye socket yesterday by magic and clawed at her head and bit her and hit her with a hammer in rhe head, quite a few times.

Bleu laughs: she did?

Me: thats why I was pissed off at you.

Bleu: oh! Hmmphrh. I can see that now, too. And I made a mistake yelling. I meant that if they saw someone chase me then to try to stop them

Me: while you were the first car and there was 2 people

Bleu: in follow

Me: chasing behind you.

Bleu: yeah well people don't read. You said 3 were

Me: and you know that because they kept blocking you in so why the fuck would you think that there was no one behind you?

Bleu: there were people kept getting out of line to follow..... Oh shit

Me: so your stupid ass did what?

Bleu: got them killed. Her head was cracked 9 diameters. I mean millimeters. Right across her forehead.

Me: face the wall. So as if we could believe him. But he admits it.

Annabelle: no one is that stupid that he claims to be

Me: I know.

Annabelle: my dad (Alex who isn't bio but..) He was unlucky but I still love him, no one could ever love that.

Me: we will eventually put him in a cave with his soul mate

Bleu: whom I killed 700 to 400 times?

Me: 647 thousand? Yeah. And ill give her a hacksaw and chainsaw, too. I'm not gonna waste my time beating the shit out of you

Matt: can she come over for dinner?!

Dad: yeah she has her own house, too.

Bleu: welcome to Hell.

Dad: so she says the rest of you have to start over without the influence of him. Him being oldest was suppose to take care of you. You have older but these are the oldest

Jesse: what's a Jesse's crew and why are they bad?.

Alex: you had us followed?!!?

Bleu: so I could kill you when the time was right but you were too quiet. I never could tell.

Alex: Sabrina that is some fucked up shit. No wonder you hate me, I used his people to follow you to let you know you could see your daughter. I bet he used the most evil, too.

Me: so your parents by your generation had become different. Her soulmate wanted her back and was angry. Your dad sensed it then took the anger out on you kids.

Dad: blue got the brunt of it. Trying to v protect you. But like I said he went crazy. Like his brain melted

Me: when he killed his soulmate in anger like his father did him. No feeling of anger or anything but just being a spoiled bitch

Alex: that's why you said I might be eradicated! You v see all my lies and begging!

Me: yeah. Exactly. So you will be alone the longest. Learn to take care of yourself and proper.

Dad: where is Snoop at? So will he. Sabrina, he stole all your money and said it was his. You barely hadenough to start Amazon when he was through. Bought himself an island and a town, 3 yachts when he couldn't swim.

Me: he bought me all that.

Dad: you don't need it

Me: that's what I know. But its all mine, now. For the next 9 years he will live where y'all are. In the pit, then the next 64 he will live outside where it is too cold and the snow tastes like shit.

Dad: Then after that he lives on the other side where that shack is and so when

Me: he thinks he can go in for shelter like a thieving bitch then he goes right back where you are for 9 years and 64 in the snow. And it will continue for 9 cycles and that's for lying to me that he didn't want in my panties and betraying our friendship and my trust. Stealing fine you made a mistake. But my panties!?!?! SERIOUSLY? That's not a friend that's a sick pervert.

Alex: so what about these babies?

Me: so it's lab, science stuff. Magic things. Incubating my body

Alex: wait you're going to kill your body?! That's the only thing that you said will kill you.

Dad: she gets a new body

Me: a Cleopatra sexy thing

Alex: what about Joan of Arc?!?! You me?! We had a thing going?! You never fucked Anyone in Cleopatra!

Annabelle laughs: dad! When are you going to figure that out! Ben lied to you how to handle women!

Alex: oh! Shit!

Jesse: that's what I've been telling you, now sit and stay sit. That's what dad would say to me when I would run away from Bobby

Bleu laughs: because I would tell Bobby to go kill Jesse or I would kill him

Me: keep laughing bitch. You're 647 million Earth years strapped to that bench

Blue: what? You can't do that

Me: keepthinking that. I'm quite sure the years will go faster

Saint Luches: then we'll add more. I'll be with you All soon, after I finish driving Sabrina's plane to deliver the deadly undead, ghosts you understand me. That's all its for.

Me: yeah I get to dive the war plane

Saint lunches: no you don't

Me: quit being such a snoop, you thief.

Me: I use the war plane until everyone returns to their planet or gets a new one because I cant Stand them. Because i won the war. I get two. So y'all can be cruising along after I been in Sabrina Air Because they're both marked under Sabrina Air and then you'll be all "is that mom?" In your review mirror and I come along with that shark grin all honking "no its war!!" And you think you're in for a whooping then i just pull all casual beside you while you're trying to fight for your life and I just wave and blow you a kiss.

Everyone laughs

Me: its not like I wanna but I wanna drive the air shark

Evylynn: yeah mom its easy to drive. I perfected the bunny hop, it was so fun too, I didn't think what it looked like. This grinning war shark hopping around. I bet it caused quite a scene

Me: joyful, it is bound to make nearly all people laugh

Evylynn: or worry.

Me: then laugh later. At themselves for being scared.

Evylynn: mom can we all get one?

Me: yep. Anyone who doesn't have a plane that's seen is under the garage and its a whole fleet, you're actually driving Jesse's

Matt & Jesse: Do what?!

Evylynn: i guess we get to test drive it so for when you land on the moon, that is where theyre going isn't it? The sun is too far... It must take days

Me: the moon is too cold

Alex: what?!?!? O.O

Me: mine wears a 1960s pink pinup girl nightie

Evylynn: your sick mom does it really?

Me: yeah it can't be running around naked its a girl shark!

Evylynn: but a nightie?

Me: maybe it's a bikini 👙

Evylynn: that's better

Jazzi: mine is a bunny! And not playboy either! Mr Velveteen because I love my sister! She made him for me! And so that's the way it is.

Windy: and mine isn't paddington mine is a great big fox!

Jaz punches me hard!

Jazmine: tell her she can't be a fox she would eat Mr Velveteen.

Me: its Paddington Bear because he carries luggage.

Pipsqueak: for real?!! Yay!

Jaunau: I told mommy I would let her have a fox so I could come up and scare her but it was 4 against one

Me: and so we will have a commercial Paddington Bear Airlines and she can have "Foxy Air" on her personal plane's luggage.

Windy laughs: i might have a fox in that suitcase!

Pipsqueak and Jazmine: as long as it stays in!

Jaunau: mom let her have a fox tail painted hanging out of the suitcase

Pipsqueak: whoa!! It is beautiful though! That is a good job, dad!

Me: on the driver's side so you know who the real fox is! And so you know he's there and his tail is pinched and hurt really bad so maybe you girls could take him to a lab and then if the timing is right he can meet your bunnies

Jazmine: NO DONT TRUST HER

Me: if he's sick and wounded and hurt and so broken hearted he's sad because the one woman he trusted tried to stow him away in a suitcase and pinched his tail up and abandoned him on the side of a jetliner and they saved and rescued him, who do you think windy would the fox not be mad at

Windy: the bear

We all laugh heartily at her reponse cause it would never be "bunny" and she says it so depressed

Bleu's dad: i guess them kids really are that dam smart, I guess I really am that stupid.

And he tries to talk to Bleu about getting him off the hook with such a severe punishment. I refuse. His is billions of Years. The longest year in the universe

Him: but that is two billion years for 1 alone!

Saint Luches: should have raised your kids right dad. How long am I here?

Me: not that long, 6 or 7 years..

Saint Luches: what planet? Jupiter. Of which year they change

Me: current. 365 years to one Earth year (2,405.136008165)

Dad: for kidnapping

Me: man that's not enough. How many planets?

Dad: not all, 62,000.

Me: 149,555,421.66755 Earth Years unless Earth years get longer than that extra time is added. Screw you. You're nothing on this planet and you're nothing anywhere. Including the sun. We revolve around light not you. Get that through your thick skull and my plane can fly itself ot doesn't need you. So rounding up to make things less complicated. 150,555,422 Earth Years.

Saint Luches: how is that rounding even accurate?

Me: fuck you, im the queen now and rounding is never accurate stupid spaz

Jesse: dude you're screwed

Jaunau: we all killed one dinosaur.

Me: not me! I didn't kill any

Terry Teradactl: you killed us all with one ash volcano!.

Me: you died. Did you want to? I know I would have asked. And saved the rest.

Terry: yes. We asked you to kill us

Me: then I didn't kill any. You all commited suicide.

Terry is amazed in wonder: who would have thought I was suicidal. I Terry Teradactl was the happiest Teradactl in the world -- until Bleu came down and killed my girl and I wanted to be dead too. Where is he? Oh in the death chamber.

Bleu screams: no not Terry! Clara!!! Help! Oh God please no!.

Me: we all say yes! Go for it Terry!

Saint Luches: how long is Jesse in for?

Dad: you all hailed from Jupiter. She only gave Jesse one American year. You have America there?

Saint Luches: yes! I mean no

Dad: Alex has 3, 5 and 9 served consecutively that is a total of what Anna belle?

Annabelle: does he get out for good behaviour?

Dad: no afraid not

Annabelle: then that is the age i am now!

Dad: now it can double at any time

Annabelle: I wish

Dad: by how much

Annabelle: 6 that is the age he began lying to me about who my mom is.

Dad: and Sabrina?

Me: age 10 is when she quit coming over.

Dad: that's times 60 anyone else?

Jesse: dam. Guess y'all got to work on some issues.

Dad: I think we can do it by number of visits she actually had that's 35 and then times Sabrina actually knew she was her daughter and that's two. And lets see uhm by the hairs on my head. And now is that earth or Jupiter? Hmm lets see here you hailed from Jupiter but all these crimes were committed here on Earth. Oh ans excessive testing in order to solely control the world--

Alex: but that's Ben!

Me: lie.

Dad: yup that is Jupiter then. Sabrina you got a calculator? He killed Ms Chen and she only gave him 3 years. And he terrorizes her at the cafe.

Me: 78, 183, 000 Earth Years.

Dad: that's not enough. What do you think Jesse?

Jesse: for including and killing my spouse twice that's 434 years for each what's that?

Me: 67, 862, 844, 000.

Matt: let's round up

Me: 68 billion 844 thousand.

Matt round it up again!

Me: 70 billion 844 thousand.

Matt: can you do one more rounding?

Me: 100 billion 844 thousand...

Dad: what did he do to you?.

Matt: killed my kids and my entire family a total of 8 times and made me too afraid to have another and so I lived celeibate and you kept fucking me over now didn't you? That's not enough!

Me: 100 zillion 844 thousand.

Dad: you skipped trillion like you always do. Anyone else? Cara?

Clara: no I'm good. Unless you want to multiply times 3

Me: 333 zillion 844 thousand

Saint Luches: how is that multiplying?!?.

Me: how are you a fucking loser

Saint Luches: easy I be all I can be

Me: okay

SL: the math?

Me: don't worry you won'T need it where you are. Anyone else?

Silence

Me: Matt's sentence?

Dad: no lets do bobby that one is shorter. You can get out now. But stay away from them kids until you get an invite to the lab! Now Matt. Let's see you've served 3 months by choice. And then we have... Ho! We have a whole slew of charges! Being nice to others.. Being kind when accounted for. Being a dumb bitch. Okay. You're out now. Go get some food. Don't forget Jesse.

Jesse: now?

Dad: she slandered you. You're out for good behaviour

Me: you're welcome. I take care of my friends even if it looks a little weird...

Jesse: do i get a new body?

Me: yeah at the lab when I do. You too Matt

Matt: but I worked hard on this

Me: yes and in the new one you won'T have to keep working

Matt: I can enjoy life?!

We hope so.

Matt Hagan: now lets get this posted so everyone can know I can walk out a free man!

Me: better watch out for them girls tho... They think they can get ya then we all gotta put them in jail ans sort them out!

Bleu's "friend": including you?

Me: nah I'm good my guy is pretty cute. So don't skip the lab! You'll get your woman

Jesse: me? I was just going for the plane

Evylynn: it rides good, too!

Me: yeah for both it rides good and your woman. Ill protect her with my life. Matt and Bobby. Yours too. Hey you down there? You want Matt or should I say no?

Pipsqueak: just this one time and at my birth, too!

And she hands out records of the best times they had with their kids and wife.

Alex: and then I'm all alone. Can you hear? Can anyone hear?!

What he did to us. Killing our families. Tit for tat. Eye for an eye. Alone for what seems like eternity.

Its almost sad. But profoundly fulfilling. 333 zillion and 844 thousand years.

I'm only 158.. And its seemed like eternity. But I didnt do it to myself. He did it to us.

[buttercream-me-up]

Crash // Maynard Brothers

Word Count: 1842

Summary- You get into a car crash, and suddenly your twin starts acting weird.

Warnings; car crash, mention of a coma, & swears? (don’t actually remember, this was written in like a 3 day span and I can’t be bothered to check.)

A/n; I thought I’d try a different writing style, tell me what you think?? Also I’m lowkey really happy with this one, but at the same time, I’m not. Idk. Let me know your thoughts.

Requested; Yes.

req; Is it ok if you do an imagine with jack? It takes place post car accident (with both reader and jack in the car, without jack, either is fine. You can even write the accident if you wanted idc) and he is TERRIFIED of you getting anywhere near a car? It's ok if you can't, I know it's a lot XD

*ITALIC WRITING- FLASHBACK

*NORMAL- PRESENT

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“Can you pick up some Nando’s on the way home?” Jack asked, his voice playing through the car’s speakers. “Sure thing Jack.” You said, your eyes not moving off the road. You were thankful cars had Bluetooth, especially for calls. It made everything so easy. “Anything in particular you wan-” You began to say, but were cut off by a huge smashing sound, glass flying and the world spinning rapidly, before you hit your head and everything went black.

You shot up out of your bed, drenched in sweat. You had tears rolling down your cheeks, and you were panting heavily. You mentally cursed yourself for still shaking at the thought of that day. It still haunted you like a fresh wound; as if it were only yesterday. Even if for half of that period you weren’t awake, it was still hard to believe. You expected it to scar you, but you didn’t think it would be quite like this.

Beep. Beep. Beep. “Please, Y/N, please..” You faintly heard, the sound familiar, but indistinguishable. “I need you, please..” You groaned, the bright light nearly blinding you as you peeled open your eyes. The room you found yourself in was unfamiliar, ugly light yellow walls surrounding you and very bright long lights stretched across the ceiling. You weren’t sure where you were, but you knew it wasn’t your room.

The crash. Thankfully, no one got hurt. No one else, anyway. The truck that hit you spun out of control and smashed into the side of your car. You were in a coma for a month. Or so you were told. You struggled to wrap your head around the situation. A whole month. A whole month you were in complete darkness. It felt like mere hours, the distant beeps you now know was the heart monitor, a noise in the background of the dark abyss you found yourself in.

You rubbed your eyes. When you raised it, your arm felt slightly restricted, and you looked down, you realized there were IVs in your arm and hand. “What the..” You whispered, throat sore. “Where am I?” You rasped, as if you hadn’t spoken in weeks. “Y/N?” You looked up at the sound of a voice, your blue eyes meeting the concerned, yet relieved ones of your twin. “Jack?” You whispered, unable to speak fully with your dry, sore throat. Jack looked stunned, but shook his head, jumping up suddenly, running to the door and throwing it open. “Doctor! Nurse! She’s awake!” He called out to the room, and a bunch of people crowded in.

You shook your head. You knew you weren’t the only one who was suffering. For you, it was terrifying; and the worst part was; you didn’t even see it coming. You only felt the impact; mentally, and physically. Jack, on the other hand, was taking it harder than you. You couldn’t imagine what he’d been through in the last month. You on one hand, were trapped in the abyss of nothing, unknowing of time or anything around you. Jack had to spend every day, waiting agonizingly for his other half to wake up, praying she would come back. Praying you would come back. Maybe you would know, but he refused to look at you, let alone talk to you.

“Hello, dear. I’m a doctor. You���re in the hospital. Can you tell me your name, some facts about you and the last thing you remember?” A man told/asked you. “My name is Y/N Maynard, I’m 22 years old, and I have a twin brother named Jack, and older brother named Conor and a younger sister named Anna. Last I remember is driving my car and a loud crashing sound.” You said, slightly confused. The doctor smiled, though it was bittersweet, you didn’t know why. That’s when the news came. “You’ve been in a coma for a month, Y/N.”

Jack was always a very secluded person. He liked his feelings to stay his; to keep things to himself. Always, ever since you were a kid, you were his only exception. You were the one he’d go to for everything, from girl problems to anxiety attacks, you were his rock. Now, you felt like you were missing your other half. Jack had shut himself from not only you, but everyone. All his friends were worried, Conor was worried. You weren’t worried. You were absolutely terrified.

After the news, the doctors left, and you were sitting in silence. The door creaked, and in walked several sets of footsteps. The watery eyes of Conor, Anna, your mum and dad met your own, and a smile illuminated your face. “Hi.” You croaked, and they all ran over, squishing you in a Maynard hug. Except one. “Where’s Jack?” You asked, the pain evident in your groggy voice. “He said he needed time.” Conor whispered, tucking your hair behind your ears and scanning your face, as if unbelieving you were awake. “I’m sorry.” Conor said, he knew how much you wanted your twin, and he wasn’t there.

“Jack. Let me in.” You pleaded, banging on his door. “No.” He said, and you distinctively heard his voice crack. “Jack please..” “Leave me alone, Y/N!” He yelled, clearly annoyed. “No, Jack! Stop whatever this is! I want to know why you’ve shut me out since I got back! You didn’t even visit me in the hospital for god's sake!” You screamed, and the door swung open.

“Why not?” You asked, wanting to know at least a decent reason Jack wasn’t here. Conor looked at your parents, as if asking if he should tell you. They look to each other, unsure. Anna steps up to your bed, and only then did you notice the tears running down her cheeks. “He thinks it’s his fault.” She whispered, choking back a sob. You took in a sharp breath, completely stunned by the news.

“You wanna know why I wasn’t there? One month, Y/N! An entire month without my sister, without you! I watched you for weeks, sitting in absolute silence! I talked to you, and you didn’t reply! The doctors said you could’ve died! By the way things were going, I thought you already were dead! What the hell would I have done then? I need you! You’re the better half of me, and I’m scared, alright? I’m scared of losing you!” Jack screamed, and you fell silent. You quickly realized the tears running down his already stained cheeks, his eyes red and puffy from crying.

“How would it be his fault? That doesn’t make sense..” You stuttered, your heart rate increasing. “Relax, relax, Y/N.” Your mom said, stroking your forehead gently. “You were on the phone with him when you were driving, yeah?” Anna asked, and Conor looked about ready to pull her out of the room. He stepped forward, presumably to do so, but you cut him off. “Yeah..” You answered, and suddenly, it all made sense.

“Jack..” You whispered, tears blurring your own sight. “No! I spent a month talking to your limp body. I prepared myself for the worst. I shut out everyone because all I wanted was you. I wanted my twin. You weren’t there, and it was all my fault!” He sobbed, and you ran over engulfing him in a hug. He tensed, but let his arms swing around your torso and pull you close. “I was so scared, Y/N..” He whimpered, and you realized just how hard this must’ve been for him.

“He thinks he distracted me because he was talking to me on the phone? He thinks I crashed because of that?” You asked, your voice cracking. None of your family answered, but Conor was giving Anna a look, as to say ‘you’ve fucked up.’ She backed away slightly, an apologetic look in her eyes. “Sorry.” She muttered, mainly to Conor. “B-but, I didn’t even crash! The truck ran into me!” You said, trying desperately to make an excuse for Jack not to feel guilty. You failed.

“Jack, I’m right here. I didn’t die. It’s not your fault, you know? The truck hit me, not the other way around.” You said, pulling him back to be face to face with his. “I was calling you, I was still distracting you from the road. It was my fault.” He stuttered, trying to control the seemingly endless stream of tears. “Jack, it’s fine. I’m fine. You’re fine. We’re both fine. It was not your fault, okay? I promise.” You said, and he broke down, sobbing into your shoulder.

“I want to see him.” You said, looking at your family. They all gave each other looks. Anna gestured for Conor to speak, as besides Jack, you were the closest with him. He ran a hand through his hair; a nervous tick of his. He stepped forward, looking down at you sadly.You could see up close, he had tears blurring his eyes, and you knew the news wouldn’t be good. “Y/N.. He doesn’t want to see you.” Conor said, softly.

“The Uber is here.” You muttered, rubbing his back soothingly. “No!” Jack exclaimed, grabbing you tighter. You frowned, confused. “Jack, why not? We have to go to Conor’s.” You said, looking into his eyes. “W-what… what if we crash?” He stutters, nervously. “Jack, we won’t. What happened to me was a rare occasion. It won’t happen again. I won’t leave you again, okay? This time, you’ll be there for me too, right?” You told him, and he nodded.

“How could he not want to see me! This is ridiculous!” You cried, tears running down your face. Your family smiled sadly. “He’s been here for a month, Y/N. He thought you were going to die.” Anna blurted, being shushed once again by the eldest Maynard child. “Did you all think that?” You asked, vulnerably. Conor frowned. “We didn’t know what to think, Y/N. For all we knew, you could’ve already been dead.” “But I’m not.” You defended, saddened by the thought your twin didn’t want to see you. “We know, and he knows too. He’s just scared you wouldn’t be.” Your dad said, grabbing your hand and squeezing it lightly. “It was a bit of a shock for us all.”

“Now let’s go before we get a complaint from our driver.” You teased, and he wiped his red eyes. “I look like shit.” He said, looking at his reflection in his phone camera. “You always do. Come onnn!” You said, pulling his arm. He looked at you in mock offense, storming off in front of you. He took off into a run, calling back “Last one there is a rotten egg!” You laughed at the childish nature of your twin, but you were glad he was back to normal, and you’d much prefer him like this than have him shut you out at all. “I win, Y/N!” Even if he was an annoying twin, he was your annoying twin, and you wouldn’t change it for the world.

[gryffindorkus]

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200 things you can put in my ask

Oh my good here we go. I’m going to read more this to save your dashes lol

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? 

I’m gonna :P

[my favourites]: 25: TV show: 

Weeb trash coming through it’s Kamisama Kiss

87: The last movie I saw:

I watched Moana with my mom the other night

57: TV shows you watch:

I’ve been addicted to The Good Place lately (thanks Katie), I also love Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, and The Walking Dead (but this season is kinda... boring to me tbh). Weeb shit wise Kamisama Kiss, like I said above, Ouran High School Host Club, FMA, and Angel Beats are at the top of my list.

84: People call me:

Kenya. I honestly don’t have any nicknames. I used to go as Rae online but I got bored of it and idc if people know my real name.

[Here’s What I Think About]115: Parents: 

Parents are cool. Without them no one would exist. As far as my parents go I was raised by a single mom and though I know who my dad is I don’t consider him my dad and the last time I talked to him was when I was like... 14. My mom remarried when I was 18 though and my step dad is amazing. Wish she had found him sooner lol.

[I believe in]: 164, 163, 162: Heaven, Hell, God:

I was raised christian which is the best way to make sure your kids will hate god. So no I don’t believe in god. I’m very much a realist and I think when you die it’s just like before you were born. You don’t exist so nothing matters really.

[I believe in] 159: Ghosts:

Like I said, I’m a realist so I don’t believe in the supernatural. I think any instance people have where they’ve “seen” a ghost has a scientific and psychological explanation.

[I believe in] 160: Soul mates:

This one... is tricky. Maybe I’m just a heartbroken sap but I don’t think I believe in soul mates. I think people can be very in love and be perfect for each other (platonically or romantically) but I don’t believe in fate so I feel like logically I don’t believe in soul mates then.

174: Do you have any siblings?

I do. I’m the middle child and I have a younger and older brother. I have very hardcore middle child syndrome BEING THE MIDDLE KID IS THE WORST

182: In my pockets:

I’m wearing girl jeans I don’t think something could be in my pockets if I wanted it to be.

145: Night or Day:

Night. Especially if I have nothing to do early the next morning.

[my favourites] 22: Animal:

Tie between foxes, unicorns, otters, and green sea turtles. Holy shit I just remembered my dream from last night.

[my favourites] 24: Movie:

The Fox and the Hound

[I believe in] 155: Magic:

Boring realist here. Nope.

[my favourites] 23: Website:

Not tumblr that’s for sure. This place is awful lol. Probably fanfiction.net or AO3. I read a lot more fanfics than actual books so I’m on there a lot.

[my favourites] 16: Book:

Besides Harry Potter which I have to say out of obligation: Song of the Lioness series by Tamora Pierce. Tamora Pierce is my favourite author of all time and all of her books are amazing. My favourite is the second one in the series, ‘In The Hand of the Goddess’. I just aldskjfldj I love fantasy. If you ever want to read a really good fantasy series I highly recommend to start with Song of the Lioness and then read the rest of Tamora Pierce’s Tortall books. Ahhhh I’m sobbing.

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:

I want to be a costume designer hoping to get into film

189: Last book you read:

I was reading Cursed Child last night and I only have the last act left!

60: I lose all respect for people who:

Use violence as anything but self defense or a last resort. I’ll leave it at that.

81: My zodiac sign is:

Aries but I don’t believe in all that stars shit.

187: My pet:

I have 2 ferrets and my parents have a dog who is sort of mine but I never see him so I don’t count him lmao.

76: Right now I am talking to:

My brother but he just left lame.

200: My crush’s name is:

I just got out of a longterm relationship so basically any crush I have right now I’m labeling as a rebound crush lmao. I have a rebound crush on my coworker named Marcus though. Also I get micro crushes on like everyone so if we’ve ever talked before assume i have a crush on you and i’d show you my titties.

177: The last three songs I bought were?

I bought Taylor Swift’s new album :P

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:

I do have one but more of a mental list that I’ve never written. Or just.. things I really want to do in my life.

[koiyyo]

Earring Mishap

 - this is just some fluff of kokichi and rantaro as kids where the killing game doesn’t exist periyat. just imagine rantaro as like 16 and kokichi like?? 13. i know theyre the same age in canon but idc kid kokichi is vibing     -mod corn

   It was a typical day of summer, with the hot as hell sun blazing from above. Many of the neighborhood kids were hiding in the shade with popsicles. 

Except for an excited, determined Kokichi skipping along the sidewalk. Rantaro had promised to play Mario Kart with him after school after their original plans had been cancelled. Hanging out was a habit to them at this point, so much of a habit that Kokichi could just waltz into Rantaro’s house.  

Once he reached the familiar white porch, that’s just what he did. He slid the house key out from under the mat and unlocked the door. “Heyoo Rantaroo!” he chirped excitedly, taking off his shoes by the front door. The only thing he heard was the sound of his shoes hitting the wood floor. Kokichi called out once more, with a more confused tone. Finally he got an answer from the bathroom down the hall. 

“I-I’m here Kokichi just give me a second.” yelled Rantaro. His voice carried a hint of hesitance and fear. 

“What’s the matter big bro? Did your mom hit you with a flip flop again?” the kid joked, making his way towards the bathroom. The door was open and he could see the shaking silhouette of Rantaro. He put his hands on the door frame and peeked through to get a better view. 

What he saw was his friend, holding his ear, and a piece of metal attached. Rantaro whipped his head around and they both screamed when they made eye contact. “Don’t tell my mom! Please!” the older one sobbed. “I-It was a dare to impress the boys!”.

-

After the two of them settled down on the couch, with Kokichi cradling a bowl of nearly melted ice-cream, Rantaro broke the silence. “You know the Tanaka kid from class 1-C? Well h-he said his dad ran a shop where you can get cool piercings. I bet him a week of Greek Yogurt t-that I could go get a piercing from there..” he quickly explained with warm tears dripping off his face. 

Even if he was a stumbling and hiccuping mess, Kokichi just stared while eating ice-cream. “You crying is gross big bro.” the kid commented unfazed. This caused the teen to wipe his face with his striped sleeve. “But why are you so concerned over it? It looks cool. Even if you get the role of a delinquent at scho-” 

Kokichi was cut off by Rantaro throwing a heavy blanket at him. It barely missed the ice-cream bowl resulting in Kokichi screeching. “My mom’s gonna kill me! No amount of metal swag will save me!” he whined.

“It’s okay big bro! Do you wanna play a few rounds of Mario Kart to brace you for the pain of a chancla?” Despite the condescending pats on his back from the other, Rantaro sniffled and nodded, reaching to grab his Nintendo DS from the coffee table.

-

The next day after school, Rantaro was walking home with his friends. He was showing off his earring, and the still remaining bruise on his shoulder from his mom. “I’m surprised I’m not 6′ ft under y’know? She was understa-” all of them paused behind a pack of younger kids surrounding somebody. 

Rantaro almost choked on his Greek Yogurt as he recognized the purple hair from a distance. He shoved the Yogurt cup into his friends hands and ran over, waving at them to go on. Pushing through the grade school kids was quite easy, but the thing that almost took him from his feet was the chaotic mess standing there.

“Oho? Big bro you’re here?” said a quite confident Kokichi. He flipped his purple locks behind his ear, displaying a black piercing. 

Except it wasn’t a piercing. It was a black dot from an expo marker. He had somehow convinced these pre-teens that it was an actual piercing. “You’re brave story of getting a piercing inspired me so now we’re twins!” he said excitedly.

Rantaro responded by picking him up by his collar and dragging him outside of the circle. He dropped the kid and looked down at him. Rantaro covered his face with his palms and sighed. “This isn’t a ‘monkey see monkey do’ situation! This is blatant lying! You’re thirteen,you shouldn’t need a piercing!” 

“What are you, my mom? I bet you’re gonna hit me next” Kokichi pouted. The only response he got was a groan. 

“Fine. As long as it’s no real piercing then we can be twinning”. Rantaro finally succumbed. There was no winning with Kokichi’s antics. Kokichi squealed and hopped up, completely ignoring the slum he was just in. He wrapped his arms around Rantaro and cheerfully said 

“You’re such a good brother! Maybe I could bleach my hair next”. The teen just patted his head and continued walking down the sidewalk, with the kid behind him copying how he walked.

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thanks for reading! hope you enjoyed !! <3 also stinky mod irusu proof read this so blame everything on her xoxo 

 -mod corn

[actualltr4sh]

alright its time for another of these

1. describe yourself. i’m 5′4. i’m goofy when i feel like it. i’m pretty sarcastic or condescending depending on the mood of the receiver. i’m smart, but not on paper. i’m creative. and i’m a hot young ebony. *finger guns* 

2. if you could go anywhere for a week all expenses paid where would it be? antigua & barbuda. it’s where my dad is from and i neeeeed to be an island girl for like two seconds pls.

3. do you have siblings? 4 sisters 1 brother.

4. what is your favorite constellation, why? do not have.

5. favorite color. black.

6. what kind of music do you listen to? i like R&B, early 2000′s or that shit that’s pretty mainstream but everybody swear is lowkey (SZA, Kelela, Daniel Caesar, whoever idk). i like pop punk or alternative a lot too. florence & the machine saved me. or modern baseball, the front bottoms. whatever.

7. favorite flower. (you can name as many as you want cause flowers are awesome) i like roses. i literally have one one my arm so.

8. if you could do magic, what is the first spell you would learn? probably an invisibility spell. it seems simple and like the first thing you should do lol.

9. favorite childhood memory. wow i’ve never thought about this. there was this one christmas where they let me open all my gifts at 12. i got my nintendo DS that year and i remember hearing ‘you are my rock’ by beyonce for the first time.

10. have you ever been cheated on? ish. it sucked. he broke my heart lol.

11. if you could describe your perfect room, what would it be? it’s currently my living room. it’s really cool. actually it’d be more perfect if there was more shit on the wall. but it’s a couch and a playstation and a big tv. it’s lit.

12. favorite animal. owls. ravens. crows. i’m terrified of birds though lmao.

13. what was the last photo you took of? a board in a classroom for this project.

14. do you believe in soul mates? absolutely. i’ve had the pleasure of meeting a few.

15. do you hang toilet paper over or under? i let that shit do what it do.

16. your go to place to eat & your favorite thing to get there. i love texas roadhouse but i try something new whenever i go. chilis i get cajun chicken pasta though. no tomatoes cus i’m not a crazy person.

17. do you believe everything happens for a reason? sometimes. i do think shit just be happening though.

18. guilty pressures? what?

19. favorite mythical creature, why? witches. although i want to believe they’re real. cus they be changing shit. and shit be needing change.

20. something most people don’t know about you. i can’t drive. i’m like a C+ driver lmfao. like we won’t DIE but i’m not who you suggest to do it.

21. where did you grow up, what was it like? detroit. straight as hell. coney slaps lmfao.

22. do you believe aliens exist? that would be narcissistic of me as a human to think that we are the ONLY species to exist.

23. what was your last google search? “how to poop better.” i bullshit you not LMFAOOOOO.

24. what did your last relationship teach you? BITCH. it taught me what i needed in a relationship. what i didn’t need. to put my healing first before anyone else. that love does not always conquer all. to never put a significant other before a friend. to give myself the same love & forgiveness i would forgive anyone else. bitch, i got nothing but lessons lmao.

25. would you relocate for love? i would do anything for love with my dumbass.

26. do you hold grudges or forgive easy? i forgive, not easy, but i forgive. i also don’t hold grudges, but i don’t forget.

27. favorite book. many. eleanor & park is a easy one to say though. i’d have to think forreal. 

28. do you consider yourself an extrovert or introvert? bitch i am introverted as hell. i go days without speaking to people lol.

29. have you ever kept a journal, do you now? i have kept a diary/journal religiously since i was 5.

30. top 5 favorite movies. paid in full, bring it on, halloween, stepbrothers, horrible bosses.

31. do you believe that everything happens for a reason?: didn’t i already answer this? sometimes, nigga.

32. what is your greatest fear? falling in the oven. or never being happy.

33. favorite alcoholic beverage. crown royal vanilla. or anything. i’m that friend lmao.

34. most embarrassing thing you’ve done. be born probably.

35. do you believe in ghosts? all of that.

36. what is the best and worst part of your personality? i make a joke out of everything. the good shit, the bad shit. i’m making fun of it.

37. should you split the dinner bill? if y’all struggling, sure. if you feel like it, sure. money doesn’t matter to me honestly idc lmfao.

38. are you a good liar? ish. i try not to tbh because i don’t really know if i can pull it off lol.

39. what keeps you up at night? i be knocked out forreal LMFAO but anxiety. if i’m not asleep i’m panicking. about.. anything.

40. would you rather go without your phone or music? i truly only use my phone for music. give me an ipod i swear i’d be good.

41. do you believe in god? i believe so. i think so. maybe. yes. i’m the worst christian LMFAO

42. how do you relax when frustrated? i don’t. i have anxiety. jk. ish. lmfaooo. i shower. i write. i watch tv. i sleep. i cook.

43. what’s something that offends you? hearing people talk about mental illnesses in a way that doesn’t accurately depict the experience.

44. favorite food nachOOOOOS

45. if you were on a 10 hour flight and could sit and talk to any person the entire time, who would it be? my ex :/ he was really my best friend LMAO

46. when do you feel the most confident? lowkey, when i’m naked. i got abs and my titties sit. lmfaoooo

47. what do you do on your free time? sleep or watch tv or write.

48. is there anyone who has completely lost your respect i be looking at people differently but i don’t think i don’t respect anyone.

49. have you ever broken someone’s heart? doubtful.

50. did/do you play sports in school? yeah lol i cheered and did gymnastics.

51. when are you happiest? writing or escaping with a tv show.

52. coffee or tea? CAFFEINE ME PLS!

53. what is one possession you own you wouldn’t want to live without? as of late, my camera. i love my baby.

54. what is the first thing you notice about a person? idk. haven’t met anybody new lately.

55. what is your favorite season, why? spring or fall. spring is rainy, fall is gloomy.

56. what makes you laugh? trauma.

57. are you a clean or messy person? messy normally, clean if i’m manic or suddenly tryna shape my shit up.

58. what is important for a successful relationship? COMMUNICATION.

59. what was your upcoming like? fine. rocky. confusing. okay i guess though.

60. favorite holiday? halloween :)

61. what is the first thing you’d do if you won the lottery? pay off my all my debt. student. medical bills. all of it. i don’t wanna owe shit.

62. what’s the best pizza topping combination? bacon and ham is all i get.

63. favorite outdoor activity. going back inside, the fuck lmfaoooo.

64. how are you? honestly. i’m drunk right now so.

65. would you rather go camping in the woods or stay at a beach resort? i hate outside in general. but beaches. less bugs.

66. what is the most beautiful thing in nature? the sun/moon.

67. favorite type of candy? sour patches watermelon or swedish fish or carmello chocolate bars.

68. if your life was a book, what would be the title? ‘pieces in print’

69. what movie quotes do you use of a regular bases? oh god, do i use any?the first thing i thought of was “cha feel? cha definitely feel.” from 21 jumpstreet and i rarely even say that lol.

70. what was cool when you were young but not cool now? webkinz.

71. what’s the craziest conversation you have ever eves dropped on? i don’t remember her words exactly but something about fucking a monkey my freshman year of highschool.

72. what’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched? they’re all pretty interesting. that abducted in plain sight shit was DUMB tho.

73. what’s the worst hairstyle you’ve had? bangs in the 7th grade like anybody lmao.

74. what do you like to cook? all of it. i love cooking!

75. what’s the coolest animal you’ve seen in the wild? ...in the wild? i saw a rat in the street once.

76. what’s the funniest tv show you’ve ever seen?: bitch this is hard. schitts creek. arrested development. the office. misfits. idk tv is funny as hell.

77. do you usually follow your heart or your head? both. once someone told me i made calculated risks and i will never forget it. if i want to do something i WILL do it. but before i do it i think about the best, worst, and most realistic case scenario lmao.

78. what is your favorite quote? “if you are neutral in times of oppresion you have chosen the side of the oppressor.”

79. what’s the weirdest crush you have ever had? my after school teacher in 5th grade. he actually reminds me of jim halpert now that i think about it. makes sense.

80. what’s your love language? quality time and words of affirmation. so literally hang out with me and tell me you love me.

81. do you ever feel alone? yeah. this time last year was the worst of it. i don’t feel like that too much anymore though.

82. ever been bullied? yes nigga. shit sucks.

83. are you usually early or late? on time or late. i can’t be early for the life of me you asking for too much lmfao.

84. what kind of art do you enjoy most? writing. poetry. stories. you know.

85. what do you wish you knew more about? myself.

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

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Ali: shame Ali: hoping your Da would move Drew on Carly: im not 12 now babe Carly: & he isn't a beautiful romany lad Carly: my ma will like the look of him i kno Ali: you're 14 Ali: still got a few more years of compulsorary giving a shit about you left Carly: yea Carly: but its no big Ali: you could get expelled Carly: nah Carly: didnt go anything cuz leesha had to speak up about it Ali: you blame her Carly: nah but its facts Carly: nothing happened Ali: I don't think that's how they see it Carly: k but Carly: idc Carly: forget it Ali: k but HOW Carly: what? Carly: dont worry about it babe k Carly: im not trying to Ali: I know you're trying to avoid a freakout but Ali: fucking hell Ali: why Carly: why what? Carly: whats your problem? Ali: only the same as yours Ali: not enjoying the chaos around us or the chaos waiting at home Carly: nah Carly: but worry about your sister Carly: this is nothing Ali: no it isn't Carly: just chatter Carly: weve heard it all before Ali: you're a we now yeah Carly: ha Carly: everyone on this coach has heard it & said it is what i mean Carly: dont be jealous babe Ali: Why would I be jealous? Carly: im only playing Carly: i kno youre not Ali: Whatever Carly: dont be mad at me Carly: be fun Ali: not feeling it Carly: baby come on Carly: why tho Ali: you actually need to ask? Carly: yea Carly: i havent done anything wrong Ali: it ain't about right or wrong Ali: it's still a mess and i'm over it Ali: that's all Carly: k Carly: but ive been a mess since we met & you cba about that before Ali: i didn't say you Ali: the situation Carly: theres no situation Carly: only sex that didnt even happen Ali: forget about it Carly: nah Carly: say what you wanna say Ali: okay, the fact he's fucking ruined this entire trip Ali: Ro had to go home Ali: and Laoise is taking the opportunity to cyberbully her about it as if she's not already fucked up enough from it Ali: and he's not even a little bit sorry that he just wasted the last 3 months of her life with his bullshit Carly: None of that's my bad Carly: be mad at him not me Ali: I am Ali: but I'm mad at you for not giving enough of a shit to not get dragged down in his crap either Carly: hes not dragging me anywhere but the bathroom Ali: bullshit Carly: nah Carly: youre making it something else Carly: its not Ali: the whole bus is slagging on you Ali: half of them wanna fight you Ali: and that's cos of this Ali: its not debateable its facts Carly: and what Carly: when dont they Ali: there was no need Carly: yea there was Ali: no worthwhile one then whatever Carly: worthwhile to me Ali: i really hope so Carly: wouldve been like Ali: i don't need to hear Carly: k Carly: be like that Ali: yeah i will Carly: why do you wanna fight w me? Ali: i don't Ali: you got your priorities i got mine Carly: but youre a priority you kno Ali: its alright Ali: let's leave this drama behind Carly: how tho Carly: youre still gonna be mad Ali: yeah but that is what it is Ali: nothing's going to change Ali: we'll both deal Carly: but Ali: idk Ali: idk what we do, if you think of something lemme know Carly: im sorry Ali: me too Carly: tell me what to do Carly: i wanna make you feel better Ali: I dunno, Carls Ali: its all already done Ali: not just you, all of us Carly: lets do something else Carly: go somewhere else Carly: whatever you want Ali: Oh, that reminds me Ali: Tommy's back, he asked if you wanna go out Carly: is it k w you if i come? Ali: yeah Carly: nah its weird Ali: no it isn't Ali: i don't wanna not see you Ali: fuck that Ali: its just this trip and him Carly: i only did it cuz he said hed hook me up when we got back Carly: i dont want him Ali: its alright Ali: you don't have to explain to me Carly: its not Carly: alright isnt how we feel you kno Ali: as far as this trip goes Ali: i'll take it, babe Carly: i shouldnt have come on it Ali: nah, don't say that Ali: apart from this shit Ali: it was good, right? Carly: but this shit happened cuz im not good Carly: my heads wrecked Ali: no Ali: it didn't Ali: yeah, you went there too but so did Laoise and it coulda been any girl Carly: she didnt fuck him for a hit tho Carly: why i gotta do that Ali: that hit of revenge Ali: worse reason, to be honest Carly: yea Carly: she is the worst we kno Ali: you're not bad Carly: im not an angel like you babe Ali: yeah you is Ali: can't fool me Carly: you cant stop being nice to me Ali: and what bitch Carly: youre meant to be mad Ali: i'm sick of it Ali: its not getting us anywhere so Carly: where you wanna get to baby Ali: better Carly: we'll start tonight Carly: out w your brother Ali: yeah Ali: fucking ray of ☀ that he is Carly: ha Carly: maybe ill find a nice girl at the club tho Carly: then youll be happy Ali: i don't wanna be that bitch about it Ali: just drew, babe, c'mon 😝 Ali: please tell me i ain't that bitch Carly: ha Carly: hes no worse than ronan tho Carly: to your sister k but not to me Ali: yeah and thinking 'bout how hard Ronan sucks made you cry the other day so Ali: 👀 Carly: dont Carly: he took your vs its so sad Carly: i wouldnt let goldie take mine nah Ali: I dunno what the fuck I was thinking Carly: youre too good Carly: you think everyone is Carly: 👼 Ali: nah Ali: I mean, he ain't the 😈 but he was bad enough for my purposes Ali: my stupid ass 🙄 Carly: nah you're too smart Carly: you knew what you were doing like Carly: been there had that fight w my ma Ali: the flashbacks not needed Ali: still got that 📢 in my ear Ali: though, probably gonna lay off a bit now Drew's showed Caleb up for the good boy he is Ali: awks Carly: its my turn Carly: thanks for turning up ma & da turn into his drama Carly: then turn away cuz nothing to see Ali: yours back home rn? Carly: nah but im sure theyll get the summons if the teachers kick off loud enough Ali: shit Ali: they gonna kill ya? Carly: theyll only be mad if their hol gets cut short but like they can go again when the teachers have had a word Carly: dont need a babysitter Ali: yeah, soz we can't come back we got free drinks here 'til next week so Carly: you kno Carly: gotta draw straws for which one shows up & who gets to keep the party going Ali: 1000 on ur dad showing up then Carly: yea Carly: plot twist my nan rocks up like it hasnt been years Carly: carly who bitch Ali: bitch same Ali: missing nan gang Ali: conspiracy, like Carly: i kno where she is but she not trying to kno us Carly: family fights like Carly: boring Ali: gurl, so much in common Ali: let tommo regale you with the fuckery Ali: other peeps drama always be more fun Ali: WELL Carly: hes such a gossipy bitch Carly: ill tell him about all this so he can have fun w Ali: beat u to the reveal honey but Ali: always more scandal I probably saved him from Carly: you been chatting about me Carly: aw Ali: yeah Ali: keep my slagging on the downlow Ali: wise up lads Carly: its k cuz youre creative Carly: its all slut, slag and whore w them Ali: truly Ali: switch it up Carly: drew did skank and he was wasted so its not hard Ali: 🤢 Ali: anything drew is capable of is basal Carly: wtf does that mean tho Carly: he calls me a bitch a lot like boy thats mine and my girl's thing k bye Ali: he talks a lotta shit for such a lil bitch boy himself Ali: yeah, back off Ali: ur not part of the gang Carly: he wants to be on you so bad that id feel bad but cant cuz yea hes a prick Ali: i can't Ali: why bitch Ali: like, i'm nice the rest of the time but like, no nicer to him than any other acquaintance Ali: and rn its clear i lowkey hate Carly: cos youre you Carly: who wouldnt want that Ali: 😽 Ali: always out here hyping me up boo Carly: yea i love you Ali: i love you too bitch Carly: serious tho Carly: im sorry Carly: i hate it when youre mad at me Ali: i swear i was never mad at you Ali: who could be mad at that lil face Ali: right teachers? 🤞 Carly: ha Carly: well they saw me making a seduction face like Carly: my bad Ali: don't act like you didn't love that too lads Carly: you kno Carly: youve seen it its good Ali: willing to write that review Carly: aww Carly: so sweet Carly: id give you top marks too baby Ali: you better 😒 Ali: don't be lying to me or yourself baby 😏 Carly: ha Carly: nah youre the best Carly: no lie Ali: 😳 Carly: so cute Ali: just trying make me have a huge head to drag my cute down Carly: nah you earned those props from me Carly: put a lot of work in Ali: no slacker 💪 Carly: facts Carly: lot of fun Ali: funsized Ali: that's my secret Carly: aw Carly: but were the same size tho Ali: exactly Ali: team pocket rocket Ali: get out giant boys Carly: your boy gotta stay cuz hes not i see you bitch Ali: 😎 Ali: you said yourself, i'm too smart Carly: 🖕 Ali: how tall is my brother Ali: forgot Ali: kick him out of his own partay how rude Carly: shit Carly: sorry boy Ali: can walk on his knees if he wanna hang Carly: or hands Carly: wtf would that make a difference nah Ali: nah babe Ali: that perfect form Ali: twat 😒😂 Carly: im too sober to have thoughts Carly: no scholarship to a fancy school for me Ali: don't be fooled, he only there 'cos he can twerk good 💅 Ali: #bitchmetoothefuck Carly: fuck why you worried about me getting expelled from here if thats what it takes to go there Carly: i got this Ali: you just gon leave me like that Ali: 😞 ok Carly: nah Carly: come w me baby Ali: running away to london Ali: heard worse plans Carly: you kno Carly: be fun Carly: we always have a good time running off together Ali: no lie Ali: maybe we can crash when he goes back early to get settled 'cos he's dramatic like that Ali: lots of fit boys, can't all be gay Carly: are they allowed to fuck Carly: or is it like footballers and shit Ali: Ooh Ali: we'll have to ask Ali: good pickup line, babe Carly: i'll ask your brother if hes getting any Ali: he'll die of embarrassment 💀 Carly: aw Carly: is he a virgin serious Ali: I think so Ali: he won't say obvs, withholding that ☕ so shady Carly: i'll ask Carly: find him a cutie to do the honors Ali: 🙈 Ali: he was feeling sorry for you but he gon' wanna square up now too Carly: yea? Carly: i need the practice if i gotta fight leesha again Ali: 😒 she better stay tf away if she knows what's good Ali: still, he used to being target practice Ali: he quick tho Carly: teach me those ballerina girl moves Carly: never went as a kid Ali: aww baby Ali: i did for the hottest of secs but Carly: bet your ma has pics im hitting her up Ali: yeah, she loves pissing herself @ me, the cow Ali: you can join now, or yoga with me, your fave 😉 Carly: nah Carly: got enough teachers on my case Carly: & bitchy girls Ali: 😱 Ali: i ain't that bad, rude Carly: never you my baby Carly: youre the only one who isnt Ali: bus full of bitches Ali: sounds like a song marlene would write Carly: pitch it to her Carly: or find her in the club Ali: maybe Ali: idk if she's got a girl rn Ali: we shall see Carly: me & her Carly: weird Carly: i'll ask her if shes feeling it Ali: oh lord Ali: can't play with her like a boy tho Ali: wifey'd up before you know it Carly: nah she scares me Carly: im a good wife tho Ali: you is Ali: but you wanna be? Carly: what? Ali: you don't wanna be no wifey Carly: not hers Ali: as long as not his either then we good Carly: ha Ali: 👀 Carly: what you saying w those beautiful eyes boo Ali: i see u and ur lack of a response is what i'm sayin Ali: honeyyyy Carly: dont Carly: i said about him before thats it Ali: i'm just playing Carly: dont Carly: he thinks it too Carly: such a prick Ali: i'm soz baby Ali: he thinks everyone loves him as much as he does Carly: yea Carly: i need to find a new dealer Ali: honey, in this town? done is done Ali: find one tonight Carly: so smart

[woozicutie]

Get to know me!

I was tagged by @is-your-mac-fully-loaded thanks btw!

RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST: 1. drink: Water 2. phone call: Dad 3. text message: Saying okay to my brother who wanted food 4. song you listened to: Jimins ‘Lie’ 5. time you cried: I can’t remember maybe like last week reading a fic? 6. dated someone twice: Nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: Nope 8. been cheated on: No 9. lost someone special: Yes 10. been depressed: Not really 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: Yepp 12-14. list 3 favourite colours: Orange, pink, yellow

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: Yes! 16. fallen out of love: No 17. laughed until you cried: Definitely 18. found out someone was talking about you: Probably??? Ehh idc 19. met someone who changed you: Hmmm.. kinda? 20. found out who your friends are: nothing really happened to do so?? 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: Nope 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Mostly all of them 23. do you have any pets: Yeah. 3 cats a bird and a pupper 24. do you want to change your name: nah I like it 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i got pretty drunk like the whole week? At home tho 26. what time did you wake up: 9:10am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: I was watching yowapeda and probably eating 28. name something you can’t wait for: Europe in October 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: Like 10 minutes ago 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: Maybe to stop being so shy and anxious 31. what are you listening to right now: a change would do you good-Cheryl crow 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yes 33. something that is getting on your nerves: When people don’t respect my decisions and are rude af 34. most visited website: This hell site 35-37. lost questions  38. hair colour: Brown and blonde 39. long or short hair: It’s short. I have both sides shaved and it’s like a long mohawk thing 40. do you have a crush on someone: No| 41. what do you like about yourself: my ehh attitude like I don’t care  42. piercings: Ears, nose, septum and tongue 43. bloodtype: No idea 44. nickname: Ez, Ezza. 45. relationship status: single as a Pringle 46. zodiac: Gemini 47. pronouns: She/her 48. favourite tv show: Nothing at the moment 49. tattoos: Not yet but in the future I want them 50. right or left handed: Right handed 51. surgery: Nope 52. piercing: Idk I kinda want my smiley done 53. sport: Nope 55. vacation: I went to Americas south on a contiki last year 56. pair of trainers: A cheap pair from rivers! 57. eating: subway like always! 58. drinking: Water 59. i’m about to: go home from work! 61. waiting for: my parent rn, but in general waiting for October  62. want: Moneysss 63. get married: Maybe I don’t really care at the moment 64. career: I really don’t know something where I can get moneysss

WHICH IS BETTER 65. hugs or kisses: Uh kisses? I’m not a hugger or a kisser except when I’m drunk 66. lips or eyes: Lips 67. shorter or taller: Taller or the same height 68. older or younger: Either but not like way too out there 70. nice arms or nice stomach: Arms? Eh idc 71. sensitive or loud: Both? 72. hook up or relationship: whatever 73. troublemaker or hesitant: Mix

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. kissed a stranger: No 75. drank hard liquor: Yes 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: Maybe? 77. turned someone down: Yes 78. had sex on the first date: No 79. broken someone’s heart: probably 80. had your heart broken: No 81. been arrested: No 82. cried when someone died: Of course 83. fallen for a friend: Nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. yourself: sometimes but not really 85. miracles: Yea 86. love at first sight: Not really 87. santa claus: hahah no 88. kiss on the first date: Sure 89. angels: Not really? Possibly OTHER: 90. current best friend’s name: - @sayyoullstaytamera 91. eye colour: Dark brown 92. favourite ??? 

I’m not going to tag 20 people I’ll tag @sayyoullstaytamera @pendulumandthepoet @punk-rock-kitten @kween-tsareena @suggestivesloth 

You don’t have to but ehh why not!

[leigh-danny-avidan]

all of them!

o dam

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? good morning my dude

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? !!!!!!!! we hang out sometimes and we make each other laugh

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? id care if they were into hard drugs. but idc about weed and psychedelics

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? nope it’s 5

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? mostly sober I think

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? lmao probably

7. What does your last received text say? it was really sad and it was from my mom

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? i lost count

9. Where was your last kiss at? at tj’s house (it was with tj)

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? I don’t have a sister fuker

11. What do you drink in the morning? today i had grape juice

12. Where did you sleep last night? my living room couch bc beds are for scrubs

13. Do you think relationships are hard? no, but sometimes they can be and that’s ok

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? no, it’s been a lil messy but i like what I’m doing rn and I wouldn’t be here if anything went differently

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? absolutely not. ill be the one to lock the fukin door

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? normally id say rainy but ive been feelin the sun lately

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? literally everybody has the same middle name as me

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? none of the above, im wearing shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? idk probably

20. Does anyone like you? hell yeah im a goddamn catch

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? hmmmm I’m not sure actually but I don’t think so

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? not that I know of

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? there’s always someone but for the most part im pretty lax

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? HELL YEAH i know what I want I just haven’t gotten it yet

25. In the past week have you cried? u know it

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? chihuahua and greyhound mix, he’s sleeping on me rn

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out of the shower bc im not here to play games

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? i dated a guy who use to play football,, does that count

29. Do you think you’re old? no im a lil baby

30. Do you like text messaging? yessiree

31. What type of day are you having? it’s an okay day

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yeet I want to get my septum pierced but I’m not sure I want to commit

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm but not hot

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? hell yeah im full of love

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? I like relationships but rn I wouldn’t mind a fling

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? im pretty simple but I have a lot of feelings

37. What song are you listening to? im not listening to any music rn

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? mama didn’t raise no bitch of course i mean it

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? yeet her name is abby

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? we!!!!!! we send each other a lot of memes and he makes me laugh

41. When did you last receive a text message? 2:18pm today

42. What is wrong with you right now? i have a cyst

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? my mom,,, I know her pretty well

44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? i don’t know, probably not. i like the current boy im talking to and he’s the only person im interested in but i don’t think I’m ready for a relationship rn

46. Are you in a good mood right now? I guess so

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my little brother

48. What color shirt are you wearing? red

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? of course

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? yeah his name is Stu and he doesn’t seem like a good egg

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? absolutely not. he’s one of my closest friends

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? u know it!!!!!!

53. Do you like rain? YES

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? nope, as long as they’re safe

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? lmao of course

56. Do you like to cuddle? fuck me up who DOESNT like to cuddle

57. Are you shy? ye but ive gotten a lil better about it

58. Do you get along with girls? i love girls

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? the last text I got was from my mom, but the last text I sent was to a boy so maybe????? we aren’t dating but we makeout sometimes

60. What do you carry with you at all times? my phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? hell yeah

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? i have done this more than once

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? yes I was

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YES

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? um YEAH i slept at a boys house of course things got cute

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 20, 19, and 19

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? i have no clue,,,, leopard print reminds me of my grandma

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i wish

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? neither??

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? i have an iPhone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? like a week ago

73. Do you like diet soda? im content with diet soda

74. What color are the walls in your room? blue

75. Are you 16 or older? I am 16 or older

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? i watched the first few seasons

77. Do you have a job? nope not rn

78. What are your initials? TLA

79. Did you ever have braces? Ye I had them for 2 ½ years

80. Are you from the south? nope I’m a west coast baby

81. What does your last status on facebook say? i thanked everybody for birthday wishes

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? ill talk to her from time to time but not very often

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? my dad

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? nope

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? guardians of the galaxy 2 and it was very good

86. Do you smoke? not cigarettes bc they make me nauseous

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? flip flops for comfort but I love me some heels

88. Is your phone touch screen? yesss

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? my hair is naturally straight but i luv it when it’s curly

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? once or twice, but after i reached adulthood so idk if it really counts

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pooooooooollllll

92. Have you ever made out in a car? who hasn’t

93. …Had sex in a car? WHO HASNT

94. Are you single or in a relationship? technically single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? sleepin

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? probably New Years

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yes! it’s pretty good

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? hm,,, maybe? I honestly don’t know

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nope I’m pretty good at pacing myself

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? probably lol

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? yes and they are not fun

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: do people still listen to Kesha, am i out of the loop

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? I’m too pasty. i burn I don’t tan

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? maybe ironically

[togcpi]

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?it’d be weird because i’m ace but i wouldnt mind tbh

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? we’re close friends. it was a recent kiss so?

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? like heroin or meth? probably. but like pot or smth idc.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? yes. its seven letters.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? drunk

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? every conversation i have hahahaha

7. What does your last received text say? miss u too

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? fuck if i know

9. Where was your last kiss at? my bed

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? don’t have a sister

11. What do you drink in the morning? typically an energy drink

12. Where did you sleep last night? the extra bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? yeah, but the right one is worth it, IF you can make it work

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? yeah, i’d probably make myself more clear

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? nah, we’d have a lot of fun

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? warm and thunderstorming

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? nah. i know a lot of people with elise as their middle name and i knew a girl who’s first name was serenity, but no one’s got the MIDDLE name serenity

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? sweatpants

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? damn hopefully

20. Does anyone like you? i think so

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? ya.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? yes lmao

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? there are a couple

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? i have two and i’m working on saving up for my third so yes

25. In the past week have you cried? i’ve gotten teary eyed but i havent cried cried in like a year lmao

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? on tv: pitbull. irl: whatever the fuck my weirdo mutt is

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out of

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? nah

29. Do you think you’re old? nope im a baby

30. Do you like text messaging? yes cause then i can ghost if i need to

31. What type of day are you having? it was fine

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? i have my septum pierced and i’ve had my nostril so yes

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? oh yeah, my two best friends are both dudes

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? my ace ass? take a guess.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? depends on the day

37. What song are you listening to? i’m watching homeward bound

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? yes, i rarely apologize without meaning it 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? lmao nah.  40. What made you start liking the person you like now? idk she’s funny as hell. fucking gorgeous. she reciprocated. she’s always been too good for me, and that just made me want to be good enough for her all the more.  41. When did you last receive a text message? 11:37 pm (an hour and 13 minutes ago) 42. What is wrong with you right now? lmao i’m stuck on someone who loves me but isn’t healthy enough to be with me. it’s a fucking mess. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? pretty well! we dated. we’ve gotten closer since we broke up. there’s a lot i don’t know, but we tell each other things we don’t tell anyone else. 44. Does anyone disgust you? lmao yah 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? bitch yes 46. Are you in a good mood right now? not really i have a headache 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my brother i think 48. What color shirt are you wearing? a grey redford shirt (support your local psp by checking out our signature brand of dog food, comparable to taste of the wild and blue buffalo but at a more affordable price :~)) 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? nah not really 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? i’m fucking trying 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? no. i’m in love with her ass.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? ......... 53. Do you like rain? yes 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? considering i’m not a controlling, abusive piece of shit, no lmao 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? nah i usually end up telling the person 56. Do you like to cuddle? yes on a good day. i actually prefer to have my hair played with tho 57. Are you shy? nah 58. Do you get along with girls? yes  59. Have you dated the person you texted last? yes 60. What do you carry with you at all times? my cell phone, my wallet with my keys, my smile :) 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? fuck yeah. i got loans to pay off shit 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? with the right person, yes 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? oct 31, yah 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? FUCK yes 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? i mean my cat’s been chillin and that’s always cute. love ha.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 18, 19, and 19

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? if i have money to spend, pay to get em done    68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? neither the fuck 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i had a “stop bigotry” anti trump sticker but someone stole it :(     70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? neither     71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iphone     72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? a couples weeks ago    73. Do you like diet soda? FUCK no. the saccharine is just as bad for you as the sugar and it makes me jittery AND it tastes disgusting    74. What color are the walls in your room? green. ugly.    75. Are you 16 or older? yes    76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? no    77. Do you have a job? yes      78. What are your initials? esb    79. Did you ever have braces? nah    80. Are you from the south? im from va which is technically south but i dont count it :/   

81. What does your last status on facebook say? let’s MCFREAKIN LOSE IT (about my mitski concert tickets)    82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? kinda but not really. we talked about trying to date again but then she disappeared off the face of the planet lmao    83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? used to be dad, but i haven’t seen him since like feburary cause he’s a mess. so its mom.    84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? no    85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? get out i think. or rogue one. whatever came out later.    86. Do you smoke? socially    87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? flip flops     88. Is your phone touch screen? yah    89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? however it combs out (wavy ish)    90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? no my mom dgaf if i leave    91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pool. i do not fuck with bodies of water other than the ocean, pools, and bathtubs.     92. Have you ever made out in a car? yes    93. …Had sex in a car? no    94. Are you single or in a relationship? who the fuck knows.    95. What were you doing last night at midnight? idr the fcuk     96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? probably fourth of july last year     97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yeah its fine     98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? no    99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? no    100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? idts    101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? yeah but like a fake one. i thought it was divine conception or whatever. i’m a lesbian lmao    102. Name your favorite Kesha song: tik tok    103. Do you have any tan lines right now? nah idts    104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? for money or laughs, yes probably