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We had a painter come to paint the walls and ceiling in the kitchen today cause it’s been completely redone so someone tell me WHYTYYY he painted the COPPER PIPES?
#it’s the council doing the kitchen so it’s not someone WE hired#but he’s here to paint the WALLS#now our nice copper pipes are an ugly gloss white like WHY#they look so cheap now :(#every other pipe is deliberately left unpainted now APART FROM THIS ONE#WHY#WHYWHYWHY
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#jeeves and wooster#bertie wooster#book!bertie#I don't know how to convey the mood of this art and the context like-#just imagine a room with dark emerald wallpaper#lots of paintings photos and decor on the walls#and expensive red furniture#a billiard table somewhere by the window which is draped with red heavy curtains#the room is smoky#and it's getting late#I don't know what Bertie's doing here maybe he's visiting someone or sitting in some club for pretty boys#I just wanted to paint him super elegant✌️#my art#fanart
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what if I was never normal again.
#wanting paint and gasoline for a lawnmower...#I traded a gun for strawberry seeds#you teach me to stay alive and I'll teach you what to stay alive for#do you get it#their little garden party. the boutique.#the whole town to themselves#how fucking lonely bill must have been that whole time#how loving someone makes you so much more vulnerable#I was never afraid until you#even bills posture like how stiff and guarded he was before and without frank#like... the paintings on the wall and the strawberry garden#their radio code and the 'mhm tell me about the list'#'I don't want you here alone' 'I'm not alone'#like........... I'm......#the last of us#tlou hbo
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I like that with the release of that's not my neighbor the internet has turned into a mass of 50s housewives whose husbands have stayed out for one too many late shifts
#y'all are losing it out here#for the milkman#some of the posts i've seen over this man would make the paint peel off my walls you are THIRSTY#time is a flat circle if there's a milkman people wanna fuck him#mossy's rambles#luci's rambles#text post#that's not my neighbor#tnmn#milkman#tnmn milkman#francis mosses#tnmn francis mosses#respectfully. that is a man with eye bags#not to say he isn't cute he's a delight. i like his little mmms#but my god. my good god#let that man BREATHE
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some people put charms around their house like the cross to ward away evil spirits… do you think pikero hangs bargain jeans to keep tuxam away but it only works for a little while until tuxam has gathered the courage to clean up
#Hangyon - “Hi~ Hi~ An auspicious fairy has arrived… Here to grant those who see it luck!"#(Pikero who quietly hangs bargain jeans)#(I don’t know where… The castle walls? His room?) (Wherever it is the place is ridiculously covered with jeans… Too many jeans…)#(Abuzz with mess and confusion that thwarts good and bad men into utter stone.)#(Hangyon is momentarily shocked but quickly recovers his cheery self)#Pikero - “Piii~Kero… Might one ask what you might be doing~~?”#(Pikero who turns to Hangyon)#Pikero - “Fortification.”#(He returns back to business. As if normal.)#(Hanging Bargain Jean after Bargain Jean.)#(On the walls. On the floors. Some idly hanging from light fixtures and taped to doors.) (Splattered naturally as paint meant for walls.)#(Hangyon attempts to make small talk out of Pikero but only receives short-answered responses almost akin to automation)#(If asked what Pikero was doing “Fortification” would be the answer.) (And he would slowly return back to work.)#(Sometimes unbothered with answers. “You know so why ask?”) (Not exactly what is said but implied)#Bargain Jeans Bargain Jeans Bargain Jeans#Walls Floors More And ForeverMore#(And Hangyon would say something like this: “Alas~ Narrative calls for the arrival of a new character because it might be obvious that we’r#(Something like that)#(Hangyon who peers from somewhere as Tuxam attempts to cross the bargain jean ridden place like water that’s reached towards his waist)#(He’s slowly making a path and pushing the bargain jeans around the floor with his ice cream stick)#(Curses beneath his breath out of confusion for “WHY!?” but he knows why just why take these measures in the first place)#(At this point Hangyon is watching like he’s a photographer for National Geographic and can’t disturb the animals)#O’ denim labyrinth in cursed beyond / covered you and all begone / blue is the sky and all painted things#/ rubbed between the feet was fabric and string / dreams innuendo the dystopia / I wore the little article through leg and arm#/ bargain is the life and jeans is the means#tuxam wakes up in a cold sweat#fragaria memories#fragmem#pikero#tuxam
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Hhhhighschool au bus ride with trouble from @shepherds-of-haven ;;;; haha
#shepherds of haven#trouble alder#halle beren#if you were wondering why red and the others had such different styles it’s bc this is the missing link#thought I’d try and paint aka no lines! and a background! wild!#anyway in a hs au where their respective single parents are alive#trouble is supported and thriving as the king of social butterflies#she is less feral but also less confident and she pines for him night and day#she is positive he can’t be that thick and he just wants to be friends - every time she tries to ask him out he invites a group#hang in there girl#this will all come to a head where she swears off her feelings for him and finally starts dating the guy from her smart girl class#and trouble who has always kinda liked that tall redhead or whatever suddenly wants to crack his head in the door#-what’s he got that I don’t got?- but all the girls just laugh at him so he sulks#what do you mean you’re going to the library with him what about our Tuesday night taco tradition??? bruh#the vibe as always is energetic extrovert x introverted baddie#teenage trouble punches walls and that’s a shame but also can’t be untrue#here ig he’s like 17 and she’s 18?? they both live in the poorer district of the city and she uses his mum’s laundromat#it’s a fixture in the community and part of the reason he’s so nosy and earnestly involved with everyone#her ears are pierced so much to mimic THE halek prince of whom she has a picture of in her locker#she is overthinking which music to play on their shared earphones even though he’s off with the fairies#this is why AirPods suck like the intimacy of earphones is unparalleled it’s all about the lean#anyway no doubt years of on and off infatuation vs his obliviousness culminates in dating someone else and avoidance#until either his dad shows up out of nowhere and he bangs on her door in the rain OR like her dad does something extra depresso#and she goes to him straight away#then there is a dramatic confession at the school festival or something#or his mum whacks him over the head ig and makes him walk her home when it’s still awkward between them and he can’t stand the weird mood#also they were going to be wearing their school bags but I got tired lmao so they’re on the ground while they commute it’s fine#he ate her up though tbh lmao#as usual the tags are nonsensical there is so much moisturiser in my eyes I’ve been writing reports for hours and have met so many weirdos#her phone is the shiny drampa that rotted my brain enough for me to create her in it’s image when I was shiny hunting
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So we are decorating this room :)
Fellasssssss I think we might be doing something cool here ngl :0
THE COPPER SULPHATW CRYSTAL STILL HAVEN'T FALLEN SO STARSCREAM IS NOT THE NEW LEADER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
#steel rambles#art of steel#painting on walls#wall painting#dragons#my friend is gonna sleep here in a few days#and bloody hell he's staying in the room of the dragons I'm jealous of him nglllll!!!!#oh wellllll
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I now have to write only Bakugou for the next 7162368447 years straight bc it’s my Duty as a Wife.
#I’m literally bouncing off the WALLS!!!!!!!!!????!!?????!#like. my day has been made.#I’m gonna paint something for a bday gift and THEN ☝🏼#AND THEN!!!!!! it’s only bkg fics from here on out#he’s sudddenly being bumped up the list to the vip section#(why am I lying he’s always been the only one in the vip section(#I just can’t believe it like. I’m genuinely so happy AKDJDKFJFKF#okay bye I’m gonna go brainstorm more ideas so I can finish them quicker ���🏽♂️#—in store chit chat! 🍫
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another one that i couldn't be bothered to crop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i made up the ip so i apologise if its yours.....
erm well aloha is silly and i love him somuch
he's a jolly good aloha indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#coroika#splatoon#splatoon doodle#doodle#aloha coroika#OH MY COD HE IS EVERYWHERE I CAN PEEL OFF MY WALL PAINT AND HE'S THERE JUST STARING AT ME#RIDER IS HERE TOO IG#ft rider#rider splatoon#rider coroika#aloha#i really like aloha
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i would say that hotd is about equal to seasons 1-3 of got for me. is it a perfect adaption of the source material? no, because there’s a reason they call asoiaf an unadaptable series. is it a perfectly written show? no, i think there are a few misses that stand out specifically bc they’re kind of puzzling when you look at how great the overall product is.
but do i still cry every time aegon cuts alicent off and asks her if she loves him and she responds with “you imbecile”? you bet your ass i do, just like i sit there wanting to peel my own face off when ned gives varys That Look and says “i learned how to die a long time ago.” it’s not a perfect product but yes i DO rewatch it constantly, absolutely i do!!
#getting on my soap box#like when rhaenyra turns to jace and says whatever claim is left to me you are it’s heir and he makes that face and straightens up a bit.#when jaqen suggest to arya that she go to braavos and she says ‘and my sister. i have to find her too.’#like i’m crawling the walls i am chewing glass and eating paint here#i think they do a good job of suggesting in dialogue the thoughts that we are not privy to in a visual medium#[robb & catelyn’s story do Not fucking interact]
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Recent game related things .. hrmm...
#I do like the inconsistency of the first map. that is actually something older but that I re-found and added to my Game Reference stuff#so that when characters reference where they're from I can be accurate. I like that the whole map is kind of shifted up that way. Where the#actual south part doesnt even count as the south since its Too Far and Scary lol. and if you say you're from 'the north' thats basically#like.. one single continent. Though some people do make distinctions like 'north midlands' or etc. still. I like the ways that common#language isn't always precisely accurate like that. and thinking about why a culture would classify things a certain way or etc. etc.#The inventory page is so funny to me because it's literally just the BASe like.. sample layout just to make sure it works properly with 0#actual design into it. just colored rectangles thrown together in MS paint. but what if I like... left it like that.. what if all the other#art in the game and UI is like stylized and fully matching BUT the inventory/journal/etc. screens I just left as plain colored blocks#with random misalignments and black spots and etc gjhbhjj... It looks unfinished in a Funny Contrast way to me.#the wordcounts are just like... my past few days of writing.. I am still not getting 2200 words a day done or whatever I needed. I'm lucky#if it's even half of that .... tee hee.. :3c I do also keep having appointments and other things going on but..grrr...#The full map of the area is probably not necessary but I thought it would be more realisitc if people were able to reference things. Like i#you have people all living in a city area probably at some point someone might mention a neighboring city or some landmark nearby#or etc. so I thought having at least the basic names of what's around for reference would be sensible. A side character mentioning#'oh yeah I don't live here full time I just travel from Marisene sometimes' or whatever makes it seem more like a Real#Fleshed Out Place than people just making vague references like 'the river' or 'i come from a city nearby' or 'i went to a place somewhere#around here' or 'the other city' or etc. lol.. Especially since global cities/global areas are weird as they operate almost like an#independent country within their walls. so it's like a micro country inside of another country usually. just plopped down in some agreed#upon plot of land that won't be too disruptive to the main country around it. That could get very complex depending on the cultural and#political backdrop of where they're placed (though obviously they try to choose the 'easiest' areas possible for it). Asen is a very mild#country without much history of conflict or anything so it's fine. But still interesting that Sifeh and the entire branched out global area#border three other districts of Asen. Which means like 3 times the local representitives you'l have to negotiate with for some major change#or anything. I think one of the 'random characters you can find around the world and have short discussions with just to make the area#feel more populated and real even though theyre not actual important npcs' is going to be a guy who actually serves on the council that#handles running the global areas and he's like.. some perpetually exhausted middle aged elf running around with a clipboard or whatever#ANYWAY...... hrgh... still trying to write when I can....#I WISH so badly that I had the scope for a simple character creation menu and all character interactions would allot for the background#of your player character. And also to have a simple day night cycle where places in the world you explore/people you talk to during the day#have new options or dialogue at night.. BUT alas... I already am so behind on everything as is lol.. aughhh... T o T#As the worlds number one Needless Detail And Complexity Enjoyer i must dilligently prevent myself from adding additional complexity
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Horse girl James horse girl James
#for once I thought I can resist my desire to take pictures of TV and just go take screenshot instead#horse things#I wonder if I could commission someone to make movie posters like they do here for me#the colours were so nice looking#I guess it's because of the under paint..?#I legit need something to put on my walls#our man in india#my friend says his fursona is horse for the shits and giggles but I don't know if he even likes horses#we have just decided it#naturally lol
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In honour of #TAEMINisback here's an old pencil sketch I never posted! (2021)
(ballpoint version: 🖊 )
#taemin#shinee#TAEMINisback_D1#TAEMINisback#taemin fanart#shinee fanart#2021#my fave part is the shadow the strand of hair casts on his eyelid 💃🏻#i first drew this cause i wanted to post it on his bday a couple of years ago but i wasn't happy with the background so i never posted it#but now that i have access to editing software i could finally finish it and D1 feels like a good reason to post something! 💪#haven't posted for 2 months cause i bought a flat and painted the walls myself and moved and all that so ive had no energy for art haha🙈#anyway im ridiculously excited about him coming back :''''D HE'S ALMOST HERE!#and also ps the ref pic is from Advise era and i have very mixed feelings about the hair extensions 🙈#and i thought in this particular ref pic his hair looked kinda meh so i just improvised and gave him a new haircut lol 🙈#pencil sketch#drawing#portrait
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found half written chenford smut set in s3 in the parking garage up against tim's truck.
#*and this is icarly!#the rookie#tim bradford#lucy chen#chenford#otp: you know me so well#*my wips#there's a shot in my head of joe and love from you (netflix) in my head from s3#where they come home and love lifts up her long skirt for joe while he's pressing her into the wall#that's the kind of scenario i was going for here#like....#somehow at some point lucy's front is pressed up against the doors to tim's truck#while he processeds to ravish her from behind... her long skirt bunched in his hands#i think i've painted a pretty vivid picture so i am going to stop now#i'm gonna try to reread revise and finish this up!!
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He's a creep he's a weirdo and he doesn't know what the hell he's doing here
#i luv radiohead 🥰🥰🥰🥰#my art#thom yorke#radiohead#when i was in high school my art teacher let us paint a tile on the wall when we were seniors#i painted a portrait of thom and i assume he is still there and will remain there for a long time :^)#ill have to post it here#i actually did two other portraits of thom for that class and when i told my art teacher i was painting him on the wall#she got really excited that i was drawing him again lol#she was like :^0 him!!!
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highlights from my notes app. 30/79 and i couldn’t even finish the last chapter
⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ AKAASHI KEIJI
undone ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖
she would do anything for her best friend. including, but not limited to, pretending to be his girlfriend, so he can get the attention of the girl of his dreams, as much as it hurts
PAIRING: akaashi x fem reader
STATUS: complete
TAGS/WARNING: unrequited love, fake dating, angst, pining, friends to lovers, university au, language, alcohol use, warnings may change
MDNI: will contain adult content (marked in chapter)
TAGLIST: complete this form to be added
PREVIEW: real
CHAPTER ONE: evidence
CHAPTER TWO: complications
CHAPTER THREE: close
CHAPTER FOUR: truths
CHAPTER FIVE: plans
CHAPTER SIX: act
-> SEQUEL
#reading this bc p*riod cramps are keeping me up and i want to die. surely this wont go badly#He captioned it: My pretty girl” kms#iwaizumi: i’m sorry to text you so much. i’m just bad at stopping myself” kms#I’m obsessed with you.” ow#she wants to believe her and everything she says.” there are so many pains in my body this might be the first unique experience i’ve had.#i think i’m getting a stomach ulcer /srs#She is sorry. She feels sorry for him.” ok the best analogy i can think of is in lying on a bed of knives and every line is just a little#bit of pressure that pushes me deeper into the knives so it’s not this overwhelming unbearable pain it’s just slow and uncomfortable and i#want it to stop but it’s beyond my control now also i feel blood dripping down my back#Yeah but I give a shit about you” a tall tall wall looms in front of me#after weeks of nonstop contact won’t answer her texts.” what if i ripped my stomach out#No” Akaashi says. “Can I kiss you?” i think i’m being cooked like a rotisserie chicken#ok ok this actually might be too much for me i’m going to be so sick please#let me paint the picture. it’s 5:40 am. i’ve been up since 3 battling the worst cramps i’ve had all year. been stuck in my head abt my own#irl crush dilemma. this fic is abt akaashi keiji. who i have never been normal about. so i obviously have invested feelings#. i feel like this is what being cheated on feels like. this is a genuine attack on my person and my well being i am being cheated on in#my whole interior feels like tar#my heart feels like how you feel when you start to drown like that sense of bubbling over and the loss of breath and irrational brain feels#god now i’m openly reading this like it’s me and something tells me that this in this moment is going to be the worst decision of my life#i’m pretty sure i took my antidepressants. here’s hoping#i let out a sound that was a bit like a strangled wail and i tried to be quiet i tried so hard but i woke roommate up#she hasn’t fallen back asleep since then it’s been an hour#i think this is grief. like i’m feeling real unmitigated grief.#internally i am wailing at the top of my lungs i need to scream i need to sob i need to have some kind of catharsis before my body implodes#Is she still watching?” kill YOURself#i just wished death on akaashi keiji what has the world become. maybe i’m having a lucid nightmare and this isn’t a real fic#and surely it’s a happy ending right i said in delusion#my period cramps are nothing compared to whatever concoction of gross painful awful gut wrenching pain sobs anguish peril grief you’ve done#this is like when i read in another life for the first time but a hundred times worse#That some sick small part of her still wishes it was Akaashi instead.” ok
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