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elysiumcalled · 6 months

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We had a painter come to paint the walls and ceiling in the kitchen today cause it’s been completely redone so someone tell me WHYTYYY he painted the COPPER PIPES?

#it’s the council doing the kitchen so it’s not someone WE hired #but he’s here to paint the WALLS #now our nice copper pipes are an ugly gloss white like WHY #they look so cheap now :(#every other pipe is deliberately left unpainted now APART FROM THIS ONE #WHY #WHYWHYWHY

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cfffrk · 5 months

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#jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #book!bertie #I don't know how to convey the mood of this art and the context like-#just imagine a room with dark emerald wallpaper #lots of paintings photos and decor on the walls #and expensive red furniture #a billiard table somewhere by the window which is draped with red heavy curtains #the room is smoky #and it's getting late #I don't know what Bertie's doing here maybe he's visiting someone or sitting in some club for pretty boys #I just wanted to paint him super elegant✌️#my art #fanart

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natjennie · 2 years

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what if I was never normal again.

#wanting paint and gasoline for a lawnmower...#I traded a gun for strawberry seeds #you teach me to stay alive and I'll teach you what to stay alive for #do you get it #their little garden party. the boutique.#the whole town to themselves #how fucking lonely bill must have been that whole time #how loving someone makes you so much more vulnerable #I was never afraid until you #even bills posture like how stiff and guarded he was before and without frank #like... the paintings on the wall and the strawberry garden #their radio code and the 'mhm tell me about the list'#'I don't want you here alone' 'I'm not alone'#like........... I'm......#the last of us #tlou hbo

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mossy-rot · 6 months

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I like that with the release of that's not my neighbor the internet has turned into a mass of 50s housewives whose husbands have stayed out for one too many late shifts

#y'all are losing it out here #for the milkman #some of the posts i've seen over this man would make the paint peel off my walls you are THIRSTY #time is a flat circle if there's a milkman people wanna fuck him #mossy's rambles #luci's rambles #text post #that's not my neighbor #tnmn #milkman #tnmn milkman #francis mosses #tnmn francis mosses #respectfully. that is a man with eye bags #not to say he isn't cute he's a delight. i like his little mmms #but my god. my good god #let that man BREATHE

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teeth-draws · 1 year

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Hhhhighschool au bus ride with trouble from @shepherds-of-haven ;;;; haha

#shepherds of haven #trouble alder #halle beren #if you were wondering why red and the others had such different styles it’s bc this is the missing link #thought I’d try and paint aka no lines! and a background! wild!#anyway in a hs au where their respective single parents are alive #trouble is supported and thriving as the king of social butterflies #she is less feral but also less confident and she pines for him night and day #she is positive he can’t be that thick and he just wants to be friends - every time she tries to ask him out he invites a group #hang in there girl #this will all come to a head where she swears off her feelings for him and finally starts dating the guy from her smart girl class #and trouble who has always kinda liked that tall redhead or whatever suddenly wants to crack his head in the door #-what’s he got that I don’t got?- but all the girls just laugh at him so he sulks #what do you mean you’re going to the library with him what about our Tuesday night taco tradition??? bruh #the vibe as always is energetic extrovert x introverted baddie #teenage trouble punches walls and that’s a shame but also can’t be untrue #here ig he’s like 17 and she’s 18?? they both live in the poorer district of the city and she uses his mum’s laundromat #it’s a fixture in the community and part of the reason he’s so nosy and earnestly involved with everyone #her ears are pierced so much to mimic THE halek prince of whom she has a picture of in her locker #she is overthinking which music to play on their shared earphones even though he’s off with the fairies #this is why AirPods suck like the intimacy of earphones is unparalleled it’s all about the lean #anyway no doubt years of on and off infatuation vs his obliviousness culminates in dating someone else and avoidance #until either his dad shows up out of nowhere and he bangs on her door in the rain OR like her dad does something extra depresso #and she goes to him straight away #then there is a dramatic confession at the school festival or something #or his mum whacks him over the head ig and makes him walk her home when it’s still awkward between them and he can’t stand the weird mood #also they were going to be wearing their school bags but I got tired lmao so they’re on the ground while they commute it’s fine #he ate her up though tbh lmao #as usual the tags are nonsensical there is so much moisturiser in my eyes I’ve been writing reports for hours and have met so many weirdos #her phone is the shiny drampa that rotted my brain enough for me to create her in it’s image when I was shiny hunting

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steelthroat · 2 months

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So we are decorating this room :)

Fellasssssss I think we might be doing something cool here ngl :0

THE COPPER SULPHATW CRYSTAL STILL HAVEN'T FALLEN SO STARSCREAM IS NOT THE NEW LEADER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

#steel rambles #art of steel #painting on walls #wall painting #dragons #my friend is gonna sleep here in a few days #and bloody hell he's staying in the room of the dragons I'm jealous of him nglllll!!!!#oh wellllll

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crybaby-bkg · 1 year

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I now have to write only Bakugou for the next 7162368447 years straight bc it’s my Duty as a Wife.

#I’m literally bouncing off the WALLS!!!!!!!!!????!!?????!#like. my day has been made.#I’m gonna paint something for a bday gift and THEN ☝🏼#AND THEN!!!!!! it’s only bkg fics from here on out #he’s sudddenly being bumped up the list to the vip section #(why am I lying he’s always been the only one in the vip section(#I just can’t believe it like. I’m genuinely so happy AKDJDKFJFKF #okay bye I’m gonna go brainstorm more ideas so I can finish them quicker 🏃🏽‍♂️#—in store chit chat! 🍫

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wxnderlxndz · 10 months

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another one that i couldn't be bothered to crop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i made up the ip so i apologise if its yours.....

erm well aloha is silly and i love him somuch

he's a jolly good aloha indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#coroika #splatoon #splatoon doodle #doodle #aloha coroika #OH MY COD HE IS EVERYWHERE I CAN PEEL OFF MY WALL PAINT AND HE'S THERE JUST STARING AT ME #RIDER IS HERE TOO IG #ft rider #rider splatoon #rider coroika #aloha #i really like aloha

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icewindandboringhorror · 28 days

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Recent game related things .. hrmm...

#I do like the inconsistency of the first map. that is actually something older but that I re-found and added to my Game Reference stuff #so that when characters reference where they're from I can be accurate. I like that the whole map is kind of shifted up that way. Where the #actual south part doesnt even count as the south since its Too Far and Scary lol. and if you say you're from 'the north' thats basically #like.. one single continent. Though some people do make distinctions like 'north midlands' or etc. still. I like the ways that common #language isn't always precisely accurate like that. and thinking about why a culture would classify things a certain way or etc. etc.#The inventory page is so funny to me because it's literally just the BASe like.. sample layout just to make sure it works properly with 0 #actual design into it. just colored rectangles thrown together in MS paint. but what if I like... left it like that.. what if all the other #art in the game and UI is like stylized and fully matching BUT the inventory/journal/etc. screens I just left as plain colored blocks #with random misalignments and black spots and etc gjhbhjj... It looks unfinished in a Funny Contrast way to me.#the wordcounts are just like... my past few days of writing.. I am still not getting 2200 words a day done or whatever I needed. I'm lucky #if it's even half of that .... tee hee.. :3c I do also keep having appointments and other things going on but..grrr...#The full map of the area is probably not necessary but I thought it would be more realisitc if people were able to reference things. Like i #you have people all living in a city area probably at some point someone might mention a neighboring city or some landmark nearby #or etc. so I thought having at least the basic names of what's around for reference would be sensible. A side character mentioning #'oh yeah I don't live here full time I just travel from Marisene sometimes' or whatever makes it seem more like a Real #Fleshed Out Place than people just making vague references like 'the river' or 'i come from a city nearby' or 'i went to a place somewhere #around here' or 'the other city' or etc. lol.. Especially since global cities/global areas are weird as they operate almost like an #independent country within their walls. so it's like a micro country inside of another country usually. just plopped down in some agreed #upon plot of land that won't be too disruptive to the main country around it. That could get very complex depending on the cultural and #political backdrop of where they're placed (though obviously they try to choose the 'easiest' areas possible for it). Asen is a very mild #country without much history of conflict or anything so it's fine. But still interesting that Sifeh and the entire branched out global area #border three other districts of Asen. Which means like 3 times the local representitives you'l have to negotiate with for some major change #or anything. I think one of the 'random characters you can find around the world and have short discussions with just to make the area #feel more populated and real even though theyre not actual important npcs' is going to be a guy who actually serves on the council that #handles running the global areas and he's like.. some perpetually exhausted middle aged elf running around with a clipboard or whatever #ANYWAY...... hrgh... still trying to write when I can....#I WISH so badly that I had the scope for a simple character creation menu and all character interactions would allot for the background #of your player character. And also to have a simple day night cycle where places in the world you explore/people you talk to during the day #have new options or dialogue at night.. BUT alas... I already am so behind on everything as is lol.. aughhh... T o T #As the worlds number one Needless Detail And Complexity Enjoyer i must dilligently prevent myself from adding additional complexity

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atopvisenyashill · 7 months

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i would say that hotd is about equal to seasons 1-3 of got for me. is it a perfect adaption of the source material? no, because there’s a reason they call asoiaf an unadaptable series. is it a perfectly written show? no, i think there are a few misses that stand out specifically bc they’re kind of puzzling when you look at how great the overall product is.

but do i still cry every time aegon cuts alicent off and asks her if she loves him and she responds with “you imbecile”? you bet your ass i do, just like i sit there wanting to peel my own face off when ned gives varys That Look and says “i learned how to die a long time ago.” it’s not a perfect product but yes i DO rewatch it constantly, absolutely i do!!

#getting on my soap box #like when rhaenyra turns to jace and says whatever claim is left to me you are it’s heir and he makes that face and straightens up a bit.#when jaqen suggest to arya that she go to braavos and she says ‘and my sister. i have to find her too.’#like i’m crawling the walls i am chewing glass and eating paint here #i think they do a good job of suggesting in dialogue the thoughts that we are not privy to in a visual medium #[robb & catelyn’s story do Not fucking interact]

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cheeseknives · 7 months

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Horse girl James horse girl James

#for once I thought I can resist my desire to take pictures of TV and just go take screenshot instead #horse things #I wonder if I could commission someone to make movie posters like they do here for me #the colours were so nice looking #I guess it's because of the under paint..?#I legit need something to put on my walls #our man in india #my friend says his fursona is horse for the shits and giggles but I don't know if he even likes horses #we have just decided it #naturally lol

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raatopaikka · 1 year

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In honour of #TAEMINisback here's an old pencil sketch I never posted! (2021)

(ballpoint version: 🖊 )

#taemin #shinee #TAEMINisback_D1 #TAEMINisback #taemin fanart #shinee fanart #2021 #my fave part is the shadow the strand of hair casts on his eyelid 💃🏻#i first drew this cause i wanted to post it on his bday a couple of years ago but i wasn't happy with the background so i never posted it #but now that i have access to editing software i could finally finish it and D1 feels like a good reason to post something! 💪#haven't posted for 2 months cause i bought a flat and painted the walls myself and moved and all that so ive had no energy for art haha🙈#anyway im ridiculously excited about him coming back :''''D HE'S ALMOST HERE!#and also ps the ref pic is from Advise era and i have very mixed feelings about the hair extensions 🙈#and i thought in this particular ref pic his hair looked kinda meh so i just improvised and gave him a new haircut lol 🙈#pencil sketch #drawing #portrait

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pinejay · 2 years

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and if u look to the left, you'll see the mural of friendship and blue green landscapes. and if u look to the right, you'll see the shrine of women and lesbianism. and straight ahead is the interstellar space exploration exhibit

#and behind me is the colorful blue green purple landscape zone #my inprnts arrived #the 3 new ones here r the linnea sterte piece in the top left of space travel wall #isa hanssen girl of your dreams (from the animation short film i'm obsessed with)#and veiled in the wilds by ver (blue and gold piece also on the women wall)#i also gotta a george outhwaite print (olwen in blue) but it doesn't look good in phone camera pictures #that's the guy who makes ultra realistic digital landscape paintings of the english countryside #the friendship blue green wall is old. i just wanna showcase it. the 2 in the photo frames were past birthday drawings from darren #and he also gifted me that train mountain piece a while back (spring train 2014 by tatsuro kiuchi)#i got the heikala remnant piece (blue skeleton) from the earthdraw ii charity. that was rly cool #and ofc there's the hana chatani pas de deux lesbian ballet piece i posted last time #and mina's red white black mob print that's stayed with me thru countless moves since like freshman yr? or sophomore yr? of college #prints #i actually think lesbianism + blue green landscapes + space exploration is like. my entire being besides volleyball #i have sports balls including a beach vb hanging up just outside my door actually #o wait i didn't get the olwen in blue outhwaite. i got yrce in midsummer

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dylanconrique · 1 year

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found half written chenford smut set in s3 in the parking garage up against tim's truck.

#*and this is icarly!#the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #*my wips #there's a shot in my head of joe and love from you (netflix) in my head from s3 #where they come home and love lifts up her long skirt for joe while he's pressing her into the wall #that's the kind of scenario i was going for here #like....#somehow at some point lucy's front is pressed up against the doors to tim's truck #while he processeds to ravish her from behind... her long skirt bunched in his hands #i think i've painted a pretty vivid picture so i am going to stop now #i'm gonna try to reread revise and finish this up!!

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juniestar · 1 year

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My psych says I don’t like my mom or my ex because they make me vulnerable but I think it’s because they are/were both serial boundary violators. Well serial boundary violators sounds serious but I mean they are just good kind people who would not leave me alone when i ask(ed)

#i mean so am i so i dont exactly blame them but like. my mom doesnt knock used to hold me down and epilate my body doesnt take no for an #answer ever on anything unless youre MEAN to her and i dont mean anything serious i mean she asked me to go to the store with her to pick #out paint for her walls i said no she asked again i said no she asked again i said no so she went on her own and facetimed me so id help her #pick. my ex had a similar thing where if i was like hey lets not talk tomorrow im burnt out hed be like okay and then the next day early #morning he’d send a good morning text and then several more throughout the day and then we’d call at the end of the night #people do who not let you fucking breathe. i hate it. if i saw my mom less often id probably like her but her so much as sitting next to me #on the couch will have me tense and pissed. she also takes glee in hating things i like and its not a conscious or serious thing but its #really weird. ive done the same for her since i was little i dont know who did it first. like ok we’re moving our new place had wallpaper in #my room i wanted to keep it she wanted to remove it she agreed to keep it and then made plans to remove it bc she was going to get rid of it #at some point later on anyway for the house’s value or something. they removed it recently and she showed me a vid of the place and when she #gets to my room shes like hehehe its goneee like girl what the fuck is going on with you. she wouldnt let me change the decoration of my #room as a child it had to be the way she liked it. even my body had to be the way she liked it dude the epilation thing shed laugh as i #cried (in a shirt and underwear man) bc i was finally hairless. my ex was nowhere near that bad but again ZERO breathing room and whenever #id try to take some hed be like ‘’i just worry that if you take this space you’ll come back and break up with me’’ uh. yeah with that #attitude the breakup’s coming either way. he’s a good guy though just 24 and a man (both sad afflictions) he’ll shape up. or not. idk im no #t invested #he did listen to a lot of what i said just not the basic things of ‘’leave me the fuck alone sometimes’m #im annoyed that my therapist framed this as a me issue but shes right when it comes to me having trouble w vulnerability and i should just #clarify my pov here so she can change her assessment #my ex leaves me alone now. he does a great job at it i thiiink hes moved on which im happy about #i dont know if id ever want to be friends again though idk if either of us can do that #i cant. rn #i understand why he wanted so much from me though. i get it

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evilfranzkafka · 2 years

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He's a creep he's a weirdo and he doesn't know what the hell he's doing here

#i luv radiohead 🥰🥰🥰🥰#my art #thom yorke #radiohead #when i was in high school my art teacher let us paint a tile on the wall when we were seniors #i painted a portrait of thom and i assume he is still there and will remain there for a long time :^)#ill have to post it here #i actually did two other portraits of thom for that class and when i told my art teacher i was painting him on the wall #she got really excited that i was drawing him again lol #she was like :^0 him!!!

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