#but he would never admit it

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

What type of blood does Lilly prefer/like (A+, B+, O+, AB+, O-, B-, A-, AB-)?

Blood type isn't important for Lily, though she prefers fresh, warm blood (as all vampires do) but is still very reluctant to drink someone's blood because she doesn't like the idea of hurting someone :(

[nemisisnemi]

BAHAHAHA LEONA IS SOFFFT FOR HIS UNDERCLASSMEN

spoilers for the new years event!!!

AWWWWWW LEONAAAAAA WE WUV UUUU

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

People

[completeoveranalysis]

[4]

Listen I can’t even add to this one it’s already perfect.

[youabsolutewalnut]

Just a silly little thought but I am CONVINCED that Crowley and Freddie Mercury were friends, and one day, he let it slip that he had holy water, so Freddie wrote "Don't Try Suicide" for him

[kisses4kaia]

now, when he's in his right mind and no longer processing the finger you'd slipped inside of him, he's too prideful—or too pointlessly ashamed—to admit it.

icarus. u have done it again

continuation of frat boy fwb luke mentions of weed; car sex; cunnilingus; allusions to anal fingering (m receiving) MDNI 18+ w/ LUKE CASTELLAN

like usual, it’s freezing in his car.

as soon as the door opened from the inside by his hand, you’re hit with the overwhelming mix of black ice attempting to mask the remnants of weed. no matter how often you try to convince luke that the air freshener wasn’t doing anything other than amplifying the substance, he refuses to believe you. yet at this point, the combination reminded you of him. so you couldn’t really hate it all too much.

you’re sitting in the passenger seat of luke’s jeep for only a second before he leans over and presses his lips into your skull with a greeting. and in that moment, in the seconds that pass where you’re buckling your seatbelt and luke waits before putting the gear in drive, you let yourself get hopeful. but you’re here for one mutually agreed upon reason and it’s one that you’re okay with. it’s just every so often …

foolishly, you think that this will be the one time where you both make it back to his place. you think that finally you’ll break the weeks long cycle and restrain yourselves for just ten minutes.

maybe it’s the song he has playing. maybe it’s the magic of two strong scents balancing each other out. maybe it’s the way he’s humming along and his arm is so close to yours on the center console. or maybe, you’re just weaker than you thought you were.

the jeep is parked in the back of some parking lot of a closed business, the LED lights turned off but the car still running. you're situated in the corner of the backseat, your knees lifted and held open by two strong hands as luke kneels between your legs. he's really upholding his promise of making this rendezvous worth your while, going as far as to squeeze himself on the floor of the backseat just to give you head just how you liked.

his tongue is warm as it works you up. flicking against your clit until you were too sensitive, then inching lower and lower and lower until he teases the area between your two holes before deciding on dipping into your cunt with a pointed edge that massages along the shallow bits of your insides. your bliss is only amplified by the gentle song echoing throughout the car and the AC filtering cool air against your skin. you really don't want luke to stop, but your question, which slips out accidentally, pulls him away from you.

"thought you wanted to fuck?"

his reply is quick. after he forces himself away from your cunt with force used to draw apart opposite ends of magnets. "wanted to return the favor."

you're reflecting on how much raspier his voice sounds while he's watching you for a second, presumingly trying to give you time to remember while he continues stimulating you. when you come up short, he helps. "for what you did the other day."

luke won't blatantly admit it, but you know he's referencing the one time you tried something new with him and he breathlessly told you it was the best head he'd ever received. now, when he's in his right mind and no longer processing the finger you'd slipped inside of him, he's too prideful—or too pointlessly ashamed—to admit it.

but not too prideful to make you feel just as good as you made him feel.

[misslovasstuff]

GUYS GUYS SOMEBODY SAID THAT SANJI ALWAYS LEAVES HIS RING FINGER OPEN

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF 4 nightmares haunted all the Afton kids..

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

[morganbritton132]

Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-

Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!

Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-

Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T

Eddie: I did!

Steve: A year later.

Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!

Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?

Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!

Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits

[bunnieswithknives]

Thinking about his brain

[andi-o-geyser]

despite how you feel about the changes from the stream to the show, if you like or dislike them, i love how inherently hilarious the narrative path tlovm is taking regarding perc’ahlia is because a situationship would literally kill campaign percy and vex like how the internet would kill a small victorian child. they are NOT built for that

[fridgrave2-0]

hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au

turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else

now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident

also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out

[vebokki]

random system events make for unlikely friends! aka luo binghe and shang qinghua go on an adventure to save sqq from his terrible luck

[sigatunoao]

i painted my bf's nails a while ago and when his dad saw he was like "son can u not say no" and i worried forever that i pushed something he didn't want onto him but then he told me he liked it and wants me to do it again and i felt like andrew would probably secretly feel something like that too anything to make his sister happy fuck everyone else lmao

[mamawasatesttube]

my ideal timkon don't get together until they've both already done some queer realizations and dated other guys a little bit, in part because on tim's end, i think he's been in love with kon since he was 17, but at 17 tim didn't even know he was bisexual, forget anything else. and his feelings for kon were so big but also so constant that he didn't even realize they were there or significant because they've always been there and been huge. for years. so he putters along and does his time in the torment nexus (the closet) and languishes a bit but slowly starts to figure it out.

meanwhile kon dates someone, mostly like omg im dating a guy this is ALLOWED !??!?! and its pretty lowkey and casual and doesnt last bc like . super identity issues, right. kon would Never just tell someone, but secrets and casual relationships dont last long etc etc. but just the entire principle of kon dating someone and then being like yeah idk im not really feeling it like hes nice and all but i think hes more interested in like… yknow, my hot bod, than me. its whatever tho. and tim just being SOOOOO mad that someone would date kon and not absolutely adore him. tim will not be unpacking why hes so mad about kon having a shitty boyfriend. obviously its just bc kons his bestie and deserves better. (😶)

so he's just grouchily tinkering on some upgrade for his car to get the grumpy energies out. like WHATEVER! (angrily turns socket wrench) he's not saying kon should dump the guy or anything (angrily turns socket wrench) but he's just SAYING, kon can do BETTER!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) and kon DESERVES better!!! kon deserves someone who will treat him RIGHT!!!!! (angrily turns socket wrench) like if TIM was gonna fuck kon he wouldn't do it like a goddamn quickie and just fucking leave (angrily grabs the next size socket and scoots further under the car) like kon OBVIOUSLY doesn't like that so why won't this guy GET THAT!!!! (angry tinkering noises) if he's that shallow he can go find himself a sexy body pillow to screw!!! leave kon alone!!!!

and cassie sitting on a chair nearby is just like. sorry what was that? "if i was gonna fuck kon"? did you just say--hey tim? hey. can you go back a step?

and tim's just. obviously this is a hypothetical everyone considers about kon. look at him he's . you know. besides, tim's just talking as his best friend who wants the best for him! ugh stop trying to read into it cassie, that's not the POINT--