#but he just seemed so scared and uncomfortable abt maggots
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I had a dream i was telling my middle school/high school crush about the difference between maggots and grubs
at one point I got a fact wrong, i said maggots are beetle larva, then i realized i was wrong, i was like “ugh im sorry im so stupid—maggots are fly larva, and grubs are beetle larva”
and then i kept on going, telling him maggot & grub facts until i woke up
#last night i dreamt#dreams#maggots#grubs#beetles#bugs#insects#bugblr#i dont even like flies#but he just seemed so scared and uncomfortable abt maggots#i had to tell him facts so we could fall in love#but seriously#grubs over maggots any day#grub supremacy#they’ve got lil legs#like what the fuck#it wasnt even a competition#maggots try to act so cool and like#you dont even have legs freak#grubs are just lil guys and they’re genuinely thriving#maggots dont even have legs yet#sad and pathetic#legless idiots
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