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risestarkiss · 1 year ago

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Rise Ramblings #325

So, we also know that this boy is bad at basketball.

Like, really bad.

Yeah, th-that was just terrible.

But, it made me think.

How is this ninja scientist so bad at this game? It’s just hand-eye coordination, after all.

I mean...

His shots aren't terrible, but they just bounce right off the hoop/backboard. It's almost as if he's aiming at a target-

So, wait. What’s the difference between basketball and pizza darts?

...the arc. Arcing the ball requires a light hand. In other words, it requires restraint.

I believe, that Donatello has great aim, but is terrible at restraint because, when he tries to toss something, it misses the mark.

But, when he throws something...

it’s deadly.

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himexyandere · 5 months ago

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I can't stop thinking about the typical hero vs villain trope, but this time, the villain gets infatuated with you, the heroine, and it starts to show.

You're informed of the villain's whereabouts as he wreaks havoc throughout the city you protect. You confront him as normal, only to find out that the reason he started blowing up empty buildings was to purposefully draw your attention.

"This was the only way I could get in contact with you, little hero. It's not as if I have your personal number... We could change that now, actually~. Will you give me your number?"

You're beyond confused, assuming at first that he was just messing around and trying to throw you off your game. You engage in battle and exchange blows before your sidekick shows up. The villain clicks his tongue and complains about how your "date has been ruined" before taking off, promising that you'll continue at a later date. Your sidekick is just as confused as you are once they spot the villain flying away, asking you what happened. You have no idea either.

He wastes no time getting back in contact with you, this time, through a private number. You thought it could've been a call from another hero, but no, it's that damned villain again... You, of course, question why in the world he would be calling you, to which he replies with a light chuckle and: "I just wanted to hear your voice. It's been a while since our last rendezvous, sweetheart."

You better believe he won't allow another villain to take up your attention either. He'll get rid of them and then leave a love note for you, bragging about how he's helping make your job a tad bit easier so that the both of you can finally go on a long overdue honeymoon, uninterrupted.

...This man is absolutely insane.

#i can't stop thinking about enemies to lovers omg #the villain would definitely toss around flirtatious remarks mid battle just to see you flustered and sputtering #he's in love with you ❤#yandere #yandere villain #yandere male #male yandere #male yandere x reader #yandere x reader #female reader #male yandere x female reader #obsessive love #male villain #idk if i should make a part 2 to this... thinkin

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farshootergotme · 6 months ago

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Game-night in the batfamily has got to be crazy. You're putting a bunch of geniuses against each other and that's asking for chaos to happen.

#And when they play team up games they have to make a toss-up because they cannot decide on the teams #Nobody wants to play with Bruce except for Cass #Or Tim and Dick also if they feel bad enough #Jason wants to play with nobody #Damian thinks he could do best alone #but he would choose Grayson if he needs to #He can't tho because they make it random #Duke has no personal issues with anybody so he's a safe option for a team-up #Jason Tim and Damian however...#Steph enjoys those nights the most #Along with Dick #Except they enjoy it for very different reasons #Steph and Cass always want to be a team #That's why they need a toss-up #(Nobody likes the toss-up but Alfred started it for fairness in the game)#Tim has the worst luck so he's gotta be really smart with his moves #Or cheat without being noticed #Both work depending on who he's playing with/against #You would expect Jason to be the cheater but he's weirdly fair...#(He's a petty loser tho)#(Specially when Bruce wins)#Dick is just trying to avoid conflicts between siblings while also being the biggest asshole of a big brother whenever he can #Give Alfred a break #And somebody get Bruce out of there he's too old to play (Jason probably)#dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batfamily

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kanamesengoku · 1 year ago

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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months ago

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Someday the "if you still read Harry Potter fanfic you are LITERALLY funding transphobia" crowd is going to realize that Brandon Sanderson tithes to the Mormon church and that's probably when I'll just delete my account

#me gently tossing a live grenade into the cosmere fandom just to see what happens #to be clear: i think it's fine to read/watch harry potter stuff and i think it's fine to read sanderson's stuff #but i know i've seen cosmere fans reblog stuff about how consuming ANY hp content means you're supporting transphobia #and if you think that any interaction with an IP whose author supports harmful causes is morally wrong . . .#well. bad news about sanderson i'm afraid!#and i like him and his books! i think he's a decent guy who just can't shake the cult conditioning!#and honestly he's come a LONG way in acceptance of LGBTQ matters and I respect that given the opposition he faces from his community #but like. let's not kid ourselves about the what the mormon church stands for

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whos-hotter-jjba · 7 months ago

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La Squadra (minus Risotto)

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fisheito · 10 months ago

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i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong

my fave face here:

#technically... if they were boinking in outer space... a lot of these would be the same position #makes a rotate-y gesture with my fingers #what is yakumo's kabedon if not a vertical missionary #so i've half proven myself right AND wrong! i'm net neutral in outer space broskis!!!!!#zizz-asdf if ur reading these tags i'll have u know that u inspired me to Do the Research1 #like. 5 garu riding eiden? no. it can't be. does yaku do one specific thing with eiden 5 times? *tries to write it down*#i can't quite... what's the word for that position...uhhhh #ah forget it i'll just draw it out #<- that was the process of creating this. collage? 😆#THE MATRIX OF YAKUEI BOINKINg POSITIONS (under construction)#when u about to be semi-normal and make a spreadsheet but ur sexcabulary is stunted so you resort to visuals instead #legit opening up every intimacy room and skipping thru sections to get as complete a picture as possible #wondering... where are yaku's feet planted in this one. (skips to 8minute mark)#ah! there they are. theyre not supporting his weight in this one *draws it*#while drawing crimson phantom room 2 my brow was furrowed and i was mentally narrating #[and this one i affectionately call.. rectal exam - professional misconduct Grounds for Termination)]#surprised they str8 up havent done classicdoggstyle yet. is it because he's a snake? garu should teach him #also surprised that there's been no Light SSR for yaku yet. come on!! Light mode on the double!#uhhh i think the only repeated positions were freestanding (choco liqueur r2 and dark nova r2)#and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave})#wait. *throws papers around* i swear they did missionary more than once. was it only ocean breeze???#i know with the intimacy rooms they gotta modify the positions into certain angles to make it...look...better #but seriously? only one missionary out of the lot of them? despite the aesthetic tweaks??? how can that ........#*tosses more papers around with increasing befuddlement* WHERE IS MY PURE 100% VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM #sighs as all the papers lie scattered on the ground #dude... i don't know anymore..... this is beyond my scope #now that i see how evenly spread out the positions are...#i BET the devs have SOME SORTA CHART tracking yaku's positions. now THAT'S a funky office corkboard!#yakuei #nu carnival eiden

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air-mechanical · 6 months ago

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For Andor season 2 is it too much to ask for Dedra, Syril, Partagaz and Krennic to share a scene? To exchange rapid fire witty intelligent dialogue? Syril chimes in regularly and is heard and given bland nods and then forgotten. Krennic talks the most and makes everything about himself. Partagaz makes the most sense and is exquisitely and intelligently scathing about anyone who deserves it, including Krennic, and his delivery is so dry that Krennic only gets a vague feeling that he's being insulted. Dedra won't dare speak against her mentor Partagaz who she owes a lot to, but she likes what Krennic is saying and now she's feeling conflicted. She takes it out on Sryil, who simpers and thanks her.

#andor #dedra meero #syril karn #orson krennic #lio partagaz #just got to share the desire to see intelligent imperials interact with one another #my dream #if party dedra syril somehow survive s2 only partagaz has an escape plan all laid out #syril and dedra suffer #while partagaz relaxes under a false name on a backwater planet he ends up running #realistically though I think Partagaz will be killed off sooner rather than later #there can't be a wonderfully competent person in charge of the isb #it has to collapse upon itself #as does the death star #and the empire as a whole #party dies soon and it's a toss up whether dedra and syril die on screen. die off screen. or get thrown in prison #star wars

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fiftypiercings · 5 months ago

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What if I k;ll myself ?

#these last 2 chapters of industrial complex were so tiring to read.i was heaving and panting just like kdj when he thought yjh might be dead #the PAIN when he described how everyone is doing well but they still remember his story #the kids are still tossing coins around waiting for him to return #i can't do this. why is this novel an emotional torture #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #orv #orv spoilers #omniscient reader's viewpoint #fifty reads

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gummi-ships · 1 year ago

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Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance Items - Drop-Me-Not + Drop-Me-Never

#kingdom hearts dream drop distance #khddd #riku #my gif #they're not too different from one another but it's still something i wanted to see side by side #i noticed that items always take the appearance of a star when the player uses them. regardless if it's a potion or ether or anything else #you can see it just as he tosses it in the air #i've seen this in three different games so maybe it's consistent through all of them? i'll have to check #anyways i like making comparison gifs like this but i wonder sometimes if these would work better in a short video format #because they also have unique sound effects which obviously can't be captured through gifs. i just love the sound design of these games #idc if i'm part of the five and a half people on earth who care about what the items SOUND like. i think it's cool! i'm built different

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that-foul-legacy-lover · 10 months ago

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Fontaine archon quest has come and gone and I need MORE MOTH sob

NO BECAUSE ME TOOOOOO I NEED FOUL LEGACY TO HAVE MORE THAN LIKE 5 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME AUUGHHHH

imagine if you jumped into the Primordial Sea with the Traveler and Neuvillette, not to fight- the starving narwhal would consume you without a second glance- but because Ajax is in there, Foul Legacy is in there, and you're not about to let them go off and get themselves nearly killed like they have so many times before- honestly, what were they thinking?! your feet land on congealed water with a light splash, everything oozing and swirling and dotted with stars. it sticks to your shoes like gel, and your lip curls in disgust before your gaze wanders to a familiar shape lying in a heap, all violet and charcoal and night-colored with a pop of deep, rusted crimson

Foul Legacy whines as you dart over, gashes and wounds leaking dark, starry blood through his armor and stained on every talon. he claws at the quicksand water, forcing himself to move forward and collapse into your arms with a choked whimper, clinging to you like a lifeline. all you can do is drag him out of range when the narwhal bursts forth from the sea, silently watching the Traveler take up their sword- somehow it's not the most terrifying thing you've ever seen, but being a Harbinger's significant other often means life or death situations. Legacy jolts in your arms every time the narwhal lets out an echoing cry, hooking his claws on the edge of your shirt as he trembles, dry sobs coming from his throat when you kiss his forehead and tell him that everything's going to be alright, your fingers tracing over the rough, worn patches on his palms from days and days of grasping his polearm in desperate battle

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charlotterenaissance · 6 months ago

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baffling decision for season 2, episode 18 to end with lewis making a legit effort for charlotte, making a picnic of things she likes and hugging her and seeming really happy with her

only for episode 19 to trample all over that with him blowing her off after she mentions that she misses him and hasn't seen him for a while, then apparently forgetting he even has a girlfriend altogether and softly flirting with his ex while the narrative agrees that this is correct because, unlike charlotte, cleo always smiles when she first sees lewis. you know. unlike charlotte. who goes out of her way to try and make lewis happy and smiles literally every time she sees him. there's not even an episode between these!

#@opalsiren bestie this one's for you #like seriously. she even says that she's happy he wants to plan the date because that means he's happy and he verbally says he is #but then the next time we see her she says that she hasn't seen him in a while and he completely blows her off. like. what?#again! i don't even ship them!#i am one hundred percent a clewis shipper and i am very happy they got back together!#my problem is that the narrative has to twist and bend on the back of a character whose only role in this story is to get punched around #and humiliated so that other characters can grow #and lewis isn't even a little conflicted! it's like he knows that charlotte's role in life is just to be a contrived roadblock in his story #to getting back with cleo and therefore can pick and choose when she's an actual person he cares about and when she can just be tossed asid #why even have her in that episode if she didn't add anything but as a reminder that yes don't worry #lewis doesn't care about her when it's inconvenient and in fact here's a shot of her being abandoned and sad bc of it!#seemingly just as another kick in the stomach #you could literally take her out of the episode and lose nothing. bc it's about lewis meeting max and learning about the 50s mermaids as #well as getting closer to cleo. which is fine! they're going to get back together anyway! but why oh why #did we need to humiliate someone whose only crime at this point is being upset that her boyfriend is ignoring and blowing her off??#like. the one who can't stop smiling when she first sees you??? that's charlotte! her whole character is about lewis! and she's his actual #girlfriend at this point and they. last time we saw them together. were doing fine! he MADE HER A PICNIC LIKE SHE DID FOR HIM #gahhhhhh #h2o just add water #charlotte watsford #lewis mccartney #cleo sertori

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heytheredeann · 1 year ago

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Lettin' people down is my thing, baby

#tmfuedit #napollyaedit #napollya #illya x napoleon #napoleon x illya #the man from uncle #tmfu #not spn #my edit #screaming and crying over napoleon studying illya throughout the movie #knowing perfectly well that the watch is the perfect trump card by the end of it #and then choosing Not To Use It #nope just going to give it up and hope illya won't shoot him #you can't convince me he took the watch to be nice i think he took it because it was VERY clear to him that illya is a deeply emotional guy #and that playing on the feelings is pretty much guaranteed to cloud his judgement #napoleon KNEW that having the watch meant having a very real chance at getting the upper hand in a fight #but then when it came down to it he just tossed it at him no strings attached #just gifted it to him and stood there like 'well i'm not going to shoot you what now?'#THIS MAN CALCULATED EVERYTHING AND THEN TOSSED HIS BACK-UP PLAN OUT OF THE WINDOW ME SAYS AND I CRY

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fairyroses · 1 year ago

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She was the only thing I was living for. I’m sorry for your loss, sir, but right now we need to get you airborne. Police will be here any minute. I’m well aware of that. I’m turning myself in.

— SMALLVILLE, “Bizarro” (7.01)