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devil-in-hidingg · 2 months ago

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I have to get this out of my brain but John Price is the most sugar daddy to sugar daddy without even knowing it, he doesn’t just like spoiling his partners, if you are in his life and you mean something to him, you WILL get spoiled.

he spoils the boys with their pub trips, happy to just see his team relax and unwind with each other, even if sometimes that means he has to help a drunken Simon or Johnny up to their apartment, Kyle already knocked out in the back of the car waiting for his turn

Kate will get random assortments of flowers every few weeks, arrangements that make her roll her eyes with a smile playing at her lips as she flips open the card addressed to her and her wife

Nik receives the most random assortment of things, tools, clothes, cigars that Price thinks he’d enjoy, the occasional barbell set. Books that Price has recently finished that he thinks Nik would enjoy.

#captain John price #John Price #Cod #call of duty #cod price #sugar daddy price #but he doesn’t even know it

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abisalli · 8 months ago

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Jason but he wears this helmet 😼

#jason todd #red hood #dc comics #batman #my art #digital art #just something really quick because I saw these helmets for the first time a few days ago and have been thinking about them ever since #won’t tag dick because he’s not even really here #also dick doesn’t know what he’s talking about cause those helmets are sick as hell #mister hypocrite DISCOWING grayson

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littlefankingdom · 6 months ago

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Dick who climbed on anything as a child. Even in public, especially in public. The moment Bruce looks away, he is climbing something to get as high as possible. The first times, it gave Bruce an heart attack. Now, it's just a headache.

People pass by and ask if they should call the firefighters, and Bruce tiredly tell them "He is fine, he can get down on his own.", like people with cats.

Imagine, you're walking out of some building, only to see a 10 years old standing on top of a lamppost, having a discussion with his dad guardian at the bottom.

"Dick, get down."

"Make me."

"Get down or you're grounded."

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #batman #robin #dc comics #my ramblings #sometimes Bruce doesn't even know how Dick got where he is #he looked away for a second and now Dick is in the ceiling #of course Dick doesn’t get down because he knows the threat is empty Bruce is using his “tired dad�� voice not his “disappointed dad” voice #really different for a Batkid you can still get away with a lot with the “tired dad”

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notrobinsomethingworse · 1 month ago

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Dick: Happy Chrismis!

Damian: What is Happening.

Tim: Is Chrismimth.

Damian: what are you fools-

Steph: Merry Crisis!

Damian: Father, they have lost their minds.

[All four stare at Bruce expectantly]

Bruce, sighing: Merry Crysler.

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 months ago

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FNAF Sun reviews Michael Afton’s art,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf sun #sundrop #fnaf daycare attendant #michael afton #fnaf #security breach #fnaf 4 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #I’ll never stop talking about his Michael is good at art #even sun has to agree but obviously has his critics #sun likes more fun art not the moody shit Michael just did #Michael doesn’t know whether to feel insulted or flattered #though that trauma thing he isn’t gonna clear up for awhile 💀

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lazylittledragon · 1 month ago

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ok look i love astarion with my whole soul and this might be an unpopular opinion but post-brain, i don’t think he’s fashionable. i think he knows how to dress well and likes wearing nice clothes but i really feel like 90% of the time when he’s at home he would just want to be comfortable. i think this man wears dad slippers and owns an ungodly amount of sweaters and comfy loungewear. furthermore i would like to put forward that the person who DOES put together a fucking Look every single day of his life is wyll fucking ravengard. in this essay i will

#ramble #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #wyll ravengard #wyll was a noble do you think he doesn’t know how to dress??#after he and karlach get out of avernus he has the highest paid tailor in faerun #i just picture him like that guy who styles outfits based on fonts #like idk what this garment even is but somehow you’re making it work #wyll has to be the hottest person at the fantasy grocery store it isn’t a want it’s a need #astarion is just like the average alternative person where we get dressed once a week and the rest is just pyjama #i think he appreciates getting to dress up a bit for fun things but like #after centuries of having to scrub up and look pretty to lure people in. he deserves a rest

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squidsmeister · 2 years ago

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dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

#dungeon meshi #my art #laios thorden #senshi #marcille #chilchuck #chilchack #izatsumi #laois #laius thorden #sorry guys I don’t know which spelling is correct here #chilchucks car is a beat up beige Honda civic #laois never got a license because even though he’s actually a good driver he just never cared enough to do it #plus he wants to travel in some wacky way. like on a five person tandem bicycle or some shit #marcille never got a license because just fucking look at her #plus she gets motion sick in cars. she just would #senshi walks everywhere and has no need for cars #izatsumi just learned what a car was two days ago and she’s pissed that chilchuck doesn’t have a lambo #chilchuck doesn’t have time for any of this. he has to get his daughter to soccer practice at 5

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melmov · 11 months ago

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I cast: curse of the eldest (can’t ask for help)

#dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #dc #art #my art #digital art #fanart #dick has eldest daughter syndrome #cant ask for help or burden anyone but will always be there for everyone else #Jason sees right through him but he doesn’t know how to make someone feel comfortable with being open #ugh I have so many feels #I’m about to make dick and Damian art because me and my youngest siblings are closest and idk how to even talk to the others

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puppppppppy · 2 months ago

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who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday

#shes cool as fuck to me bc when I first played jfa I found her really frustrating to deal with #not just as Phoenix but I mean like on a personal level she is challenging because she’s so thorough #and yet I also find it fascinating that she breaks the character she’s built for herself once in a while #i 100% believe that I don’t think she would have caught on to what Phoenix was trying to do while stalling for time with engardes trial #so it’s probably a good thing edgeworth subbed in but she literally busts her ass to bring evidence to court #almost right after having a bullet extracted from her WHICH SHE ALSO PRESENTS AS EVIDENCE. thats metal as fuck ok #especially since she would technically have nothing to do with the case after edgeworth fills in and she still decided to do that anyway #maybe it was blind faith to use that evidence to win since she wasn’t there for most of the trial but still #and even if canon doesn’t give it to me I still firmly believe there’s be at least some chemistry between her and Maya #like especially if you hold it next to wrightworth that works bc there’s already a history there and majority of Phoenix and miles trying #to relearn their relationship is Phoenix coaxing out that side of Miles that he remembers from fourth grade #but with Franmaya it’s something new and they’re basically strangers to each other and one of them almost got the other convicted #and I still think that’s fascinating and it’s a damn shame thay half of the fics I find for them on ao3 is background in wrightworth fic #i did find a good one that touched on Franziska trying to win pearls approval because Pearl does hold a grudge against her #and seeing that trying to live up to perfecting even her personal relationships without getting to know Pearl to even know #why it wasn’t working feels believable when I think abt her as a character yk #myart #my art #doodles #aa #ace attorney #franziska von karma

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stealingyourbones · 4 months ago

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There’s a new drug in Gotham making the rounds, one synthesized by Two-Face’s people; if you take it you will have a 50/50 chance that you’ll experience the greatest high of your life or that you’ll die.

Batman is desperately trying to find the main lab and cut off the production from the source and hasn’t been able to find a lead in weeks.

That’s when Gordon gives him a file that was given to him by a “white haired ghost kid”. It’s a detailed report written similarly to a scientific journal with detailed sources that are mainly first hand accounts from deceased victims of the Two-Face drug.

At the very end of the paper there’s an address to a Gotham University dorm room with a sticky note next to it that says “if you need help with death or the undead. Yours truly; Danny Fenton.”

#guys look at the tags I’m too lazy to add it to the main post #my thoughts as to why Danny hated English is because he’s helped write so many scientific papers for his parents the writing style #is ingrained into his day to day writing. this time tho he was trying to be professional for The Batman #he doesn’t want to step on Batman’s territory but since he now lives in Gotham might as well give the main powerhouse a #‘high just letting you know I’m in your city now’ gift #he doesn’t even try to hide his identity because he knows that Batman will find it eventually.#might as well help and fulfill his obsession as a consultant to the Bats #Batman now asks Danny to help with communing with the dead to help solve cases #dpxdc #danny phantom #dp x dc #bones prompts #bones writes in the tags

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randomfandomisuppose · 4 months ago

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I just had a DPxDC crossover idea that I thought was funny.

What if every time John Constantine sold his soul he was basically agreeing to being “adopted” by the entity he was selling his soul to.

He thinks all of the entities he sold his soul to are leaving him alone because they’re too busy fighting/have a truce to not fight as long as none of them claim his soul, meanwhile he’s got like a dozen or so ghost/demon parents ready to go to court to fight for custody when he finally dies.

Danny, having been taken in as a ward by an older ghost since he technically counts as a baby ghost until he’s 100 or something, meets Constantine for the first time and is like: “Why are you 1/15th my brother?”

Bonus points if Danny is technically the big brother in ghost terms because he’s been a ghost the longest. Sure Constantine may be a little liminal but that doesn’t count he doesn’t even have a death day yet.

Like:

Danny (Certified little shit): “Baby brother why do you never come to dinner? :(”

Constantine, too sober for this: “The fuck did you just call me?”

Constantine vehemently denies any relation but they bicker like siblings.

#dc x dp #crack #john constantine #danny phantom #some ghost lore I just made up for fun cause I thought it was funny #John Constantine has a storm coming and he doesn’t even know #he’s got like 15 ghostly parents (and counting)#1/15th the same way someone with one different parent is your half brother #AU I guess?#let’s just call it #Custody battle for the ages AU

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morganbritton132 · 23 days ago

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Eddie is observant the way that only an outcast can be. He’s always existed on the periphery of the student body and when no one wants to even make eye contact with you half the time, it’s easy to be invisible. It’s easy to watch.

Because of this, he knows too much about people. And because of his great big crush, he knows wayyyy too much about Steve.

It’s a problem.

He’s bad about dropping lore that no one else knows because Steve has never mentioned it before. He’s getting increasingly weird looks that all comes to a head at Family Videos one evening.

Eddie there, listening to Robin and Dustin debate what they think Steve’s favorite movie is when he casually says, “It’s Romancing the Stone.”

Steve raises an eyebrow, “…I’ve never told anybody that. How do you know that?”

Eddie’s not going to say that he saw Steve buy tickets for the movie on four separate occasions when he was sneaking into The Hawk. No. He’s going to say something worse like, “My friend, Gareth. He told me. He likes to… watch you.”

That is, you know, weird and Steve says that. He also lets it go because it doesn’t even crack the top 10 weirdest things to happen this year. He’s actually impressed by how much Gareth knows because, “I don’t even think my parents know that, wow.”

Eddie and Steve become better friends, get closer, and it’s smooth sailing. Steve doesn’t even mentioned Gareth’s ‘stalker’ habits when Eddie invites him to watch the band practice.

And then Gareth brings out cookies with cinnamon in them and didn’t mention it even though he “knows” that Steve is allergic so now Steve thinks Gareth wants him to die.

#Steve: So you’re friend is like…the Jonathan to my Nancy?#your* I’m not rewriting the tag #Eddie (doesn’t know what that means): Uh…sure. my friend is.#Gareth: *gets Steve the wrong colored Gatorade even though he ‘knows’ Steve’s favorite*#Steve: Did I do something to make you hate me?#steve harrington #eddie munson #gareth stranger things

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krisalyce · 5 months ago

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