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alright my lovely admin, strap in!
yuma is the KING of bf selfies. but he doesn’t strike me as a good texter (or rather, he’d prefer calling). so to make up for it, i think he’d send you random pics of him throughout the day. pjs, dance practice fit, concert fit, going to grab lunch at the convenience store fit, EVERYTHING.
in addition to that, i think he’d be the type to *only* flirt with you. we’ve all seen that one clip of maki lean into his face and he just turns around and leaves lmao right? i think that would be one of many gf perks 😌
honestly, yes. i think yuma would be so into the teasing kind of flirting? he's a little brat (lovingly!) imo, i feel like he'd love seeing you getting flustered whenever he comes closer only to lean back or walk away again like he'd just get so much fun out of it?😭 same with flirting, he'd casually give compliments or flirt with you and then shrug it off – he'd simply love seeing you getting all shy for him (please tell me i'm making sense)
concerning the texts... anyone in his weverse dms that can confirm?? (someone hold me back from paying for his subscription please)
yuma literally invented bf selfies, i see what you're getting at!!
and honestly, wouldn't it be so cute?🥺 him not really being a texter, but of course he still wants to send you lil updates during his day?
so he'd send you a good morning selfies with puffy cheeks and slightly messy hair first thing when he wakes up☹️ would probably also send you a picture of his breakfast to remind you to eat well like yes we love a caring bf (pls be my bf yuma)
mirror selfies to show his outfit? bet. airplane and car selfies whenever he has schedules? absolutely.
i think it wouldn't only be an easy way for him to keep in touch with and update you, but would also probably boost his ego whenever you compliment him (i'd shower him with compliments every chance)
also one last thing, am i the only one who wants to run my hand through his hair like why do they always look fluffy and flawless and just add even more to the bf look ugh i want bf yuma 😖
some of my favorite selfies please suffer with me:









#💌 lovely mail#rambled a bit here#but guys...#yuma makes me suffer so bad these days#it's always yuma and taki for me#STOP ME FROM BIASING!!!#&team soft thoughts#yuma soft thoughts#&team fluff#yuma fluff#&team x reader#yuma x reader
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The fact that the "Post Glee World" speech came from a show by the same creators and some of the same writers as GLEE itself feels a tad.
Off. To be sure.
It's like.
Sure fellas[gender neutral], just pat yourselves on the back like we cant all see it.
yeah it's like... i think there have been more climatic events for LGBT+ rights in the past two decades that the show glee... it's prob had an impact on social attitudes abt queerness for sure but i don't think uh... who was that gay guy from glee? kurt? i don't think he made gay marriage legal across the US in 2015
#alli answers shit#911 spoilers#plz don't @ me abt my glee knowledge#like buck i also never watched it#everything i know is secondhand information i have learned against my will#it was just such a wild metaphor like... it is a real message that yeah queer ppl of prev generations have had to do things to survive#that ppl coming into their sexuality now might not really be able to comprehend#but guys...
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
#only for like general annoyances of course not like#This Person Is Legitimately Bad#do i have to couch all my posts still you guys get it right
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
#also yes im aware of the shit CEO and his shit practices f*ck that guy lol#that’s why i wrote the word ‘FAILING’#wow how tf did this get almost 100k notes… social media is flopping so hard#remember fuck the technocracy 🫶
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i was so scared for him
#peskyscribbles#wow havent used that tag in a while#arcane spoilers#arcane act 3#arcane fanart#steb arcane#loris arcane#junior officer nolan#maddie nolan#maddie arcane#caitvi#arcane meme#fish guy arcane#arcane
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special defense
does this count as anything ???is this art
#comic#webcomic#??? i guess webcomic#microsoft paint#ms paint#this is what i imagine all those sword-eating guys do in this kind of situation
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viktor vs cait innit
#guys this was fucking insane im still processing#caitvi#jayvik#viktor#caitlyn#vi#jayce#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2 spoilers#1k#10k
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
#mouth is not a sweet bro and hella Jeff reference I never read anything by Hussie#it’s actually based on the jermavenus#mine#comics#diary#to this menacing looking bald guy… i apologize. and if i see you again i might ask you out.#my comics
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Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.
They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.
If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.
I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.
Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.
#Politics#brian thompson#united healthcare#Guys just wanted to make clear I am not a conservative#Just a poor communicator
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women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life
#the truest repairman posts#Some of you guys are really just taking the word evolution or “nature” and using it to mean god#If you have to outlaw things to make people stop doing them I’m pretty sure those were the natural things in the first place 🙁
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I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am
#less fun was the guy who followed me for multiple blocks to the light rail station :/#nothing made me more pro abortion than realizing what freaks anti choice people are
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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
Extra doodles:
Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#sevika#jinx#arcane powder#silco#silco and jinx#Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx#the best he can do is raise his voice#and even that has no effect#sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad#now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait#still one#well I'll finish it at some point#sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt#i* have
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