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Did you think I was done? Ahahahaha no, I have more.
Because chapter 70 of MOMU gave me the very dynamic between them that I missed so much, I just blacked out and started drawing uncontrollably lmao
Also. ALSO. I noticed a while ago that Prowl has the habit of..like…constantly frowning. So. I did a bit of research and made this graph.
In 70 chapters, Prowl frowns rougly 104 times. And the intensity of this gesture is very clearly correlated with the development of his relationship with Jazz, as you can see ahahahahah It might be wrong tho don’t take me seriously I’m not good with graphs
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#jazz#jazzprowl#fic fanart#momu fanart#I just#mmmmm#For the whole fic Prowl had to think twice about everything Jazz says#every information could end up being wrong#sometimes even without Jazz realising it#so when Prowl says#he’s trusting Jazz. it’s.#also it totally wasn’t me googling ‘believing and trusting nuance difference in english’#the moment I realised the difference I think my brain started rollercoaster loops#he can’t believe him but he found enough faith to trust him#while. YES. For the whole story Jazz couldn’t fucking be believed#list e n#Jazz did a lot of things for Prowl#fucktons of big and small gestures to show that yes he likes loves and appreciates Prowl#I’m so happy Prowl is returning this energy#like#remember that scene a while back when Jazz kissed Prowl? Cool cool okay. Did Prowl kiss him? nope. It was one sided gestures#*gesture. That kiss didn’t make me feel like it’s truly something precious because Jazz started it but Prowl didn’t do quite the same#but this👆. This feels so much more important for me. Because Prowl#who is for the whole story was mister I calculate every chance of possible betrayal. Prowl whos entire personality is to trust nobody#Prowl goes. Fuck that I trust you. You feel me?#it wouldn’t be the same if he said I love you. Because love is very much something you don’t have a lot of control over.#but to trust someone? It’s a choice Prowl had to consciously make. You see what I mean? I love it. oh fuck I ran out of tags..
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So I rewatched the confrontation scene between Wei Ying, Jiang Cheng, and Lan Zhan in the Jiang Ancestral Hall.
In the novel, Jiang Cheng mocked the fact that what Wei Ying and Lan Zhan have for each other is romantic and not just that of friends. And people kept saying that this scene in the novel has more impact etc etc… because Jiang Cheng really insulted them that they’re in love. I’m not going to invalidate that… but I’m just going to explain why this scene in the drama has a great impact too.
In the drama, Jiang Cheng insulted their great friendship. I haven’t seen people point this out… but what Jiang Cheng really said didn’t mean the usual “friendship.” He could have said “友誼” or “交情” which means the type of friendship we’re all aware of.
But Jiang Cheng didn’t say any of those! He said “知己 (zhiji)” or “confidant” or “soulmate”— the very word that both Wei Ying and Lan Zhan say lovingly to each other (in the drama).
Jiang Cheng said: “为什么要道歉?为侮辱了你们这段伟大的知己之情吗?”
为什么 - why ; 要 - will (I) ; 道歉 - apologize ; 为 - for ; 侮辱 - insulting ; 了 - indicates past tense ; 你们 - your (plural) ; 这段 - this ; 伟大 - great ; 的 - of ; 知己 - confidant/intimate friend/soulmate ; 之情 - feeling/emotion; 吗 - indicating a question.
If we translate Jiang Cheng’s words directly, it would say, “Why will I apologize? For having insulted this great soulmate thing of yours?”
Note that 知己 isn’t commonly used in spoken language. It’s mostly seen in written texts only. But Wei Ying and Lan Zhan made 知己 their endearment for each other. Jiang Cheng used that very special and emotional word and tarnished it with his acrid mouth. He wasn’t just insulting their love but he insulted what they are to each other— the very nature of their relationship. (He wasn’t insinuating that they might be in love. He was outright attacking them for what they are.) He even emphasized the insult by adding 偉大 or ‘great’ sarcastically.
That’s why Wei Ying immediately lashed out. Because how dare Jiang Cheng ruin that special word he has with Lan Zhan?!
#i just studied chinese but im not a native#but i have google backup….#feel free to correct me if im wrong!#zhiji isn’t clearly translate as soulmate anywhere in the web#but if you look at its meaning#— someone who knows you deeply and the like —#it very much means soulmate#even my best friend who’s a native taiwanese said that zhiji is very similar to a soulmate#the untamed#cql#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian#wei ying#wangxian#jiang cheng#jiang wanyin#my useless essays#my chinese translations
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wait, American football is all of America right guys!?!
pst, down here! I know there arent any capybaras in Chile its intentional ok?! dont go thinking I dont know my capybara facts! also im sorry if you dont see your country I cant put an “other” option, lest people try to chose a right anwser
#wrong answers only#poll blog#polls#anonymous polls#poll#polls for fun#random polls#tumblr polls#all the team names are random for some I tried to make the first two letters match but I gave up I also tried to chose unathletic team name#to make it seem as wrong as possible but some are just totally random lol also I had to put chile as capybaras after the internet said that#theyre the only South American country without them (idk if its true! but its still fun if its not XD but im sorry to ppl from Chile if#youre sad there are no capybaras (or if youve seen capybaras and im wrong o_o)#when I went to google smth tumblr almost didnt save this post and I had a heart attack so everyone be grateful it survived
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Btw 9855 days is 27 years (exactly), and S2 started 25 years after the end of S1, meaning Ron told Terry he loved him every day for at least a year before they even went to the Forgotten Realms in S1 :’)
#unless my math is horribly wrong#and also as Ron said himself#I do not think time is real (in the sense that it’s relevant to this podcast anyway lol)#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies spoilers#okay I’m done now#disappearing back into my Google Docs hole with all my WIPs
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this is very rich coming from PHIL WANG
bonus...🐂
#outsiders#phil wang#david mitchell#joe wilkinson#fatiha el-ghorri#not a panel show#gifs#mine#mine:outsiders#outsiders 2.06#i googled lent vs leant and it said lent is common in british english so i used that but now i think i’ve concluded that’s just wrong#which is annoying :/
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GUYS I JUST REALIZED—
ITS ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
#i googled it for sure#and it said february 15th#but i could be wrong#i have been before 😅#spongebob#spongebob squarepants#fangirl says things#white backround#kind of#i’ll still tag it just in case
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john left them in texas three weeks ago and they need to make some money
#femchesters#i googled mud wrestling and it said it was a thing in texas so feel free to correct me if im wrong#and i have no idea if people win money at this but im going to pretend they do for the post#femdean#femsam
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me sowing: haha yeah voter fraud could be fun
me reaping: wtf.
#iirc i do think in my original post i said like. i would prefer for voter fraud to only be like#3-5 votes a day per person :sob: but also it does feel like#well. it is a bit arbitrary i suppose. like. if ur reading this mysterious ratgrindr voter im not so much mad at you#as i am mad at myself#bc i do feel like this is wrong. but also i dont have much precedent to go on. and i should have SET a precedent#like i guess i can go through the google sheets and manually eliminate large clusters of the same vote in the same timespan and put it back#to 5 in each voting block.#but im worried that seems too much like electioneering on my end.
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I was gonna draw a Leo comic about my arm hurting but it hurts more to draw so ig I will just not do anything ;-;
#tomorrow is my day off#aka finally have time to work on stufr#but my arm hurts so bad#i did take pain meds#they are simply not working haha#yayyy#/sarcasm#hopefully i am able to get some stuff done tomorrow but if it still hurts#prob not#google says its either a joint thing or i slept on it wrong#both are equally likely but it didnt start really hurting til dinnertime#so idk#i still havent gone to the doctor#i know i said i would but its hard#and i have a hard time remembering all my symptoms :(#anyway#i might finish the comic later udk
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for the emojies ask... I choose red heart (what is their love language), for all the wakey wakey lords in "the after"
❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?
Nigredo - Words Of Affirmation
Albedo - Quality Time
Citrinitas - Acts Of Service
Rubedo - Physical Touch
This really applies to most stages of their unfortunately long, complicated lives.
#scp wakey wakey#scp au#scp 2264#scp#ask#greenghostlyjekyll#scp red lord#scp white lord#scp yellow lord#scp black lord#scp 035#alagadda sans masks#the amount of times i google info im sure i already know but not 100% know Just To Be Sure is too many#because of The Consequences. if im wrong i have to face the horrors of. a brief misunderstanding.#i kno peeps ship 035 and 049 and i do too in this Sometimes but for the most part theyre just Close but i mean the nickname starling kinda#always said with Love ya know and how he views doc ya know the admiration of his kindness and freedom#but but but hear me out nigredo and rubedo. agsjdkjs i i swear i have more coherent thoughts about this#let the words build over old bridges of trust and strengthen their bond. let him remember gentle intimacy#the peace of mind with vulnerable with someone you trust
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More Nonsense from My Ambrosius Stan Account Post:
As someone who got on Tumblr a couple years ago not really knowing the culture and rarely posts because I don't think anyone cares about the silly worms in my brain I'd like to give everyone who thought it was funny and left a like or a tag or a reblog a very I Love You and here is some more thoughts about it I had through the day that I thought nobody would care about but am posting now
The account was named @gold_loin_love and gained notoriety for being the only stan account Ambrosius actually followed
During the live stream Ballister answered the questions (that he had his followers submit beforehand) while still in character, despite the fact that he was laughing his ass off and Ambrosius was with him.
Example: "'Do you think Ballister and Ambrosius are going to get divorced?' Absolutely. They're terrible together and honestly not even cute. They probably had some cringy beach wedding with their weird pink child officiating. Ew, next question"
Ambrosius would frequently interject
"Do I think Ambrosius was toxic for cutting off Ballister's arm?"
Ambrosius, stealing the phone: "Yes he needs to be cancelled immediately."
Ballister, taking it back: "Wrong that weird creep deserved it to be honest"
He read a couple questions that were defending him and after giving them his joke answer about how they were wrong, thanked them sincerely
(sad time) The first thing he posted after the events of the movie, during which he obviously wasn't posting although how fucking funny would it have been to be Ambrosius and see Ballister's fake stan account post "lol get his ass I hope he died" over footage of him MAIMING HIM in light of all that was happening was "I'm sorry that I've been gone, the death of the Queen really took a toll on me, she was a real role model and inspiration of mine. I'm especially sorry to Ambrosius. I wish I hadn't run away. I wish I'd been there for you through all this, I know it must have been so hard. I really hope everyone forgives him."
(sad time over, silliness resumed) He'd use the account to make fun of Ambrosius and himself in every capacity imaginable
"Check out what Ambrosius wore to the national conference, I love how it's so shiny you can't tell how busy and incongruent the patterns are 😍 we love a maximalist king!!!"
"Ballister Ballhard surprises nobody wearing armor he got at the emo booth of a Renaissance Fair."
There is so much potential for this and I'd love to see more of Ballister being a silly goofball
#nimona#ballister boldheart#ambrosius goldenloin#goldenheart#idk tumblr culture if i do something wrong pls tell me#im always scared to post if i might commit a faux pas#and to the people who said they'd want to draw this or write or read about it#you have my every permission#and i love you#if someone made something inspired by my cringe brain?#id cry so hard i threw up from love#ive stolen so many people's headcanons for the jumbled fic in my google drive that will never see the light of dat
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Telling content creators it's wrong to explore artistic freedom and be independently funded by fans, and they should instead continue taking advertisement revenue from google* is
NOT
the anti-capitalism stance actually.
*(Yes, google owns youtube.)
#Watcher#This post is specifically and exclusively about the people who seem to have the capitalism bit wrong#It's almost fascinating how no one is hearing themselves speak#I feel like some of you don't understand WHY we support small businesses and are anti-monopoly#I've seen multiple posts saying “Shane is so anti-capitalism there's no way this was his idea.”#So... you think it's pro-capitalism to start your own business instead of relying on pennies from the exploitative mega-corporation?#Guys... we support small businesses KNOWING it will cost the consumer more#Stop thinking you're entitled to someone's product#That's what got us in this mess#I understand $6 is a lot for many many people but that is what makes certain things a luxury#Nothing used to be this way#Nothing used to be “free” so you can be monitored for your viewing habits and sold to advertisers#If you see a little guy trying to leave youtube/google and you paint them as the capitalist??? You. have. taken. a. wrong. turn.#I don't know how many more ways I can say it#It is better to support someone (if you can) than to pressure them into taking money from the trillion-dollar corporation#so that you can have what they put all their blood/sweat/tears into for free#If you want something badly enough you're going to have to pay for it#Them's the breaks#If you don't want it that badly then maybe it didn't mean enough to you personally#Thinking otherwise is how corporations like youtube take over and squeeze out small competitors#btw on monopolies: having almost every single video content creator (outside of tiktoks and video game streams) on youtube is BAD#You understand that's bad yes?#How tf are we going to diversify unless SOME CREATORS leave youtube???#It's almost the responsibility of larger creators to do so#Ironically what I said is backwards#In its ideal state‚ capitalism is supposed to inspire innovation and new business‚ giving every person a chance to succeed#But I think we all know that's not the reality we're experiencing#I just went with what everyone means when they say it
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What colours do you associate with each God/Cabin?
I made this with my best guess and when google actually gave me an answer but what do you guys think?
I also associate Hera with like Royal Blue but I’m not sure why?
#I could be way off but this was my bets guess#Nike feels the most wrong to me#but google said gold and green but like…#I also dont love the colour I picked for Tyeche but again I didnt know what else to put there#Hebe also just kinda gives pastels in general#I was torn between pink and yellow for her#Also Hephaestus give Orange vibes#but the Hermes cabin is so orange to me idk why#pjo#riordanverse#percy jackson#heros of olympus#pjo hoo toa
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Which hogwarts house would each member be a part of
Not proofread we die like men
Griffindor - bravery, helping others and chivalry.
Awase - kendo - Shiozaki - Shishida - pony - Tetsutetsu - tokage
Hufflepuff - hard working, patience, loyalty and fair play.
Kuroiro - komori - Tsubaraba - manga - bondo
Ravenclaw - intelligence, knowledge planning ahead and wit.
Sen - Kodai - shoda - Honenuki - reiko - rin
Slytherin - ambition, cunningness, heritage and resourcefulness.
Kamakiri - monoma
Gif anime - dungeon meshi
#i got the hogwarts house info from google so#its probably wrong but idc#no surprise griffindor has the most#fun fact im a ravenclaw#apparently#thats what the google quiz i took said anyways#class 1b#bnha headcannons#bnha headcanons#mha headcanons#kosei tsuburaba#rin hiryu#sen kaibara#awase yousetsu#juzo honenuki#shihai kuroiro
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I love how you can purposely cater you internet experience to block most politics so you can mentally detox since your media consumption was becoming unhealthy, and still have a whole week of attempting to regain your hope in humanity become completely undone by wanting to eat lunch with your mom (ramble in tags, feel free to ignore; take care of yourselves first <3)
#politics#us politics#tags so people can block this post#it's just so cool and awesome that things work like that#i was genuinely doing so much better#i was engaging with news in a healthier way#i was fixing my focus on what to do moving forward#but then i had the audacity to want to eat lunch with my mother instead of holing up in my room#she turned on fox news and i tuned it out... talking about stuff with them always turns into debates and its mentality exhausting#so i generally just keep my mouth shut unless asked#but then she started commenting on the news out loud#and so being a personable person i did my best to respond#they were talking about mass deportation of ''illegal criminals'' and she asked out loud why they havent sent them away already#so i said “oh well its expensive and there's not always places that are willing to take them”... left my opinion on the sentiment out of it#that was the WRONG thing to say apparently#devolved into a debate where she ultimately said “ok but it was a rhetorical question and i didnt actually want an answer”#how was i supposed to know that????? im the only person in the room??? thats not what rhetorical questions are used for??????#so we moved on from the topic#she said something along the lines of “pff and people come in illegally and still want to seek asylum”#so again i speak up#told her (with a quick google search to back it up) that people can either apply for asylum at the border or after entering illegally#as long as its within a year of entering#that was ALSO THE WRONG THING TO SAY#she reiterated that she still wasn't asking and added “im just watching the news; i dont want to google anything”#and im like...#...one; she mentioned in her “thinking out loud” rambles that she's aware that i dont like to talk about this stuff with her#but that this stuff is important to talk about... which i took as a “why won't you talk with me?”#so ouch#but also... whY ARE YOU WATCHING THE NEWS IF YOU DON'T CARE TO VERIFY ANY OF IT#im out of tags to ramble in but I'm still so hurt and mad and i have been reminded how little people care about compassion and factuality
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I am so tired of recommending people switch to something other than Google and them acting like I'm asking them to kill their first born
like I know that switching things over is scary and takes time, I get that, but for the love of god if you value your personal information and the ability to look up REAL facts instead of incorrect AI generated garbage I beg of you to switch to something else like Firefox and Duck Duck Go
Google IS going to fuck you, just not in the way you want, I prommy
#@ my irl friends and family#y'all are on a sinking ship and I have a ship that isn't sinking but you're so in love with yours for some reason that you won't leave#it's time to let google die#I also told my mom who is a teacher that duolingo isn't reliable anymore and she just said ''I don't care that it's AI''#ma'am you hate wikipedia because it's been wrong before a handful of times and that's REAL PEOPLE#you think AI is better???#feel like I'm screaming into the void over here#vexic lives#anti google
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