#but gojo on the other hand

[literaila]

kid megumi and gojo definitely took bubble baths together while megumi washes his hair and satoru's just yapping about how much he loves reader

“megumi,” gojo says, not even bothering to knock on the door.

it’s the boys fault, really, for leaving it open in the first place.

megumi stills, brows furrowing as his hands stop foaming the soap in his hair. “gojo?” he asks, a bit disbelieving.

he might be going crazy—it’s not uncommon for sorcerers. and megumi barely thought he would make it to fourteen and here he is, so. he should probably tell someone about the hallucinations but—

“you got it,” gojo answers, predictably, sitting on the toilet seat. “i need to talk to you.”

megumi peaks his head around the shower curtain slowly, blinking a few times to make sure the man is really there.

but he is, grinning at the tiny bit of megumi he can see, tapping his fingers on his knees obnoxiously.

megumi points a hand towards the door. “this is an invasion of privacy.”

“megumi,” gojo gives him a bland look. “i’ve seen you naked.”

“that’s creepy.”

gojo sighs, hanging his head. “we’ve known each other for so long now, and you still don’t trust me.”

“you still haven’t given me a reason to. can’t this wait? or not happen? i don’t want to talk to you.”

yes, megumi is still hanging halfway out of the shower. yes, his hair is dripping water on the floor. no, he does not care—it’s gojo’s house anyway. he can fix the ruined floorboards.

“it’s about your mother.”

at that megumi blinks. “what’d you do?“

“i didn’t do anything.”

“are you sure?”

“yes, i’m sure,” gojo scoffs, reaching out to pull his ear—which megumi expertly deflects (he almost slips and dies in the process). “am i crying on the floor right now?”

megumi considers it. then he recalls the last time you and gojo had a fight. he had to check gojo’s pulse every time he walked past the couch.

“good point. what is it?”

“as you know, her birthday is coming up—“

“are you serious?”

“megumi.” gojo’s eyes are dubious, his voice is disapproving. “your mothers birthday is very important.”

megumi rolls his eyes. “i know. i mean, are you seriously asking me about this right now? im in the shower. there’s shampoo in my hair.”

gojo nods very seriously. “it’s the only place she won’t hear.”

“she’s not even home.”

“she’s hidden cameras, megumi, i know it.”

“no she hasn’t.”

gojo pouts. “i want it to be a surprise. she always finds out about her gifts before i can give them to her.”

“that’s because you tell her.”

“the suspense is too much. i need you to buy her something for me and hide it so i don’t know what it is.”

he sounds absolutely serious, which might be the worst part of that request, actually.

and when has megumi ever done gojo a favor?

“gojo,” megumi gives him a little smirk, tilting his head. “i’m not doing that.”

gojo groans, falling onto the floor. “c’mon, megumi, we’re supposed to be friends.”

“you’re my teacher, if anything.”

“and your father,” he juts his chin, “favoritism is not cute.”

“good.”

megumi finally turns around. gojo was never going to leave, even if he’d attempted to tackle him out of the door.

and he’s used to this, anyway. there hasn’t been a day in seven years that he’s gotten some peace.

“okay,” gojo begins again, sounding like he’s won—which he hasn’t. “i was thinking some jewelry, but you know how picky she is. and besides, she’s too rough for something small. tsumiki is already getting her that chibi mug we saw in that corner store last weekend, and whatever you’re getting is off of the table too.”

“i’m not listening to this.”

“i could take her out to dinner, but that’s not a gift. and i do that anyway. maybe i should buy her a car—what kind do you think she’d like? something blue, like my eyes—“

megumi groans.

gojo pauses. “did you get soap in your eye?”

honestly, banging his head against the wall might be better than this. at least they have pain killers at the hospital.

megumi doesnt answer, no longer entertaining this, but gojo continues anyway.

“maybe we should re-do the bathroom, you know how she’s always saying that—“

god, when will it end?

[hinamie]

happy gojoday to all who celebrate

[nalonzooo]

you ever like someone so much

[chyarui]

Infinity Hashira Gojo Satoru 🩵

I binged basically all of demon slayer over the weekend and this wouldn’t leave my brain

Let me know if you guys are curious about any headcanons (or if you guys wanna see more jjk characters 👀)!!!

[hellomayu]

jujutsu hunters

[goatyuuji]

Tojikuna and Satosugu but it’s Toji and Gojo going apeshit crazy on curses and Sukuna and Geto watching them go wild from the sidelines…

Basically this:

[lamemeduturfu]

So... about that first draft...

i hate them i will kill them myself oh wait haha someone was faster than me ^^

[iulovemaze]

can we all agree that nanami has more experience with casual one night stands and gojo is the one who isn't into that and is more sentimental?

[sukugo]

[m-ayo-o]

Satoru are u gonna eat that Gojo

Satoru gimmie that Gojo

Satoru now Gojo

Satoru come here Gojo

Satoru kiss me Gojo

Satoru suck my cock Gojo

Satoru fuck me Gojo

he is just... the most needy and impatient man in existence, he wants everything YESTERDAY !! he's impulsive and reckless and sometimes always forgets his manners and you have to scold him so much like, sweetie you're not a pampered spoiled little brat anymore you're a grown ass man with a WIFE who he should treat like a QUEEN

you have to teach him so much...

if only he would take Suguru's advice...

[yandere-daydreams]

momentarily breaking my silence to wonder aloud if it would be out of character for gojo to say something as stupid as 'if i was your husband i'd be too busy fucking you to die'. i personally would not put it above him but i also think he'd feel a little bad if it made you cry. just a little.

[mrsackermannx]

gojo practically cums when you wash his hair after sex for the first time, it’s so soft, so intimate and sweet. massaging all the tension from his scalp, and humming all sing-song like a disney fucking princess.

no one’s ever took care of him like you do, he must keep you forever, he thinks that as he loops his arms around your waist and rests his face into the crook of your neck under the running water. but he doesn’t know how to express that so he smirks as he whispers, “let me take you shopping tomorrow.”

[hinamie]

mwah

[gojooooo]

😭😭😭 that’s his tiger cub your honor. his little monkey if you will. you cannot separate them i’m sorry it’s against the rules (source: because i said so)

[satosktty]

I understand that fem face gojo is widely acceptable but we need to have a conversation about sukuna looking like his mother I'm so serious

[bowl-of-fruit-loops]

I see your “satoru couldn’t bear to see suguru’s body destroyed” and I raise you “shoko couldn’t bear to do it”