#but godamn it the details

[that1notetaker]

Hijack The movie au: In which Hiccup was there at the events of Rotg, which he totally was. 

Pitch is just trying to fight the hell out of the guardians, meanwhile having to ignore the painful eye-to-eye, heart-to-heart contact these two keep having mid battle. Disgusting, seriously. Give the man an award for putting with so much, he’s just a little rat man trying to take over the world.

[tundraplateau]

So In Stars And Time is out and I'm a little flabbergasted

See, I have not heard of this game at all before it came out and started seeing it on my Tumblr, and it looks really cool! Nice artsyle, interesting gameplay, but the premise took me by surprise.

Basically, at least from my understanding, you're trapped in a time loop by some higher power (maybe that character with a star for a head), and are working to break free from it.

I don't have a problem with this at all. What leaves me flabbergasted however is the sheer scale of a coincidence I have encountered.

I've been working on my own story (I guess you could say that) following a scientist-looking fella, who learns that they are in a time loop (which is actually a repeated experiment in order to create the perfect star) which started because of a deal made they with a higher power (who I imagine to basically be Bill Cypher if he acted like Ford) and it would follow the scientist trying to break free.

But the cherry on top? I designed my higher power in a way which looks a lot like the star person from ISAT.

Ya see what I mean?

But what I find so funny/confusing is that this was sheer coincidence.

I couldn’t have copied them because I started work on this project long before I knew In Stars And Time, and they couldn’t have copied from me because I never posted anything about my project until now (and also because I practically don’t exist).

So the way I see it, I have encountered the biggest coincidence of my life, and I find that hilarious in the grand scheme of things.

[cure-stars]

you can't taste the bitter, the sweet, or anything at all?

i hope happiness comes to that kind of you. 🪽

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

03:30 am and im stuck awake thinking of how sad those rats make me

[inconsistentracoon]

And in one tiny update, my fic is no longer canon compliant. TRANSLATIONS WHY YOU DO THIS

Someone please tell me the child of destiny is foretold to be a dark vessel somewhere else as well???

KHDR ver. 5.0.1 SCRIPT EDITS COMPILATION

[A compilation and analysis of every script edit featured in the aforementioned patch that released at the end of September 2022. for both the ENGLISH and JAPANESE versions of the game]

To summarize: Out of the 4 edits in total, 3 of them are translation error fixes in the ENG script while 1 is a universal edit for both versions of the game, which even Nomura alluded to in his KHDR finale Q&A when asked about bug fixes.

Just to be clear, I made this compilation mainly for my own theorycrafting needs but I would really like for these edits to be more known in the KH community. The only cutscene compilation on YouTube that contains the said edits is this one by KHInsider (Everglow's video, the more popular pick, is not up to date with the patch) and not many within the KHUxDR community are aware of them to this extent.

[gllerr]

SOME TIMES THINGS DONT GO ACCORDING TO PLAN !@

It was that memorable i wanted to capture it cause godamn i was struggling i even started strategizing and then baM

So ive been playing bloodlines with my new oc she caittif so ive decided to play as a gangrel only using one dicipline that being animalism and guns she has a missing arm so not realy melee Raha has very little humanity combined that with -frenzy checks it works out great

HAD TO FIX SOME DETAILS THTA BOTHERED ME ABIT TOO MUCH -

[sunny-knight]

OKAY, SO.

@forgettable-au by @sunsestart :D

mainly intended for me ranting about how much I love the series, but also GIMME YOUR RANTS. WE NEED TO TALK. WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT????

I came into this, expecting Alphys, yes! NOT SANS??? So that was already whiplash.

Then we see THEM BEING FRIENDDDDSSSS AWWWW 😭 I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC I WISH WE GOT MORE DETAIL OF IT IN UNDERTALE

But then… oh..going..somewhere…to eat… WWWAAAAAAAAA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 STOP IT.

but THATS ENOUGH OF CUTE CHARACTER DYNAMICS! WE GOTTA GET TO THE LORE

when I tell you. my jaw was. AGAPE. SANS??????!?!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU SO CHILL?>!?!?!?!?!

HE UNDERSTOOD THAT????? WHY WAS HE SO SCARED??? DISTRESSED????? WHATS WRONG WINGDINGS???????????????????

ok then I kinda just lost it on this last page.

SO. THESE PAGES. JUST LIKE THE LAST UPDATE. WAS THE CRAZIEST WHIPLASH IVE EVER EXPERIENCED. BUT THESE I HAVE MUCH MORE TO SAY BECAUSE LORE???????????

So glad Alphys got an explanation now, makes me happy :3 shes learningggg

but also OH G O D IM SCARED. MORE SCARED THAN USUAL. Sans does not know about the secret compartment. ALSO THE SECRET TAPE??? Dont think he knows about that either. GOD DAMMIT W I N G D I N G S 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 S T A W P

also hmmm I wonder why digital audio just doesn’t like when he talks, poor guy.

OK BUT YKNOW WHAT GETS ME THE WORST??????? Sans and Alphys are chatting it up and being silly, while WINGDINGS. LIKE A GODAMN SUPER VILLAIN. IS CHILLING ALONE IN THE DARK LIKE NOOOOO

also poor Alphys being caught in the middle of this family drama like “oh- i mean- alr! i guess bro just wants to lie to you, thats chill ig.”

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO SAY BUT I CANT SHAKE IT, THIS UPDATES GOT ME CHEWING ON IT FOR A WHILE. I L O V E I T

me when fprgblt Au brothss lie to eac other

[wazzappp]

Im not fucking alright brother I'm too far gone for this. You're getting magical girl transformations with my attempt at character shit going on buckle up chucklefucks were going to flavortown (<- what).

Alright so I tried to make Robbies transformation subtly different by not having his face tilted down in the initial 'I am a being composed of pure magic holy SHIT' (<- need you to imagine that being said with a slight hillbilly accent idk why but this is necessary in my brain please please) phase. He's actively looking away from his Connection Gem because HES NOT DOWN FOR THIS. He hasn't given up on finding a way out of his contract (details are being discussed, trying to figure out what will deliver the most EMOTIONAL DAMAGE). He's not even wanting to fucking look at it because FUCK Sneli, FUCK the Connection Gem AND FUCK THESE GODAMN HEELED BOOTS (he has rolled his ankle 5 times. his healing factor has been used more for these horrible contraptions than fighting ghosts). His tried and true tradition of 'If I don't look at it, if I just ignore it then it might just go away'.

@cicada-candy bro your fucking johnny design. It fucks SO HARD.

So Johnny is FANTASTIC and like. Slay and everything but theres also some sadness behind that. Johnny hasn't been in control of anything for basically his whole life. He couldn't control his fathers death, couldn't manage (at least at first) his love with Roxanne so FUCK IT. If he cant control his own Fate or appearance anymore either then he is going to own it as much as possible. If he is assigned thigh highs and skirts for the rest of his existence then godamnit he's going to make it look fucking GOOD.

@rokhal YOU. YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO ME. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MENTIONED DANNY USING HIS MAGICAL GIRL PERSONA TO ESCAPE FROM LIFE. YOUUUUUUUUU. Alright so Dannys whole thing is him shifting and gaining confidence as he does. He starts off facing the left and shifts to the right as he completes his magical girl transformation. He also starts off very curled into himself, like he's protecting his connection gem from something, then slowly starts to take up more space and becomes more confident as he progresses.

FRANK. YOU. WHY WERE YOU SO DIFFICULT. Frank is direct and over this shit. His poses are the simplest and he is ALWAYS facing the "camera". His magical girl transformation isn't something that he enjoys, it's more something that he ENDURES. He would really prefer to just get to the point (fighting ghosts).

Anyway, I hope this is mildly comprehensible. My brain is fuckging. Idk man something is going on and it IS enjoyable but I am afraid that the opening of my skull to the universe is having some negative effects on my ability to communicate. I'm gonna go. Drink some water.

[plaindangan]

(Cowede stupid brain woke them up way too early and way too "unrested" so might as well re-ask all the asks that are now gone)

Part 2 of the "miu turns herself into android miu and decide to be the freaking best and never ever stop anything, always bigger, better, sexier, miuer" (you may want to reread part 1, and as a reminder 10 parts are prepared in my mind and ready to be thrown whenever the previous one is responded too) also I know you tend to dislike when I write long asks which are a bit too detailed cos u feel like you have a checklist and it stresses you ? But bear with me for that one ok ? I kinda need to write down right now.)

Alright sooo! Mecha miu’s first real challenge ended up being a bit of a dull! Not only did kokichi called her mid (she may not remember what was said, only thing mattering ? She didn’t hear him calling her a godess and it’s a freaking SCANDAL) BUT also when the battle, the war that is sex with his omega sized shlong came, she lost against it for hours and hours on end, only to win a technicallity but so much tired it took her 50 hours of sleep (which she hates)

Luckily for the self proclaimed galaxy sized ego trash talking "mama" internet did have her back, and she won over a million gooners, and of course ? The only other thing almost as good as herself and sex, MONEY~ dollars, moulah, dineros. God being so rich is such a girl(for now) hard on~

Buuut since she’s now the top 1 best bitch in the whole world (self proclaimed) as well as the richest motherfucker around (nope sonia is still a thing and I’m pretty sure junko owns like… the continent ? Probably) with the best biggest set of tits (debatable, have you SEEN akane and kaede’s juggs ?. And once again, junko) she deserve matching company~! She wants an entourage that will scream "I’m the freaking best" and that if possible isn’t just a bunch of quickmade army of robots she’ll all call Garry.

She wants big, she wants strong, she wants the best.

So when kirumi enters the sight, miu brain’s cum on the spot~

It’s a well known fact that the GOLEM OF A MILF OF A MAID is Thiccer than genetically possible, can like, lift the entire planet (once again, miu’s brain, yet not even that farfetched?) and maaaay be the only person in her class who doesn’t need to look up to see mecha miu’s face and who can actually see it instead of a massive pair of jugs that block the view. Plus she’s soooo cold unemotional and sexy she makes actually not showing skin so HAWT, and don’t even get miu started on how PUFFY is her dress, just how huuuuge is she? Damn miu wouldn’t mind being her broom for all life… BUT MECHA MIU AINT NO BITCH (well she is, but she’s the freaking best!) and she ain’t gonna submit to no one~ and she knows one thing for sure, is that the godamn russian actual weapon megalith of a maid (who’s actually just Japanese. Teeeechnically prime minister in secret but Not a weapon but a human made of flesh and bones, but try explaining that to a drooling panting awooga eyes going mecha miu) RESPECT ONE THING ABOVE ALL: the power or a freak load of cash~ and with infinite wealth mecha miu ponders on one thing~… how much money will she throw away at her before kirumi’s corrupted to the ideal equally trash talking, rude, coldest and unemotional but as perverted as mama, dressing even more provocally than the mechanized menaced, and solely focused on giving miu the greatest life ever to the point where no one else matters in the whole godamn universe (as long as she continues showering the maid in ungodly amounts of money) and even maybe let miu experiment a shit ton on her body and make her the MK-2 mega bot-woman/wife/secretary/fucktoy/momma/mistress/pig/slave/goddess/whatever miu fucking needs at any moment with no regard for her previous role even if it came out 2 seconds before and it was drastically different because all for miu ?

( Long intro done tldr : corruption based ask (in like… 5 step ? Can be shorten, or on the contrary make more if you have ideas) that takes kirumi (she’s like canon kirumi, but beeeeg and while just as nice and serviceable, way more fucking cold (which makes her more hot) into miu’s fantasy of the perfect maid who will be solely focus into inflating miu’s ego even more and make her live the ridiculously gaudy trashy life she freaking deserves through the sheer power of MONEY.)

(If possible, no major shift in personality, from the get go kirumi is a terminator that doesn’t express much feelings, but get the job done perfectly always, just she doesn’t have favorites, she’s polite, listen to others, and the fully corrupted is just as cold, but way more crude and rude, dresses like miu likes without miu even needing to tell her, mechanized too, and doesn’t care about anything else but her owner and the money she gets from her, and spoils her owner so bad and does everything so perfectly for her miu’s brain sometime shut off entirely because why would she need it when kirumi’s around(if someone else gives them a request than their mistress ? They better be ready to get trash talked and ego crushed so bad they’ll die on the spot 10 times in a row) )

(You know me and my tastes, don’t hesitate to go over the top when it comes to the rude and lewd dialog, stuff like expressions, definition of body sizes, how much of a open menace of a galaxy sized ego and lust miu is. Unlike the kokichi one (not saying it wasn’t amazing) have miu actually win and fill her half robot ego even more)

(AND MOST IMPORTANTLY : have fun! I know lately we don’t talk much and you’re focused (good for you you seem to be enjoying it!) on the island asks. So maybe this is less interesting, if there are stuff in this ask you don’t want to do, don’t hesitate to come and talk to me in dm’s you halara gendered queen/king and a massive warm Cowede hug to do with pure genuine thoughts, because it just feels nice!))

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

Miu will never doubt the power of SIMPS ever again~

Don't get her wrong...the first fuck of her life after upgrading herself to her mecha goddess form was one she'll never forget (or ever not long for. Seriously, why the fuck was that gremlin's cock so damn hung and why was he good at using it?!!!) and she'll always cherish it...

But being the goddamned bottom bitch again wasn't why she burnt all the cash to be in this body now was it?!!!

OF COURSE NOT!!!

The new Miu - The Perfect Miu was at her best when she had people worshipping her, applauding her, bowing to her greatness and sending her money. Lot's of money. More money than any average joe would ever see in their lifetime!!! And the quickest way for that? Only Fans!!!!!~

Once she began uploading pics and videos of herself, the dough began to flood in like crazy!!! Because, as she obviously anticipated, loads of people went crazy from a tall, hot, blonde (literal) bombshell, cyborg GF whose cybernetic hips looked as if they could milk about ten cocks a minutes if they were to PLAP down without care or hands they could vibrate their cocks to a white sticky mess almost as good as a pussy could~ Though, honestly, just being a cyborg was enough for the Internet to give her the love and admiration she craved!!! She was lined up for interviews, tech companies that wanted to know how she did it, sponsorships who were eager to plaster her name out for their brands to benefit from this bionic beauty!

She had it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...So...what's wrong? She did achieve her dream, she got what she wanted, so what was missing? Well, as she came to realize, as great as this fame was...it was kind of lonely without anyone else she knew not being with her. She's been so damned busy being the bestest, perfect, mind numbingly awesome, bitch there was she...kinda didn't have anyone else from the V3 class to rely on. N-n-not that the PERFECT Miu Iruma truly needed them!!!!

It's just...nice to have some people around from time to time. That's all!!

But, most importantly, it's nice to have people around from time to time...especially, once they were on her level! Emphasis on 'on her level'.

And, of her batch, who could reach that but someone in similar body-type: like Kirumi? Seriously, she was pretty much just a fully organic version of Miu at the moment. Taller than freaking average (6"8 ft), muscley arms and abs hidden underneath that damningly deceptive maid dress, and on that note? You know what it was failing to hide? Why, Kirumi's shirt straining, mouth-wateringly, magnificently, massive, milkers!!!! And that ass, oh Godddddd, that ass!!! Miu was convinced that darn Russian maid must have been using every last cent she drained from the balls of her clients to get a booty the size of a mini-van on her....but nope!!! Hacking into her medical records, seems like it was all natural!!!

...Which made Kirumi the perfect woman to bring into to the Miutourage!!!! Just think about it?! Bimbo Bionic Bod, MILF Mecha Maid? They'd be an unbeatable combo!!

And it should easy to just wink and Kirumi would-

"No." said the maid. Cold and to the point.

"Oh fuck off I didn't say shit yet!!!" whined Miu.

"You don't need to say anything for me to know it will be something ridiculous." Kirumi said dismissively. Currently, she was handling a broom and gently dusting at the floor.

"Tch, fine!!!! So will ya listen if I request something?" Now that had the robotic-acting maid pause, ears perked.

"Perhaps."

"Greedy-ass bi-I mean...look. As it stands I am the epitome of perfection!!! But, that being said, it has come to my notice that I need...someone to assist with helping to enhance said perfection. As such, I am willing to pay you quite a lot in order to be by my side until further notice. As in 'six figures' a lot~ You in?"

...

"Make it seven figures."

"WHAT?!!! I-I don't have that kin-"

"There are billboards with you ranging from eating cheap ramen to lingerie. You have more than enough money to cover myself for a long period of time."

"......Frigging hustler. FINE!"

"Then we have a deal - I'll write a contract to set it in stone."

"Fiiiiine....butalsoFYII'mgonnahavetodoafewmindnadbodyalteringexperimentsonyousojustsoyouknowSEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAA!!!!" with that Miu skedaddled, letting it sink in to Kirumi that she might be in for one helluva time.

...

"...Oh dear."

-

And thus, we get to the present.

"--Fucking Hell what a day." Miu grumbled. She's been on the road since 6 AM doing "Perfect Mecha Goddess' stuff and was utterly beat. Currently, she had stripped naked and was just lying in bed. Frustrated and in need of some relief.

"The 'fucking usual', Mistress Iruma?" A shark-like smile appeared on Miu's face as the relief of the hour came to her.

Behold the new Kirumi - one most suitable to be the first of the Miutourage.

Naturally, she was enhanced to a certain someone's specifications.

Replacing her arms were pretty much gauntlets that would get anyone to think twice about questioning her. Though on her hands her maid gloves seem to persist.

Her hair had been grown out until those silky sheets reached down to her thighs.

Those cold unfeeling green eyes? Replaced with icy-blue cybernetic ones that were constantly heart-shaped!!

Her washboard abs were in full on showcase mode - mostly thanks to Kirumi rocking about in what seemed like only a black lace bra and a matching thong!

Her hips seemed to have the most work down to them as her thighs were now equipped with sleek, silver metal, making it look as if she was wearing some sort of knight's armor instead.

Lastly, to note, she was rocking dark-green lipstick and matching eyeshadow. Well, okay, that and a new spiderweb tattoo over her aforementioned milkers - can't get rid of her old aesthetic after all~

"You know what I like...get to it!!! You don't get paid per week for nothing after all~"

"Fine. Conducting the 'Pussy-Annihilating Orgasmic Fondling'...yet again on your needy whore-ass. You are truly an utterly useless sex addict." said Kirumi in the same polite, if cold, tone she always had...if the only thing really changing was her harsh language to Miu.

What most wouldn't know is that Miu modified Kirumi's vocal chords to emit a soundwave that absolutely rocked Miu's brain to its core with pleasure for every insult Kirumi threw at her. Because what good is a prim and proper maid to someone that wants the world to embrace its raunchiness?~

Speaking of raunchy, time for the Kirumi's 'service' to her Mistress. Removing her gloves. underneath was seemingly a flesh hand...only in seconds it turned into quite the vibrator. Big, thick and no surprise on who it's gonna be used for~

"Brace yourself...I feel like taking my time." With impressive speed, Kirumi shove the vibrator into Miu's already dripping snatch. Much to her howling, moaning, delight!!" "F-f-f-f-fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!! O-oi,,, get with the tit massageeeeeeeeeee!!!" Miu ordered snapping her fingers.

"Again, that costs extra."

"I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEE!!!"

"As you desire, you cum-brained skank. How many times this week have I done this to you? I'm surprised your brains haven't been reduced to a pink mush. But I suppose no matter what: you don't care. So long as you have the world's eye, using your own peer as a living vibrator to get off on is nothing to you. You truly are a shameless piece of vapidness, aren't you? You filthy, degenerate, goddamned, bimbo flaunting, high maintenance, slut!~" Kirumi said curtly, mentally turning up the vibrator to absurd high levels as she fucked the horny inventor. Although her tone tried to remain even, Kirumi couldn't help but slip by the end. Of how much she was enjoying this treatment as well. After all, if she was getting paid millions just to be used by a the world's horniest inventor goddess - wouldn't you take some pride in your position too? (It also didn't help that she turned her other arm into a vibrator too and was getting herself off to the situation - Mistress never said she couldn't after all~)

"YESSSSSSSS, BIIIIIITCHHHHHH, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!!!!" Miu said in delight, her entire mansion filled with her screams of passion. Her screams of utter victory for herself. At yet another highlight as to why SHE was clearly worthy of having the titles of Goddess in this world~ After all, who else but a Goddess could modify a human so thoroughly and be able to induce carnal pleasure like this?!! Who else but a Goddess could replicate a perfect 'upgrade' not once, but twice? Who else but a Goddess could turn someone else into a perfect servant to suit their needs down to the T?~

That's right...

No one, but her~

[empty-malboro-box]

Bring Me To Life

Paring: Eddie Munson x Reader

This story is based off of the song Bring Me To Evanescence

Warnings: Swearing, Cheating (doesn’t go into detail), Angst, Manipulation, I think that’s it but def lmk if I missed anything.

Also the reader has a aussie accent, i dont know it just seams fitting to me

You do not have permission to use, steal, or copy my work (reblogging is fine).

Eddie and I have been dating for a year and a half now. It’s been rough. And I wouldn’t be surprised if it ended soon. Is it bad that I wouldn’t be said either? I mean, he’s cheated multiple times and each and every time he’s convinced and manipulated me into staying with him. It’s not healthy for either me or him and it needs to stop. But I love him, I can’t just up and leave.

Or can I?

❤️‍🩹

I knock on Eddies trailer waiting for him to answer. We’re supposed to be having movie night, we’re watching Mad Max. I don’t get a response so I knock again, but as soon as my knuckles reach the door it opens.

“Hey, y/n!”

He looks disheveled. Clothes ruffled, pants unzipped, hair messy, well, isn’t it always? I also take note of the fact that he’s panting, like he had just ran a mile.

“Eddie, are you alright?”

“Uh, yea, yea I’m fine why?” Its then that I notice Eddie has red lipstick stains littering his cheeks, neck, and collarbone.

“Eddie what the hell have you been up to? You’re panting like you just ran a fucking marathon, mate! Bloody hell!”

It’s then that I again notice something else. The aroma around him smells rosy. Which I know he doesn’t use perfume, that’s a no brainer, he uses black ice which is for sure not what I’m smelling.

“Eddie,” I start, looking him dead in the eye. “What. In. The. Living. Hell. Have you been doing.”

It wasn’t a question anymore it was more like an I know what you’ve been doing moment.

~~~~~

Eddie’s POV:

I didn’t want to lie to her again.

“Eddie, what. In. The. Living. Hell. Have you been doing.”

I knew that she knew what I was doing. It was ironic actually, this song, we used to listen to called Bring Me To Life by Evanescence matches exactly what’s happening right now

How can you see into my eyes, like open doors?

I knew she could see right through me.

“C’mon, sweetheart. You know I wouldn’t do that again. I swore to you I wouldn’t.”

I didn’t even want to say what it was that I had done. But I’m sure we’d both had an idea. I just need to convince her enough. I know what I’m doing is horribly wrong. But I just can’t loose her.

~~~~~

Y/ns POV:

I knew he was lying, but part of me wanted to believe him. It’s like he knows my week spots and he knows how to get what he wants.

Leading you down into my core, where I become so numb

No, I couldn’t let him win this time. I can’t. And I won’t.

“No Eddie. You do this every godamn time! And I’m done with it. You’re a manipulative piece of shit!”

“You don’t mean that, hun”

“The hell I don’t! And you don’t get to call me hun anymore-” I was cut off by an all too familiar voice that I knew from my high school days. A strawberry blonde girl comes walking down the stairs.

“Ed’s? When are you coming back to-” She’s stunned and stops in her tracks.

“Chrissy?”

“Y/n?” We say in sync.

“Eddie what the hell! Chrissy?! You’ve got to be kidding me right?” I ask.

“I- we weren’t fucking were were just….” He stops, not knowing what to say. “You were what Eddie?” He furrows his brows and rubs his forehead like he’s frustrated. “I was planning on sleeping over toning Eddie. But fuck that just sleep with Cunningham instead!” I look at him, my eyes glossed over and threatening to spill. But will not show this jack ass that he’s affecting me.

Without a soul, my spirits sleeping in somewhere cold

“Fuck you, Eddie Munson. And Chrissy,” She snaps her head toward me when she hears her name, afraid of I might say, “You could do so much better. Even fucking Jason was less of an ass than this guy, mate.”

I slam the door, leaving his doorstep and storming away and getting in my car. I hope he’s fucking happy.

~~~~~

Eddie’s POV:

“Fuck!” I yell, pinching the wall making a decently sized hole.

“Godamn it!”

“Eddie calm down, you still have me?”

“I don’t want you! You’re just a fucking distraction! You’re meaningless to me. I don’t love you! I love her! And now she’s gone.”

Frozen inside without your touch, without your love.

Darling, only you are the life among the dead All this time, I can't believe I couldn't see, kept in the dark, but you were right in front of me

~~~~~~~~~~~

OMG THE AMOUNT OF ANGST IN THIS ONE LIKE IM ROLLING, CRYING, AND THROWING UP ITS TOO MUCH HOW TF DID MY SLOW ASS BRAIN COME UP WITH THIS😭AND ITS ONLY THE FIRST FIC IVE WRITTEN

[deletedg1rl]

steve wozniak is my favorite cs person because he is NOT made for pretentious tech interviews. they asked him about his views on how Apple is doing now and his answer was a detailed explanation about the hardware in the 80s. like what are you talking about bestie?

also ik he's tired of being asked about Jobs every godamn day

[jjustcallmejuliett]

22 f1 fic rec pt. III

Hey there! 

It’s been a while since the last one but finally I’m here for the last fic rec of the year :) 

I’m offering you ten of the best f1 fics I’ve read during the second half of the year (which I think you def cannot miss!!! )

so here we go...

- Sebastian and the Angel by Anonymous (Explicit)

This is a fic with an outstanding plot, an explicit and very detailed narrative that makes you feel like you’re whitnessing the story and all very ingenious characters. The emotional inteligence of the author is definitely something else.

- Every time I think the feelings fading I miss you (I miss you) by TheWiseOne12 (PG)

or a very sweet story about love, heartbreaking and refinding love even when everything is against you. It had me intrigued during all nineteen chapters and the strong point is definitely the hurt/comfort it offers, with a lot of angst but fluff on the same mesure.

- we can live in a world that we design by freed0m98 (T)

I have a soft spot on Carlos/Lando/Charles fic but this one is unexpectedly Carlos centered! I’ve never read one like this and the author definitely nailed it, the building is great (better than my own ficI’ll admit) and the ending is as sweet and you can expect it to be.

-Latibule by VettelMyPretzel (AndroidHeaven) (Explicit)

I’m obssessed with this fic!!! It’s basically Sebchal falling in love in the 20th century and again, the building and the sexual tension is otherworldly. One of my favorites of the 2022.

- I like you.. by formulacherry (T)

Or piarles confessing each other and it’s so godamn goals! they talk their past, their present and their future and the fic has an even bigger meaning if you read the fic before in the saga (a saga I highly recomend as well, but this work is my favorite of them) so go check it out.

- some of the best moments in life are the ones you can never talk about by Quagswagging (Explicit)

Or one of the hottest fics I got to read this year, and a very captivating sexting moment I have in my mind even after days of having read it. Definitely a sebchal ft Lewis jewel.

- e forse il mare è dentro di lui by DuquesaDeMiel (T)

One of the most well thought plots I got to read, where Pierre is a scientist and Charles is a lifeguard and the sea is.... well, the sea conects them and It’s all I can say without spoiling because I really want people to read this. It’s wonderful.

- First Love/Late Spring by blackest_eyes (Explicit)

Or my favorite Piarles fic of the 2022. It’s sweet, sexy, sad, and all the good S in there ;) (sorry for the bad pun). I love the nostalgia and how you can reflect on the characters’ feelings, fears and decisions. An emotional story with a hopeful ending that will leave you smiling for days.

- we do not perish. by Laeana (T)

Or the fic where Pierre and Charles live and die again and again untill they get their happy ending. There’s a lot to outstand in this fic; the originality of the idea, the narration, how it comes and goes in time, how sentimental it gets... It’s beautiful not just the plot but the whole aesthetic you get from it.

- it's better than regretting by FunkyinFishnet (M)

Or Lando and Charles get drunk and married in Vegas. Charles panics about it but everyone reassures him so he doesn’t fuck it up. Everyone in this fic has a role, and no detail is left hanging. I love that it shows the path of someone realizing that even when things look bad, there’s always something good in it and you have to make the most of it. My favorite Charlando fic so far.

This is it! Of course that if you’ve read these already and you’re looking for something new, you can go and check my stuff :)

Happy Holidays, Julie.

[maotherobot]

I've been doing these in batches to catch up and then completely forgetting to post them. Lmao

I would give descriptions to each of these mythological creatures, but godamn I do not have enough time if I want to post all of these AND go to bed, so if there's any you're particularly curious about just comment or rb asking about it and I'll go into detail.

[rezcowgirl]

I have to write this out. This was one of the most terrifying and hilarious experiences of my life.

I spent Saturday with Aries and my best friend Ali. We went swimming, and afterward, Ali wanted to go for boba and Geocaching. I was up for boba, obviously, but I have never Geocached and I wasn't about to start. But Aries had an old account and wanted to, so it was two against one.

I lost.

Icy bobas in hand, we set out. We all had wet hair and we were not dressed to be out at sunset. Light was fading, so we only had time to do two or three depending on how long it took them to find the caches.

We did two with no upset. Aries and Ali dutifully wrote their names on the little slips of paper and deposited them back into their hiding places and I shivered and tried not to grumble.

We pull up on the third and final one, and it was in this weird industrial park with a dirty river running through it. The hint directed us to this especially unkempt area. It was completely overgrown and there was some abandoned broken junk strewn about, too.

The first Thing was our whole body situation:

We had just polished off iced beverages. We all had wet hair. We had no coats. We were all wearing sandals. Aries had flip-flops, Ali had strappy sandals, and I have these Doc Marten mary-janes that are technically sandals, but I wear them with socks. Aries was in shorts, Ali in a dress, and I was in pants. I was the closest to being hiking-ready.

The second Thing was the details of the landscape:

The place was basically a blackberry bramble with giant prickly thistles everywhere for good measure.

A fun conversation that went: "Huh, I wonder if that's giant hogweed??" "Let's not find out" was had

Also: "Ha ha, the ground is really spongy and unstable."

Reminder: NONE of us were dressed for this kind of treachery.

Third Thing was...the thing?:

"So...that disturbed, mulchy bit of ground is in the shape of a human body?"

It was. It was a raised, disturbed area covered in debris, and it was shaped like a goddamned human body.

However, it didn't smell, so, um, we assume it wasn't.

There is a white pipe we could see a ways in. Because I am the only one remotely close to being able to trudge through to this stupid, wretched pipe sticking out of the ground that we were assuming the cache was hidden in, I carefully push past Ali and tell Aries to stay fucking put.

He did not. He comes up behind us, and we are all standing in a line looking over, getting ready for me to walk across to the spooky white pipe in a godamned mushy, prickly no-mans-land. For a game I don't even play.

But.

We all look down at the same time because we see movement.

And there are fucking WASPS coming up from below the ground, directly between Ali's feet.

Obviously, we screech and fucking stampede out of there, thistles and blackberry thorns forgotten.

When we got back to the car, we were hysterical. We were laughing, but only because no one got stung. It was dusk, so the wasps were slow moving. I think that is the only thing that saved us.

Aries and Ali click to "leave a note for the owner" in the Geocache app.

Ali: Did not find.

Aries: Prickly, ground bees, possible dead body.

I GET TO PICK THE NEXT ACTIVITY.

[son1c]

That last Infinite art you made is making me going insane

Gotta love every godamn detail in it

thank u <333

[redtippedfox]

We don’t talk about this much but the Miraculous power ups are so godamn pretty, like Ice, Water? the small detail from scales to snowflake pattern? Cosmo Bugs stars on her suit? Astrocats wings? There is so much beautiful detail in these designs. I can’t wait to give my hand at trying to draw them