#but god forbid they fuck fr

[starlooove]

Dickjoey and vicjoey like they’re literally soulmates they def happened maybe they’re not together now but when it was there it was THERE!!

[zeb-z]

Bad coming in to snoop around Red’s chests, finding where they have their enchanting set up and the chest with their best enchants, and going “oh :( looks like they’ve already moved” is hysterical actually

[frociaggine]

👀do u have any f1 fic recs 🙈

I obviously do, ty very much for asking. I actually made a rec list just yesterday for a friend with no specific preferences, so enjoy a variety of ratings / pairings / etc — Here u go! I reserve the right to add more to it as I keep digging into the kinkmeme rabbit hole. Make sure you're logged in because most of it is archive-locked as god intended

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

ik realistically i never got a lot of love for jensen and bryce bc oh my god a queer pairing of color?????? fucking tragic i know but also i like to pretend its just bc they are too complex for the mere cishet choices player to understand 😌 

[autistic-katara]

tragedy: mutual who used to have the best opinions’s political views have started descending into kinda fucked up territory

[runandhideguys]

a lot of people really don't get how much masculine and butch women are hated by society

[s4ray]

“ I will protect you. ” - I'd never lie to you I'd kill yiling patriarch again for you🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 so this is from mr righteous xxc

 there were way too many metaphors to be mentioned about this . a lamb offering the wolf security , a man with his head inside a lion's mouth and whispering he'll protect the lion while his neck bleeds . xue yang can't settle for any , he chooses to create something worse than a hostile lion in his head and simply , call it xue yang . he wants to laugh at xingchen until his lungs ache , wants to break his pretty jaw , and all he can do it sit behind the campfire and stare at xingchen's sickly sweet smile like he's been punched in the gut .

 it seems to him , the pale cultivator had found the strategy with which he could defeat something terrible like a lion . he seems to have come to conclusion that tenderness was a greater weapon than his sword , and it was — it leaves xue yang speechless .

 he mentioned a man from his past just once during the dinner , because the brat was whining about a guy who got touchy with her and she had to run before taking all his money . ‘ you're nothing special , brat , we all went through that . so shut up and eat your rabbit meat . ‘ and if a-qing is really blind , she couldn't aim for his wounded knee that precisely and hit him so hard . his knee still throbbed , xingchen hasn't let go of the little story he told to scare a-qing . whether it was the truth or him bragging about his clever ways of getting rid of touchy men , it didn't matter , what mattered was that it horrified the kid . he didn't want to worry xingchen , he genuinely didn't . ❛ . . . daozhang . you always remember everything . ah . ❜   with an annoyed huff and roll of his eyes , xue yang leaned back against the board . toying with the stick he used to eat his meat with , and keeping his gaze low even though xingchen wasn't able to see how ashamed he was . ❛ i don't need protection . i need your piece of meat . i need energy to get better yeah ? are you going to let me starve to death ? huh , daozhang ? give me your food , i will tell you a better story if you do . ❜  while he rambles , he's crawling closer to the older man . sitting beside him on the step , nudging his thinner arm with his , a little harshly to make him sway . playfulness swimming in dark eyes , eagerly smirking , waiting for xingchen's kindness again . ❛ do you like snakes ? hm ? i'm going to tell you a story about snakes . ❜

[todayisafridaynight]

stream tomorrow. ~3pm est. this fuckin site. if i dont get hit by a car by then.

[snooblydoot]

The official cof discord server could see amazing gen amazing art but ban u when they see sum even the slightest bit gay

[emordnilap-fr]

one thing about me is i can use something that's terrible and broken and make it my bitch but then you give me something better and i absolutely cannot use that thing. i will suck so bad and can't learn it. where'my janky-ass broken thing, give it back. i'm the definition of that xkcd "every update ruins someone's workflow" comic

[hobimo]

hmmm. don’t like that

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

jensen and his lack of spatial awareness <3

[pocket-mobster]

tried to make my username haterwave on the pokemon forums and it got rejected. just another 1984 day in slappy byron's unova or whatever

[navramanan]

Very much regretting not doing anything on the weekend

[raytoromoans]

all of these "pictures" of "gerard" being posted and its like a single pixel from 250 yards away of someone w a bob cut and a mask on. ill believe it when frank (known sentimental bastard) posts a selfie w them

[moonfurthetemmie]

maybe if someone commissioned me in Monopoly money to draw my beloveds from my head I could do it

this is a joke btw. if anyone tries to commission my blorbos right now I’m going to acquire all the anxiety all at once and implode