#but give him some time

[dirtytransmasc]

continuing my "what if Blonde Peter never died" bs, cause I can.

I can't get the idea out of my head of Peter having a kid, cause Miles made him want to have a kid, plus him and MJ wanted kids to begin with, he was just the final push.

like, Peter having the "you know this kid will never, ever, replace you right?" talk

slipping him ultrasound photos and miles keeping them close cause that's basically his little sister

Miles helping paint the nursery, making a big mural.

Miles being the good kid he is and helping MJ throughout her pregnancy, like bringing her food from his mom, helping her clean, going out late at night to pick up her pregnancy cravings, etc.

the babies middle name being inspired by miles and/or Miles helping out pick a name

he totally assured Peter he was gonna be a great dad, cause the man was worried. he also offered to take up being spiderman, so he could retire (Peter vetoed that, hard, sorta. they and a long talk and came to a bit of a compromise)

Miles is their god father.

Miles being the first person to hold them, and being so bad at it and really nervous and looking to peter and MJ cause he's worried about hurting them, and peter just laughing before helping him out a little.

they taunt him with the photos from that day cause the pure terror on his face is priceless

he falls in love with the kid though, fast and hard, and it gets to the point where he won't put them down. he's always around when he's not in school, watching the kid

he calls her his little sibling, she calls him bubba

one time Peter and MJ went out for date night, and left the baby with Miles. when they came home they found them asleep in their crib and miles asleep sitting against it, holding their little hand through the bars. Peter cried.

he teaches the baby Spanish (tries to at least), and sings them the lullabies his mom sang him as a kid.

Miles doesn't have the baby touch per say, but he does with Peter's kid. he can get them to stop crying in a matter of seconds with a single funny face. he picks them up and rocks them for a few minutes and they're fast asleep. they'll eat anything he offers them, even if they've been throwing a good fit all afternoon.

gets them little baby Jordans

will converse in baby talk/gibberish

cries over every little milestone

Should I make more content about this AU?

[egophiliac]

since Eng is getting 7.5 soon(?), I felt motivated to go back to my Meleanor rig and make her a couple of lesson animations! ...except for alchemy, because the cauldron bubbles proved too hard to photoshop around, whoops.

maybe she just got lost on her way to the classroom...?

(credit: backgrounds are from the game, I just put her on top of 'em)

(aside from the backgrounds, this is not an edit, I drew her from scratch! please do not tag or treat as an edit!)

[batsyheere]

Forget Bruce Wayne. Give me Jim Gordon, the nosy neighbour who likes to make sure new-to-town Danny Nightingale is looking after himself, who enjoys inviting the 'kid' over to enjoy a meal while he goes on about his own daughter or gets Danny to open up about his life.

Give me Danny, oddly charmed and highly protective of this paternal figure who isn't actively trying to adopt him. Who likes to check in and make sure the man is actually resting when he gets injured on the job. Who, after many trials and errors, manages to cook a meal and bring it over instead of ordering takeout. Who has someone actively listening to him even if they don't actually understand every word out of Danny's mouth.

And everytime a Bat tries to come around Jim Gordon is on the roof with a broom, waving them off because this is his kid, Bruce! He called dibs!

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

[egberts]

the flaming skull might be mad at YOU but he's madly in love with me

[beastlyidiocy]

my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Not beating the allegations.

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[rika-mortis]

Headcanon: Deep down they both want to be their fairy godparent/godkid again after losing them, but don't believe they deserve each other and feel like they aren't worthy to be their companion anymore

They both need counseling and therapy as a whole package

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[fauvester]

something something seeing things through different eyes

[underswapped3]

the beauty and the dumbass

- @thedoggoboi

[egophiliac]

was this anyone else's first thought, or

[headcanonsandmore]

Sauron: Aha, who is now in possession of the One Ring? A common soldier? Perfect; they will be tempted by dreams of conquest, wealth and power! But... wait, what is happening? Why is the tempation not affecting them? What sort of lowly human could possibly resist my power?

Sam Vimes, chucking the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom before striding off to get home before 6pm: Bloody stupid piece of jewelery-

[emacrow]

Alfred's day off came as he went for a visit that cause suspicious in the batfam.

Alfred was looking rather energetic and enthusiastic as he was fixing himself up in the mirror, cleaning any lint and dust on his casual clothes.

The batfam has been noticing he is getting more excited that he even made everyone's favorite lunch in record time as today was one of alfred rarest day off.

Tim on the other hand is thinking that alfred might be dating someone, because he saw alfred bring light blue letters that had a soft jasmine smell.

Bruce believes Tim finally lost his marble because when does alfred had the time to date around.?

Until Dick mentioned that even old people get lonely and tend to matchmake in the form of letters like the good old days..

Which right now the batfam and Bruce leading them are currently spying on Alfred far enough where they think he wouldn't noticed them stalk- observating him.

Alfred was picking up a couple of presents, one that had plants, another had old Techno theme, one with birds, a fire theme one and a space theme present that he loaded his car with along with a stuffie bear.

Steph thinks that he could be visiting relatives at that point..?

While Bruce was remaining quiet with a calculating glint in his eyes.

They follow alfred all the ways to the one of the barely remaining clean parks, where a another young man sat with a orange hair little girl in a light greenish blue dress, a sleeping baby girl in a bassinet on a picnic blanket with a purple clock theme pattern, as he watches 4 toddlers playing and squealing around a oddly colored puppy.

Two toddlers look like a bait-adoptable bait even if both has stripes of white in their hair and one had red eyes, one toddler had blonde hair with the tips being black with purple eyes and a lightest greenish skin tone, and the remaining toddler was Egyptian African American looking with how he playing with a odd toy phone that look Egyptian theme before being dragged along to play by the green dog snatching his toy phone.

Alfred brought the presents along sitting down with the now seemingly much older man..

Jason seemed to noticed that nobody else is noticing that that guy holding the clock like staff is literally shifting from young, to adolescent, to young adult, and elderly man beside himself when he voiced his concerns.

They weren't close enough to hear what the two were saying, but the little girl with the orange hair was speaking mostly before looking up with tearful green teal eyes at alfred who went to comfort the girl.

[lemongogo]

env practice ft the reunion scene