#but fuuuuuuuuuck that guy

[gommyworm]

:^[

[ghostzzy]

oh good. i just puked my brains up.

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Well of course, if someone doesn't have documentation from the state we just let them die and drown and starve and freeze on the mountain because they sure don't deserve disaster relief!" - signed, the pro-human dignity and anti-environmental racism party

[jessythebunny]

💖I wanna be your lover~💖

Just a small video I made about the jealousy between Jonathan and Saiko😌✨

Also I just realized that today is thanksgiving and I really forgot about it😭😭😭, so..

🍗°•Happy thanksgiving•°🍗

I guess...

[lwieserce]

wdym he needs those materials from aquatic animals..... don't piss me off

[annabelle-o-belmont]

Being a gm kinda sucks sometimes, cause like you get to embody different kinds of characters so you can go from like:

an old mouse with a thrown out back and his kindly old wife as they discipline their adoptive son

to

a single bat mum that feels like absolute shit because she’s raising 3 kids all by herself and is terrified of losing anyone else or feeling like a burden on her community.

to

a lizard father who doesn’t properly know how to express his emotions so sometimes he comes off a little distant but internally he cares so deeply for his son

to

a crow mum who immigrated and is new to this community because she wanted to give her child a life free from food scarcity and toxicity and wants nothing more than to blend in and be helpful.

all this to say, i am indeed crying, gming is hard and no one should ever do it (/j)

[punkitt-is-here]

i find it really funny that im a girl now but whenever im into a guy i still think "fuuuuuuuuuck dude im fucking gayyyyyyyyyyyy" internally. like actually that's the completely expected response. not gay at all. or so i thought. as it turns out its still gay as fuck to be into dudes as a transgender woman

[ab-horror]

ugh

[mzcain27]

Somebody should take my phone I’m gonna be nasty

[elizart5]

Going to court… Yay

Adam: wait, you never got to meet the Seraphims?

Lute: Nope, I wasn’t here long enough

Adam: you’re a lucky Bitch, the head Seraphim sucks ass

Lilith: The trial shall begin

Adam: FUUUUUUUUUCK…. My ex wife…

Lute: were you married to the head Seraphim?

Adam: no

Lute: is that the head?

Adam: no

Lute: Her?

Adam: nope

Lute: Her?

Adam: Just shut up and wait!

*Lucifer Enters*

Lucifer: And I felt bad because I put my foot down

Lucifer: I said “NO”, like a good dad

Lute: who is this? Can we get this guy out of here so we can start?

Adam: SHHHHH! Shut up and show some respect for the Bitch!

Lucifer: …

Lucifer: Adam…. And your girlfriend… yay…

[sturnioloslut1]

Teacher- Chris sturniolo

Summary- Chris was your teacher for science he asked you to stay back,you were confused at first.

Warnings- Smut,dom!chris,sub!reader,pussing eating,no protection, pull out.

You’re making your way to the lesson you hate most,science. You walk into your classroom and see Mr Sturniolo, “Hey Mr sturniolo” you say smiling at him as you enter the classroom. “Hello class how are we all today?” he says looking around the room at the students, “omg he’s so hot” I whisper to my friend, she looks at me and nods. “Okay what’s the scientific symbol of iron?” Mr Sturniolo says, I put my hand up “yes y/n” he says looking at me. “Fe” I say looking at him. “Yes correct well done” Science is nearly over,your been in this lesson for nearly an hour, you guys pack up and wait for the bell. “Y/n can you stay behind I need to chat with you” Mr Sturniolo says, “yeah,sure is everything okay?” I ask him putting my bag over my shoulder. “Off you go class” Mr Sturniolo dismisses the class. He walks over to me and puts his hands on the table and leans closer to me, “you can call me Chris” he says with a smirk, “u-that’s disrespectful yk?” I say stuttering. “No it’s not, for you it’s not” he says smirking and chuckling, “o-okay” I say placing my bag down. “What’s up Chris?” I say walking over to him, “y-you just look so hot today” he says picking me up and placing me on the desk. “W-wha” i get cut off, “shhh,just let me take care of you baby” he says placing a finger over my lips. He lifts my skirt up,revealing my wet panties. “Fuck,I knew you were into all along” he says licking his lips. “Chris, please” I say throwing my head back. And with that he pulls my panties to the side and he dives straight in, shaking his head side to side. “Fuck” I whimper, Chris then places his tongue in one spot and works his tongue in that one spot, I throw my head back again grabbing a fistful of his hair and pulling it. He moans as I do that, Chris’s eyes roll back as I pull his hair a lot harder causing shivers to go down his spine. I gasp as I’m close, “f-fuck,I’m close” I say moaning squeezing my eyes shut and biting my lip while grinding on his face. “Fuck, s-shit” I say my legs shaking. Chris licks every last drop and stands up he undoes his belt and his button- up long sleeve top. His dick springs out of his boxers, fuck he was huuuuuge. He aligns himself with my entrance and without eating his pushes into me. He moans and throws his head back while pushing into me, “fuck” he says catching his breath, “so fucking tight” he says through gritted teeth, he starts off slow then picks up the pace, he grabs my jaw and kisses me. His thrusts get faster,making me grab the table making me moan. “Oh fuck” I say through pants. He looks at me his mouth open,his hair sticking to his forehead, sweat dripping from every inch of his body. I’ve never seen him hotter in my life. “Fuck, I’m gonna cum” Chris says looking at me his mouth open as he smirks. “F-fuck” I say cumming on his dick my legs shaking once again. “O-oh fuuuuuuuuuck” Chris says as he pulls out and cums on my chest. “You can’t tell anyone about this alright” Chris says looking at me, “yes sir” I say nodding putting my panties back on and he puts his shirt and pants back on. “See you about” I say smirking as a give me a kiss, “yeah,you definitely won’t hate this lesson now” he says chuckling. “Oh for sure I won’t” I say picking up my bag and walking out like nothing happened.

AHHHH I personally think I ate.

[octuscle]

Lord, all I want is to turn my roommate into a hot biker my age, around 18/20 years old…. My current roommate is just a nerd, showers everyday, and is too clean. I want a goofy, dumb biker boy roommate please!

Your roommate really is a pain in the ass. He's constantly lecturing you about some astronomy shit that you're really not interested in. He plays video chess with some friends who live in the middle of nowhere and talks to them in Klingon. Everything about him annoys you. The noises he makes when he breathes. The way he brushes his teeth. His quirk of always wearing funny colored socks. Yes, he's probably a genius. He's only 16, has no hair on his sack yet, but is already a sophomore in college. But that doesn't change anything. He's unbearable!

The first thing you notice is his language… His nasal British English becomes harsher, his language simpler and simpler. And you could swear there's an accent mixed in… Something funny. Russian? He's probably learning a new language in his spare time now. You could puke!

"Sup, comrade?" he greets you as he arrives home very late by his standards. You look at him questioningly. "Hey man, I come driving school. You always say that you're half man without driver's license." You never said that. You didn't even know he didn't have a driver's license. You smile painfully. And go back to your Playstation. Your flatmate lies on the bed with his shoes on and reads a car magazine that he has obviously picked up at driving school. Boy, he's really off the wall today.

You are woken up the next morning by your flatmate. He comes in the door in a sweat. "That was good training. You have come with me tomorrow" he grunts. Damn, the Slavic accent seems natural and not at all fake. Maybe it's always been his language and the British accent was artificial… Your flatmate sprays a little Axe under his arms, gets dressed and disappears. "Driving school" he mumbles on the way out. What he does, he does consistently. But it's never happened that he leaves without making his bed and tidying his gym clothes. Okay, he's never been to the gym before.

When he comes home in the evening, he's talking loudly on the phone. I have no idea what language that is… Russian? Could also be Bulgarian, Serbian or something else. In any case, his squeaky voice has given way to a pretty impressive barition. Without greeting you, he throws his heavy leather jacket and helmet on the bed and goes into the bathroom, continuing to talk on the phone. His baritone gives way to a groan, followed by a loud "Fuuuuuuuuuck". He comes out of the bathroom grinning, stows his cock away and asks if you've cum today. Otherwise he would suck you off. You decline with thanks. And regret it just a few minutes later.

It's 06:00 when your roommate's alarm clock rings. Has he been sleeping naked? In any case, he goes to the bathroom naked. A few minutes later you hear him wanking again. You don't hear him showering. But when you see him coming out of the bathroom, still naked, you see his semi-hard cock. And it's impressive. Maybe you should ask him today if you can suck him off. You ask why he's up so early. He answers. "I got new job. And I want pump first. Will come with me?" "Maybe tomorrow," you reply and close your eyes again. Half asleep, you notice your flatmate putting on a boiler suit and heavy work boots. A leather jacket on top. He picks up his rucksack and helmet and noisily leaves your room.

The guy who comes into your room in the evening is not your flatmate. At least not at first glance. He notices your questioning look. "I cut hair. More handy with helmet. Like it?" He kneads his impressive bulge. He smells of sweat, leather and engine oil. You get a hard-on and fall to your knees.

Your flatmate is actually more of a lone Slavic wolf. He doesn't make a big deal out of it. He loves his bike, he loves his job as a mechanic and he loves pumping iron. Pretty much in that order. But sometimes he needs a pillion. Someone to suck his cheesy uncut cock. And you love that job.

Slika pronađena @zakucavanje

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

https://x.com/HannaBarberaCap/status/1827781603818356949

Fuuuuuuuuuck this guy!

“I never saw them as racial” yeah that’s because you were young and hadn’t become racist yet. Then you grew up, became racist, and when faced with the contradiction of your beloved childhood characters not living up to your new personality where every person of color was an invasion, immediately started grasping at straws to explain why it’s okay for these brown characters to exist but not the new ones.

[termagax]

spiritually i am a meathead 12 year old like at least 70% of my interests are just me looking at guys punching each other and going fuuuuuuuuuck. thats badass.

[wiihtigo]

CASEY NATION RISE 7, 9, 17, 20, 23, 25

ask game

7. What’s one way your OC has changed since you first came up with them?

i used to think that she didnt care much about the art of actually acting and cinema and stuff and for her it was more about just being famous and it didnt matter how. i think that was partially because although i knew i wanted her to lust for fame and money the acting dream was kind of just randomly decided on. i thought i could easily swap it out with modelling or singing or something and it wouldnt make much difference. but the more time ive spent with casey, the more i see her as a true lover of movies and art....which i think leads in well to her endgame job being a script editor rather than an actor. her true talents lie behind the screen even if she herself doesnt see it...

9. Do you have a specific lyric or quote which you associate with your OC?

whats a girl to do - cristina

a post canon (after nell dies) caseys life anthem:)

17. What is the worst thing you have put your OC through story-wise?

well i was going to blame it entirely on you that nell dies and i had no say in that but i suppose i did come up with her emotional reaction to that myself, which causes me a lot of slow damage pain. SO I GUESS THAT..the fact she pushes michelle away after it happens is really depressing to me because thats literally her only friend left and only possible pillar of support, but she pushes her away because she hates everything and shes mad shes not nell and shes mad at her family and wants to explode. I think she'd be marginally less suicidal if she stayed friends with her.....

I guess also pulling from alternate realities the one where she dies is pretty fucked up. and very painful. and nell doesnt even make it to her to cradle her in her arms. SAD

20. Does your OC have a tendency to get jealous? If so, how does this manifest?

yyessss. at least when he and nell start getting lowkey. no. highkey #serious. early in their setup he wouldnt gaf if nell was married to a businesswoman in russia.but when they start ummmm [redacted] then hes like waittt. lol waittttttt lol wait. lol. WAITTT. gets a little annoyed when theyre at the doom patrol warehouse party and jayna from the wonder twins tries to get ladybugs number. THATS MY BODYGUARD..GET YOUR OWN. it manifests in that he'll get clingy to nell and mean and passive aggressive (or just aggressive) towards the person pissing him off. will be petty and spiteful (sees some poor scared nervous young lesbian trying to say hi to nell so he slides in and nuzzles up to her shoulder in public to let that sstupid kid know to go away)

idk why he does this. if you asked him if he liked nell he would say And what has she done to MAKE me like her

23. What emotion is the hardest for your OC to process? How about express?

lol GRIEF. little casey has never experienced a death before nell! not even a pet death. she has no idea how to process those feelings or cope with them in the slightest. she goes like catatonic immediately after the fact bcuz shes so completely shocked and wasnt prepared for it at all (lowkey thought ladybug was too awesomeand strong to ever get got. stupidd)

on the complete flip side, also .....l-l-l-l-l-l-l--l-l-l-l-l-l...LOVE. or at least feeling a smidge of serious romantic attraction to someone. in canon end she never gets to deal with that bcuz she only realizes it after nell died and then promptly buried everything related to nell deep inside a hole. but in nyc nell simply has an epic near death experience where hes hospitalized and thats when casey is like fuuuuuuuuuck that scared me. DO I LIKE HER? she acts a bit pathetic and tsundere abt it which is endearing to me personally. maybe scares nell a bit. its cute to me though <3

25. What is your favorite thing about your OC?

shes not a good person </3 shes selfish and mean and doesnt care about other people </3 bent on revenge and hating </3 genuinely not a good guy </3 i love everything negative about casey the most

i also think secretary characters are sexy.

[coolsosha]

Sosha VS Devildom/level 1

ⓘThis text was made only for fun and not intended to offend anyone other than fictional characters. Main character of this post, «Sosha» , is also a fictional character, the only thing he share with soshaaaa is name. Everything everyone says is made up by soshaaaa's mind.ⓘ

Symbols count: 7500±

Warnings: curse words, fictional characters insult other fictional characters, Sosha's humour.

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Do you believe in Hell? No, you answer doesn't matter. Hell exist, and it's a lot different from how humans think it is. But let's keep it slow..

Its currently 21XX year. Humanity is enjoying it's life with various technologies like holograms or levitating cars. All those things already became like a norm, but the thing that doesn't...

With each year the more people say that they saw something.. magical? A lot of them are talking about some «demons». Someone thinks that they are «evil and awful» but some even say «beautiful and kind», yet no one seems to know the truth.. until...

Somewhere deep into the ground, maybe even deeper than the universe itself, in big, dark and court-like room.. strange glowing sigil appeared on the wooden floor. And at the same second, someone appeared and sigil stopped it's glow and slowly disappeared.

-AW AW AW AW AW FUUUUUUUUUCK WHY- WHA- WHOOWOWOWOOOoooooo

Visitor seemed like they are also shocked by their sudden..teleportation. They slowly got on their feet and began to intensively examine their surroundings until they were interrupted by loud and powerful voice.

-Ah, here is Sosha! Welcome to the Devildom! I am Diavolo and as a-

-VDJQIDKKA I didn't notice you man, ya scared me.

«Sosha» quickly turned towards the voice and pointedly put their hand to their chin, as if they were trying to show that they were actively listening to monologue of «Diavolo».

Diavolo were sitting at the giant and high table in front of a window. Because of table or room size, or maybe even something else, it seemed like Sosha was in a court, where next to Diavolo, there were also 8 another people sitting at giant table.

-Khm, As a king of Devildom(wa, king?), i can say that i am very pleased that you decided to agree on exchange program as a Human world exchange student, Sosha-

-What is ekschange program? Yall will exchange my soul for something cool?

-Haha, no, that's not like that(aw sad) actually..

Based on King's words, this person is Sosha, and he is new Human World student, who sighed the letter and agreed to complete one school year in Royal Academy of Diavolo(aka.RAD). For some reason, demon king wants to build connections with other words. But seems that Sosha doesn't like this idea as much as Dia is.

-Sooo, u are trying to commit friendship with everyone? That's kinda weird. Fella hoomans don't even know about ur existence.

-Well, ha-

-And won't Hooman Police start seeking me after i so suddenly evapu- evapera- evaaporated evaporation evaa- U get it i forgot the word.

-Haha! You are straightforward, and pretty clever(Sosha big brain)! Having you as exchange student wasn-

-Blah-Blah-Blah, Come on, redhead, give me normal explanation! I can't even get what ya saying if ya talking so long and pointless!

People on the table seems to like Sosha, however Black-haired person next to King weren't so happy with his behaviour..

-Ah, i think my dear friend Lucifer will explain it better. Sosha, this is Lucifer, Avatar of Pride.

-Which one?

-Its very nic- Me, i am Lucifer

-Aah, old one, got it!

Lucifer definitely wasn't very happy with being called «old one». However, other people at the table seems to like it. They all giggled, but as Avatar of Pride's face turned more annoyed, they immediately shut up their laugh. Even King himself tried to contain his emotions, seems like old guy is the daddy of this room.

-This time I'll let it slide, but don't think that you are allowed to call me like that, Human.

-Okey-dokie Old man

-Thank Diavolo that I can't punish you right now..

-Thanks, RedheadBigGuyAkaReverseJesus!

He looked at Diavolo. Seems not only Luci has nickname now.

-Haha, you welcome

-...*sigh* Lord Diavolo, why couldn't you choose someone.... less problematic?

Something tells me that Pride demon and Sosha wouldn't become friends in next... 70000 years.. Old man looked tired earlier, like if he was a single mother of 6, but now, it seems like poor guy have 7th kid now.

-Hmm, Lucifer, can i take it from now?

Person from the table seems to notice how annoyed Black-Haired demon is. Old Man looked at them and nodded. Person left the table and approached Sosha.

-Hello, i am Yuki, but everyone call me MC. You can also too!

Yuki, or «MC» looked different from another people on the table. They seemed so pure and innocent, like some sheep. They had almost white skin, a lot of fluffy pink-purple hair and were a little bit chubby. They tried to be friendly and extended their hand to Sosha, yet he decided to reject it.

-Why you look like a foot mat

-...What?

-What?

-Anyway, i will be keeping an eye on you now. If you will have any questions, you can ask me! And i will escort you to Purgatory Hall when we will end our.. introduction part.

-So u are my nanny now? Am i now being watched by a giant plush toy?

-You can say it like that..

-HEY BIG GUY, can i get another one? This one looks annoying and her... his.. theirs...

Sosha turned to Lord Diavolo, but looked at MC and asked them one very important question...

-Ar u Male? Female? Both? Neither? In between? Lobster? I will offend you soon, but i wanna do it right

-Umm.. In between i gues- Just use They/Them.

Sosha is talking to Diavolo again.

-Okaaaaay. REVERSE JESUS, can i get another one? This one looks annoying and their hair looks like cotton candy and i wanna eat it tho it would taste like shit probably!!!

Big guy decided to ignore that. MC grabbed some papers from big table and started reading something out loud. Something about exchange program details, but Sosha wasn't interested in all that.

-Blah blah blah, Cmoon do something, I don't care about details! I just got into hell and i will have to stand over here 300 years instead of swimming in lava and being eaten? Nu-huh, so stop with all those stuffy stuff and do something interesting!

-But you were the one wondering about details few minutes later..

-Yeah, but i just wanted to annoy ya, so that doesn't count, big guy!

MC were visibly annoyed, but they folded papers 2 times and put into their bag, hoping that Sosha will read that later. Other people on the table seemed pretty bored and were staring at new human as if he were the most interesting object in the room, they were surrounded with books and paperwork, like if they were doing homework that they doesn't want to.

Most of them was sitting at the phone, one was looking at mirror, another tried to quietly eat some snack, and other was sleeping. Since Diavolo, Luci and MC were busy with Sosha, these poor fellas could do whatever they wanted while the big shots weren't looking. But seemed that their time has come..

-So these are 7 rulers of hell and- (Blah blah blah!). Long story short, they are 7 sins and you need to remember their names.

-Yes thats better talk like that forever please

MC took deep breath and started introducing Seven rulers of hell.

-This one is Mammon, second born Avatar of Greed. He is the mo-

-Why ya dressed like some Jojo character bro, you look like you are, like, 15 or smth.

-What did ya said just now, human?!

-na, na, nothing, milk chocolate.

-Khm... This is Leviathan, third born Avatar of Envy...

-I bet my ass that you haven't touched a woman in last 340 years EXCLUDING THIS PINK FOOT MAT OVER HERE.

-H-hey actually i- (shut up, only i can place bets in here)...

-Satan, fourth born, Avatar of Wrath..

-Haha NEEEERD-(Shut it or i will break your skull) ok no problems don't punch me pleeeeeeease

-Asmodeus, fifth born, Avatar of Lus-

-Ooooh, cute uwu femboy, can i have ur number? *wink* ;³

-Hmm? Who is talking? Sorry hun, im way too stunning for paying attention to some bold and rude motherfucker who have so shame to say such awful things about other ones~*wink*♡

-i were overplayed by the only cool guy in this room, nooo...

-Beelzebub and Belphegor, sixth and seventh borns, Avatar of Gluttony and Avatar of Sloth.

-insult yourself without me, I'm sad

-rude.. (ignore him, Beel)

But After few moments Sosha were in his average not-sad state and MC proceed to tell some more details, while Sosha definitely wasn't paying attention.

ⓘSosha will be exchange student for next 1 year and will live in Purgatory Hall with Celestial realm students. MC will be his Soshasitter and will have to look after him. Sosha will be getting some Grimm for good grades and can buy stuff for it. Explanation parts like this one will be appearing to give you proper explanation for various things. ⓘ

-AwAwAwAwAwAw!

-I think.. its time to get Sosha to Purgatory Hall, So we can continue our meeting.

-Ok, Diavolo, i will get him.

-where where where are we goinnnnng?

MC grabbed Sosha's hand and went with him somewhere. People on table were annoyed by human, but they seemed kinda sad that he's gone. After all, now they will have to continue their work, and that's very upsetting.

Sheep-like person and Purple-haired human walked in big and pretty corridor, that was leading them somewhere.

Corridor was pretty long, but beautiful, stained glass windows had images of demons on it. Diavolo, some fight scene.. and MC?? What they could even do to get their own image?

-Are u some sorta popularity, sheep thing?

-Maybe.

Seems like thay are not a fan of empty talks. Silently they continued escorting Sosha somewhere, while he was looking at building's design.

As Sosha heard, he were in RAD's consul room, so, now he is walking in academy? Seems pretty fashionable.

-Sooooooo, i must learn here for year? For free?

-Thats what i tried to tell you.. You will be getting some pocket money for your grades an-

-Ah cool!

-Why you want me to talk if you are always interrupting me?

Even when they are annoyed, their voice feels friendly and kind. While Sosha seems so annoying even while he is quiet.

Slowly, these two are getting to an exit.

What will they find outside, or, most importantly, will Sosha become hated by whole Devildom and will demons hold themselves and won't destroy Sosha until the end of year?

You will never find out! Or you will...

If this post will get likes, maybe Sosha will continue writing!♡