#but fuuuuuuuuuck that guy

[gommyworm]

:^[

[lwieserce]

wdym he needs those materials from aquatic animals..... don't piss me off

[annabelle-o-belmont]

Being a gm kinda sucks sometimes, cause like you get to embody different kinds of characters so you can go from like:

an old mouse with a thrown out back and his kindly old wife as they discipline their adoptive son

to

a single bat mum that feels like absolute shit because she’s raising 3 kids all by herself and is terrified of losing anyone else or feeling like a burden on her community.

to

a lizard father who doesn’t properly know how to express his emotions so sometimes he comes off a little distant but internally he cares so deeply for his son

to

a crow mum who immigrated and is new to this community because she wanted to give her child a life free from food scarcity and toxicity and wants nothing more than to blend in and be helpful.

all this to say, i am indeed crying, gming is hard and no one should ever do it (/j)

[trashbaget]

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[boffinsandbeasties]

lmao my NY replacement just quit via TEXT what is my life about to look like

[punkitt-is-here]

i find it really funny that im a girl now but whenever im into a guy i still think "fuuuuuuuuuck dude im fucking gayyyyyyyyyyyy" internally. like actually that's the completely expected response. not gay at all. or so i thought. as it turns out its still gay as fuck to be into dudes as a transgender woman

[yo9urt]

today i return to the sea

[elizart5]

Going to court… Yay

Adam: wait, you never got to meet the Seraphims?

Lute: Nope, I wasn’t here long enough

Adam: you’re a lucky Bitch, the head Seraphim sucks ass

Lilith: The trial shall begin

Adam: FUUUUUUUUUCK…. My ex wife…

Lute: were you married to the head Seraphim?

Adam: no

Lute: is that the head?

Adam: no

Lute: Her?

Adam: nope

Lute: Her?

Adam: Just shut up and wait!

*Lucifer Enters*

Lucifer: And I felt bad because I put my foot down

Lucifer: I said “NO”, like a good dad

Lute: who is this? Can we get this guy out of here so we can start?

Adam: SHHHHH! Shut up and show some respect for the Bitch!

Lucifer: …

Lucifer: Adam…. And your girlfriend… yay…

[octuscle]

Lord, all I want is to turn my roommate into a hot biker my age, around 18/20 years old…. My current roommate is just a nerd, showers everyday, and is too clean. I want a goofy, dumb biker boy roommate please!

Your roommate really is a pain in the ass. He's constantly lecturing you about some astronomy shit that you're really not interested in. He plays video chess with some friends who live in the middle of nowhere and talks to them in Klingon. Everything about him annoys you. The noises he makes when he breathes. The way he brushes his teeth. His quirk of always wearing funny colored socks. Yes, he's probably a genius. He's only 16, has no hair on his sack yet, but is already a sophomore in college. But that doesn't change anything. He's unbearable!

The first thing you notice is his language… His nasal British English becomes harsher, his language simpler and simpler. And you could swear there's an accent mixed in… Something funny. Russian? He's probably learning a new language in his spare time now. You could puke!

"Sup, comrade?" he greets you as he arrives home very late by his standards. You look at him questioningly. "Hey man, I come driving school. You always say that you're half man without driver's license." You never said that. You didn't even know he didn't have a driver's license. You smile painfully. And go back to your Playstation. Your flatmate lies on the bed with his shoes on and reads a car magazine that he has obviously picked up at driving school. Boy, he's really off the wall today.

You are woken up the next morning by your flatmate. He comes in the door in a sweat. "That was good training. You have come with me tomorrow" he grunts. Damn, the Slavic accent seems natural and not at all fake. Maybe it's always been his language and the British accent was artificial… Your flatmate sprays a little Axe under his arms, gets dressed and disappears. "Driving school" he mumbles on the way out. What he does, he does consistently. But it's never happened that he leaves without making his bed and tidying his gym clothes. Okay, he's never been to the gym before.

When he comes home in the evening, he's talking loudly on the phone. I have no idea what language that is… Russian? Could also be Bulgarian, Serbian or something else. In any case, his squeaky voice has given way to a pretty impressive barition. Without greeting you, he throws his heavy leather jacket and helmet on the bed and goes into the bathroom, continuing to talk on the phone. His baritone gives way to a groan, followed by a loud "Fuuuuuuuuuck". He comes out of the bathroom grinning, stows his cock away and asks if you've cum today. Otherwise he would suck you off. You decline with thanks. And regret it just a few minutes later.

It's 06:00 when your roommate's alarm clock rings. Has he been sleeping naked? In any case, he goes to the bathroom naked. A few minutes later you hear him wanking again. You don't hear him showering. But when you see him coming out of the bathroom, still naked, you see his semi-hard cock. And it's impressive. Maybe you should ask him today if you can suck him off. You ask why he's up so early. He answers. "I got new job. And I want pump first. Will come with me?" "Maybe tomorrow," you reply and close your eyes again. Half asleep, you notice your flatmate putting on a boiler suit and heavy work boots. A leather jacket on top. He picks up his rucksack and helmet and noisily leaves your room.

The guy who comes into your room in the evening is not your flatmate. At least not at first glance. He notices your questioning look. "I cut hair. More handy with helmet. Like it?" He kneads his impressive bulge. He smells of sweat, leather and engine oil. You get a hard-on and fall to your knees.

Your flatmate is actually more of a lone Slavic wolf. He doesn't make a big deal out of it. He loves his bike, he loves his job as a mechanic and he loves pumping iron. Pretty much in that order. But sometimes he needs a pillion. Someone to suck his cheesy uncut cock. And you love that job.

Slika pronađena @zakucavanje

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

https://x.com/HannaBarberaCap/status/1827781603818356949

Fuuuuuuuuuck this guy!

“I never saw them as racial” yeah that’s because you were young and hadn’t become racist yet. Then you grew up, became racist, and when faced with the contradiction of your beloved childhood characters not living up to your new personality where every person of color was an invasion, immediately started grasping at straws to explain why it’s okay for these brown characters to exist but not the new ones.

[basementxdweller]

on one hand i hate being autistic but on the other hand fuuuuuuuuuck you guys i am making rainbow loom bracelets and sorting out my bands and having so much funsies fuuuuuuuuck you fuuuuuuck you all foreverrrrr

[wiihtigo]

CASEY NATION RISE 7, 9, 17, 20, 23, 25

ask game

7. What’s one way your OC has changed since you first came up with them?

i used to think that she didnt care much about the art of actually acting and cinema and stuff and for her it was more about just being famous and it didnt matter how. i think that was partially because although i knew i wanted her to lust for fame and money the acting dream was kind of just randomly decided on. i thought i could easily swap it out with modelling or singing or something and it wouldnt make much difference. but the more time ive spent with casey, the more i see her as a true lover of movies and art....which i think leads in well to her endgame job being a script editor rather than an actor. her true talents lie behind the screen even if she herself doesnt see it...

9. Do you have a specific lyric or quote which you associate with your OC?

whats a girl to do - cristina

a post canon (after nell dies) caseys life anthem:)

17. What is the worst thing you have put your OC through story-wise?

well i was going to blame it entirely on you that nell dies and i had no say in that but i suppose i did come up with her emotional reaction to that myself, which causes me a lot of slow damage pain. SO I GUESS THAT..the fact she pushes michelle away after it happens is really depressing to me because thats literally her only friend left and only possible pillar of support, but she pushes her away because she hates everything and shes mad shes not nell and shes mad at her family and wants to explode. I think she'd be marginally less suicidal if she stayed friends with her.....

I guess also pulling from alternate realities the one where she dies is pretty fucked up. and very painful. and nell doesnt even make it to her to cradle her in her arms. SAD

20. Does your OC have a tendency to get jealous? If so, how does this manifest?

yyessss. at least when he and nell start getting lowkey. no. highkey #serious. early in their setup he wouldnt gaf if nell was married to a businesswoman in russia.but when they start ummmm [redacted] then hes like waittt. lol waittttttt lol wait. lol. WAITTT. gets a little annoyed when theyre at the doom patrol warehouse party and jayna from the wonder twins tries to get ladybugs number. THATS MY BODYGUARD..GET YOUR OWN. it manifests in that he'll get clingy to nell and mean and passive aggressive (or just aggressive) towards the person pissing him off. will be petty and spiteful (sees some poor scared nervous young lesbian trying to say hi to nell so he slides in and nuzzles up to her shoulder in public to let that sstupid kid know to go away)

idk why he does this. if you asked him if he liked nell he would say And what has she done to MAKE me like her

23. What emotion is the hardest for your OC to process? How about express?

lol GRIEF. little casey has never experienced a death before nell! not even a pet death. she has no idea how to process those feelings or cope with them in the slightest. she goes like catatonic immediately after the fact bcuz shes so completely shocked and wasnt prepared for it at all (lowkey thought ladybug was too awesomeand strong to ever get got. stupidd)

on the complete flip side, also .....l-l-l-l-l-l-l--l-l-l-l-l-l...LOVE. or at least feeling a smidge of serious romantic attraction to someone. in canon end she never gets to deal with that bcuz she only realizes it after nell died and then promptly buried everything related to nell deep inside a hole. but in nyc nell simply has an epic near death experience where hes hospitalized and thats when casey is like fuuuuuuuuuck that scared me. DO I LIKE HER? she acts a bit pathetic and tsundere abt it which is endearing to me personally. maybe scares nell a bit. its cute to me though <3

25. What is your favorite thing about your OC?

shes not a good person </3 shes selfish and mean and doesnt care about other people </3 bent on revenge and hating </3 genuinely not a good guy </3 i love everything negative about casey the most

i also think secretary characters are sexy.

[coolsosha]

Sosha VS Devildom/level 1

ⓘThis text was made only for fun and not intended to offend anyone other than fictional characters. Main character of this post, «Sosha» , is also a fictional character, the only thing he share with soshaaaa is name. Everything everyone says is made up by soshaaaa's mind.ⓘ

Symbols count: 7500±

Warnings: curse words, fictional characters insult other fictional characters, Sosha's humour.

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Do you believe in Hell? No, you answer doesn't matter. Hell exist, and it's a lot different from how humans think it is. But let's keep it slow..

Its currently 21XX year. Humanity is enjoying it's life with various technologies like holograms or levitating cars. All those things already became like a norm, but the thing that doesn't...

With each year the more people say that they saw something.. magical? A lot of them are talking about some «demons». Someone thinks that they are «evil and awful» but some even say «beautiful and kind», yet no one seems to know the truth.. until...

Somewhere deep into the ground, maybe even deeper than the universe itself, in big, dark and court-like room.. strange glowing sigil appeared on the wooden floor. And at the same second, someone appeared and sigil stopped it's glow and slowly disappeared.

-AW AW AW AW AW FUUUUUUUUUCK WHY- WHA- WHOOWOWOWOOOoooooo

Visitor seemed like they are also shocked by their sudden..teleportation. They slowly got on their feet and began to intensively examine their surroundings until they were interrupted by loud and powerful voice.

-Ah, here is Sosha! Welcome to the Devildom! I am Diavolo and as a-

-VDJQIDKKA I didn't notice you man, ya scared me.

«Sosha» quickly turned towards the voice and pointedly put their hand to their chin, as if they were trying to show that they were actively listening to monologue of «Diavolo».

Diavolo were sitting at the giant and high table in front of a window. Because of table or room size, or maybe even something else, it seemed like Sosha was in a court, where next to Diavolo, there were also 8 another people sitting at giant table.

-Khm, As a king of Devildom(wa, king?), i can say that i am very pleased that you decided to agree on exchange program as a Human world exchange student, Sosha-

-What is ekschange program? Yall will exchange my soul for something cool?

-Haha, no, that's not like that(aw sad) actually..

Based on King's words, this person is Sosha, and he is new Human World student, who sighed the letter and agreed to complete one school year in Royal Academy of Diavolo(aka.RAD). For some reason, demon king wants to build connections with other words. But seems that Sosha doesn't like this idea as much as Dia is.

-Sooo, u are trying to commit friendship with everyone? That's kinda weird. Fella hoomans don't even know about ur existence.

-Well, ha-

-And won't Hooman Police start seeking me after i so suddenly evapu- evapera- evaaporated evaporation evaa- U get it i forgot the word.

-Haha! You are straightforward, and pretty clever(Sosha big brain)! Having you as exchange student wasn-

-Blah-Blah-Blah, Come on, redhead, give me normal explanation! I can't even get what ya saying if ya talking so long and pointless!

People on the table seems to like Sosha, however Black-haired person next to King weren't so happy with his behaviour..

-Ah, i think my dear friend Lucifer will explain it better. Sosha, this is Lucifer, Avatar of Pride.

-Which one?

-Its very nic- Me, i am Lucifer

-Aah, old one, got it!

Lucifer definitely wasn't very happy with being called «old one». However, other people at the table seems to like it. They all giggled, but as Avatar of Pride's face turned more annoyed, they immediately shut up their laugh. Even King himself tried to contain his emotions, seems like old guy is the daddy of this room.

-This time I'll let it slide, but don't think that you are allowed to call me like that, Human.

-Okey-dokie Old man

-Thank Diavolo that I can't punish you right now..

-Thanks, RedheadBigGuyAkaReverseJesus!

He looked at Diavolo. Seems not only Luci has nickname now.

-Haha, you welcome

-...*sigh* Lord Diavolo, why couldn't you choose someone.... less problematic?

Something tells me that Pride demon and Sosha wouldn't become friends in next... 70000 years.. Old man looked tired earlier, like if he was a single mother of 6, but now, it seems like poor guy have 7th kid now.

-Hmm, Lucifer, can i take it from now?

Person from the table seems to notice how annoyed Black-Haired demon is. Old Man looked at them and nodded. Person left the table and approached Sosha.

-Hello, i am Yuki, but everyone call me MC. You can also too!

Yuki, or «MC» looked different from another people on the table. They seemed so pure and innocent, like some sheep. They had almost white skin, a lot of fluffy pink-purple hair and were a little bit chubby. They tried to be friendly and extended their hand to Sosha, yet he decided to reject it.

-Why you look like a foot mat

-...What?

-What?

-Anyway, i will be keeping an eye on you now. If you will have any questions, you can ask me! And i will escort you to Purgatory Hall when we will end our.. introduction part.

-So u are my nanny now? Am i now being watched by a giant plush toy?

-You can say it like that..

-HEY BIG GUY, can i get another one? This one looks annoying and her... his.. theirs...

Sosha turned to Lord Diavolo, but looked at MC and asked them one very important question...

-Ar u Male? Female? Both? Neither? In between? Lobster? I will offend you soon, but i wanna do it right

-Umm.. In between i gues- Just use They/Them.

Sosha is talking to Diavolo again.

-Okaaaaay. REVERSE JESUS, can i get another one? This one looks annoying and their hair looks like cotton candy and i wanna eat it tho it would taste like shit probably!!!

Big guy decided to ignore that. MC grabbed some papers from big table and started reading something out loud. Something about exchange program details, but Sosha wasn't interested in all that.

-Blah blah blah, Cmoon do something, I don't care about details! I just got into hell and i will have to stand over here 300 years instead of swimming in lava and being eaten? Nu-huh, so stop with all those stuffy stuff and do something interesting!

-But you were the one wondering about details few minutes later..

-Yeah, but i just wanted to annoy ya, so that doesn't count, big guy!

MC were visibly annoyed, but they folded papers 2 times and put into their bag, hoping that Sosha will read that later. Other people on the table seemed pretty bored and were staring at new human as if he were the most interesting object in the room, they were surrounded with books and paperwork, like if they were doing homework that they doesn't want to.

Most of them was sitting at the phone, one was looking at mirror, another tried to quietly eat some snack, and other was sleeping. Since Diavolo, Luci and MC were busy with Sosha, these poor fellas could do whatever they wanted while the big shots weren't looking. But seemed that their time has come..

-So these are 7 rulers of hell and- (Blah blah blah!). Long story short, they are 7 sins and you need to remember their names.

-Yes thats better talk like that forever please

MC took deep breath and started introducing Seven rulers of hell.

-This one is Mammon, second born Avatar of Greed. He is the mo-

-Why ya dressed like some Jojo character bro, you look like you are, like, 15 or smth.

-What did ya said just now, human?!

-na, na, nothing, milk chocolate.

-Khm... This is Leviathan, third born Avatar of Envy...

-I bet my ass that you haven't touched a woman in last 340 years EXCLUDING THIS PINK FOOT MAT OVER HERE.

-H-hey actually i- (shut up, only i can place bets in here)...

-Satan, fourth born, Avatar of Wrath..

-Haha NEEEERD-(Shut it or i will break your skull) ok no problems don't punch me pleeeeeeease

-Asmodeus, fifth born, Avatar of Lus-

-Ooooh, cute uwu femboy, can i have ur number? *wink* ;³

-Hmm? Who is talking? Sorry hun, im way too stunning for paying attention to some bold and rude motherfucker who have so shame to say such awful things about other ones~*wink*♡

-i were overplayed by the only cool guy in this room, nooo...

-Beelzebub and Belphegor, sixth and seventh borns, Avatar of Gluttony and Avatar of Sloth.

-insult yourself without me, I'm sad

-rude.. (ignore him, Beel)

But After few moments Sosha were in his average not-sad state and MC proceed to tell some more details, while Sosha definitely wasn't paying attention.

ⓘSosha will be exchange student for next 1 year and will live in Purgatory Hall with Celestial realm students. MC will be his Soshasitter and will have to look after him. Sosha will be getting some Grimm for good grades and can buy stuff for it. Explanation parts like this one will be appearing to give you proper explanation for various things. ⓘ

-AwAwAwAwAwAw!

-I think.. its time to get Sosha to Purgatory Hall, So we can continue our meeting.

-Ok, Diavolo, i will get him.

-where where where are we goinnnnng?

MC grabbed Sosha's hand and went with him somewhere. People on table were annoyed by human, but they seemed kinda sad that he's gone. After all, now they will have to continue their work, and that's very upsetting.

Sheep-like person and Purple-haired human walked in big and pretty corridor, that was leading them somewhere.

Corridor was pretty long, but beautiful, stained glass windows had images of demons on it. Diavolo, some fight scene.. and MC?? What they could even do to get their own image?

-Are u some sorta popularity, sheep thing?

-Maybe.

Seems like thay are not a fan of empty talks. Silently they continued escorting Sosha somewhere, while he was looking at building's design.

As Sosha heard, he were in RAD's consul room, so, now he is walking in academy? Seems pretty fashionable.

-Sooooooo, i must learn here for year? For free?

-Thats what i tried to tell you.. You will be getting some pocket money for your grades an-

-Ah cool!

-Why you want me to talk if you are always interrupting me?

Even when they are annoyed, their voice feels friendly and kind. While Sosha seems so annoying even while he is quiet.

Slowly, these two are getting to an exit.

What will they find outside, or, most importantly, will Sosha become hated by whole Devildom and will demons hold themselves and won't destroy Sosha until the end of year?

You will never find out! Or you will...

If this post will get likes, maybe Sosha will continue writing!♡

[trashbaget]

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[steddieyes]

Daddy issues, Mommy issues. He's got issues, doesn't he?

Part 1 of my new Arlo fic :)

She drops the fucking cards, all of-

"No- stop that, stop." He sighs leaning forward to rest his face in his hand before getting up with a huff.

"I'm jus' gone have a little bit of private time, jus' one moment.." he says with a faked, happy tone an smile. Not denting that it's faked anymore.

As Arlo walks away and behind the set of hit Tv30 kids show 'Magic FunHouse', all that is heard is a raw, loud "FUUUUUUUUUCK!" before loud footsteps grow quieter and quieter. The show left on and running.

-

"That fuckin' bitch, embarrassing me like that in front of- move!" He mutters to himself as he strips of his disguise 'Mr. Marble', who the fuck even thinks of that, I mean really. A fucking marble is what I could come up with? I'm such a fucking idiot.

"Oh, hey. So Arlo- what the hell!?" Sasha backs up with a sour expression as Arlo shoves by, throwing off his wig and hat as if it was offending him to the highest degree.

"I don’t want to hear it Sacha, fuck off"

And, okay, rude. Arlo's an asshole and all, but he 's never been this bitter towards her, not even when… she's supposed to be his friend.

"Arlo-??"

But he's gone and out of sight before there's any more protest to be had.

-

With stomping feet he rushes past Sasha, save for their fucked interaction, but right now he just want to. Just doesn’t. He can feel like shit about talking to Sasha like that later, right now he just wants to get home and away from all this fucking coulor. Which, great. It was the uber driver that he'd had on the fucking show, way to go numbnuts. Walking home again, aren't you smart.

*

"I don’t want to be heere, my feet huuurt" he whines, tugging on his moms pant leg as he looks up to her with a pout. He never really liked the park, always had to play by himself in the sand. Nobody else wanted to play astronauts with him.

"Who don't you go play with the others, sweetie? I'm sure they wont mind, hun." His mother, Darla, sweetly says. A not-so-there smile on her face.

"But momm-"

"Arlo. You're a big boy now, go play with the others. Daddy said your his big strong boy, okay? Show 'em that you are." She says with a softer tone, bending down to wipe the mud off of Arlo's cheek with the reassurance. But even at six, Arlo knew that wasn't true. Mommy and Daddy fight all the time, Ms.Bory said so too.

With a huff and a deeper pout, he stomps off into the sand. His little feet making a small thud as he marches over to the swing set hoping to find a friend. But nothing's ever been easy for little Arlo, has it. Looking up from his journey to the swings, he sees a little girl getting pushed off some sort of box. So /that's/ where the music was coming from. But before he can come to that full realisation, he sees five kids ganging up on that girl and throwing hackey sacks at her. Her singing was nice, and he didn't like that it was gone now.

Without a second thought, he stands up as tall as he can, and stomps on over to the bullies. Punching one square in the nose just like he seen Daddy do to make the man at the arcade to give Arlo his tickets back. That man was loud, but so is he.

Nodding to himself he moves onto the next one and does the same thing. Quickly moving to punch the other in the gut, uppercutting the next just like he seen that wrestler guy do, and head butting the last boy. Daddys big, strong boy. Didn’t even cry this time, even if he hurt his nose hurting the last boy.

"Thank you, my hero!"

Arlo turn his head to see the girl stepping down off her box with a smile and an arm held out politely.

He nods a little to himself at seeing her and does the same, because that's the right thing he's supposed to do, right?

"I'm Arlo, Arlo Dittman" he says looking down to her hand before quickly remembering 'its not polite to not look someone in the eyes, sweetie'.

"Sacha, Sacha Barbican" the girl says with a grateful smile, shaking Arlo's hand.

"ARLO-!" A voice yells from across the park, breaking the peace and staring at the two as she approaches.

"Arlo, it's time to go, honey" she says with a sweeter… fake, tone. A cracked smile to match with it it, too.

Later that day, Arlo had Sacha over for dinner. Mom heard all about how he was a big boy today and helped Sacha from trouble, but dear old Dad wasn't having it. Especially not when Sacha went as far as to compliment Moms cooking.

"Oh fuck you, /she/ microwaved it-"

He knows better than to act shocked, but he thought that- he thought that his time might be different…

"It's because you haven't fixed the goddamn oven! I am so sick of-"

"OH IM GONNA KILL YA BITCH-!"

Turning to quickly grab Sacha's hand, he knew it was time to go when Mom and Dad started to reach for each others neck over the table. Mom said he wasn’t supposed to know that part happened.

"I'm sorry my Mom an Dad had too much juice today and became expressive.." he says with a slightly sad, but sorry, tone.

"Thank you for rescuing me from my two bad situations today" Sacha says, sitting across from him on the sidewalk with a cool-aid, one of the cool blue ones. But he always preferred the red.

"You can count on me Sacha" he says with a new smile as he raises his red cool-aid in the air to cheers, to celebrate getting out of their situations together.

[monstersinthecosmos]

okay so i just finished IWTV....... oh my god!!! oh my god. it's embarrassing how insane this book made me. for the last 50 pages or so i was regularly taking breaks to run laps around my apartment like a lunatic because i physically could not handle all the pain and angst and despair coursing through my body LOL. i got so immersed in the story i forgot pretty much all of the background for armand you'd given me (and i can't remember most of it even now!!! my mind is in shambles) and still, very organically...... he became my favorite. even despite all of the. you know. and maybe even more so BECAUSE of it. i've just never witnessed an evil so heartbreaking!!!!!!!!!!? THE ABSOLUTE DEVOTION?????? DERANGED AND UGLY AND UTTERLY BEYOND REASON????!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! i'm sorry for vomiting all over your inbox i genuinely cannot conjure up any resemblance of coherence atm!!! THANK YOU FOR POINTING ME TOWARDS SUCH LUXURIOUS PAIN i LOVE it i want MORE! <3 <3 <3

oh my god OH MY GOd ,... omg... 🥹🥹

WELCOME WELCOME YES THIS HOW I FEEL EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE I WISH I KNEW WHERE TO EVEN START 

(I really feel like just answering with this meme and not subjecting you to a wall of text but I'LL TRY !!!)

GOD LIKE WHAT THIS BOOK DOES SO SO WELL AS LIKE IMMEDIATELY GROUND FLOOR OF THE SERIES LETS US ALL KNOW THAT ALL CHARACTERS COMMIT EVILS AND ARE NOT GREAT PEOPLE BUT THEY ALL WANT TO BE LOVED AND ARE TRYING LOL. 

LIKE LOUIS MOVES FROM ABUSIVE PARTNER TO ABUSIVE PARTNER UNTIL HE’S FINALLY SO DEAD INSIDE THAT HE CAN BE BY HIMSELF AND WALK AWAY.

AND LIKE IT’S SO HARD BECAUSE YOU SEE HOW CLAUDIA FREED HIM FROM LESTAT, AND THEN ARMAND FREES HIM FROM CLAUDIA. AND SOMETHING THAT ALWAYS FUCKS ME UP SO BAD IS THAT ARMAND HAS SUCH A SKEWED MAP OF APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR BUT HE’S NOT EVIL. HE’S TRYING HIS BEST, IN THE BEST WAY HE KNOWS HOW.

Wait hang on I’ll take caps off I’m so sorry lmfao I’m just really worked up. 

I think there’s a sort of meme-ier version of this like Armand going “hi 🙂 I killed your daughter 🙂 you can kill all my friends if you want 🙂 I won’t stop you 🙂 do you like me? 🙂"

But it’s actually SO TRAGIC god. Like I read IWTV as a story about domestic abuse and the family cycle, personally, and I see Claudia as an Oedipal figure. Louis is unable to get away from Lestat until Claudia makes it happen, and Claudia winds up being so cold and cruel and he’s stuck with her until Armand frees him. And there’s a lot of conversation about like, Armand being manipulative or what he did to CREATE this, how did he push them both where he wanted them, etc, but the thing that gets me is that when Louis wants to break up, Armand lets him leave.

And like SKIP WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY IF YOU DONT WANT A SPOILER BUT LIKE I DID MENTION THIS IN MY OTHER POST  —— but if you read Lestat’s book and get the background on how he and Armand met, it’s sort of the opposite where Lestat destroys Armand’s coven and Armand is so devastated about it, vs 100 years later he ALLOWS Louis to destroy a coven. AND HE GETS THE GUY!!!! In TVL he like BEGS Lestat to be with him and Lestat isn’t interested lol but he gets to keep Louis this time.

IDK IDK IM JUST REAL EMOTIONAL. 

And like !!!!!!!! God idk. If you read more of the books you get so many indications about how people in Armand’s life don’t respect him, and a lot of times people write him off because he looks like a teenager. They don’t take the danger of him seriously, which makes him even more dangerous. But it’s so heartbreaking reading IWTV and seeing how Louis respects him so much, and sees him as wise and calm, and needs him! 

And like maybe Louis is uniquely qualified to not judge people for looking like children because he has spent the last 90 years with a vampire child and respects her as an adult, you know?

If you keep reading you’ll see how much Anne Rice like retcons or how much the continuity flops around so like EVERY book will have a Doylist vs Watsonian conversation like, she never comes out and says that Armand looks like he’s 17 in IWTV and in the later books it’s a huge point every time he’s on the page just HE’S SHORT HE’S 17 HE LOOKS LIKE A CHERUB etc and maybe that’s because she hadn’t decided that yet but also maybe Louis is the only person who fucking respects him. :)