#but fuck canon
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Nifty was born sometime between 1928 and 1937, considering she died in the 1950's at 22.
Angel would have been between between the ages of 16 and 25 during that time period. (If I stick to my headcanon that he was born in 1912 and died at 35).
This means that assuming Niffty died after 1952, Angel actually would have been at a perfectly reasonable age (for the time) to have a kid when she was born.
Now, am I saying that Angel is literally Niffty's father (or Uncle considering Molly is Angel's twin)? No. Do I think either could make a fun fanfic? Yes.
Its also fun to wonder if a part of Angel knows that Niffty is about the same age as his kid would have been, had he had any in life.
#i know the canon answer is a resounding no#but fuck canon#hazbin angel dust#angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#niffty hazbin hotel#niffty#hazbin niffty#hazbin hotel
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Astarion and Halsin on the mind rn ✨
I cannot escape any dramatic elven twunk or an elf dilf/silver fox??? That could both fuck me up in multiple ways
#Astarion#halsin#bg3#baldurs gate 3#i cannot take this shit theyre so pretty#more fanart and content when#also I recognize the decision being made for astarion zoning out during the poly scene is a thingTM in canon#but fuck canon#let him have tav and halsin#he deserves love#i refuse to accept he isnt poly#and very happy about it#this game has also made me recognize i simp for damn near every neil newbon character lmaooo
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Ok so I’ve been reading (and re-reading) a lot of your work, and I have to say I really really love your characterizations of Peter!! I honestly never thought I’d say that - for the longest time I kind of avoided fics that featured Peter in even a semi-prominent role, but you’ve crafted his character (and his relationship with Remus!) in such a way that I can appreciate him more than I’ve ever been able to before, seeing all his positive canon traits without being plagued by the very obvious fault. So I just wanted to thank you for that, because I feel like you’ve really opened my mind to his character and by doing so opened up a whole new realm of fic for me 🥰
Oh my gosh, thank you friend!! Thank you for reading (and re-reading) and appreciating my baby Pete!! I don't know how it happened but I developed SUCH a soft spot for Pete, and I prefer to write AUs anyway, so since Sirius always has James, I give Pete to Remus. And I love to make him this soft, blends into the background sort of guy who is unwaveringly loving and supportive because I hate canon so I'll do anything to fuck it up lol
#i got an ask!#Thanks friend!!!#I am beyond happy that you love my Pete#And so happy that you can give him a chance in other fics!!#I know most people don't like him because of canon#But fuck canon#Fuck that whole nonsense series written by a terrible writer and a terrible person#I love the characters that I crafted them into with borrowed names#And I'm so glad you do too ❤️
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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts
#I always get so weird about being specifically excited about making two characters be friends#and be really close esp compared to canon.#and I’m like eujhh what if this is. Weird.#and then u remember I wouldn’t feel nearly as weird were it a ship bc that’s just like. Standard behavior.#more giving a fuck abt guys being buddies 2024#text posts :0]#todays post is brought to you by isabeau and odile interacting in isat
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Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺
#plus what definitely canonically happened when this very important breaking news interrupted tv#are we sure this guy is allowed to be an overlord#imagining the audience just trying to enjoy their shows and then BOOM TV MAN AND HIS GAY INSECURITIES#your pitch crush is showing#radiostatic#i fell for the fucking tv#vox#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#alastor#katie killjoy#my art
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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
#genshin impact#venti#what am i cooking?? no idea#oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone#i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia#like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones#dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details#i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh#fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight#zilly art
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jason ignored the clearly labeled tupperware and ate tim’s leftover garlic chicken pasta
#dc#mine#jason todd#tim drake#red robin#red hood#batfam#yeah jason wears ankle socks with boots#listen if its wildly AU and they're little creatures or kids or something i will draw them so schmoopy and cuddly and lame#but if they are adults/canon adjacent? they're so fucking annoying#they do not know each other and do not want to#they'll die for each other. but cannot be in the same room
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he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣
#how atlus felt making the black mask design by far the most visually disturbing horrific thing witnessed by human eyes#what the FUCK is he wearing. what is that fucking OIL SPILL#didnt even BOTHER looking up a reference bc it was so hideous i didnt want to see it again.#“a persona users outfit reflects their desires and the manifestation of their persona” IS LOKI SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING ZEBRA???????????????#I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY#ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIS OUTFIT IS THE SEXY SERRATED SWORD THAT COMES WITH IT#anyway i genuinely dont give a fuck if this isnt the canon design i refuse to draw that one#there is no way this bitch was the one behind all the mental shutdowns he looks like he cant even hold a sword 😭😭 stupid femboy twink😭😭#anyway i digress i loved watching his sanity rapidly deteriorate as he got the deer in headlights stare when he looked at you#anyway akechi flopped with this one 0/10 don't come back like this again#imagine dying in this fit not even the flames of hell would burn hotter than my unadultered rage 💀💀#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#akechi goro#lotus draws
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I WAS FUCKING RIGHT
people who disagree or made me embarassed to have had headcanons about this are LOSERS
as i said as soon as i saw this on twitter:
''I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTT I K N E W IT I FUCKING WON!!! I MAY SUCK AT FNAF THEORIES BUT I FUCKING WON AT THIS ONE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO god anyways i love kellen he was an inspo before the dca existed- this guy is such a goat!! autism icon!!''
@basyacriptid i'm fucking losing my shit sorry if u already saw this
#dca#fav#moondrop#sundrop#fnaf#security breach#ok this might not be CANON but it FUCKING IS TO ME#IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF for making that video such a long ass time ago about moon being autistic#a person even came to me and refered to me as the ''person who did the autistic moon thing''
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I've been making a collection of aa4 lines that make me lose my entire mind
#the amount of times I've said 'and a sixth person could help!'#yeah I know ive posted half of these already#but now theyre bundled together for your convenience!#I mean I headcanon apollo is an anglesized version of his name. but thats not canon#making 'I call him Apollo' THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING PHOENIX HAS EVER SAID#spk plays apollo justice#apollo justice#apollo justice ace attorney#aa4#aj aa#kristoph gavin#trucy wright#klavier gavin#daryan crescend#phoenix wright
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DPxDC Idea
Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff
He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)
Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app
#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#danny phantom#danny fenton#batman#tim drake#red robin#i have no ideas what happens beyond danny realizing it's been tim the whole time#and having a 'fuck ive been arguing with the big boss' moment#cause of course when he thinks its some asshole from his own department hes snarky as hell#but the ceo??#should he stop with the sarcastic explanations behind his designs?#or will tim think its weird if his tone changes#in my head this does end up being dead tired somehow#just because i love the idea of these two bonding over snarkiness and engineering#and i feel like tim would simultaneously love and hate danny's notes#but also is that actually in character? cause the only batman thing i've read is rhe webtoon#and i know some vague things about canon#but thats it
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honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???
like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers
#like anything I want to be true is and no one can stop me#if I want my gay little characters to be gay and happy then I can ignore everything preventing it#Bruce being a good dad#canon to me#jason has ptsd and is working on it? canon#the batfamily is a family? canon bc I say so#Alfred is alive and well and actually is immortal#timkon#stephcass#jayroy#all canon to me and the fucked up dc continuity can’t do shit#dc#dc comics#batman#batfamily#jason Todd#dick grayson#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth
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i'm one hundred percent certain that after percy and annabeth made out underwater. and he wanted to make their relationship official. the question was not "will you be my girlfriend?" but "can i be your boyfriend?" i don't care what the canon says. percy gave annabeth the space to take the lead in the relationship. because after a lifetime of being abandoned by everyone she dared to care for. and then watching her on the brink of a panic attack at the thought of losing him the last four years. he wanted to honor a new beginning between them by follow her lead and moving at her pace.
#i will not accept another answer#(i'm easily persuaded)#i don't care what the canon says#(unless it was exactly this in which case that was good story writing)#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#percabeth fluff#percabeth cute#percabeth romantic#percabeth rant#but in all seriousness#he for sure did this#not bc annabeth is a controlling partner like percabeth-opposers claim she is#but bc she is a girl who experiences love the same way the moon feeds off the suns reflection#never knowing truth warmth#only it's echo#and percy intends to make her feel like she's his entire world#like she's the reason the sun shines so brightly#so fuck off
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silly comic idea I've been chipping away at :) welcome tomy shadowheart poly shipping propaganda show
#this is canon in my game. just so u know#anyways this was a fun thing to work on in breaks between coms bc i allowed myself to be much messier#and looser with lines than usual#shadowheart#bg3#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#bg3 tav#karlach#shadowlach#shadowtav#yes she was pretending to have a sprained ankle. btw#also karlach armour is so fucking ridiculous. girl how do u put that on#i also had fun with the silly panelling on the first page. what can i say i just stay silly...#ren#art#fanart
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i just had to draw this dialogue. the voices compelled me
#dream smp#tommyinnit#jack manifold#ctommy#cjack#me doods#oh my god im pissed it took me so long RAAAAAA#but i had to finish it i had to#tommy looked so off in this and jack is so hard to draw bc he's Bald /j#i can't believe the lord blessed us w ctommy content in 2024#AND ITS FUCKING CANON PEACEFUL ENDING#im so happy. my soul can be finally laid to rest asdfghjkl
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top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)
#day 9547860367 of drawing them in the hopes that the next chapter will be ada reunion. we will see.#ALSO HELP slamming my head into a brick wall i'm gonna get cancelled for glasses erasure one day istg. i'm sorry kuni#watch me once again exaggerate a barely visible height difference in canon bc idgaf dazai should get to be short for once in his life#anyway i hope skk eats shit i want knkdz back i miss them so fucking much#i pray and beg and sob every night kneeling at my bedside for dazai to go home and see his husband and son again#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#lotus draws#uughhhhh posting at ungodly hours AGAIN this is gonna catch up to me one day istg
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