#but doesn't apply so yah

[nymphaforesta]

guess! guess! guess!

[shenzuns]

man im so tired

edit: also ik this is a complain post but if u actually wanna see me writing, itll be on @eikons bc 14 has my soul and i also have like... muses from other media on there

[hanniebaeee]

Boyfriend

Lee Know x fem!reader

Warnings: Smut, kissing MDNI

Genre: Smut, fluff, friends to lovers

Summary: Your friendship with Minho is a bit complicated - you're best friends, but teetering at the edge of being a couple. And Minho is very sensitive when it comes to this topic. And when you push him, he likes to show, rather than tell.

You are running late. Lisa is definitely going to kill you for this. You've been calling out to Minho for the past ten minutes, until he finally decides to grace you with his presence.

“Can you drop me at the cafe, please?” You ask, glancing at him as he watches you apply some lip gloss. "I'm so late!"

You hurry towards him and turn around so he can help you with the zip at the back of your dress. 

"Nope," he replies casually, as he pulls up the zipper. 

You pout, turning around to face him.

“Lino, please! I already told Lisa that you'd drop me!” You say, eyebrows furrowed as you see him shaking his head.

“Should've asked me first,” He says with a shrug, leaning against the doorframe. “I'm busy.”

You huff in annoyance, and walk back to the mirror, putting on a necklace.

“I don't know why I even ask you. I wish I had a boyfriend who would care.” You mutter, your eyes studying his change of expressions through the mirror. And wow, they were changing real quick.

His eyes darken as he went from giving you a blank stare to an angry one in a split second. And when he pushes off from the doorframe and stalks towards you, your heart skips a beat.

You and Minho have a rather complicated relationship. Was he your best friend? Yes. Was he your boyfriend? Well, not quite. Not yet. And he is very very sensitive to this topic.

You turn around and take a step back, seeing that predatory look on his face. And then when he reaches out to grab you, you squeal and scramble across the bed to get away. But he's way too quick, grabbing you by the waist and pulling you flush against his body.

“Yah, Lino, I'm sorry!” You wail, trying to free yourself from his grasp. “I was only teasing!”

“You're doing a lot of that recently, aren't you?” He asks, his fingers finding your sides and you're so ticklish, you're shivering under his touch. 

“I'm sorry, I'm sorry!” You breathe out, closing your eyes. You are on your hands and knees, and he is pressed behind you, the warmth of his body radiating into you, and you breathe heavily.

“I'm your boyfriend.” Minho mumbles, his arms holding you tightly to him. “You're mine. You keep forgetting.”

“No no no,” you whisper. “I'm yours.”

“You sure?”

“Lino, don't be silly.”

“I think you need a reminder.”

“I have to leave in 10 minutes.” You whine, trying to get free. 

“That's more than enough time.” He says, his voice, a low rumble in your ear.

“Ok,” You sigh. “Ok.”

You feel his hands slip up to your chest, groping your breasts gently, but firmly. A soft sigh leaves your lips and Minho's lips attach to your neck, sucking and nibbling at the skin. You press yourself closer to him, feeling the heat of his body and the strength of his arms, tight around you. 

You really hope he doesn't leave a hickey because covering it up with the dress you're wearing would be a pain.

Minho's hand creeps up your thigh, and under your dress. You squirm as he touches you over your panties. His fingers work their magic, circling your clit and making your body tremble and shudder.

“Baby please-” You say, trying to rub yourself against his fingers, but he holds back.

"Not yet, baby," he whispers, his lips brushing your ear. "I want you desperate for me. I want to hear you beg."

You whimper, your body aching for release. Minho flips you over, so that you're on your back, and his lips capture yours in a hungry kiss, his tongue exploring your mouth eagerly. 

Minho's hand finds its way under your dress again, and pulls your panties down, exposing your glistening folds to the cool air. You tremble as his fingers plunge into you.

"Minho," You cry out, your hands gripping his shoulders. "please..."

"Patience, princess," he growls, his voice thick with desire.

His fingers work you relentlessly, curling and thrusting, finding your sweet spot over and over again. Your body arches off the bed and you whine loudly as you come undone.

"That's it, baby," Minho praises, his breath hot on your neck. "Let it all out."

As your orgasm subsides, you feel Minho's lips on the sensitive skin of your neck again, kissing and soothing the marks that he left on you earlier.

You watch as he unzips his pants, freeing his long hard length.

"Ride me, baby," he commands, sitting against the pillows and pulling you onto his lap.

And you didn't need any further encouragement. With a fervor you have never felt before, you sit on his lap, and moan softly as you feel him stretching you out. 

"Fuck!" Minho groans, his hands gripping your hips as you move up and down over his length.

The sounds of skin slapping against skin fills the room, as you pick up pace. It's like there's a fire in your core. And to add to it, Minho pulls down the neckline of your dress, freeing your breasts. 

He cups them with his hands softly, his eyes meeting yours. You have an urge to just squeeze him so bad when he looks at you like that - you pull him into a very messy and sloppy kiss. He groans as you do, his hands kneading your breasts, thumbs brushing your nipples lazily. As you pull back, his lips shine wet, and he licks, before leaning in to place open mouthed kisses on your chest and breasts.

His tongue circles around your hardened nipple before he slowly sucks it into his mouth. You shudder as he sucks on you gently at first and then so rough, you know you'll be sore the whole night. 

"Lino…!" You moan, your body tensing.

"Yes, baby," he says, his voice a deep growl. "Come all over my cock. Let me feel you."

You clench around him as your orgasm rips through you. Minho's moans as he follows, his cock throbbing and his hot cum filling you. You hold him close as he pulses deep within you. 

You collapse against him, your hearts pounding in unison. 

"Mine," Minho whispers, kissing you softly. "Always mine."

"I love you, Lino," You murmur, not really in the mood to go out anymore.

"I love you too," He replies breathlessly, grinning at your fucked out state. “Let's get you cleaned up, and I'll drop you.”

“Drop me where? I don't think I wanna go anywhere.” You say sleepily. 

“Oh no sweetheart, you're going. Come on now, get up.”

“Lino, you're such a pain in my ass, you know that?”

“Careful there, babe, if you really want me to be a pain in your cute ass, I'll be happy to-”

“Please, no.” You are up on your feet and running into the bathroom.

You don't want to take any chances with this man.

[longing-for-rain]

what exactly is Aang's toxic masculinity that you're talking about? there are no examples of such behavior on his part in the show. he is not an ideal person, he is a child who sometimes behaved incorrectly, just like all the other children in the show (Katara, Toph, Sokka), and this is normal.

in addition, we see how he regrets some of his wrong actions and gets better, while Zuko does not regret his toxic behavior, doesn't apologize and doesn't face the consequences of his behavior (racist jokes about Aang, demands that Katara forgive him as if he has the right to her forgiveness, an attack on Aang to "teach him a lesson" and many other things).

Hi anon, thanks for the ask! This is a very good illustration of what I was talking about in this post when I mentioned that I feel toxic men are overlooked more often for appearing “nice” than they are for being conventionally attractive.

No examples of toxic behavior in the show? What do you call this then?

I know what I (and the law) call it:

But you see, he’s “nice” right? This is just a misbehaved child, as you put it? Yah, no. He knew better and still did it because he was possessive; this whole interaction started because he was jealous that an actress playing Katara was interested in men other than him. And the show proceeded to frame the situation in a way that made Aang sympathetic, despite being the aggressor and the one behaving irrationally. How much more “toxically masculine” can you get than that? But he put on a flower crown once so we’re supposed to think he’s a soft uwu feminine boi (even though he was absolutely enraged that a female actress played him).

I also find it very interesting that you describe Katara and Sokka as “children” while Zuko is omitted from that list despite being the same age. Are you admitting you agree he’s more mature, or are you admitting that you hold him to different standards?

But, anyways. You asked about toxic behavior on Aang’s part, which I’ll get further into now that the most egregious example is out of the way.

Let’s break down what you consider unforgivably toxic behavior on Zuko’s part and compare it to Aang’s behavior in similar situations.

1. “Racist” jokes

I’m guessing this is made with reference to the “Air Temple preschool” comment. How exactly is this racist? In context, Aang is the one trying to force his beliefs on others, and Zuko makes this comment to a) tell him to back off and b) point out that Aang is, in fact, a child who doesn’t have any business telling Katara how to feel.

This point is particularly interesting to me, because it implies that the simple fact that Zuko doesn’t agree with the philosophy of Aang’s culture makes him racist. By this logic, Aang is also racist against Katara’s culture, because he clearly disagrees with her philosophy and is openly telling her that his culture is morally virtuous over hers. And well. That’s even more believable considering Aang’s previous reactions to Water Tribe culture.

Ah, yes. Playing with a cultural artifact like it’s a toy because you were upset about not being the center of attention for once, and telling everyone how disgusting you think cultural food is, what great ways to show the supposed love of your life how much you respect her culture!

I know your response to this point would be something like “uwu but he’s a kid he didn’t knowww” ok well. The same logic can be applied to any alleged “racism” on Zuko’s part.

2. “Demanding” forgiveness

Zuko: What can I do to make it up to you?

Ah, yes. How demanding of him. He’s clearly so self-centered and only thinking about his own values and agenda here.

It’s not like he…

…told his friend how she’s allowed to process her grief and try to impose his own morals…

…or demanded to know if his crush liked him back, wouldn’t accept “no” as an answer, and forced a kiss on her…

…or told an abuse victim he was wrong to want to kill his abusive father for trying to commit a genocide…

…oh, um. Yeah. Sorry, but after actually watching the show it’s very clear to me which character doesn’t seem to regret or see the flaws in any of his actions at the end of the show, which is when all of these examples took place.

3. Training in the finale

“Attacking Aang to teach him a lesson” … wow, that’s a very dishonest way of phrasing that situation. I’m impressed, I have to say. I’ve seen lots of dumb takes from Aang stans over the years but this is a new one.

Well, luckily I actually watched the scene in context, so my reaction was the same as all the other characters’ reactions in canon when they learned the context behind this “attack”:

They agree with him. Yeah. Obviously, when nobody is taking training seriously when the world is about to literally go up in flames, you might need to do something to get their attention.

“But it was dangerous!” you might argue. Well… yeah. When magic and bending is in the equation, training in the Avatar universe has been shown to be somewhat dangerous at times. As an example, from this very same episode, Toph very nearly smashed Sokka with a giant flaming rock. That was way closer to hurting someone than Zuko was in this incident. If you’re going to fault characters for making their training exercises too dangerous, I guess Toph is mega cancelled.

Now back to Aang. What was his reaction in this situation? How did he react to the end of the world being days away? He ran away with absolutely no plan. Just like he did at the very beginning of the show.

I mean, think about it. This is a critical flaw (and toxic trait) in Aang that is literally never addressed, because he starts and ends the show the exact same way: he’s faced with a problem, he runs away from it, then he’s saved by an in-universe equivalent of an Act of God. Wowie, such great character development. Not fixing your core flaw and having a mythical plot device materialize into existence to solve your problems for you. Aang’s whole arc is a big blah, because the writing fails to address any of his flaws or have him meaningfully question any of his values.

Meanwhile, Zuko has consistently been a fan favorite because he’s the opposite. His flaws are meaningfully addressed, he does admit he’s wrong and fix his flaws, and his character shows a critically acclaimed change throughout the show. His arc is written so well that despite being a cartoon character, Zuko is widely considered the poster child for a good redemption arc across all forms of media.

So anyways, miss me with the double standards… there is a reason why Zuko is the fan favorite, and it’s not just his abs 🔥

[sorrowfulrosebud]

𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙: 𝔦𝔫 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥 ℌ𝔬𝔟𝔦𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔟𝔬𝔶𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡

𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊: 𝔣𝔩𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔶, 𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔱𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔰𝔪𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔶

༺ 𝕱𝖑𝖚𝖋𝖋 ༻

❦ Hobie is 10000% the boyfriend who kisses the insides of your wrist. Imagine smushing his cheeks together to tease him and he turns the tables by pressing gentle kisses to each pulse point

❦ Loves to send you selfies of the villains he beats up with goofy captions and him posing

❦ Introduces you to his friends at the pub, proudly showing you off

❦ Then proceeds to drunkenly ramble to said friends, arm tight around your shoulder with a protective hand over your drink

❦ Is an incredible cook when he wants to make something special for you, but otherwise makes low effort meals

❦ He loves to tickle your sides when he’s behind you. He comes over to you from behind under the guise of wanting a cuddle, but a devilish grin appears as he presses his long fingers into your sides, making you ugly chortle and shove him away

❦ Hobie would 10000% do the spiderman kiss with you

❦ Protective as FUCK but doesn't show it outwardly. Like, you’ll be walking down the street and some guy would cat call you, but Hobie doesn’t say anything. His grip on your shoulder gets tighter, and it’s not till he comes back past midnight with a bloodied lip do you feel pride flush your chest

❦ He lets you sit on his lap in bed as you do his eyeliner for his upcoming show. Gentle fingers rub against your hip as he looks at you with hooded eyes, letting you smudge his eyeliner. He looks at you with a charming grin, “thanks babe,” he’d say as he kisses you deeply

❦ Hobie lets you pick his nail polish colour and watches you delicately apply it to his nails. He thinks it's adorable when your tongue sticks out in concentration or when you nibble on your lip

❦ He invites the rest of the spidey squad to come to his dimension to play cards and other games, having you sat in his lap the entire time. If you’re playing poker or something, he nudges you in an attempt to silently communicate what he should pick. He gives you the occasional discreet kiss as Gwen cackles at Pav winning go fish over Miles

❦ Soft, classical music is NOT his style at all, so don't expect him to start playing Ed Sheeran on a regular guitar. If you struggle to fall asleep, he sets you on his tummy and makes patterns on your back based on the way his fingers would position themselves on his guitar

❦ He loves causing chaos with you, be it spray painting a Winston Churchill poster or statue of another bigot, or blasting his guitar near MPs houses, he loves it when you’re there, smiling happily with him

❦ DEFINITELY THE BF TO SMACK YOUR ASS. I SAID WHAT I SAID

❦ Doesn't have a set nickname for you, usually a play on your name or “luv”

❦ The type of bf who gets really invested in his S/O’s drama. Like you could be sat sipping tea, rambling about how this bitch tried to make you feel like shit and he’s just sat proudly like “oh yah? Then what’d you do babe?” With the dopiest ass look on his face

❦ Really stinking cute when drunk. Full on ambling into his flat, making you take care of him. Loves when you clean his piercings and rub off his eyeliner

❦ “Mf, thanks babe. Eyeliner makin’ it difficult to go to sleep,” he mumbles as you prop him upright on the bed. You roll your eyes fondly as you clean him up and start cleaning his piercings

❦ Thinks it's funny as fuck to make you smell his crust jacket. Punks are known to have jackets and not wash them to make them look as grunge as possible and Hobie is no different (bc fuck consistency)

༺𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙༻

ఌ Is really stand-offish at the start of your relationship. His dislike for labels put a strain on your relationship; he would kiss you and make you feel loved, and then rip your heart out by saying you’re just friends to his pub mates

ఌ Struggles to fully take things seriously. You could be arguing over something and Hobie would just smirk, making the anger boil over. He doesn’t do it to emasculate or intimidate you, he just thinks it’s cute when you’re so passionate. This has definitely caused some worse arguments and either of you storming out

ఌ Definitely struggles with time and dates. If you arrange a date and he’s Spider-Punkin’ that day, be prepared to walk home and cry after waiting so long that the owners of the restaurant have to gently nudge you away

ఌ It can be seen as angsty or horny, but if you’re trying to start a fight or fussing over him when he’s tired, he’s not above shooting his web at your mouth to shut you up

ఌ Is low-key petrified every time he can’t get hold of you if you’re apart. He doesn’t want your death to become another canon event for him, so days where his anxiety manifest into something way deeper, he keeps you either at arms length or doesn’t let you out of his sight

ఌ Can actually be really mean in arguments if pushed far enough. Man is all for communication, but days where his mental health is struggling are usually days where his temper is short. He does his best to communicate to you that he’s not doing great but is physically fine and just needs some time, but if you keep pushing then he knows where to hit deep. (This is so so incredibly rare though)

ఌ Unintentionally gives you the silent treatment after an argument. If you had a really bad fight and he is still trying to cool off, he is in no mood to talk to anyone. I may be projecting, but I imagine Hobie is the type of person to need to be completely left alone to cool off and gets really upset again if someone tries to ask. He always wants to answer your text but sometimes forgets

ఌ Doesn’t let on but sometimes he has really bad nightmares from his role as protector of London. Sometimes it’s you getting hurt and sometimes it’s him. Either way, he wakes up in cold sweats and immediately feels for you before sighing in relief.

“Hi sweetheart, are you alright? You kept making noises in your sleep,” you murmur to him. Hobie’s eyes fluttered slightly before sinking back under the duvet with a sigh.

“Ughhhh, yeah. ‘M fine babe, jus’ a stupid bad dream,” he mutters, throwing his arm around your waist and nuzzling into your chest. Your arm wrapped around his lean tummy and rubbed soft circles to the skin.

“D’you wanna talk about it hun? I’m here for you,” you whisper softly into his ear. Hobie thought for a minute before shaking his head.

“No thanks. Not now. Jus’ lemme hold ya,” he grunts sleepily. Your fingers found a steady rhythm against his back as you heard him sigh deeply into your neck.

“I love you so much Hobes. I’m always gonna be right here, waiting for you,” you promise him. Slender fingers intertwined with yours, the slight tremble being the only movement in your dark shared bedroom. Tender but firm kisses were placed along your neck in silent thanks as the two of you slip back into dreamless slumber.

༺𝕾𝖒𝖚𝖙༻

༒ Is SUPER easy to turn on. The softest of praises is enough to turn his cock rock hard, but is also a major horn dog for being degraded 🤭🤭

༒ Gets SUPER horny when he catches you wearing his jewellery and jackets. He WILL fuck you right then and there

༒ He’s more of a grunter than a moaner, unless he’s quite deep in subspace. He’s definitely not above whimpering

༒ Hobie loves to send you videos of him wanking off, angled so you can see every lustful touch and hear every choked gasp

༒ A very versatile man. Doesn’t mind whether he’s domming or subbing, or even if there’s no dynamic

༒ Some of Hobie’s biggest kinks: edging, slight overstim, light impact play, light sensory deprivation and wax play

༒ If you’re female or someone without a peeny weeny, he would definitely take some good old cock up the ass <3 the male G spot is up there for a reason!

༒ He can often get lost in pleasure if he’s penetrating you, making his thighs shake as sweat drops and he’s biting into your shoulder like a man starved

༒ Definitely skilled with his fingers 😝😝 loves to finger you until you’re shaking and crying from overstim

༒ Is such a huge brat you wouldn’t believe 🤭🤭 he doesn’t deliberately say things to rile you up, but rather small displays. Rubbing his hands up your sides, murmuring soft teasings into your ears, lingering kisses right before a mission so you end up beating a villain with fire burning in your crotch

I absolutely adore this man, send asks and thots 🤭

[basketballanonsblog]

I've been off sick from work 😷 so here's some fluff

Synopsis: In sickness and health, you'll always take care of her

In sickness and in...

"Hey jagiya, are you nearly ready? I'm on my way."

A sneeze made you flinch before a hoarse voice answered.

"Y/n. I'm going to have to take a raincheck. I'm sorry.

"Don't apologise, mi amor. I'll be there.

"Baby - "

"I know, but I want to look after you. See you soon, I love you."

"I love you too."

-x-

Jeongyeon had fallen asleep by the time you arrived, so you decided to make soup with the groceries you brought.

The food was ready when you felt arms snake around your waist. She looked exhausted and feverish.

"Do I look that bad?" She teased when you frowned in concern.

"No. You're still the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. How are you feeling?"

"Sick." You immediately gave her water when she started coughing.

"Come on, I made you something."

-×-

It took hardly any coaxing for her to eat and take medicine.

But she protested when you tried to snuggle close to her.

"Why not?"

"Because you'll get sick too!"

"I don't care."

You knew you won when she sighed.

She continued to grumble as she laid her head on your chest.

"You're so stubborn."

"No, I'm not. I'm just a simple human who is deeply in love with my girlfriend and wants cuddles with her."

You could feel her smile more than you could see it.

"Cheesy woman."

"Only for you."

-x-

Jeongyeon opened her eyes sometime later after you both fell asleep. The couch was only comfortable for so long, and she felt it in her shoulders. She could only imagine how sore your body was going to be.

Facing you properly, she took the time to just look at you. She loved seeing you so peaceful. Her eyes wandered to your arms. More specifically, the scars scattered across them.

"I honestly don't know what I'd do if you weren't here." She whispered, as her fingers moved up your arm.

Jeongyeon borrowed your phone to check the time, when a new text showed up.

It's not like you to pass up on seeing Phantom of the Opera. You know the theatre only puts it on once a year. But alright, I'll give your tickets to someone else.

Her stomach dropped. She had forgotten the show was today.

-x-

You woke up abruptly, when you felt her scramble off you and ran to the bathroom. You went after her when you heard a familiar sound.

She knelt before the toilet as you held her hair back.

Thankfully, you had water and her favourite gum at the ready.

"Why didn't you remind me?" She asked, once she sat back.

"What?"

"The show. You talked about it nonstop lately."

"You know I'd choose you over anything like that."

"I do, but it doesn't mean I don't feel guilty when you prioritise me over almost all else."

"Honey." You brushed her hair out of her eyes. "I put you first because I love you."

"But-"

"Shhh, it's okay. Besides in sickness and in health, right?" She giggled.

"Only if you're married."

"Well, the principle should still apply to unmarried couples, especially if the love and trust runs deep and is mutual. Although being married to you doesn't sound too bad."

The last part was said with so much conviction, for a moment, Jeongyeon thought it was a proposal of sorts. You managed to keep a straight face for five seconds before laughing.

"Yah y/n! Don't tease me like that."

She wouldn’t admit it, but the thought of marrying you someday gave her butterflies.

-x-

Nearly a week later, Jeongyeon was back to good health. She knocked, and the door opened to reveal you wrapped in a blanket, and behind you, tissues were lying around. She opened her mouth, but you beat her to it.

"I know, I know, no need to say it."

[moonsoupstar-ao3]

How Team Soo's messages are

Kim Rok Soo.

Perfect grammar almost all the time

Formal speech

Specific when joke (but is quite obvious bc he change the speech style and use more "banal" words)

You suck.

(This, above, is a joke. In case I wasn't clear enough.)

Use what CJS called "big textbook nerdy" words

He's just really proud of how many words he knows and want to show off

Send the ALT every time he send photos

Use certain words with different people thinking about the fields they're specialist

Have someone with a master in chemistry, speak almost only in elements with them when posible.

Please bring some CO², if possible.

LSH thinks is adorable, CJS is extremely confused most of the time

All of this bc CJS enjoy taking his phone and text the rest of the Team pretending to be him

It fail almost all the time for a very long time

Does Rok Soo-yah knows that you have his phone?

Please never contact to me again from here unless death or live situation.

Hi, Jung Soo-yah, I hope Rok Soo-yah doesn't kill you for take his phone.

Were the most common responses

Luckily for him, KRS found mess with people (specifically, their team members) the most funny shit ever, so he takes the time to teach CJS super big and unnecessary "only applied to this context" words

CJS is also the one who teach him lots of slang, and make people lives a bit worse

(more than one think about kill him but then realized they would have to fight KRS and LSH)

Get drunk as fuck once and send this to the Team group:

I luv yo all im realy fund find fod FOND to yal tzh fr fir fur FOR be ecsisting

Delete the next day, first and only time he send a text with so many mistakes

Didn't talk to anyone for two days after it

ㅤㅤ

Choi Jung Soo.

Slang.

So many slang, even the oldest in the company feel young again after talk with him

Bunch of text one after another

Looks like the kind of person who doesn't know what the heck is a comma

Random text at 3am

Mess a lot with people

Cryptid messages when bored

Can talk with emojis and make himself understandable

🖐️🧍👆🗣️🚫🏧🆗👍❔

He's also the reason why KRS start using emojis, but he keeps them at minimum and only to make his jokes more obvious

A normal text from him is like:

U knwo

Hyung's gonna do

The dinner 🍽️

Sososososo

He said go take 🥛

In your way back 🏠

Thx 🫂

ㅤㅤ

Lee Soo Hyuk.

Read message one or two seconds after received it, don't answer in like seven hours unless important or from his team

Normal person with randoms and higher ranks in the company

But a totally unhinged bastard with his friends

So. Many. Dad. Jokes

Something even him found them terrible but the idea to make someone regret talk to him is hilarious

He's the one who convinced KRS to let CJS use his phone

Never regret it

He can be intentionally suggestive but only for fun

Everyone knows better than take him seriously

When drunk, he is super straight forward and lewd

Someone try to approach him once in this state and end being persecuted by two rabid dogs

No one try to flirt back with him, even when sober

[goldendoodledenny]

Requested by anon

(ugh... I absolutely HATE when the draft doesn't save... It frickin' posts instead... OWJEEHDHJWDJJSHS)

Amalia x gn reader- pampered like royalty (sfw)

Reader is gender neutral and referred to as y/n

They forget to take proper care of themselves, so Amalia invited them over for some self care and pampered them! 💚

Amalia cared deeply for y/n... She loved them... Dearly... So it absolutely ticked her off when she found y/n looked fatigued, like they hadn't eaten all day... And they looked dehydrated... And sleepy... And they stank a bit too...

Amalia grabbed their hands. "Y/n! Have you actually taken care of yourself today!?" She shouted, concerned about their health.

"uh... Oh crud... Hehe...sorry... I kinda... Forgot..?" They responded nervously.

Amalia starts pulling them towards the palace, saying that she was gonna help them.

..........

They arrived at her room, specifically her bathroom, and she draws a bubble bath, making sure y/n liked the temp of the water. "Alright, I'm gonna go talk to the chef and get them to make ur favorite food, I'm also gonna get ur favorite cold drink, ok? Now, you need a bath, I'll go, you take your bath, got it?" She informed y/n.

Y/n murmured an I understand and she left. They took their clothes off, and stepped into the bath, laying in it, realizing how much they needed it, and it had bubbles too! They relaxed in the water, and after a bit, they hear Amalia knocking on the door.

"y/n, I have your drink, and I'll wash your hair before you really relax, ok?" She didn't give them any time to argue, as she opens the door, putting the drink on the sink.

They hurried and covered themselves, face red. "A-Amalia... Couldn't you wait?" Y/n pleaded.

"No, silly, you were probably gonna doze off..." She said, motioning for them to sit up.

They sat up against the wall of the bathtub, back to Amalia, and making sure their stuff was covered. Amalia started washing their hair, first soaking it with water, then putting shampoo in their hair, kneading it into their scalp, relaxing them further, making them forget they were flustered just a bit ago.

"you know, shampoo should only be used on your scalp, as it's used to clean the grease and oil and such..." She drones on about the importance of taking good care of your hair, and how to do so.

Y/n completely tuned out, just listening to her voice, not the words. They snapped back to reality, as Amalia was rinsing their hair. "You ok, y/n?" She asked, concerned at the sudden jolt from them.

"o-oh... Yah... I just zoned out for a bit..." They responded, not wanting her to know how soothing her fingers were on their scalp.

"ok... If you say so..." She said, sceptical.

The princess continued rinsing the soap out of their hair. After that, she put conditioner on her hands and applied it to the ends of y/n's hair, telling her why she did.

After that, Amalia stood up, wiping her hands off with a towel, and said, "I'll be back soon to wash the conditioner out of your hair, you wash your body, y/n,"

They nodded, and the sadida walked out, closing the door behind her. They grabbed some body soap and a rag, and started washing themselves.

..........

About ten minutes later, Amalia knocked on the door. "You finished washing your body, y/n?" She asked.

"yah, I'm all done, you can come in," y/n responded, blushing slightly.

Amalia came in and shut the door behind her. She put fresh, comfy-looking clothes on the sink, then started washing their hair out, afterwards giving them the drink. "There you go, drink it, I'll get you once the food is done," she stated, starting to walk out.

"w-wait... Actually... Could you massage my scalp? Like when you were putting the shampoo in my hair?" Y/n asked, face red with embarrassment, taking a drink.

Amalia pretended to be more grumpy than she was and huffed, "fine... But you should know, I'm the princess of the Sadida kingdom and..." She blabbed on and on, walking over and massaging their scalp like earlier.

They relaxed, zoning out again and drinking the drink. After a bit, Amalia stops, and she smiles gently at how relaxed y/n seemed.

..........

After a while, the drink is finished and one of the staff knocked on the door, saying the meal for y/n was ready. Amalia told them to put the meal on her table and she walked out to take care of it, telling y/n to get out of the bath and to put on the clothes she brought in.

They got out of the bath and dried off, putting the clothes on. They walked out of the bathroom, and Amalia sat them on her bed, giving her the plate/bowl of food and some utensils.

Y/n dug into the food, finishing it before long. "That was delicious!" They exclaimed, stuffed.

Amalia smiled softly at their contentness, "I'm glad you thought so... Maybe you'll remember to eat more often... Now come here," she said, sitting criss- crossed on the edge of her bed, pointing to the pillow on the ground in front of her.

Y/n sat there, and Amalia started brushing their damp hair. They thought it was soothing, and they enjoyed it when Amalia did this for them.

Soon, she finished and told y/n to get on the bed, patting the spot in front of her and turning her direction, sitting on her knees. They sit there, and are surprised when Amalia puts their head onto her lap, massaging it.

They smile gently at her, "thank you, Amalia..." They said, yawning.

"you're welcome, y/n... Now, go to sleep," she responded gently.

They don't argue and fall asleep pretty quickly, swearing that they felt her kiss their forehead just before they fell asleep.

The End💚

(MAN I wish she did this to meeee... I'm so sick of being SINGLE T-T)

[messrsrarchives]

ran here from the last question sorry -- i always thought tiktok pays so well! how are influencers using it as their main source (not that i think youre lying im just curious)

you ran SO fast omg hello usain. also woah the double dash? i'm a big - fan but -- ?? you might be putting me onto smth here

putting it under the cut because ew yucky money talk

i'm SO open about money so i literally don't give a fuck sharing all this.

essentially: tiktok moved from the Creator Fund to the Creator Rewards Programme in a lot of countries which is so much stingier and awful.

RPM: this stands for reward per mile (1000 views) and it's different on each video !! they take into account a lot of things but the main ones are average watch time, search performance, regional distribution of views, what % of the views are highly engaged followers, advertising values. the HIGHESTTTT my rpm has ever been is 0.36. so for every 1000 views that fit all of these (and more criteria) on that ONE specific video, i get 36p. and then the next highest is literally 0.21

like it's PENNIES.

AND this only applies to: videos seen on the fyp - if you go through my account to watch them? doesn't count - and videos over 1 minute long. so even that one with 36p every thousand views? it's done now. because it's no longer really on the fyp because it's been more than the couple of days that videos actually stay there.

so what these influencers do (amicharlise spoke about this recently) is brand deals !! nearly all of their money comes from brand deals - esp because a lot of influencers don't do 1 min + ?? i'm thinking people like tallulah and that gang, it's usually quick videos besides GRWM and stuff like that. so it's mostly brand deals that actually give them enough money to use tt as their job

subs are different !! you can choose from tiers: i chose the lowest of £3 and it all goes towards surgery anyway, and people choose between a one off or a monthly payment. there was also the option to put in your own price but £3 was the minimum and what sub gives you - sub chat, sub only lives, sub only videos and something else that i can't actually remember. OH!!! stickers. stickers to use in tt dms.

like tt does NOT pay people unless they have a lot of subs and they put the price higher, and idk if yall have noticed but theyve added ads to peoples videos? yeah, that doesnt go to the creator. it goes to tt.

so it's always quite funny when i get dms or comments yelling at me for profitting off of fandom because it's like,,, buddy. the amount that i have made (including subs) to go towards my surgery? doesn't even cover the overnight hospital parking 😭😭 ACTUALLY LMAO: each stitch that my surgeon uses is £75. it does not even cover ONE STITCH.

LIKEEEEE i promise yall i am not exploiting people for money 😭😭 "tHe PrIvAtIsAtIoN oF fAnDoM" get outtttt of my dms 😭😭 it's not coming out of your pockets 😭😭 (unless you voluntarily choose to support via sub which gives you access to a PERSONAL discord, not a FANDOM one, and then that is the privatisation of me, not fandom. OH ALSO!! i have said that i won't be doing sub only vids etc because i feel bad restricting stuff from wider fandom)

so uhhh yah :D

tt does NOT pay well if you're in one of the countries that changed to CRP instead of creator fund

[apuff]

--currently on tumblr break if you see me posting its probably queue *furthermore i would not recommend sending a donation request ask, because i am logged out i won't see it or be able to help, you're probably better off just sending it to someone else

he/she just use whatever you think is most genderfuck in any given situation

you can call me puff or apuff

i am a minor

i block liberally and dont really have a dni, but PLEASE do not follow me if you are a terf or post nsfw 🙏🙏🙏🙏 seriously

i post art and writing and some assorted shitposts, it's usually about mcr (my wife michael romance 😇😇😈) i do like other music and webcomics and videogames tho

@apuff-rb is my reblog blog

@apuff-comics comic blog

i tag for most common triggers, and i use just the word (eg, blood not tw blood), and usually tag both bright AND flashing things as "eyestrain"

please donate or reblog this fundraiser, verified here :

i have a few different tags for various things in my blog, like:

art (some old art of others' is on here, but it's mostly my art)

apuff's inane ramblings (inconsequential text posts)

mcr (My Chemical Romance is an American rock band from Newark, Ne)

dungeon meshi (you know what this is you're on tumblr)

miku (HATSUNE MIKUUUUU)

art save (things that are pretty, i'm trying to keep tutorials out of this now but i might forget)

save (like..general useful stuff, good websites, not very specific)

things i want to draw (self-explanatory, more for text posts that inspire me than images, which is "art save")

picrew (picrew chains. i reblog the picrew of people that i tag in these because otherwise i can't find them ever)

long post (posts that are long, this is mostly for blacklisting)

free palestine (self-explanatory)

remember this (desperate plea. i don't even know what i use this for)

art tutorials (TAG I JUST MADE UP NOW!!! i probably won't retroactively tag things as this)

-----

ok so for starters for trigger/blacklist tagging i'm using the format of just the thing in the tag, not "cw" or "tw" before or after it. for example, something with blood would just be "blood" not "tw blood."

for bright colors, i'm doing "eyestrain." i'm tagging things with flashing/strobing colors, lights, or light n darkness "flashing lights" if you're sensitive to that, please make sure you have it blocked since i can't cover the absolute myriad of the unstandardized tags for that specific thing on every reblog with it.

let me know if there's something i need to tag on a post, i forget a lot of stuff/autoreblog plus there's fears i don't know about and things

now palestine/gaza related posts are sort of a whole different beast in terms of tagging? i'm trying to put down "free palestine" on every post i reblog about the topic (cause you actually need to do that to get tags to trending) (plus overall blog sorting is good)

now obviously, the entire GENERAL CONCEPT of the current genocide is dark and upsetting, so know that i really can't tag every possible thing that could be upsetting. but, i'm trying to make a system of particularly upsetting things, especially pertaining to images & videos

ok so. for images/videos of children being actively harmed, as well as graphic text descriptions, i'm doing "child harm" this does not cover statistics of children killed or general comments on the fact

things like videos/images of gunfire, shooting and bombing, i'm doing "violence" like the other one this doesn't cover descriptions of those things happening.

"injuries" is self-explanatory- burns, bloody injuries, face trauma, etc, you get the drill (even blurred/pixely censored ones)

"dead body" is also self-explanatory, doesn't include body bags except if they have visible body part sticking out

tags that could mostly apply to anything (like "gun" or "blood") don't have any special tags, i just use the generic ones like i said above

still thinking of a tag for people being distressed about their situation/ their dead loved ones since things like "death"' are too vague and would cause overfiltering but i can't think of something accurate. if you have any suggestions, let me know.

[blackfairy312]

oh yah since i drew Mary finally here's what i have in mind for her;

- i'm going to write Mary with DID/OSDD. i won't go TOO much into detail, but know that Origami Cat, Monster Cat, Monster Rat, Monster Vinnie, and Tragedy Vinnie are her Alters and i DO have explanations for WHY and WHAT that means. because, i have been diagnosed with DID, it is a disorder i have personal experience with, so i have a LOT to say about Mary Schmidt, Trust Me

- Child Mary is around 6 or 8 years old, depending on if you're talking about Pre-Incident (minigames) or During the FNAC 3 main gameplay.

- Mary used to really like Vinnie, but one day when she was playing Hide n Seek with the Puppeteer, he used Vinnie to find her (also he cheated at the game) and it scared Mary so bad that she doesn't like Vinnie anymore

- Mary's new favorite is the Rat . he's the only Actor she interacts the most with.

- Toni (Rat Actor) recognizes her cause she's one of the kids who don't really interact with the other kids or the other Actors . she's quiet and keeps to herself.

- Richie (Cat Actor) doesn't recognize her cause he just has bad memory. he and Mary don't interact much

- Komi (Pianist) has interacted with Mary a few times. Komi tends to look after the lonely kids since she set up the paper and crayons and markers for the kids to use to draw.

- I feel like Mary avoids Komi because, in a way, Komi reminds her of a motherly figure. and Mary feels awkward about that considering her own mother is dead . Mary, as she gets older, has Mother Issues. i am so gonna get my inspiration from Laurie Strode when it comes to Adult Mary

- Vincent (Puppeteer) and Mary don't interact much either cause Mary avoids him (after the Incident, her brain blocks out every memory of him. and this manifests as Monster Vinnie)

- Mary's Dad (Harry i think I named him) is a girldad . he is the Dad who Stepped Up. cheers for Mary's dad !!

- Mary is very creative (obviously from her drawings in-game) and i want to lean into that and showcase it. she's going to be seen drawing a lot.

- Mary is genuinely scared of the Puppeteer, growing older she sort of "forgets" the traumatic experience that happened (her mind blocking it out/alters hiding memories from her to keep her safe) but she feels very uncomfortable about the Psychopath movie that he starred in and literally cannot watch it because HIS FUCKING FACE is a trigger for her.

- expanding on that scene where she sees the Marionette as an adult and it morphs into Vinnie (or, the Tragedy Vinnie we see in Fnac 1) which basically reignites that traumatic memory and sends her into a mental breakdown.

- as a result of that Adult Mary returning to the Candy's franchise multiple times like Michael Afton kept doing was probably some sort of trauma response. since she's retraumatizing herself by getting a job at the restaurant that's associated with the theater that she saw two guys get killed in. her mental state affects her ability to work and then she falls asleep on the job, and those kids die in the factory. GREAT! another traumatic event happens! so Tragedy Vinnie is a manifestation of her guilt of this particular incident. maybe her guilt manifests as "Vinnie" because she compares herself to the Puppeteer? both of them got two people killed after all.

- she spirals again and applies as a security guard in the restaurant, which then the consequences comes back to bit her and it's like EVERYTHINF from her past is coming back (the Remnant of the Actors may linger behind, as well as the Agony of the two children at the same time). so a FOURTH traumatic event with this franchise happens.

- fast forward a few years for Fnac 2 and this is where my inspiration from Laurie Strode comes in. Mary = Laurie and Marylin = Laren/Allyson. Mary probably didn't tell her daughter about her traumatic experiences with the franchise, but the Factory is basically the "Michael Myers" of the town. the thing everyone talks about in whispers. the scary town legend. which leads to, dumb teenagers being dumb, Marylin accepting the bet and getting stuck inside the Factory for five nights. to which wold trigger Mary again after like, 20 or so years of being rid of this, she finally says ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! DONT MESS WITH MY FAMILY AGAIN!!!) and runs into the building to rescue her daughter, with gallons of gasoline, and they BURN that bitch down together.

- also i forgot to acknowledge the incident involving Mary's brother. yeah that probably added a lot of guilt into her already troubled brain. and this is why the Monster Cat/Rat come out to torment her . this incident happening with her brother probably gets brought up again when her daughter gets involved with the franchise. she does NOT want her family to get hurt, she would relive it all again to protect her family from that kind of horror and suffering

i havea lot of thoughts .. i can expand on them later cause right now im kind of all over the place and my thoughts might not make much sense at the moment

[cloneloverrrrr]

𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗜𝘃𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝗱 ⠀

⠀

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 : 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗼𝗹𝗳𝗳𝗲 𝘅 𝗙𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 ⠀

⠀

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 : 𝘂𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗜𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 ⠀

⠀

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 : 𝗡𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 & 𝗮𝘄𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 ( 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 ) ☁️⠀

⠀

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗰, 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗖𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗼𝘁 , 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 & 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱!🥰⠀

⠀

⠀

⠀

⠀

So the morning has finally come you think as you stare into the large brightly lit mirror in the fresher, taking your last sip of caf, you finish straightening out your cream silk blouse, apply the last layer of clear gloss ensuring your makeup is perfect but not over done finally you squirt out some of your favourite floral perfume slick your long black wavy hair into a high pony tail and your good to go, as you hail the speeder cab outside your high rise apartment the nerves begin to set in , not because of your job you've been doing this for a couple of years now, although most people thought you were too young but your father also works within the Senate so you branching into part of the GAR doesn't come at a surprise, you are part of the fight to give the clones more rights and fair treatment. ⠀

Several thoughts ran through your mind 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 , 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗷𝗼𝗯, 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗼𝗹𝗳𝗲 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲⠀

Yes you knew you'd be working with the 104th and you heard he can be a little rough⠀

You come to an abrupt halt outside the barracks of the GAR to be greeted by the gentle Master Plo Koon "Koh-to-yah Senator Lontac , we are so pleased you will be joining us" "Koh-to-yah Master Plo Koon, Im very pleased to be here" you say back with a soft smile and your pretty sure you could see the Kel Dor smiling back at you under his mask. ⠀

As he leads you down through the barracks to the Venator-class Destroyer , one man sticks out in the group of clones, his distinctive grey and white armour you catch him remove his helmet and all you can think of is how handsome this man is , the scar running down his face just adding to the fire building up inside you, the Jedi Master leads you over to the group of troopers who all immediately address you , which you beam them a big smile and nod⠀

"Commander Wolffe I would like you to meet Senator Crystal Lontac, she will be joining you on your relief mission to Aleen and then will be spending several rotations with the 104th before we head back to Coruscant, I trust you will treat her well. Forgive me I must take my leave" ⠀

⠀

"Sir, Yes Sir!" Wolffe says cooly as the Jedi Master wanders off further into the Barracks...⠀

⠀

"Nice to meet you Commander Wolffe, I have heard many good things about you and the 104th" you say through a nervous kinda gritty smile... ⠀

⠀

To your shock he eye rolls you and lets out a small grunt⠀

𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝘄𝗸𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗜 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 ⠀

finally after a few moments silence you hear "We must head to the Bridge , I am awaiting contact from Senator Amidala and Master Yoda so if you'd like to follow me... Senator" if someones tone of voice could kill the award would go to Commander Wolffe right now.⠀

As you follow the Commander each trooper who walks past greets you professionally and with respect and to each one you flash your famous smile yours twinkle each time, finally you both reach the bridge as you are standing a few feet away from Commander Wolffe 3 troopers come upto you ⠀

"Nice to meet you Senator Lontac, my names Boost" "Im Sinker" "Im Comet" they took you by surprise as each clone removed his helmet 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲.... 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮𝘀 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗱𝗺𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝘁 , 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗼𝗹𝗳𝗳𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲 ⠀

"Nice to meet you all, Im so glad you've all welcomed me , I know we will all be working close together" from the corner of your line of sight you catch the Commander looking you up and down then his eyes suddenly glare at Boost... ⠀

"We have never worked with such a pretty Senator , Ill look after you" Boost says with a little wink, this makes you blush ever so slightly ⠀

"TROOPERS begin landing procedures immediately" ⠀

"SIR YES SIR" all 3 of them said in sync ⠀

⠀

"Senator you will be travelling in my gun ship so follow me" the most rudest tone you'd ever heard in your life⠀

As you both approach the elevator Wolffe enters first with you following behind a stony silence fills the small compact space until a few floors down several shinys enter in at such speed you get knocked back into Wolffe, your curvy ass pushes right into his codpiece , you feel two large gloved hands grip your waist to keep you steady.⠀

The Commander seems to hold you for longer than needed but deep down your not complaining, its only until several voices fill the small space with " Sorry pardon us Senator" you feel Wolffes hands tear away from you. ⠀

Letting out a small clearing of your throat this long awkward elevator ride comes to an end and you find yourself walking in the main hanger towards to the gun ships. ⠀

⠀

A little chirping noise breaks your chain of thoughts " Hello R2D2 , hello C3PO nice to see you both again!" With that Wolffe comes up behind you and forcefully shoved C3PO onto a crate and all you can hear is " you think this is rough? wait till we get to the surface" you couldn't help but think how sexy that sounded⠀

𝗻𝗼 𝗻𝗼 𝗻𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘆 again all you can feel is this fire / butterflies building up inside you. Not realising Commander Wolffe was behind you so close you could feel the cold armour rubbing against the thin layer of fabric your clothes provided, knowing inside you shouldn't do this you let your slender fingers gently ghost across his thigh only for a moment or so, and maker even though his helmet was on you knew his eye were gazing into you, you enjoyed it.... ⠀

⠀

Landing onto the planet Aleen was smooth, Warthog is a good and skilled pilot, as soon as you touched down you, Commander Wolfee, R2D2 & C3PO are greeted by the Aleena so Wolffe explains to his troopers what he wants them to do "SIR YES SIR" ⠀

⠀

"So cyar’ika why dont you follow me and we can get started on those reports" Boost says cheekily gently touching your shoulder⠀

"Oh Boost you know I am not your cyar’ika - however yes lets get started on those reports shall we?" this came out alot more flirtier than you meant but you followed Boost over to a nearby hut and started on the Holopad getting your daily reports completed. A good hour must of gone by and you were so into the conversation yourself and Boost where having you did not notice the Commander storming over shooting daggers over to Boost ⠀

"TROOPER did I not give orders you were to find those blasted droids!?" ⠀⠀

"errr... sorry Commander I was helping the Senator with her reports" ⠀⠀

"Well dont, she does not require you to assist her with anything" this was probably the coldest tone you heard coming from his mouth and for some reason it hurt ⠀

⠀

"Take Sinker and Comet find those droids and ensure the communications are back up and running NOW" ⠀

⠀

"SIR YES SIR"⠀

⠀

The atomosphere between you and the Commander was not pleasant lets put it that way, with a small tear creeping up in the corner of your eye you turn to face away from him and begin to walk away...⠀

⠀

"I am not finished with you Senator, I want a full detailed report of the progress on this mission as-well as the treatment of my men and your thoughts , think you can handle that?" ⠀

⠀

𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗢𝗛 𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗲𝗹? 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀⠀

feeling a slight rage you get closer to the Commander and look directly in his eyes, his tall broad body towering over your 5"5 height ⠀

"Yes Commander this will be done, and if I couldn't handle it why am I here?" you spit out at him and turn to walk away. ⠀

⠀

A few hours later back on board the Cruiser sat in your new temporary office you continue to tap away at the Holopad diving into detail ready to have this completed for the Commander when you hear a small knock ⠀

⠀

"its open.."⠀

⠀

"Hello Senator fancy joining us for some food?" A curious Boost pops his head through the door "come on I bet your hungry" you hear Sinker in the background "if you don't eat the Senate will think we aren't treating you fairly" laughs Comet ⠀

⠀

"ok ok boys I'm coming, lead the way!"⠀

⠀

⠀

Once you Boost, Sinker and Comet are sat down eating chatting and laughing away you see the Commander making his way over.... ⠀

"Senator Lontac please come to my office we have some things to discuss with your reports" but this time his tone was not sarcastic or cold it was just monotone no feeling to it, and for some reason that riled you up further. ⠀

⠀

"Can this not wait Commander? I have already sent you a copy of my report and all.."⠀

⠀

"My office now"⠀

⠀

you slammed your fists down on the table get up and walk towards Commander Wolffe you can hear Boost, Sinker & Comet in the background snickering. ⠀

⠀

Wolffe leads you to his office and ushers you to sit down next to him... ⠀

"I just wanted to know if you needed my input or any help with the reports Senator" this was the first time you ever heard a more softer tone from the grumpy Commander ⠀

⠀

"No Commander Wolffe I have everything under control.... and its Crystal... not Senator" you say as you look over to him under those long lashes, your full lips slightly parted⠀

⠀

"If we are ditching the professional titles... its just Wolffe" again so softly spoken you cant help but feel that burning heat rise inside you, a small tingle between your legs. But boy oh boy you could feel the sexual tension rising before you could do anything Wolffe placed his hand above your knee slowly working his way up, his touch so soft it sent shivers down your spine, suddenly within a flash of a second he has pulled you onto him and your straddling his hips, the cool of his armour feels so good against your body. ⠀

He is gripping has hands onto your tiny waist harder your almost grinding on his codpiece the gentlest breathy moan escapes your pouty lips, your so sure you could hear Wolffe growl.... but as quickly as he pulled you onto him he ushers you off him. ⠀

⠀

Quickly composing yourself feeling those damn tears again your face blushing uncontrollably you make a dash for it out of his office, not stopping until you reach your own private quarters. ⠀

⠀

Behind your closed door the tears stream down your face⠀

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 ? 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗲𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗺𝗲 ? ⠀

⠀

Those thoughts take hours to leave your mind before you drift off into a peaceful sleep. ⠀

⠀

⠀

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗻... 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀⠀

𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗶 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗱 ⠀

⠀

Wolffe lays in bed clenching his fists to his sides the image of your pretty face never leaving his mind. ⠀

⠀

⠀

𝘛𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘥.....

⠀

[sol-draws-sometimes]

Fun little Spanish Quirk!

Idk if there's any official rule of this but this is a rule I realized existed a couple of years ago and I want to share it with ya'll!

Okay so you may or may not know that in Spanish, to minimize a word, you add "ito/a" at the end of a word.

For example:

Perro= Perrito

Carro= Carrito

Rápido= Rapidito

Silla= Sillita

Casa= Casita

Sometimes you add "cito" so that it sounds nicer:

Cafe= cafecito

However, some people will add "ico" instead of ito, and I realized it follows this rule:

If the constant of the last syllable contains a 't', then you can use "ico/a"

For example:

Pato=Patico

Gato=Gatico

Caliente=Calientico

The only mainstream(at least to Cubans) example I can think of is Jose Martin's poem, Los Zapaticos de Rosa. (which if you haven't read please do! This website has it in English and Spanish. Just be aware the title is better translated as "the little pink shoes")

Some examples of when it DOESN'T work:

Casa≠Casica

Silla≠Sillica

Carro≠carrico

(At least to my ears these sound wrong)

However, apparently people say "perrico," which sounds weird to me, but I saw some backing for it. So idk if it's a hard and fast rule. With that said, I'm pretty sure the "t rule" applies pretty well to most words!

Also, I googled while writing this and forgot there are other diminutives people use, so you can have it properly explained in this article! (also just explains the diminutive rule more eloquently)

So yah, if you Speak/teach Spanish tell me if this checks out or not! And if you're learning Spanish, dw about using it, just stick to the OG rule if it confuses you. This isn't something someone sat down and taught me. It's something I do instinctively and reversed engineered a rule for it afterwards.

Sources! (I ended up googling to get example words/word things better) ⬇️

Quora thread, I used Damain C.Dol's cafecito example and they reminded me of "cito"

Used some of the examples in this article

Quora mentioned perrico(Katja Kaila)

Other Quora perrico mention(Juan Carlos Martin)

[nakedmonkey]

Can you elaborate on "Melissa Schemmenti is a bottom" for me.... for reasons....

oh my goodness, this is my chance to (be pelted by fandom cause I know this is a controversial opinion) shine!

So. Here's the thing. If we want to get technical, Melissa is a switch who tops A LOT (is this gonna get NSFW? Yah. A little bit, but first let's get real angsty--also this got long, I apologize), BUT once someone manages to crack the hard shell, she is emotionally, sexually, and inherently, a bottom.

Top in the streets, bottom in the sheets BECAUSE she needs to feel emotionally supported to grant someone the absolute gift of topping her (can you imagine? The Privilege).

People like Melissa aren't born tough, they're made that way because they have to be. She gives off very Eldest Daughter vibes to me (happy to be proven wrong by canon tho, would love it if she had an older brother but I doubt it), the third parent type. She's taken care of people her entire life, has taken on great responsibilities because that's just what you do when you're the eldest (took care of grandma during her last days etc.), and this can turn an Eldest Daughter into a Parent-Partner, especially if a certain ex-husband didn't mind being the one in the relationship whose needs were always met and wasn't really expected to reciprocate.

Melissa is resourceful and tough because she's had to be, and she's never asked anyone for help cause no one's ever offered!

This kind of habit of compartmentalizing and setting aside her own needs carries over to her sex life.

It's a comfort zone as much as it is a setback. Both with women and men, but more so with women.

Women have always been Melissa's downfall, more than men. And that's because it always starts out on pretty even ground.

Because old customs and a very Catholic upbringing normalize a level of subservience to men, it allows her a certain freedom when it comes to her relationships with women. Private as she may be, she's still less guarded around women by nature and she approaches these connections without the preset notion that she's expected to take care of them.

They're like her. They take care of their own shit.

If only she wasn't such a homo for them tho.

Melissa's found that she takes great pleasure in giving women pleasure, because she knows, from personal experience, that if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself, and why would sex be any different?

Doing this for another woman, making her feel good, is a high like no other.

If Melissa's sexual history had a Yelp page, she'd have only 5 star ratings.

There are rules tho. Or she used to have rules before Barbara.

Casual flings were fine, but no one fucked her unless she knew them.

And NO ONE ate her out unless she trusted them.

She may love women, but she has boundaries--and plenty of trust issues.

(those boundaries have never applied to Barbara Howard)

Being the one who leads, the one in charge, is a way for Melissa to keep herself safe.

But that's not say she doesn't enjoy being lead just the same--it just takes a certain kind of person.

Like Jen, the personal trainer she hooked up with on a semi-regular basis during one of her breakups with Barbara who liked to blindfold her and fuck her until she was absolutely spent.

It all ended when Jen suggested maybe they should spend more time together.

Barbara is a lot like Melissa in certain ways--she's got a thick shell of her own for one, except hers requires heavy machinery to cut through.

Melissa never got a chance to think about who would top who when they got together because she realized she was in love with Barbara before she ever really recognized she wanted to fuck her.

It was easy.

Barbara takes care of Melissa in ways no one else ever has--she anticipates her needs and Melissa never has to ask

She trusted Barbara with her life before they even acknowledged their mutual attraction.

And the first time they kissed, Melissa knew that she would a) spend hours between Barbara's legs given the chance, and b) she would let Barbara do whatever she wanted to her.

Now she's still selective, but the criteria changes depending on her mood, and on how things are going with Barb.

She may spend hours replaying the way Barbara moans her name when she fucks her, but she also likes being pinned to a flat surface as much as the next girl, you know?

[rk-ocs]

, I tried to calculate Maria's age with math. Tony inherited the company at 21, Howard died at 74. He was born in 1917 and Tony was born in 1970. Meaning he was 53 when Tony was born.  In 1954 he creates Stark Expo-, and that blurb mentions he eventually married Maria.  Meaning he was 37.

Now let's say for the sake of Maria getting things done that they married in 1960 and had 10 years of marriage before having Tony. Let's say she had him at 35. We can bump it later, but fives are nice even numbers as with this calculation we have it that she married Howard at 25 in 1960. So B:1945. That takes away the WW2 backdrop, but there's plenty to explore in the following years.

That doesn't give her as much time to get up to her own adventures as I thought. I don't know, my headcannon has her has her probably not getting married so young.

The thing is, 35 is sort of a peak year in fertility. Past that​ age chances of Downs and other problems increase.  Howard is 53 at Tony's birth, and men's fertility begins to decrease at 40, and risk of miscarriage rises ECT.

This is supported in the comics with the difficultly they had in having Arno, and why Aliens got involved to have a healthy child.

And then Tony Armstrong Stark, born of a Hydra and Shield coupling, was then adopted by one of Sheilds founders, and raised by a brilliant inventor (and his brilliant wife) and

Howard is described with Genius intelligence ranked at 5, Tony is a super Genius at 6. The only higher intelligence tier is omniscient which is applied to things like gods and mutants from what I see. All of the Tony Starks are in superginius category. Even his AI mental one. Arno Stark has super Genius intelligence as his only ability (stuck on life support and really can't develop anything else) and that was because the Alien genetically engineered it before he was born.

On a slightly unrelated note, Shield is pretty much TAS 's heritage by this point.

So back to the age thing. Maria could have married Howard super young (gross). She could have have a very complicated and dangerous pregnancy (or several). Tony could be adopted or have had Alien intervention.

It's possible that they hadn't thought Maria could have kids and we're very surprised.

It's possible that Tony was a Miracle baby.

Somehow that all pales in comparison to the idea Howard and Maria going into Genetic engineering to have a healthy child ( and Hydra later stole that research too)

That would increase the Odds of being having a healthy Tony at older ages , especially if they use a surrogate. (Been around since 1985, but we can mess a bit with history in other world's if we need to) Perhaps Amanda Armstrong, in a twist, is Tony's Surrogate here

*Gestational surrogacy (also known as host or full surrogacy[3]) was first achieved in April 1986.[5] It takes place when an embryo created by in vitro fertilization (IVF) technology is implanted in a surrogate, sometimes called a gestational carrier. Gestational surrogacy may take a number of forms, but in each form the resulting child is genetically unrelated to the surrogate:

the embryo is created using the intended father's sperm and the intended mother's eggs. The resulting child is genetically related to both intended parents.

------

Red taught the Carbonell s to growl when someone picks them up.

Tony learned from his mother, who learned it from her father, who learned it from his uncle, and so forth.

It makes for an interesting Bonding moment when he is teaching his previously unknown brother Arno, and his previously Unknown niece Eleanor how to properly Growl

‘--------

Maria is the daughter of Samuel Carbonell and Emily Collins.

Emily is the daughter of Alexander and Jenna Michaels

Sam is the Son of Felix C and Isabella Hanson

Felix is the child of Lucas Cand Marcia Rodríguez

I should add siblings so cousians happen later.

-------

So yah a lot of Maria and Carbonell backstory in general will be headcannoned.

And Stark too.

I headcannon, for instance that before Howard the Starks were Jewish, but he keeps that quiet for business opportunity purposes, and is overall not big on religion.

Maria is, a lot smarter then her stats say she is. She is exclent at math. The Carbonells are Capable of calculations, having a high enough percentage to be able to tell the future to an extent. And it involves math. Also guidance to handle it, and not spiral into crazy. She is fond of the Piano, and gambling, used to winning them too (it mentoned she deliberately lost a lot of money)

Red was a terrible enabler of this, by teaching her how to play cards, along with lessons of how to read the people playing them.

She seems to enable all of her Prinicpals in one way or another (such as teaching Tony to drive)

I should come up with a Carbonell family tree I think

-----

I sort of headcannon Red as emotionally distant from her parents. Her Dad is on a submarine, and her mom is always working. You knew this. I picture the house as being clean and sort of empty looking, as all signs of life are stored away in it, the dishes washed after use and back in the cubbord. She wakes up there. She eats.  Maybe she will come home and take out the GameCube and play pokemon collesum or something, but she would rather be elsewhere most days. It's MT who comes by and makes sure she's awake on school days, its her aunt and Uncles house that she invites people over to play smash at, and its never her mother she chatters to.

When her mother is home, the volume is to be kept down.

Meeting Tony, she sees Parales, and tries to be a good cousian as well as guard. Meeting and becoming friends with Maria, she internalized the lesson that good people are not nesscarly good parents.

Some people are just not cut out to be parents. Maria tries, she teaches Tony how to play Piano, teaches him a song about math, but he's still pretty lonely

------

Deaging characters

A young Red and Tony would conclude that they have been kidnapped. Or at least that's the scenario that would come to mind with bodyguard teen Red, and child Tony.

Probably with Tony being the one talking, as red is not talking at this time.

"Don't come any closer, or my bodyguard will shoot you." He signs non fatal main, and red points her gun at them, as they backup.

Upon escaping, they would conclude they ended up in the future, and that red possible ly TT d them. Then they find out his parents are dead and mourn.

Alone it would depend if Red recognized Tony. She could run away or Tony could hire her. Either way it would take  negotiating fast.

Alone deaged Tony, would recognize Red, and probably enjoy being in the future.

Kid Desmond, might pull a Red and run away. (Kid Desmond and adult Red would be adorable though) despite not liking contact from most people, I she's not adverse to giving kids she trusts a piggy back ride. Or shoulder ride.

So It would never happen with a kid Natasha , but Tony, or Des if they asked for sure. Clint wouldn't ask, Steve might still have Serum, and Bruce would be baffled

(This is child turned without adult memories)

Now gender swapped, has its own questions

Would the guys who have beards have them as girls too? Or is it more magical and auto pretty, and they have to put up with big boobs problems?

-----

Jasper's revenge mission from his point of view

For killing my godfather, I will track you down and kill you.

Your getting on a plane are you? I can get on that thing unnoticed no problem.

So you are in that car are you... All I need is a dis... Perfect it looks like they know each other! Let's hide in the car and hope he doesn't have any more luggage.

So everyone here is wearing white. Good thing I never liked this sweater.

Haha I blend perfectly.

What kind of assassins wear white? Wait assassins! I could just hire one! That's so much easier!

Damn it it's apparently class... Actually that's perfect! I could just learn to be an assassin and kill him myself

Why don't we ever learn useful things like parkour in school

Wait even better! I could just hire the assassin teacher to kill him

What do you mean you won't take my money and kill him! What kind assassins are you people!

(Swears in anger at Desmond. Like pretty extremely actually . I think in English it would be something like "you fucking idiotic shit" Osti is for extereme anger, épais is and de marde is of shit, used to place emphasis on the idoticy of the person it's aimed at. ) So after some extreme name calling and swearing at poor Desmond , who thankfully didn't seem to understand the insult, he ran off and stayed out of sight untill Eleanor showed up.

Tante, qu'est-ce que tu fais ici? (Aunty what are you doing here?) (According to Google translate)

Que fais-tu ici?

Je suis vengeance (I'm here for revenge)

C'est l'affaire d'Alyssa. Viens maintenant à la voiture. (That's Alyssa's business. Now come to the car)

I want to try to throw some Quebec sleep into Reds language. I think we did talk about cussing before, but I also want Red/ Jaz to be useing little things more. Like bah, or perhaps saying C’est plate! (Boring!) Under their breath sometimes.

Or just slang like

Baise-moué l’ail. Literally means “kiss my garlic.” Clearly, this is a derivative of an English expression that asks you to kiss a certain part of the human anatomy.

Être tiguidou. Everything is just dandy. No problem here! A-Ok!

Or

J’ai la langue à terre.Roughly translates to “my tongue is on the floor” which means either you are really hungry or tired. The downside to this expression is that you might need to elaborate further after each time you say it, which, all the more, delays the relief you are hoping to get from either hunger or exhaustion. This expression, just like the previous example, may have its roots from Classical French.

Lâche pas la patate! Literally, this translates to “don’t let go of the potato.” Yet another interesting expression, if you hear this from a French Canadian, he could be giving you encouragement not to back out of a daunting task, which is touching. But, most of the time, he is more likely threatening you not to chicken out of a bet, a dare, or a promise.

Especially for misunderstandings

Gosses. This, for sure, can be a very tricky word between Québec French and Metropolitan French. When in France, it will not be an issue if you say to someone “Ca va, les gosses?”in which you are just asking how their kids are doing. Gosses in Québec French however, has come to mean “testicles” for some reason. In short, the typical way of greeting someone’s kids in Metropolitan French may not elicit a pleasant response when spoken in Quebec.

------

Se laisser manger la laine sur le dos.Meaning, to “let someone eat the wool off your back” means that you are letting someone make a fool out of you or swindle you. I personally think that this is one of the more creative expressions from the Québec French variety.

-----

Avoir mal aux cheveux. It roughly translates to “have a hair ache.” It is an expression used to describe an intense headache. One can only assume that it came from the fact that the headache is so severe that it even made the hair feel the pain.

------

*you help me find out who is sending me these things &help me put a stop to it

Aiden: apparently it's Desmond miles.

Jaz: wait, I know that picture. It's the assassin teacher. Why the hell is he sending me this spam

Aiden: he was last seen in Italy

Jaz:then I'm going to Italy to kick his ass. Would you please hack me a ticket

Aiden:and that will cover the favor

Jaz: sure

Aiden: have fun in Italy, Jasper

-----

Jasper arrives in Italy

"I did not think this through"

Picks up phone, and dials Aiden

"Where in Italy was he last seen, please"

Also I find it strange that nither Jasper nor Desmond found it strange that both his godmother and aunt apparently came to the Assassin's farm to pick him up.

Of course Desmond could have thought Jasper was lying, but that Jasper himself treats it nonchalantly Implies that this might have happened before. Do they have a tracker on him or something?

It could also be a that his godmother was planning to kill Thomas anyways,  and met Eleanor was backing her up, untill she noticed Jasper.

It could be the possible Assassin\ Templar reds oblivious to in the cannon, but was mentioned as AU possible world's.

But still. Jasper just told Des, there were two other people you didn't know about there that night too, and he gave it like zero thought. I guess he was still processing that Jasper apparently followed the guy from Quebec to Black Rapids South Dakota. Which is pretty impressive admitibly

-------

[aceinacloset]

FNAF Encyclopedia Judgement part: 3

Golden Freddy page(s)

Golden Freddy is one of many favorite characters of mine, so if I seem a little harsh it’s just because I would expect better for a very important character, as well as better from them and for us Fnaf fans.  Anyway let’s begin the carnage 😊

Golden Freddy- “In Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria, gold strikes YOU. ”

Haha ‘in Soviet Russia’ meme… but really you couldn’t do the Iconic line ‘IT’S ME’.  Like was that the best you could come up with?

[ Data File]

While with Golden Freddy’s Game appearances I do count any iteration of Fredbear as an appearance, as long as those applies to the rules.  The only one I refuse to believe is an appearance, is the Fredbear plush in the private room in Sister Location because that isn’t really Golden Freddy.  That Fredbear plush feels like their own character, so much so I wish they got their own page, I wanted to know more about that “paranormal” bear.  Yet this book just classifies him as another Golden Freddy… sad...real sad.

Wait a minute, doesn't Golden Freddy appear in the Fazbear Fright story ‘The New Kid’?  I’m not crazy, he was there.  Doesn’t he also appear in the Silver eyes Book… I hate those books really, but at least acknowledge he was there.  Why are there no book appearances?  Am I wrong?... god this book is making me second guess myself.

[first paragraph?]

I feel there was so much more that could have been said to describe Golden Freddy, yeah he looks like Freddy but maybe bring up his past as Fredbear to explain differences and similarities, maybe bring up that lovely Chomp of ‘83.

I at least appreciate the reference to his rare easter egg in Fnaf 1, which I got once when I was younger… good memories.

[second page, first paragraph]

I mean all this info is nice but are you not going to talk about golden freddy’s other appearances or the cutscene in UCN, golden freddy’s ghostly nature that could bring into question if golden freddy is more paranormal then we think he is or even bring up about the possible spirits that inhabit him… no…ok…

This book has a big problem with describing things that don’t need to be described because they don’t actually tell us anything about the character.  Also some of this info I feel is in the freddy files, so it being here just feels unnecessary.

[‘Who’s in There?’]

You know they could answer the whole statement ‘BuT eXaCtLy WhAt He Is, We DoN’t KnOw.’ If they actually bothered to acknowledge bits of his character like the possible spirits haunting him or his reasoned aggression towards Afton, but no why bother actually answering questions we as a fandom have had about this character for like ever? Let's keep everything vague…goody goody…

Why talk about Withered Golden Freddy’s mechanic in Fnaf 2 and not in UCN when you use the death coin on him as that actually gives info on his character, specifically one of the possible spirits that haunt him… 

[first Golden Freddy Image]

I wish they used the fredbear UCN image as it would really reinforce Golden Freddy’s intimidating nature.  And again text that is unnecessary, maybe give simple info about Golden Freddy, maybe the phrase ‘The One You Should Not Have Killed.’ 

[big Image]

Just wasted space, why have him in the corner of the image.  Text is just unnecessary, maybe bring up the death coin since that Image is from UCN. (How dare you call Golden Freddy junk >:( .)

In general, Golden Freddy’s page sucks. It talks about him in only Fnaf 1 and 2, none of his other appearances throughout the series, which I believe is important to talk about with how story important this character is.  Love yah Golden Freddy, but your Encyclopedia pages gets a 2/10.