#but dirk AND kurloz???

[chewtoyboytoy]

the other day I asked a coworker what homestuck character they thought people keep kin assigning me bc I thought it'd be funny to have another tally mark in the "Dirk" category and I meet very few people who both know and like homestuck. But then they hit me out of left field with the metaphorical spiked dodge ball to the face that is "Kurloz Makara"

[cringefail-clown]

turnabout kids and their sprites! ive had an ask laying around in my inbox about them for far too long lmfao, so ive finally decided to draw em out

jane: mime porcelain doll + poppop

dirk: seagull + hal

roxy: wizard figurine + frigglish

jake: gcat + his dreamself

[eyeonyou]

TEXTPOSTS - no theme! this is madness! mayhem! lawlessness!

[tudirkulosis]

more textposts but its just the alpha trolls because i love them

[devxoid]

there is a total of one (1) visible pupil on this entire image

[shjiyemis]

Finished this thing

Glassesless and Facepaintless version and also the blank sheet under read more

[falvivi]

I TRIED TO DO THIS FOR HALLOWEEN BUT IT TOOK REALLY LONG(7 HOURS) AAAAAAA i hope it looks ok at least

[2r4d1k4l]

HEADCANON HOMESTUCK HEIGHTS PT 2 !?

i like imagining dave is short as hell ngl, idk why

[solidlobster1998]

> Kurloz: Make him shut the fuck up.

[starlit1daydream]

do you ever think about how one thing all three princes have in common is intense, obsessive love?

eridan with feferi, dirk with jake and kurloz with meulin.

it's a common thread linking all three of them together which i never see anybody talk about - all three of them have this overpowering feeling for somebody else which drives forward the majority of their character arc (particularly in the case of dirk and jake)

and all three relationships ultimately end up falling apart by the end of the comic

you can draw your own conclusions about what this means for the prince as a class but it's definitely a pattern that exists

[spac3-vinni3]

Homestuck dub in 2024???? more likely than you think!!!!!!!!!!

Closed temporarily.

Hey there homestucks!!!! i am thinking of making my very own homestuck dub!!!!! but in order to have a new dub i am gonna need voice actors!!!! just dm me @ini_vinnie on discord asking for one of these characters with a audio clip of you voicing said character here is the list:

Narrator: Me :33

KIDS BOTH BETA AND ALPHA

John/june: waiting on voice clip

Rose: @mulchergeist on discord

Dave: @Bana_biohazard on discord.

Jade: @sugar_rave_rabbit

Jane: free

Dirk: @nyazzy.wad on discord

Roxy: waiting on audio

Jake: free

TROLLSSS (dancestors included)

Karkat: @chewychows

Kankri: free

Aradia: pending voice

Damara: free

Tavros: free

Rufioh: free

sollux: free

Mituna: free

Nepeta: free

Meulin: @auenknown on disc

Kanaya: @aeroargonic on discord.

Porrim: free

Terezi: me >:]

Latula: @auenknown on disc

Vriska: @sunnyskulls on discord

Aranea: free

Equius: free

horuss: free

Gamzee: @spoopybois903 on disc

Kurloz: @spoopybois903 on disc

Eridan: @spoopybois903 on disc

Cronus: @bardofhope on discord

Feferi: free

Meenah: free

CHERUBS

Calliope: free

Caliborn: free

ALL OTHERCHARACTERS WITH A VOICE I CANT BE BOTHERED TYPING: FREEEEEEE

I will edit this when voices get taken!!!!!

also just letting you know i am a minor and if you aren't comfortable with that do not audition.

Thanks!!!!

[eyeonyou]

JAKE ENGLISH EDITION - everything is absolutely peachy in this bitch, pal! :>

[transientcuriosity]

errrrm so yeah i joined a zine hosted by @eure-k-a go check it out https://eurek-a.itch.io/ephemeral-bonds-homestuck-quadrant-fanzine DO IT ITS PRETTY COOL AND EVERYONES ART IS AMAZING AND BASED ON ALL THE QUADRANTS THERES HEAPS OF SHIPS IN THERE and erm yes i did davekat its my favourite :3c

IF I TAGGED SOMETHING THEN ITS IN THE ZINE IN SOME QUADRANT OR ANOTHER YEAH GO CHECK IT OUT :33

Image Description under cut :3

[ID: the “Go for it Nakamura!” format with dave and karkat. The text reads “Go for it, Karkat!” with Karkat Vantas standing awkwardly in the centre blushing heavily and sweating a bit, he has a bag he holds on his shoulder with a dark red base and a Quadrant pattern (also a small crab). In windows of hearts and stars there are images of dave strider looking happy. the background is blue and yellow. End ID]

[0l-unreliable]

Doodles with Dirk as a common through line. Song based comic under the cut

Phantasm-jack the stripper (suicide mentions)

[nekropsii]

Small Atomic Ask Bomb!!

I've got a bunch of short asks that I'd hate to spam the dash with individually, so I'll just put 'em here, under the cut!!

Content Warning: Long, Brief Discussions of Racism, Misogyny, Grooming, Brief Mentions of Incest and Pedophilia in Fanfiction.

I've always been a hater, and I honestly don't really think it's a bad thing - not as much as everyone says, at least! I think being kind of a bitch about things that don't matter is good for you, actually. Gets the urge to be angry out in a way that's healthier than just snapping at people in critical moments. I also just think being strong and passionate in your convictions is good for you. Being a hater gives you a spine if you do it right, and it fires a gunshot and scatters people you don't really want to be around. It also has the funny side effect of people thinking I take things way more seriously than I do, just because I'm opinionated and will state said opinions clearly. Big fan of this meme:

This is me.

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I used to peek in there every now and then, just to be nosy. Incest at the top, always. Or straight up pedo shit. Sigh. Looked in the Mituna tag a couple times. CroTuna fucking nightmare hell dimension, always. Or KanTuna, which I also have gripes with. Or KanMiTula, which I have even more gripes with.

It is my understanding that the state of Homestuck fanfiction hasn't gotten much better since the 2010s. Everyone is wrong and no one is normal. Sad.

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I don't know if the mere act of only making Jade and Jake brown out of all the Kids is Racist on its own, per se, but it is kinda silly in the sense that, you know, John and Jade are siblings, so realistically they'd look similar. And... People absolutely do get racist about it. Like, making Jade and Jake uniquely huge, hairy, threatening, and oddly shaped - gangly in the context of Jade, buff as hell in the context of Jake. I've seen some SEVERELY racist drawings where Jade and/or Jake were the only hints of melanin in the Kid line up and... Oh my god. It can get to straight up caricature levels. Watermelons and everything. Just comedically racist.

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Genuinely one of the dumbest fucking things in the world. People will say literally anything. Saying Damara isn't Japanese is on par with calling Porrim a fucking Men's Rights Activist. It's a funny little claim people who are grievously wrong say as a condemnation of the Alpha Trolls for no reason. Why. To look smart? To fit in? Dumbass. Notice how they always have to invent bullshit lies to critique anything instead of just saying things that are true. It really frustrates me how 99.9% of Alpha Troll criticism just isn't at all legitimate when there's some real, genuine issues you could critique. It's stupid horseshit. I hate it so badly.

I don't actually care whether or not someone likes the Alpha Trolls, but at least hate them accurately. Come on.

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@sleepy-apparition

Everyone is so, so quick to turn a blind eye to just how violently misogynistic Kankri is, lmfao. Genuinely, I don't think I've ever seen anyone other than myself bring up the fact that he's an avid Slut-Shamer in the modern day. Other than that, I only really saw older Mituna fanatics bring it up over in the early-mid 2010s, but none of them are around these days.

Genuinely, some of the shit he says is so appalling, lol. Kankri FULLY deserves to get his ass beat.

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I have said this before but I'll say it again - I do not think a Red Romantic Relationship will fix Dirk, or even really help him all that much. Before he gets into a RedRom, he needs some therapy, a break, and mood stabilizers.

However, I'm thoroughly of the opinion that a good BlackRom could work wonders on him, way more than a RedRom would. I think a solid, established Pitch Relationship with, like, Caliborn would be genuinely great for him, both mentally and in a Character Development sense. I hold zero interest in watching Dirk and Jake badly fumble a traditional romantic relationship - that notion is painful to me. ... But I do think I could read a full Intermission's worth of Dirk and Caliborn fucking around and not get tired of it once. They have a fantastic dynamic. It'd be good for Caliborn, too, I think.

This has been my Dirkuu propaganda bit. Thank you.

Also, the Voyeuristic feel of how people handle his Mental Illness. It makes me uncomfortable.

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True. I don't have any other remarks to make about this, you're just correct. True.

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... Fuckin'... Why, though? What- what's the appeal? There's nothing there. I literally cannot conceive any way in which that would be compelling, and I'd say Hal and Kankri are pretty high up there in the list of Male Homestuck Characters I Enjoy.

People will do anything but pay attention to Female Characters for five minutes. God. Lol.

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It's literally just DaveKat 2. I don't think it even qualifies as a Crack Ship when it's just a variant of The Fandom's Most Darling M/M OTP. It's just a deeply mid RarePair. Crack Ship would be, like, Dirk Strider x Rainbow Dash.

Dirk x RD was a popular Crack Ship, sure, but it's still a Crack Ship on basis of being a Crossover Pairing.

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I can't recall any specific instances of seeing this myself, but I'll believe it. People will do anything except be normal about Vriska. People will fight the war against Vriska on the side of and against Vriska at the same time. People will call her a Huge 8itch but then call her pathetic when she stops being a Huge 8itch.

We love Misogyny, I guess.

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Well, he is based on Tumblr, after all. Particularly how dogshit the politics are on here. Of course he would. He'd do numbers on here, considering his Woke Hate Speech.

It's called Bubblr, by the way. Like, canonically. We do know what it's called.

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It's actually based on the Three Wise Monkeys. You know, that old Japanese Proverb that goes "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil"? That.

Kurloz is Speak No Evil, Meulin is Hear No Evil, Mituna is See No Evil.

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Great Question. My personal guess is that he's a little too nuanced for a lot of people to be comfortable with handling. He throws out too much surface-level Bigotry that people aren't willing to ignore because it isn't Racism for many to feel comfortable making him their Blorbo. When Dave says the N-Word and talks about how fucking Racist he is and it literally never gets acknowledged or resolved, that's fine and dandy, but god forbid Caliborn be a Misogynist in the funniest way possible AND have that get acknowledged literally constantly as a problem. The fact that Caliborn isn't a Fuckable White 13-Year-Old Twink means none of his crimes are ever forgivable because he's ugly and unshippable, or whatever.

The fact that he's Mentally Disabled doesn't help. People can't fucking STAND IT when a character is Mentally Disabled in a way that isn't Cute and Consumable, much less a character who is Unconsumably Mentally Disabled AND Complicated. It's just not allowed!!

[heistttyyy]

Stuff that I don't think I posted yet???? :3