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Writing Prompt : Serial Killer Tomura Shigaraki

listen so i know its been awhile. alot of things happened. i got a new job, my computer broke, my computer got fixed....bnha season 4 ended. Tiger King was a thing, and obviously quarantine.

also sorry this is what i decided to post first. youve all been warned!

Prompt: a serial killer who finds their victims through dating apps has finally chosen their next target. they've been texting for a while and had planned what would've been a fatal first date, but then the country went on lockdown. the killer keeps in touch figuring they might as well keep around another potential victim except...they’re kinda starting to like this one.

(Serial killer Tomura x f reader)

Warnings: murder, non-con everything? , mention of rape? idk its bad he kills people. maybe a little hybristophilia if you look real close.  (pls just remember none of this is real and proceed with caution....thnks)

1 week before quarantine:

It had only been three days since you re-downloaded tinder off of a whim. There had been some pretty interesting matches up until this point, but you were flip flopping between two guys mainly. One was tall with dark hair. He was covered in burns that only seemed to add to his allure. He was hot, figuratively and literally. The other was another kind of mystery all together. He had denied all your requests for any more pictures of himself. He obviously had the standard few shown in his bio, but those were mostly all body pics. It’s not like he was even that big, his muscles were no doubt toned as anything, but, like the first boy, he was littered in scars that intrigued you. The chemistry the two of you shared seemed stronger in your opinion than with the first. You were dying to see him in person, after all you had only been able to see so much during your facetime calls.

After some time, you finally narrowed it down. You decided to take a risk and go with what was behind door number 2. Tomura Shigaraki.

 1 day before quarantine:

After a few days of chatting, the two of you had teased each other so much you couldn’t stand it anymore. You were just dying for him to ask to see you in person. You and your friends had stopped going to the clubs recently, and you just hoped your now empty schedule would line up with his at some point this week. Everyone around you was getting sicker and sicker so the club was definitely a no go for now. Plus, with the way you looked, it might be a bit dangerous. Still, you hoped to play your cards just right, and finally get him to give in. You decided a little impromptu face time session was the next step. Removing your sweatshirt, leaving you in only a tank top, you grabbed your phone.

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Halfway through the call you were starting to tune him out when you heard him snap at you. “What are you paying attention to? Those eyes should be on me.”

Bashfully, you turned back to your phone. “Sorry, I mean, have you seen the news? Not only do they talk about the virus 24/7, they also talk about those murders all the time.”

“Oh…yeah?” He hardened slightly at the unintended mention of him.

“Yeah, I mean if the virus doesn’t take me out…I’m pretty sure this guy might. All the victims look almost exactly like me.”

He really was a sucker for your innocence. “Oh, I guess he must have a type...”

“Yeah it’s quite interesting.” Your eyes flicked up to your screen, then back to the T.V

“Interesting?” Shigaraki was genuinely confused.

Returning your gaze to your phone, you finally answered him. “Yeah I think so, why you don’t?”

Interesting was the last thing people called him. Freak, psycho, yeah, but interesting? “I’m not sure…why, are you interested in him?”

“Well, you just said he has a type…I just wonder what it is about girls like me that make him go crazy….I bet you he has mommy issues!” You said with a giggle.

“Hah, mommy issues…”

“Either that or he’s got one of those weird brother sister relationships…maybe if I pretend he’d let me live.” You moaned slightly into the speaker. “Oh, oniichan~”

He coughed to stop himself from moaning. “Maybe it’s a bit of both.” Admittedly you did look like his mom and sister. More similar to which, was the real question.

“Oh, you think?… Who doesn’t have family issues these days….”

He was silent as you continued to theorize about him unknowingly.  He couldn’t stop himself from asking “What would you say to him, ya know? You said you look like his victims…haven’t you thought about if it was to happen to you?”

“Hmm….. I guess I’d ask him why?”

“Why what?”

“Why kill them? Like I wonder what happened in his life for him to be able to do something like that?”

“That’s what you would say? Not scream for help?” All of his past victims screamed, God he hated that. That’s why he ended up shoving his cock down their throats half the time. Anything to get them to shut up.

“If I’m going to die anyway why not take the opportunity to get to know him a little. Might sound morbid, but he doesn’t let people get away.”

“Seems like you know a lot about this guy?” He asked probingly.

“I’ve been curious, nothing really going on in the world other than this virus...”

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1 week into quarantine:

After that conversation Tomura became intrigued as to what you would think when you finally realized who he was. If you would really be brave enough to ask him ‘why’, right before he decided to take your life.  He was looking forward to the day you would finally agree to leave your house again. You were in the middle of a global pandemic after all. Until then, he had his ways of continuing his mission.

He started by hacking into the local hospital records. Truth be told he wasn’t ready to die, or be caught yet, so every week he would hack away for the names of the women who had recently been tested, and were found to be negative for the virus. He then sifted through their social media for girls that fit his profile. There weren’t too many, and he had to settle for a few that were a bit out of his age range.

A few weeks went by, the two of you keeping in touch every night. Tomura still finding suitable replacements until you were finally in his grasps. He didn’t want to give himself away by dragging you out, there were no excuses he could even think of at this point. It was better to wait, at least that’s what he kept telling himself.

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3 weeks into quarantine:

“Victim? Victim, honey you’re my fifth one….”

After the deed was done, and he was just about to head out of there, Shigarakis phone started to ring. He was going to ignore it at first until he saw it was you.  It was rather unusual for you to call this early. You both kept to a strictly late night schedule. Curiosity got the better of him.

“Hey…” He answered, huffing into the phone. He was ashamedly out of breath after everything that just transpired.

“Oh hey, I didn’t think you were going to answer.”

“Well. I did…so what’s up?”

“Why do you sound so out of breath? What were you jerking off…” You said teasingly.

“No, I was about to though…” He wasn’t lying, he usually goes home to finish himself. Maybe now was the chance to take a little risk.

“Wanna help me get there?” Yup, he was doing this.

“Yeah, of course I do.” You replied, unaware of what the person on the other end of the phone was really about to do.

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3 weeks and 2 days into quarantine:

“Hey Tomu, you hear about what the killer left behind this time?” You all but nearly shouted, as soon as Shigaraki accepted your facetime call.

“Hmm, what was it?” If he had to take a guess, he bet he could figure out what it was.

“He came all over her face, he’s never done that before!…do you think he killed her before or after?”

“Probably before…” Probably? Yeah right, he knew for a fact he killed her before your little call to him.

“Yeah you’re probably right. They said this one was a bit older, I wonder if that helped him out more…ya’ know cause his supposed mommy issues.”

“Somehow I don’t think that’s the case…”

He couldn’t really tell you it was you, who indeed got him there. Staring at that body that somewhat resembled you, while you were saying all those things to him. He really couldn’t wait to have you. He usually wasn’t a man of patience, so he couldn’t figure out why he hasn’t actually killed you yet. He kept making up excuses but deep down, he knew he was growing quite fond of you. He couldn’t help that you were stroking his ego every time he did something riskier and you would comment on it.  

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4 weeks into quarantine:

 The last girl was different. They no longer felt right to him. He knew he had to have you. He wondered if he would miss you after it was done. Was he going to fuck you before or after? You weren’t going to be alive to theorize with him afterwards, that made him a little sad. He picked up his phone and shot you a text.

[fanfic-inator795]

Speculation on the new eps:

Sidekick Ahoy!: Sooo, I guess they’re going with Jim just being a bit off his rocker and not straight up evil, which is nice. Like other people have said, pretty much EVERY idol the boys and April have had have turned out to be evil, so it’d be nice if Jim was still a decent guy, if a bit unhinged, and didn’t just try to kill or use them all the time. If anything, maybe the Turtles interacting with him more will help bring him back to reality a bit, since he’s pretty isolated. Plus between Dr. Noe, The Purple Dragons, Baxter Stockboi, Tim Dunkman and now whoever is selling the brownies in the next ep, the Turtles could reaaaally use some more human allies. So, yeah, please don’t make him evil

Anyway, as for the plot, I could see it being another sort of Brother VS Brother thing like in ‘Lair Games’ since they all wanna be his sidekick, and in the end we get that classic “I wanna win but not if it means giving up my family” moral - which is fine! Nothing wrong with a familiar story or lesson, and I’m sure the animation and jokes will help keep the ep entertaining

The Hidden City Job: YAAAAAY MORE HIDDEN CITY! Also SENOR HUESO! I feel like we haven’t seen him OR Run of the Mill in ages (which is funny cause in season 1 we had like three eps in a row of Run of the Mill, lol). Anyway, I have no doubt that Piel’s ‘redemption’ is just a scam to get his skele-bro’s help, and I have a feeling that it’s gonna sort of parallel the Draxum storyline where Hueso’s mindset ends up kinda being like Mikey’s, where you should try to help family when you can. However, this ep will add to that mindset “yes, you can try to help family, but you can’t change them - not unless they want to change too.” And it kinda ends ambiguously, hinting at both a Draxum relapse and redemption, where Leo’s not sure which Draxum’s going to choose, but remaining cautious nonetheless.

OR maybe Piel wants to change but is struggling, and it becomes a question of “do you make this person’s problems your own because you care about them/they’re family, even when those problems can cause other issues?” and “can someone really change their ways?” Maybe seeing Piel struggle and eventually make a choice for the better convinces Leo that there’s a chance Draxum could feel the same - that there’s a part of him that would be willing to change and start to be better. Either way, I’m excited! ^v^

Always Be Brownies: OKAY CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING? I just... It was already great seeing the turtles treat April as an equal/their big sis, but seeing Splinter treat her like a daughter and a partner in crime is just an absolute treat ^v^ They’ve got a great dynamic, work together really well, and I love how much they care about and trust each other, having each other’s backs while still snarking at one another. 

Anyway, I have no idea who these “dangerous middle school brownie sellers” could be. Like, are they gonna be actual girl scouts selling brownies *thinks of that one iCarly subplot with Spencer and the fudge balls* or is it going to be a bunch of rogue bake sale moms who’ve gotten their hands on mystic ingredients? Honestly, I don’t know which one would be funnier, so either way this ep will probably be a good time ^v^

Mystery Meat: When I saw that Draxum would be living and working near April, this was EXACTLY what I was hoping for ^v^ Also I’m glad that April can get a spotlight ep without any of the turtles - I think that kinda proves what a strong character she is, that you can just throw her into any situation and it’s still interesting and fun. 

Anyway, I’m wondering if this ep will actually further or develop Draxum’s character any or if it’ll just be a farce. ...Honestly, as much as I’m on TeamDadxumRedemption, I’m fine with either. It’s still early in the season, and after only getting 8 Draxum appearances last season, I’m just happy to see him getting more screentime ^v^ Though I wonder if the mystery meat monster will be done on accident or on purpose, what motives he had behind creating it if it WAS on purpose, and if seeing human kids scared/at risk of getting hurt up close will kinda get him to see that “okay maybe this is kinda messed up”. 

He always talks about humans either in a past tense or in an ‘in general’ way, like they’re some giant force or giant army. So, seeing their day-to-day lives up close and kinda humanizing them (pun unintended) in his mind could help in the long run of making him see that yeah, though humans are awful sometimes and yokai should be allowed to live on the surface, maybe you shouldn’t just go around killing/mutating them either because they’re still alive too, and they aren’t too different from the kids of the Hidden City. 

Anywho, those are just my thoughts. I’m excited about The Hidden City Job and Mystery Meat the most, but they should all be pretty fun and enjoyable, I would think. The only thing that’s missing is an update on the Foot which, I’ll admit, is starting to feel just a liiiiiittle bit overdue at this point... But Rise is usually pretty good at picking up plot points and not letting them hang too long, and we saw that one screenshot of Raph and Foot Lt. on DVE’s twitter, so I’m guessing we’ll finally see the Foot again and learn what they’ve been up to in episode 8 or 9.

[daily-davenport]

Davenport Headcanons

Can’t draw anything for today so have just a boatload of headcanons

Dude has ridiculous legs. He’s a jumping bean fiend. This ain’t even a headcanon here, this is canonical af. We have that whole spiel about how tall Taako and Magnus are compared to Merle and Davenport would probably been around Merle’s height which means Dav just jumps! twice his height onto Taako’s back for that “illusions” bit??

Dav definitely has the “Captain’s Jacket as armor” sort of mentality but as an add-on? First time he goes to take off his IPRE jacket, everyone is gobsmacked so he illusions it to look like he had a second jacket on underneath just to mess with them.

Davenport keeps a captain’s hat in the glove box that he only wears when flying the Starblaster. Magnus was the only other person allowed to wear it when he learned how to fly the ship (Barry didn’t care), but Lucretia ended up wearing it along with some of the other crew’s stuff during her year alone. 

You know Cap’nport’s wearing it during the final battle.

Davenport forgives Lucretia too early after Story and Song, knowing that he would eventually forgive her but it just ends up having a lot of bad days early on where he just has to leave (and usually Taako will hitch a ride). 

Davenport doesn’t like relying on magic so his illusion magic is pretty much baby bones until he buckles down in magic land.

Davenport is very stiff and distant with people but after a hundred years, he’s very close with his crew and pretty open, which causes everyone whiplash when Cap’nport meets someone new and immediately goes back to “stoic professional captain davenport” until he’s back to being alone with them. 

Davenport just cannot stand horses and no one understands why; it’s one of the few things he’s remained completely tip-lipped about. The crew only found out about ten-ish cycles in when a herd of horses came by when Davenport went to land the Starblaster and he almost knocked Barry off the bow with how sharp the u-turn was. (Besides that, everyone was shocked Davenport managed to avoid horses for so long).

Garyl and phantom horses don’t bother Davenport. On that note, Phantom Steed is an illusion spell and Davenport has summoned horses using it before but I’m not sure if he’d summon a full sized horse or a gnome-sized one- he never rides it. 

Davenport seems to have a plus against horse based illusion magicks which came up more often than you’d expect during the stolen century.

Davenport is the only crew member small enough to fit in the air ducts of the starblaster, a fact he has made use of seven times exactly.

Davenport’s size makes certain weaponry difficult so he’s proficient with daggers (and I like the idea of sharpshooter dav but I don’t wanna draw that so he just throws daggers and darts really heckin well.).

Davenport taught Lup how to throw knives. It was a bonding experience.

The only people Davenport can cast disguise self and get away with impersonating is Merle and Angus (until he gets older) but there’s probably one mission where Angus gets taken captive and Davenport swaps himself with Angus and just wrecks shop as Angus.

Davenport is definitely too short for rollercoasters on any plane that has them so he has spite-built rollercoasters for himself because he’s an engineer dang it. What else is he supposed to do now that they found the light.

Post-canon Davenport helped a charity auction by offering to shave off his mustache. The winning bid was by Lucretia and Barry who begged him not to.

Davenport and Kravitz are not allowed to hang out together by themselves anymore. There is exactly a fifty/fifty chance they either talk about music and maybe see a show together or “adrenaline junkie” Davenport and “gambling problem” Kravitz go to a casino and lose the ship. Taako had to bail them out and never let them forget it.

Davenport picks up verbal tics and habits from the crew that Lucretia doesn’t manage to wipe completely. Most end up being covered by him only saying his name but “Merle’s constantly chatting to Pan about anything” has an unintended side effect... Cue Davenport mindlessly walking around at the BoB headquarters going “Davenport, davenport” to Pan and Pan is just leaning over in the celestial plane trying to figure out what this gnome’s deal is. But Pan is chill with it and that’s how Davenport accidentally multiclasses as a cleric and unknowingly makes the plants on the moon base grow very well.

Merle and Pan never let Davenport live it down once they all realize what happened. He still gets bouquets from Pan.

Davenport dies at sea. He’s old and doesn’t set off thinking, hey, I’m going to die, but Taako, Lup and Barry all insist on coming with and he can infer what’s gonna happen so he enjoys one last mission as their captain. 

[irlwakko]

🎂

🎂 - If you had three wishes, what would they be?

Oh dang this is pretty hard actually. I always feel like a bad person on these kinds of questions if I don’t wish for stuff like world peace, end to world hunger, cure for cancer, etc. so for the sake of this question let’s just assume all that has already been figured out. I’m also not gonna be that person who wishes for more wishes.

1. I wish that this wish, as well as the two wishes following it, will not have any unintended negative consequences or warped meanings and will be executed exactly as I intend them to be. (‘Cause you know how wish granting is and I don’t want some Monkey’s Paw shit going down.)

2. I wish to have the all-powerful, all-encompassing, and legal ability/(super)power to alter any probability of anything at will. I saw some people talking about it a while back and it’s honestly a good superpower that could encompass anything I’d want as far as other wishes go. What’s the probability that a million dollars will drop out of the sky and land in front of me? 0%? Let’s make it 100%. What’s the probability that Joey Fatone will show up at my door and wanna be my best friend? 0%? Let’s make that 100%, too. What’s the probability everyone I love will be immortal? 0%? Yeah, 100%.

3. Dang idk the second wish sorta summed it up now that I can do whatever. Maybe I’d use the third wish to add a clause to my second wish that I’d wish that if something I was going to do with my second wish was going to drastically fuck up life or the universe in some way that this third wish would prevent me from doing it. Or I’d use it to free the being granting me wishes, if there was such a being. Idk I just really like the idea of the probability-changing power and so I just wanted to share it sksksksksk I didn’t have a better answer thought out

[professortennant]

Sam/Jack Rec List, Pt. 1

This is mostly for me in case my bookmarks are lost but yeah! I’ve gone through like 90% of AO3, a good chunk of ff.net, and I just dived into LJ. But since I have 103 fics already bookmarked, I’m just gonna put this list up first and then add to it later. 

Plz read the tags of each fic to avoid stuff you don’t wanna read. If you read something and love it, GO TELL THE AUTHOR SO THEY WRITE MORE.

Absolute Fucking Favorites (aka I have read these more times than I feel comfortable admitting)

We Made It Series: A series of connected episode tags beginning with Forever in a Day. Sam shows up on Jack's doorstep with a six pack of beer, a bottle of cheap wine and a package of chicken breasts. Jack's confused. They cook dinner.

Taking Christmas Off: How Sam and Jack end up spending Christmas alone together every single year, accidentally at first, and then very much on purpose. A fluffy/shippy Christmas fic in eight parts, with spoilers through season 8.

The Dreams We Left Behind: The day Sam Carter marries Pete Shanahan is not the worst day of Jack’s life; he’s already lived that day. But that doesn't make it easy.

Like Kissing a Stranger: There is not one day he spends on this planet, or any other, that his mouth doesn't get him into trouble.(An episode tag for Point Of View.)

Retrospective: Sam doesn’t give it a name, this feeling. She doesn’t even think about it much, preferring to glimpse it obliquely from the corner of her eye. It’s a secret delight that she shares with no one, scarcely even herself.One story in eight parts charting Sam and Jack’s relationship from the start of S1 to the end of S8.

The Short Straw: She hadn't set out to cheat, certainly, but had thought that she'd at least be able to interpret her own work in a way that would lead to victory. (Tag for Shades of Grey)

Post-Eps/Episode Tags (except for Threads, which is its own category)

The Price of Edora: Sam suffers the consequences of pushing herself too hard in order to bring Jack back from Edora. 

For Just One Taste of This: After that, though, things got tricky and dangerous because they pushed a little more and went a little (a lot) further off that deep end, and soon it was the two of them alone in the empty barracks and this wasn’t wrong, was it, just sitting side by side in the darkness? (Post Divide and Conquer)

Let Your Demons Run: (here can't be that many eyes in the building that haven't noticed her. Post-ep for Entity.

Midnight at the Oasis: What if Abydos wasn't destroyed, and Jack and Sam really did go to Skaara's wedding? A short AU based on the wonderful (!) exchange among the three at the beginning of Full Circle.

Thyself, Unknown: And then they were strangers again and their world was brand new with signs of aging. Beneath the Surface 

Unlearn your Stars: Thera turned her eyes toward the ceiling, as if she could see through the miles of earth and snow to the sky beyond. Something about her seemed to yearn, and for reasons he could not fathom Jonah felt like Thera belonged there. Among the stars. (Beneath the Surface)

Transcendental: Alternate Sam and Jack who got stranded in the alternate timeline in Moebius. 

The Fundamental Theorem of Samantha Carter: Samantha Carter knew precisely what she wanted. And then she didn’t. S.8 Full Alert through Threads with references to Gemini.

The Rainy Season: Tag for The Light. Their arguing was beginning to grate on her nerves.

Icarus Ascending: What if Jack and Sam didn't keep it in the room after all? A/U tag to Divide and Conquer. 

The Space Between: There's a little space between them on the bed. Small enough to be close, but enough space to remind them where the line should be. (tag for Death Knell.)

Mimesis: Jack tries to help Carter deal with her time spent with Fifth and the Replicators.

A Rush of Blood to the Head: "You volunteering to come with me, Carter?" Sam and Jack deal (or don't) with the creation of mini!Jack.

The Breaking Point: Daniel’s ‘death’ in Meridian forces Sam Carter to reevaluate her life and what really matters to her.

Window on a Room: The first time around, Sam had found that face the Colonel was making to be endearing, in the increasingly problematic way she found pretty much everything he did to be endearing. The second time, she had found it alarming - not the Colonel specifically, of course, just the fact that she’d already experienced that exact moment not ten hours earlier. She went from being alarmed on the second loop to being frustrated, baffled and discouraged in subsequent loops as their attempts to stop the looping had all failed. And now that they had settled into this routine, with Sam and Teal’c, loop after loop, learning to translate the altar text themselves, well now she was just tired. Not even the Colonel’s problematically endearing face was helping.Another loop, she thought to herself. Here we go again.

black holes and revelations: It’s late and dark and as far as she’s concerned, the world has stopped for them (they’d done the Earth a few favors, it's time one was returned).

Lifelines: Everyone expects her to be so resilient--but beneath her calm exterior seethe emotions beyond her control and understanding. Months post "Beneath the Surface", Sam finally has to face it all, and find a way to accept the way things have to be.

Reflections on a Broken Surface: Episode tag to Beneath the Surface. How Sam and Jack became a couple in the ep. 

Tilting at Windmills: Jack's struggling to deal with the events of Euronda and Alar's people. Angry, depressed, and alone, he needs Sam's help to find his way home, literally, and figuratively.

untitled: Sam/Jack, word prompt- 'never' Episode tag to Death Knell

the art of reincarnation: Detoxing in a Goa’uld palace, Jack struggles with something he can't let go, and Sam struggles with everything.

Cracks in the Glass: Doctor Carter has stepped through the mirror-seeking refuge from her ravaged world. Her presence forces Sam and Jack to question their own decisions. Sam and Jack focused episode enhancement to "Point of View".

Before the Invitation: A chance meeting in the commissary leads to some unintended revelations. (Set just prior to 'Nemesis')

Threads

Full Disclosure: She looks at him with that complex expression that’s punctuated their relationship ever since Pete barged onto the scene. The one that looks like a question, or a plea – the one he’s never really understood and has never dared pursue.

Down to the Bone: She knows now, what’s essential.

Sooner: Some bonus scenes for "Threads," because a lot went on in and around that episode that we just didn't get to see.

an angel came down: The first Christmas after her father dies is rough. The second Christmas after her father dies is better.

Breathe In: It wasn’t an immediate thing, despite what people thought. They didn’t jump each other the second SG1 was on vacation, with her emotionally vulnerable after her father’s death and no longer engaged, or him now free of SG Command and DC-bound.

Sam or Jack are Tortured/Abused (but it ends happily)

Primary Emotion: After seventeen weeks of torture in a Goa'uld prison, Samantha Carter is rescued by SG-1. In the time that follows she must relearn how to relate to her team, reassess her relationships with both herself and others, and decide whether or not she'll continue to step through the Stargate. Luckily she's got the benefit of a good psychologist and the love of a great man.

Character: SG1 is kidnapped by an alien king who needs Sam to perpetuate his bloodline & will do anything to possess her. The team must find a way to escape before she pays the ultimate price for her defiance. 

Compos Mentis: After Colonel O'Neill is stranded on a seemingly friendly planet, it's up to his team to rescue him. Who they find, though, isn't the man they left behind.

Crawl from the Chasm: After Jack's experiences in Ba'al's Abyss, he struggles to find peace. Angsty Jack/Sam Ship.

After All: They’d been trapped for a month. He’d been tortured within an inch of her life. And then their roles had been reversed.

All We Need of Hell: Jack is captured and tortured and when he returns, he just doesn’t see the point in following the regs anymore--Sam is essential. And he convinces her to forget the regs, too. (Dark fic). (chap 2)

Aliens Made Them Do It

Auctions and Consequences: Slavery has been abolished for good reason, but apparently not everyone got the memo… landing Sam and Jack in hot water.

Auction and Reaction (sequel to the above): Jack manages to get himself captured and Sam is sent to negotiate for his freedom. Unfortunately, the matriarch in charge of the male slaves is unconvinced of her claim and threatens to keep Jack as her personal slave.

Relief: How they'd managed to gate to a planet right in the middle of their annual fertility festival was beyond him.

in doorways and dreams i run to you: They had stepped through the gate together. They were looking for something.Light.There had been a blinding light and then nothing. Nothing but the heat and the taste of his skin on her lips. And now he was on his knees and she wasn't stopping him from sliding a hand underneath her.

Beautiful Far Away: While on a routine exploratory mission, Colonel Jack O'Neill and Captain Samantha Carter get caught up in a children's game that turns out to be the beginning of Rorilian marriage rites. When seismic activity starts to rock the village, the local leaders demand the ritual be seen through to its natural conclusion to avoid further angering their gods. Sam's equipment suggests the tremors are caused by an unidentifiable metal, but her science seems to be a point of contention amongst the leaders. She's convinced she needs just a little more time to figure out what is happening on the planet. Unfortunately, that means she's jumping into a ritual marriage with her new commanding officer. What could possibly go wrong?

Xanadu: The team travels offworld to take care of some mining negotiations, only to meet with an unanticipated challenge on P3X-427.

5 Times Fic

Five Times Jack Sees Sam Out of Uniform

The Nature We Leave Behind Us: 5 Times Daniel (and Teal’c) find out or suspect about Sam and Jack

Five Times Jack Came Close to Breaking the Frat Regs with Sam

Desperation: 5 times Jack kisses Sam

Ambient: 3 morning-afters that they miss and 1 they don’t.

5 missing ship scenes from s9/s10

5 times jack asked sam out and 1 time he didn’t have to

Stranded/Retired/Moved Off-World

My Scars Healed (aka the Cottage AU): Abandoned off-world, living is about more than just survival.

In Media Res: When Sam and Jack are taken captive and put to work in a mining camp, that turns out to be the least of their troubles. Forced by circumstance to live in close proximity, their time as captives has consequences neither one foresees.

Compliance: The end comes fast. One moment it’s a normal day with paperwork and bad coffee and the next it’s a scramble for the event horizon as the Mountain comes down around them. The base empties out with surprising efficiency, and by the time Jack hangs up the red phone on the last conversation he’ll ever have with the President, only Carter and Daniel and a couple techs are still in the gate room, the last of the supplies being sent through to their fall back site.

I Love It When a Plan Comes Together: Dear Airline, I was marooned on an alien planet…

And then I dreamt of yes: The universe has really bad timing, but neither Sam or Jack is ready to give it the last word. 

The Final Straw: Sam's injured and trapped off-world. 

Twilight: General O'Neill gets ansty to do some Gate travel, but a natural phenomenon on another world causes problems and changes things

Bird Stealing Bread: Jack had actually imagined being stranded off-world quite a few times. But he really, really, really hadn't counted on being stranded off-world with Sam. And Pete.

Under the Sun: ABANDONED FIC BUT IT’S SO GOOD. When lightning strikes the DHD and strands Sam and Jack alone on a planet, they must rely on one another to get through until help can arrive. Soon, though, they discover they're not alone on the planet and things change. Suddenly they're thrust into local politics and Sam is drafted to help save the locals' lives. Perhaps, if they play their cards right, all of it can help them get home.

Total AU

String Theory: Dr. Samantha Carter joins the SGC and discovers a life she never expected.

Imprimatura: Even in a completely different reality, where a strictly enforced color-based caste system stands between them, some things remain the same.

How to Start a Fire: She denies it's physical attraction. He denies it's anything but. Sam/Jack. Changeling Universe.

Convergence Series: Jack O’Neill is a man waiting to die, and she’s the only one brave enough not to look away.

Right as rain: Jack never went on the Abydos mission. Charlie never died. But when Jack accidentally activates a device that Kawalsky brings by the Academy, he catches the interest of a certain Major Carter. Soon he finds himself in for one hell of a ride, and if aliens and space travel and weird DNA weren't crazy enough, he might actually be falling in love with a theoretical astrophysicist...

The Dating Game: Catherine Langford had been instrumental in getting AU Sam/Jack together in There But For The Grace of God

Defining Family: Set after "Ripple Effect". What happens to Janet and the rest of the alternate SG-1 team after the episode? How does it affect our reality?

Worlds Apart: An Ancient device sends Jack and Sam to a world where everything is just a little bit... wrong. Why? Can they cope with the differences? And, most importantly, can they find their way back?

I don’t know what to categorize these as but they’re amazing

Deep City Lights: He picks her up in a blue convertible. (Road trip fic where they say ‘fuck the regs’ and then remember the regs)

we build then we break (and build up again): Sam’s last mission on SG-1, and the life that follows.

the slow revelation of self: In the beginning there was sex. And it was good.

untitled: on a mission, sam and jack are painting their mark on a wall.

things not dreamed: Daniel doesn't understand their need to fly. 

Cultural Drift: Six days before the shit hit the fan and nothing was ever the same again, Daniel fell over a tablet on P3X-324. That was two years ago.

Concentric Unto Thee: Her attempts at normality have never worked before, and Jack won't stand for any attempts to apply the logic of command to their relationship.

the lesson: Jack and Sam haven’t wasted the three years they’ve been cut off from Earth…and though the price is high, they manage to teach that lesson to another couple who badly needed to learn it. 

Escape Pod: "I just need," shift, "to move," shift, "a little." (Accidental Stimulation fic) Tonight: It's been too many years of it, the death, the resurrection, the sheer and aching loneliness, the hurt that comes from walking away.

Rocket Fuel: Sam and Jack get together after Heroes but also AU + Christmas.

Home Economics:  He would never have imagined that the biggest problem Sam Carter would have with his house would be his toaster.

Atlantis/Continuum

Gravity Always Wins in the End: After Sam is held hostage, Jack takes an impromptu trip to Atlantis.

Backlit:  Carter turns 43 years old on day 6 of a 14-day run to P98-007 aboard the General Hammond. The only events that mark the occasion are the little note Daniel must have stuffed into her pack before she left, a cheerful "Happy Birthday, Ma'am" from her second over a morning cup of coffee, and a long stare at herself in the mirror after she washes her face before bed. It's not like she expected more.

Yesterday’s Life: She feels frayed and faded, like a scrap of fabric accidentally discarded and forced to weather the elements. S/J, spoilers for Stargate: Continuum.

Distance: Sam contemplates the difficulties of a long distance relationship with Jack on Valentine's Day...

Post-Series

Look Again Into Your Heart: It's not that cold, not by the standard of some of the places she's been in the last decade or so of her life, but then again, she's not used to braving the weather in heels and an evening dress.

Follow the Star of the North: When Jack talked about losing himself in Minnesota, Sam never really understood the appeal.

Radio Silence: “It’s Mitchell.”He grabbed the phone out of her hand, smiling at the horrified expression on her face when he flicked it open and held it to his ear.“This is General O’Neill. Is the world ending?”

Rainy Days: Sam and Jack spend a rainy day at the cabin

The Lies You Feed Yourself: They simply aren’t part of each other’s worlds anymore. They haven’t been for years. Jack and Sam three years after they leave the SGC.

Bygones: He's a man of few words. Sam, however, wants to hear a couple of specific ones - at least once. It takes another woman to help her understand just how her husband communicates. 

Twelve Years Two Weeks: She had finally 'switched off'. It had taken her a few days to rid herself of the itch that she was neglecting a to-do list the size of her arm.

DC Series: SG-1 is moving on, but Sam is standing still.

Interlude: Jack turns up unexpectedly, and he and Sam make an important decision.

fly me to the moon: Jack is baffled. What do you do for a woman's 40th birthday when she routinely explores alien planets, has blown up a sun, and raced in the Loop of Kon Garat? Give her the moon of course. 

Folding a Map: Distance makes Jack an unhappy camper.

Taur’i Whispers: "He likes her throaty laugh. He likes that her voice has dropped and softened in the years he's known her." - Sam/Jack, romance and a bit of angst and hurt/comfort

Blue Dark: The sun’s barely peeking above the horizon and already she’s up, perched on a stool at the breakfast bar in his kitchen, her index finger circling the rim of her coffee cup.“And we have to go to this?” she asks, taking a sip of the hot beverage.

Un-fish: “Caught any un-fish?” she asked softly.Their lives would never be normal because of little things like fish that were or were not there and sometimes he wondered who had done what exactly to his pond to drive the fish away. He knew better than to ask, unwilling to listen to her explain to him the various possibilities of… whatever.

Real Life: This was what she'd been waiting for, held out for all those years. Someone -- him -- to come home with every night, to sink into after saving the world or spending three days dug in on an alien planet with fifty-odd Jaffa between her team and the 'gate, someone who knew just how she liked to be touched... She rolled onto her back, offering sleepy kisses when his lips crossed hers, sighing when his wandering hands brushed across her belly... 

[stinkyies]

greek food in hotel rooms

rating: pg-13

word count: 2,131

summary: based on dans insta story

notes: i finished this last night but ao3 was being a bitch and wouldn't let me upload and i had to wait till i got home from school to post 

ao3 link

They both stumble into their hotel room. Both dragging their suitcases behind them with backpacks hanging off their shoulders. Phil holding the door open for Dan, who is carrying a large box with a keyboard inside. They put all of their stuff in a pile, while Dan is still holding the box.

“Dan where are you going to put that?”

Dan looks around their tiny room. The bags are taking up most of the floor space. He looks at the bed. There's a tiny space between the bed and the wall and the box would fit perfectly in it.

“Here is fine.”

He slots the box in. Dan realizes the placing of it is a bit illogical but he's not working with much at the moment.

“Dan, are you really going to leave it there?”

“Yep.”

Phil is about to open his mouth to say something but the knock on the door interrupts him.

“I'll get that.”

Dan walks over to the door and opens it. He doesn't bother looking through the peephole. A few people from the crew are standing outside.

“We were wondering if you would want to grab a few drinks with us?”

“Let me ask Phil what he wants to do real quick.”

Dan walks over to the bed that Phil is now sitting on.

“Do you want to grab drinks with them?”

Dan doesn't really mind if Phil wants to go or not. He's up for going out or staying in. Whatever Phil wants to do he’ll do.

“My head is kinda bothering me.”

That's their “get out of social situations” card. Phil feels kinda bad for making Dan bail on something he might actually want to do. Dan walks back over to the door.

“He's not really feeling that well so I'm gonna stay in and make sure he doesn't like throw up all over the place.Thanks for asking though. Maybe next time?”

“Sure yeah.”

Dan shuts the door but he can still hear what they say when it closes.

“I knew they weren't gonna go.”

“Just didn't wanna go out and get fired for not inviting them.”

Dan can't really make out what they say next as their voices drift away from walking elsewhere.

“You could have gone if you really wanted to.”

“I don't mind.”

Dan flops on the bed next to him. Phil is flipping through the room service menu.

“Whats on the menu?”

“The normal hotel food stuff. What are you in the mood for?”

“Is greek okay?”

“Yeah.”

“Is it on the menu?”

Phil skims over the pages.

“Not really but I can find a place to deliver.”

Phil takes out his phone and starts looking.

“What did you specifically have in mind?”

“Kebabs and pita bread.”

Phil finds a restaurant and dials the number.

While Phil orders the food Dan walks into the bathroom and turns on the shower. He strips and waits until he sees steam rise up from the curtains and walks in. He adjusts the shower head so he's actually not standing over the water spray. He feels the hot water run over his body and starts to lather himself with soap. Two shows in one day- on the first day of the actual tour has him drained. It's not that the show itself is physically demanding, or the meet and greets that drain his social tolerance fairly quickly. It's the adrenaline that came and now faded way. He feels good though. At least tomorrow they have a free day to catch up with PJ and Sophie, before they go around the world for like 5 months. Phil opening the curtains cuts him off from his train of thought.

“Can I come in?”

“Might as well.”

Phil lets his body relax under the warm spray as Dan takes some soap and starts washing Phil. Dan's hands start at Phil's back, massaging him. Dan's large hands feel amazing on Phil's tired body. Dan's hands start moving lower until he is grabbing his ass. Phil moans when Dan first starts to touch his butt. Dan keeps his grip on Phil's ass tight, he's not even massaging it at this point, he's just holding it. Then Phil turns around.

“Hey.”

Phil says in a calm voice. Dan knows that voice anywhere. The voice that reassures him when Dan is in his bad place. But Dan is fine right now, in this moment at least. He's not so sure why Phil is speaking to him like this currently.

“Hi, baby.”

Dan places a soft kiss on Phils now slightly damp forehead. Phil places his arms over Dan's shoulders.

“Are you okay?”

Phil asks in the same voice. Dan doesn't feel off but maybe Phil is sensing something. Usually, they know each other more than they know themselves, but Dan is fine. He's not denying something- maybe Phil is just concerned?

“M fine Phil.”

Dan looks straight into Phils eyes. Those gorgeous colored eyes that can't see shit. He loves them.

“Honestly I'm good.

“Good.”

Phil smiled at him and started to kiss him. They stand like that for a little while. Just kissing in the warm water and enjoying each other. Phil pulls away and gets down on his knees. Their shower sex only consists of blowjobs but Dans okay with that. He feels content. Feels at the moment. Feels warmth in his chest for the man currently wrapping his lips around him.

They are both changed in their pajamas when there's a knock at the door.

“It's your turn to get it.”

Dan doesn't look up from his phone. He is finalizing their plans with PJ and Sophie. They have been trying to reach each other all day and since he finally was able to catch them, he's not letting down that easy. Oh, and it is his turn though.

Phil grabs his wallet and opens the door. The delivery man is holding a bunch of bags with take out boxes inside.

“How many people are you feeding mate?”

“Just two.”

“Good luck.”

Phil chuckles a bit as he hands the man his cash. The man counts the money as he hands the bags over to Phil.

“You have an extra £15 here.”

“Keep the change.”

The man gives an awkward but appreciative smile. Phil gives one back. He shuts the door and tries not to trip over their bags and spill food all over the room. Phil sets the bags on the bed and Dan starts to open them. Phil takes out some of the plastic utensils out from the bottom of the bags. They throw (or try to) the plastic bags into a pile on the floor.

“Phil wait.”

“What is it?”

“Can you take a picture? For Instagram real quick?”

Phil takes Dan’s phone from the bed and goes into Instagram.

“For your story or an actual post?”

“Story.”

Dan crosses his legs and does the prayer hands. Phil smiles and rolls his eyes at his boyfriend. He snaps the picture and hands it over to Dan. He types in the caption. He really does feel hopeful about this tour. He is super excited about it and he feels thankful that Phil here doing this with him. That's why when he adds in the “ty ly bb” he doesn't think twice about it. He's just caught up in his head. Besides he wants to be more open about his sexuality and relationship to his audience. Is that such a bad thing? Phil opens his own phone to see what Dan wrote.

“Dan you do realize what you just wrote right?”

Phil hands his phone over to Dan. His eyes land on the last comment, in the bottom right-hand corner.

“Fuck.”

The fans are going to react in one of two ways. One is thinking its a cute little nod to Phil (since like everyone knows they are together at this point.) Two is trying to deny it as much as possible and think the “bb” is just directed to either the delivery man or the people at the show.

“Dan you can just delete it.”

“Do you want me to delete it?”

“Only if you want to.”

Dan looks at it again. Its been posted for what one minute? Not even? Dan looks at the number of people who've seen it so far. A couple hundred. Those couple hundred people could have it posted all over every other social media site by now. You know what? Dan doesn't care anymore. He wants to be free and be himself without his audience dragging him down. He keeps the picture up.

“I wanna keep it.”

Dan says as he's taking a piece of pita bread and dipping it into the hummus. Phil opens the container with the vegetables inside.

“Okay.”

Phil gets a fork and starts to dig in. They just eat in silence for a little bit. Too hungry to stop and chat. Then Phil picks up one of the sausages and starts to eat it. Dan starts laughing.

“What?”

“Phil you're practically giving it a blowjob.”

“Dan you're actually a 12-year-old.”

“But if I remember correctly you were doing just that about an hour ago.”

Phil takes the half eaten sausage and puts on a show for Dan- just to tease him. He starts laughing again. Fuck. Phil would do anything to hear Dans laugh. It's beautiful. It's not like that's the whole reason Phil is pretending to deepthroat a piece of meat or anything.

“Is it bad that that's kinda turning me on right now?”

“Dan I think you have a problem, you and your sex addiction.”

“Yea but in this case, you would have one too considering I need you to have sex.”

“Yea but I'm not the one that's constantly bringing sex up.”

“Touche.”

They continue to eat most of their food. They put the uneaten cuisine in one box and clean up. They both lie back down on the bed and Phil cuddles closer to Dan.

“Dan?”

“Yeah?”

“Can you play me a song on your keyboard?”

“Sure.”

He rolls over to the edge of the bed and takes it out. He plugs it into the wall and turns it on.

“What song did ya have in mind?”

“Unintended by Muse.”

“You're such a fucking sap you know that right?”

“So are you. Besides it relaxes me. Helps calm me down.”

“Whatever you say Mr. We-should-maybe-play-this-at-our-not-so-distant-wedding.”

Phil smiles and shuffles closer. Dan cracks his knuckles and starts to play. His fingers dance on the keys as his feet lightly tap to the beat. He starts to sing softly. The way you would sing to a baby, trying to get it to fall asleep.

“You could be my unintended. Choice to live my life extended. You could be the one I always love. You could be the one who listens to my deepest inquisitions. You could be the one I always love. I’ll be there as soon as I can but i'm busy mending the pieces of the life I had before.”

Phil closes his eyes in contentment as Dan serenades him. He sings the way you would sing to a baby, trying to get it to fall asleep. It's beautiful. He feels so relaxed. Feels so loved. Feels so important. He cuts Dan off by kissing him softly on the lips. It takes Dan by surprise because he was so focused on looking at his hands while playing.

“What was that about?”

Dan asks in a soft voice. The same voice he was just singing in.

“I just love you.”

Dan smiles at him.

“Love you too.”

They are both snuggled under the covers. Phil is laying his head on Dan's chest. He feels so warm. Between the blanket, their shared body heat and Dan's general constantly warm like a space heater-ness, it's almost too warm.

Almost.

Dans starting to drift off when Phil speaks.

“Dan?”

“Yeah?”

“I'm really proud of you.”

“Of what?”

“Everything.”

There's a pause before speaks again.

“Dan?”

“Yeah?”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

Phil tries (and fails) to bury his head deeper in Dan's chest. He wants to be as close to him as possible. He knows he physically is but this somehow isn't enough. Doesn't feel like enough. When Dan puts his hand and plays with Phil's hair? That's enough. How the fuck does Dan know what Phil needs and when he needs it? Phil will never know. The only thing Phil can do is the same for Dan. To be there when he needs him and cuddle him when he's sad or talk to him when he feels like speaking. Whether it's something important or funny or anything he will be there for Dan.

And that's exactly what he's going to do.

[fyeahnewwarriors]

History of the NW (part 2)

Before we start, I would like to add that we won't go in details about EVERY SINGLE New Warriors comic ever made. This is not reviews, this is a retrospective. But I do want to devote part two of the NW History to the very first issue f the very first New Warriors series and see what made the unite into the world’s coolest teenage team.

But before that, can we talk about how gosh darn awesome the cover of issue 1 is?!

A lot of team books has a cover with the team members posing, or running at us. But instead of that, the New Warriors are BURSTING trough first issues from different series. AWESOME!!!

And they are all here; Firestar, Marvel Boy, the new hero Night Thrasher, Speedball, Namorita and... Kid Nova?

Yeah, I don't know why they call him that on the cover, they never called him that in the comic(I think Speedball did once). But besides that, it's actually a pretty damn good cover. It captured my eye when I first saw it, and made me buy the comic, simply because I looked awesome and colorful, and I thought that the costumes were pretty cool.

But let's get to the actual story. Remember what I told you about Nova losing his powers? He actually contacted the Fantastic Four in hope that Mr. Fantastic could somehow restore them. After some studies of Rich's body, he discovered that he didn't lose the Nova Force, it were still inside him. But it was inactive. Night Thrasher, an armored superhero, makes a theory(after hacking the FF’s files) that an adrenaline rush might reactivate the Nova Force in Rich. Like a knee-jerk reflex.

So he throws him down from the top of a building.... WTF!?

Yeah, Thrasher is kind of a dick like that. It’s actually an important aspect of his character as well as a resurrecting theme. He is brilliant, but prefers “act first, think later” methods. Needles to say, Rich was kinda pissed, and had for a long time a grudge against Thrasher. But hey, it worked, so Rich agreed to form a superhero theme with him.

And here we have Marvel Boy, who wants to impress the Avengers, so they would ask him to join the team. He does so by breaking in to their private property, more specifically the mansion. Despite this pretty childish (and very illegal) attempt to impress the Avengers, I would like to add that Marvel Boy is in fact actually pretty smart. He has close to encyclopedia knowledge about pretty much anything superhero related, and can name how many super-humans there is in New York... But he can sometimes be kind of a dumb-ass.

After getting saved by Captain America from the Avengers’ security system, Cap tells him that he has only heard good things about him from the Thing, but that the Avengers prefer more experienced heroes. That, and being over 18 helps. But after leaven the Avengers mansion (slightly embarrassed), Marvel Boy gets stopped by Night Thrasher and Nova who offers him a place at their new team.

Kinda odd when you think about that the same guy who threw a guy down from a building to test a theory is all like: "Hey you! Yeah you! Wanna join our vigilante group?"

We learn the Night Thrasher is in fact an extremely wealthy young man named Dwayne Taylor. His parents were killed by criminals, and he has sworn to fight crime and make all criminals pay for what they do to society.… Yeah, okay, I admit it! He is a Batman rip-off! But if you ask me, he is an improved one. Besides the obvious that he wears a million dollar battle-suit instead of skintight spandex, he also realizes that fighting a one-man war against crime, alone in a world with superpowered humans and A.I.M. tech is suicide. And that is why he is gathering a group.

We also get introduced to his legal guardians: Cord, the love child of Alfred Pennyworth and Mr. T, and Tai, the stereotype Chinese old lady, who can say whatever the heck she wants, and it would still sound like wisdom because she speak fluent fortune cookie.

Meanwhile, the former herald of Galactus, and an old enemy of the Fantastic Four named Terrax starts to run amok in Queens, but Namorita is there to fight the depowered, but still very powerful Terrax.

While this is happening, Thrasher has “asked” Firestar to join the team. And by asked, I mean threatened her with exposing her identity… Our hero, everybody! He blackmail people to get his will and throw them off rooftops because of a hunch!

It's needless to say that Angel doesn't take it very well.

But before the very peeved Firestar can rip Night Thrasher a new one, the group, who are soon going to be known as the New Warriors, notice the earthquakes from Queens, made by Terrax, and they take off to face the menace.

They actually do pretty well against Terrax (again, I will remind you that he is depowered at the moment) and here comes the panel that made me truly understand how awesome a comic-book series I had brought:

Night Thrasher fighting Terrax on a skateboard! HELL FREAKING YEAH!!! My inner 90’s kid is playing air guitar right now!

A lot of people makes fun of Thrash for his skateboard, and say that it makes him ridicules. To them, I have this to say: I don’t care how stupid you think it is. THIS is the Marvel U, were you can use a shield as a weapon, a guy with a bow is somehow more effective than one with a gun, and magic can’t cure bullet wounds. So let Thrasher have in skateboard I say!

After fighting Terrax for some time, and Speedball joins the battle, Night Thrasher deducts that Terrax needs to be in contact with the ground, since this is just a temporary form made by earth. So after Thrash orders Nita and Nova to crab him and fly him above the ground... Terrax explodes... Because that’s apparently how it works. Science, ladies and gentlemen!

After the Avengers FINALLY joins the scene (Dude, what the heck took them so long?) and unintended takes all the glory, Night Thrasher says “screw them!” and suggest that the six of them form their own team and focus on the kind of crime that the Avengers are usually to busy to so anything about. They all agree, even Nova, who are still kinda peeved over getting thrown down from rooftops, and they take the name the news-reporters used to describe them; New Warriors. And thus a legend was born!

… A legend Mark Millar used as cannon fodder in Civil War… yeah, I’m still pissed over that.

That was issue one of the first New Warriors series, and I has to say; It's as great as I remember it. First of all, it has great art by Mark Bagley(long-time Spider-Man artist) and it's very colorful. The fight with Terrax is well executed, and even though we only have seen very little of the characters as individuals, we sense that there is some character building coming yet to come. Thrasher, besides being a dick, is a great straight man with his "strictly business" attitude, which is exactly what this bunch of inexperienced and very mixed group of teen-heroes needs to become a fully functional team, if you ask me. Bravo Fabian Nicieza! I'm Waezi2, and thanks for wasting time with me.